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brutal
05-12-2021, 10:25
Sadly, that is not the first (or likely last) idiot I have filling grocery bags with gas.

I'd like to see a vid of someone trying that with a Styrofoam cooler.

ray1970
05-12-2021, 12:33
That?s some third-world county type stuff there.

MattR
05-12-2021, 19:31
86146

Delfuego
05-12-2021, 19:59
That is horrible. Truly horrible [Puke]

ChickNorris
05-12-2021, 20:07
86146

New meaning to not owning & it's just your turn.

FoxtArt
05-12-2021, 20:08
I bet that is the delivery vehicle [ROFL1]

TEAMRICO
05-12-2021, 20:28
So a friend needs to know if they deliver to The Springs.....rates?

OctopusHighball
05-12-2021, 20:38
Cleanup on aisle three...

FoxtArt
05-12-2021, 21:21
If the rates were reasonable enough, and they promised to have MUCH BIGGER SIGNS on their delivery vehicle, it would be tempting to have them deliver to a friends address. At wonderful times like the afternoon of a 4th of July. I'd pay extra if they unwrapped it and used the fake hand to ring the doorbell.

Only works with the friends that live in neighborhoods though. One of the other ones... might not get the deposit back.

Irving
05-12-2021, 21:52
Cleanup on aisle three...

Aisle 2 is the middle aisle.

exxonv
05-12-2021, 22:13
Talk about sloppy seconds... nasty... it's a DNA collector...

Irving
05-12-2021, 22:29
I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

exxonv
05-12-2021, 22:34
I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Probably safer than dating these days... you just never know if she was formerly a he...

Great-Kazoo
05-12-2021, 23:40
86146

Each rental comes with the same paper DISINFECTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION wrap like hotel toilets.



Then again. Depending what you're in to. You could have someone who literally blows smoke up your ass.

Great-Kazoo
05-12-2021, 23:42
86146


RENT TO BONE?




Or the perfect date, for someone in to really rough sex.

Which ask the question, would you need a damage deposit?



If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry

Irving
05-13-2021, 00:42
If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry

Where do you think the clean seal goes? I'm sure there is a market for that.

ray1970
05-13-2021, 06:58
How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

MrPrena
05-13-2021, 07:13
StickerRide
Wrapify
Carvertise
Free Car Media
ReferralCars


if it is companies from list above, it is definitely worth making $60/mo. (for the company who is running the ad that is.)
[ROFL3]

20X11
05-13-2021, 07:14
How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

Sub-contracted out on the "barter" system.

Erni
05-13-2021, 07:52
How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

First of Ewww.

But someone will Rule 34 that job and then monetize it.

TEAMRICO
05-13-2021, 08:41
COAR group buy?

Zundfolge
05-13-2021, 08:46
Ha! Ha! Ha! Probably safer than dating these days...
I imagine these are going to be pretty safe considering the kind of person that would rent one is probably a virgin so no STD worries. [ROFL1]

Mykidsdad
05-13-2021, 11:47
86153

TEAMRICO
05-13-2021, 12:40
If it was a sheet of T1-11.....that would be a good deal!

brutal
05-13-2021, 14:21
Aisle 2 is the middle aisle.

Aisle 3 is the 3rd... oh, nevermind.

brutal
05-13-2021, 14:22
COAR group buy?

I thought build parties were verboten?

brutal
05-13-2021, 14:24
I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

I wonder if they track the round count.

brutal
05-13-2021, 14:25
Discounts for negligent discharge?

Irving
05-13-2021, 15:33
Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

Duman
05-13-2021, 16:38
Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

....came asking?

Great-Kazoo
05-13-2021, 18:29
I thought build parties were verboten?



They call them spitroast parties.

Teufelhund
05-14-2021, 09:24
They call them spitroast parties.

That's an entirely different kind of party...

exxonv
05-14-2021, 09:38
Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

Criminal mind - 1 hour appointments, quality clean-up, 20 vans, cash only business, cash pickup and laundering. Don't tell the Cartel!

OctopusHighball
05-14-2021, 09:43
Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.


Criminal mind - 1 hour appointments, quality clean-up, 20 vans, cash only business, cash pickup and laundering. Don't tell the Cartel!

