The post whore thread.

[William]

Night folks

Good night.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Frozen shit in a box gettin' zapped now.

Tastes like shit, but you can live off it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stouffers.

"We know you don't care, we're here to help you suck".

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy Mothers Day to all the ho-bags Moms.

[SideShow Bob]

I did see a really odd "box" manufacturer vehicle the other day though. Mounted on a 2WD F series, 7.3 power stroke.

Slant side utility box that was extra tall and extra long as well. Shit ton of exterior compartments. Never seen anything like it before, I was looking for a brand on it, but there was nothing to indicate the builder origin.

If you want to talk about odd vehicles, I was followed east on Iliff Ave. from I-225 til I turned onto Wesley by the City of Aurora’s painted flat black MRAP, only thing missing was the Ma Deuce in the top turret.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, Bob.

MRAP looks close to a Bearcat, and those are cool as shit. Turret and all.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Aaaaand sheeeit…. the pepper thing was on Pour.

Oh well. I'm still eatin' it.

[William]

Might as well. I am out, have a good night.

[SideShow Bob]

Imagine crossing an intersection and see one of these turn in behind you and follow for several miles.
And you are only carrying a Compact 9mm & one spare magazine.......

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190512/cdb5151537aa3ca9b0149837f1c078c1.jpg

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight, William.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hear ya, Bob. That is an impressive and intimidating vehicle for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight my friends.

:)

[Irving]

What's the point of the tandem rear axle? Troops don't weigh that much and they aren't doing no knocks at the top of an off road trail. Is it just to have more tires in case of a flat?

[Fentonite]

You really out? Just got here. Not for long though. Glad to see you’re posting again.

[Fentonite]

That armor has to be heavy. (That ranks high on the list of dumbest statements I’ve posted lately). Maybe tandem for redundancy, so if a rear tire is blown, it can still limp away? Or maybe armor is just heavy.

[SideShow Bob]

What's the point of the tandem rear axle? Troops don't weigh that much and they aren't doing no knocks at the top of an off road trail. Is it just to have more tires in case of a flat?

An MRAP’s empty weight is 14 - 18 tons depending on configuration. I would assume that is a good enough reason for tandem duallys

[Great-Kazoo]

Hell, I didn't know that stuff existed...had never seen it. I've always towed just the regular way....tongue on the ball mount and go.

You still talking about a trailer?


ball mount, not receiver.

Pitching, catching, lot of questions need to be asked before anyone starts, anything.

[Irving]

Didn't think about the weight of the armor. Just the tax burden. OHHHHHHHH

[Fentonite]

Well, if your budget gives you X tax dollars to spend and you don’t spend them all, you get a budget cut next year. So you better add some tires to use up the tax dollars, maybe even go into the red so you get a bigger budget next year.

[ChickNorris]

Poit

[ChickNorris]

Poitless

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ray1970]

More sunshine today for Mother?s Day.

Think I?ll take advantage of the wonderful weather and do some yard work.

[ChickNorris]

There were two squirrels in the Maple this morning.

[ChickNorris]

& another one in the Crabapple

[Great-Kazoo]

There were two squirrels in the Maple this morning.

As in, were- past tense ?

[ChickNorris]

As a matter of fact...

[earplug]

Wilson gave us a bunch of crap.

[Great-Kazoo]

As a matter of fact...

1 BB, 1 Kill ;)

[ChickNorris]

Wilson gave us a bunch of crap.

Wilson?

[SideShow Bob]

Wilson?

He is into volley ball........

[ChickNorris]

1 BB, 1 Kill ;)

More Minie ball

[Great-Kazoo]

More Minie ball

So they met a splattering finish

[ChickNorris]

There is a stray cat in our neighbor.

We named it Wilson. Guess why.

[SideShow Bob]

Because it is nothing but a bloody paw print now ?

[ChickNorris]

So they met a splattering finish

I bet no one has ever described you as subtle GK.

The margins are crisp & clean & it's done.

[ChickNorris]

Because it is nothing but a bloody paw print now ?

Oh gosh no Bob. I would never. I like cats

Looks like he sat on a couple of ping pong balls.

[ChickNorris]

He is his own entourage so to speak. No joke.

[Great-Kazoo]

I bet no one has ever described you as subtle GK.

The margins are crisp & clean & it's done.

Me? Hardly. Sugar coating things, coddles the weak.

[ChickNorris]

Word of the day: descrete

Like peewee's playhouse

[ChickNorris]

I have a shirt that says sugar across the front.

Giggle

[ChickNorris]

Oooo... F1 in Spain!

[whitewalrus]

Happy Mother?s Day to those that qualify :)

[earplug]

Woodrow Wilson.
Revenue Act
Federal Reserve
League of Nations
World War 1 Mothers Day

[ChickNorris]

Um, don't forget the Colorado Coalfield War.

[brutal]

Brutal, what's your opinion of trailer anti-sway devices, and your experience with it?

