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davsel
02-23-2020, 20:20
http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Untitled-copy-7.jpg

Duman
02-23-2020, 20:21
http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/feministsnocatch.jpg

That is funny.

Alpha2
02-24-2020, 09:09
That's a narrow escape!

flogger
02-27-2020, 11:14
PETA guy showed up at a bike rally to protest wearing ‘leathers’.80231

TFOGGER
02-27-2020, 22:54
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88097626_10163063011525182_5740501164386942976_n.j pg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=1480c5&_nc_oc=AQmeq41qo-wbMDx7iKlmQtqxNEMF9GiYcW3MUjOyZil3RDA7-qg_N-LEapivYyCBzqM&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=5b4e5497d86c3a7d436cd6eb8325f7c9&oe=5EBF777E

davsel
02-28-2020, 15:05
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/smarch-is-upon-us-25.gif

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/smarch-is-upon-us-42.jpg

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/smarch-is-upon-us-73.jpg

Duman
02-28-2020, 18:10
That's a narrow escape!

Well played....

Waldo1
02-29-2020, 09:33
80244

Waldo1
02-29-2020, 09:35
80245

electronman1729
02-29-2020, 20:58
80251

GilpinGuy
03-01-2020, 00:01
^^^That's hilarious! [LOL]

Gman
03-01-2020, 01:00
That is very funny.

Would be fun to hear about some freeloaders squatting in Bernie's 3 houses.

Gman
03-01-2020, 10:36
More truth than funny.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/df/f6/b4/dff6b44f6af2e82ab289de8a45cd7a62--hard-truth-liberal-logic.jpg

Gman
03-02-2020, 21:03
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Gman
03-02-2020, 21:05
80279
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Madeinhb
03-02-2020, 21:44
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200303/5623f2ce6bba28fa2a5dcfb9a790e978.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

ray1970
03-02-2020, 22:28
The rabbit one is really funny.

Waldo1
03-02-2020, 23:10
80282

TFOGGER
03-03-2020, 12:47
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/87460015_2592539744206999_1314366408980692992_n.jp g?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQlvYJrPiNeAtlRObsG7bBQ-8qvyxInibLAdH8elgjheo54lZRX7a_YoUhnHZQvwv9g&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=2db12d04080abd99848051101fd13303&oe=5E99D91F

davsel
03-03-2020, 13:51
http://americandigest.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/41b49336d2b32973e15ff01efe11e9a4bd289f41d5581e57a4 c584b81b728c13.png

Gman
03-03-2020, 16:57
80285

Gman
03-03-2020, 17:02
80286

TFOGGER
03-04-2020, 09:59
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89242071_10215516711262644_4371515909706088448_n.j pg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=07e735&_nc_oc=AQm_N_o14bMyCb22-K04jvjdBHScrB94lXD_Tt3iXDjQ-DDmFGe-PMy2pPoeu8Ul-fc&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=d69d1a5e1627577c443dd9d80264a264&oe=5E9A2073

Gman
03-04-2020, 10:44
Where can I get one of those? [LOL]

TFOGGER
03-04-2020, 12:49
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88191402_141707340676207_7341098333005414400_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_oc=AQlTMeshfEM2Z-xOdHDW-9NhfYg4yns3SQNk3GEPRRDF2Po7TH6ezUt51jNPqZ7YvRk&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=4e0459946d5b79684dc4961baf7c2a24&oe=5E7FEE17

Duman
03-04-2020, 16:58
Where can I get one of those? [LOL]

Yeah, no kidding!

TEAMRICO
03-04-2020, 20:57
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88191402_141707340676207_7341098333005414400_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_oc=AQlTMeshfEM2Z-xOdHDW-9NhfYg4yns3SQNk3GEPRRDF2Po7TH6ezUt51jNPqZ7YvRk&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=4e0459946d5b79684dc4961baf7c2a24&oe=5E7FEE17

Hey, it is to scale.

Gman
03-05-2020, 00:11
80298

Gman
03-05-2020, 00:17
80299
80300

electronman1729
03-05-2020, 23:57
80302

electronman1729
03-05-2020, 23:58
80303

CS1983
03-06-2020, 08:41
https://i.imgur.com/ksSxXHi.png
https://i.imgur.com/ZeDuOD9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/NOrWAkp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/InNqyOo.png

Gman
03-06-2020, 09:43
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Gman
03-06-2020, 10:12
80313
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Delfuego
03-06-2020, 11:18
80316

80317

80318

ray1970
03-06-2020, 11:29
80315

That?s awesome.

