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UncleDave
06-04-2012, 20:48
http://i.imgur.com/mSTpC.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z164/cees556/1261492835790.jpg
These are twisted, but good!
nisils14
06-05-2012, 03:18
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/02/stop-clubbing-baby-seals.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FKwRG.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/270929_444075615611660_199108822_n.jpg
Microsoft's E3 conference in a nutshell:
http://i.imgur.com/jpaD7.gif
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419255_10150743365870757_502723422_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392388_425058557527225_1062142314_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545652_3227452532525_1020575076_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/16458_1199156146383_1298699_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/15939_1183568596704_736952_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545018_475107562515686_1167324572_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542545_472329642793478_146612062031906_1816171_481 708657_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/533865_435366139823162_709989202_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408882_385439411482502_2134624267_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408882_385439411482502_2134624267_n.jpg
not funny, its too true and sad
lowspeed_highdrag
06-05-2012, 13:15
Jews don't like to eat pigs. They aren't banished from the promised land if they merely touch one though. Big difference.
PLease, continue to justify your ridiculous claims and stories. I hear the Russians are scared of Aliens, so during the Cold War we kept jars of Alien guts on all of our trains to keep them from using our public transportation.
http://www.ozskier.com/mmp/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/exiting-aircraft.jpeg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/3964498b.jpg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/6e0610b3.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551593_444928625526359_298273404_n.jpg
One of my all time favorite weapon systems! But remember, the Geneva Conventions explicitly state you cannot use a .50BMG against personnel, only equipment, so your intent is always "aiming for the canteen" even if you hit 'em in the neck! [ROFL1][Beer]
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/527184_2204775734993_1940205329_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555172_241432095967009_1350335958_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403461_152759324848997_1144997179_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/522338_148618795263050_129232723868324_86453_46781 384_n.jpg
Probably a repost. But this is one of my favorites:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389577_132648806860049_685116980_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/477480_322224617856162_178047252273900_722154_4954 30728_o.jpg
Zundfolge
06-06-2012, 15:19
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-trolling-level-five-billion.gif
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-06-2012, 15:53
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-trolling-level-five-billion.gif
Hahaha now I have to go troll facebook[ROFL2][ROFL2]
Zundfolge
06-06-2012, 15:53
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17kslifhvsul3jpg/original.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GtP7n.jpg
http://content1.myyearbook.com/thumb_userimages/large/2012/06/06/19/thm_phpjNGnv8.jpg
Goodburbon
06-06-2012, 18:34
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551593_444928625526359_298273404_n.jpg
One of my all time favorite weapon systems! But remember, the Geneva Conventions explicitly state you cannot use a .50BMG against personnel, only equipment, so your intent is always "aiming for the canteen" even if you hit 'em in the neck! [ROFL1][Beer]
Fortunately Uniforms are equipment...
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551593_444928625526359_298273404_n.jpg
One of my all time favorite weapon systems! But remember, the Geneva Conventions explicitly state you cannot use a .50BMG against personnel, only equipment, so your intent is always "aiming for the canteen" even if you hit 'em in the neck! [ROFL1][Beer]
Not to be a dick, but I would like to see where it says in the Geneva Conventions that you can't shoot someone with a 50 cal. You read that all over the internets but I can't find any proof.
Zundfolge
06-06-2012, 19:08
Not to be a dick, but I would like to see where it says in the Geneva Conventions that you can't shoot someone with a 50 cal. You read that all over the internets but I can't find any proof.
Yes and considering all the History Channel type shows showing our snipers shooting human targets with them I'm pretty sure its BS.
Not to be a dick, but I would like to see where it says in the Geneva Conventions that you can't shoot someone with a 50 cal. You read that all over the internets but I can't find any proof.
I don't know when the Geneva Conventions were, but did they even have .50 cal. rifles back then? Or the .50 bmg round at all?
I don't know when the Geneva Conventions were, but did they even have .50 cal. rifles back then? Or the .50 bmg round at all?
Geneva Convention = 1949
50 BMG = 1921
You can go hang yourself in your closet now.
Scanker19
06-06-2012, 20:11
I think if it was covered it would be under the Hague Conference.
It's shithouse lawyer stuff. Kinda how it "takes an act of congress to demote an E-7"
Not to be a dick, but I would like to see where it says in the Geneva Conventions that you can't shoot someone with a 50 cal. You read that all over the internets but I can't find any proof.
