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Mazin
08-06-2013, 14:07
I thought you liked women ?

Whenever your not around big feller ;)


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Monky
08-06-2013, 14:12
I'm such an asshole.

Every time I have to go to cherry creek mall I stop by Cinnabon. Grab a half dozen and watch the cattle stampede to the break room to take one.

I sit back and laugh as they die slowly.




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DonnyCommo
08-06-2013, 14:41
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2#currency=USD


In other news.... I found tanks for sale.

3beansalad
08-06-2013, 14:59
Group buy!


http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2#currency=USD


In other news.... I found tanks for sale.

crays
08-06-2013, 15:21
Deadwood whores.

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BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 15:30
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2#currency=USD


In other news.... I found tanks for sale.

Is this the youngest post whore alive?! [Shock]

fly boy
08-06-2013, 15:34
Is this the youngest post whore alive?! [Shock]


I started my first post in the whore thread :D

wax_job
08-06-2013, 15:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=O0IattSUWvg

Up your butt Shakeys Pizza!

wax_job
08-06-2013, 15:40
Woa.... did i get a new title? or is that just a automatic one?

waxthis
08-06-2013, 15:44
Woa.... did i get a new title? or is that just a automatic one?


LOL................Now fix those teeth.

fly boy
08-06-2013, 15:45
it's a Rum n Coke kind of night!

roberth
08-06-2013, 15:46
i think that is new

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 15:46
I started my first post in the whore thread :D

Ah, well isn't that niiice! [LOL]

roberth
08-06-2013, 15:46
too bad i'm too tall for russian armor

wax_job
08-06-2013, 15:48
LOL................Now fix those teeth.

32233

wax_job
08-06-2013, 15:49
too bad i'm too tall for russian armor

In soviet Russa, you protect Armor.

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 15:50
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7709750272/h9FDCA9CE/

roberth
08-06-2013, 15:54
In soviet Russa, you protect Armor.

LOL

fly boy
08-06-2013, 15:54
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7709750272/h9FDCA9CE/

Wrong thread, NEWBIE!!!

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 15:58
Exactly, that's the point. Did you read the meme?! [LOL]

fly boy
08-06-2013, 16:03
Exactly, that's the point. Did you read the meme?! [LOL]

touche

roberth
08-06-2013, 16:05
did you just write a french word in the whore's nest?

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 16:06
did you just write a french word in the whore's nest?

You got a problem with lingerie too?! [Shock]

roberth
08-06-2013, 16:07
dammit!!!! :):)

it is lacy undies, not long-sheray

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 16:09
dammit!!!! :):)

it is lacy undies, not long-sheray

[Tooth]

wax_job
08-06-2013, 16:10
touche

No Touchy.

Mazin
08-06-2013, 16:12
Deadwood whores.

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Man now that looks relaxing!


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roberth
08-06-2013, 16:28
raining here...rather it was raining here...strange...should be about 90+ out there...rain is nice and good though

brutal
08-06-2013, 16:47
My gawd the weather in Dallas sucks in August.

No expectations otherwise, just sayin'.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 16:51
Suspected Giardia. Antibiotics hopefully better in a week. If not he will be back for blood tests.

roberth
08-06-2013, 16:52
oh that poor pup - hope everything works out ok

hurley842002
08-06-2013, 17:32
I thought the ammo situation was getting better, $700 for a thousand rounds of .223 that you have to build YOURSELF!?!?

roberth
08-06-2013, 17:34
I thought the ammo situation was getting better, $700 for a thousand rounds of .223 that you have to build YOURSELF!?!?

we'll see what happens

brutal
08-06-2013, 17:46
Ten-X had 5.56 at the Tanner for $425/1000

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 17:53
Deadwood whores.

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You need your screen name changed to Gays? Wearing nail polish, something you forgot to tell us, or is it a new fashion statement for the "Biker" crowd.

waxthis
08-06-2013, 17:59
Whore.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 18:01
I thought the ammo situation was getting better, $700 for a thousand rounds of .223 that you have to build YOURSELF!?!?

Hah

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 18:09
I thought the ammo situation was getting better, $700 for a thousand rounds of .223 that you have to build YOURSELF!?!?