ChickNorris
03-06-2020, 11:32
..

Gman
03-06-2020, 11:48
OMG that's funny...and I can relate.

Jamnanc
03-06-2020, 11:56
How can you relate to that?

TFOGGER
03-06-2020, 13:48
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88047900_2887979511260209_2684214556951052288_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQk5nV5CfkQ6XQs3RGxCb7hlpnSPE_7hBYBzpzYCXmi Ltlmdj57DYiYTaTf_wgTQCeg&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=e885e558d4d4eed03015e497593aeba7&oe=5E96331E

Gman
03-06-2020, 14:14
How can you relate to that?
I have a dog.

...or the dog has me.












...but well played, sir.

ChickNorris
03-06-2020, 21:00
..

Circuits
03-06-2020, 22:47
What about the other armed services? Pool with rubber ducky means CG, or star mobile over head means space force?

CS1983
03-07-2020, 08:07
For some reason the narrator reminded me of Irving:
https://i.imgur.com/s4aoJpy.jpg

True story
https://i.imgur.com/ROkiugp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/PX9IIlT.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CDhPE56.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/yET9SVH.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/cq5k9WC.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/pFxxoHd.jpg

TEAMRICO
03-07-2020, 08:56
When I was stationed in Hoehenfels as OPFOR we would Tactically Aquire plenty of POL, pyro and Class 4 from visiting units. Nothing like running up on cache! Lots of duffle bags ripped of the sides of Bradley’s at night as well. No shortage of TA-50.

CS1983
03-07-2020, 09:12
We found the NTC OPFOR Engineer company’s massive cache of concertina and other obstacle items hidden in a little draw back in the hills at the base of Tiefort mountain. Loaded it all on our trucks and took it back to the BN AA. Their 1Sgt threw a fit and demanded it back. Our command responded that it would be returned after the exercise. Lol.

In Iraq we were going to be out for 2 weeks on a joint Marine-Army thing between Ramadi and Samarra. At like 0200 the day before we left out myself and another guy snuck into the cooks’ unlocked storage trailer and loaded up on all sorts of muffins, cookies, Rip-it’s, etc. That morning we went to the cook PSG and told him we were going out for 2 weeks and requested snacks/drinks/etc. He then loaded us up with as much as we’d acquired the night before. I think I actually gained weight those two weeks while sweating daily. We were sick of pogey bait by the end.

TEAMRICO
03-07-2020, 14:04
Rip It’s.
Good times.

Circuits
03-07-2020, 14:25
"feeding shelter cats to coyotes"

that's funny

Scanker19
03-07-2020, 15:32
Rip it’s are nasty. I’m more of a wild tiger man

CS1983
03-07-2020, 19:16
Rip it’s are nasty. I’m more of a wild tiger man

Wild tigers were intense. I avoided them if there was a chance I wouldn’t have a place to drop trou’.

TEAMRICO
03-07-2020, 20:06
I remember those. Had a tiger pouncing or something like that! I think they were made in Syria. It was like drinking cigarettes in a can but you were awake with wide eyes!
Best dollar you could spend.

Looks like u can buy it on Amazon. I believe it is the toned down version.
Correction it appears to be from Jordan.

CS1983
03-08-2020, 06:58
https://i.imgur.com/5VpMGm5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/g7vWmkj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/8gAvpDh.jpg

Zundfolge
03-08-2020, 11:53
https://i.imgur.com/g7vWmkj.jpg
This is why I prefer my Zebra Journaled.

GilpinGuy
03-09-2020, 12:32
80342

brutal
03-09-2020, 23:46
https://i.imgur.com/cLYi57T.png

brutal
03-09-2020, 23:47
https://i.imgur.com/K9V61oI.png

CS1983
03-10-2020, 08:01
https://i.imgur.com/r0b4fRz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/blkHTi1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EaXas6A.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/e45qpfd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dJXG1C4.jpg

GilpinGuy
03-10-2020, 13:55
I had an Asian dude come up to the poker podium asking to be put on the waiting list. I asked for his name and he said "Wayman". OK.... He sees WAYMAN on the display and says over and over, "No! Wayman! Wayman!"

