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Yep the 22lr went in and out the other side of the freezer at around 40 yds.
Post pics of the compressor damage!
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:18
Stove with 1lb of Tannerite. Hid the mixture in the back of the oven, third shot and KABOOM..Man I love summer time.....;)
http://s572.photobucket.com/user/waxthis/media/2ADEE3C9-5B6F-4348-85CB-3776B6C4B8BE-4060-0000075A42A8EE61_zps0e0f9fb4.mp4.html
"Holy crap! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" [LOL]
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:19
Can you pick out the hottest pepper/peppers?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/F7E33E24-55A9-4C0B-83D5-8FEA39503357-3720-00000704CCE49679_zpsb1d7c386.jpg
For an anglo you have a cast iron stomach. I gave that hot shit up same time i stopped drinking lots of tequila.
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:21
Your getting an invite to the Block Party...We will need your skilllllz.
Not entirely sure what this means... Lol
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:22
7 more posts for tonight. I am playing Mr. Mom tomorrow.
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:23
Dog owners:
Do you let your dog(s) sleep on the bed with you? If so, why?
No they are pets. I think they sleep on the couch once i finally crash for the evening. Sneaky litttle bastages, Fast, but sneaky, Dead bird, what dead bird? Oh that one, must be that hawk we chase out of the tree. Dropped him, er her on the way out, yeah, thats it dropped it.
For an anglo you have a cast iron stomach. I gave that hot shit up same time i stopped drinking lots of tequila.
I'm sure my days are numbered!
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:26
28357
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:27
Gall darn it and shucks to heck.
I'm seriously lacking in the personal time department.....
One aspect of my occupation is to install custom vehicle graphics, several vehicles will be coming in over the next couple of months that require my dual armed capability in order to "get the job done". I really don't want to wait to get this shoulder fixed and get the rehab underway, but..... I've been there for 27 years, understand the bosses concern about the customer needs, and I'm willing to wait and see what the doc says on the consult next Wednesday.
Coolest thing is that I get to shoot TWO new weapons this weekend, I'm glad that it's my left shoulder that is messed up.....I can still SHOOT since I'm right handed.
New mini 14 and a new shotgun to mess with...looking forward to messing with those and the ones I'm already familiar with.
Guess what? You continued working with a potentially damaged are. Your boss ignored your request for time off. Quickest way to resolve that issue. Ask them for an accident report form.
27 years screw them you're injured and need medical treatment. Bet their jaws drop when you ask for the form.
Our pets are freaks!
http://s572.photobucket.com/user/waxthis/media/9B1B2AF9-F1A9-43FC-9EF0-D7AA0225D93D-4060-0000075CE5919285_zps02b7e9ae.mp4.html
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:29
28357
Funny thing here: his head and paws are resting on Mrs. HoneyBadger's leg. Yes, he is on the bed. [Abused]
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:30
Sweet turquoise walls dude! Lol
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:30
Not entirely sure what this means... Lol
Don't worry. Bring lots of lube and wear a wig, something other then that blond get up.
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:31
Okay, it's just about bed time for me!
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:32
I'm sure my days are numbered!
When you have heartburn 2 weeks after something spicy that's one hint.
Sweet turquoise walls dude! Lol
Ok, so I'm coming out....[LOL]
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:33
One more and I'm done for the night.
HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:34
Ok, I'm coming out....[LOL]
Hahaha we don't need to know that!
alright, goodnight whores! Don't let the herp bite!
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:34
Our pets are freaks!
http://s572.photobucket.com/user/waxthis/media/9B1B2AF9-F1A9-43FC-9EF0-D7AA0225D93D-4060-0000075CE5919285_zps02b7e9ae.mp4.html
Either thats one small puppy or you got one of them coon cats. Or there's not one rodent within a 5 mile radius.
Don't worry. Bring lots of lube and wear a wig, something other then that blond get up.
[ROFL2]
Either thats one small puppy or you got one of them coon cats. Or there's not one rodent within a 5 mile radius.
70 Lbs.............Now you know why the dog sleeps outside...Imagine the offspring.....[Eek2]
Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 22:36
[ROFL2]
What can i tell ya I'm the Henny Youngmen of garage sales.
TAKE MY WELDER .................................................. .........PLEASE!
Robby30-06
05-22-2013, 22:38
That cat is huge!!
GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAMMMMM
Robby30-06
05-23-2013, 07:00
GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAMMMMM
That's great, I so just read that in Robin Williams voice just now :)
Good morning.
2 more days of the drudgery of work and then a 3 DAY WEEKEND!! :)
I might go to the range EVERY DAY this weekend.
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 07:08
Uhhhh napalm?
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 07:11
Good morning.
2 more days of the drudgery of work and then a 3 DAY WEEKEND!! :)
I thought I was gonna have a sweet long weekend, but I am actually taking time off work to play Mr Mom. I gotta stay home and take care of the little HoneyBadger. It's not really time off, but its not all that different from I do at work anyway: deal with children who have low capacity for social interaction, then clean up their sh!t when they make a mess of things...
Off till Tuesday.......:)
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 07:51
Seriously, I work with children... Ages E-1 to O-6. [facepalm]
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 07:57
I might go to the range EVERY DAY this weekend.
We try to avoid any thing that put us on the road.
Off till Tuesday.......:)
Cool. Enjoy.
Seriously, I work with children... Ages E-1 to O-6. [facepalm]
LOL
We try to avoid any thing that put us on the road.
Westminster would be unhappy with me were I to discharge a firearm within their jurisdiction.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 08:26
Westminster would be unhappy with me were I to discharge a firearm within their jurisdiction.
Wait the neighbors will complain? There's too many people for you to enjoy yourself? The Man Keeping you Down
Fret no more .
My friend let me tell you about
The Noise Pollution Solution.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/51jim/100_0903.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/51jim/100_0881.jpg
Dealer, title ,taxes not included, VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Could of used that on a squirrel this morning, think a neighbor heard me...........[Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 08:32
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Could of used that on a squirrel this morning, think a neighbor heard me...........[Coffee]
I could have used a burrito from santiagos too, but no one called me:(
You using one of those factory noise reduction air rifles?
