Funny pictures

[Circuits]

Found this secret door. Not that interested to explore where it goes though.


There's a magical kingdom beyond it. Might be Narnia... Might be roach central...

Only one way to find out...

[ray1970]

Bathroom gnomes.

[CS1983]

The exciting world of Plumberia. It's an odd place with two factions: The Independents and the Unionistas. Both fight over the right to be the ruling party of the Cult of the Exposed Butt-Crack. Despite the high ideals of this mythical land, its goals are likely but a pipe dream.

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/2yvSofN.jpg
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[Bailey Guns]

Somebody has some grout work to do....

[clodhopper]

70076

[GilpinGuy]

^^^Hahaha!

[Duman]

70076

[ROFL1]

[Ah Pook]

70076
Is that a Far Side?
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70076&d=1491938560

[Ah Pook]

http://i.imgur.com/4QQaG12.gif

Winner winner...

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/OLNAN0s.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/g8KG2sN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZbDrKbV.jpg
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[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/pMpI9xQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Tz94fAm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IFYC8ew.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ji9NVx9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JKbOFf3.jpg

[Zundfolge]

https://i.redd.it/n70ey3kxatiy.png


I think I'm going to start self-identifying as a "Trans-Billionaire" ... so if I write you a check and it bounces, well the bank is just being transphobic.

[TFOGGER]

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[Walker2970]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2me4dvc.jpg

[Irving]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2me4dvc.jpg

That's because they never leave the safe.

[ray1970]

Your becoming quite the Glock "fan boy", Stu.

[Irving]

When I'm in homeroom, I spend my time doodling Glocks in my notebooks.

[sampson]

That'll get you suspended

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[Irving]

Just more time to draw GLOCKS!

[Joe_K]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170413/5634a76b4512fb9ff2d309fd08efbca6.jpg

[brutal]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170413/5634a76b4512fb9ff2d309fd08efbca6.jpg

Last time my wife flew, we upgraded her to first (one way) for $99 (offer) on check in . E+ seats were that much and she got two bags checked free with the upgrade. Duh. UA trying to up sell those E seats.

[sampson]

Your becoming quite the Glock "fan boy", Stu.
Stu fan boy??https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170413/d202a605747e25ee46465fba85c8dcba.jpg

[Irving]

LOLZ. I like the Captain Planet "Heart" bracelet.

[brutal]

See what smoking does to you son?

[brutal]

Is that a TARDIS badge?

[thvigil11]

Smoking does stunt your growth.

[Honey Badger282.8]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2me4dvc.jpg

How does one "here" a 1911 owner?

[Scanker19]

Is that a TARDIS badge?


Well he is.... smaller on the outside....

[Madeinhb]

How does one "here" a 1911 owner?

I was just going to say - someone making fun of glocks and they don't know the right words.

[BladesNBarrels]

70100

[Irving]

I've tried using "hear," but it just doesn't fit in my mouth as well as "here" does. I pronounce better when using "here" as it is a more natural fit with my tongue. When I try to use "hear" my voice projects too high and I have to angle my tongue down in order to hit the intended target of my speech.

-1911 owner

[CS1983]

I've tried using "hear," but it just doesn't fit in my mouth as well as "here" does. I pronounce better when using "here" as it is a more natural fit with my tongue. When I try to use "hear" my voice projects too high and I have to angle my tongue down in order to hit the intended target of my speech.

-1911 owner

"I don't need to hear 17 times when I can here once and 6 more times just for effect...."

[Irving]

John Moses Browning shot the "a" key off his typewriter from 20 yards, so I don't need it either.

[ray1970]

And let's not forget, JMB realized the 1911 had its shortcomings. That's why he started designing the Hi Power in his final years. Even he knew he could do better.

[davsel]

And let's not forget, JMB realized the 1911 had its shortcomings. That's why he started designing the Hi Power in his final years. Even he knew he could do better.

JMB was being paid by Europussies to design the pissant 9mm.
It's what killed him.

[ray1970]

JMB was being paid by Europussies to design the pissant 9mm.
It's what killed him.

Lol.

I will admit the magazine disconnect thing was not the brightest idea.

[JohnTRourke]

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/United-Trek.jpeg?w=600

[T. B. Turner]

70186

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/YJQ9ryF.png
http://i.imgur.com/RM4muVw.gif

[Irving]

Saw this the other day in Denver.