Took me a minute to figure this one out. I know it's not the meds when other people see the same thing[Bang]

BALLSY isn't even the word to describe it. I'd throw the same shit out advertised elsewhere for 1/2 that just to cut his / her throat. Thought it was another member under a different screen name. Then i realized there was no I'M FIRM ON THIS PRICE, included in the ad.

Any bets how long before it gets edited with a NEW LOWER Price?

DonnyCommo
08-06-2013, 18:16
Is this the youngest post whore alive?! [Shock]



yeahhhhh I am

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:22
howdy whores...

welcome, new bitch.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:23
alright, i'll rephrase that,,,,,,,

hello donny.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:24
hc, i'm glad they figured out what's up with your pup.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:29
i had to make an unexpected journey this afternoon, but it also included a visit with dad......he looks so much better now, but still has a lot of rehab to do. he lost a lot of muscle mass during that two week period in the forced coma. his spirits are good, he sounds good....it was great to see him.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:30
hopefully we can get him back home within two weeks or so...that would be fantastic.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:41
i did a test run today......managed to put pants on and tied up one of my work boots, but i'd better get up earlier than usual because i ain't setting any land speed records taking a shower or getting dressed. i'm probably going back too early, but i can always come home if it ain't working out so swell.

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:42
howdy whores...

welcome, new bitch.

[ROFL1]

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:44
So, while drooling over the bud's police trade in M&P's, I've been looking into the compact version and the shield. I am very intrigued by them both. Brand new, a shield is $388 and the compact is $450. I have wanted a Glock 27 for years, but the M&P40c is catching my eye even more.

Perhaps its time to sell my LCP and upgrade... After all, I'm close to buying some .380acp reloading components and I don't want to add another caliber, I already have 5 I reload for!

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 18:44
Evening ho-ho's

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OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:44
OBC wants to start reloading? Oh man. End of the world.

not yet, but you can see it from here...:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:45
bc and lobo..

good evening gentlemen.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:47
don't get rid of your lcp, man. it has it's purpose in life.

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:55
True, but I hardly ever shoot it, ammo is scarce/expensive and its a tiny bit small for my hands. I had to get a Hogue Handall to thicken up the grip, which it does a nice job, but its still not the most comfortable in my hands.

Perhaps I can persuade my Fiancee towards a Shield as her CCW. I have a friend who has the m&p9c and a Shield 40, might have to see if he's up for hitting the range this next week so I can fondle them more and really decide...

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:56
Anywho, been wasting time researching pistols for a while now, just realized i'm hungry...time for a beer!

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:58
the lcp is really pretty slick for carry....she might settle in with that...and you can fondle her instead.

;)

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:58
Congrats on getting pants and boots on OBC, big accomplishment right there!


































[ROFL1]


Hahaha, I'm sorry, I thought I could say that with a straight face!

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 18:59
the lcp is really pretty slick for carry....she might settle in with that...and you can fondle her instead.

;)

Nah, she can't rack the slide. She's tried many times and its just too small with not enough (or sharp/deep enough) slide serrations and the recoil spring is just too strong.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 18:59
cold beer is a delicious thing indeed.

Mazin
08-06-2013, 19:00
Lcp cramped my hands for a week. But it's a decent gut gun.


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BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 19:00
And its even better on an empty stomach, gotta get your moneys worth out of all the alcohol! [LOL]

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:01
Congrats on getting pants and boots on OBC, big accomplishment right there!

yeah, i know....it's easy to laugh at that shit. i think it's pretty funny myself.

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 19:01
Anywho, been wasting time researching pistols for a while now, just realized i'm hungry...time for a beer!

Yea man, pork chop in every can.

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bogie
08-06-2013, 19:01
in before dinner

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 19:01
Lcp cramped my hands for a week. But it's a decent gut gun.


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Yea, it took me a while to get used to the grip, still not really comfortable with it. I could also hide it anywhere and thats a plus.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:02
i will sup on fishes, beeves, and loaves

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:02
howdy mazin...and thank you very much for your offer. i appreciate it muchly.

BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 19:02
Congrats on getting pants and boots on OBC, big accomplishment right there!

yeah, i know....it's easy to laugh at that shit. i think it's pretty funny myself.

I keed, I keed! Its all in jest, because I'll be in the same situation in 9 days. Well, not the same situation as I won't be able to walk for about a week, but same goes with showering, pants, shoes, etc.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:03
hola, bogie.

it's nice to see you guys tonight.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:05
been seeing AE 223 as low as $440/1K

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:06
hola, bogie.

it's nice to see you guys tonight.