I sincerely apologize for the Santiago's oversight. You just may open your door one of these days to the smell of a delightful Indian Taco. Being air-soft/paintball/pellet/bb guns are illegal in our wonderful city, I would think if one was to use them, they would probably go with factory silenced model in the 1250 FPS range. 177 would be sufficient..............
[Coffee]
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 09:00
Will a pellet gun like that be big enough for a cottontail rabbit? It's gonna be a while before I can get a suppressor approved by the boss.
Will a pellet gun like that be big enough for a cottontail rabbit? It's gonna be a while before I can get a suppressor approved by the boss.
You know Im not sure, I suppose a head shot within 15-20 yards may do the trick...I may opt for a .22 "pellet" on those guys.
I sincerely apologize for the Santiago's oversight. You just may open your door one of these days to the smell of a delightful Indian Taco. Being air-soft/paintball/pellet/bb guns are illegal in our wonderful city, I would think if one was to use them, they would probably go with factory silenced model in the 1250 FPS range. 177 would be sufficient..............
[Coffee]
Will a pellet gun like that be big enough for a cottontail rabbit? It's gonna be a while before I can get a suppressor approved by the boss.
You know Im not sure, I suppose a head shot within 15-20 yards may do the trick...I may opt for a .22 "pellet" on those guys.
I use a 950fps .22 cal to keep it subsonic and it takes em down with a good head shot.
Things TSA does not find funny:
Empty shell casings in your backpack. 4oz (1/2 empty) toothpaste
Calling them mall cop rejects
Thankfully the weather in NYC is shitty. Flight was delayed
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Things TSA does not find funny:
Empty shell casings in your backpack. 4oz (1/2 empty) toothpaste
Calling them mall cop rejects
Thankfully the weather in NYC is shitty. Flight was delayed
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Give 'em a break man, after all, they are making the world a safer place..[LOL]
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 10:05
Things TSA does not find funny:
Empty shell casings in your backpack. 4oz (1/2 empty) toothpaste
Calling them mall cop rejects
Thankfully the weather in NYC is shitty. Flight was delayed
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Lol they gave me a very thorough search when they found a few empty casings scattered in my backpack last time I flew.... Mall cop rejects? that's a pretty fair assessment.
kawiracer14
05-23-2013, 10:19
The wonderful TSA folks in San Antonio were very confused/concerned as to why I was flying to Denver with ski bindings. I had to explain that it snows in Denver and that I was working in San Antonio so I had things shipped there.
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 10:31
Lol some of those folks don't have a clue what the real world is...
ZERO THEORY
05-23-2013, 10:46
The wonderful TSA folks in San Antonio were very confused/concerned as to why I was flying to Denver with ski bindings. I had to explain that it snows in Denver and that I was working in San Antonio so I had things shipped there.
You could use them as high-capacity assault tension devices to hold down the stewardess whilst you overtake the snack cart.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 11:30
Lol they gave me a very thorough search when they found a few empty casings scattered in my backpack last time I flew.... Mall cop rejects? that's a pretty fair assessment.
Odd they haven't caught on to your charade yet. Oh my, ammo casings in my back pack. Well HS agent guess you better search me, and lucky you, i have latex gloves.
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 13:54
Odd they haven't caught on to your charade yet. Oh my, ammo casings in my back pack. Well HS agent guess you better search me, and lucky you, i have latex gloves.
Hahaha have you ever seen a TSA agent that you'd want to get searched by??? Most of them are overweight high school dropouts.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 14:01
Hahaha have you ever seen a TSA agent that you'd want to get searched by??? Most of them are overweight high school dropouts.
If you close your eyes they're all jennifer aniston.
BuffCyclist
05-23-2013, 14:17
Gotta say, things might actually be turning around.
Just got home from my LGS, they are getting regular shipments of powder and primers in stock, though the bullets are still backordered. Lots of common pistol powders, also had at least about 50k Tula primers that landed on Monday, adding to their current inventory of around 25k.
Middle School teacher diagnosed with cancer charged with posession of meth
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/jamaica_plain/2013/05/former_state_representative_al.html
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 14:55
A few years after I graduated, one of my middle school teachers led police on a 30 minute long high speed chase after a routine traffic stop. Then it turned up that he was facing all sort of charges ranging from sexual abuse/assault to providing alcohol to minors. His police chase video isn't very exciting, but it used to be on youtube. I'll see if I can find it.
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 15:04
hahahaha I found it. the narrator sucks, but after 30 mins, they get him with a spike strip and then pull him out of the car. Police said his BAC was .12, so i guess he got a DUI on top of the sexual assault charges and eluding LEOs. [facepalm]
AWlKq6B6yvc
Yummy!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/941BA710-8095-4AD6-B8FF-F20BCA8DD68D-4800-000007CBEB5A799A_zps0bcb6ee5.jpg
I need to find me an avatar.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 17:59
I need to find me an avatar.
Take your pick
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=ytff1-yff16&va=avatar
I need to find me an avatar.
Take your pick
http://i.imgur.com/Do24vv5h.jpg (http://imgur.com/Do24vv5)
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:02
Maybe we could help you find one... [Beer]
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:04
Take your pick
http://i.imgur.com/Do24vv5h.jpg (http://imgur.com/Do24vv5)
Hahahaha perfect!
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:07
http://sirkapyaaz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/photos.jpg
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:09
http://sirkapyaaz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/obama-avatar.jpg?w=450&h=351
USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 18:12
What up whores...
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:18
http://www.newjerseyhunter.com/forums/attachments/1500d1365947477-ant-s-avatar-gay_bear_firefighter.png
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:19
What up whores...
We're trying to find a suitable avatar for KS63.