Yeah, it was Raymond.

Gman
03-10-2020, 14:02
At least you didn't put it down as "Rainman".

ChickNorris
03-10-2020, 14:23
..

spqrzilla
03-10-2020, 14:42
Uh .... You did not mention you were headed to the tattoo parlor.... [ROFL1]

Gman
03-10-2020, 15:38
80360
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Gman
03-11-2020, 12:43
80366
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Gman
03-11-2020, 12:44
80369

spqrzilla
03-11-2020, 15:34
80370

Gman
03-11-2020, 19:00
80375
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spqrzilla
03-11-2020, 23:45
80385

CS1983
03-12-2020, 07:14
https://i.imgur.com/jEd81It.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Qja6hZd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wG2Js9x.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/rUyIBRZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/yEc8m5E.jpg

spqrzilla
03-12-2020, 16:57
Yep, too funny.

TEAMRICO
03-12-2020, 17:21
Educational and Informative........

drew890
03-12-2020, 17:49
80395

electronman1729
03-12-2020, 23:13
80401

ray1970
03-13-2020, 08:11
Hadn?t thought of that one, but rather than a no solicitors sign I have thought about posting some sort of corona quarantine sign on my front door to dissuade unwanted solicitors.

newracer
03-13-2020, 09:17
https://talk.newagtalk.com/forums/get-attachment.asp?action=view&attachmentid=660291&imagerotation=881

CS1983
03-13-2020, 09:29
https://i.imgur.com/8WENUCd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/KgPTjed.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9EDD6up.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/g1pLujM.jpg

Gman
03-13-2020, 10:16
80403

Delfuego
03-13-2020, 11:00
80405

buffalobo
03-13-2020, 11:06
Reel it back to R. If you have to preface the post, dont post it.

CS1983
03-13-2020, 11:07
80405

Talk about a meme lost on anyone under 35, most likely. Hilarious.

CS1983
03-13-2020, 12:36
For the discerning traveler
https://i.imgur.com/XGbvNxe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/nLtqfhj.png
https://i.imgur.com/RReSI54.jpg

Mtneer
03-13-2020, 13:42
Talk about a meme lost on anyone under 35, most likely. Hilarious.

80408

FoxtArt
03-13-2020, 13:47
Talk about a meme lost on anyone under 35, most likely. Hilarious.

They resurrected him last year, if you were curious:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whfQf3Pd5bU

electronman1729
03-13-2020, 20:46
80414

CS1983
03-14-2020, 07:42
https://i.imgur.com/5dA8ZOt.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4JlqoGH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BLLAkeS.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/RLCLw65.jpg

BladesNBarrels
03-14-2020, 10:27
https://i.imgur.com/DZKduPA.jpg

CS1983
03-14-2020, 12:29
https://i.imgur.com/Y7pjeSM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dflucZP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/DiTFm4A.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/axOHZEF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/E7nWJX4.jpg

Scanker19
03-15-2020, 08:48
80420

ray1970
03-15-2020, 09:03
That?s a good one.

kidicarus13
03-15-2020, 09:42
. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200315/91936b7ab8f37db31461d72abfa381ac.jpg

ray1970
03-15-2020, 09:46
Defending his personal space. Nice.

chuckchili
03-15-2020, 10:13
^ Makes ya wonder how he got through the door

alan0269
03-15-2020, 10:17
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200315/7fe472548a7763a514720f2ad223f61a.jpg

Gman
03-15-2020, 11:23
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Gman
03-15-2020, 11:24
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3beansalad
03-15-2020, 11:52
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Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk

Mazin
03-15-2020, 12:20
Waffle stomp [ROFL1]

sampson
03-15-2020, 12:45
[emoji23]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200315/19054bf183b5f791fec955b774efa286.jpg

TEAMRICO
03-15-2020, 13:24
Waffle stomp [ROFL1]

Just cut back on the corn and peanuts.......