Hey OBC. Terri garr still on your mind?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:09
Hey OBC. Terri garr still on your mind?

the young one is...hell, there are lots o ladies running around in my head.

kinda like the voices.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:11
i hope your procedure goes without too much hassle, bc.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:12
Yeah good luck on the cutting table BC

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:13
Damn you're gonna hit 3K tonight.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:14
besides..you don't want to take the vows in a wheelchair...if ya have a choice.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:15
Damn you're gonna hit 3K tonight.

i might...i'm alright with that.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:16
besides..you don't want to take the vows in a wheelchair...if ya have a choice.

vows of chastity?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:17
i will sup on fishes, beeves, and loaves

bogie..i'm curious....what is the *beeves* part of this meal?

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:17
You can do it man.. victory is less than 30 minutes from your grasp

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:18
bogie..i'm curious....what is the *beeves* part of this meal?

the plural of beef!

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:19
vows of chastity?

ya know...if he changes his mind....it's not like he can *run* anywhere....he's stuck.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:19
You gotta get your old testament out OBC [Priest]

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:20
the plural of beef!

[facepalm]

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:20
ya know...if he changes his mind....it's not like he can *run* anywhere....he's stuck.

LOL i wonder if she has been planning this whole thing all along????

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:20
sounds like a delicious grub planned.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:21
Maybe he should wait until after the ceremony to get her pistol.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:22
shit, i might not be able to put pants on, but i can still run...lol

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:23
Maybe he should wait until after the ceremony to get her pistol.

me thinks you might be on to something.

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:23
LOL you ever run naked?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:24
they used to call me......"streak master flash"

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:25
Never done it myself, at least that I can remember.. maybe after i had a few too many

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:26
they used to call me......"streak master flash"

A scene out of the movie Old School

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:28
So what's going on out in lochbuie (sp?)

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:28
it actually feels really neat....lol

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:29
The rain has stopped over this way, but it feels great... 70 deg

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:29
long loose and full of juice

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:29
you speeled it right.... i'm gonna pay some bills and start getting shit ready for my triumphant return to work.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:30
long loose and full of juice

[ROFL2]

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:30
long and hairy, and hard to carry

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:33
you speeled it right.... i'm gonna pay some bills and start getting shit ready for my triumphant return to work.

I'm lucky man, my wife takes care of most of the bills

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:38
i wanted to get a haircut before this medical crap.

any of you guys like it high and tight? i find a #2 all around to be sufficient, but my wif says i look like a white supremecist...whatever.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:39
i feel like a hippie... :(

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:41
i wanted to get a haircut before this medical crap.

any of you guys like it high and tight? i find a #2 all around to be sufficient, but my wif says i look like a white supremecist...whatever.

i had enough of that $hit when i was younger... now i let it flow baby

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:44
yeah........i did the long hair thing the whole time i was growing up.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:46
i'd better get my ass in gear on some stuff, brother.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 19:47
later homies...

bbl

bogie
08-06-2013, 19:48
take it easy buddy

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 19:50
i wanted to get a haircut before this medical crap.

any of you guys like it high and tight? i find a #2 all around to be sufficient, but my wif says i look like a white supremecist...whatever.

I prefer them sober.

Mazin
08-06-2013, 19:57
howdy mazin...and thank you very much for your offer. i appreciate it muchly.

Thanks for the reminder! I founded it!!!
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BuffCyclist
08-06-2013, 20:03
I'm lucky man, my wife takes care of most of the bills

My fiancee WANTED me to take care of the bills and I've got just enough OCD to do it efficiently and yet log everything! [LOL]


i wanted to get a haircut before this medical crap.

any of you guys like it high and tight? i find a #2 all around to be sufficient, but my wif says i look like a white supremecist...whatever.

Oh, thanks for the reminder! I need to cut my hair soon too. And yes, I'm the same way, #2 all around and I'm happy. Bought a pair of electric shears 2nd year of college and haven't paid for a haircut in the past 8 years!

roberth
08-06-2013, 20:05
i had to make an unexpected journey this afternoon, but it also included a visit with dad......he looks so much better now, but still has a lot of rehab to do. he lost a lot of muscle mass during that two week period in the forced coma. his spirits are good, he sounds good....it was great to see him.

good to hear

wax_job
08-06-2013, 20:09
i wanted to get a haircut before this medical crap.

any of you guys like it high and tight? i find a #2 all around to be sufficient, but my wif says i look like a white supremecist...whatever.