[Coffee]
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:21
Take your pick KS63!
http://www.newjerseyhunter.com/forums/attachments/1502d1365949747-ant-s-avatar-bear.jpg
USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 18:28
For some reason, I see a machinist who makes gun parts looking kind of bad ass with glasses:
28395
jim?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/e33274e19a1acb06cdeceded255a6a61_zpsbff72839.jpg
what kind of avatar we going for?
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 18:57
What?
ZERO THEORY
05-23-2013, 18:57
Take your pick
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=ytff1-yff16&va=avatar
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/lol-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-350.gif
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 18:59
what kind of avatar we going for?
See the examples on the previous page.
See the examples on the previous page.
Saw them, but didn't know if other options were open
USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 19:17
Preferrably something the rest of us will get a kick out of.
What?
Corrected...........My Bad...[Coffee]
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/e33274e19a1acb06cdeceded255a6a61_zpsbff72839.jpg
Dis???
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/4B4680C2-6365-4D96-B714-4AFE7199131F-7726-00000DA62C441129_zps4c117ad6.jpg
Hmmmmm....
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/Sarah-Palin-Pitbull-With-Lipstick.jpg
take your pick.....
http://www.dumpaday.com/random-pictures/funny-pictures/wtf-things-i-saw-when-i-went-to-wal-mart-30-pics/
ZERO THEORY
05-23-2013, 19:38
take your pick.....
http://www.dumpaday.com/random-pictures/funny-pictures/wtf-things-i-saw-when-i-went-to-wal-mart-30-pics/
Gonna go cry for a bit now.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 19:42
Hmmmmm....
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/Sarah-Palin-Pitbull-With-Lipstick.jpg
No matter what. i'd still hit it.
Oh gosh, i can see your headboard from here yes u can
http://www.newjerseyhunter.com/forums/attachments/1500d1365947477-ant-s-avatar-gay_bear_firefighter.png
Awesome! If he were riding a pink pony it'd use it! I send pics like that to friend and it pisses him off!
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 19:48
hahaha thanks for being a good sport!
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 19:56
Awesome! If he were riding a pink pony it'd use it! I send pics like that to friend and it pisses him off!
better a pink pony than a cotton one!
hahaha thanks for being a good sport!
No problem. After reading members previous posts, I got a good idea of who's joking with you and who's truly just a prick. I'm more of a prick in person! Keep the recommendations coming! Hell, I'll let you guys pick one. Bring it!
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 20:15
No problem. After reading members previous posts, I got a good idea of who's joking with you and who's truly just a prick. I'm more of a prick in person! Keep the recommendations coming! Hell, I'll let you guys pick one. Bring it!
Okay, I pick THIS ONE:
http://www.newjerseyhunter.com/forums/attachments/1502d1365949747-ant-s-avatar-bear.jpg
Okay, I pick THIS ONE:
http://www.newjerseyhunter.com/forums/attachments/1502d1365949747-ant-s-avatar-bear.jpg
+1
USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 21:19
+2
Playing by Dem rules..... So, I vote again..+3
HoneyBadger
05-23-2013, 21:27
Playing by Dem rules..... So, I vote again..+3
[LOL] well played...
USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 23:03
Italian roast chicken with squash, onions, tomatoes, & garlic... topped with melted motzarella
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 23:39
Boneless chicken breast split stuffed with red peppers and onions, rolled in melted butter lightly dredged in a seasoned flour. Cooked 35 min @ 350 then 10 min @ 400.
Chicken rice and mac salad for sides.
friday left overs
Sunday it's a chicken n shrimp Gumboooooooooooooo
Goodburbon
05-23-2013, 23:44
Boneless chicken breast split stuffed with red peppers and onions, rolled in melted butter lightly dredged in a seasoned flour. Cooked 35 min @ 350 then 10 min @ 400.
Chicken rice and mac salad for sides.
friday left overs
Sunday it's a chicken n shrimp Gumboooooooooooooo
Chicken n shrimp?
Invalid request.
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USAFGopherMike
05-23-2013, 23:46
Nah, chicken and shrimp go well together. Ate tons of the pairing down in New Orleans a couple months back.
Great-Kazoo
05-23-2013, 23:47
Chicken n shrimp?
Invalid request.
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Yeah CHICKEN AND SHRIMP. going to leave out the andouille as i'm grilling up some fresh hot and sweet italian sausage monday.
Goodburbon
05-23-2013, 23:52
Nope, grew up in Louisiana, lived there 30+years.
Chicken+shrimp+gumbo = no.
Seafood gumbo
OR
Chicken and sausage gumbo.
OR
Chicken gumbo
Only 3 valid selections. That's it.
And dear AIR FORCE cafeteria,
It's chicken gumbo, not chicken gumbo soup.
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Great-Kazoo
05-24-2013, 00:03
Nope, grew up in Louisiana, lived there 30+years.
Chicken+shrimp+gumbo = no.
Seafood gumbo
OR
Chicken and sausage gumbo.
OR
Chicken gumbo
Only 3 valid selections. That's it.
And dear AIR FORCE cafeteria,
It's chicken gumbo, not chicken gumbo soup.
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
PO-TAY-TOW PO-TOT-O they're all french fries when cooked. UNLESS you're in England. then they're CHIPS!
like on the rudolph the red nose reindeer tv show. yukon cornelius and hermy? are on the ice flow in the fog. Yukon says the fogs thick as peanut butter. Hermy says, you mean Pea Soup. He turns to hermy and says. Look Kid You eat what You Like, AND i'll eat what i like.
USAFGopherMike
05-24-2013, 00:26
So quick to assume.. I never said shit about gumbo.. but I love good gumbo, preferably seafood. Chicken and shrimp not in gumbo. As for soup and AF cafeteria... I avoid cafeterias and love chicken soup, especially homemade from a whole chicken. I find that people who put limits on what they'll try often miss out.
exponentially the further i get away from a coast the the less i want seafood. Anyone else in the same boat?