BladesNBarrels
03-16-2020, 08:49
First Responders

https://i.imgur.com/5SW0XCD.jpg

TFOGGER
03-16-2020, 10:58
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89318146_2818921814860654_7971262454434889728_n.jp g?_nc_cat=101&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQlU-b35usAeajD0t10xIrceMaMi6VPEiAwtgmc5jXsWue1SNcWCq2Q JlLNEATmy0g8&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=ab126c355f0b33d2365bacaaa230c7ca&oe=5E93DEF0

RblDiver
03-16-2020, 11:23
80444

Zundfolge
03-16-2020, 11:56
80444

God bless the Capitalists!

TFOGGER
03-16-2020, 15:31
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89596168_10221791060868024_5129153157242290176_n.j pg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQmspS7ABm9HIYXVitftai7SsZXjVajnXXJUxgGKHat EnMRT2THBypCqg0KZr2OzO9M&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=88f99975dc3a7a13ca981ba1f89817b0&oe=5E93E2C5

Bailey Guns
03-16-2020, 19:07
LMAO!

Gman
03-16-2020, 22:42
80454

Circuits
03-17-2020, 01:11
80454

That pic would be EPIC if you had a few rolls of TP scattered around in it....

TFOGGER
03-17-2020, 08:25
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90145477_1322267994633814_658600837903286272_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQkNDoARdq7p9MPpqitxJyQsEyLnvZxAjLDopHlMdZ4 37UxqvDdN6QH2eiaD05AlwfM&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=65d875674d9702e1f4f656e5ac5b07a3&oe=5E981852

DavieD55
03-17-2020, 13:48
https://i.postimg.cc/jjZxP68w/thumbnail-5937a71e6520d08a001.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

https://i.postimg.cc/C5yxxhPm/thumbnail-FB-IMG-1583961374474001-1.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

kidicarus13
03-18-2020, 06:13
. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/3310a24c66661068ca6e21679d73ca2e.jpg

encorehunter
03-18-2020, 06:14
80479

and the wait begins...

68Charger
03-18-2020, 12:02
80484

brutal
03-18-2020, 13:24
https://i.imgur.com/YeBdH3T.png

Jamnanc
03-19-2020, 16:54
80508

spqrzilla
03-19-2020, 19:51
80509

iego
03-19-2020, 19:52
80508

LOL!

-John

iego
03-19-2020, 19:56
. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/3310a24c66661068ca6e21679d73ca2e.jpg

The original Mad Max is the best Mad Max.

-John

spqrzilla
03-19-2020, 20:05
80510

spqrzilla
03-20-2020, 13:23
80514

Bailey Guns
03-20-2020, 15:03
https://i.imgur.com/ZOQ6uln.jpg

Irving
03-20-2020, 15:12
https://i.imgur.com/ZOQ6uln.jpg

Ha, I had to suit up for a claim recently. Way before this stuff, but none the less.

Gman
03-20-2020, 15:55
The original Mad Max is the best Mad Max.

-John

Oi! It's farking heaps betta' in the original Strayan English.

davsel
03-20-2020, 16:37
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/please-wash-your-hands-for-20-seconds-or-more-33.gif

TFOGGER
03-20-2020, 19:07
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/90354824_10158098186257974_3470030934592454656_o.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQkTqwk_1DssC63cxQp92AElCBiSiQNxP3tMTePzJrg LgINKmu0_3CT_hiedsVTtpZA&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&_nc_tp=7&oh=2b73a52f707e40b14be448ba1f4b97d6&oe=5E992A73

Jamnanc
03-20-2020, 19:16
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/90354824_10158098186257974_3470030934592454656_o.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQkTqwk_1DssC63cxQp92AElCBiSiQNxP3tMTePzJrg LgINKmu0_3CT_hiedsVTtpZA&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&_nc_tp=7&oh=2b73a52f707e40b14be448ba1f4b97d6&oe=5E992A73
Thank God.

Gman
03-20-2020, 19:50
That's the glass half full.

brutal
03-20-2020, 21:34
https://i.imgur.com/lbGu7pEm.png

bellavite1
03-21-2020, 08:11
https://i.imgflip.com/3th608.jpg

ray1970
03-21-2020, 08:17
https://i.imgflip.com/3th608.jpg

Funny. Pretty sure this is the same woman when the bar is closing down and you?re looking for some after hours company.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200321/69ede3f0091f951d72097c24ffc382f3.jpg

spqrzilla
03-21-2020, 19:54
80522

blacklabel
03-21-2020, 20:10
Funny. Pretty sure this is the same woman when the bar is closing down and you?re looking for some after hours company.

