How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts by saying, "A man once told me..."
How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts by saying, "A man once told me..."
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
How do cooped hens stay fit ?
They eggs-ercise.
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Did you hear about the dog that was cut in half?
He was all right.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular gal at the nudist colony?
The gal who asks if anyone minds if she takes the last donut.
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Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Other parts go south & vapor lock.
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You know why they call it a Wonder Bra?
You wonder where they went.
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Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.
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