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Zundfolge
11-26-2013, 10:46
Don't bring a gun to a chair fight.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9zAd5_460sa.gif

SideShow Bob
11-26-2013, 18:36
Ron, he's doing 65 mph with that side hatch open. It kept wiggling and I was just waiting for it to tear off.

I thought it was your cracked dash or the box truck with it's roll up door open and all the crap piled above the folded up tommy gate.

TEAMRICO
11-26-2013, 19:10
Near Dave and Buster off Colorado Ave.?
Naaaaailed it!

Dave
11-29-2013, 12:03
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Ridge
11-30-2013, 11:54
http://i.imgur.com/NMrm3nV.jpg

rondog
11-30-2013, 13:06
Ron, he's doing 65 mph with that side hatch open. It kept wiggling and I was just waiting for it to tear off.
I picked up on what you and Ridge are saying, but I thought there might be something less obvious that I wasn't seeing.

islandermyk
11-30-2013, 13:52
http://i.imgur.com/NMrm3nV.jpg
... and they said money couldn't buy happiness [ROFL1]

flogger
11-30-2013, 16:47
This might be old but it's good. The guy in the center has his eyes closed.

AirbornePathogen
11-30-2013, 17:04
This might be old but it's good. The guy in the center has his eyes closed.

"In Soviet Russia, bomb disposes EOD tech!"

roberth
12-01-2013, 18:25
37307

merl
12-01-2013, 18:55
37307

Funny but also true. I seem to recall this dance being played with North Korea ~15 years back.

Irving
12-01-2013, 19:18
He looks like Michael Moore in a turban.

asmo
12-01-2013, 19:28
37323

How women use a truck..

roberth
12-01-2013, 19:35
How women use a truck..

Oh you're bad.:) I'd almost bet that is WAY more common than we think.

William
12-01-2013, 23:12
37323

How women use a truck..

I don't get tonneau covers. Let's make it difficult to use the best feature of a truck.

def90
12-01-2013, 23:45
Blatz Beer ad from back in the day..

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Ridge
12-02-2013, 01:02
I don't get tonneau covers. Let's make it difficult to use the best feature of a truck.

Because sometimes you need to secure something you are leaving in the bed of the truck.

Ridge
12-02-2013, 01:18
http://wrestlinglol.com/images/byebye-rayray-7045.gif

TEAMRICO
12-02-2013, 19:49
Blatz Beer ad from back in the day..

37339

Reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson beer. "mmmm, it'll get you drunk, you"ll be fu##in' fat girls in no time"

asmo
12-02-2013, 21:40
I don't get tonneau covers. Let's make it difficult to use the best feature of a truck.

I run a roll-n-lock and I effing LOVE it.. Best of all worlds. Great when doing LONG drives with a bed full of toys in the back of the truck.

Ridge
12-03-2013, 00:10
Sent to me by a coworker in Cheyenne last Monday.

http://i.imgur.com/hnCRdNu.jpg

William
12-03-2013, 01:23
I run a roll-n-lock and I effing LOVE it.. Best of all worlds. Great when doing LONG drives with a bed full of toys in the back of the truck.
I will agree the roll and lock ones are way cooler than the lift off ones.

brutal
12-03-2013, 02:06
Sent to me by a coworker in Cheyenne last Monday.

http://i.imgur.com/hnCRdNu.jpg

They must not have consulted the Wyoming wind sock.

https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=37385&d=1386057975

CareyH
12-03-2013, 22:29
Not really funny, but I like it......

http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc401/1320notch/530516_660874627310208_2023692445_n_zpsbfcbe09d.jp g (http://s1210.photobucket.com/user/1320notch/media/530516_660874627310208_2023692445_n_zpsbfcbe09d.jp g.html)

Sharpienads
12-04-2013, 12:18
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/67979_546352095459837_675573514_n.jpg

roberth
12-04-2013, 14:02
Not really funny, but I like it......

http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc401/1320notch/530516_660874627310208_2023692445_n_zpsbfcbe09d.jp g (http://s1210.photobucket.com/user/1320notch/media/530516_660874627310208_2023692445_n_zpsbfcbe09d.jp g.html)

I like it!!

Sharpienads
12-04-2013, 14:38
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1479534_546834005411646_393975352_n.jpg

Circuits
12-04-2013, 14:42
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1479534_546834005411646_393975352_n.jpg


The Dictionary.com definitions are right here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oHg5SJYRHA0#t=43) silly!!

Irving
12-04-2013, 14:53
Love it!

