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Irving
09-10-2020, 21:11
Wish they'd bring back online poker for cash

Been out of that for a long time. What's the current reality of online poker?

I'm in Vegas at the moment.

Great-Kazoo
09-10-2020, 22:19
Been out of that for a long time. What's the current reality of online poker?

I'm in Vegas at the moment.

Swing by and we'll do lunch, or dinner. Your 3.5 hrs north of us.

Irving
09-10-2020, 22:39
I didn't drive.

Great-Kazoo
09-10-2020, 22:41
I didn't drive.

Looks like it's gonna be a long walk.

Mazin
09-10-2020, 22:52
Been out of that for a long time. What's the current reality of online poker?

I'm in Vegas at the moment.

Still taboo as far as I know, just All play money

Mazin
09-10-2020, 22:53
yea Its been a long time since we all played some poker

OtterbatHellcat
09-12-2020, 03:05
Yo.

Mazin
09-12-2020, 11:41
Yo Ho

OtterbatHellcat
09-13-2020, 01:31
I found out today that I AM LGBT affiliated.

Liberty
Guns
Beer and
Trump

;)

Mazin
09-13-2020, 02:42
I'm a lesbian

ChickNorris
09-13-2020, 15:39
Once again the weather is just perfect. Lovely day to be outside.

buffalobo
09-13-2020, 15:40
I'm a lesbianOnly if working your own corner.

OtterbatHellcat
09-14-2020, 02:34
The whole block doesn't count?

Mazin
09-14-2020, 02:38
Now thats how you should be thinkin yo, forget the corner I want the whole damn block

OtterbatHellcat
09-14-2020, 02:39
Hell yeah!

Great-Kazoo
09-14-2020, 21:04
range day, sunday mid morning. Not bad, just a tad to the right. Going to road test all my long guns to see what i'm going to keep, or sell.

https://i.imgur.com/0qa0dJhm.jpg

OtterbatHellcat
09-15-2020, 02:16
Nice!

OtterbatHellcat
09-15-2020, 02:22
Two hurricanes in one month, yeah, I want to live where shit happens that way.

The food down there is stupid bad ass delicious though. I hope it weakens and they have less damage.

OtterbatHellcat
09-16-2020, 02:17
Here's to hoping folks don't get messed up.

OtterbatHellcat
09-17-2020, 02:51
Okay, maybe you're hoping folks get messed up.

ray1970
09-17-2020, 08:19
Meh. Been through many hurricanes?

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2020, 15:01
Meh. Been through many hurricanes?

3 of them.
Never mind the 2 squalls the boat was in, while deployed.

ray1970
09-17-2020, 18:55
So, you know you?re staying at a pretty swanky hotel when you check in and they hand you these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200918/7bd007e72a132573039dde1fb95f0406.jpg

buffalobo
09-17-2020, 19:43
Reminds me of one of my favorite motels.

https://utetrailmotel.com/

Mazin
09-17-2020, 19:53
Snazzy

MrPrena
09-17-2020, 21:40
Cash only motels are worse.
Those motels usually do not have vacancy.... yikes.

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2020, 21:46
So, you know you?re staying at a pretty swanky hotel when you check in and they hand you these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200918/7bd007e72a132573039dde1fb95f0406.jpg

Why not make 10 the loudest?

Mazin
09-17-2020, 22:28
best part is just go make a copy and you have a free room whenever your in town [ROFL1]

brutal
09-17-2020, 23:46
So, you know you?re staying at a pretty swanky hotel when you check in and they hand you these.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200918/7bd007e72a132573039dde1fb95f0406.jpg

What's the hourly rate there?

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2020, 00:46
What's the hourly rate there?

Who cares, as long as the sheets look clean.

Mazin
09-18-2020, 02:14
Who cares, as long as the sheets look clean.

Just dont put them under UV light.....

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2020, 09:18
Just dont put them under UV light.....

Lightweight. Go for the gold








































en shower ;)

brutal
09-18-2020, 10:13
They must lose a lot of shower curtains.

Mazin
09-18-2020, 21:32
Hoverines!

I got the krg bravo in for the 22 rig today.....oh yea. Now if they'd hurry up and get my damn rail and scope in I'll be a happy camper. Oh and Buds needs to get off their ass and get.me y mags and ammo in too.

GilpinGuy
09-19-2020, 02:51
Still have to give you a call one of these days Mazin.

OtterbatHellcat
09-19-2020, 06:10
Happy Saturday and stuff.

Gman
09-19-2020, 08:48
Why not make 10 the loudest?
Because 11 is 1 more.

Gman
09-19-2020, 08:54
The ideas I had about moving have not disappointed. It's been 20 years since the last one, and I still don't like doing it. Wife is doing a great job getting everything organized for what we want to take and donate/get rid of. Fortunately, we're getting rid of about twice as much stuff as we're planning on taking with. I've been on point for home repairs and am feeling it this morning. I've been doing everything from digging in the ground to working overhead. I've got another ceiling light fixture to replace this weekend, among other things.

I'm really disappointed that I don't have any Irish cream for my coffee to start the day.

Mazin
09-19-2020, 09:12
Still have to give you a call one of these days Mazin.

Yea buddy I can give you a complete LD

Mazin
09-19-2020, 10:31
Gman are you escaping Kolorado?

ChickNorris
09-19-2020, 10:50
He's moving to Tacoma or thereabouts.

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2020, 10:54
roasting chili's and some bacon on the grill, for later.

Kazooland B&B is expecting guest, today.

Erni
09-19-2020, 13:06
Doggo keeps running in the rocks scape by the fence where the larger rocks are. Second time he twisted his front leg.
So I am putting in some 16? pavers where he runs and hopefully that prevents the twisting of his front leg. 5 down 20 to go. Might get done tonight at 6. Groan.