It's BS.
airborneranger
06-06-2012, 21:29
It's BS.
Yup
TheBelly
06-06-2012, 22:07
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551593_444928625526359_298273404_n.jpg
One of my all time favorite weapon systems! But remember, the Geneva Conventions explicitly state you cannot use a .50BMG against personnel, only equipment, so your intent is always "aiming for the canteen" even if you hit 'em in the neck! [ROFL1][Beer]
Not true. Just... wow...
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-06-2012, 22:08
Geneva Convention = 1949
50 BMG = 1921
You can go hang yourself in your closet now.
You're rude.
JMBD2112
06-06-2012, 22:08
Not to be a dick, but I would like to see where it says in the Geneva Conventions that you can't shoot someone with a 50 cal. You read that all over the internets but I can't find any proof.
when i was in the army i remember something about you can use .50 but aren't allowed to shoot personell with an .50 incendiary round....i may be wrong though
You're rude.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if he was joking or not.
Scanker19
06-06-2012, 22:12
They make a 120mm "shotgun" round. It's an anti personnel canister Round. You're good with a fidy.
DD977GM2
06-06-2012, 22:12
I had doubts about this, but check out the rear tire. Looks like it really IS hauling all that weight. Guy's a fucking moron though. A crash would be epic.
That guy is one of the original Rough Riders (DMX Rapper motor club) and is one hell of a rider. He can do stuff on a motorcycle that I couldnt even do walking down the street.
One of the best fan fics I've read.
http://i.imgur.com/qYgqd.png
TEAMRICO
06-06-2012, 22:24
They make a 120mm "shotgun" round. It's an anti personnel canister Round. You're good with a fidy.
You have to get the referee's on the battle field to adjudicate a righteous kill.
In Iraq I would just cross my arms and yell Safety Kill!!!
Haji would get the point.........
Scanker19
06-06-2012, 22:26
You have to get the referee's on the battle field to adjudicate a righteous kill.
In Iraq I would just cross my arms and yell Safety Kill!!!
Haji would get the point.........
For some reason I can't stop laughing at your stupid comment.
TheBelly
06-06-2012, 22:30
flechette artillery...
that is all.
flechette artillery...
that is all.
Then we shall fight in the shade.
tmleadr03
06-06-2012, 22:50
http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg
TheBelly
06-07-2012, 03:05
http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg
My cat will never be that cool.
TheBelly
06-07-2012, 03:24
Then we shall fight in the shade.
excellent
http://i.minus.com/iAeWju4enCNFS.jpg
You're rude.
Yeah, no kidding. I ask a simple question and I'm told to go hang myself? Damn, tough crowd.....
ghettodub
06-07-2012, 09:18
http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg
Holy smokes, I just watched that flying cat thing for the first time...
As an animal lover, it's weird.
As me, holy crap I was crying I was laughing so hard...
Rear tire has about 15 psi in it, very common for stunters, as it makes the balance point for wheelies more controllable. The weights are actually plastic, saw the complete video several years ago. Still impressive, still would suck if he lost it.
Ah, OK. Much better that it's a pro doing it, but still nuts.
It's BS.
Okay, I was just relaying info I was given by an NCO during .50 cal training... They said that "According to the Geneva Conventions it is illegal to target personnel with a .50 cal, but you're okay to target their equipment so aim for their canteen. Intent vs result." So maybe this was an instance where perhaps I was given wrong information...
Some of you may understand this too well:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282291_10151191976969908_609489907_13579846_203209 9531_n.jpg
http://images-kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The_Most_Infantry_Man_In_The_World3-600x337.jpg
http://images-kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The_Most_Infantry_Man_In_The_World4-600x360.jpg
http://images-kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The_Most_Infantry_Man_In_The_World1-600x366.jpg
http://images-kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The_Most_Infantry_Man_In_The_World2-600x366.jpg
Scanker19
06-07-2012, 14:39
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/bf4e2c9e.jpg
n8tive97
06-07-2012, 14:58
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-trolling-level-five-billion.gif
Oh damn, now I have a reason to get on Facebook.... That's funny![ROFL2]
TEAMRICO
06-07-2012, 15:02
I sent a newbie to the PSG one time while out in the field to get a box of .50 cal TRACER BLANKS....I said make sure they have the orange tips.[M2]
I said "How am I gonna see where Im hitting when I shoot with the BFA on?"