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[TFOGGER]

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[kidicarus13]

http://i.imgur.com/YJQ9ryF.png
[/IMG]
That 's awesome

[TFOGGER]

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[JohnTRourke]

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[TFOGGER]

http://i.giphy.com/3og0IAitjlEetUZKo0.gif

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/bROCsoK.jpg
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[def90]

Lol.

I will admit the magazine disconnect thing was not the brightest idea.

I believe it wasn't part of the original design, it was added in at the request of the French or Belgians or whoever it was that contracted the first batch of them.

[JohnTRourke]

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Norris-Norks.jpeg?w=600

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Acme-Norls.jpeg?w=600

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Berkeley-Liberals.jpeg?w=600

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/United-ISIS.jpeg?w=600

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Not-at-white-Housew.jpeg?w=600

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Unsubscribe-Government.jpeg?w=566

[JohnTRourke]

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Leteracy-Night.jpeg?w=600

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Spam-Warning.jpeg?w=600

[UncleDave]

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[Madeinhb]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170423/a27c3ffea58779e4be839c92701e5749.jpg

[Irving]

I think this exhibit at the Omaha zoo was sponsored by Amazon.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/2NmLw2POGgXSIakkLvLxoqVF5mz_lNFsrBao8kl9768SFZj9ue d6z6lXV62gbolBmC4Q7x3f8Oox3B_aDuCCLGL7fo4D7jyf1GdR G3xObtMOgUGYCBpSAtIk-tqr2yNTMqodk9lEtFl4iLzwKT6uDopFV-QhMsan4iORSSX4VRHGYiKilwp3DGtOLPiI_gbok3gv9-Q7XwTQlxtLUUtsbJgl52vFc_sJkvRlrdmfW3WwvEho799WDFNN SG9C9BjFm18V3zFpQmqg6SoaX_xIHgbL4iQgcu_Re8nCQA09Aq lDhvb77Dv1zvv3CXQ4aZ_Bx0k54b5w7voNuRVUwfehigtpvWFD etFTzXhotZtYwEbt7zxkedhogI8P4JmUwBRC0CjuvCP3D9Gim6 iDBflxu-Qf4K0oF-2zE5oKXYC61PNvKVL6vyj2xQ2N3hWhrSTOTdYCf5ISNSxsuJIY QWhtfQVGxG25A74q4GbzOgPYDaZ8xvldvBQeol09S-D5goNcf593fYjBXyz5_yxgAPPVAsPXZRcfrdbVuAXH-nXN39lATQ90-tr-4WxBfl-3nisApeWZntTzyicX-KCFY1qu2RPJ7-pTcGBohKLxjcc7dj3qlGQ2ZBwsHkrnAwi5av14vQQV0HWeTh4S xbJf84Q6wTEHdjW457eQoU2ify1X0fE=w1634-h919-no

[brutal]

ROFL.

Also, is that a fake hanging plant?

Marlin Perkins must be rolling over in his grave.

[Irving]

The Omaha Zoo is actually pretty great; I'd say better than our zoo. There was another exhibit that had a paper bag from Walmart right in the middle of the display.

[GilpinGuy]

Yeah, the Omaha Zoo was very nice. It's been years since I've been there. There's that one exhibit that's a huge enclosure with suspended rope walkways and birds flying around and stuff. Very cool.

[Irving]

Did they have the desert dome when you went? Under the dome they have a cave setting that is in the dark with all the nocturnal animals. They also have a swamp that is also in the dark with suspended walk ways over alligators and beavers and nutria rats.

[brutal]

Did they have the desert dome when you went? Under the dome they have a cave setting that is in the dark with all the nocturnal animals. They also have a swamp that is also in the dark with suspended walk ways over alligators and beavers and nutria rats.

Nutria, is that one of the pay for meals diet plans?

[GilpinGuy]

Did they have the desert dome when you went? Under the dome they have a cave setting that is in the dark with all the nocturnal animals. They also have a swamp that is also in the dark with suspended walk ways over alligators and beavers and nutria rats.

I don't remember any of that - sounds cool as hell. We'll have to make a stop on our next trip to Des Moines with the kiddos.

[TFOGGER]

"Only Imperial Storm Troopers are this precise"--Obi Wan Kenobi

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18119070_10154563838214677_2579675817399188264_n.j pg?oh=4e71ac3a8773d534e3026eaf2f5d3ee4&oe=59949461

[Bailey Guns]

I'm counting 2/40. That means he did 100% better.

