Funny pictures

[brutal]

Sadly, that is not the first (or likely last) idiot I have filling grocery bags with gas.

I'd like to see a vid of someone trying that with a Styrofoam cooler.

[ray1970]

That?s some third-world county type stuff there.

[MattR]

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[Delfuego]

That is horrible. Truly horrible [Puke]

[ChickNorris]

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New meaning to not owning & it's just your turn.

[FoxtArt]

I bet that is the delivery vehicle [ROFL1]

[TEAMRICO]

So a friend needs to know if they deliver to The Springs.....rates?

[OctopusHighball]

Cleanup on aisle three...

[FoxtArt]

If the rates were reasonable enough, and they promised to have MUCH BIGGER SIGNS on their delivery vehicle, it would be tempting to have them deliver to a friends address. At wonderful times like the afternoon of a 4th of July. I'd pay extra if they unwrapped it and used the fake hand to ring the doorbell.

Only works with the friends that live in neighborhoods though. One of the other ones... might not get the deposit back.

[Irving]

Cleanup on aisle three...

Aisle 2 is the middle aisle.

[exxonv]

Talk about sloppy seconds... nasty... it's a DNA collector...

[Irving]

I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

[exxonv]

I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Probably safer than dating these days... you just never know if she was formerly a he...

[Great-Kazoo]

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Each rental comes with the same paper DISINFECTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION wrap like hotel toilets.



Then again. Depending what you're in to. You could have someone who literally blows smoke up your ass.

[Great-Kazoo]

86146


RENT TO BONE?




Or the perfect date, for someone in to really rough sex.

Which ask the question, would you need a damage deposit?



If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry

[Irving]

If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry

Where do you think the clean seal goes? I'm sure there is a market for that.

[ray1970]

How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

[MrPrena]

StickerRide
Wrapify
Carvertise
Free Car Media
ReferralCars


if it is companies from list above, it is definitely worth making $60/mo. (for the company who is running the ad that is.)
[ROFL3]

[20X11]

How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

Sub-contracted out on the "barter" system.

[Erni]

How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

First of Ewww.

But someone will Rule 34 that job and then monetize it.

[TEAMRICO]

COAR group buy?

[Zundfolge]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Probably safer than dating these days...
I imagine these are going to be pretty safe considering the kind of person that would rent one is probably a virgin so no STD worries. [ROFL1]

[Mykidsdad]

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[TEAMRICO]

If it was a sheet of T1-11.....that would be a good deal!

[brutal]

Aisle 2 is the middle aisle.

Aisle 3 is the 3rd... oh, nevermind.

[brutal]

COAR group buy?

I thought build parties were verboten?

[brutal]

I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
Wonder if they franchise.

I wonder if they track the round count.

[brutal]

Discounts for negligent discharge?

[Irving]

Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

[Duman]

Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

....came asking?

[Great-Kazoo]

I thought build parties were verboten?



They call them spitroast parties.

[Teufelhund]

They call them spitroast parties.

That's an entirely different kind of party...

[exxonv]

Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.

Criminal mind - 1 hour appointments, quality clean-up, 20 vans, cash only business, cash pickup and laundering. Don't tell the Cartel!

[OctopusHighball]

Good way to launder money. Paper receipts of whatever address. Vast majority of people would deny using the service of someone came asking anyway.


Criminal mind - 1 hour appointments, quality clean-up, 20 vans, cash only business, cash pickup and laundering. Don't tell the Cartel!

Make half of your vans white with no wrap, and charge extra for the "discrete" delivery/pickup.

[Delfuego]

Been done already...


https://youtu.be/pV-4HH6BxY0?t=24

[Irving]

See? That means it's a solid idea.

[Frac]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210515/646970f5c4c535418c2dd843b5bc866a.jpg

[brutal]

[ROFL1]

..

[rondog]

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[brutal]

https://i.imgur.com/PqOY5C2.png

[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/185980279_10226893648626041_1139444830705392154_n. jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=H2KVJCXU7TEAX8AmI_x&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=cb265c59fd0498dc951c030646dc2cc9&oe=60C5DEDE

[Walker2970]

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[Walker2970]

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[wctriumph]

Yep

[OldFogey]

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[Grime]

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[Duman]

Ouch! [facepalm]

[callerys]

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[Irving]

Lol

[Grime]

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[wctriumph]

Right

[Great-Kazoo]

https://i.imgur.com/tJJROHol.jpg

[TEAMRICO]

I don’t stand a chance, those nozzles are a tad hefty......