Sharpienads
12-04-2013, 14:55
If you google images Rick Roll'd all kinds of funny stuff is there.

http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lk5amkzhih1qenohko1_500.jpg?w=562
http://imageshack.us/a/img168/2299/rickrollastleyux0.jpg

And my personal favorite:

http://images.highonscore.com/posts/2012/03/large/4b3a6f2afb44ae91787d8b7f439769ff99141bf8.jpg

RCCrawler
12-04-2013, 18:00
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p280x280/488008_614635058593981_1485338335_n.jpg

DavieD55
12-04-2013, 18:48
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [LOL]

KevDen2005
12-04-2013, 19:54
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1479534_546834005411646_393975352_n.jpg

A new one! Never seen this one before. Awesome

Dave
12-04-2013, 20:32
A new one! Never seen this one before. Awesome

http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

<MADDOG>
12-04-2013, 22:41
http://youtu.be/H52TTCoS7To

electronman1729
12-04-2013, 23:05
37589

KevDen2005
12-05-2013, 09:07
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

I like how you Rick Rolled my comment

brutal
12-06-2013, 18:30
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=37717&d=1386376189

rondog
12-06-2013, 19:52
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=37717&d=1386376189

If I had a son, I'd name him Little Johnny!

BuffCyclist
12-07-2013, 05:52
37741

Joe_K
12-07-2013, 13:49
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/08/e5ymy3u7.jpg


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

Skully
12-07-2013, 21:31
37795


37797

Joe_K
12-07-2013, 22:16
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/08/7e6a4u6a.jpg


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

wctriumph
12-07-2013, 23:47
[
QUOTE=MOLON LABE;1432319]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/08/e5ymy3u7.jpg



Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.[/QUOTE]

Must be in Westminster, CA, aka Little Saigon.

Wulf202
12-08-2013, 00:56
theres a similar place in aurora

asmo
12-09-2013, 14:41
I plan on using a couple of these.

37923

davsel
12-09-2013, 15:49
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k221/dysart_2006/zot.jpg

TEAMRICO
12-09-2013, 18:56
I have already made a large donation in all your names to "The People Fund".
George Costanza

Zombie Steve
12-11-2013, 19:22
Bowling ball + a little paint = hours of fun.

http://i.imgur.com/B2aeFnd.gif

gnihcraes
12-11-2013, 20:46
Bowling ball + a little paint = hours of fun.



Ooo, I like this idea. Got a couple balls here to mess with. [Beer]

PSS
12-11-2013, 21:39
No fun like breaking a kid's foot, huh?

Irving
12-11-2013, 21:42
No fun like breaking a kid's foot, huh?

Totally. Just wait till you see the bowling ball painted like a tether ball video.

SuperiorDG
12-12-2013, 09:24
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr03/11/14/enhanced-buzz-30714-1386791853-11.jpg

rondog
12-12-2013, 10:05
Bowling ball + a little paint = hours of fun.

http://i.imgur.com/B2aeFnd.gif

Oh damn, poor kid! That's seriously f'd up. Takes a real sadist to do that.....

Bailey Guns
12-12-2013, 12:53
He's got another foot. Jeez... And part of me wants to think it's his own fault for liking soccer.

[Coffee]

wctriumph
12-12-2013, 13:10
Its still kind of funny, a little anyway.

tmleadr03
12-13-2013, 08:57
http://i.imgur.com/Wv4GTI9.gif

islandermyk
12-13-2013, 09:39
http://i.imgur.com/Wv4GTI9.gif

[ROFL3] Thanks for sharing that one... it's a good way to start a day [Beer]

Wulf202
12-13-2013, 09:45
That's awesome

davsel
12-13-2013, 10:16
http://i.imgur.com/nxVLnH1.jpg

Dave
12-13-2013, 10:30
http://i.imgur.com/Wv4GTI9.gif
[ROFL2]

hatidua
12-13-2013, 20:37
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/IMG_1839_zps7c68cd14.jpeg

Skully
12-13-2013, 21:03
"Pew pew pew pew pew!!!"

http://aeroprecisionusa.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/940x300/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/pewpewpew1-1.jpg

You want one and you know it!

UncleDave
12-13-2013, 23:56
Oh, I so want one!

DOC
12-14-2013, 00:34
It won't go pew pew pew. Just saying. But I want one too.

Joe_K
12-14-2013, 09:12
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/14/aha7egeh.jpg


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

asmo
12-14-2013, 18:11
Juicebox 3 moves out on patrol.

38111

Ridge
12-15-2013, 09:58
What the internet does to your childhood...

http://i.imgur.com/BhYYj.jpg

blacklabel
12-15-2013, 10:32
What the internet does to your childhood...

http://i.imgur.com/BhYYj.jpg

Jesus.

Ridge
12-15-2013, 10:38
This horse threw a shoe

http://i.imgur.com/3zPghyk.jpg

Skully
12-15-2013, 12:36
This horse threw a shoe

http://i.imgur.com/3zPghyk.jpg


Got curbed?