Thanks for the reminder that the bar is closed.

ray1970
03-21-2020, 20:43
On the positive side of the current situation, suddenly drinking at home all alone is perfectly acceptable.

00tec
03-21-2020, 21:54
On the positive side of the current situation, suddenly drinking at home all alone is perfectly acceptable.

Are you spying on me or what?

BladesNBarrels
03-22-2020, 07:57
https://i.imgur.com/PcvaXwI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AlH82Yw.png

https://i.imgur.com/5DzY1Jo.png

https://i.imgur.com/eTVdev2.png

https://i.imgur.com/qUAVeeW.png

William
03-22-2020, 18:24
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OldFogey
03-22-2020, 20:18
80533

Scanker19
03-22-2020, 21:39
80534

80535

Irving
03-22-2020, 21:55
What kind jokes does the CDC recommend right now?





Inside jokes.

spqrzilla
03-22-2020, 23:10
80536


Felt bad telling him I shot it all....

Scanker19
03-22-2020, 23:20
^^^^hahahahahahahaha

OldFogey
03-23-2020, 09:09
80539
80540
80541

OldFogey
03-23-2020, 09:12
80542
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BladesNBarrels
03-23-2020, 09:48
https://i.imgur.com/v5LOwvY.png

https://i.imgur.com/CwEl255.png

https://i.imgur.com/kMTdtLS.png

https://i.imgur.com/fPDt2HV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2S15Py3.jpg

68Charger
03-23-2020, 10:51
80545
This came out in my area, since Dallas said they wont arrest for "non-violent" crimes...

we're all home, if you try stealing stuff- its going to become a violent crime.

spqrzilla
03-23-2020, 11:17
80546

Irving
03-23-2020, 11:34
Ha!

Gman
03-23-2020, 11:50
80545
This came out in my area, since Dallas said they wont arrest for "non-violent" crimes...

we're all home, if you try stealing stuff- its going to become a violent crime.
I really like the 'use of deadly force' laws in TX. It's pretty clear about taking something that doesn't belong to you. It creates a certain level of respect.

ray1970
03-23-2020, 12:30
We used to joke back in Texas that if you shot an unarmed guy in the back out in your front yard that you were good to go as long as you drug your television out and set it beside him before the cops showed up.

68Charger
03-23-2020, 12:49
I really like the 'use of deadly force' laws in TX. It's pretty clear about taking something that doesn't belong to you. It creates a certain level of respect.

They are especially clear after dark...it's a real bad idea to be on someone else's property without their permission after dark.


We used to joke back in Texas that if you shot an unarmed guy in the back out in your front yard that you were good to go as long as you drug your television out and set it beside him before the cops showed up.

The letter of the law is that life is valued more than property- but you could easily feel your life was in danger if they're on your property and you can't tell if they're armed or not.

The difference is in the assumption of who is in the right: the property owner or the trespasser.

William
03-23-2020, 12:53
We used to joke back in Texas that if you shot an unarmed guy in the back out in your front yard that you were good to go as long as you drug your television out and set it beside him before the cops showed up.

Drop tp.

kidicarus13
03-23-2020, 18:55
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spqrzilla
03-23-2020, 20:08
Texas has a very .... unique provision in their law re deadly force in defense of property. But its narrower than most understand.

Madeinhb
03-23-2020, 20:57
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davsel
03-23-2020, 20:58
80554

<MADDOG>
03-24-2020, 10:02
80556

spqrzilla
03-24-2020, 10:10
That's perfect

DenverGP
03-24-2020, 10:58
https://i.imgur.com/b8tQtY3.png

Erni
03-24-2020, 11:47
https://i.imgur.com/b8tQtY3.png
This is so true. Poland in the 70s: no TP, no meat, no life. Wait in line for TP. Go to store when meat delivery is scheduled, start the wait at 6am but the store won't open till 6:30. Get told you can only buy so much of each. Rampant depression and alcoholism.

This is seriously giving me flashbacks and pissing me off.

Waldo1
03-24-2020, 12:39
80557

KevDen2005
03-24-2020, 12:40
Some good memes out of this disaster for sure

Waldo1
03-24-2020, 12:41
80558

Waldo1
03-24-2020, 12:42
Apologies for the repost. Here is my attempt at redemption.