Got a glare from PSG when he saw us laughing so hard.
Ahhh Privates!
Scanker19
06-07-2012, 15:21
We actually got one to check for soft spots in the armor.
losttrail
06-07-2012, 16:26
On the tanks -
Left handed spanner for the bore evacuator
Can of radio squelch
Can of muzzle flash
Track grease (also known as 'infantry')
Road wheel pressure gauge (for those who don't know, road wheels are a solid rubber ring on a steel hub)
"What's the idler arm idling at?"
"Don't spin the turret more than 5 turns counter-clockwise or it will come unthreaded."
losttrail
06-07-2012, 16:32
when i was in the army i remember something about you can use .50 but aren't allowed to shoot personell with an .50 incendiary round....i may be wrong though
Yeah, but nobody told us we couldn't shoot cows with the M2 or main gun on the tank.
Was that out loud?[Beer]
n8tive97
06-07-2012, 18:24
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/n8tive97/PrepH.jpg
Pistol Packing Preacher
06-07-2012, 19:14
On the tanks -
Left handed spanner for the bore evacuator
Can of radio squelch
Can of muzzle flash
Track grease (also known as 'infantry')
Road wheel pressure gauge (for those who don't know, road wheels are a solid rubber ring on a steel hub)
"What's the idler arm idling at?"
"Don't spin the turret more than 5 turns counter-clockwise or it will come unthreaded."
What?
No bucket of prop wash?
40 feet of flight line?
[Stooge]
airborneranger
06-07-2012, 19:59
What?
No bucket of prop wash?
40 feet of flight line?
[Stooge]
Canopy lights
Riser grease
Grid squares
The range fan
[Beer]
Byte Stryke
06-07-2012, 20:29
Box of Ground-Guides
Muffler Bearing
Board Stretcher
I actually had a private wind up asking the BDE CSMG... "Where can I get an internally packed and sealed muffler bearing for a duece and a half?"
When CSMG was done laughing we(The Motor-pool) spent the next day in the front leaning rest
ahh, the Memories
El Caballo Loco
06-07-2012, 20:45
I sent a feller into a meeting after realizing before we rolled out we were missing the PRCK-E9.
I didn't get in trouble with the company SGM who was the only E9 in the room but the guy I sent in there outranked me and man oh man does shit roll down hill.
It was good payback though for throwing a cs grenade in my chu and then holding the door shut while they boarded me in. Well, the start of some good payback.
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:36
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fb_passionatley.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:37
I think these Willy Wonka pics are f***ing hilarious!!!!!!![ROFL1]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/ParacordBracelet.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:38
Great sense of humor.
I do wonder how well he walks since from what I understand or hear, forget which,
that the big toe and pinky toe help a lot with balance and proper walking.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/bigtoe.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:39
GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/grandmafavor.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:40
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/facebookkh.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:41
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fb_bachelorette_party.png
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:42
I would guess that they are from Detroit or L.A. [ROFL1]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fb_incarceration.png
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:44
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fb_logging-offspring.png
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:46
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn129/951753852332/funny-fail-owned-wtf-21-1.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:47
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_fatman_tattoo.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 21:50
Im sure this has already been posted
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_photoshop_boob.jpg
Fentonite
06-07-2012, 21:52
Im sure this has already been posted
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_photoshop_boob.jpg
Her wrist is even more deformed than the "Fail" area outlined. [ROFL2]
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 22:09
I cant see this going the way they want it to
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_bus_off_side_road.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 22:10
Zombies are now being arrested and not shot
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_eat_officers.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 22:11
To much hairspray or dyed to many times????[ROFL1][LOL]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_hair_fire_cupcakes.jpg
DD977GM2
06-07-2012, 22:13
How does this happen to people?
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_skiny_legs_fat_tummy.jpg
Scanker19
06-07-2012, 22:34
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/ac7e03ea.jpg
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/n8tive97/PrepH.jpg
Can we buy those in bulk? I'm thinking I could use a case for when I'm at work...
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n566/rutz777/scary.jpg
2008f450
06-08-2012, 09:08
http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n566/rutz777/scary.jpg
Damn it now I have orange juice all over my screen.
tmleadr03
06-08-2012, 09:24
http://i.imgur.com/wD1h9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wD1h9.jpg
Gotta love the KISS principle. More people need to follow this pattern of thought.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-08-2012, 11:36
How does this happen to people?