Necessary for most heavy and long high sided trailers unless you're pulling with a dually.

I only used one behind my last 5th wheel to help reduce sway on my boat, but it's a given that they're needed for just about every RV due to the tall sides (sail).

As with everything else, there's a price/performance cost benefit to the different options.

You can haul a +30' bumper pull TT around with a Lincoln Town Car if you spend $$$ on a Hensley Arrow (WD+sway control).

Blue Ox and the Equalizer line are both good stuff and very popular with the RV crowd because they incorporate ant-sway into the WD setup.

The add on anti-sway friction bars are a PITA IMHO.

[MrPrena]

Oooo... F1 in Spain!

Circuit de Catalunya is one of the most boring (unpopular) circuit, but one of the most challenging circuits.
Thst is why most of constructor test there during off season.

[wyome]

Fixed my girls car...now I wanna jump in the hot tub, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

itz only 80 degrees....lost another damn heating element....grrr

[wyome]

Oooo... F1 in Spain!

F1 race was ok....Indy Car race was great with Simon Pagenaud coming from way back in the wet to win.

[ChickNorris]

Hadn't watched the indy race yet... pout.

[ChickNorris]

The emPHAsis was in the wrong place



Oooo... F1 ! in Spain.

[ChickNorris]

Iego!

Apologies I got so tetchy about my blue cz 75 photo.
Thanks for understanding.

[ChickNorris]

Now I feel like causing mischief... frac

[ChickNorris]

Bueller?

Bueller?

[wyome]

Dave's not here man...

[Great-Kazoo]

Bueller?

Bueller?

Tiny bubbles

[ChickNorris]

Nooooooo

[buffalobo]

What do Ruby slippers, big ears and Bob Dole have in common?
I wanna hear that Bob Dole riddle answer.

I liked Bob.

Elizabeth too.Kansas.

Ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz, big ears is a trait prominent among the Kansas branch of my family, Bob Dole represented Kansas.

Big ears clue was inside clue but somebody should have got it.

Mazin would have nailed it right off.

IMO the Dole' s is good folks.


Dave's not here man...He be by when he can...

[ChickNorris]

You're kin with the Easter bunny?!

[ChickNorris]

No wait... ears of corn.

[ChickNorris]

Corn is a funny word.

[ChickNorris]

Korn

[ChickNorris]

Night folks

[Great-Kazoo]

Corn is a funny word.

Corn rhymes with Porn. Can you eat corn while watching porn?


IIRC some of the 70's and 80's porn was also called popcorn porn. Why, who knows?

[Irving]

Here's something to help you sleep. Don't forget to check out the comment section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgKdDCJx5o

[ChickNorris]

Cob rhymes with knob

[buffalobo]

Couldn't wait til everything totally complete, had to drag grill out of storage can.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190513/393ccc6028e4ff4c5e45c47aeb119d3a.jpg

[buffalobo]

The new grill/outdoor cooking area is gonna be cool when complete.

[buffalobo]

The chicken turned out great BTW.

[buffalobo]

Can't wait to get project finished and put in new equipment.

[SideShow Bob]

IIRC some of the 70's and 80's porn was also called popcorn porn. Why, who knows?


Because at the end, POP goes the weasel.......

[ChickNorris]

It's corn. Shuck it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Cob rhymes with knob

Which may require holding an ear, or two.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Woof !

[OtterbatHellcat]

That chicken looked mighty good, boss.

[ChickNorris]

Hi OBC

[OtterbatHellcat]

Tired from Saturday, and picked weeds for a few hours today. Having trouble with another Monday in my face... grrrr.

Hope we have a good week.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo, CN.

[ChickNorris]

I hope your week is uneventful too

[OtterbatHellcat]

Don't want to go to bed yet but I should. Probably lay there and stare at the ceiling.

[ChickNorris]

Hiya Scanker ; )

Um...

[ChickNorris]

Not used to seeing you stop in. I like it.

[ChickNorris]

Don't want to go to bed yet but I should. Probably lay there and stare at the ceiling.

Im reminded of a punchline... dont remember the joke though.

Was something like: Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

[ChickNorris]

Im bored. Tried sleeping. Not going to happen.

[ChickNorris]

Guess I'll get up & do some dry fire drills.

Toodles.

[Great-Kazoo]

How can 2 auto parts stores have brakes and other parts for a 63 impala. Yet not have axle seals for a 4wd 88 jeep. In an area where every 4th or 5th vehicle on the road is a jeep.

[GilpinGuy]

Burnt out from running this WPT tournament these last 2 weeks. After Monday, 6 weeks of normalcy. Can't wait.

[Irving]

Burnt out from running this WPT tournament these last 2 weeks. After Monday, 6 weeks of normalcy. Can't wait.

I won that poker tournament you donated. So I'm not sure when, but I'll be seeing you sometime. :)

Thanks again.

[ChickNorris]

Im going to the outdoor range.