Gman
09-19-2020, 13:33
Gman are you escaping Kolorado?
From one blue state to another (at least they don't have magazine restrictions in Washington...yet). Colorado going down the tubes has made some other locations not look quite so bad. My folks and my sister and her family now live in WA. Wife's family left Colorado already. Might as well head to the PNW and get the band back together. My folks are 83 and need a bit more help and being a 2 hour drive away is more appealing than 2 days drive away.

Got a contract IT job in Tacoma through April. Probably won't live in Tacoma. Been looking at Gig Harbor and other areas in Pierce County with .5 acre or more.

Mazin
09-19-2020, 18:26
Ahh damn it I remeber now. Dude hate seeing you go but you're a good man for doing it. Hope the new job is better!

Gman
09-19-2020, 19:29
Thank you, sir.

brutal
09-19-2020, 19:52
From one blue state to another (at least they don't have magazine restrictions in Washington...yet). Colorado going down the tubes has made some other locations not look quite so bad. My folks and my sister and her family now live in WA. Wife's family left Colorado already. Might as well head to the PNW and get the band back together. My folks are 83 and need a bit more help and being a 2 hour drive away is more appealing than 2 days drive away.

Got a contract IT job in Tacoma through April. Probably won't live in Tacoma. Been looking at Gig Harbor and other areas in Pierce County with .5 acre or more.

My son and DIL had a beautiful lot/house outside Gig Harbor proper in Artondale. 1+ acre wooded lot, big ranch house all brand new inside, large high ceiling shop for cars, etc.

MrPrena
09-19-2020, 22:22
Listed my PS4 (w/ kids' approval) on marketplace to fund PS5. She wants a PS5 for her birthday (this month), and PS5 comes out around Mid November ?

OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2020, 02:29
Good luck with your venture, Gman....I hope everything works out well for you and yours.

I don't regret leaving CO, but I do miss the payroll I was making there.

Gman
09-20-2020, 08:24
Good luck with your venture, Gman....I hope everything works out well for you and yours.

I don't regret leaving CO, but I do miss the payroll I was making there.
Seeing as how my last 2 contract gigs here never went anywhere (Thanks Covid-19 economy), I'm not having that problem. When you're contracted at $100/hr, and your time multiplier is 0, we all know the result. I'm not getting near that for this contract, but I'll be glad to be getting a paycheck again. This job gets us there. If it's a good fit and I'm happy there, making a bit less won't break my heart. If it's not a good fit, then it's easier to find another job when I'm local, and it always seems easier to get a new job when you have a job. Remote work is also more of a possibility since the plandemic.

A big concern is getting my wife to an elevation that should alleviate much of her breathing issues. Once the fires are out, the air quality there is also significantly better than here on the front range. Being closer to my folks and getting to spend more time with them before they're gone is the other priority. Since I won't be spending all of my vacation time to go visit my folks, we'll also have the opportunity to visit my father in law more often.

MrPrena
09-20-2020, 21:36
Many damn bitching.

MrPrena
09-20-2020, 21:38
Seeing as how my last 2 contract gigs here never went anywhere (Thanks Covid-19 economy), I'm not having that problem. When you're contracted at $100/hr, and your time multiplier is 0, we all know the result. I'm not getting near that for this contract, but I'll be glad to be getting a paycheck again. This job gets us there. If it's a good fit and I'm happy there, making a bit less won't break my heart. If it's not a good fit, then it's easier to find another job when I'm local, and it always seems easier to get a new job when you have a job. Remote work is also more of a possibility since the plandemic.

A big concern is getting my wife to an elevation that should alleviate much of her breathing issues. Once the fires are out, the air quality there is also significantly better than here on the front range. Being closer to my folks and getting to spend more time with them before they're gone is the other priority. Since I won't be spending all of my vacation time to go visit my folks, we'll also have the opportunity to visit my father in law more often.

Yeah. I know what you are talking about in terms of breathing. Sister in law and mil/fil moved to WA from 2 different states.
Mostly same reason. It was cleaner air and fill had breathing issue as well.

ray1970
09-20-2020, 22:08
Yeah. I know what you are talking about in terms of breathing. Sister in law and mil/fil moved to WA from 2 different states.
Mostly same reason. It was cleaner air and fill had breathing issue as well.

I?m sure they?re loving the air quality with all of the wildfires right now.

Gman
09-20-2020, 22:24
I?m sure they?re loving the air quality with all of the wildfires right now.

Cleared out today. This morning, the air quality index in Sequim, WA was 14, which is very good. Here, it was 117, which was unhealthy.

The fires will end, but the front range will always be the front range. Air quality here has been getting worse as more and more people come here.

My first wife had breathing issues and died here in CO. I'm trying to give my 2nd the best opportunity possible.

Irving
09-22-2020, 19:56
Did you guys know that there are 37 known species of fox?

Irving
09-22-2020, 19:56
I heard about that on Fox News.

MrPrena
09-22-2020, 20:02
Eastern part of King county reminds me of climate similar to Aspen/Crested Butte/Pitkin area during summer and late summer.
It is cheaper alternative to a cooler CO mountain area.

Oh yeah, the Aspen and some area of Washington State is known for top quality https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrackenBracken. It is invasive species and both state will ticket people who take em. They should reward people for taking it.



Evolutionarily, bracken may be considered one of the most successful ferns. It is considered highly invasive, and can survive in acid soils.[2]


Bracken and Its Management. Bingley, England: Sports Turf Research Institute. 2003.

Gman
09-22-2020, 21:03
I heard about that on Fox News.

C'mon. That's not what the fox says.


http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

ray1970
09-22-2020, 21:37
Well played, sir. Well played.

OtterbatHellcat
09-22-2020, 23:58
I spent some time tonight cleaning and polishing my balls, and they look fantastic. I still need to wax them before breaking or playing with them again though.