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_skiny_legs_fat_tummy.jpg
They get married of course
theGinsue
06-08-2012, 13:44
http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n566/rutz777/scary.jpg
I don't get it. What am I missing?
SuperiorDG
06-08-2012, 13:48
I don't get it. What am I missing?
Left side of picture
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-08-2012, 13:49
I don't get it. What am I missing?
the face on the left
I don't get it. What am I missing?
I'm glad you asked, because I didn't want to be called a dumbass! I saw the face on the left, but didn't know if that was the "punchline" or if there was something else that I wasn't seeing.
I'm glad you asked, because I didn't want to be called a dumbass! I saw the face on the left, but didn't know if that was the "punchline" or if there was something else that I wasn't seeing.
HA!! I copied the picture and blew it up trying to see what was in the red circle... I feel like a dumbass....
Lex_Luthor
06-08-2012, 14:23
How does this happen to people?
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/fail_skiny_legs_fat_tummy.jpg
That gives a whole new definition of "six pack". [LOL]
That gives a whole new definition of "muffin top". [LOL]
This too.
JMBD2112
06-08-2012, 15:19
Yeah, but nobody told us we couldn't shoot cows with the M2 or main gun on the tank.
Was that out loud?[Beer]
HaHa yeah or sheep either!!!
http://i.imgur.com/vtyKS.png
KevDen2005
06-08-2012, 18:41
I'm glad you asked, because I didn't want to be called a dumbass! I saw the face on the left, but didn't know if that was the "punchline" or if there was something else that I wasn't seeing.
Yeah, I was so focused on the circle, now what the hell is the deal with the face?
Yeah, I was so focused on the circle, now what the hell is the deal with the face?
It's creepy as hell, and that's what I know...
Yeah, I was so focused on the circle, now what the hell is the deal with the face?
Its a black guy
http://gifs.gifbin.com/sw50sw8sw578.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981769)
Thats why its funny
http://i.imgur.com/3ageM.jpg
Bailey Guns
06-09-2012, 06:08
Velociraptor's are so cool. If they were still around there wouldn't be any Pit Bull bans.
tmleadr03
06-09-2012, 11:16
Its a black guy
http://gifs.gifbin.com/sw50sw8sw578.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981769)
Thats why its funny
White people are scared by black people. Case in point is 90% of the "Once you see it you will shit brick" meme photos. It is a hidden black person.
Now back to funny.
0yuFy_qjolU
That gives a whole new definition of "six pack". [LOL]
I call the top ones "bits", as in backwards tits
Zundfolge
06-09-2012, 17:26
http://i.imgur.com/3ageM.jpg
Actually "We're Expecting" makes perfect sense ... in America where infant mortality rates are pretty low and neonatal care is exceptional the idea that every pregnancy is a crap shoot seems distant to us.
But the reality is that with every pregnancy you are expecting a baby but it could be a tiny corpse.
Actually "We're Expecting" makes perfect sense ... in America where infant mortality rates are pretty low and neonatal care is exceptional the idea that every pregnancy is a crap shoot seems distant to us.
But the reality is that with every pregnancy you are expecting a baby but it could be a tiny corpse.
http://i.imgur.com/QmvRa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bs0lE.jpg
the face on the left
the black kid?
tmleadr03
06-09-2012, 20:29
the black kid?
Didn't you know? Black people are scary.
Didn't you know? Black people are scary.
I am black.
I am black.
Therefore you must be scary.
We just don't know who you are scaring [ROFL1]
Think Bill Cosby or Steve Urkel. Are they scary? [Coffee]
twitchyfinger
06-09-2012, 21:53
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553381_10150924238757740_633069276_n.jpg
I like the little pothead sitting on the floor.
http://i.imgur.com/QmvRa.jpg
[Score]
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_i27cu3Lw2x-p874vO8tMcQetEjGo--afN2J7kKbcgNrvSyzH
Bailey Guns
06-10-2012, 05:48
That is quite possibly the best analogy in the history of the planet.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553381_10150924238757740_633069276_n.jpg
I like the little pothead sitting on the floor.
Scanker19
06-10-2012, 07:29
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/6539c5a6.jpg
wctriumph
06-10-2012, 08:38
Therefore you must be scary.