Great-Kazoo
05-24-2013, 06:46
exponentially the further i get away from a coast the the less i want seafood. Anyone else in the same boat?
i'm selective where it comes from. ANYTHING from the pacific rim / ring of fire we avoid. That shit with japan's nuclear melt down, guarantee there's some suspicious chemicals leeching into anything aquatic.
After we moved here on the way back from OK running up 83 there's a van on the side of the road with this big sign advertising
FRESH LOBSTERS.. ODDEST THING we didn't remember passing any large bodies of water on the way up north?
Yuck, head south today. .25, 9mm and .45 in tow. I hope to make it back safe tomorrow.
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 08:18
FREE DAY!!!
^This.
what are you doing with it?
USAFGopherMike
05-24-2013, 09:03
working :(
ZERO THEORY
05-24-2013, 10:27
Camping out in the Arapaho system tomorrow until Monday.
-400 rounds for the stick
-100 rounds for the sidearm
-80 odd for the scattergun
-Some 7mm
-100 odd for the wheelgun
-Steak, chicken, eggs, potatoes, and fruit
-Four pallets and some torn down pallet boards
-Two quads
Food, four wheelers, fire, and firearms makes me happy.
kawiracer14
05-24-2013, 10:38
I'm so bored at work ... .WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
I finally got outta bed, change the oil in my truck, cleaned out the truck, mowed the lawn, and now I'm sittin here watching futurama
Might have to go shopping for some .308 or 6.8.
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 16:45
what are you doing with it?
Went to the Cheyenne Mtn Zoo this morning with the wife and kiddo. Hung some blinds on the main floor of the house. Helped the refrigerator repair guy fix my fridge. Now I'm chillin with the baby and a beer.
Hey everybody.. gone fishin' for the last month... Some good whoring action going on??
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 17:30
Hey everybody.. gone fishin' for the last month... Some good whoring action going on??
for the last MONTH? WTF KIND OF JOB DO YOU HAVE?
hahaha If you were really fishing for a month, I am VERY jealous!
OtterbatHellcat
05-24-2013, 18:48
Whores!!!!
Heya Bogie.
I laughed at the avatar ideas... and he chose the mountain snow backdrop thing?... maybe I got the wrong dude.
Jim, I've had a few "accidents" over the last few years, but I bet the bulk of my shoulder problems are directly related to my time in at work. I'll meet the doc next week and ask a bunch of questions. I KNOW the first time I had significant pain in that shoulder was from an action performed At Work.... we'll see how it all plays out.
Definitely going shooting on Sunday, I'm jazzed about tits.. I meant "IT". I'm looking around the house for some fun Reactive targets....searched online and found some okay ideas, but nothing is really jumping out at me for "little cost, homemade reactive targets" ...other than the regular stuff like soda cans and crap like that.
I'd love some tannerite stuff one of these days. Wondered if acetylene in a balloon would ignite from a round.....but it probably needs actual flame for that. Don't want to start any fires on the persons property though either. Probably have to stick with paper and maybe some small containers filled with flour and and 2 liter bottles and cans ans stuff.
OtterbatHellcat
05-24-2013, 18:53
...and I think the weather will be too hot to wear my crotchless bunny suit. I'll have to stick with the more traditional 70's Disco stud outfit or perhaps the popular Landshark get up.
"Candy gram".
....uh "Flower delivery".
"Mail man".
OtterbatHellcat
05-24-2013, 19:03
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/09/the-50-best-saturday-night-live-skits/land-shark
Fishing....now you're talking. That being said, I won't be doing that for a bit yet but I will be out at the Bennett Farm with Bob on Sunday most of the day. Anyone else going?
Gotta pop in and see how da ho's are doin. :)
Wife's in the hospital this weekend for her treatments and I get to stay home and watch the kids.
Well actualy their watching me so I don't burn down the kitchen!![Coffee]
Checking in.
Range day tomorrow, early, like sun-up so I can beat the crowd.
Checking in.
Range day tomorrow, early, like sun-up so I can beat the crowd.
Lucky bastige!!
I get to pick up Cherrios off the floor in the morning.......[Bang]
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 21:44
Bob! You haven't been in this thread for a while! How ya doing?
In lonetree..Way to damn crowded down here. How do you folks do it, can't wait to head back north tomorrow....
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 22:11
Bob! You haven't been in this thread for a while! How ya doing?
Well, guess I missed him...
Bob! You haven't been in this thread for a while! How ya doing?
Doin ok Dave.
I've been trying to hustle at work to keep the bills paid,but the last few pay periods it's been real slow.Picked up a bit today but that's just the Holliday rush.
Ya gotta semd me a pm with your new address so I can stop by some weekend.
Oh yea,keepin dat pimp hand high!!![rockon]
Well, guess I missed him...
I'll be fading in and out-wifes getting her treatments done this weekend and I have to keep an eye on the kids.
HoneyBadger
05-24-2013, 22:22
I'll be fading in and out-wifes getting her treatments done this weekend and I have to keep an eye on the kids.
I understand. Michael ( the little HoneyBadger) is keeping me busier than I ever imagined.
Doin ok Dave.
I've been trying to hustle at work to keep the bills paid,but the last few pay periods it's been real slow.Picked up a bit today but that's just the Holliday rush.
Ya gotta semd me a pm with your new address so I can stop by some weekend.
Yeah, maybe once I can afford a yard I'll have a little COAR BBQ or something. Apart from carrying daily, I've hardly touched my guns in a few months... Just too much stuff goin on.
I understand. Michael ( the little HoneyBadger) is keeping me busier than I ever imagined.
Yeah, maybe once I can afford a yard I'll have a little COAR BBQ or something. Apart from carrying daily, I've hardly touched my guns in a few months... Just too much stuff goin on.
Don't need a yard for a BBQ just a few good friends :)
I hear ya,been busy playing catch up trying to fit some rest in is tough!! I touch my guns all the time,just haven't shot them much :(
In lonetree..Way to damn crowded down here. How do you folks do it, can't wait to head back north tomorrow....
South Side!!!
Great-Kazoo
05-24-2013, 23:09
In lonetree..Way to damn crowded down here. How do you folks do it, can't wait to head back north tomorrow....