I have seen damage like that wheeling, guys who buy nice looking alloy rims, why I went to steel.

Skully
12-15-2013, 12:37
Future Darwin award winner;

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SuperiorDG
12-16-2013, 15:03
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1522261_1439680492914064_1662821600_n.jpg

Ridge
12-16-2013, 15:17
That's not funny at all

Ridge
12-16-2013, 15:44
http://i.imgur.com/TnsFL5S.gif

Ronin13
12-16-2013, 16:56
http://i.imgur.com/TnsFL5S.gif
[ROFL1] That's hilarious!

electronman1729
12-16-2013, 23:33
38227

Ridge
12-16-2013, 23:50
http://i.imgur.com/mBMAc84.gif

Bailey Guns
12-17-2013, 10:22
Not a Spider Man guy...can't quite say I get that one.

And why would it say "15" on the Obama receiver? Don't get that one, either.

I must be getting older.

Ridge
12-17-2013, 10:31
Spiderman became a super hero after a thug killed his Uncle Benjamin, he lives with his Aunt May.

Bailey Guns
12-17-2013, 10:48
OK...it's pretty funny now. Thanks for the learnin'.

Bailey Guns
12-17-2013, 10:49
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/SantaLights13_zpse2599b25.jpg

Ridge
12-17-2013, 11:19
http://i.imgur.com/PVjIpkn.jpg

rondog
12-17-2013, 12:14
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/SantaLights13_zpse2599b25.jpg

WINNER!

Danimal
12-17-2013, 16:13
http://i.imgur.com/MO0JIfK.jpg

RblDiver
12-18-2013, 15:03
38297

For reference, #Pajamaboy:
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Zundfolge
12-18-2013, 15:27
#Pajamaboy part deux

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gfW04XYjVP8/UrIOlkhuSMI/AAAAAAAAUoM/UMJ-Y88CLN0/s1600/1cuppa.jpg

Zundfolge
12-18-2013, 16:21
#Pajamaboy part three; #manthefuckup

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YzvA02-SRuM/UrIHrrpmVxI/AAAAAAAAQbU/Y3dzXWlmapE/s1600/butch+up,+sally.jpg

SuperiorDG
12-18-2013, 18:57
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558679_10201332608940557_2056001064_n.jpg

SuperiorDG
12-18-2013, 19:03
http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fb9.jpg

http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fb11.jpg

http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fb8.jpg

http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fb16.jpg

Skully
12-18-2013, 20:40
38307

SuperiorDG
12-19-2013, 08:01
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1501693_10152114088216967_1691566780_n.jpg

Ronin13
12-19-2013, 14:34
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1501693_10152114088216967_1691566780_n.jpg
Hell yes!

davsel
12-19-2013, 15:05
The South African version:

http://www.pharside.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/22032008235-450x337.jpg

sellersm
12-19-2013, 15:21
38325

lowbeyond
12-19-2013, 16:01
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w32/ttm4/pajama_boy_4_zps74da0572.jpg

blacklabel
12-19-2013, 16:20
http://matthershberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/turf.jpg

http://wearthecheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Ron-Swanson-Classics-Turf-and-Turf-via-Vulture.jpg

http://pins.justinlang.info/files/2012/05/Turf_and_turf.jpg

Ronin13
12-19-2013, 17:54
If I haven't said it lately, Ron Swanson is my hero!
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TEAMRICO
12-19-2013, 21:21
I have just recently discovered Ron Swanson....that man is my Fu-kin' Hero!!!!

blacklabel
12-19-2013, 21:48
I have just recently discovered Ron Swanson....that man is my Fu-kin' Hero!!!!

Thank me later.

I'm Nick Offerman. I play Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. AMA. (http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z5asn/im_nick_offerman_i_play_ron_swanson_on_parks_and/)

Ridge
12-20-2013, 08:04
http://i.imgur.com/4frLSE0.gif

electronman1729
12-20-2013, 23:14
Merry Christmas
38381

brutal
12-20-2013, 23:28
You'll shoot your eye out!

Walker2970
12-21-2013, 18:45
38383

Walker2970
12-21-2013, 18:46
38385

Bailey Guns
12-21-2013, 19:50
38387

blackford76
12-22-2013, 03:52
That is just plain mean Carl.

Bailey Guns
12-22-2013, 07:01
Nah, just funny. You've seen plenty of Fords parked at my place. Where've you been?

tmleadr03
12-22-2013, 08:43
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1533892_1797083397013570_1091676429_n.jpg

Ridge
12-22-2013, 10:49
http://i.imgur.com/1l2boya.jpg

blacklabel
12-22-2013, 12:03
The Christmas tree pics took me far too long to figure out.