You can't tell by my avatar, but I do #1 low to a #2 on top

wax_job
08-06-2013, 20:11
I prefer them sober.

Idk Jim, high and tight sounds pretty good...

Monky
08-06-2013, 20:15
In the summer a 1 on the sides and back... Finger length in top...

In the winter I keep it long. #2 on the sides and back... Bout the same on top.

Long hair only belongs in girls. Same for hair product.


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roberth
08-06-2013, 20:30
what is the "hair" you speak of?

roberth
08-06-2013, 20:32
I have nose hair

roberth
08-06-2013, 20:33
i have ear hair

wax_job
08-06-2013, 20:45
Toe hair.

roberth
08-06-2013, 20:51
that too

Mazin
08-06-2013, 20:59
that too

Assfro?


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OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:00
I prefer them sober.

what?...your white supremacists?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:01
Assfro?

that's some funny shit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:03
i've heard those ruby ridge type guys are kind of assholes...but i bet it's worse if they're drunk too.

fly boy
08-06-2013, 21:08
break

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:09
i hope donny comes back to say hello soon.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:10
howdy flyboy..

what's happening?

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:15
Sup whores

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:19
heya stoner..

nice to see ya.

roberth
08-06-2013, 21:24
Assfro?


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now i need a pick.


grooooooosssssssssssssssssssssss

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:25
here's to being a whore in the whore thread.

[Beer]

that *is* the point of the threads existence, i believe.

roberth
08-06-2013, 21:26
to all you hoze

y'all be good now and by that i mean do what you do best

i be sackin' out til the morning comes

late!

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:26
roberth.......what's up, brother?

roberth
08-06-2013, 21:27
oh and win me the mega millions while you're bein' so good

roberth
08-06-2013, 21:27
roberth.......what's up, brother?

just tired man

gots ta get ma beauty rest on

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:29
if that was the case youd never wake up

ba dum tsssssssssssssss

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:29
goodnight, man.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:30
"and on the drums......stoner!!"

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:31
*wild applause from the audience*

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:31
Imagine if you will, having to walk 50 yards one way to search a vehicle at a time as they randomly come in in 112 degree heat

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 21:31
OBC, good to hear your pops is doing better. [Beer] [rockon]

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:32
Thank you thank you Ill be here all night....literally

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:35
OBC, good to hear your pops is doing better. [Beer] [rockon]

thanks, lobo.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:36
Imagine if you will, having to walk 50 yards one way to search a vehicle at a time as they randomly come in in 112 degree heat

is there some kind of emergency cyanide capsule available in case it reaches 113?

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:37
Nope. I suffer on. Hell there were days were it was in the 130s. Im not kidding either. I cant wait for October to get here

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:38
bc would probably laugh at 112....but...he's also a weirdo.

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:39
I can do hot and nasty if its unavoidable (combat) but if its just hot out for no reason I am not a fan

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 21:40
Damn you whores been busy.

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:42
heya hc...are the meds helping your pup yet?

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 21:43
Nope. I suffer on. Hell there were days were it was in the 130s. Im not kidding either. I cant wait for October to get here

At least it's a dry heat

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 21:44
heya hc...are the meds helping your pup yet?

She said best case scenario tomorrow morning. I'm gonna let him out every couple hours.

brutal
08-06-2013, 21:46
Traveling ho

Doing Dallas

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:47
At least it's a dry heat

Actually the embassy sits on the Tigris so it gets humid. And at 115 and above, its just effin hot.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 21:47
Brutal Does Dallas?

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:47
Traveling ho

Doing Dallas

Do you know Debbie and Katy?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:51
She said best case scenario tomorrow morning. I'm gonna let him out every couple hours.

i hope you see improvement soon.

btw...what is your dogs name?

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 21:52
She said best case scenario tomorrow morning. I'm gonna let him out every couple hours.

Which vet do you use?

Giardia will definitely give a nasty tummy ache and diarrhea.