[bryjcom]

"Only Imperial Storm Troopers are this precise"--Obi Wan Kenobi

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18119070_10154563838214677_2579675817399188264_n.j pg?oh=4e71ac3a8773d534e3026eaf2f5d3ee4&oe=59949461


Holy shit...

[UncleDave]

If I ever get in a firefighter, I hope he is shooting at me!

[Madeinhb]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170425/ea14091987c89e9c4a88c7995b8d1397.jpg

[ray1970]

If I ever get in a firefighter, I hope he is shooting at me!

If you ever "get in a firefighter" I hope he is a she.

[mattiooo]

If you ever "get in a firefighter" I hope he is a she.

ROFL

[Bailey Guns]

If I ever get in a firefighter, I hope he is shooting at me!

That post has Freud written all over it.

[UncleDave]

Damn auto correct

[Irving]

If you ever "get in a firefighter" I hope he is a she.

When I came back from work and read this thread, it made me laugh so hard that I momentarily forgot about how crappy of a day I had. Top marks, gents.

[UncleDave]

Yeah, I'm glad your​ day was brightened. I have been trying to find humor wherever I can lately. My Dad died 3 weeks ago, and it's been a little heavy around here.

[rondog]

Sorry to hear Dave, my condolences. Been there too.....

[UncleDave]

Thanks Ron. Not trolling for sympathy, but I appreciate the thought. Just what I am dealing with right now.

[ray1970]

Sorry for your loss.

[Monky]

Yeah, I'm glad your​ day was brightened. I have been trying to find humor wherever I can lately. My Dad died 3 weeks ago, and it's been a little heavy around here.

I know the feels.. sucks man..

[JohnTRourke]

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[brutal]

70300

You spelled 1960's wrong.

[mattiooo]

You spelled 1960's wrong.

LOL

[JohnTRourke]

that's what i thought too, 70's for sure, but I couldn't change it. Would be funnier as 60's or 70's

At least more truthful.

[ray1970]

Meh. Pretty sure I started younger than him.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170427/17fd00e18bba2a8d2f7df96ea8f571cf.jpg

[Graves]

Is that Patton Oswald?:)

[sampson]

Meh. Pretty sure I started younger than him.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170427/17fd00e18bba2a8d2f7df96ea8f571cf.jpg
Looks like u can barely stand! You win[emoji6]

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[00tec]

The real It
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70301&d=1493253944

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[sampson]

I thought that was nancy palosi

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[crays]

Meh. Pretty sure I started younger than him.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170427/17fd00e18bba2a8d2f7df96ea8f571cf.jpg
Is that a Pearl?

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[ray1970]

Yes, it is a Pearl beer.

[brutal]

There was probably a Ham's in the Dodge La Femme.

And yes, it was Pink and White. My mom still talks about that car.


https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70302&d=1493261018

[ray1970]

Nice hat.

[brutal]

Nice Beer.

That hat was kickin.

We had an Airedale too around that time. Quite the stylish family for the times considering my pa was recently separated from the Army and we were living in the upstairs apartment at my Grandma's old "used to be a farmhouse."

[Bailey Guns]

Yes, it is a Pearl beer.

"Brewed in the country of 1100 springs."

[TFOGGER]

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[JohnTRourke]

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/wedsont.jpg

[TFOGGER]

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/wedsont.jpg

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2c/26/b5/2c26b51f42e195a85487e1b524bccfa0.jpg

[UncleDave]

Pinky and the Brain was the first thing I thought of.

[Zundfolge]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7rGdwr_460s.jpg

[davsel]

http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Screen-Shot-2017-04-27-at-1.45.03-PM-1024x944.png

[CS1983]

^ just confirmed that info. It's all true. Wow.

[Irving]

Was Dolph Lundgren the guy in the first Ted movie?

[OneGuy67]

Was Dolph Lundgren the guy in the first Ted movie?

No, Rocky IV and a bunch of other action movies in the 80's. He was in the first The Expendables with all the other old action movie guys.

[Irving]

Thanks, I was thinking of Sam Jones.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia has an episode where they are taking about Dolph. I was confusing my second hand cultural references.

[Bailey Guns]

Wasn't he in one of the Bond movies from the 80s?