Make half of your vans white with no wrap, and charge extra for the "discrete" delivery/pickup.

Delfuego
05-14-2021, 10:41
Been done already...


https://youtu.be/pV-4HH6BxY0?t=24

Irving
05-14-2021, 10:44
See? That means it's a solid idea.

Frac
05-14-2021, 18:48
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210515/646970f5c4c535418c2dd843b5bc866a.jpg

brutal
05-14-2021, 19:39
[ROFL1]

..

rondog
05-15-2021, 04:37
86167

brutal
05-15-2021, 21:19
https://i.imgur.com/PqOY5C2.png

TFOGGER
05-15-2021, 21:53
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/185980279_10226893648626041_1139444830705392154_n. jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=H2KVJCXU7TEAX8AmI_x&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=cb265c59fd0498dc951c030646dc2cc9&oe=60C5DEDE

Walker2970
05-15-2021, 22:13
86172

Walker2970
05-15-2021, 22:14
86173

wctriumph
05-16-2021, 00:22
Yep

OldFogey
05-16-2021, 09:40
86176
86177
86178

Grime
05-16-2021, 11:18
86182

Duman
05-16-2021, 18:34
Ouch! [facepalm]

callerys
05-16-2021, 19:06
86196

Irving
05-16-2021, 19:20
Lol

Grime
05-16-2021, 20:17
86197

wctriumph
05-18-2021, 00:31
Right

Great-Kazoo
05-19-2021, 13:54
https://i.imgur.com/tJJROHol.jpg

TEAMRICO
05-19-2021, 14:43
I don’t stand a chance, those nozzles are a tad hefty......

William
05-19-2021, 15:37
https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/186515355_4341465889217215_8191975964256635884_n.j pg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=VzJJgmvvYYkAX-4mJGd&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=90b036e3fc6d280b6f34ec1c08f78b6f&oe=60CBFEE7
https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/183710847_1419378478455415_5582364630905040010_n.j pg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=G6RQadKAxCoAX_H9vtr&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=e2270548610b7e47a3a04ca739d1852c&oe=60C92EAE

copfish
05-20-2021, 18:44
86228

DenverGP
05-20-2021, 19:41
https://i.imgur.com/LMRy0CV.png

wctriumph
05-22-2021, 09:23
Funny

wctriumph
05-23-2021, 01:02
Okay

Gman
05-23-2021, 02:04
I wish loud pipes cost $5K. No pipes are damn near free.

Gman
05-23-2021, 11:50
86269

Grime
05-23-2021, 15:00
86271

TFOGGER
05-23-2021, 21:43
http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/187529950_2856422441239503_4171095565868357363_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ZBqkXQd6xUEAX89yAO7&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=c3e833cc39169ff1bc39e506bc205548&oe=60D14649

OldFogey
05-24-2021, 07:46
86274

OldFogey
05-24-2021, 07:48
86275

Bailey Guns
05-24-2021, 14:02
86278

ChickNorris
05-25-2021, 10:49
I laughed way too hard at this one.

brutal
05-25-2021, 18:34
ROFL

Gman
05-26-2021, 01:28
86294

Waldo1
05-27-2021, 06:43
86303

Bailey Guns
05-27-2021, 09:32
Next photo will show remarks on next ticket:

"Distracted by reading citation previously issued for being distracted by eating a rotisserie chicken..."

CS1983
05-27-2021, 09:57
Leroy Jenkins in the wild?

wctriumph
05-28-2021, 12:11
Funny

Waldo1
05-28-2021, 14:38
As long as we are working the Genie meme:86314

Waldo1
05-28-2021, 14:41
86315

86316

86317

Zundfolge
05-28-2021, 16:03
86315

No, it means I value my things more than the life of someone that would break into people's houses and steal. Huge distinction between that and a random "someone else".

ChickNorris
05-28-2021, 16:15
Pretty sure the hard truth is they value someone else's things more than their own life.

Homeowner is just the messenger.

buffalobo
05-28-2021, 16:16
I value my things over the life of anyone who would try to take my things.

Bailey Guns
05-28-2021, 16:44
I value pretty much anything, mine or not, more than someone's life who chooses to break into my home. But I agree with Chick on this one. Why should I value their life when they obviously don't?