Monky
12-22-2013, 12:08
The Christmas tree pics took me far too long to figure out.

The geek is not strong with this one


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

Ridge
12-22-2013, 12:11
The Christmas tree pics took me far too long to figure out.

Now you're thinking with portals ;)

crays
12-23-2013, 11:21
WTF??
38441

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Zundfolge
12-23-2013, 11:28
WTF??
38441
In other words, Gaia the Earth Goddess Mother was raped for her oil to make this garment.

Zundfolge
12-23-2013, 11:31
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NvGZd_700b.jpg

tmleadr03
12-23-2013, 12:17
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7950189568/h7E77AABA/

wctriumph
12-23-2013, 17:11
In other words, Gaia the Earth Goddess Mother was raped for her oil to make this garment.

That or a shit load of Naugas lost their lives.

Circuits
12-24-2013, 11:22
That or a shit load of Naugas lost their lives.
I hereby observe a solemn moment of silence for all the naugas that gave their hydes to make those vegan leather things....

merl
12-24-2013, 11:42
I hereby observe a solemn moment of silence for all the naugas that gave their hydes to make those vegan leather things....

Nagas do not deserve anything except death.

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100424160917/wowwiki/images/e/ee/Naga_Explorer.jpg

Zombie Steve
12-24-2013, 14:11
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/996099_599097766812320_1442437502_n.jpg

jerrymrc
12-24-2013, 17:18
That or a shit load of Naugas lost their lives.

My thought as well.[LOL]

UncleDave
12-24-2013, 23:22
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/996099_599097766812320_1442437502_n.jpg


Or maybe it was the best idea......ever!

HoneyBadger
12-25-2013, 12:20
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/996099_599097766812320_1442437502_n.jpg
...or was it? :D

D'oh! I didn't see the above identical comment when I replied.

UncleDave
12-27-2013, 09:09
Honey Badger don't care if he is late to the party! [Coffee]

TFOGGER
12-27-2013, 14:34
http://i.imgur.com/RZqPrzz.png

TFOGGER
12-27-2013, 14:35
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1531940/thumbs/o-SNOWMAN-CALVIN-HOBBES-570.jpg

Ridge
12-27-2013, 16:46
http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/cCaMtI.png

SuperiorDG
12-27-2013, 17:19
And this is funny?

blacklabel
12-27-2013, 18:12
Look at the "weapon" that was used in the article. I'm surprised they didn't describe it as a Glock.

Ridge
12-27-2013, 18:59
And this is funny?

The accompanying photo is what I was referencing.

68Charger
12-27-2013, 20:08
The accompanying photo is what I was referencing. yeah, there's no way anybody was killed with that toy... (look at the muzzle, it's orange) They can't even be bothered to download a stock photo off the web? (maybe they did, but don't know a toy when they see it?)

wctriumph
12-27-2013, 20:19
That's a pretty cool toy shotgun, where can I get mine!?

mackbamf
12-27-2013, 22:05
And for any of you parents out there who are having trouble getting your small children to behave, you can always give this one a shot for next Christmas. I'm sure it will only take years of bed wetting and therapy for them to get over it...

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Zombie Steve
12-27-2013, 22:14
And for any of you parents out there who are having trouble getting your small children to behave, you can always give this one a shot for next Christmas. I'm sure it will only take years of bed wetting and therapy for them to get over it...

3855138553


No way our aloe toilet paper generation would be able to handle it. We must shield them from consequences at all costs!

Dave
12-28-2013, 08:39
http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/cCaMtI.png

It's one of those orange capped, full auto, hi capacity, short barreled Glock AR-47 shotguns!! [panic]

Bailey Guns
12-28-2013, 10:02
^^ At least it appears to have a Colorado Compliant magazine.

TEAMRICO
12-28-2013, 11:02
Did someone remove the BARREL SHROUD? Maybe it was not flipped up.....
That orange tip adds to the Fear Factor!

Dave
12-28-2013, 12:54
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Circuits
12-29-2013, 12:17
It's *a* root - but that one's so square!

TheBelly
12-29-2013, 12:28
It could be 8.73289~ish.

electronman1729
12-29-2013, 13:16
38627

joeyshoe
12-29-2013, 14:22
he killed 3 people? his former in laws (2), his wife (1), and his boss (1). Am I missing something?

blacklabel
12-29-2013, 14:33
Yeah, you are. Read the replies.

TEAMRICO
12-29-2013, 15:58
38627
Should be 15 volt to make it CO legal..........

def90
12-29-2013, 16:29
he killed 3 people? his former in laws (2), his wife (1), and his boss (1). Am I missing something?