;)

Gman
09-23-2020, 10:00
I spent some time tonight cleaning and polishing my balls, and they look fantastic. I still need to wax them before breaking or playing with them again though.

;)


http://youtu.be/B9XcXniI3JQ

MrPrena
09-23-2020, 11:46
I am turning on the sprinklers once every other day, but water certain spots that needs extra watering daily.

Cooler temperature defintely helped.

Gman
09-23-2020, 14:44
I am turning on the sprinklers once every other day, but water certain spots that needs extra watering daily.

Cooler temperature defintely helped.

Yeah, I'm trying to get some rough spots to fill in, but I'll be dialing back on the Rachio here pretty soon.

Erni
09-23-2020, 15:02
Any of you lawn aficionados have grubs or other peat killing off your lawn? Looking for a pet friendly way to zap those buggers

SideShow Bob
09-23-2020, 17:16
Any of you lawn aficionados have grubs or other peat killing off your lawn? Looking for a pet friendly way to zap those buggers

Better living through modern chemistry............

ChickNorris
09-23-2020, 17:55
Better living through modern chemistry............

Yup

MrPrena
09-23-2020, 23:28
Yeah, I'm trying to get some rough spots to fill in, but I'll be dialing back on the Rachio here pretty soon.

Every year for past 12 years, I got hit hard with water bill on Sept.
Thornton might have a different tier gal limit on Sept.
BTW, Thornton water quality is as bad or worse than nasty Los Angeles County water that comes from nasty Silver Lake Reservoir.

Irving
09-23-2020, 23:29
I don't think our water quality is bad.

Mazin
09-23-2020, 23:42
sheeet try aurora water sometime.....better yet just drink the water in Mexico.

Have tou guys h3ard about wasteminster pulling the double rate and 3xtentding billing cycle crap.brighton got busted for a couple years back, guess theres some sort of petition going around.

Irving
09-23-2020, 23:44
I've had Aurora water to.

OtterbatHellcat
09-25-2020, 03:54
That is a great show, Gman.

OtterbatHellcat
09-25-2020, 04:02
I've been practicing pocket point deflection shots, and it's a really interesting but a very precise prospect...difficult to get consistent with.

OtterbatHellcat
09-26-2020, 02:10
Happy Weekend, mutha some bitches.

:)

OtterbatHellcat
09-28-2020, 00:42
Evidently, nobody has had a good weekend. That sucks.

ray1970
09-28-2020, 05:04
Or they were having such an awesome weekend that they didn?t have time for Internet forum nonsense.

Or they were just ignoring you.

KS63
09-28-2020, 06:57
There’s got to be a retard driver zone between Airport Blvd and I-270 on W I-70. Every day it seems like a few assholes just can’t seem to make it through the day without rear ending another car or rolling their vehicle.

ray1970
09-28-2020, 07:18
Pretty sure that zone for stupid drivers extends from Fort Collins to Colorado Springs last time I checked.

Great-Kazoo
09-28-2020, 12:56
Pretty sure that zone for stupid drivers extends from Fort Collins to Colorado Springs last time I checked.

Here's the map of stupid zones in CO

http://ontheworldmap.com/usa/state/colorado/large-detailed-map-of-colorado-with-cities-and-roads.html

SideShow Bob
09-28-2020, 18:46
There?s got to be a retard driver zone between Airport Blvd and I-270 on W I-70. Every day it seems like a few assholes just can?t seem to make it through the day without rear ending another car or rolling their vehicle.

How is that possible ? It is posted double nickels from Airport west to I-25 due to the construction.... And the dumbasses think it is posted 75 to 80 the whole way. It is no wonder there are rear Enders and roll overs every day.

MrPrena
09-28-2020, 20:48
Group CUP KISSING going to happen within ........

MrPrena
09-28-2020, 21:05
yeah! Pump- kiss.
Pass it to a different
yeah! Pump- kiss.
Pass it to a different
yeah! Pump- kiss.
Pass it to a different
yeah! Pump- kiss.

Funny and never gets old.

ChickNorris
09-29-2020, 07:15
Pretty sure that zone for stupid drivers extends from Fort Collins to Colorado Springs last time I checked.

I checked Sunday Ray. Yup, still there.

JoeRoss
09-29-2020, 11:18
Stupid drivers?
Friend went to the convenience store last night. There was a truck parked at a weird angle. He parked behind it but stayed in the car as his wife went inside. Watched a woman inside having trouble walking around. That woman came out and got into the truck. NO ONE in front of her (that is why he parked behind her) but she puts it in reverse and starts coming at his car. He gets out just in time to beat on the back of her truck, yelling at her to stop. She finally did, after pinning him between his door and the car. (He should have got out of the way) Another inch backward and there would have been broken bones.

He told the patrolman that was called that he didn't think she should be driving. The patrolman said "you don't have to worry about that" as he placed her under arrest and hauled her off.

I guess drunk & driving is --- stupid....right?

MrPrena
09-30-2020, 00:24
How many more years till e470 is free?

[LOL]

Gman
09-30-2020, 07:19
The good news is that the sun has about 5,000,000,000 years left before it burns out. The bad news is that the people that get to drive E-470 for free will have to use their headlights and drive in the dark.

MrPrena
09-30-2020, 10:12
The good news is that the sun has about 5,000,000,000 years left before it burns out. The bad news is that the people that get to drive E-470 for free will have to use their headlights and drive in the dark.

^ post of the day.

brutal
09-30-2020, 10:45
The good news is that the sun has about 5,000,000,000 years left before it burns out. The bad news is that the people that get to drive E-470 for free will have to use their headlights and drive in the dark.

And the whoop-de-doos around Pena will still be there.

MrPrena
09-30-2020, 14:38
I do not know what I was thinking 22+ years ago, but after long term bond becomes mature , I thought state of CO w would make it free.

That dream disappeared when they leased it longer term to pay the bond off.