[William]

https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/186515355_4341465889217215_8191975964256635884_n.j pg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=VzJJgmvvYYkAX-4mJGd&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=90b036e3fc6d280b6f34ec1c08f78b6f&oe=60CBFEE7
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[copfish]

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[DenverGP]

https://i.imgur.com/LMRy0CV.png

[wctriumph]

Funny

[wctriumph]

Okay

[Gman]

I wish loud pipes cost $5K. No pipes are damn near free.

[Gman]

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[Grime]

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[TFOGGER]

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[OldFogey]

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[OldFogey]

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[Bailey Guns]

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[ChickNorris]

I laughed way too hard at this one.

[brutal]

ROFL

[Gman]

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[Waldo1]

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[Bailey Guns]

Next photo will show remarks on next ticket:

"Distracted by reading citation previously issued for being distracted by eating a rotisserie chicken..."

[CS1983]

Leroy Jenkins in the wild?

[wctriumph]

Funny

[Waldo1]

As long as we are working the Genie meme:86314

[Waldo1]

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[Zundfolge]

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No, it means I value my things more than the life of someone that would break into people's houses and steal. Huge distinction between that and a random "someone else".

[ChickNorris]

Pretty sure the hard truth is they value someone else's things more than their own life.

Homeowner is just the messenger.

[buffalobo]

I value my things over the life of anyone who would try to take my things.

[Bailey Guns]

I value pretty much anything, mine or not, more than someone's life who chooses to break into my home. But I agree with Chick on this one. Why should I value their life when they obviously don't?

[Fentonite]

Pretty sure the hard truth is they value someone else's things more than their own life.

Homeowner is just the messenger.

^^ I like that very much.

[Circuits]

I value my things over the life of anyone who would try to take my things.
I don't know if the person breaking into my house is an armed home invader and intends to beat, rape and kill everyone inside. THAT is why I start blasting.

Simple thieves need to make sure they only break in when no one is home.

[Grime]

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[electronman1729]

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[wctriumph]

THE CREATION OF THE T1000

I know some of you won?t get it.

[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[William]

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[Irving]

Legend indeed. Haha.

[wctriumph]

Might take me awhile ...

[SideShow Bob]

THE CREATION OF THE T1000

I know some of you won?t get it.

Isn’t there supposed to be a Kleenex or an old sock in that second picture ?

[OldFogey]

Might take me awhile ...

Anyone got a T54 hull in their backyard? If this gets built I get to ride in it.[Beer]

[exxonv]

Might take me awhile ...

Get yourself a parts kit off an arms dealer in Iraq, I'm sure they have a few "parts" laying around, you might have to patch some holes [ROFL2]

[Duman]

Get yourself a parts kit off an arms dealer in Iraq, I'm sure they have a few "parts" laying around, you might have to patch some holes [ROFL2]

Bondo. Lots and lots of Bondo.

[exxonv]

Bondo. Lots and lots of Bondo.

No doubt! Might need to make sure the parts are properly cleaned [mop], those depleted uranium Sabot rounds are brutal! Ditto the 30mm rounds!

[ruthabagah]

Anyone got a T54 hull in their backyard? If this gets built I get to ride in it.[Beer]

there is one for sale.... https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/russian-t54-main-battle-tank-copy/

[brutal]

https://i.imgur.com/EqGOifv.png

[theGinsue]

https://i.imgur.com/EqGOifv.png

UPS would still find a way to damage/destroy the package as they do with every other one I receive through them.

[TFOGGER]

UPS would still find a way to damage/destroy the package as they do with every other one I receive through them.

I'm convinced that they beta test baggage mangling equipment for the airlines...

[Duman]

I'm convinced that they beta test baggage mangling equipment for the airlines...

Reminds me of the old Samsonite luggage commercial, with a gorilla tossing the bags around.

[kidicarus13]

Can FedEx get some credit here for a "mishandle" 2 days ago?
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[To Bear Arms]

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[To Bear Arms]

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[Mykidsdad]

HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

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[izzy]

I'm holding out for 1919

[Great-Kazoo]

HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

86393

Glock mOwners ;)

[brutal]

HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS!?!?!?