The picture in the news article is of a toy gun, orange barrel cap and all, which is implied to be the murder weapon.

flogger
12-29-2013, 18:43
Military soldiers wearing listening devices. 1930's

http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Goggles-I.jpg

DOC
12-29-2013, 19:48
he killed 3 people? his former in laws (2), his wife (1), and his boss (1). Am I missing something?
Yeah that makes 4 people.

joeyshoe
12-29-2013, 23:05
The picture in the news article is of a toy gun, orange barrel cap and all, which is implied to be the murder weapon.

yes, the gun is obviously a toy. I am wondering about the three people he is supposed to have killed since they state 3 but 2+1+1 = 4

Ridge
12-30-2013, 15:11
http://i.imgur.com/nQ4MzZw.gif

merl
12-30-2013, 15:59
I can see why that cat has no tail.

HoneyBadger
12-30-2013, 20:04
http://i.imgur.com/nQ4MzZw.gif

+1 for a seamless gif.

-1 for a cat with no tail.

DOC
12-30-2013, 20:14
yes, the gun is obviously a toy. I am wondering about the three people he is supposed to have killed since they state 3 but 2+1+1 = 4
DOUBLETHINK 2+2=5 or whatever they tell you it means and you believe it. Guns are bad and just waiting to kill people. Obamacare is good and just waiting to save people...

Ridge
01-01-2014, 21:09
Things took a turn for the worse in Equestria recently...

http://i.imgur.com/BUv3g3sh.png

Irving
01-02-2014, 01:21
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bad-pun-puma-meme.jpg

Ridge
01-03-2014, 22:33
A hotel in Minnesota tonight:

http://i.imgur.com/rgfdnRD.jpg

electronman1729
01-03-2014, 22:39
38903

Drucker
01-03-2014, 22:47
If ever a door said "don't go out"

blacklabel
01-03-2014, 23:15
"What's the weather like?"

"I don't know, let me go look at the inside of the door."

PSS
01-04-2014, 08:25
You can tell the electrician didn't seal the conduit penetrations on the exit lights.

blacklabel
01-04-2014, 08:35
http://i.imgur.com/d7TAdn0.jpg

Ridge
01-05-2014, 10:17
http://i.minus.com/ibyQr1KzNvOMRU.gif

muddywings
01-05-2014, 12:23
because today I'm working helping people file travel vouchers:
http://i.imgur.com/rpiaxRa.jpg
there are those that will get this and if you do, I pitty you too!

asmo
01-05-2014, 13:23
because today I'm working helping people file travel vouchers:
there are those that will get this and if you do, I pitty you too!

You need to get an admin to do all that nonsense for you. ;)

If you think that's fun, you should try to get a reimbursement from DTS/DFAS when you don't have a .mil account/certificate but are traveling on .mil orders. Wheee...

HoneyBadger
01-05-2014, 15:59
because today I'm working helping people file travel vouchers:

there are those that will get this and if you do, I pitty you too!
Yeah, that seems about right!

wyome
01-05-2014, 16:14
i retired two years ago and still hate DTS!

muddywings
01-05-2014, 16:26
You need to get an admin to do all that nonsense for you. ;)


I am the admin and the RA, and command control authority, sharepoint manager, APACs specialist, official passport/visa specialist, historian, Corporate Travel card holder x 2, Government Purchase Card holder, DTS ODTA/Reviewer and all around .gov/.mil travel expert bitch boy.

Rooskibar03
01-05-2014, 20:10
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

They coming in your windows.



http://i.imgur.com/d7TAdn0.jpg

Irving
01-05-2014, 20:13
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

They coming in your windows.

I actually said that to my wife today when I showed her this picture.

Bailey Guns
01-06-2014, 13:21
38991

wctriumph
01-06-2014, 16:43
Female Marines

wctriumph
01-06-2014, 16:47
Be a Man

wctriumph
01-06-2014, 16:59
OK, who's first?

islandermyk
01-06-2014, 17:08
OK, who's first?
Sh*t... my wrist hurts just looking at that...

brutal
01-06-2014, 17:46
OK, who's first?

Shouldn't that be in the WTF were they thinking thread?

SuperiorDG
01-06-2014, 18:01
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1502476_10152373683214881_1551427373_n.jpg

Sharpienads
01-06-2014, 19:30
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1555581_564005193694527_1476904579_n.jpg

Ridge
01-06-2014, 19:36
http://i.imgur.com/mMDA26c.jpg

Zach O
01-06-2014, 19:49
I laughed so damn hard! I need this!!


https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1555581_564005193694527_1476904579_n.jpg

rondog
01-06-2014, 19:52
Saw this in a yard while walking my dogs. Cellphone photo, I suck at attaching them.

39023

Ridge
01-06-2014, 21:12
http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/VuRUfso.gif&v=gb2zIR2rvRQ&s=25

fly boy
01-06-2014, 21:18
OK, who's first?