Fentonite
05-28-2021, 20:12
Pretty sure the hard truth is they value someone else's things more than their own life.

Homeowner is just the messenger.

^^ I like that very much.

Circuits
05-28-2021, 21:05
I value my things over the life of anyone who would try to take my things.
I don't know if the person breaking into my house is an armed home invader and intends to beat, rape and kill everyone inside. THAT is why I start blasting.

Simple thieves need to make sure they only break in when no one is home.

Grime
05-30-2021, 13:07
86346

electronman1729
05-30-2021, 16:25
86347

wctriumph
05-31-2021, 00:07
THE CREATION OF THE T1000

I know some of you won?t get it.

Waldo1
05-31-2021, 18:05
86361

Waldo1
05-31-2021, 18:06
86362

William
05-31-2021, 23:21
86364

Irving
05-31-2021, 23:26
Legend indeed. Haha.

wctriumph
06-01-2021, 17:17
Might take me awhile ...

SideShow Bob
06-01-2021, 17:59
THE CREATION OF THE T1000

I know some of you won?t get it.

Isn’t there supposed to be a Kleenex or an old sock in that second picture ?

OldFogey
06-01-2021, 20:31
Might take me awhile ...

Anyone got a T54 hull in their backyard? If this gets built I get to ride in it.[Beer]

exxonv
06-01-2021, 21:24
Might take me awhile ...

Get yourself a parts kit off an arms dealer in Iraq, I'm sure they have a few "parts" laying around, you might have to patch some holes [ROFL2]

Duman
06-01-2021, 21:27
Get yourself a parts kit off an arms dealer in Iraq, I'm sure they have a few "parts" laying around, you might have to patch some holes [ROFL2]

Bondo. Lots and lots of Bondo.

exxonv
06-01-2021, 21:33
Bondo. Lots and lots of Bondo.

No doubt! Might need to make sure the parts are properly cleaned [mop], those depleted uranium Sabot rounds are brutal! Ditto the 30mm rounds!

ruthabagah
06-01-2021, 21:40
Anyone got a T54 hull in their backyard? If this gets built I get to ride in it.[Beer]

there is one for sale.... https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/russian-t54-main-battle-tank-copy/

brutal
06-02-2021, 00:18
https://i.imgur.com/EqGOifv.png

theGinsue
06-02-2021, 05:35
https://i.imgur.com/EqGOifv.png

UPS would still find a way to damage/destroy the package as they do with every other one I receive through them.

TFOGGER
06-02-2021, 08:55
UPS would still find a way to damage/destroy the package as they do with every other one I receive through them.

I'm convinced that they beta test baggage mangling equipment for the airlines...

Duman
06-02-2021, 16:37
I'm convinced that they beta test baggage mangling equipment for the airlines...

Reminds me of the old Samsonite luggage commercial, with a gorilla tossing the bags around.

kidicarus13
06-02-2021, 18:41
Can FedEx get some credit here for a "mishandle" 2 days ago?
8638286383

To Bear Arms
06-03-2021, 06:04
86384

To Bear Arms
06-03-2021, 06:07
86385
86386
86387

Mykidsdad
06-03-2021, 19:14
HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

86393

izzy
06-03-2021, 20:33
I'm holding out for 1919

Great-Kazoo
06-03-2021, 21:23
HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

86393

Glock mOwners ;)

brutal
06-04-2021, 01:01
HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

86393

Because it's only page 478?

https://i.imgur.com/9EyyF2W.png

https://i.imgur.com/XKMtItK.png

TEAMRICO
06-04-2021, 15:25
Because 9mm is far superior to .45 ACP!


Aaaaand Go!

copfish
06-04-2021, 16:36
In for 1911!

Bailey Guns
06-04-2021, 19:25
In for 1911!

Only if it's in 9MM...

[Coffee]

electronman1729
06-04-2021, 19:36
86395

William
06-04-2021, 21:05
https://ahseeit.com//king-include/uploads/2021/01/5e166370666f8-8937525585.jpeg

crays
06-04-2021, 21:16
.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210605/e02df6742f7c9358b92d95c61b370bf7.jpg

Sent from somewhere

crays
06-04-2021, 21:17
.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210605/e7783fc2f2936fb899ec459ae9095dd3.jpg

Sent from somewhere

Irving
06-04-2021, 22:08
https://ahseeit.com//king-include/uploads/2021/01/5e166370666f8-8937525585.jpeg

Amazing.

theGinsue
06-05-2021, 07:43
Amazing.