[ChickNorris]

Today's word : Neener

Like peewee's playhouse

[BladesNBarrels]

How can 2 auto parts stores have brakes and other parts for a 63 impala. Yet not have axle seals for a 4wd 88 jeep. In an area where every 4th or 5th vehicle on the road is a jeep.

Nobody has a 63 Impala, so inventory doesn't turn over
Everybody owns a 88 Jeep, so inventory flies out the door.
Inventory Management needs review.

At least, that is what the consultant said?

[whitewalrus]

Im going to the outdoor range.

have fun with the new toy!

[BladesNBarrels]

Good day for it
Have fun!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey!...where da ho's at?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Slackin'.

[ChickNorris]

Hi OBC.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I did get one of the nerf bars cut to fit today, so that's cool. Just need to get a functional jack to hold it place long enough to get stuff marked and get the mounting plates lined up and drilled and mounted....then I can tack it and get moving on it.

The guy at the differential shop is probably thinking he'll never hear from me again, it's been a while and that housing is waiting on me to get stuff tacked up and sent back to him as well. Life got in the way for a bit, and I have to forego the pain issues in order to get this stuff done.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya, CN.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gonna be more neatoier temps coming up in the next few days....nice!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I had my own version of Princess Bride lines today for weed control.


Mine was:.... Hello, my name is Enigo Montoya, you grew in the rocks....prepare to die!!!!.

Also:..... I've spent my whole life looking for the five fingered weed, and when I find him, he will die.


You ever had conversations with weeds that you were killing? I have, and I meant it.

"Fuck you, Goat Head!!!". Or "Drink some of this up, you little son of a bitch".

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

The goat head thing was more with the propane torch though.

All that work I did over the years, and the ex just dropped the ball on those goat heads. Oh well.

[Fentonite]

I have a floor jack, actually also a motorcycle jack that might work better - you’re welcome to.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey brother....thank you. Neither of those would work for the size of these tubing arrangements.

We have a proper jack at work that is unsafe because it leaks down, and should be replaced or repaired. Unfortunately, I might have to use a lift and several jack stands to keep stuff stable enough. I need to get it done though.

[GilpinGuy]

I won that poker tournament you donated. So I'm not sure when, but I'll be seeing you sometime. :)

Thanks again.

Very cool! Let me know when you're coming.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, GG.

You get a break soon, that will be a good thing.

[Irving]

I did get one of the nerf bars cut to fit today, so that's cool. Just need to get a functional jack to hold it place long enough to get stuff marked and get the mounting plates lined up and drilled and mounted....then I can tack it and get moving on it.

The guy at the differential shop is probably thinking he'll never hear from me again, it's been a while and that housing is waiting on me to get stuff tacked up and sent back to him as well. Life got in the way for a bit, and I have to forego the pain issues in order to get this stuff done.

Seems like something a phone call would fix.

[OtterbatHellcat]

With Jim at the Diff shop, yes.

Yes it would explain third or fourth delay, and he probably ordered the gear set and it's just sitting there. I also owe him for a custom made t-case output flange.

I don't think he wants phone calls, he wants jobs and checks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I also can't leave the truck immobile for extended periods of time, this truck is at work. I'm trying to do the best I can considering the circumstances.

[Irving]

From what I understand, you really have to know what you're doing to install gears in a differential. What about replacing the gears in a T-case? Is it the same thing where you have to adjust tension and stuff, or is it just take the old stuff out and bolt the new stuff in?

I can go to a 3:1 ratio T-case in my Amigo for $350 with just the gears, or $1,500 in an assembled T-case. Quite the difference.

[OtterbatHellcat]

From what I understand, you really have to know what you're doing to install gears in a differential. What about replacing the gears in a T-case? Is it the same thing where you have to adjust tension and stuff, or is it just take the old stuff out and bolt the new stuff in?

I can go to a 3:1 ratio T-case in my Amigo for $350 with just the gears, or $1,500 in an assembled T-case. Quite the difference.

The t-case flange had to be made anyways in order to do a CV rear shaft for my t-case. Also my t-case should be gone through as well due to it being 40 to 50 yrs old. I agree you really need to know wtf you're doing while assembling diffs. All that said, running 37 inch tires with 3:73 gears might not be in the ballpark for t-case gearing remedies in my t-case. I don't know.

Jim came out and saw what I had, I went with his recommendations. I feel bad leaving the guy hanging a bit, I'm better than that and it bothers me. I'm a bit under the gun regarding many things over the next two months alone. I really am trying to get all I can get done, as fast as I can with all the stuff going on.

[OtterbatHellcat]

And all of that doesn't include the shit I'd need to do to my dad's van just to get it running, and that's in my face too. Fuk.

[Irving]

Is 3:73 gears what he recommended, or what you're running before the new gears?

I didn't know that about differentials until recently, so I'm curious if it's the same with T-case gears. I was all gung-hoe to just order the gears and install myself, but not if you're supposed to have expertise in order to do it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Nobody has a 63 Impala, so inventory doesn't turn over
Everybody owns a 88 Jeep, so inventory flies out the door.
Inventory Management needs review.