I also do not like how we need a transponder to use HOV now.

Gman
09-30-2020, 17:15
It's costing me $5 a day to cross the Tacoma Narrows bridge to get to work every morning. Still cheaper than taking a boat and quicker than swimming.

Irving
09-30-2020, 17:24
Trying to sell some snow blowers, and the prices seem to be all over the map. Oh well, as long as I make money, I don't care.

SideShow Bob
09-30-2020, 17:49
It's costing me $5 a day to cross the Tacoma Narrows bridge to get to work every morning. Still cheaper than taking a boat and quicker than swimming.

Too bad “Galloping Gertie” isn’t there anymore...... At least you would be paying for a thrill ride when the wind picked up.

brutal
09-30-2020, 18:39
It's costing me $5 a day to cross the Tacoma Narrows bridge to get to work every morning. Still cheaper than taking a boat and quicker than swimming.

But it's only one way...



I like how they pull a SF and let everyone cross into Gig Harbor but charge to get out.


Cool that you found something there, beautiful countryside.

Irving
09-30-2020, 19:00
Also, started the background check on my new rifle today. Probably pick it up tomorrow. Excited. It's light.

Gman
09-30-2020, 19:23
But it's only one way...



I like how they pull a SF and let everyone cross into Gig Harbor but charge to get out.


Cool that you found something there, beautiful countryside.
You could take the long way around for free. What's an hour and a half of your life worth?[Coffee]

Gman
09-30-2020, 19:24
Also, started the background check on my new rifle today. Probably pick it up tomorrow. Excited. It's light.

Cool. Hopefully it'll still be comfortable to shoot.

Irving
09-30-2020, 19:55
I'm running a can on it, and I think 6.5 Creedmoor is considered a soft shooter anyway; so hopefully.

MrPrena
09-30-2020, 20:00
I know what you ordered but looking forward to seeing it on a photo and/or in real life.
:)

OtterbatHellcat
09-30-2020, 23:53
Damn typos.

OtterbatHellcat
09-30-2020, 23:54
Or they were having such an awesome weekend that they didn?t have time for Internet forum nonsense.

Or they were just ignoring you.

I know what you mean, I've been ignoring myself for the last couple of days....it happens.

BladesNBarrels
10-01-2020, 08:17
You could take the long way around for free. What's an hour and a half of your life worth?[Coffee]

Uh, $5 appears to be the value?

Erni
10-01-2020, 09:35
Gah! Finally settled on a commuter car. But have to wait for seller to pass emissions. It?s killing me Smalls.

Car has a tune and after removing it the obd2 needs time to normalize. Hope to get it by Friday. Then put the tune back on and give it a nice once over.

brutal
10-01-2020, 11:14
Gah! Finally settled on a commuter car. But have to wait for seller to pass emissions. It?s killing me Smalls.

Car has a tune and after removing it the obd2 needs time to normalize. Hope to get it by Friday. Then put the tune back on and give it a nice once over.

Yikes,

My A6 has passed emissions tune intact for 16 years. Granted it's only a L1 OBD injected ECM tune, but I don't even turn it to "factory" for the test. Just did one again yesterday.

So what's the new ride?

Erni
10-01-2020, 11:27
S40 Volvo, awd. Yeah not sure why this tune does what it does.

What year is your A6. Audi gets the lines right in the A6 and the A8 monsters. Wanted an A8 really bad, but that?s not a 100 mile commute car.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Great-Kazoo
10-01-2020, 12:29
But it's only one way...



I like how they pull a SF and let everyone cross into Gig Harbor but charge to get out.


Cool that you found something there, beautiful countryside.


Just like NYC. You want to leave? Ok that's $10.

Erni
10-03-2020, 18:21
Buying a car today.
How is this for my luck today. After emission pass issues are resolved I finally arrange to buy the car today. Drive out to meet the seller half way and text him ?are we on? and then ?See you soon?. No response really. Hmmm. Ok maybe he is on the way and doesn?t want to text and drive. On way I get a text of running behind. Ok fine. Almost get there and I get a phone call. Oh oh. He left the car in gear and fired it up popped the clutch or the clutch switch is messed up. Car jumped forward and impacted a garage door. Damage to bumper cover. Headlight washer crushed. Sigh. He will get it fixed ASAP and get back to me. I was looking forward to the car but now I am luke warm on it. Still might do it but I need a commuter ASAP. Can?t and don?t want to wait several weeks until it?s done. Also worried that if it gets done in 2 days there is some short cuts being taken. Longmont to Centennial is a pain in my suburban. Damit.

brutal
10-04-2020, 22:28
Well, made it 40 years with the old bag as of today.

Guess I'll have to keep her after all.

j/k. We have two wonderful sons who are great father's to our 2 beautiful grandson's. Life is good.

P.S. Dinner at Ruth's Chris was kind of a bust. My steak was a piece of grizzle.

Gman
10-05-2020, 07:01
Uh, $5 appears to be the value?

That's the math. My time is worth more than that.

Gman
10-05-2020, 07:04
Congrats, brutal. That's a great achievement.

Sorry to hear about your steak.

Irving
10-05-2020, 07:25
Congratulations. Sorry about the gristle.

ray1970
10-05-2020, 08:05
40 years is quite the accomplishment. Congrats.


Also, you?re way older than I imagined.

Irving
10-05-2020, 08:15
How'd you think he was able to afford all his cool toys?

Great-Kazoo
10-05-2020, 08:51
How'd you think he was able to afford all his cool toys?

Internet porn site?

Hi I'm brutal. (sound of whip cracking in background) what's your pleasure

ChickNorris
10-05-2020, 11:41
Internet porn site?

Hi I'm brutal. (sound of whip cracking in background) what's your pleasure

step it up GK. I suspect its more like:

Whip crack, moan & the rattle of restraints

brutal
10-05-2020, 13:29
40 years is quite the accomplishment. Congrats.