The doc give him Panacur?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:53
i'd like to know debbie........but i would rather be first.....;)

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 21:54
i'd like to know debbie........but i would rather be first.....;)


Kinda late for first. [LOL]

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:54
yeah,.........no shit.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 21:55
i hope you see improvement soon.

btw...what is your dogs name?

the bloodhound is Bo, the lab is cj


Which vet do you use?

Giardia will definitely give a nasty tummy ache and diarrhea.

The doc give him Panacur?

Metronidazole, and probiocin

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:56
was there a katy that did dallas, that i don't know about?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 21:57
cj is the one dealing with the symptoms?

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 21:58
was there a katy that did dallas, that i don't know about?

I know the Debbie does Donuts chick from ft collins

stoner01
08-06-2013, 21:59
I know the Debbie does Donuts chick from ft collins

Que?

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 22:00
we used to use dowdy on east bridge...but he pissed us off some time back..... use the one across from taco bell now.

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 22:04
I know the Debbie does Donuts chick from ft collins'

One my one visit to Debbies, the "lady" working that day had hooters that rivaled the the U.S. road map that the truckers stuck stick pins to mark their POO.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:06
cj is the one dealing with the symptoms?

no bo is.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/IMAG0229.jpg

OtterbatHellcat
08-06-2013, 22:11
alright whores.

this particular time requires me to stop fucking around on the computer...and going to sleep. not really what i want to do, but whatever.

peace......

remember.....you're not a slut....you're a whore.

stoner01
08-06-2013, 22:12
Damn right, I get paid for this

buffalobo
08-06-2013, 22:13
OBC feeling better, pops doing better, hoping bo(great name BTW) feels better better soon. Time for me to check out.

Manana ho's.

Great-Kazoo
08-06-2013, 22:13
Que?

way before you were even close to legal for drinking, or adult business'

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:15
Night obc and buffalo

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:15
Any rain up yonder Jim?

brutal
08-06-2013, 22:19
Do you know Debbie and Katy?


i'd like to know debbie........but i would rather be first.....;)


was there a katy that did dallas, that i don't know about?

LOL

We did this in another thread.

I believe the final consensus was that brutal gets to do Katy Perry and Kate Upton at the same time. Katy Morgan is too used up and has wonky bolt-ons to be up for consideraiton.

brutal
08-06-2013, 22:21
Brutal Does Dallas?

Actaully, it's more like a teabag on Dallas since I'm up in Coppell.

stoner01
08-06-2013, 22:22
Every time I think of Katie Morgan, well I remember her scene in Zack and Miri make a porno

GilpinGuy
08-06-2013, 22:30
Holy shit. I can't wait until the 16 yo girl goes to college.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:30
That was a funny ass movie.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:31
"Her name bubbles"

stoner01
08-06-2013, 22:39
So normally I keep a tally of all the cars I search on a white board. Well I don't have a marker, so Im having to write my count down on a paper towel.

GilpinGuy
08-06-2013, 22:46
They give you a knife so you can write in blood?

GilpinGuy
08-06-2013, 22:47
The least they can do.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 22:49
On the plus side Obama is on Leno. Puke.

stoner01
08-06-2013, 22:59
Is Leno at least making fun of 0?

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2013, 23:05
No.

brutal
08-06-2013, 23:28
I would guess it's more like a good boot licking going on

JM Ver. 2.0
08-06-2013, 23:47
Ooooohhhhhhh shit. Them P Dogs ain't gonna see it coming.

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stoner01
08-06-2013, 23:57
That's hot JM

JM Ver. 2.0
08-06-2013, 23:59
That's hot JM

Thank you, sir.

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10mm-man
08-07-2013, 00:04
Ooooohhhhhhh shit. Them P Dogs ain't gonna see it coming.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/07/3usyqequ.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/07/da3ybyge.jpg

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Nice! Can I borrow it?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 00:20
Nice! Can I borrow it?

I said yes.....

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10mm-man
08-07-2013, 00:48
I said yes.....

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lol.... Thanks bro! But I wouldn't ask you to un mount it, nice to know you would though man. Thanks! Take pic's of the slaying....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 01:15
lol.... Thanks bro! But I wouldn't ask you to un mount it, nice to know you would though man. Thanks! Take pic's of the slaying....

Meh. It's easy and I think I want new rings anyway. Have your guys cut me some.