86393

Because it's only page 478?

https://i.imgur.com/9EyyF2W.png

https://i.imgur.com/XKMtItK.png

[TEAMRICO]

Because 9mm is far superior to .45 ACP!


Aaaaand Go!

[copfish]

In for 1911!

[Bailey Guns]

In for 1911!

Only if it's in 9MM...

[Coffee]

[electronman1729]

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[William]

https://ahseeit.com//king-include/uploads/2021/01/5e166370666f8-8937525585.jpeg

[crays]

.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210605/e02df6742f7c9358b92d95c61b370bf7.jpg

Sent from somewhere

[crays]

.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210605/e7783fc2f2936fb899ec459ae9095dd3.jpg

Sent from somewhere

[Irving]

https://ahseeit.com//king-include/uploads/2021/01/5e166370666f8-8937525585.jpeg

Amazing.

[theGinsue]

Amazing.

I showed that pic to my wife and her response and mine were identical - but very different than yours. we both said "That's f*cked up". Funny, but...

[Irving]

Who was the original picture under Biden?

[bellavite1]

Who was the original picture under Biden?

Biden.

[TEAMRICO]

It’s Obummer behind the scenes........

[Great-Kazoo]

Who was the original picture under Biden?

Epstein.

[FoxtArt]

Who was the original picture under Biden?

McCully Culkin.

[00tec]

Who was the original picture under Biden?

Michael Jackson

https://pics.me.me/using-the-scale-provided-rate-how-much-you-like-kids-47542659.png

[Irving]

Winner

[Walker2970]

864088640986410

[Duman]

Michael Jackson

https://pics.me.me/using-the-scale-provided-rate-how-much-you-like-kids-47542659.png

I must be living under a rock... who are the two on the left?

[00tec]

I must be living under a rock... who are the two on the left?
Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of Madeline McCann

[Martinjmpr]

Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of Madeline McCann

The one with Casey Anthony on the left and Jared the subway guy on the right was more spot-on for American audiences.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[exxonv]

86428

[exxonv]

86429

[Gman]

I have a tactical garden gnome. Doesn't everybody?

[Duman]

I have a tactical garden gnome. Doesn't everybody?

Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

[00tec]

Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

Yes

Easy. Tactical gnomes

Edit, link

https://www.etsy.com/shop/thorssoli?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=784911871

[Great-Kazoo]

Do they come with AR-15 instead of AK's ?

They're made in CHI-NA, what do you think ;)

[00tec]

They're made in CHI-NA, what do you think ;)

While still Communist, I do believe these are made in California

[OldFogey]

Thorsoli makes mine. From the etsy site. Get them unpainted and save some dough.
Grandpa:
86430
Grandma, in process:
86431

[Gman]

86432

[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

86435 to

[bradbn4]

>Garden Gnomes

I love the garden defense Gnomes as known as the GDG
I have 3d printed 1 7" Gnome and let say the 3d printer got one heck of a work out. If I remember it was my first 24 hr print.

I would love to sneak in one of the GDG style into my neighbors yard, better yet - have them defend my yard from those other gnomes.86436

that is a quick print out from the STL display program....the person who received that gnome just loves it

[wctriumph]

Now we know ..

[wctriumph]

Plausible ...

[copfish]

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[TFOGGER]

Best sand sculpture ever...

http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/185721359_10158192449872263_1670154290778563550_n. jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=_TiATVCtcWsAX8y7B0-&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=fd152140d0f3c91d4d6761a5993e48d8&oe=60E6321E

[wctriumph]

So true

[Gman]

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[William]

https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/195982071_3960393354073701_4227395561889809750_n.j pg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=vKzEbTuvSUQAX_TL5v9&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=49f0429d2ba56938072ef37849858a39&oe=60E5572C
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https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/178798936_3836305373149167_1999708025335126748_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=GcJJEyUAPUEAX-pOkvm&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-1.fna&oh=1cee3beefe3946611205ec482f2002ad&oe=60E6122D

[TEAMRICO]

Well, Jack Sparrow is defenseless.

[wctriumph]

Good ones

[TEAMRICO]

That Bidumb photo is doctored.