[Hummer]

Ha, that's a surprise! I've always thought Dolph was one of the dumbest action actors on screen. I guess it was the script writers and directors who made him look dufous. Figures. I still liked watching some of his flicks and thought he had potential beyond his works.



http://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Screen-Shot-2017-04-27-at-1.45.03-PM-1024x944.png

[Jamnanc]

Cyborg.

[brutal]

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https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70324&d=1493342086

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/CK0sfbH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lY98eMj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Vu8a6TP.png

[OldFogey]

Saw a program on Science Channel with Dolph. Dude is SMART. Unlike Shill.

[OldFogey]

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[JohnTRourke]

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Just-Violence.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/berkeley-2-copy.jpg

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Dems-Then-and-Now.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Clueless-Liberals.jpeg

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Obama-Hypocrisy.jpeg

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/ISIS-Gun-Shows.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Kim-Jong-Hair.jpeg

[JohnTRourke]

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Pov-spending.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Resiscitate-Dems.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Olberman-janitor.jpeg

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Ldeeson-overbooked.jpeg

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Light-Side-Dark-Side.jpeg

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/04/Chciken-Tenders.jpeg

[Joe_K]

Summed up fairly well. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170430/0fc35367f409b10c510d464914744c71.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170430/1579e66f6cd6d13508d01db87f3262f7.jpg

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[TFOGGER]

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[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18157812_644644785741560_2655694142294418818_n.jpg ?oh=a433899fb67c488a0c898461ad0c6ec8&oe=597A1177

[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18193920_1851957535066723_4808838802165307248_n.jp g?oh=028e419f5f2496411bc625cadf4d6036&oe=59874113

[GilpinGuy]

I like it. Shoot my chips into a mountain stream and let me become part of the trout. [LOL]

[brutal]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18193920_1851957535066723_4808838802165307248_n.jp g?oh=028e419f5f2496411bc625cadf4d6036&oe=59874113

Fargo style

[mblake]

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[Duman]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18193920_1851957535066723_4808838802165307248_n.jp g?oh=028e419f5f2496411bc625cadf4d6036&oe=59874113

That's the "Fargo" option....

[Duman]

That's the "Fargo" option....

Oooops.....posted before I saw Brutal's post....

[sampson]

Not really funny though...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170503/a734ace852fff69d4e8e65e19b3fd5f4.jpg

[rondog]

Not really funny though...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170503/a734ace852fff69d4e8e65e19b3fd5f4.jpg

I'm the slime.....

"I'm The Slime" - Frank Zappa


I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/ic9M2a7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MNDHElO.jpg

[Zundfolge]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajXM2g0_460s.jpg

[William]

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[Duman]

That's an abuse of a bikini......

[asmo]

70385

[00tec]

70385

Damn....

[asmo]

My favorite vehicle from Lord of the Rings.

70386

May the 4th be with you.

[Zundfolge]

70385

Oh I am SO goin' to hell for laughing at that one.

[asmo]

Oh I am SO goin' to hell for laughing at that one.

70387

[Irving]

Had to view on a big screen to get the joke.

[davsel]

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Alpha-Sheephitter-Truck-Decals.jpg

Maybe a gun owner?

[ray1970]

Maybe. Or just a mall ninja. They like cool stickers.

[Zundfolge]

Maybe. Or just a mall ninja. They like cool stickers.

Or they make stickers for a living.

[ray1970]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/65a2e79242b442c0d13e5e19ea2760e8.jpg

[Irving]

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Alpha-Sheephitter-Truck-Decals.jpg

Maybe a gun owner?

A clown for sure.

[CS1983]

Maybe. Or just a mall ninja. They like cool stickers.

Or they want some crackhead to break in looking for guns, or for someone to slash their tires.

[Duman]

70385

Ouch....

[William]

Ouch....

Does it make me a bad person if I laughed?

[DenverGP]

70385

I get the joke, but aren't the labels on the right side backwards? (unless thats an additional part of the joke that I missed?)

Love the Tab Benoit song "Shelter Me" they used for the show theme song.

[brutal]

My favorite vehicle from Lord of the Rings.

70386

May the 4th be with you.

I guess it's a thing this year?

Ridge (and others) are going to lose their minds.


https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70391&d=1493955891

[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18341816_10154376795166022_2951458668661300279_n.j pg?oh=c605409f448c7fe4eb06e32cf0a1e826&oe=59C1D470

[UncleDave]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/65a2e79242b442c0d13e5e19ea2760e8.jpg

Ray you have to pm me a copy of that picture. That is awesome.