I showed that pic to my wife and her response and mine were identical - but very different than yours. we both said "That's f*cked up". Funny, but...

Irving
06-05-2021, 09:41
Who was the original picture under Biden?

bellavite1
06-05-2021, 09:52
Who was the original picture under Biden?

Biden.

TEAMRICO
06-05-2021, 17:41
It’s Obummer behind the scenes........

Great-Kazoo
06-05-2021, 18:38
Who was the original picture under Biden?

Epstein.

FoxtArt
06-05-2021, 19:54
Who was the original picture under Biden?

McCully Culkin.

00tec
06-05-2021, 20:07
Who was the original picture under Biden?

Michael Jackson

https://pics.me.me/using-the-scale-provided-rate-how-much-you-like-kids-47542659.png

Irving
06-05-2021, 20:30
Winner

Walker2970
06-06-2021, 10:22
864088640986410

Duman
06-06-2021, 15:08
Michael Jackson

https://pics.me.me/using-the-scale-provided-rate-how-much-you-like-kids-47542659.png

I must be living under a rock... who are the two on the left?

00tec
06-06-2021, 15:13
I must be living under a rock... who are the two on the left?
Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of Madeline McCann

Martinjmpr
06-06-2021, 20:53
Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of Madeline McCann

The one with Casey Anthony on the left and Jared the subway guy on the right was more spot-on for American audiences.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

exxonv
06-06-2021, 21:07
86428

exxonv
06-06-2021, 21:07
86429

Gman
06-06-2021, 23:01
I have a tactical garden gnome. Doesn't everybody?

Duman
06-06-2021, 23:05
I have a tactical garden gnome. Doesn't everybody?

Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

00tec
06-06-2021, 23:24
Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

Yes

Easy. Tactical gnomes

Edit, link

https://www.etsy.com/shop/thorssoli?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=784911871

Great-Kazoo
06-06-2021, 23:57
Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

They're made in CHI-NA, what do you think ;)

00tec
06-07-2021, 00:12
They're made in CHI-NA, what do you think ;)

While still Communist, I do believe these are made in California

OldFogey
06-07-2021, 07:07
Thorsoli makes mine. From the etsy site. Get them unpainted and save some dough.
Grandpa:
86430
Grandma, in process:
86431

Gman
06-07-2021, 07:28
86432

Waldo1
06-07-2021, 07:58
86433

Waldo1
06-07-2021, 08:02
86434

Waldo1
06-07-2021, 08:03
86435 to

bradbn4
06-07-2021, 10:09
>Garden Gnomes

I love the garden defense Gnomes as known as the GDG
I have 3d printed 1 7" Gnome and let say the 3d printer got one heck of a work out. If I remember it was my first 24 hr print.

I would love to sneak in one of the GDG style into my neighbors yard, better yet - have them defend my yard from those other gnomes.86436

that is a quick print out from the STL display program....the person who received that gnome just loves it

wctriumph
06-07-2021, 16:33
Now we know ..

wctriumph
06-07-2021, 16:34
Plausible ...

copfish
06-07-2021, 20:07
86439

TFOGGER
06-08-2021, 11:44
Best sand sculpture ever...

http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/185721359_10158192449872263_1670154290778563550_n. jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=_TiATVCtcWsAX8y7B0-&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=fd152140d0f3c91d4d6761a5993e48d8&oe=60E6321E

wctriumph
06-08-2021, 12:52
So true

Gman
06-08-2021, 16:46
86452

William
06-09-2021, 09:05
https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/195982071_3960393354073701_4227395561889809750_n.j pg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=vKzEbTuvSUQAX_TL5v9&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=49f0429d2ba56938072ef37849858a39&oe=60E5572C
https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/190826135_3938962806216756_3408402629794056813_n.j pg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=-djUGhZzLOAAX8fBqwf&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=15cb23cdc0919d83721f4a1133f1ab49&oe=60E51B39
https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/178798936_3836305373149167_1999708025335126748_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=GcJJEyUAPUEAX-pOkvm&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=1cee3beefe3946611205ec482f2002ad&oe=60E6122D

TEAMRICO
06-09-2021, 10:44
Well, Jack Sparrow is defenseless.

wctriumph
06-09-2021, 13:48
Good ones

TEAMRICO
06-09-2021, 13:57
That Bidumb photo is doctored.