We just don't know who you are scaring [ROFL1]
Think Bill Cosby or Steve Urkel. Are they scary? [Coffee]
I was thinking Bill Clinton black man scary.
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/6539c5a6.jpg
Oh man, I bet somebody caught hell for that one! [ROFL1] When I was a kid, I had an ad I cut from the paper for a sale on shirts, but they'd spelled it "shits".
And does anybody remember the Sears catalog back in the 70's that had a photo of a guy modeling boxer shorts, and the head of his unit was showing peeking out from one of the legs of the boxers? That was a classic!
Guy on the left.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/underwearad02.jpg
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-10-2012, 13:46
You should send that into jay leno for headlines!
That swimsuit photo is so bad that it took me a long time to figure out what it was supposed to actually say.
Remember the Denver Post front page picture of the guy in jean shorts sitting in front of his home that was ruined by a fire, and it looked like you could see his nuts up his shorts? I'll try to find it.
Remember the Denver Post front page picture of the guy in jean shorts sitting in front of his home that was ruined by a fire, and it looked like you could see his nuts up his shorts? I'll try to find it.
Yeah, I remember that! Instant celebrity! Lewis & Floorwax even set him up with a booth at the next Hawgfest selling roasted peanuts, "(name)'s Hot Nuts" or something like that. After much scrutiny, the newspaper's official story was that it was actually a shadow of his thumb. Sure looked like one of the twins peeking out to me though.
http://i.imgur.com/tqk0X.jpg
theGinsue
06-10-2012, 21:43
I'm glad you asked, because I didn't want to be called a dumbass! I saw the face on the left, but didn't know if that was the "punchline" or if there was something else that I wasn't seeing.
HA!! I copied the picture and blew it up trying to see what was in the red circle... I feel like a dumbass....
Looks like you gents and I are all in the same boat. I saw the face and thought "Hmm, someone stuck their face in the picture. I wonder what the interesting thing is here."
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of cats... for the dog lovers:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392706_320370841315472_407815340_n.jpg
OneGuy67
06-11-2012, 10:05
Okay, I was just relaying info I was given by an NCO during .50 cal training... They said that "According to the Geneva Conventions it is illegal to target personnel with a .50 cal, but you're okay to target their equipment so aim for their canteen. Intent vs result." So maybe this was an instance where perhaps I was given wrong information...
That has been the rumor since I went to basic in 1985. Never saw anything in writing about it.
airborneranger
06-11-2012, 10:08
That has been the rumor since I went to basic in 1985. Never saw anything in writing about it.
You, sir, are correct. It is all bullshit. I remember hearing this story from a lawyer when I was in the officer basic course. This same lawyer insisted that 5.56 rounds tumbled in the air!
OneGuy67
06-11-2012, 10:16
You, sir, are correct. It is all bullshit. I remember hearing this story from a lawyer when I was in the officer basic course. This same lawyer insisted that 5.56 rounds tumbled in the air!
Heard that one too! Later, it was explained to me that the round tumbled in the body and that was what was meant by it.
Heard that one too! Later, it was explained to me that the round tumbled in the body and that was what was meant by it.
That's why our former adversary- the Pinko-Commie Soviets- changed from the 7.62x39 to the 5.45x39- instead of punching through (like the 7.62) it tumbles and is cited for causing more fatal damage in testing.
Airborneranger,
I saw this just now posted on FB and immediately thought of you... [Coffee]
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/384424_319195438099679_551205631_n.jpg
I know, it's not smart to poke fun at an LTC, but airborne jokes are funny! [LOL]
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o71/RonBooks/pic16828.jpg
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/rangerguru/securedownload1.jpg
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/rangerguru/securedownload-1.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/us-army-rangers-army-ranger-war-demotivational-posters-1320715576.jpg
I love that 9mm one, Ranger! And that last one with the Ranger team in the boat... as a Ranger friend of mine says: "SEALs say 'we don't do airfields...' but Rangers come in and say 'we do what SEALs don't, can't or are afraid to do...'"[Beer]
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-11-2012, 12:16
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578007_316142875123899_844449504_n.jpg
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-11-2012, 12:25
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524066_315384758533044_715506421_n.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6131/6026896047_0efca41e6a.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tqk0x.jpg
[rofl]
airborneranger
06-11-2012, 12:45
Airborneranger,
I saw this just now posted on FB and immediately thought of you... [Coffee]
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/384424_319195438099679_551205631_n.jpg
I know, it's not smart to poke fun at an LTC, but airborne jokes are funny! [LOL]
When I was an LT in the 82D, we were testing longer static lines for the C-17s. I asked the dude in charge how many had tried these new lines out and his response to me was: "We through out 100 dummies yesterday and we are throwing out another 100 today".