:thumbs: THIS GUY!!!!!!! one handed 12 guage with 3" magnum was nut-en, that looks like fun.

davsel
01-07-2014, 13:15
http://i.imgur.com/ScvCZdi.gif

Ridge
01-07-2014, 17:05
http://i.imgur.com/v1wzs.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Z1e53lG.gif

blacklabel
01-07-2014, 17:20
I laughed.

electronman1729
01-07-2014, 21:49
39063

jslo
01-08-2014, 07:33
39065

Zundfolge
01-08-2014, 11:27
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-queAheGUNJA/Us1tVldyLgI/AAAAAAACfyk/d8H5mJ_Rz68/s1600/2016.jpg

Dave
01-08-2014, 11:44
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-queAheGUNJA/Us1tVldyLgI/AAAAAAACfyk/d8H5mJ_Rz68/s1600/2016.jpg
[hahhah-no]

RblDiver
01-08-2014, 11:45
39065

My coworker has that sign up in his cube (less the bottom line, though I'll let him know and I think he'll get a chuckle out of it).

Ronin13
01-08-2014, 17:51
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-queAheGUNJA/Us1tVldyLgI/AAAAAAACfyk/d8H5mJ_Rz68/s1600/2016.jpg
I don't really see that as funny... actually, in the words of Connor McManus: "I'm strangely comfortable with it."

flogger
01-08-2014, 17:53
Not real funny but he thinks so. UFC knee-to-the-face broken nose.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ryan-mcgillivray-broken-nose.jpg

Ridge
01-08-2014, 21:07
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-queAheGUNJA/Us1tVldyLgI/AAAAAAACfyk/d8H5mJ_Rz68/s1600/2016.jpg

I'd sooner commit ritualistic suicide than vote for either of those idiots.

brutal
01-08-2014, 21:55
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/09/y6avapa2.jpg



Sent from my free or I wouldn't use iPad mini using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

brutal
01-08-2014, 21:55
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/09/uvevavaq.jpg


Sent from my free or I wouldn't use iPad mini using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

HoneyBadger
01-08-2014, 22:22
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/09/uvevavaq.jpg


Sent from my free or I wouldn't use iPad mini using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)
As someone in the air force... that seems about right.

Zombie Steve
01-09-2014, 00:18
http://i.imgur.com/ScvCZdi.gif


Yep... I had to watch that about 500 times. I particularly like when the chick on the right bumps her noodle, loses her sunglasses then gets sprayed in the face like she met Peter North.

Irving
01-09-2014, 00:28
Friend's oil filter from Maryland this week. Also, the boat gif to the Harlem Shake song is pretty funny.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s278/armed_ferret/20140108_122316_zpse17717c5.jpg

Zombie Steve
01-09-2014, 01:10
He get about 50 horsepower back when you replaced that?

Bailey Guns
01-09-2014, 08:42
As someone in the air force... that seems about right.

As a former Red Hat, that seems about right.

Sharpienads
01-09-2014, 11:07
As someone in the air force... that seems about right.


As a former Red Hat, that seems about right.

Concur.

asmo
01-09-2014, 11:43
Gymbos in action:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1512127_10151874136730920_1000857334_o.jpg

Dave
01-09-2014, 12:52
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/09/y6avapa2.jpg



Sent from my free or I wouldn't use iPad mini using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)
Saw that one on George Takei's FB page a couple of days ago. Laughed more at the comments from his fans than the pic as some thought he was betraying them by supporting a negative stereotype of Dems.

J
01-10-2014, 09:55
The new and improved shooting correction wheel:

https://www.ar-15.co/j/real_shooting_wheel.jpg

Zombie Steve
01-10-2014, 10:03
I like that, except on the outside of the circle, you need to add "Shooting mini 14".

rondog
01-10-2014, 14:23
Gymbos in action:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1512127_10151874136730920_1000857334_o.jpg

Heels? In a gym? Gotta be trolling for men.....

Ronin13
01-10-2014, 14:39
Heels? In a gym? Gotta be trolling for men.....
Don't lie... you'd hit it... [Coffee]
Meanwhile... in 'Murica:
39179

mcjhr
01-10-2014, 16:50
Heels? In a gym? Gotta be trolling for men.....

Very true, but I wouldn't complain! :)

jslo
01-10-2014, 18:00
39185

def90
01-10-2014, 19:35
Gymbos in action:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1512127_10151874136730920_1000857334_o.jpg

Now that's worth going to the gym to see.. how else is she going to perfect those stripper legs other than exercising them in their natural position?

sent from a soup can and some string..

Monky
01-10-2014, 19:37
Actually the heels are used by women to develop their asses. I've never complained. I don't agree with the heels for the injury factor but they work for how they're intended. It's how they get those bubble butts when they're fit and trim... Laugh all you want but your SO doesn't look like that.