[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18301555_10154265858726650_3523599450976986784_n.j pg?oh=13e921febca2f34fe0e1f2d0b1a18dba&oe=59BC466B

[rondog]

Ray you have to pm me a copy of that picture. That is awesome.

Just right-click on it and save it. On a phone, put your finger on the photo and a menu should pop up, select "save" or "download". I've saved thousands of photos off forums and Facebook, it's easy peasy.

[UncleDave]

Just right-click on it and save it. On a phone, put your finger on the photo and a menu should pop up, select "save" or "download". I've saved thousands of photos off forums and Facebook, it's easy peasy.

I already tried that. I do it all the time on my phone too, but it did not work with that picture for some reason.

[Madeinhb]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/b21b34e05a20cbbdf8e60a0099e9ce4a.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/3557071175f97bed5056fac3ada1722c.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/177757630675de417dd101a4074b941c.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/46600419f6ba9f73de42a44abb8a2f06.jpg

[sampson]

..https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/8155737a191aaa266544f48c7925b876.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/10b8a81ac0a2f6788529c72cf90d0cff.gif

[SAnd]

[QUOTE=Madeinhb;2069336]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170506/b21b34e05a20cbbdf8e60a0099e9ce4a.jpg

More or less points for fast children?

[UncleDave]

I guess it's a thing this year?

Ridge (and others) are going to lose their minds.


https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70391&d=1493955891

That is complete joke including all of the 4 major nerd groups. Well played sir!

[JohnTRourke]

http://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/05/GOP-Spine.jpeg

http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/05/Camping.jpeg?w=600

http://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2017/05/Weather-Virgin.jpeg?w=600

[KevDen2005]

Thanks, I was thinking of Sam Jones.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia has an episode where they are taking about Dolph. I was confusing my second hand cultural references.

Ah, you're thinking of the full penetration action movie that they were writing

[Irving]

Haha yeah, I forgot about that part.

[KevDen2005]

Haha yeah, I forgot about that part.

I think Dennis is very mentally ill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-RBeDt2B0

[davsel]

http://americandigest.org/sidelines/Phone%20Case.jpg

[Zundfolge]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aPBVoYw_700b.jpg

[izzy]

http://americandigest.org/sidelines/Phone%20Case.jpg

um what? does it make your phone into a sex toy or something? so confused

[Zundfolge]

um what? does it make your phone into a sex toy or something? so confused

This is what you get when you use Google Translate to translate from Chinese into English.

[Circuits]

365 degrees is an unusual and very precise description of its round and round wenting capability.

[Irving]

Must have gotten the technology from Xbox.

[ray1970]

I worked on Mitsubishi in the late 1980's. The owner's manuals were pretty funny. I think they missed a lot in the translation to English.

[Irving]

Did they use the term "crankwalk" at all?

[izzy]

lol I can tell it's a bad translation, what's the actual product for?

[ray1970]

lol I can tell it's a bad translation, what's the actual product for?

What? You don't read English?

[izzy]

What? You don't read English?

So it's a cellphone cover that converts your phone into a gynecologist. Must have.

[sampson]

So it's a cellphone cover that converts your phone into a gynecologist. Must have.
...for easy schlepping

[izzy]

...for easy schlepping

If I were an obgyn I'd use that word as often as possible when seeing patients.

[sampson]

If I were an obgyn I'd use that word as often as possible when seeing patients.
...and pap schmear

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[Duman]

...and pap schmear

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Isn't that a bagel topping ?

[Zombie Steve]

70490

70491

[brutal]

70490



Good timing on that one, not so good timing according to libsl.

[Irving]

#BowWowChallenge

Rapper BowWow (formerly 'Lil BowWow) posted a picture on instagram of a private jet, along with the message that he was on his way to New York. Someone on his flight snapped a picture of him sitting in coach and posted that to Twitter or Instagram or wherever. Now people are blowing up social media with their own fake stuff. Check out the articles below for a few funny examples. Our favorite are the bottles.

https://www.bustle.com/p/the-bow-wow-challenge-has-rightfully-taken-over-twitter-photos-56998

https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/10/15612724/bow-wow-challenge-social-media-lies

[izzy]

#BowWowChallenge

Rapper BowWow (formerly 'Lil BowWow) posted a picture on instagram of a private jet, along with the message that he was on his way to New York. Someone on his flight snapped a picture of him sitting in coach and posted that to Twitter or Instagram or wherever. Now people are blowing up social media with their own fake stuff. Check out the articles below for a few funny examples. Our favorite are the bottles.