At least, that is what the consultant said?

Not really. Both stores list 2 differentials the 30 & 44 Dana. Yet there are 1/2 doz different dana / spicer differentials.

[Irving]

My Amigo has a Dana 44 with LSD. One of the many variations I suppose.

[OtterbatHellcat]

No, the tire size would require 4:56 to get back to stock 7.3 diesel acceleration standards. Remember my truck is a bit Frankensteined.

Good to see ya, Irving.


I need to get my ass to bed, goodnight everyone.

[Irving]

I was going to say, my neighbor is sitting on 37s and he's running 5:13 gears.

[Great-Kazoo]

Is 3:73 gears what he recommended, or what you're running before the new gears?

I didn't know that about differentials until recently, so I'm curious if it's the same with T-case gears. I was all gung-hoe to just order the gears and install myself, but not if you're supposed to have expertise in order to do it.

Feeler gauges, torque wrenches, possibly specialty tools for holding or setting play. Most you should be able to rent at the local auto parts shop.

Plenty of room to set the t-case out w/out any disturbances. So with your work, where you're possibly going in to the busy season. Pay the xtra cash (if you can afford it) for a plug n play unit.

Or remove it now and wonder where that 8mm e clip went around 2 a.m, sometime in sept. You seem determined to tackle most any mechanical task, whether you're suited for it or not. Nothing like otj training, to further your wrenching skills .

[Irving]

But do you have to set tension in a t-case like you do in a diff? I really don't know. bolting on parts is bolting on parts. If I'm going to have to learn specialized skills, I'd rather it be welding so I can fab my own stuff. That's next by the way. Skid plate and rock sliders.

[Great-Kazoo]

But do you have to set tension in a t-case like you do in a diff? I really don't know. bolting on parts is bolting on parts. If I'm going to have to learn specialized skills, I'd rather it be welding so I can fab my own stuff. That's next by the way. Skid plate and rock sliders.

What does the web say when you search this topic?



WELDING? Thought you were starting the last year, like before we sold the house.

[Irving]

I was, but then I didn't. Since then I've had a few different people offer me the use of their welders, including some neighbors. So I can learn for way cheaper using their equipment than running out and buying one.

I haven't looked up the T-case gears yet. I thought I'd just ask here and save myself the time.

[Irving]

This is like the opposite of OBC's project.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeyVlkLCv0

[Great-Kazoo]

nothing like getting up at 5 in the a.m. tomorrow and taking a drive to the valley. Sending the spouse off the mainland for a week or so. With a few stops to make while down there.

Nothing like enjoying a good breakfast, then bringing a dozen of so fresh made bagels home. One of the up sides of having to drive down to phoenix
https://chompies.com/main-menu/

[Irving]

Now don't take this the wrong way, because I know this is said out of pure ignorance on my part, but I feel like the best bagel ever is probably comparable to the taste of the best catcher's mit ever.

[Irving]

Kazoo, check out this video from 17:00-17:40 to see an awesome looking custom smoker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtTyx92blM&t=435s

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[Great-Kazoo]

Now don't take this the wrong way, because I know this is said out of pure ignorance on my part, but I feel like the best bagel ever is probably comparable to the taste of the best catcher's mit ever.



Different folks have different taste buds.
Plus the ability or inability to have an actual bagel and not suffer the generic stuff a kings or safeway passes off. Even worse one of those einstien or other designer eateries abominations.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good morning folks

Morning. Or would that be brunch since you posted 3 hrs ago

[BladesNBarrels]

Kazoo, check out this video from 17:00-17:40 to see an awesome looking custom smoker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtTyx92blM&t=435s

All right, a file drawer in a file cabinet.
Your interests wander afar in the night!

[ChickNorris]

I don't sleep again.

Tried the nightly thing, wasn't working.

[whitewalrus]

Kazoo, check out this video from 17:00-17:40 to see an awesome looking custom smoker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtTyx92blM&t=435s

Nice, you can make anything into a smoker that will keep the smoke contained. Guess there is a use for all those Craigslist free file cabinets.

[whitewalrus]

This is like the opposite of OBC's project.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeyVlkLCv0

seems like they turned a bunch of things they had laying around into a side by side 4x4

[hurley842002]

We've been frequenting Toast in Littleton lately, sooo good. Can't remember the members name here that owns it. Highly recommend the Chorizo omelet. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190514/3750412be6ac0e73ac496826698d15fa.jpg

[Great-Kazoo]

Nice, you can make anything into a smoker that will keep the smoke contained. Guess there is a use for all those Craigslist free file cabinets.

I've seen old refrigerators used for cold smoking. The internet has spawned a lot of, Hey why not, projects.

[ChickNorris]

Saw a gorgeous Bull snake yesterday.

Good six feet long, probably more.