We don't go to denver. That's the easy way to avoid that bs. last weekend left 3pm for a wedding. jump on @ hwy 34 and them fukers are dead in the water. Off at 402 frontage rd to hwy 66 back on to 25. Hit 120th and WTF who the fuck stops for not a damn thing??????? EVERYONE WAS JERKING OFF in the middle and left lane. Run the right lane which BTW is empty as my ex's head. get to 6th and again no one moving. I did more detours in 2 hrs then i ever want to deal with again.
Turns out 25 was like that all day. some friends said they got on @ wellington and Fukers not going anywhere. It took them 2.5hrs to get to 25 & 76[facepalm]
Jump back on 25 from santa fe @ b7pm goIN nb 25 sb still humper to humper. hOW THE FUK YOU guys who commute deal with that shit on a daily basis???
We don't go to denver. That's the easy way to avoid that bs. last weekend left 3pm for a wedding. jump on @ hwy 34 and them fukers are dead in the water. Off at 402 frontage rd to hwy 66 back on to 25. Hit 120th and WTF who the fuck stops for not a damn thing??????? EVERYONE WAS JERKING OFF in the middle and left lane. Run the right lane which BTW is empty as my ex's head. get to 6th and again no one moving. I did more detours in 2 hrs then i ever want to deal with again.
Turns out 25 was like that all day. some friends said they got on @ wellington and Fukers not going anywhere. It took them 2.5hrs to get to 25 & 76[facepalm]
Jump back on 25 from santa fe @ b7pm goIN nb 25 sb still humper to humper. hOW THE FUK YOU guys who commute deal with that shit on a daily basis???
Damn,at least on the Hutch they move,drive like a holes but move...
Goodburbon
05-25-2013, 01:58
PO-TAY-TOW PO-TOT-O they're all french fries when cooked. UNLESS you're in England. then they're CHIPS!
like on the rudolph the red nose reindeer tv show. yukon cornelius and hermy? are on the ice flow in the fog. Yukon says the fogs thick as peanut butter. Hermy says, you mean Pea Soup. He turns to hermy and says. Look Kid You eat what You Like, AND i'll eat what i like.
;)
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HoneyBadger
05-25-2013, 03:13
3am. Gotta feed the rug rat. Cheers! [Beer]
We don't go to denver. That's the easy way to avoid that bs. last weekend left 3pm for a wedding. jump on @ hwy 34 and them fukers are dead in the water. Off at 402 frontage rd to hwy 66 back on to 25. Hit 120th and WTF who the fuck stops for not a damn thing??????? EVERYONE WAS JERKING OFF in the middle and left lane. Run the right lane which BTW is empty as my ex's head. get to 6th and again no one moving. I did more detours in 2 hrs then i ever want to deal with again.
Turns out 25 was like that all day. some friends said they got on @ wellington and Fukers not going anywhere. It took them 2.5hrs to get to 25 & 76[facepalm]
Jump back on 25 from santa fe @ b7pm goIN nb 25 sb still humper to humper. hOW THE FUK YOU guys who commute deal with that shit on a daily basis???
I hear ya man.. I'll spare you the horror story of this trip, but it was just as bad..." New Rule" If your heading to Denver from the north, be on he road by 5am, and when heading back...... not before 10 pm.........GAWD!!
HoneyBadger
05-25-2013, 07:48
Whew I'm tired! Little HoneyBadger kept me up most of the night.
Gotta pop in and see how da ho's are doin. :)
Wife's in the hospital this weekend for her treatments and I get to stay home and watch the kids.
Well actualy their watching me so I don't burn down the kitchen!![Coffee]
We wish her the best in recovery. Stay strong man and let me know if you need anything.
We wish her the best in recovery. Stay strong man and let me know if you need anything.
Thanks Jeff.
She's doing ok now.
They dosed her up with the radiation treatment yesterday and now she has to wait for the fallout to get down to normal levels.
I could allways use another night lite though..[LOL]
OtterbatHellcat
05-25-2013, 19:03
Yeah man, I hope everything turns out alright with the Mrs.... tough deal I'm sure.
Yeah man, I hope everything turns out alright with the Mrs.... tough deal I'm sure.
Thanks Bro[Beer]
Sofar so good,she is resting well and should be home sometime tomorrow.
I gotta clean the mess in the kitchen before she gets home otherwise she may go nuclear on my ass!![panic]
OtterbatHellcat
05-25-2013, 20:33
lol
I hope you can get stuff satisfactory for the boss.
OtterbatHellcat
05-25-2013, 20:44
On that commute thing.... I think basically from the Springs up to at least Longmont, maybe up to Ft. Collins.........is pretty sucky most of the time. I live out on 76 and ride in Early...it's not a bad deal coming home that way either. My suck factor is dealing with all the trucks through Commerce City and the gung ho LEO's there. They like their radar equipment pretty good.
I don't think I could deal with that nasty ass rush hour stuff that most folks put up with, to the point that if faced with it, I would just find residency in the neighborhood that my work is located at. Ride a bike, or even walk to work kind of deal.
Someday I would like to have 80 acres out east somewhere.....figuring out how to do that without the daily grind job is still eluding me.
OtterbatHellcat
05-25-2013, 20:50
Gonna start packing up the rifles, handguns and shotgun for tomorrows Extravaganza of Destruction... lol.
I kid, .....just going to enjoy some quality "range" time. About 500 assorted rounds loaded already, trying to decide if I should load some more. Might actually get the wife to participate in exhausting some rounds. I hope she does, and enjoys it....I know I will. I want to get two scopes sighted in during the process.
OtterbatHellcat
05-25-2013, 20:52
Happy evening to you, whores.
Kitchen is cleaned just don't look under the sofa!![Sofa]
Watching Zero Dark Thirty... Not bad do far
Great-Kazoo
05-25-2013, 22:15
Watching Zero Dark Thirty... Not bad do far
Very talky, then again it shines some light on at the time were just sound bites in the media.