Also, you?re way older than I imagined.

Married young.

brutal
10-05-2020, 13:30
How'd you think he was able to afford all his cool toys?

We are DINK's for sure.

Great-Kazoo
10-05-2020, 13:54
step it up GK. I suspect its more like:

Whip crack, moan & the rattle of restraints




I'm a bad boy,





















































OUCH!





Safe Words are for amateurs

Mazin
10-05-2020, 14:50
Wolfie wolfie wolfie....

ray1970
10-05-2020, 16:17
Safe Words are for amateurs

Every time I hear safe words mentioned it makes me think of a scene from the movie Euro Trip.

brutal
10-05-2020, 20:32
Every time I hear safe words mentioned it makes me think of a scene from the movie Euro Trip.Makes me think, Meatloaf.

Irving
10-05-2020, 20:48
Guy came to look at one of my snow blowers today, but passed because it was too loud. I fired up the other one I have for sale and it was even louder. Heh

buffalobo
10-05-2020, 21:01
Guy came to look at one of my snow blowers today, but passed because it was too loud. I fired up the other one I have for sale and it was even louder. HehToo loud? Whadda puss!

You gonna build supressors for them?

Irving
10-05-2020, 21:09
I told him about TFog putting a two-stroke muffler on a generator, and showed him my Howard Leigh's, lol.
I'd agree with you, but it sounds like he's owned some blowers in the past. So either they were more quiet, or he forgot. I'll try not to yell over it next time someone comes to look.

buffalobo
10-05-2020, 21:49
Tell em its cause of no snow on ground to dampen the noise.

Irving
10-05-2020, 22:16
That's a good line. I'll use it.

Irving
10-06-2020, 00:03
Thought washer broke, but it didn't. Still flooded the laundry room though.

Gman
10-06-2020, 07:16
That's a sucky situation. That was the reason I bought my first shop vac several decades ago.

Hope you get everything dried out!

ray1970
10-06-2020, 09:15
Guy came to look at one of my snow blowers today, but passed because it was too loud. I fired up the other one I have for sale and it was even louder. Heh

I believe the proper reply is...


If it?s too loud, you?re too old.




Maybe keep some tampon coupons handy for the next guy that complains.

wyome
10-06-2020, 12:52
Anyone got a chainsaw i can borrow?

https://www.facebook.com/543876748999670/posts/3348954551825195/?sfnsn=mo

Mazin
10-06-2020, 13:59
Ohhhhh bob!?

buffalobo
10-06-2020, 20:06
Dont pick on Bob, he's having pad and heat problems.

SideShow Bob
10-06-2020, 21:05
Anyone got a chainsaw i can borrow?

https://www.facebook.com/543876748999670/posts/3348954551825195/?sfnsn=mo


https://youtu.be/FbjiKIKzY3c

MrPrena
10-06-2020, 21:20
I just sold the Playstation4 500mb Destiny Taken King edition w/ 2 controllers for $260 on FB Marketplace. After it was sold, I went to FB and CL to erase the listing and FB had "memory" saying that we purchased the PlayStation 4 on 10/6/2015. WOW!!!!
Exactly 5 years ago to the day.

Also posted on POST A PICTURE OF YOUR LATEST PURCHASE
https://www.ar-15.co/threads/42773-Post-a-picture-of-your-latest-purchase?p=1918431&viewfull=1#post1918431

brutal
10-06-2020, 23:11
Anyone got a chainsaw i can borrow?

https://www.facebook.com/543876748999670/posts/3348954551825195/?sfnsn=mo

LOL, The Manitowoc Minute.

Having grown up in GB, this is always some funny stuff.

buffalobo
10-07-2020, 20:00
The smoke is getting really old. Averaging 5 days a week with air quality warnings

ray1970
10-07-2020, 20:25
Yeah, I've been back and forth to Laramie all week and from Fort Collins and up it's pretty horrible. Messing with my sinuses like I have the covid.

Mazin
10-07-2020, 20:28
Today was horrible today in the hood. Little old ladies getting knocked over for their 02 tanks........(ho has to breath though)

buffalobo
10-07-2020, 20:30
Predominate wind for us is from the northwest. Wyo fire and Cameron Pk fire are both lined up upwind from us.

buffalobo
10-07-2020, 20:57
Today was horrible today in the hood. Little old ladies getting knocked over for their 02 tanks........(ho has to breath though)I've been at Windsor Gardens last three days, let me tell ya about little old ladies...

A couple of those little old ladys offspring could teach Karen a thing or two.

Gman
10-08-2020, 00:11
The smoke is getting really old. Averaging 5 days a week with air quality warnings

Crappy air quality for weeks in CO. Being able to breathe without the lungs hurting is wonderful out here in WA.

Great-Kazoo
10-08-2020, 01:06
Trying to figure out how some people can't open a door without an instruction manual.

Really, htf do some people manage to breathe, based on how complicated their life is?

Oh no, my phone is out dated and i can't decide whether to pay my credit card, or get the new phone. Next day. Hey look at my new Iphone [facepalm]

OtterbatHellcat
10-08-2020, 02:49
Congrats, Brutal...that's pretty cool.

ray1970
10-09-2020, 08:36
I love the post office. I had something shipped Wednesday out of Fort Collins and it looks like it is only going to take six days to make its way fifty miles south to my house.

Looks like my package will be transported at an average of 0.35 mph on its fifty mile journey.

Great-Kazoo
10-09-2020, 09:04
I love the post office. I had something shipped Wednesday out of Fort Collins and it looks like it is only going to take six days to make its way fifty miles south to my house.

Looks like my package will be transported at an average of 0.35 mph on its fifty mile journey.