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-11-2012, 13:17
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/420075_272556236149230_1480892159_n.jpg
Zombie Steve
06-11-2012, 13:46
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x214/sbecht/1911outdateddesign.jpg
Byte Stryke
06-12-2012, 09:03
Says it all!
I don't get it...?
I don't get it...?
I don't know Byte, My wife drug me to all these movies, I would have loved to see this in the movie. I guess its a Harry Potter thing![Sofa]
Zundfolge
06-12-2012, 09:35
I don't get it...?
Someone photo-shopped a gun in place of her magic wand. 'Cause magic wands are weak and goofy.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/578251_10150815862857924_1531831278_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/148912_3423571546105_1415322077_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540576_3286934970276_901335603_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551152_3236364626049_248236215_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s320x320/208857_2274197910290_1793242873_n.jpg
Says it all!
Now that's funny!
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/208952d1339516443-funny-strange-random-pics-536858_394842070568456_23233716_n.jpg
Lex_Luthor
06-12-2012, 10:50
Damn, that last one is disturbing!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/395899_10150519837382636_960651729_n.jpg
Lots of people seem to forget these so here is a quick reminder:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/460861_404795519558690_377423839_o.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/562848_366835426690868_1058682014_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523668_367023680005376_1634403755_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552981_368069209900823_2083572960_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540482_3120249536288_466850235_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/398750_2393873057330_58713895_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/599231_10150855767249117_762986049_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/35676_399175199116_3999154_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540078_403686236339360_1239038403_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/301875_403520589689258_177986049_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/301269_243149152393070_948053_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/547507_10150874570025197_1833795288_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543019_368815869839908_1336046574_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543019_368815869839908_1336046574_n.jpg
Actually...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-arabs-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/onthebottle/dickinbox.jpg
http://imagehosting.rodsnsods.co.uk/10834fd365736da38.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/Maxine1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/GoodBaby1.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/Summerjob.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/WeightLifter.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/lube.jpg
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/208961d1339532518-funny-strange-random-pics-ly5uy.jpgp.jpghttp://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/208963d1339534883-funny-strange-random-pics-d30ebbaaf2084e81663dbf7ae336625f.gif
ghettodub
06-13-2012, 08:39
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spoons-made-me-fat-gun-sellers-sign.jpg
May be a repost, but it was new to me!
Not really funny, more sad...
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/196058_10150892670382939_2024946105_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Wg3t1.jpg
UncleDave
06-13-2012, 11:30
Spoons made me fat, love it
68Charger
06-13-2012, 11:55
Not really funny, more sad...
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/196058_10150892670382939_2024946105_n.jpg
They forgot 1000's of $$$ in Earned income & child tax credits...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/598678_4227202197986_1146078380_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601189_371443792921699_227325422_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601260_371412769591468_690243918_n.jpg
ghettodub
06-13-2012, 13:21
http://i.imgur.com/Wg3t1.jpg
ahahaha! Best picture ever!
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295079_371352666264145_1858489046_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543655_370955242970554_1267436530_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301892_370778112988267_2009027716_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/150113_370147273051351_794540138_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556190_369487379784007_1868973506_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540564_369368063129272_1093692857_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/536762_369047216494690_607584041_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542480_368760713190007_1030293832_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556190_369487379784007_1868973506_n.jpg
That is some Princess Bride stuff right there!
gcrookston
06-13-2012, 16:14
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gmtp1nsK1qhup65o1_500.jpg
Zundfolge
06-13-2012, 16:39
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-no-wait-the-antelope-ran-away.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/246546_10150883133134150_702925048_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/150113_370147273051351_794540138_n.jpg
It looks legit...don't be such a pussy....[Poke]
This one makes me want to barf...