[Scanker19]

That Bidumb photo is doctored.


I know….. they made a redhead look good! Whoa!! Hey oh!!!


Didn’t a place dept confiscate an old/broke gun like that before and we’re bragging and the comments were so funny!

[Bailey Guns]

Who cares about doctored photos? I wanna hear more about Penelope Cruz...

[Gman]

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[ray1970]

Not necessarily funny but I kind of want a couple of these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210610/446c2740e888cb58b3abcb80f318ba16.jpg

[wctriumph]

Haha

[wctriumph]

Deplorable

[Duman]

Are those tacti-koozies ?


Not necessarily funny but I kind of want a couple of these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210610/446c2740e888cb58b3abcb80f318ba16.jpg

[TEAMRICO]

Tacti-Coolers?

[Scanker19]

Those are on sale right now at primary arms. $9.99!!!

[Irving]

Those are on sale right now at primary arms. $9.99!!!

Just the labor to sew up something like that would be 3x that price, IMO.

[TEAMRICO]

Chinese slave labor keeping those prices reasonable........

[Great-Kazoo]

Chinese slave labor keeping those prices reasonable........

Except for the rice,, and computer chip, shortage. Lazy fookers.

[buffalobo]

Except for the rice,, and computer chip, shortage. Lazy fookers.Better margin on Tacticoosies.

[Delfuego]

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-c9vm3l6nu8/images/stencil/580x387/products/2506/7123/AG_Beer_Bivies-850x850__85029.1540406218.jpg?c=2

Beer Bivy: Made in USA design to keep your beverage cool and "hearing safe"

https://www.armageddongear.com/Beer-Bivy

[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[Ah Pook]

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[OldFogey]

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[wctriumph]

Here we are

[wctriumph]

I like dirt bikes

MOD EDIT.

THIS IS NOT THE T&A THREAD NOR WILL IT BECOME ONE.

[Mtneer]

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[def90]

Thorsoli makes mine. From the etsy site. Get them unpainted and save some dough.
Grandpa:
86430
Grandma, in process:
86431

I have a bunch of the Thorsoli gnomes.. the originals, all others are Chinese.copies.

[def90]

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[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/199306423_10225100669407212_1031243047694297069_n. jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=qDWHLa6U8V0AX9Eky9n&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=2f3179c2e0349aca06dbbe847e69fac5&oe=60D0A56C

[arbol]

lol!

[Gman]

Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

[wctriumph]

No T&A

[Duman]

Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

HAhahahahaha!! [ROFL1]

[Drucker]

86531

[Grant H.]

86531

Wobble Pops!

[Grime]

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[wctriumph]

More

[Circuits]

Found on the shelf next to the trans mystery series, Hardly Boys.

Are you getting a serious, raging clue?

[wctriumph]

Happy Father?s Day

[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[Waldo1]

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[Alpha2]

Texas, y'all!

[William]

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[Gman]

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[OldFogey]

Not supposed to be funny, but...
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[Gman]

Murder rate is up 800%. That's what you've built, Portland. I'll take a pass on visiting and you can wallow in it.

[TEAMRICO]

No thanks. I would only look for routes to drive around your craptown of hate and violence.

[Gman]

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[UncleDave]

Easy with the Cheetos talk. That may offend some of the members here.

[ray1970]

Easy with the Cheetos talk. That may offend some of the members here.

Why, Dave?. whatever do you mean?

[theGinsue]

Ray, did you already wipe the orange dust off of the keys you used to type that question? Just sayin' brother; just sayin'.

[wctriumph]

Peer y

[Gman]

Too bad that doesn't have a shot of espresso. I was all-in up to that point.

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[TEAMRICO]

Eeeeasy with the Star Wars.......Uh....I mean somebody here might get their feelings hurt about collecting a crap ton of....uh....items that make them feel young again.....I HATE ALLOFYOU!!!! MTFBWY.

[00tec]

https://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/vaccinating.png

[wctriumph]

Facebook

[wctriumph]

Funny

[William]

https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/202550484_10222746934774756_57332461438668566_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=BEUD8CH5wecAX8XKibM&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=a37b301ef4d27d82848fb511832e542f&oe=60D93B0A
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[Grime]

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[wctriumph]

Some more

[electronman1729]

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[Grime]

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[William]

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[TEAMRICO]

With BGC’s down to 10-15 minutes why wouldn’t you?