Lots of lifters will put weights under their heels... women just use what they know... high heels.

blacklabel
01-10-2014, 19:43
Lots of lifters will put weights under their heels... women just use what they know... high heels.

My first thought was the chick version of Oly lifting shoes.

Zundfolge
01-10-2014, 21:34
This pic is just so full of fabulous-ness and WTF-itude all at the same time :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KFNvFV8-3I4/UtCrcyqQFUI/AAAAAAAAUwc/nRDv7xaWs0g/s1600/1fab.jpg

Skully
01-10-2014, 22:07
This pic is just so full of fabulous-ness and WTF-itude all at the same time :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KFNvFV8-3I4/UtCrcyqQFUI/AAAAAAAAUwc/nRDv7xaWs0g/s1600/1fab.jpg


My eyes and head hurt just trying to look at it and figure out what it is........................ Definitely a WTF.

AirbornePathogen
01-11-2014, 15:21
This pic is just so full of fabulous-ness and WTF-itude all at the same time :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KFNvFV8-3I4/UtCrcyqQFUI/AAAAAAAAUwc/nRDv7xaWs0g/s1600/1fab.jpg

Obama in that fantasy world he lives in?

mcjhr
01-11-2014, 16:09
Good thing we got obamacare. My eyes are burnt!

JustAGuy
01-11-2014, 20:32
I think that's straight from the inside of Dennis Rodman's head.

Ridge
01-12-2014, 23:23
http://i.imgur.com/h7k5cKM.jpg

brutal
01-13-2014, 01:29
39287

BuffCyclist
01-13-2014, 01:35
^ would be funnier if they got it to be a .tex extension lol

wctriumph
01-13-2014, 02:31
http://i.imgur.com/h7k5cKM.jpg

The SS must have been out making sure the hookers were lined up for that night.


TEA

III

brutal
01-13-2014, 13:03
The SS must have been out making sure the hookers were lined up for that night.


TEA

III

Next time - stencil and rattle can.

(I find it hard to believe anyone could get close enough to do that, unoccupied by POTUS or not.)

bellavite1
01-13-2014, 13:16
http://i.imgur.com/h7k5cKM.jpg
Our educated journalists again...MOLON LABE id Greek, not Latin [facepalm]

Irving
01-13-2014, 13:22
They got confused with the origin of the prostitutes.

rondog
01-13-2014, 14:24
http://i.imgur.com/h7k5cKM.jpg

Damn, somebody had some stones! I'm sure that's not a car you can just saunter up to and gawk at.

Zundfolge
01-13-2014, 14:27
http://i.imgur.com/h7k5cKM.jpg


Photoshop ... but still funny.

davsel
01-13-2014, 14:52
Photoshop ... but still funny.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/07/02/t1larg.presseal.gi.jpg

tmleadr03
01-13-2014, 16:05
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7990913792/h5C3CA422/

TEAMRICO
01-13-2014, 17:57
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/07/02/t1larg.presseal.gi.jpg
Photoshopped......but still funny!

Zombie Steve
01-13-2014, 20:19
Apparently fellers what wear fancypants don't cotton to the rules.

davsel
01-13-2014, 20:25
Apparently fellers what wear fancypants don't cotton to the rules.
Those that wear ladies jeans should probably remain sitting down to pee.

brutal
01-13-2014, 21:12
Apparently fellers what wear fancypants don't cotton to the rules.


Those that wear ladies jeans should probably remain sitting down to pee.

Pull up yer damn pants!

HoneyBadger
01-13-2014, 21:13
39287
How far below the bottom of the chart does .exe fall?

brutal
01-13-2014, 21:16
How far below the bottom of the chart does .exe fall?

At the very bottom of the rest (though listed here first)

.EXE – An executable program file. Most of the applications running on Windows are .exe files.

.PIF – A program information file for MS-DOS programs. While .PIF files aren’t supposed to contain executable code, Windows will treat .PIFs the same as .EXE files if they contain executable code.

.APPLICATION – An application installer deployed with Microsoft’s ClickOnce technology.

.GADGET – A gadget file for the Windows desktop gadget technology introduced in Windows Vista.

.MSI – A Microsoft installer file. These install other applications on your computer, although applications can also be installed by .exe files.

.MSP – A Windows installer patch file. Used to patch applications deployed with .MSI files.

.COM – The original type of program used by MS-DOS.

.SCR – A Windows screen saver. Windows screen savers can contain executable code.

.HTA – An HTML application. Unlike HTML applications run in browsers, .HTA files are run as trusted applications without sandboxing.

.CPL – A Control Panel file. All of the utilities found in the Windows Control Panel are .CPL files.