Not funny at all [Rant1]
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/148912_3423571546105_1415322077_n.jpg
Byte Stryke
06-14-2012, 11:48
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551732_10150970637685896_1249872696_n.jpg
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-14-2012, 17:27
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-facebook-fails-no-thats-your-hand.png
mcantar18c
06-14-2012, 18:41
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/562082_486505668031807_1367354476_n.jpg?dl=1
Robby30-06
06-14-2012, 19:05
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551732_10150970637685896_1249872696_n.jpg
That is beautiful! Nice one Byte.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551732_10150970637685896_1249872696_n.jpg
Took me a couple minutes to notice the logos.....
Hey, whattya want? I'm slow....
twitchyfinger
06-14-2012, 22:45
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/269320_307964462631397_584599487_n.jpg
twitchyfinger
06-14-2012, 22:46
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2244/funny50.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:43
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0528.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:44
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0521.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:54
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0525.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:55
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0524.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:56
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0529.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:57
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0527.jpg
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:58
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0522.gif
GilpinGuy
06-14-2012, 23:59
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/IMG_0526.jpg
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2244/funny50.jpg
Meh, I'll stick to something a little more manageable...
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8141/7189744739_8538265eb8.jpg
onebadfx4
06-15-2012, 10:38
Meh, I'll stick to something a little more manageable...
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8141/7189744739_8538265eb8.jpg
Great movie. Always loved that line.
Bailey Guns
06-15-2012, 11:18
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/2323dca6.jpg
Zombie Steve
06-15-2012, 14:10
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427791_199626506812816_558871086_n.jpg
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-15-2012, 14:10
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/daily_picdump_985_640_77.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252384_10151033157572790_1029013922_n.jpg
ghettodub
06-15-2012, 14:19
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252384_10151033157572790_1029013922_n.jpg
Awesome. Almost every time I swipe my badge at work, in my head, i say "multipass"
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-15-2012, 15:01
Lee Lou Dallas multi pass
Awesome. Almost every time I swipe my badge at work, in my head, i say "multipass"
I got a backstage pass to a show my friends were playing downtown one night and went up to security to get backstage and said "Multipass... Mul-tee-pass!" [LOL]
ghettodub
06-15-2012, 15:18
...
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-15-2012, 15:43
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ZJuYl.jpg
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-15-2012, 15:45
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sdMAg.jpg
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-15-2012, 15:49
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/9yrxf.jpg
ghettodub
06-15-2012, 15:56
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/9yrxf.jpg
hahahaha!
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
06-15-2012, 16:21
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/7SOMT.png
Scanker19
06-15-2012, 17:23
Awesome. Almost every time I swipe my badge at work, in my head, i say "multipass"
I used to say it to the Ugandans at the chow hall. No one got it :( Those un-cultured swines.
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/7SOMT.png
That's cool! What's the deal with the lights on the rotors?
Byte Stryke
06-15-2012, 18:01
That's cool! What's the deal with the lights on the rotors?
[ROFL1]
wait... yer serious?
Zundfolge
06-15-2012, 18:03
That's cool! What's the deal with the lights on the rotors?
Not lights ... sparks caused by the rotors hitting sand in the air. It looks cool but eventually it ruins the rotors.
I used to say it to the Ugandans at the chow hall. No one got it :( Those un-cultured swines.
We had it written on the back of our plackards when going through the ECPs. I thinnk even if you showed them the movie the Ugandans still wouldn't get it. Now that I think of it, they remind me of the Mangalores
in that movie (think "what does the red button do?")
islandermyk
06-16-2012, 06:53
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Toilet.jpg
islandermyk
06-16-2012, 06:53
sick... but so funny [ROFL1]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/yN8gm.gif
YUCK!!!!
sick... but so funny [ROFL1]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg (http://http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg)
sick... but so funny [ROFL1]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg (http://http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg)
[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL2][ROFL3]
Funny, funny, funny....
http://i.imgur.com/oPjkG.jpg
onebadfx4
06-16-2012, 10:45
sick... but so funny [ROFL1]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg
gross but hilarious
Scanker19
06-16-2012, 11:02
sick... but so funny [ROFL1]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Twighligtfunny.jpg
He didn't eat them. He put them in hot water and made tea.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538373_401885133185897_1715699191_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168823_401683789872698_1024509116_n.jpg
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https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542448_400387816668962_1930151155_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540579_399351503439260_1057866984_n.jpg
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318131_389014044473006_1049143020_n.jpg
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/541343_10150706090680197_1874713252_n.jpg
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