Unfortunately I couldn't get a measurement before she was on her way.

[Great-Kazoo]

Not Today, Bro


https://www.facebook.com/TheAfricanAmericanCommunity/videos/2175414802777934/?v=2175414802777934

[OtterbatHellcat]

Seems like something a phone call would fix.

Upon further thought, I did reach out to them today about my delays. They were cool and understanding, yet that doesn't make me feel right about it. I was thankful they were cool.

[Irving]

You had to think about it again to decide to call? Wasn't that the main issue you were having with trying to get the light bar for the truck bent was that no one would call you back? Communication and setting expectations goes a long way to keep things on track. Bet you're glad you made the call.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I did have some success today getting one of the nerf bars bracketed and tacked. I also have to admit I somehow effed up the rear mating, I can save it, but damn it!!!

I couldn't finish welding it up because the bottle is damn near empty.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You had to think about it again to decide to call? Wasn't that the main issue you were having with trying to get the light bar for the truck bent was that no one would call you back? Communication and setting expectations goes a long way to keep things on track.

To me, there is a difference between a vendor that is waiting on YOU....vs. one of several that won't even call you back for the job in the first place.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Im sorry, perhaps I hadn't stated that as well as I could have. Our Diff shop has been waiting for me to get the new case in place and tacked up so they can finish the welds and install the gear set. Then I can put the diff back in the truck, and put the rest of it back together. They'll make the rear driveshaft as well.

Then I take the front out, disassemble all of it, and send that to them for gearing.....get it back and then put it all back together with new ball joints, bearings, hubs etc,...whatever it needs to make it right.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I didn't realize that Logan gives you the flag prior to the service, then they give it back to you afterwards.

[Irving]

I'm more interested in knowing if changing gears in a transfer case is the same level of difficulty as changing the gears on a diff. I did a little searching on that last night but it was late by the time I looked and I fell asleep.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, there are a lot of t case varieties. I imagine a chain driven limited choice case is easier than a multiple option gear only case.

I don't know.

As easy as it is to completely eff up a two gear diff, I would also think it's train wreck city to jump right into multiple gear t cases.

:)

[ChickNorris]

Night folks

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hell, ya didn't even say Hi.

G'nite CN.

[Irving]

Yeah, I'm looking it up and while it doesn't sound exactly the same as setting up gears in a diff, it certainly doesn't sound like it's on the easy side. My T-case is a two speed with gears, no chain drive.

Bleh.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Drilling 1/4 plate six times and 1/4 frame in an awkward position six times does completely blow monkey ass. OH!...that damn jack....I butt jacked that POS with a few pinchy vice grips. The X frame couldn't move with those things in place....ha ha!

Anyways, goodnight everyone.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, I'm looking it up and while it doesn't sound exactly the same as setting up gears in a diff, it certainly doesn't sound like it's on the easy side. My T-case is a two speed with gears, no chain drive.

Bleh.

I was gonna say... experimenting with some automotive applications is great. Powertrain stuff can be very expensive just for the parts, and if ya do it wrong you could cause much more damage than just having someone with the knowledge and proper tools ahead of time do it for you. In a t case, some rebuild shops can't get it right...and sometimes differentials need case spreaders just to get the third member into the housing for installation.

I know you want to do it yourself brother, but the pressures and tolerances and velocities are critical in most situations so they must be set right or you're just going to tear a bunch of shit up.

[Irving]

Well that's why I was trying to look it up. I can do stuff, but even easy stuff takes me forever, so if it is something complicated where I'll need two experts to hold my hand the entire time, that's usually the point where I start shying away.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I admire your spirit of effort my friend.

And I hope you have a great rest of the night.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

G,nite ho bags.

[Irving]

Thanks, glad you didn't take me busting your balls about making that phone call the wrong way.

[ChickNorris]

Morning

[Great-Kazoo]

Morning

Yes it is. How the rest of the day goes is a crap shoot

[ChickNorris]

Bird

[Great-Kazoo]

Bird


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYQiZxyw0I

[ChickNorris]

Nice weather we're having.

[ray1970]

I looked earlier and the temperature here was 81 and in Maui it was 81 also.

[ChickNorris]

Yep

[ray1970]

Been wearing a hoodie all day. It?s fricking cold in my office.

[ChickNorris]

1st world problems

[brutal]

Been wearing a hoodie all day. It?s fricking cold in my office.

I need to get my "office" cooler. 8* hotter than downstairs. Grrr.

This old forced air system is very unbalanced.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Go nude.

[ChickNorris]

Go nude.

Why would you think he wasn't already?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, he's in his office. If he's standing, yeah free willie is a good program. If seated however....stuff can get squished and or bound in an uncomfortable manner rather easily.

:)

[ChickNorris]

Seems to me as long as he doesn't scoot too close to his desk he's not going to stub his chub.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, but you're not a dude.

Junk can be tough sometimes.

[ChickNorris]

& you're not female, we've got our own 'set' of complicated issues.