Oh no only 5 days,... lightweight. [panic] 3 dayish flat rate


September 25, 2020, 1:47 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
ATLANTA GA DISTRIBUTION CENTER


Status
In-Transit
September 29, 2020

In Transit to Next Facility

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 11:26
Buffalobo... fancy new color & title you have there. ; -)

buffalobo
10-09-2020, 12:15
Yeah, I asked for a Red hat and they gave that instead.

Mazin
10-09-2020, 13:24
Yea He welds his Ho Stick Majestically

Great-Kazoo
10-09-2020, 13:49
Yea He welds his Ho Stick Majestically

No reach around ?

Erni
10-09-2020, 15:48
No reach around ?

If you have to ask you don?t qualify for one.

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 19:06
Ha

buffalobo
10-09-2020, 19:12
With our crew there is always a reach around.[AR15]

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 19:58
With our crew there is always a reach around.[AR15]

um... whut?

Mazin
10-09-2020, 20:57
Part of the curiosity patrol

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 22:58
Wait a minute... Mazin is sporting fancy bling too.

Great-Kazoo
10-09-2020, 23:00
Wait a minute... Mazin is sporting fancy bling too.

Compliance gets rewarded. AND a reach around. New name, justalittlelowerbro

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 23:00
derp. I haven't been paying attention around here like I used to.

Great-Kazoo
10-09-2020, 23:07
derp. I haven't been paying attention around here like I used to.

;)

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 23:11
;)

Why are you grinning GK?

Great-Kazoo
10-09-2020, 23:19
Why are you grinning GK?

Oh no reason. I was browsing a few messages and saw some from a few years back. Guess i need to clean those messages up a little more often.

ChickNorris
10-09-2020, 23:27
Slacker

Mazin
10-10-2020, 11:51
Hope the Ho's are having a great weekend!

BladesNBarrels
10-10-2020, 15:10
Hope the Ho's are having a great weekend!

Not sure?

https://i.imgur.com/zKdlEz5.jpg

ray1970
10-10-2020, 15:49
Beautiful weather today.

Ended up in Fort Collins where it was fairly smokey all week and you can?t even notice it today.

Lots of tree hugging, hippies out riding their bicycles.

MrPrena
10-10-2020, 18:51
This years NCAA football is worse than NFL.
So boring...

Erni
10-10-2020, 19:38
In the last week I got to use my regular hoe, my hoematic, and my Korean hoe.
Hoe hoe hoe.

Mazin
10-10-2020, 20:13
This years NCAA football is worse than NFL.
So boring...

Atleast its pretty dormate with the blm lbgqyg shit.

Mazin
10-10-2020, 20:14
Got a line on a private venue to run some poker games if any ho's are interested. Might end up with some cool pseudo sponsers to kick in some schwag too. Pm me if your down to play some cards.

MrPrena
10-10-2020, 21:06
Atleast its pretty dormate with the blm lbgqyg shit.

It is due to Pac-12 and Big10 not participating yet. Non of our (family) teams are playing.

GilpinGuy
10-10-2020, 23:46
Got a line on a private venue to run some poker games if any ho's are interested. Might end up with some cool pseudo sponsers to kick in some schwag too. Pm me if your down to play some cards.

This sounds...interesting, and vaguely familiar.[Coffee]

Gman
10-11-2020, 10:39
Howdy, folks.

Flew into Denver Thursday night and did some work at the house and got on the road with my wife, dog, truck, and a non-substantial quantity of ammo and other shhhhtuff around noon on Friday. Finally landed here in WA last night. Fun stuff.

I'm shocked that I haven't moved in over 20 years. That's so much fun I've been missing out on.[Faint]

Hummer
10-11-2020, 14:49
Miss this.



83371

MrPrena
10-11-2020, 17:08
Debating either to take my own vehicle or rent a vehicle to Las Vegas trip.

GilpinGuy
10-11-2020, 19:12
When are you going? Ill be out there Mon night to Wed night. Doing market research, of course.

MrPrena
10-12-2020, 17:55
Just found out hall of Famer Joe Morgan passes away today.

MrPrena
10-12-2020, 17:56
When are you going? Ill be out there Mon night to Wed night. Doing market research, of course.

Planned 22nd to 25th.
Hope there is no snow or blizzard near west i70.

SideShow Bob
10-12-2020, 20:40
A quick Public Service Announcement.

Don’t try dehydrating Ghost Peppers in a closed up house/kitchen...... Ventilate, ventilate ventilate...... Open windows and exhaust fan on. Plus a box fan in a window blowing out.
Just learned the hard way....
It feels like a half hour after having to pull your gas mask off in the chamber during Basic...... Those of you that had the pleasure, know the feeling.

Gman
10-12-2020, 20:48
You should see what they wear for industrial scale pepper processing. I'll see if I can find a video.

SideShow Bob
10-12-2020, 21:27
You should see what they wear for industrial scale pepper processing. I'll see if I can find a video.

I can imagine, this was just 5 peppers halved & seeded, then put in a multi counter top unit put on dehydrate and fan to circulate the air inside it.
I’m also natural open air drying the seeds to try and cultivate next growing season.

Ridge
10-13-2020, 13:38
I decided to dress up the car a little bit for Halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/8rmb781h.jpg

MrPrena
10-13-2020, 14:30
I decided to dress up the car a little bit for Halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/8rmb781h.jpg

Looks great. Literally look like a face of a vampire.



Speaking of grille.....

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ayx0MnM_700b.jpg


https://static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/comments/abf1b9904f116284e7aedf5b99f2ce31.jpg


https://images.cdn.circlesix.co/image/1/700/0/uploads/memes/lexus-vs-predator-image-54ee45135aaa1.jpg



LASTLY....

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSGGVW9vXVLGMO7AHWhWY_d4_n1BHz o4ESKAg&usqp=CAU

Ridge
10-13-2020, 16:36
Thank you!

BMW must have designed their new grille the way they snort coke, I swear.