https://www.bustle.com/p/the-bow-wow-challenge-has-rightfully-taken-over-twitter-photos-56998

https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/10/15612724/bow-wow-challenge-social-media-lies

funny stuff, time to post this picture in the "latest purchase" thread

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[Joe_K]

Supposedly a Miami-Dade Police Officer. Leather high ride belt holster. Not a roto holster. This is what stupid looks like folks. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/ceb6cf9875a64af4bdb75716e4be3244.jpg

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[ray1970]

Sometimes when you're in a hurry to get dressed after sex at work you just aren't paying attention when you throw your holster back on your belt.

[Irving]

Sometimes when you're in a hurry to get dressed after sex at work you just aren't paying attention when you throw your holster back on your belt.

Some lucky guy got out of a speeding ticket.

[ray1970]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/e662d2436faea18e916221d08b8a2c26.jpg

[KevDen2005]

Supposedly a Miami-Dade Police Officer. Leather high ride belt holster. Not a roto holster. This is what stupid looks like folks. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/ceb6cf9875a64af4bdb75716e4be3244.jpg

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If you guys haven't drawn from this method you should try it, it's the best

[Rucker61]

70519

[ray1970]

Should say "all in stock firearms 10% over MSRP".

[GilpinGuy]

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[Irving]

Pretty sure this guy doesn't want any other animals on his lawn. It looks real at first glance when driving down the street. It looks like he might even have pinned a real tail on this thing.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/fkjoWeLijjiyqtMXBtpAKwuajDXm-kv3HFQZL9UV_xEUlm3Mvg5OdNMS2uYiQe_BDWUmbhN4K2URldL TWZvyqWzJ0--_WjIG0UfKtPGs1JTEHMgXuHPgmdrzjakT8997d2IQAsW6kWSpU rdo0bdoSTGfMHvyJDRbzWu3ZWom-JTWrufV3Jl5nd1-MH-uY_EglpNSHSBz2lsHrODniTsgak8ApKEKpt8cWCTfZpWM1NNWQ gwerx71-6zcrrZ7Kcpq5lhBCNyjUSYADLRJdzVjRhzVuwljvi3bYKiihGk QOALg2PHS73tqNG88ALwRJPhWmyiHYEb9Q5jjenOI-gF7iC-C99GOOYACuDITs_gPYSIGOdpHj41g6GpxNcWyAqEPrZ0Rj9eED szNBckP7mwaFOJtgqCUEMEd2dV_64wMA4qle607bu1JSgSSLnB VWmq0Pcu5y9v-FqZsZoFHFLZkKRRt8EFVqi-TNLVemSg3PSHxZQqwKDRPgQkmOHnuV5pNWTEE-1kygsUi5u0484YxJzYuxSRFWZNowDUfnuuZiirm01gbh0nY2_V msTcCKnslPwwuUfA51AlAxCA7jNIXv2vYQxcr0PHqw04gacZhy 2TrqtuIXSILjo3JcUnNqvtPQmLM7QG0makK3bGuMMeXdHsY4i4 fLzal9Z-grQbAzJE=w1045-h588-no

[GilpinGuy]

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[Bailey Guns]

LOL...a couple of times. ^^

[Irving]

Oh dear...

[CS1983]

http://i.imgur.com/ycA3pUR.png
http://i.imgur.com/nrKHTZa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vsddZ0f.jpg

[Duman]