;-)

[ChickNorris]

I said stub his chub

[ChickNorris]

Like shucking corn only different

[ChickNorris]

Or ketchup



Wait.... whut?

[ChickNorris]

This person works at the school nearby & always ditches this car in front of my house & does it in such a way it's impossible to park my truck on either side without blocking the neighbor's driveway so I cant park near my house. Its street legal parking so I have suffered this fool for some time now. Today I did the most benign response possible to communicate my displeasure.

[brutal]

I said stub his chub

What is it with you? last week it was nubs.

[brutal]

Well, he's in his office. If he's standing, yeah free willie is a good program. If seated however....stuff can get squished and or bound in an uncomfortable manner rather easily.

:)

Especially if you try to scoot a bit in a pleather chair.

[ray1970]

Ha.

[ChickNorris]

What is it with you? last week it was nubs.

I thought that was GK

[brutal]

Ha.

Did you see your breath?

[brutal]

Go nude.

We got a customer on an after hours webex from home recently that wasn't wearing a shirt (or pants I suspect).

Now the big inside joke is, "Do you have on pants today Bob?"

[ray1970]

Did you see your breath?

Silly. Nobody works past five.

[ChickNorris]

Hi William

[Irving]

Noticed this while walking the dog.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qKTuRXQq4cirQD0dRhAXwhce3MECK47Kb2FQ-ANhH3IjX_7MQTW4EkjpAeel6qywL3PYfKpiRfvWBEbTOayKSSm puiV5ScSsg8Lb0j_4le080Jmw0fPCgm1D_Cpuk0IVpWRof5NEQ OXFhX_8XHl8wpqj9XW2q4PUhn_Oz30ULoFY0CjS5VC44r68yHz tu7SIk-8HzY6pFWUKzqARa23eo0BItumx9baHA_wi-EFkkdolqllQdR3s37a0a2uBiA6HSmWUpEH0CUobt5k_7fVZSw9 hW-gU7gU2nh2kxakxaF-X50sGhJQyT7-eGMXX0mgFcPjsm4Zvvzpd-oYzLN4aTlC02wCA2WpVVHxqbNE5jO6JKmjov6NKbEfFg08H00x QnRhhKfNefwao8cn4Bji5gLpbKXHYyd463pcGvvUrxBSKQPXHo 2wsG3Z0d2KCC3Z6mZpUGf09Dc8QdshVncSzghH4Ab6UdQcLYN1 Rqbjrdgte57PdGpBpj0ieM6-SE-1QgdqH7aYST3IVhs31Z1bLVCTb2IQze6li6Kq-VGgKSY3sKwG3ZYALxK2iR1Wi5nA6efF3B9Y7JSuvwV7Yf4GELU JdLW9Cye8XSTiKLs3vD-mI7y_GA2SWCbLBRoLNfeKOUqhJbFKcztfEz6CSZUrvWp5PKw6E _MBetR3-8s9GNCcxKp0fLhqUokHHOXWVrj6AM13Z-nYZiCfHtKhCQG5dnLj3YQ=w1112-h625-no

[ChickNorris]

Noticed this while walking the dog.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qKTuRXQq4cirQD0dRhAXwhce3MECK47Kb2FQ-ANhH3IjX_7MQTW4EkjpAeel6qywL3PYfKpiRfvWBEbTOayKSSm puiV5ScSsg8Lb0j_4le080Jmw0fPCgm1D_Cpuk0IVpWRof5NEQ OXFhX_8XHl8wpqj9XW2q4PUhn_Oz30ULoFY0CjS5VC44r68yHz tu7SIk-8HzY6pFWUKzqARa23eo0BItumx9baHA_wi-EFkkdolqllQdR3s37a0a2uBiA6HSmWUpEH0CUobt5k_7fVZSw9 hW-gU7gU2nh2kxakxaF-X50sGhJQyT7-eGMXX0mgFcPjsm4Zvvzpd-oYzLN4aTlC02wCA2WpVVHxqbNE5jO6JKmjov6NKbEfFg08H00x QnRhhKfNefwao8cn4Bji5gLpbKXHYyd463pcGvvUrxBSKQPXHo 2wsG3Z0d2KCC3Z6mZpUGf09Dc8QdshVncSzghH4Ab6UdQcLYN1 Rqbjrdgte57PdGpBpj0ieM6-SE-1QgdqH7aYST3IVhs31Z1bLVCTb2IQze6li6Kq-VGgKSY3sKwG3ZYALxK2iR1Wi5nA6efF3B9Y7JSuvwV7Yf4GELU JdLW9Cye8XSTiKLs3vD-mI7y_GA2SWCbLBRoLNfeKOUqhJbFKcztfEz6CSZUrvWp5PKw6E _MBetR3-8s9GNCcxKp0fLhqUokHHOXWVrj6AM13Z-nYZiCfHtKhCQG5dnLj3YQ=w1112-h625-no

W t h ? !