Very talky, then again it shines some light on at the time were just sound bites in the media.
My question, is, did the prez really watch this shit live? Or was it a replay by the time he was briefed?
Great-Kazoo
05-25-2013, 22:19
My question, is, did the prez really watch this shit live? Or was it a replay by the time he was briefed?
He was unaware of anything at anytime and did not really know what happened until the media reported it.
He was unaware of anything at anytime and did not really know what happened until the media reported it.
Makes way more sense now.
HoneyBadger
05-25-2013, 22:23
Going to my orientation for the Frontier Sportsman's Club tomorrow morning. Maybe do a little shooting. :)
HoneyBadger
05-25-2013, 22:26
He was unaware of anything at anytime and did not really know what happened until the media reported it.
Not sure about video, but he listened to it "live" ...about a 4.5 second delay actually.
Great-Kazoo
05-25-2013, 22:27
Not sure about video, but he listened to it "live" ...about a 4.5 second delay actually.
Dude whats up with ya'll JOKES it's a joke RE: IRS, I know nothing.
UrbanWolf
05-25-2013, 22:34
I got bored and drew something on my sketchbook....
http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/RadScorpius/395581_10200683601286804_1264893137_n_zpsc27b6444. jpg
ChunkyMonkey
05-25-2013, 23:14
Sigh.. Dryer stopped drying.
Sigh.. Dryer stopped drying.
Sounds like an oversized target for ya now.
28491
Where's the marshmallows?
Do you guys remember clothing lines in the back of houses? I have seen one of those in years.
Do you guys remember clothing lines in the back of houses? I have seen one of those in years.
Lol!
Many many years ago back when I lived in Brooklyn Ny,our apartment building had them.
You look out the back windows and that's all you saw were lines all over the place!
And you can tell when somebody was doing laundry by the indistinctive squeak it had when they were putting their clothes out.
I forget what bird it is but it makes the same exact sound!I allways called it the squeaky clothsline bird since I was a kid..
Do you guys remember clothing lines in the back of houses? I have seen one of those in years.
Out side of Gunnison you got a property tax credit if you had a clothesline. Every house and local business had some loose form of one.
GilpinGuy
05-26-2013, 00:51
Do you guys remember clothing lines in the back of houses? I have seen one of those in years.
I wonder where escaped convicts steal clothes to wear these days.
I wonder where escaped convicts steal clothes to wear these days.
Wally World....
Great-Kazoo
05-26-2013, 08:07
Sigh.. Dryer stopped drying.
Sounds like an oversized target for ya now.
ABSOLUTELY NOT Let's convert it to a wet tumbler for brass. Bring it up with you.
BuffCyclist
05-26-2013, 09:45
Do you guys remember clothing lines in the back of houses? I have seen one of those in years.
Our house came with one. They're very popular down here in New Mexico.
Not sure about video, but he listened to it "live" ...about a 4.5 second delay actually.
4.5 seconds? Figured you space guys could do better.
I got bored and drew something on my sketchbook....
http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q668/RadScorpius/395581_10200683601286804_1264893137_n_zpsc27b6444. jpg
You should make a t shirt. And on the back write "the pigs are in the farmhouse". I'd buy a couple.
We had a hog farm next to ours when I was a kid. This had an interesting result on drying clothes over the line....
In fact I think that's how the neighbor boy got the nickname 'pigshit'
May as well go for two more.
whoomp there it is... whoomp there it is...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Word^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^
LOL....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Obama at 1:01 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8#)!
Couldn't make it pass :21.
Great-Kazoo
05-26-2013, 11:06
Lol!
Many many years ago back when I lived in Brooklyn Ny,our apartment building had them.
You look out the back windows and that's all you saw were lines all over the place!
And you can tell when somebody was doing laundry by the indistinctive squeak it had when they were putting their clothes out.
I forget what bird it is but it makes the same exact sound!I allways called it the squeaky clothsline bird since I was a kid..
Up on Tar Beach.! we use to watch the dirigibles [Air Ships) come up the narrows on their way to the navy yard.
Up on Tar Beach.! we use to watch the dirigibles [Air Ships) come up the narrows on their way to the navy yard.
Ha ha,that was way before my time,but I do remember the Navy Yard.
Now thinking about it we had a clear view of the G.W. Bridge.The funny thing is when my mom went for her naturalization test one of the questions was -who was the first U.S. president?
Mom answered -George Washington bridge....[facepalm]
OtterbatHellcat
05-26-2013, 12:07
Wax, you and I both enjoyed the fire pit last night. I really dig it.
I ended up loading a few more mags for the trip today...don't have to use 'em but they're there either way.
Nice day to have some barbeque chicken and ribs......and some shootin'.
Hoooooooooo Yahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
OtterbatHellcat
05-26-2013, 12:08
How's the Wif doing Zteknik?
I hope alright.
How's the Wif doing Zteknik?
I hope alright.
She's doing ok.Thanks Bro.
She should be home within the hour.
Next week they do a scan to follow up the treatment,but so far so good.
HoneyBadger
05-26-2013, 15:28
4.5 seconds? Figured you space guys could do better.
It's gotta go through local radios to an AWACS or similar, where it gets decoded, re-encoded, encrypted (twice) and then sent up 43,000km to a geo comm satellite, then through the processors on the satellite, though the crosslinks to a satellite over the US (about 120,000km), then 43,000km back down to the terminal at the pentagon or White House or wherever he was, then decoded, decrypted, and turned into a usable data stream. There is also some black magic involved.
The signal traveling all that distance at the speed of light takes about .8 seconds, and the processing, encoding, and decoding takes 3-4 seconds.
Great-Kazoo
05-26-2013, 16:45
I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IZobXdJyE
patrick0685
05-26-2013, 17:33
stopping by
HoneyBadger
05-26-2013, 17:49
stopping by
Hola seƱor!
GilpinGuy
05-26-2013, 18:02
I feel funny whoring myself thos early.