Pretty sure this guy doesn't want any other animals on his lawn. It looks real at first glance when driving down the street. It looks like he might even have pinned a real tail on this thing.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/fkjoWeLijjiyqtMXBtpAKwuajDXm-kv3HFQZL9UV_xEUlm3Mvg5OdNMS2uYiQe_BDWUmbhN4K2URldL TWZvyqWzJ0--_WjIG0UfKtPGs1JTEHMgXuHPgmdrzjakT8997d2IQAsW6kWSpU rdo0bdoSTGfMHvyJDRbzWu3ZWom-JTWrufV3Jl5nd1-MH-uY_EglpNSHSBz2lsHrODniTsgak8ApKEKpt8cWCTfZpWM1NNWQ gwerx71-6zcrrZ7Kcpq5lhBCNyjUSYADLRJdzVjRhzVuwljvi3bYKiihGk QOALg2PHS73tqNG88ALwRJPhWmyiHYEb9Q5jjenOI-gF7iC-C99GOOYACuDITs_gPYSIGOdpHj41g6GpxNcWyAqEPrZ0Rj9eED szNBckP7mwaFOJtgqCUEMEd2dV_64wMA4qle607bu1JSgSSLnB VWmq0Pcu5y9v-FqZsZoFHFLZkKRRt8EFVqi-TNLVemSg3PSHxZQqwKDRPgQkmOHnuV5pNWTEE-1kygsUi5u0484YxJzYuxSRFWZNowDUfnuuZiirm01gbh0nY2_V msTcCKnslPwwuUfA51AlAxCA7jNIXv2vYQxcr0PHqw04gacZhy 2TrqtuIXSILjo3JcUnNqvtPQmLM7QG0makK3bGuMMeXdHsY4i4 fLzal9Z-grQbAzJE=w1045-h588-no

Straight from ACME...

[sampson]

Straight from ACME...
Quality products I've heard.[emoji6]

[KevDen2005]

Straight from ACME...

The eyes and teeth are spot on

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-14.jpg

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-19.gif

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-13.jpg

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-11.gif

[Circuits]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-19.gif

I foresee hilarity when that plank he's riding catches on fire! :)

[TFOGGER]

http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18446813_1326087260762209_640359479089889483_n.jpg ?oh=bfb1703093470eb3fe91a686fdf3e0a9&oe=59C26212

[ChunkyMonkey]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-19.gif

Amazingly, we saw few of these in Vinales, Cuba.. It looks like plow w/o the tiller.

[ray1970]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-14.jpg

Well where's the fun in that?

[Circuits]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/just-a-day-in-may-14.jpg

"It is by Cheetos alone I set my plaque in motion. It is by the orange of the crunch that bellies acquire flab, the fingers acquire stains, the stains become a shaming. It is by Cheetos alone I set my plaque in motion."

[TFOGGER]

"It is by Cheetos alone I set my plaque in motion. It is by the orange of the crunch that bellies acquire flab, the fingers acquire stains, the stains become a shaming. It is by Cheetos alone I set my plaque in motion."

Mentats use cheetos?

[OldFogey]

Mentats use cheetos?
Nope - just Guild navigators. The Cheetohs must flow!!!

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/lousy-smarch-weather-28.jpg

[flogger]

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!

[Irving]

Well where's the fun in that?

When ever I'm eating something and I don't want to get my fingers dirty (usually doing a lot of typing) I just use chop sticks. Figured that out eating popcorn when I worked in an office. Chop sticks are nice because you can reach deep in the bag without getting butter in your wrist.

Yes, I was the guy eating popcorn at the office. Then when people went to see which A-hole made popcorn, they saw a guy eating it with chop sticks. Surprised I never got beat up after work.

[flogger]

70572

[Zundfolge]

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!

It doesn't ... it wouldn't work if it did.

[GilpinGuy]

When ever I'm eating something and I don't want to get my fingers dirty (usually doing a lot of typing) I just use chop sticks. Figured that out eating popcorn when I worked in an office. Chop sticks are nice because you can reach deep in the bag without getting butter in your wrist.

Yes, I was the guy eating popcorn at the office. Then when people went to see which A-hole made popcorn, they saw a guy eating it with chop sticks. Surprised I never got beat up after work.

A guy at work is a clean freak, which is hilariois because money is filthy and we work at a casino. He eats everything with a fork. Cheetos, grapes, cookies, etc. He cuts up candy bars with a fork and knife. If he's eating it, it doesn't touch his hands. He even has his own pen and won't lend it to you or use any other pen.

People make fun of him, but I think he's smart.

[Irving]

A guy at work is a clean freak, which is hilariois because money is filthy and we work at a casino. He eats everything with a fork. Cheetos, grapes, cookies, etc. He cuts up candy bars with a fork and knife. If he's eating it, it doesn't touch his hands. He even has his own pen and won't lend it to you or use any other pen.

People make fun of him, but I think he's smart.

He's probably out sick every three weeks.

Today someone handed me back my SD card from my camera. I was busy doing something else and held it in my teeth. I thought it was salty and realized that just be the size of an SD card, it pretty much only comes into contact with people's fingers, 100% of the time. Oh well. I've never had the flu in my life. Winning!