[Irving]

Guess the raccoons in my neighborhood really don't fuck around.

[ChickNorris]

Speaking of walking the dog... that surgery last year worked out well for her?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Today was a significant day for a few different reasons. I respect that, it's important, and I have an adequate b(e)rth of freedom for others to cope in whatever fashion they might choose to do so.

The ass shitty movie on the tv right now might, in some countries, would cause suicide rates to rise at drastically if the populous all watched it at the same time. I'm safe, but I am in pain. Like if a blind person had to "feel" someone getting raped.

[Irving]

I was trying to be sly and I told my 11 year-old, "Hey, I've got something for your Instagram. See that grate? Go look in the next one down the street."

Her: "Oh the skull? Yeah I saw that like two weeks ago."

What kind of kid sees a skull in the sewer and doesn't think to tell her parents? I'm sure she realizes it's fake, but it's still funny and makes a great picture.

[ChickNorris]

I was trying to be sly and I told my 11 year-old, "Hey, I've got something for your Instagram. See that grate? Go look in the next one down the street."

Her: "Oh the skull? Yeah I saw that like two weeks ago."

What kind of kid sees a skull in the sewer and doesn't think to tell her parents? I'm sure she realizes it's fake, but it's still funny and makes a great picture.

Sure you want to know the answer?

[Irving]

Speaking of walking the dog... that surgery last year worked out well for her?

Yeah. She's still got quite a bit of soft tissue swelling I guess.

[ChickNorris]

Today was a significant day for a few different reasons. I respect that, it's important, and I have an adequate b(e)rth of freedom for others to cope in whatever fashion they might choose to do so.

The ass shitty movie on the tv right now might, in some countries, would cause suicide rates to rise at drastically if the populous all watched it at the same time. I'm safe, but I am in pain. Like if a blind person had to "feel" someone getting raped.

That was illustrative

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thank you.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Shows over,..... yay.

[William]

Hello CN and crew

[William]

Shows over,..... yay.

Only get one channel or so bad you couldn't break contact?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Only get one channel or so bad you couldn't break contact?

GF picked it, and I wasn't gonna say shit to her about it. :)

Her Dad had a nice service today, and I really appreciate everything Ft. Logan did for this family today.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I know we're not the only one's to have the triangular case in the home, and this one will be displayed equally with pride and honor as should be.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Scootching on pleather was some really funny shit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stouffers slogan #2.

We know you can do better, but we're still here to help you suck.

[William]

GF picked it, and I wasn't gonna say shit to her about it. :)

Her Dad had a nice service today, and I really appreciate everything Ft. Logan did for this family today.

Not a day to argue for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nope.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't have the words for the folks at Logan that do what they do every day. I can't imagine seeing that many folks upset about the passing of a brother in arms, and keeping your shit together every time.

Handing flags to family, playing taps, the honor bell and the salute. There is a certain amount of grit and strength for those men to endure the witness of family pain and sorrow over and over.

[Great-Kazoo]

I know we're not the only one's to have the triangular case in the home, and this one will be displayed equally with pride and honor as should be.

If you ask for a flag, all you need to do is buy the triangle flag display. That's what we did. All family received a flag, but had to cover the display. They're like $35.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We'd like to have some stuff engraved as well though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Type, erase, type, erase.

[Irving]

Hobby Lobby has some of those, that's where I got mine. Use the 40% off coupon when you go. Look through them all as they are in varying states of condition. They are still something like $75 there though. Too much for the quality in my opinion, unless you use the coupon.

[ChickNorris]

If you're looking to have the case engraved or a placard done & mounted on a flag box you can also try Etsy.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It will be nice however it goes.

Hey, I hope yall have a good day tomorrow and have a good rest of the night.

:)

[hurley842002]

Noticed this while walking the dog.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qKTuRXQq4cirQD0dRhAXwhce3MECK47Kb2FQ-ANhH3IjX_7MQTW4EkjpAeel6qywL3PYfKpiRfvWBEbTOayKSSm puiV5ScSsg8Lb0j_4le080Jmw0fPCgm1D_Cpuk0IVpWRof5NEQ OXFhX_8XHl8wpqj9XW2q4PUhn_Oz30ULoFY0CjS5VC44r68yHz tu7SIk-8HzY6pFWUKzqARa23eo0BItumx9baHA_wi-EFkkdolqllQdR3s37a0a2uBiA6HSmWUpEH0CUobt5k_7fVZSw9 hW-gU7gU2nh2kxakxaF-X50sGhJQyT7-eGMXX0mgFcPjsm4Zvvzpd-oYzLN4aTlC02wCA2WpVVHxqbNE5jO6JKmjov6NKbEfFg08H00x QnRhhKfNefwao8cn4Bji5gLpbKXHYyd463pcGvvUrxBSKQPXHo 2wsG3Z0d2KCC3Z6mZpUGf09Dc8QdshVncSzghH4Ab6UdQcLYN1 Rqbjrdgte57PdGpBpj0ieM6-SE-1QgdqH7aYST3IVhs31Z1bLVCTb2IQze6li6Kq-VGgKSY3sKwG3ZYALxK2iR1Wi5nA6efF3B9Y7JSuvwV7Yf4GELU JdLW9Cye8XSTiKLs3vD-mI7y_GA2SWCbLBRoLNfeKOUqhJbFKcztfEz6CSZUrvWp5PKw6E _MBetR3-8s9GNCcxKp0fLhqUokHHOXWVrj6AM13Z-nYZiCfHtKhCQG5dnLj3YQ=w1112-h625-no