ChickNorris
10-13-2020, 17:47
That last photo looks like a scrotum, ish.

Like this only different

Great-Kazoo
10-13-2020, 19:42
That last photo looks like a scrotum, ish.

Like this only different

did they have more fun giving the present or, blowing the balloons, up

OtterbatHellcat
10-16-2020, 01:23
Nice touch, Ridge. Halloween spirit is cool, and there's some stuff in the works here that should astonish ordinary humans.

;)

SideShow Bob
10-17-2020, 19:41
Dang,
This thread used to be the place to be....... Lately, opening this thread you only hear the coyotes yipping in the distance.......

BladesNBarrels
10-18-2020, 08:38
Dang,
This thread used to be the place to be....... Lately, opening this thread you only hear the coyotes yipping in the distance.......

Yep, everyone has moved to Arizona

https://i.imgur.com/8cTZPJS.jpg

ray1970
10-18-2020, 08:51
We should make a group road trip and TP their houses.

Great-Kazoo
10-18-2020, 08:56
We should make a group road trip and TP their houses.

Better bring a case ot two. There's a house, shop and 5 out buildings on the property. Plus plenty of places to do some off roading.

OtterbatHellcat
10-19-2020, 00:24
Dang,
This thread used to be the place to be......

There is no question that this thread, and much of the rest of the board used to be more fun to participate in.

brutal
10-19-2020, 00:39
Maybe it's the same old worn out ho's?

Need some fresh meat.

wyome
10-19-2020, 00:43
Yep, everyone has moved to Arizona

https://i.imgur.com/8cTZPJS.jpg

"You see a coyote, you shoot a coyote!
Don't let me ever hear you didn't shoot a damn 'yote!"

Garcia - 2017, Ft Benning

Great-Kazoo
10-19-2020, 06:12
What was going to be a 7-7:30 departure time for driving down to phoenix, this morning. Changed, once i found out trump will be at the local airport @ noon. LE suggesting people avoid the roads between 7 a.m. - 5 p.m.

The locals are forming a caravan to drive the 8 mi to it. yeah.

Great-Kazoo
10-19-2020, 06:14
Dang,
This thread used to be the place to be......

There is no question that this thread, and much of the rest of the board used to be more fun to participate in.


Maybe it's the same old worn out ho's?

Need some fresh meat.

NAH! he just needs to log in earlier.

All the fun ends early, when people have to work ;)

wyome
10-19-2020, 11:45
There are no rules in Corona times!
83460

ray1970
10-19-2020, 13:56
Ha. We should have a contest to see who puts on the most weight before the Covid BS ends.

BladesNBarrels
10-19-2020, 15:39
Ha. We should have a contest to see who puts on the most weight before the Covid BS ends.

Contest Winners?

https://i.imgur.com/6qI1aED.jpg

Great-Kazoo
10-19-2020, 16:50
Contest Winners?

https://i.imgur.com/6qI1aED.jpg

OR losers

SideShow Bob
10-19-2020, 17:57
Contest Winners?

https://i.imgur.com/6qI1aED.jpg


UUUUUUUMMMMMMMM ! Indian Tacos......... Oopps, guess that is not PC any more......... UUUUUUUUUMMMMMM ! Fry Bread tacos......

Irving
10-19-2020, 18:13
Crisscross Apple Sauce tacos

MrPrena
10-19-2020, 19:53
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMM ! Indian Tacos......... Oopps, guess that is not PC any more......... UUUUUUUUUMMMMMM ! Fry Bread tacos......

If you call Indian (country next to pakistan) an Indian, it is perfectly okay.
If someone call Georgian a "Russian" or "Soviet" , people might think that dude just woke up from 30 year comma.

ray1970
10-19-2020, 19:55
Well if we can?t have Indian tacos then what?s next? Mexican hamburgers?

Great-Kazoo
10-19-2020, 20:43
Well if we can?t have Indian tacos then what?s next? Mexican hamburgers?

I had someone comment how incorrect it was, to call it an indian taco, cultural blah, blah, blah.

. Really?
If you believe that, stop eating that slice of pizza. Since you're not italian, are you?

brutal
10-19-2020, 23:31
I had someone comment how incorrect it was, to call it an indian taco, cultural blah, blah, blah.

. Really?
If you believe that, stop eating that slice of pizza. Since you're not italian, are you?

Were they drinking green beer and claiming to be Irish?

Do they dare order the Polish? Or drink a White Russian?

FFS.

ray1970
10-19-2020, 23:33
I felt a little offended when I was at a local Mexican restaurant and ordered the tacos de la Americana. They were pretty tasty though.

Great-Kazoo
10-20-2020, 08:23
I felt a little offended when I was at a local Mexican restaurant and ordered the tacos de la Americana. They were pretty tasty though.

Isn't that a pc way of saying. This is not hot, or spicy food, gringo.

BladesNBarrels
10-20-2020, 08:40
Uh, Mexico is part of the Americas when I took grade school geography.

OtterbatHellcat
10-22-2020, 03:45
I've never heard of a Death Valley Taco... but I'd try one.

:)

ray1970
10-22-2020, 05:56
Uh, Mexico is part of the Americas when I took grade school geography.

Sheesh. What are you going to claim next? That Canada is part of the America?s?


Yeah, everything on this side of the globe is technically north or South America but we all know when someone talks about hating Americans they?re probably referring to people from the United States.

Irving
10-22-2020, 07:27
I thought this was about tacos.

Great-Kazoo
10-22-2020, 08:39
I've never heard of a Death Valley Taco... but I'd try one.

:)

That's a hooker with aids .

sroz
10-22-2020, 10:05
That's a hooker with aids .

Post of the day.....

Great-Kazoo
10-23-2020, 03:58
One time during the 5th day of a 2 day binge. I realized, I had drank myself sober.

OtterbatHellcat
10-23-2020, 22:40
That's a hooker with aids .