I feel funny whoring myself thos early.
It's ok...it's a holiday weekend dontcha know..[Coffee]
HoneyBadger
05-26-2013, 21:16
It's ok...it's a holiday weekend dontcha know..[Coffee]
What? Are you from one of the 'Otas now? Minnesota? South Dakota? North Dakota? Lol
Great-Kazoo
05-26-2013, 22:44
I feel funny whoring myself thos early.
When you work trade you ho when ever you can.
What? Are you from one of the 'Otas now? Minnesota? South Dakota? North Dakota? Lol
Nah,you ota know better than that,a little bit of northern NY kickin in...[Coffee]
What up Ho's has to stop but for a minute and say hello to everyone.
What up Ho's has to stop but for a minute and say hello to everyone.
[Wave]
Just kickin back catching up..
ChunkyMonkey
05-27-2013, 00:55
[Wave]
Just kickin back catching up..
I heard rumors you sir can make a set of AK furniture replacement.
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 02:51
I heard rumors you sir can make a set of AK furniture replacement.
Bob has done some beautiful stock work. Idk if he is for hire, but he does a top-notch job.
in others news, it's ~3am, which means I am up feeding the baby. I have a feeling I'm going to be doing lots of 3am posting around here for the next few months...
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 02:57
Whore whore whore...
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 03:01
And NOW it's the witching hour!
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 03:02
Which witch could make a sandwich the witchiest?
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 03:02
Ya know, kinda like the whole wood chuck thing?
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 03:03
And 3270. Goodnight!
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 07:37
Bob has done some beautiful stock work. Idk if he is for hire, but he does a top-notch job.
in others news, it's ~3am, which means I am up feeding the baby. I have a feeling I'm going to be doing lots of 3am posting around here for the next few months...
NEXT Few months ????[LOL] 3 am for a runny nose @ 1yr old , 1/2 the night when they run a fever ( until they move out) take a sick day when they have bronchitis , miss another 1-2 days AND have some words with the spouse or vice versa when they cannot shake some god forsaken croup they picked up in day care, never fully sleep after they fall of the bike , break their wrist, because THEY DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN YOU TOLD THEM DO NOT LET THE DOG PULL YOU ON A LEASH AND HAVE YOUR HAND WRAPPED AROUND IT!!!
up all night because for some reason (there will be many) they do not answer their cell @ 2am 2hrs after curfew. THEN THEY PULL UP BUZZED as if nothing happened. Telling you WELL I WAS THE LEAST DRUNK AND EVERYONE NEEDED A RIDE[facepalm]
The list goes on and on and on. She's been gone 11 yrs and we still stay up. yrs ago when there was no contact and she was off the coast of iran, when there was a riot in max sec where she works. etc etc etc.
Never mind the call where she ask. Hey i'm in the tower who do i shoot first? You ask a few ? regarding on hand weapons and what you would do THEN SHE HANGS UP with no contact for 2 weeks.
YEAH YOU HAVE A 3 AM FEEDING, Those early mornings will end soon enough GFL
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 07:55
Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again. [facepalm]
This is the easy part. The part I'm worried about is when I have to teach him principles and morality and how to be a good man. How to treat a girl right. How to work hard. How to provide for his family. That's the part that scares the sh!t out of me.
God only knows what I'll do if we have a girl next... [panic] [panic][panic]
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 07:57
Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again. [facepalm]
This is the easy part. The part I'm worried about is when I have to teach him principles and morality and how to be a good man. How to treat a girl right. How to work hard. How to provide for his family. That's the part that scares the sh!t out of me.
No matter how hard you try, like us as kids, they will do what they want. You providing a moral compass helps.
Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again. [facepalm]
This is the easy part. The part I'm worried about is when I have to teach him principles and morality and how to be a good man. How to treat a girl right. How to work hard. How to provide for his family. That's the part that scares the sh!t out of me.
God only knows what I'll do if we have a girl next... [panic] [panic][panic]
"
God only knows what I'll do if we have a girl next..."
Ha!!!! You will also have turquoise room!
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 08:56
Howdy, Memorial Day whores.
Never heard that particular Zappa track, Jim....kinda liked it though.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:05
Had a great time shooting yesterday. Kinda pissed that I sucked with my G22, last time I had it out seemed I hit everything I was aiming at.. I dunno. Good news is the new scope for the AR is really close to dead nuts....it started getting dark on us. No failures or jams with anything, good day.
Wondering if someone up north would be willing to show me how to reload .223. You know, like a 1 day lesson or something, I'd make it worth your while. Or, is there a recommended book from somebody? I'd like to be able to do that properly.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:07
Then again, you probably cant get primers or powder and stuff since all the shelves are mostly empty.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:10
My shit hole town has really jacked up our water rates.....why? I have no damn idea. The neighbor said "piss on it" and stopped watering his lawn, and now looks like shit. I figured to run as usual and see what the bill is really going to be. I've got trees and bushes that I don't want dying....fukin town.
Happy Memorial Day!
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OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:15
Heya Bear.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:18
Been marinating some steaks overnight...they're gonna hit the grill sometime this afternoon.
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 09:18
Howdy, Memorial Day whores.
Never heard that particular Zappa track, Jim....kinda liked it though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMecZQqyNg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDE9MC3jnl0
then barowze some capt beefheart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XcdG_sXZjA
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:19
Might as well try and hit the 500
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:19
Heya Jim..
*checking out the tracks*
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:25
Wow, Mr Beefheart is a little more out there than Frank is.
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 09:27
Wow, Mr Beefheart is a little more out there than Frank is.
not quite
fast and boombus. GOT ME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvdrwRs27hE
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:29
The song in #466 is out there.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:33
I play, which is to say that I've been taking guitar lessons for about four years now....learning theory as well. It's a long road to be on, but I still enjoy it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^7 more to go^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You can do it man!
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:43
Heya there Wax.
Yeah, only a few more to go.
How you doing today?
