Adventures With Tempting Fate...or Pushing Your Luck.

[sniper7]

Against my moms advice, I kept playing with that thing and it didn’t fall off.

[sniper7]

I would put a whole roll of bubble tape in my check and start chewing, save it each night on my dresser and continue chewing for a week or until I forgot where I put it.

[Gman]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

[theGinsue]

Lots of great input here, but this one has got to be the thread winner by far:

I trusted a fart.

[MrAK]

I’ve wiped with my right hand ever since I can remember

[Bailey Guns]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

I remember doing that...great fun!

I just looked and you can still buy those caps. I may have to get some just to relive a childhood memory.

[StagLefty]

I still have both my eyes and a huge plus I didn't go blind either !!!

[10x]

Mom cooked with Crisco and bacon grease. Still miss those flavors. So what? We have pills to take care of blocked arteries.

[ChickNorris]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[sniper7]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.