8055980561

Waldo1
03-24-2020, 12:43
80560

Delfuego
03-24-2020, 13:26
80562

rondog
03-24-2020, 14:22
80562

I hate that rat rastard.....

davsel
03-24-2020, 15:41
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET0LthUUEAA5F5y?format=jpg&name=small

CS1983
03-24-2020, 17:23
https://i.imgur.com/UhJI6vs.jpg
(for those wondering the reference: https://youtu.be/4SVaHxJhTmk)
https://i.imgur.com/bYiNquX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Oig9N9Z.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/LvMTIsE.jpg

CS1983
03-24-2020, 17:39
https://i.imgur.com/kMCibP8.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/JhZsoRG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/O8f6mHJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nNZlvZx.jpg

William
03-25-2020, 11:39
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET491PwXgAIWMFj?format=jpg&name=medium

XDMan
03-25-2020, 11:50
80568

spqrzilla
03-25-2020, 12:57
80570

William
03-25-2020, 15:28
https://i.imgur.com/T78IRUW.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/qASDBYu.jpeg

ChickNorris
03-25-2020, 15:40
..

alan0269
03-25-2020, 15:42
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200325/17d4c0353742e6022121339206fbd10b.jpg

Gman
03-25-2020, 16:33
..

LIKE

Waldo1
03-26-2020, 07:05
80591

Scanker19
03-26-2020, 08:49
80594

SSChameleon
03-26-2020, 09:50
80595

SSChameleon
03-26-2020, 09:54
8059680597

Zundfolge
03-26-2020, 09:58
80594

Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine

SSChameleon
03-26-2020, 09:59
805988059980600

SSChameleon
03-26-2020, 10:40
8060180602

brutal
03-26-2020, 11:39
80594

That's Dad joke material right there.

ChickNorris
03-26-2020, 13:54
...

Irving
03-26-2020, 13:56
Haha

DavieD55
03-26-2020, 15:48
https://i.postimg.cc/Hkx2drnV/thumbnail-facebook-1585196901651-49819954616775.jpg (https://postimages.org/)
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https://i.postimg.cc/C5L6fSS1/thumbnail-FB-IMG-1585198022295001.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

https://i.postimg.cc/JhpXzL6K/thumbnail-liberty1200small-1001.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Waldo1
03-26-2020, 18:12
80604

CS1983
03-26-2020, 19:31
https://i.imgur.com/1HyBAST.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/ls9tL5b.jpg

RblDiver
03-27-2020, 11:36
80616

GilpinGuy
03-27-2020, 15:51
So, I finally got my test results back....

80626

Gman
03-27-2020, 16:30
So, I finally got my test results back....

80626
Whatever you say, Captain Tuna Can.

flogger
03-27-2020, 18:59
That's great, props for sharing!

Waldo1
03-27-2020, 22:23
Whatever you say, Captain Tuna Can.

80637

brutal
03-28-2020, 00:06
Whatever you say, Captain Tuna Can.

I was thinking Ron White's "cheese wheel."

Gman
03-28-2020, 00:31
Similar concept. ;-)

I saw that whole test printout gag earlier. Yay, no COVID-19!

Then it was up to the reader to notice the positive on HIV.

Frac
03-28-2020, 07:39
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SSChameleon
03-28-2020, 09:03
8064480645

Gman
03-28-2020, 09:51
80647
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80649

Gman
03-28-2020, 09:54
80650
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Gman
03-28-2020, 10:07
80653
80655

CS1983
03-28-2020, 10:48
https://i.imgur.com/gDAIKRR.jpg
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OldFogey
03-28-2020, 11:09
80656
80657
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80660
80661

OldFogey
03-28-2020, 11:12
80662
80663
80664
80665
80666

spqrzilla
03-28-2020, 11:14
80667

William
03-28-2020, 11:57
^He is safe until the gathering.

https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/91337673_231664507954303_1828521677038813184_n.png ?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=b96e70&_nc_ohc=fOaC1qyQUR0AX8lIBKj&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=09368388d35e045aa6dc030a18b0450c&oe=5EA5DDC1
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theGinsue
03-28-2020, 12:02
80669

80670

80671

80672

80673

theGinsue
03-28-2020, 12:05
80674

80675

80676

80677

80678

xiondavis
03-28-2020, 12:47
“Wooster Sauce”. Butcher it. Own it. Lol.