.MSC – A Microsoft Management Console file. Applications such as the group policy editor and disk management tool are .MSC files.

.JAR – .JAR files contain executable Java code. If you have the Java runtime installed, .JAR files will be run as programs.

Scripts

.BAT – A batch file. Contains a list of commands that will be run on your computer if you open it. Originally used by MS-DOS.

.CMD – A batch file. Similar to .BAT, but this file extension was introduced in Windows NT.

.VB, .VBS – A VBScript file. Will execute its included VBScript code if you run it.

.VBE – An encrypted VBScript file. Similar to a VBScript file, but it’s not easy to tell what the file will actually do if you run it.

.JS – A JavaScript file. .JS files are normally used by webpages and are safe if run in Web browsers. However, Windows will run .JS files outside the browser with no sandboxing.

.JSE – An encrypted JavaScript file.

.WS, .WSF – A Windows Script file.

.WSC, .WSH – Windows Script Component and Windows Script Host control files. Used along with with Windows Script files.

.PS1, .PS1XML, .PS2, .PS2XML, .PSC1, .PSC2 – A Windows PowerShell script. Runs PowerShell commands in the order specified in the file.

.MSH, .MSH1, .MSH2, .MSHXML, .MSH1XML, .MSH2XML – A Monad script file. Monad was later renamed PowerShell.

Shortcuts

.SCF – A Windows Explorer command file. Could pass potentially dangerous commands to Windows Explorer.

.LNK – A link to a program on your computer. A link file could potentially contain command-line attributes that do dangerous things, such as deleting files without asking.

.INF – A text file used by AutoRun. If run, this file could potentially launch dangerous applications it came with or pass dangerous options to programs included with Windows.
Other

.REG – A Windows registry file. .REG files contain a list of registry entries that will be added or removed if you run them. A malicious .REG file could remove important information from your registry, replace it with junk data, or add malicious data.

Office Macros

.DOC, .XLS, .PPT – Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint documents. These can contain malicious macro code.

.DOCM, .DOTM, .XLSM, .XLTM, .XLAM, .PPTM, .POTM, .PPAM, .PPSM, .SLDM – New file extensions introduced in Office 2007. The M at the end of the file extension indicates that the document contains Macros. For example, a .DOCX file contains no macros, while a .DOCM file can contain macros.

This isn’t an exhaustive list. There are other types of file extensions – like .PDF – that have had a string of security problems. However, for most of the file types above, there’s just no securing them. They exist to run arbitrary code or commands on your computer.

blacklabel
01-13-2014, 21:24
Proper urinal etiquette - where does peeing in the sink fall on that?

tmleadr03
01-13-2014, 21:26
Proper urinal etiquette - where does peeing in the sink fall on that?

Had a room mate at the USNA that did that. Fucking pig Submariner.


To say I fucked with him would be an understatement.

HoneyBadger
01-13-2014, 21:36
Had a room mate at the USNA that did that. Fucking pig Submariner.


To say I fucked with him would be an understatement.
You went to USNA? Ahoy!

Ridge
01-13-2014, 22:09
Had a room mate at the USNA that did that. Fucking pig Submariner.


To say I fucked with him would be an understatement.

I missed a critical word the first time I read that.

TEAMRICO
01-13-2014, 22:21
I missed a critical word the first time I read that.
Saw USNA and must have missed that critical word as well......really!!!! Had to reread to make sure.

3beansalad
01-14-2014, 12:22
39351

Zombie Steve
01-14-2014, 14:36
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1524674_649329778457990_471472179_n.jpg

Bitter Clinger
01-15-2014, 10:01
39351

HOLEE SHIT! Where do I buy this! I need one NOW!!!

Monky
01-15-2014, 10:25
HOLEE SHIT! Where do I buy this! I need one NOW!!!

Better let Ginsue know too..

muddywings
01-15-2014, 14:58
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/07/02/t1larg.presseal.gi.jpg


awe man...ya ruined it for me :(

davsel
01-17-2014, 11:17
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1045120_10151839240576701_1976414776_n.jpg

davsel
01-17-2014, 11:32
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1013721_779185352095086_703926500_n.jpg

Zundfolge
01-17-2014, 11:55
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aPvP8Qn_460sa.gif

TEAMRICO
01-17-2014, 18:05
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1013721_779185352095086_703926500_n.jpg
Where the salt shaker with extra huge holes in it?

OneGuy67
01-17-2014, 18:09
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1045120_10151839240576701_1976414776_n.jpg

Kind of looks like he is trying to remove a sticker from his poster...

Ridge
01-17-2014, 20:52
Kind of looks like he is trying to remove a sticker from his poster...

Because that's what happened. Someone stuck that on the ATF booth at SHOT.

http://i.imgur.com/prk9O8Uh.jpg