[Great-Kazoo]

With BGC’s down to 10-15 minutes why wouldn’t you?

Didn't bring a big enough vehicle, for the explosives. As for a F-15. based on the length of the runway needed to get airborne. With my luck as i'm about to hit the end of the road. Some asshole would blow through the stop sign, right in front of me.


Give me a harrier jump jet and call it good.

[Irving]

Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

[Great-Kazoo]

Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

Joey Chitwood jet team.

[JTP80]

Wonder what the going rate is for an Apache Longbow model..... [AH64]

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[RblDiver]

Ahahaha, not exactly a funny "picture," but a fantastic resignation letter! TL;DR, guy resigns from his school position due to mandatory white privilege training in a hilarious way!

https://twitter.com/KeepNHGranite/status/1409486647566155778

[SSChameleon]

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[Delfuego]

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[FoxtArt]

Just build a ramp just before the stop sign. Work smarter, not harder.

Actually, if there were jumps on one way of each street, we could get rid of 4-way stops altogether.

They should hire you as one of those new-fangled traffic engineers with brilliant designs on traffic engineering.

You should design all the new "bridges".

[ray1970]

They should hire you as one of those new-fangled traffic engineers with brilliant designs on traffic engineering.


That must be the group installing all of those traffic circles.

I think I like Irving?s ramp idea better.

[Irving]

Only problem would be making the turn once the tires have left the ground. I suppose the answer to a space saving, three dimensional, traffic circle would be one of these at every intersection.

Jump to 3:30 for rush hour traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_jORDiEz8&ab_channel=GeraldWaller

[FoxtArt]

Only problem would be making the turn once the tires have left the ground. I suppose the answer to a space saving, three dimensional, traffic circle would be one of these at every intersection.

Jump to 3:30 for rush hour traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_jORDiEz8&ab_channel=GeraldWaller

Pure win. All you have to do is make a nice looking CV and sound super professional and technical, throw in some carbon saving statistics and there's probably a few places in Colorado with commissioners that would even approve the thing tomorrow.

Until the city/county engineer came marching over to stab them with a pen, anyway. [LOL]

[Gman]

[blah-blah]I think the video thread is somewhere else.

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[Irving]

Thanks for the weather update Napa auto parts. I took this picture last week.

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Technically, each is half a chicken.

[Circuits]

Technically, each is half a chicken.
What if every egg in that jar is fertilized?

[Gman]

What if every egg in that jar is fertilized?
Then it would be correct. But do you really think they're selling fertilized eggs?

[electronman1729]

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[Rucker61]

Then it would be correct. But do you really think they're selling fertilized eggs?

And if so, who is fertilizing them?

[Irving]

There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

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[electronman1729]

Too cold?

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[Great-Kazoo]

Too cold?

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Not at all. Especially after i read this, crap. Criminals saluted, given No Cash bail release. .

https://greekreporter.com/2021/06/19/juneteenth-holiday-george-floyd-statues/

Law abiding citizens, are targets for tough gun laws, including branded as domestic terrorist.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/dhs-launches-warning-system-find-domestic-terrorism-threats-public-social-n1266707

Law enforcement officers and intelligence analysts are legally entitled to examine — without warrants — what people say openly on Twitter, Facebook and other public social media forums, just as they can take in information from reading newspapers

[Gman]

There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.
...and yet the DNA would be complete for a 'whole chicken'.

[68Charger]

There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

As long as you pick up the eggs in a timely manner, all you will see is a red dot- with the naked eye.

Technically, putting a fertilized egg in a refrigerator is an early term chicken abortion.

We didn't keep a rooster when we had chickens- too noisy, and they got testy when we collected eggs. My wife was also grossed out by the thought of the red dot.
Imagine how pissed she was when I had used a mobile processor and had 2 steer slaughtered and butchered on-property.

The required funny photo:
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[Scanker19]

There isn't anything different about fertilized eggs except they have a little red dot somewhere in the yolk. No one would even be able to tell if they were fertilized or not. From what I understand.

Basically. But as someone else said the. Refrigerator is basically an abortion.
It’s fun when you get a hen that sits, and get a hatch out(s). We had our first one on the 4th of July.