[GilpinGuy]

The vegitarians I know call out the most. Old Herb is in pretty good shape for a 60-something year old man. A bit odd, but aren't we all.

[Scanker19]

When ever I'm eating something and I don't want to get my fingers dirty (usually doing a lot of typing) I just use chop sticks. Figured that out eating popcorn when I worked in an office. Chop sticks are nice because you can reach deep in the bag without getting butter in your wrist.

Yes, I was the guy eating popcorn at the office. Then when people went to see which A-hole made popcorn, they saw a guy eating it with chop sticks. Surprised I never got beat up after work.

At least I'm not the only one that eats things like that with chopsticks.

[ray1970]

I don't even eat Asian food with chopsticks.

[GilpinGuy]

I don't even eat Asian food with chopsticks.

We were at the food court before a movie the other night and I laughed. I was the only white guy eating "Asian" food with 3 1/2 Asians (my daughter is 1/2). LOL

[Irving]

Yeah but how "asian" is food from a food court? :p

[BladesNBarrels]

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!


It doesn't ... it wouldn't work if it did.

Brings up the question: Does Siri stop listening on your iPad or iPhone?

70595

[Monky]

I'd never own one. When does it stop listening!!



Brings up the question: Does Siri stop listening on your iPad or iPhone?

70595

You can turn the bitch off...

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/gong-hey-fat-choy-3.jpg

[TFOGGER]

http://images.guff.com/media/26573/list/661900/18.jpg

[davsel]

Never understood
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/shirkryuken-33.jpg

[mattiooo]

LOL - I may or may not be guilty of this. <cough>




https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/shirkryuken-33.jpg

[Duman]

Yeah, there's something to that.....

[JohnTRourke]

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/life_advice_4.jpg

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/bye-august-17.gif

[bryjcom]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/bye-august-17.gif


Not really fun but reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud-oZoDl_7Q

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/witty-file-name-goes-here-7.jpg
The moment you realize she's a stage 5 clinger

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/happy-canada-day-26.gif

[Madeinhb]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170524/7e3b149aae8b043ad939937142236e67.jpg

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170524/18a76711842c6b1d9661d9331ea9be46.jpg

[asmo]

70689

[asmo]

70690

[Zundfolge]

Virtue signaling just makes you look like a dumbass. ESPECIALLY if you get murdered by the monsters you're defending.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DArKmnqXkAACtb4.jpg

[davsel]

https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/summer-of-shirk-14.jpg

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70705&d=1495741556

[davsel]

BWAAAAAAA[ROFL2]

[KevDen2005]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70705&d=1495741556

That's terrible and I feel a little bad for laughing so hard.

[Irving]

I have an eye like that and find that picture hilarious.

[davsel]

https://gohunt-assets-us-west-2.s3.amazonaws.com/styles/gallery/s3/mean_buck_hd.jpeg?itok=Q2f6Iv0X

[MrAK]

Best thing I've seen all day!



https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70705&d=1495741556

[Zundfolge]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDWeMNO_700b.jpg

[TFOGGER]

Parking this here for later use...
http://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18664703_1576831422349425_3519854909617887460_n.jp g?oh=2a3bb9c31ed0a0c6e627530601d3304e&oe=59AECABB

[MrAK]

The left doesn't see any problem with the castros or anything they've done. They think Che Guevara was a fashion designer.


https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDWeMNO_700b.jpg

[davsel]

Yep, I flinched
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/gorapsgo-9.gif

[asmo]

70752

[asmo]

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[asmo]

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[asmo]

70755

[rondog]

70753

Pro stuff.....

[rondog]

70755

https://youtu.be/A2sAFHBptJE

[Joe_K]

Lol.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/10592a1de62443e1d238e3ef08a7615e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/200399c386d7d64013798fcadba32347.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/bea65015c4fbb51d56b94f8c0b898336.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/7913409c2f83b02cef9b3ed2b195f7cc.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/9edb56eac92ce092ab5164043396ce2e.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170528/556c71a7d1cf2021ab3c8977d3948ef2.jpg

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[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70767&d=1495991621

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70768&d=1495991688

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70769&d=1495991803

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70770&d=1495991828

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70782&d=1495992319

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70783&d=1495992479

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70784&d=1495992464

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70785&d=1495992448

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https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70788&d=1495992383

[brutal]

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70789&d=1495992361

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70790&d=1495992339

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=70791&d=1495992212