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stoner01
08-07-2013, 01:32
So here I am, its hump day. and Ive only done about 15-16 cars. Friday is the slow day. Im a little WTF right now

stoner01
08-07-2013, 01:33
I mean, usually Im about halfway to 60 by this time of day. Interdasting, very very interdasting.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 01:34
And yes Im just saying this to whore. Seeig as most of you dudes are asleep

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 01:41
So here I am, its hump day. and Ive only done about 15-16 cars. Friday is the slow day. Im a little WTF right now


What do you do to them?

stoner01
08-07-2013, 01:42
I walk around them with an explosive detector dog.

Mick-Boy
08-07-2013, 01:59
And pray the dog doesn't sit down. [shithitsfan]

stoner01
08-07-2013, 03:19
If you see me running, Try to keep up

waxthis
08-07-2013, 04:50
Word.

waxthis
08-07-2013, 05:57
Up

waxthis
08-07-2013, 05:58
Yo

stoner01
08-07-2013, 05:58
Mornin' Wax.

buffalobo
08-07-2013, 06:15
Get yo ass outta dat bed.

Line from an 80's stand up comedy routine. Anybody recognize it?


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stoner01
08-07-2013, 06:16
No :(

buffalobo
08-07-2013, 06:16
Morning ho bags.

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hghclsswhitetrsh
08-07-2013, 06:20
Slow night for the hoes.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 06:25
Slow. Ill tell you about slow. Ive been watching the First Person defender videos, Im just now getting into my third one. Not because Im busy, but because it takes FOR EVER for the thing to load

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-07-2013, 06:32
You over seas right now?

Mazin
08-07-2013, 06:37
no bo is.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/IMAG0229.jpg

That's a great pic.


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roberth
08-07-2013, 06:37
if that was the case youd never wake up

ba dum tsssssssssssssss

:) - no doubt


Imagine if you will, having to walk 50 yards one way to search a vehicle at a time as they randomly come in in 112 degree heat, with a dog, looking fgr bombs.

danm, that is a hell of a job

DonnyCommo
08-07-2013, 06:39
Good morning my harlots.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-07-2013, 06:39
Thanks Mazin.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-07-2013, 06:40
Lookin forward to my chiropractor appointment.

roberth
08-07-2013, 06:45
the chiro - i haven't been for a couple of years

stoner01
08-07-2013, 06:49
I need to visit one when I get back. My body is all sorts of messed up.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 06:50
:) - no doubt



danm, that is a hell of a job

Wouldn't trade it for anything. Well, maybe one where I can be home. But I have a very fulfilling job.

roberth
08-07-2013, 07:12
Wouldn't trade it for anything. Well, maybe one where I can be home. But I have a very fulfilling job.

i love that kind of job. i sorta have it albeit in a completely different field so i'm happy

stoner01
08-07-2013, 07:17
Its funny because my wife wants e to have a job where I enjoy my work. I told her I would glad sit in with Mike and Rob at Bowers and be happy as can be. She didn't approve:(

roberth
08-07-2013, 07:39
Its funny because my wife wants e to have a job where I enjoy my work. I told her I would glad sit in with Mike and Rob at Bowers and be happy as can be. She didn't approve:(

that sounds like a great job, making money, helping people find and mod their guns

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 07:46
bc would probably laugh at 112....but...he's also a weirdo.

You making fun of my 112 post streak or that I live in the desert and should be used high temps? Because I start melting around 90degF and completely shut down at 100degF.


At least it's a dry heat

I don't know who thought of this saying, but its the stupidest thing EVER! Hot is hot, saying at least its a dry heat doesn't magically make you feel 10deg cooler! [Mad]





[LOL]

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 07:49
Ooooohhhhhhh shit. Them P Dogs ain't gonna see it coming.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/07/3usyqequ.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/07/da3ybyge.jpg

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"Assembled in USA" ... but it should say "Designed elsewhere"... its 6.5 not 6,5. Crazy Germans [LOL]

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 07:51
I must be talking to myself this morning, or my humor isn't making anyone else laugh.

I SWEAR I'M FUNNY!!! [dig]

stoner01
08-07-2013, 07:51
Why do you hate ze Germans bro?

buffalobo
08-07-2013, 07:57
"Goony goo hoo, Gus, WTF is Goony goo hoo?"

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roberth
08-07-2013, 08:07
nice setup JM

Great-Kazoo
08-07-2013, 08:08
You over seas right now?

you skimming the PWT just for a post count, or reading too?

