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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
    Ah, but the most popular girl turned (those) Cheerios into Nuts & Honey!

    Ba dum tss
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    Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.
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    Is there a difference between a battery & a woman?

    Yep, the positive.
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    What should you do if your partner starts smoking?

    Use lubricant.
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    Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

    He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.

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    & a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    & a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

    Eileen
    And if she's Asian?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 68Charger View Post
    And if she's Asian?


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    And where do they both work?

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