Oh, I thought that was an "orgy".

Mazin
10-23-2020, 22:49
The only orgy I've attended lately is the one with Nyquil, antibotics, nebulizer and albuterol......upper respiratory infections are fun......

OtterbatHellcat
10-23-2020, 23:02
Bummer bro, sorry to hear about that news.

Gman
10-23-2020, 23:15
I don't know about "fun", but they put the F U in fun.

Get better quick!

wyome
10-24-2020, 00:19
The only orgy I've attended lately is the one with Nyquil, antibotics, nebulizer and albuterol......upper respiratory infections are fun......

U mean Corona...

Mazin
10-24-2020, 01:12
Its not the covid......perfect storm of crap. Quit smoking, got a cat, deep cleaned the house and bam upp respiratory infection

ray1970
10-24-2020, 06:00
Wait a minute. You got a cat? Or the woman of the house got a cat and you went along with it to keep the peace?

Great-Kazoo
10-24-2020, 09:43
Wait a minute. You got a cat? Or the woman of the house got a cat and you went along with it to keep the peace?

with no peace in the house, there's no piece at night

Gman
10-24-2020, 10:40
Word.

Irving
10-24-2020, 12:51
Got a blower sold. I still have the cool one and will test it out tomorrow if we get enough snow.

Mazin
10-24-2020, 14:51
Wait a minute. You got a cat? Or the woman of the house got a cat and you went along with it to keep the peace?

It was her Birthday Gift...

Gman
10-24-2020, 21:39
Holy smokes. My house in Colorado is under contract, nearly 2.5 weeks before going on the market, at $5K more than what we were going to ask for.

What a day.

Irving
10-24-2020, 21:55
Holy smokes. My house in Colorado is under contract, nearly 2.5 weeks before going on the market, at $5K more than what we were going to ask for.

What a day.

Fucking liberals

brutal
10-24-2020, 22:37
Fucking Californian liberals

FIFY

Great-Kazoo
10-24-2020, 22:59
Holy smokes. My house in Colorado is under contract, nearly 2.5 weeks before going on the market, at $5K more than what we were going to ask for.

What a day.


Fucking liberals

If it was a liberal family, from CA. Imagine how much more they would have paid. IF he advertised NEW: Whole house, fire sprinkler system

Mazin
10-24-2020, 23:08
Damn barret jackson girl has some ass in her tight leather pants.

Mazin
10-24-2020, 23:13
Shit GK this BJ auction is in Scottsdale, forget the cars rhis chick ass would be worth the drive.

Mazin
10-24-2020, 23:14
Oh yea thats a thong

Gman
10-25-2020, 00:10
Fucking liberals

A local, so not an import. Political affiliation never came up.

Gman
10-25-2020, 00:11
Mazin, are you sure that isn't the NyQuil talking? [Beer]

wyome
10-25-2020, 00:21
Bad tacos mebbe

Great-Kazoo
10-25-2020, 08:06
Mazin, are you sure that isn't the NyQuil talking? [Beer]

I want to see a picture of this nyquil. Based on bushamster guys few post, regarding how much he's consumed. I doubt there's any available for the general public

brutal
10-25-2020, 14:17
I want to see a picture of this nyquil. Based om bushamster guys few post, regarding how much he's consumed. I doubt there's any available for the general public

LOL @ Bushamster.

Freudian slip?

Mazin
10-25-2020, 14:35
Wha!??? I've only had 3.5 bottles this week

Gman
10-25-2020, 15:05
Wha!??? I've only had 3.5 bottles this week
Amateur.

Great-Kazoo
10-25-2020, 16:52
Wha!??? I've only had 3.5 bottles this week

Admitting you have a problem, is the first step.

Great-Kazoo
10-25-2020, 16:53
Amateur.

Notice how he has an exact number of medicine, he's taken.




Like when the ex walked in on me, and two "exotic dancers".

Hey you gonna believe me, or your lying eyes.

Mazin
10-25-2020, 17:17
Admitting you have a problem, is the first step.

Yup my problem is i can't find anything stronger to break up this congestion

ChickNorris
10-25-2020, 17:57
Yup my problem is i can't find anything stronger to break up this congestion

Wasabi?

ChickNorris
10-25-2020, 17:59
Last tactical rifle match of the year was canceled today. I get it but I can't say I wasn't disappointed.

Mazin
10-25-2020, 18:28
Might have to try it CN. I had some hot pho yesterday loaded with some spicy goodness that helped some

Great-Kazoo
10-25-2020, 20:01
Yup my problem is i can't find anything stronger to break up this congestion

All kidding aside, these will open those clogged airways. Back of the tongue, close mouth, inhale, and let it work.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Listerine-PocketPaks-Breath-Strips-Cool-Mint-72-Each-Pack-of-2/44590184?athcpid=44590184&athpgid=athenaItemPage&athcgid=null&athznid=PWVUB&athieid=v0&athstid=CS020&athguid=233f7ea7-007-17562a2632b700&athancid=null&athena=true

ChickNorris
10-25-2020, 20:18
I wasn't joking.

Gyoza & wasabi.

ChickNorris
10-25-2020, 20:20
anyone else have a migraine?

Uffda

Might be influenced by the weather...

buffalobo
10-25-2020, 20:35
I am incredibly lucky that I rarely get headaches and when I do it's source is obvious and easily remedied. Fever and severe head trauma not included.

Great-Kazoo
10-25-2020, 20:53
anyone else have a migraine?

Uffda

Might be influenced by the weather...

Or all the smoke / airborne particulates moving around.

buffalobo
10-25-2020, 21:47
Single digit low qualifies for winter time.

Irving
10-25-2020, 22:02
Used the big snow blower today. Went up and down the street on the side walk and the auger was jammed the whole time.

buffalobo
10-25-2020, 22:04
And...