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    How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?

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    How do cooped hens stay fit ?

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    Did you hear about the dog that was cut in half?

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    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Who is the most popular gal at the nudist colony?

    The gal who asks if anyone minds if she takes the last donut.
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    Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
    Ah, but the most popular girl turned (those) Cheerios into Nuts & Honey!

    Ba dum tss
    Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-03-2018 at 10:59.
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    You know why they call it a Wonder Bra?

    You wonder where they went.
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    Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.
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