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[Great-Kazoo]

If you're looking to have the case engraved or a placard done & mounted on a flag box you can also try Etsy.

Or he could bring it to Ken @ Damage Factory, in the (FINALLY OPEN) new location for laser engraving

[ChickNorris]

G'morning

[whitewalrus]

Good morning!

[ray1970]

One more day in my frigid office with my hoodie on.

[ChickNorris]

: )

[ChickNorris]

One more day in my frigid office with my hoodie on.

Is that a euphemism?

[ray1970]

I don?t think so.

I think it?s more a product of a building with two HVAC units and the guys down the hall keep bumping the thermostat down because their office is warm.

Fortunately I won?t be in the office much over the next couple of weeks.

[ChickNorris]

Where will you be?

[ray1970]

Hard to say. I?ll be working up near Cheyenne next week. The following week I could be up that way or maybe out east a bit. I kind of set my own schedule and sometimes I just do it on the fly.

[ChickNorris]

I see

[ray1970]

I should have been warm and toasty this week working up near Cheyenne but changed my plans to better accommodate other people?s schedules and ended up in the office getting caught up on office type stuff. I?m not really an office type guy so I?d rather be out in the field working.

[ChickNorris]

There were two more squirrels in my maple, again.

[Irving]

It's really strange that you keep finding squirrels where they live.

[Great-Kazoo]

It's really strange that you keep finding squirrels where they live.

She thinks she's eliminating the squirrel population.

When all they're doing is acting as decoys, for the other ones slowly chewing through her wiring harness

[Irving]

When are we going to start seeing some squirrel recipes?

[whitewalrus]

When are we going to start seeing some squirrel recipes?

squirrel stew isn't bad at all.

[whitewalrus]

This one looks good:

https://honest-food.net/squirrel-stew-recipe-paprika/

[ray1970]

Squirrel gumbo is the bomb.

[ChickNorris]

Ive offered to donate the main ingredient on more than one occasion, but no one has accepted. . . Yet

[CS1983]

Ive offered to donate the main ingredient on more than one occasion, but no one has accepted. . . Yet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PovCPDqeDjE

[ChickNorris]

G'morning folks

[ray1970]

Good morning buttercup.

[ChickNorris]

Princess Buttercup.

Yep, that's me.

[ChickNorris]

Ive to go rezero my rifle real quick... I'll wave when I drive by.

[ChickNorris]

No burrito tossing today.

Giggle

[Great-Kazoo]

No burrito tossing today.

Giggle

None? You using an antacid for that

[ray1970]

No burrito tossing today.

Giggle

Dang. I was looking forward to you tossing my burrito.

[ChickNorris]

If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak.

[ChickNorris]

I had never been to Cabelas until just yesterday.

[ChickNorris]

Just curious to see how folks plan to comply with a recent recall of tattoo ink.

[CS1983]

I had never been to Cabelas until just yesterday.

Kinda like registering Republican post-1983. A shell of what it was and should be disbanded.

[CS1983]

Just curious to see how folks plan to comply with a recent recall of tattoo ink.

The earth shall deal with all recalls, eventually, organic and non. Otherwise, disease and allergic reaction.

[ChickNorris]

I bought extra smoke & noise for days I just want to play.

& I was in the neighborhood.

[ChickNorris]

I want a pool float lounge that looks like a giant philodendron leaf.

[CS1983]

https://www.amazon.com/JOYIN-Inflatable-Tropical-Floaties-Island/dp/B07D1B8KFX/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=leaf+pool+floats&qid=1558111877&s=gateway&sr=8-4

[ChickNorris]

..

[CS1983]

I saw those, but the reviews said the cutouts make it less floaty and lets too much water on the mat.

[ChickNorris]

Yes but its more glowy. I like that.

Moot anyway, I'd rather have ammo.

[ChickNorris]

I want to go out to McConaughey

[ChickNorris]

You can bring your magnet CavSct.

[ChickNorris]

Maybe Dave will let me borrow his Kayak. I'm kinda missing it.

Good trade though.

[ChickNorris]

My buddy has land down there for shooting too.

He built the most awesome smoker ever. Its a rat rod truck. I'll see if I can get a pic to share with everyone. Its so cool.

[ChickNorris]

Boating, shooting, Bbq, fishing & catching little toads with the kiddos. Just about perfect.