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:12
He be too busy whoring. Details, aint no body got time fo dat

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:20
Why do you hate ze Germans bro?

I don't, my name is german, my Fiancee was born in germany, one of my best friends is german and only moved over here with the german AF.

Wait, sensing a little sarcasm in that post...

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:22
Joost a wee bit young laddy. /irish accent.

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:23
Can someone tell me where the trend got started that youtuber's would "check the chambers to make sure they're clear" while doing reviews on guns. Is that a reminder to the stupid folks who don't know gun safety, or do they really feel the need to do that and verbally recognize it while doing a review?

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:24
Joost a wee bit young laddy. /irish accent.

Well then I'm definitely off my game this morning. [facepalm]

Great-Kazoo
08-07-2013, 08:27
Can someone tell me where the trend got started that youtuber's would "check the chambers to make sure they're clear" while doing reviews on guns. Is that a reminder to the stupid folks who don't know gun safety, or do they really feel the need to do that and verbally recognize it while doing a review?

what's the rules for gun safety?

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:27
Anyways, watching all of these reviews/comparisons on youtube is getting me rather ticked off. It doesn't affect me one bit if the youtubers have a ND and I'm more than out of harms way. Besides, if they did and still posted the video, I would probably throw everything they said out the window...

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:30
what's the rules for gun safety?

I understand it's one of the four rules of gun safety. I check guns that are handed to me even if I just saw the person empty it, but I never verbally say that I'm checking the chamber etc.

Also, if I was posting a review, I would check all the guns BEFORE starting. They only care about the loaded chamber rule, not what's behind the backstop or what they're sweeping the muzzle across or even where their booger picker is during the video.

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:31
Perhaps I'm just cranky and woke up on the wrong side of the bed... [Dunno]

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:32
I think youre cranky. You need coffee[Coffee]

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-07-2013, 08:33
you skimming the PWT just for a post count, or reading too?

I do what I want. But yeah post count mostly.

3beansalad
08-07-2013, 08:33
"Goony goo goo, Gus, WTF is Goony goo goo?"

she cannot walk steps, bet she climb the f outta a tree, Gus.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:34
Im so lost on the movie quotes. I don't like it

BuffCyclist
08-07-2013, 08:34
I think youre cranky. You need coffee[Coffee]

I definitely haven't had any coffee... but the youtube videos were pissing me off last night too and I was drinking a beer then.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:36
I definitely haven't had any coffee... but the youtube videos were pissing me off last night too and I was drinking a beer then.

Ive been watching the videos from the first person defender thread. actually some interesting things im piking up. I try not to watch gun reviews, but rather handle them for myself.

Mick-Boy
08-07-2013, 08:48
How can you spend time deployed and fall behind on the movie quotes? We can have entire conversations in movie quotes where I work.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 08:49
Its me, by myself, with a dog and a bunch of Peruvian/Kenyan/Ugandan guards....Just sayin

Mick-Boy
08-07-2013, 08:58
You mean you're trying to maintain your situational awareness? Ridiculous.

Next you're going to tell me that you're not getting you mid-morning and afternoon naps on a regular basis....

buffalobo
08-07-2013, 09:05
she cannot walk steps, bet she climb the f outta a tree, Gus.

Gus your wife is a mother f****n big foot.

3bean nailed it.

Eddie Murphy making fun of his drunk dad and the rest of the family.

Delirious, 1983

Edit to fix my screw up. Forgot which movie I was watching.

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Great-Kazoo
08-07-2013, 09:17
You mean you're trying to maintain your situational awareness? Ridiculous.

Next you're going to tell me that you're not getting you mid-morning and afternoon naps on a regular basis....

It's the heat man, the heattttt. He omitted the pic of his hammock strung out between the هشدار -WARNING: YOU ARE ENTERING A RESTRICTED ZONE signs

stoner01
08-07-2013, 09:17
You mean you're trying to maintain your situational awareness? Ridiculous.

Next you're going to tell me that you're not getting you mid-morning and afternoon naps on a regular basis....

The hell is this nap thing youre talking about?

Great-Kazoo
08-07-2013, 09:17
I do what I want. But yeah post count mostly.

Best be checking that attitude at the door Mister.

roberth
08-07-2013, 09:18
I think youre cranky. You need coffee[Coffee]

he don't need coffee - he needs a bike ride