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:45
The board isn't refreshing normally....hangin' up kinda.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:46
You should hear my version of the Blue Bell ice cream jingle... it's quite different than your radio version. lol
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:48
Strange incident at Charlotte motor speedway yesterday...camera cables and crap falling on the track during the race, some fans injured as well, though not seriously.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:50
Shoulder is a little pissed off today.....lots-O-rounds yesterday.
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 09:51
I play, which is to say that I've been taking guitar lessons for about four years now....learning theory as well. It's a long road to be on, but I still enjoy it.
read up on robert fripp, king crimson, league of crafty guitarist
He met with paul & george? talking how he broke down MMT and was able to master ALL the riffs . He was then told really? all those tracks are mixes, you are a talented guitarist.or something to that effect. I heard him do a lecture and was impressed with one very underrated musician.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtK_YBZBEQA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoaLNdUb1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQSQu0u4OMo
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:51
Alright, now I'll have to come up with something profound for my first big milestone post here.... hmmmmm.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 09:59
Dalg ot wonk ym erohw sdneirf ereh. I ekil eht ecalp dna kool drawrof ot gniteem dna gnitoohs htiw emos fo uoy syug.
:)
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 10:00
Thanks Jim, I'll look into it.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 10:36
Invocation is pretty cool.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 10:50
Schizoid Man is an interesting piece of work, never heard it before...and it sounds a lot like the Beatles MMT style at the time to me. The visual aspect is interesting in it's own way as well.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 11:38
The documentary had some cool stuff in it.
I'm still seeking the secret of music myself....that was a very good way to put that. I can play my own stuff, learning others stuff can be very tedious at the least, but it's putting the whole picture together when you're playing, and instinctively knowing where to go for what you are trying to express, into action on the spot. No big deal if you've practiced something over and over to accomplish it, ....flinging stuff out there spontaneously on the fly, at any given time for any key....is a real bitch.
And in the famous words of Forest Gump...
"that's all I have to say about that."
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 11:40
And I have to make a beer run....dammit.
Anyone need anything from the liquor store while I'm out?
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 12:17
Alright, get off my ass and head down to Habibs in Brighton....I don't like getting screwed at the Stop and Rob in town here.
Meh.
HoneyBadger
05-27-2013, 12:38
And I have to make a beer run....dammit.
Anyone need anything from the liquor store while I'm out?
Ummm yes! Duh!
Dalg ot wonk ym erohw sdneirf ereh. I ekil eht ecalp dna kool drawrof ot gniteem dna gnitoohs htiw emos fo uoy syug.
:)
ZBK2 K.
Wow, Mr Beefheart is a little more out there than Frank is.
Have you listened to Joe's Garage? Truly a work of art.
KestrelBike
05-27-2013, 15:11
alright this is going to sound so stupid but here goes:
I'm finally tuckin in to this chocolate easter bunny my mom had given me last April. I had half of it (it's a small bunny) and left the other half on my desk overnight. I came back to it after coming home from work and noticed choco-dust in the bottom, and a bunch of filthy black ants puttin it to my bunny! I ran the chocolate under the sink and thoroughly flushed out both the dust and the antennaed-invaders so the chocolate actually looks clean.
However, I'm afraid the ants might have impregnated the chocolate with toxic residues perhaps from pesticides or something. A) am I being an idiot and [most importantly] B) can I safely eat it?
alright this is going to sound so stupid but here goes:
I'm finally tuckin in to this chocolate easter bunny my mom had given me last April. I had half of it (it's a small bunny) and left the other half on my desk overnight. I came back to it after coming home from work and noticed choco-dust in the bottom, and a bunch of filthy black ants puttin it to my bunny! I ran the chocolate under the sink and thoroughly flushed out both the dust and the antennaed-invaders so the chocolate actually looks clean.
However, I'm afraid the ants might have impregnated the chocolate with toxic residues perhaps from pesticides or something. A) am I being an idiot and [most importantly] B) can I safely eat it?
1. Set oven to 350*
2. Spread ants on a cookie sheet
3. Melt chocolate
4. After 15 minis in the oven, pour chocolate over ants
5. Let cool
6. Enjoy your revenge
Great-Kazoo
05-27-2013, 17:05
Have you listened to Joe's Garage? Truly a work of art.
Are you suggesting he stick closer to church orientated society
Are you suggesting he stick closer to church orientated society
The white zone is for loading and unloading...
Are you suggesting he stick closer to church orientated society
Pluking too hard on meeeeee......
A) am I being an idiot and [most importantly] B) can I safely eat it?
Yes?
alright this is going to sound so stupid but here goes:
I'm finally tuckin in to this chocolate easter bunny my mom had given me last April. I had half of it (it's a small bunny) and left the other half on my desk overnight. I came back to it after coming home from work and noticed choco-dust in the bottom, and a bunch of filthy black ants puttin it to my bunny! I ran the chocolate under the sink and thoroughly flushed out both the dust and the antennaed-invaders so the chocolate actually looks clean.
However, I'm afraid the ants might have impregnated the chocolate with toxic residues perhaps from pesticides or something. A) am I being an idiot and [most importantly] B) can I safely eat it?
I say go for it. At least if we do not hear from you again we know what happened.
holy long weekend. I'll whore later.
USAFGopherMike
05-27-2013, 21:41
Quick shout out to all my whorin pals.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 22:38
Whores....
Brutal.... you gotta spend a little more time in here. Your recipe and "white zone" action made me bust out laughing hard.
...and I wanted to tell you... good luck, we're all counting on you.
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 23:00
Arg... I get the white zone thing now...originally I thought it was from the movie "Airplane"...which was a funny damn movie...and perhaps where they got the idea from, wouldn't be surprised.
I stand corrected, and I actually enjoyed Joes Garage.
Where's my bible?
OtterbatHellcat
05-27-2013, 23:01
Goodnight whores.
...and shit.
USAFGopherMike
05-27-2013, 23:03
Original from Airplane and yes, still funnier.
Great-Kazoo
05-28-2013, 00:20
A place where people make important decisions.
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