Scanker19
06-09-2021, 16:59
That Bidumb photo is doctored.


I know….. they made a redhead look good! Whoa!! Hey oh!!!


Didn’t a place dept confiscate an old/broke gun like that before and we’re bragging and the comments were so funny!

Bailey Guns
06-09-2021, 17:28
Who cares about doctored photos? I wanna hear more about Penelope Cruz...

Gman
06-09-2021, 21:41
86463

ray1970
06-10-2021, 09:58
Not necessarily funny but I kind of want a couple of these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210610/446c2740e888cb58b3abcb80f318ba16.jpg

wctriumph
06-10-2021, 12:56
Haha

wctriumph
06-10-2021, 12:57
Deplorable

Duman
06-10-2021, 16:44
Are those tacti-koozies ?


Not necessarily funny but I kind of want a couple of these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210610/446c2740e888cb58b3abcb80f318ba16.jpg

TEAMRICO
06-10-2021, 17:22
Tacti-Coolers?

Scanker19
06-10-2021, 17:40
Those are on sale right now at primary arms. $9.99!!!

Irving
06-10-2021, 17:46
Those are on sale right now at primary arms. $9.99!!!

Just the labor to sew up something like that would be 3x that price, IMO.

TEAMRICO
06-10-2021, 18:21
Chinese slave labor keeping those prices reasonable........

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2021, 19:17
Chinese slave labor keeping those prices reasonable........

Except for the rice,, and computer chip, shortage. Lazy fookers.

buffalobo
06-10-2021, 21:55
Except for the rice,, and computer chip, shortage. Lazy fookers.Better margin on Tacticoosies.

Delfuego
06-11-2021, 16:32
https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-c9vm3l6nu8/images/stencil/580x387/products/2506/7123/AG_Beer_Bivies-850x850__85029.1540406218.jpg?c=2

Beer Bivy: Made in USA design to keep your beverage cool and "hearing safe"

https://www.armageddongear.com/Beer-Bivy

Waldo1
06-13-2021, 07:57
86484864858648686487

Waldo1
06-13-2021, 08:04
86488864898649086491

Ah Pook
06-13-2021, 14:05
86493

OldFogey
06-13-2021, 18:05
86495

wctriumph
06-14-2021, 14:54
Here we are

wctriumph
06-14-2021, 14:58
I like dirt bikes

MOD EDIT.

THIS IS NOT THE T&A THREAD NOR WILL IT BECOME ONE.

Mtneer
06-17-2021, 15:16
86518

def90
06-17-2021, 17:31
Thorsoli makes mine. From the etsy site. Get them unpainted and save some dough.
Grandpa:
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Grandma, in process:
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I have a bunch of the Thorsoli gnomes.. the originals, all others are Chinese.copies.

def90
06-17-2021, 17:32
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TFOGGER
06-17-2021, 20:14
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/199306423_10225100669407212_1031243047694297069_n. jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=qDWHLa6U8V0AX9Eky9n&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=2f3179c2e0349aca06dbbe847e69fac5&oe=60D0A56C

arbol
06-17-2021, 20:27
lol!

Gman
06-18-2021, 11:39
Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

wctriumph
06-18-2021, 14:04
No T&A

Duman
06-18-2021, 15:21
Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

HAhahahahaha!! [ROFL1]

Drucker
06-18-2021, 16:33
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Grant H.
06-18-2021, 17:00
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Wobble Pops!

Grime
06-18-2021, 17:01
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wctriumph
06-19-2021, 17:25
More

Circuits
06-19-2021, 23:09
Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

Are you getting a serious, raging clue?

wctriumph
06-20-2021, 16:09
Happy Father?s Day

Waldo1
06-21-2021, 13:19
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Waldo1
06-21-2021, 13:19
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Waldo1
06-21-2021, 13:21
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Waldo1
06-21-2021, 13:25
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Alpha2
06-21-2021, 16:36
Texas, y'all!