Ripper
03-28-2020, 13:31
80679

alan0269
03-28-2020, 13:41
Ginsue - feeling a little old today?

Sadly, I can relate to all of those....

Gman
03-28-2020, 13:51
Yep. I can hear myself getting older.

...especially when getting up from a chair.


80680

Duman
03-28-2020, 19:00
Hahaha!!! Expendable crew members!

SSChameleon
03-28-2020, 21:35
80683

SSChameleon
03-28-2020, 21:48
80684

rondog
03-28-2020, 22:13
Truth.....

TEAMRICO
03-28-2020, 23:26
Or walking down a flight of stairs first thing in the morning. Now I know what the handrails are for!!!

SSChameleon
03-29-2020, 16:10
80693

Hummer
03-29-2020, 17:09
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=80672&d=1585418546



....Or having to deposit 26 quarters to talk to your girlfriend for three more minutes when she's in another town only 8 miles away.

spqrzilla
03-29-2020, 19:22
80698

rondog
03-29-2020, 20:56
Well, maybe not ME.....

Gman
03-30-2020, 10:23
80702

newracer
03-30-2020, 12:46
https://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/2970440d1585583973-meme-e7cde832-3680-4776-aa9e-24c03bdec1e6.jpg

newracer
03-30-2020, 12:47
https://i.imgur.com/8vea8l2.jpg

Gman
03-30-2020, 13:34
https://i.imgur.com/8vea8l2.jpg

LIKE!

I just have to say "squirrel" in my house and my dog is out the dog door like he was shot out of a cannon.

Circuits
03-30-2020, 13:39
Of course. You don't need TP if you shit in the shower. So I get $1200 and all that TP to resell.

Duman
03-30-2020, 13:50
Well, maybe not ME.....

It's been quite a while since I've seen a good deal on firearms in a pawn shop.

OldFogey
03-30-2020, 14:14
80705
80706
80707
80708
80709
80710
80711

OldFogey
03-30-2020, 14:21
80712
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80718

OldFogey
03-30-2020, 14:24
80719
80720
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80724

flogger
03-30-2020, 16:20
80725

Speed limit sign at Austin Hardwoods

Gman
03-30-2020, 16:31
Well, you have to account for shrinkage. [Coffee]

Gman
03-30-2020, 16:42
80726

spqrzilla
03-30-2020, 18:40
It's been quite a while since I've seen a good deal on firearms in a pawn shop.

Back then, I wore bell bottom jeans with a 34 inch waist.

Erni
03-30-2020, 18:50
80726
Too soon.

William
03-30-2020, 19:45
https://i.imgur.com/xajgNri.jpeg

Duman
03-31-2020, 03:56
Back then, I wore bell bottom jeans with a 34 inch waist.

Hahahahaha!!! [ROFL1]

Gman
03-31-2020, 12:57
https://themillennialbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/TMB-Update-2020-02-28-205234.jpeg

TFOGGER
03-31-2020, 13:08
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Gman
03-31-2020, 17:34
80733

brutal
03-31-2020, 18:16
https://i.imgur.com/RDEqgS3.png

brutal
03-31-2020, 23:48
https://i.imgur.com/svByGOw.png

brutal
03-31-2020, 23:49
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brutal
03-31-2020, 23:50
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brutal
03-31-2020, 23:52
https://i.imgur.com/mcjuQyW.png

brutal
03-31-2020, 23:54
https://i.imgur.com/3JC3U2e.png

brutal
03-31-2020, 23:56
https://i.imgur.com/orVQ3Rj.png

Erni
04-01-2020, 08:36
https://i.imgur.com/orVQ3Rj.png
So just like the sixties?

wyome
04-01-2020, 09:47
https://i.imgur.com/RDEqgS3.png

I'm light brown...I love watching the lil birds... only get that excited when we get the western tanagers on the feeders tho

kidicarus13
04-01-2020, 09:58
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ChickNorris
04-01-2020, 10:26
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Needs elevation & windage adjustments; I'd buy the novelty

Gman
04-01-2020, 14:02
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