William
06-21-2021, 16:54
https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/203765170_6306139709399932_2553391159808026670_n.j pg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=brkuY0W8RpMAX8HsfUT&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=a45eb22cb76fcfabd603519f490e6944&oe=60D5D125
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Gman
06-22-2021, 00:34
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OldFogey
06-22-2021, 09:31
Not supposed to be funny, but...
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Gman
06-22-2021, 10:59
Murder rate is up 800%. That's what you've built, Portland. I'll take a pass on visiting and you can wallow in it.

TEAMRICO
06-22-2021, 11:09
No thanks. I would only look for routes to drive around your craptown of hate and violence.

Gman
06-22-2021, 11:13
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UncleDave
06-22-2021, 17:37
Easy with the Cheetos talk. That may offend some of the members here.

ray1970
06-22-2021, 17:48
Easy with the Cheetos talk. That may offend some of the members here.

Why, Dave?. whatever do you mean?

theGinsue
06-22-2021, 17:55
Ray, did you already wipe the orange dust off of the keys you used to type that question? Just sayin' brother; just sayin'.

wctriumph
06-22-2021, 18:41
Peer y

Gman
06-22-2021, 20:56
Too bad that doesn't have a shot of espresso. I was all-in up to that point.

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TEAMRICO
06-23-2021, 15:01
Eeeeasy with the Star Wars.......Uh....I mean somebody here might get their feelings hurt about collecting a crap ton of....uh....items that make them feel young again.....I HATE ALLOFYOU!!!! MTFBWY.

00tec
06-23-2021, 20:58
https://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/vaccinating.png

wctriumph
06-24-2021, 14:52
Facebook

wctriumph
06-24-2021, 14:54
Funny

William
06-24-2021, 17:21
https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/202550484_10222746934774756_57332461438668566_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=BEUD8CH5wecAX8XKibM&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=a37b301ef4d27d82848fb511832e542f&oe=60D93B0A
https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/202146510_3998251010287935_8787416859703061830_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=EXJT6tqjNY4AX_OQPO0&tn=fF40oYa9h_TnBepl&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=73ef33bcbf75511ce6616328409820e3&oe=60DACC95

Grime
06-25-2021, 03:09
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wctriumph
06-25-2021, 12:56
Some more

electronman1729
06-27-2021, 20:14
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Grime
06-28-2021, 10:48
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William
06-28-2021, 15:13
https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/205488933_4501241656586929_2535232716249538978_n.j pg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=fcbZGwG1XGAAX9N8RMx&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=7d03bb0b892c74a4fdb1406a013f1761&oe=60E01EA4

TEAMRICO
06-28-2021, 19:24
With BGC’s down to 10-15 minutes why wouldn’t you?

Great-Kazoo
06-28-2021, 19:55
With BGC’s down to 10-15 minutes why wouldn’t you?

Didn't bring a big enough vehicle, for the explosives. As for a F-15. based on the length of the runway needed to get airborne. With my luck as i'm about to hit the end of the road. Some asshole would blow through the stop sign, right in front of me.


Give me a harrier jump jet and call it good.

Irving
06-28-2021, 20:01
Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

Great-Kazoo
06-28-2021, 23:44
Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

Joey Chitwood jet team.

JTP80
06-29-2021, 07:41
Wonder what the going rate is for an Apache Longbow model..... [AH64]

wctriumph
06-29-2021, 12:49
Back to Funny Pictures

RblDiver
06-29-2021, 14:37
Ahahaha, not exactly a funny "picture," but a fantastic resignation letter! TL;DR, guy resigns from his school position due to mandatory white privilege training in a hilarious way!

https://twitter.com/KeepNHGranite/status/1409486647566155778

SSChameleon
07-02-2021, 07:42
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Delfuego
07-02-2021, 08:07
[ROFL1]
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FoxtArt
07-02-2021, 09:54
Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

They should hire you as one of those new-fangled traffic engineers with brilliant designs on traffic engineering.

You should design all the new "bridges".

ray1970
07-02-2021, 16:52
They should hire you as one of those new-fangled traffic engineers with brilliant designs on traffic engineering.


That must be the group installing all of those traffic circles.

I think I like Irving?s ramp idea better.

Irving
07-02-2021, 16:57
Only problem would be making the turn once the tires have left the ground. I suppose the answer to a space saving, three dimensional, traffic circle would be one of these at every intersection.

Jump to 3:30 for rush hour traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_jORDiEz8&ab_channel=GeraldWaller

FoxtArt
07-02-2021, 17:03
Only problem would be making the turn once the tires have left the ground. I suppose the answer to a space saving, three dimensional, traffic circle would be one of these at every intersection.

Jump to 3:30 for rush hour traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_jORDiEz8&ab_channel=GeraldWaller

Pure win. All you have to do is make a nice looking CV and sound super professional and technical, throw in some carbon saving statistics and there's probably a few places in Colorado with commissioners that would even approve the thing tomorrow.

Until the city/county engineer came marching over to stab them with a pen, anyway. [LOL]

Gman
07-02-2021, 22:37
[blah-blah]I think the video thread is somewhere else.

Back on topic:
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OldFogey
07-04-2021, 07:32
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OldFogey
07-04-2021, 12:18
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OldFogey
07-04-2021, 13:18
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OldFogey
07-04-2021, 13:21
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encorehunter
07-05-2021, 15:26
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Grime
07-06-2021, 09:12
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wctriumph
07-06-2021, 09:24
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Irving
07-06-2021, 12:25
Thanks for the weather update Napa auto parts. I took this picture last week.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AM-JKLWPayhweFgpUIGsjUuWYUFXLM3OCItPp4hNfQ4x2UtpuaX_D _RNtwnNJttk5XyFdlb7WpxQgbK2kexF5lxMmWtH42_ZVaGo6OM dDgwVTHwpGfSqzn4Ut7gTqRDEOGTP9LM2YrVUozW3EJMsnkwt7 zV_1Q=w1010-h757-no?authuser=0

electronman1729
07-09-2021, 00:05
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Gman
07-09-2021, 15:35
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OldFogey
07-10-2021, 07:46
86721!

electronman1729
07-10-2021, 20:45
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wctriumph
07-11-2021, 19:49
Haha

OldFogey
07-11-2021, 21:41
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Gman
07-11-2021, 23:11
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Technically, each is half a chicken.

Circuits
07-11-2021, 23:29
Technically, each is half a chicken.
What if every egg in that jar is fertilized?

Gman
07-11-2021, 23:58
What if every egg in that jar is fertilized?
Then it would be correct. But do you really think they're selling fertilized eggs?

electronman1729
07-12-2021, 11:26
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Rucker61
07-12-2021, 16:53
Then it would be correct. But do you really think they're selling fertilized eggs?

And if so, who is fertilizing them?

Irving
07-12-2021, 16:56
There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

OldFogey
07-12-2021, 21:46
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OldFogey
07-12-2021, 21:49
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wctriumph
07-13-2021, 12:36
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electronman1729
07-13-2021, 14:46
Too cold?

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Great-Kazoo
07-13-2021, 16:02
Too cold?

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Not at all. Especially after i read this, crap. Criminals saluted, given No Cash bail release. .

https://greekreporter.com/2021/06/19/juneteenth-holiday-george-floyd-statues/

Law abiding citizens, are targets for tough gun laws, including branded as domestic terrorist.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/dhs-launches-warning-system-find-domestic-terrorism-threats-public-social-n1266707

Law enforcement officers and intelligence analysts are legally entitled to examine — without warrants — what people say openly on Twitter, Facebook and other public social media forums, just as they can take in information from reading newspapers

Gman
07-13-2021, 16:57
There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.
...and yet the DNA would be complete for a 'whole chicken'.

68Charger
07-13-2021, 17:36
There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

As long as you pick up the eggs in a timely manner, all you will see is a red dot- with the naked eye.

Technically, putting a fertilized egg in a refrigerator is an early term chicken abortion.

We didn't keep a rooster when we had chickens- too noisy, and they got testy when we collected eggs. My wife was also grossed out by the thought of the red dot.
Imagine how pissed she was when I had used a mobile processor and had 2 steer slaughtered and butchered on-property.

The required funny photo:
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Scanker19
07-13-2021, 17:51
There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

Basically. But as someone else said the. Refrigerator is basically an abortion.
It’s fun when you get a hen that sits, and get a hatch out(s). We had our first one on the 4th of July.