The post whore thread.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Who be dat?
No one really... It just seemed like a good line at the time.

[Great-Kazoo]

Who be dat?

Most definitely no one from windsor.

[waxthis]

Most definitely no one from windsor.

I hope not. Might have to call in a favor or two if there was...[Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

I hope not. Might have to call in a favor or two if there was...[Coffee]

No shit. The boy & girl scout tables at KS, Safeway and Ace are a fairly formidable crew.
When should get together

[patrick0685]

hey guys

[HoneyBadger]

Hey whores! I've been working so much at my second job lately, I haven't hardly had time for my first! [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dear Diary...

Someone was mean to me today. But it's okay because the powers that be took care of him. He won't be mean anymore.

I'm probably gonna get in more trouble... It's ok though...

[zteknik]

So whos kneecaps gettin busted??[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So whos kneecaps gettin busted??[Coffee]


I can't say anything. I might get in trouble again. I'm hoping the person that cried and the person that dealt the infraction just won't come in here and I won't have to deal with them.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's just stupid... Stupid stupid stupid. First, posts deleted, no warning. Then, there's a "general warning" in the thread. Then an infraction. Buncha BS if ya ask me. If you're gonna do it. Do it. Don't tease.

[USAFGopherMike]

Teasing is bad, mmkay..

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Teasing is bad, mmkay..
Whining and crying like a baby is bad too...

[Monky]

I find it hilarious. Guess you're allowed to be a titty baby when you still live with mom.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm gonna have to get the kiddy gloves out again...

[HoneyBadger]

Are you kids behaving? [blaster]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Hell no. I'm being an asshole!

[HoneyBadger]

Hell no. I'm being an asshole!

Typical... [LOL]

[waxthis]

Why am I here?

[Monky]

Why am I here?

You like whores?

[USAFGopherMike]

Whining and crying like a baby is bad too...

Sounds like you speak from experience?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Sounds like you speak from experience?

HA! I fight my own battles. I don't ask the mods to do it for me.

[waxthis]

You like whores?


Ohhhhh goodie!!!! I assume pics are to follow..[Coffee]

[zteknik]

Why am I here?

Ah grasshopper has lots too learn...20101

[USAFGopherMike]

Just had home made lasagna... It was whorishly good.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

My internets is lagging.... Making whoring hard...

[USAFGopherMike]

"Pimpin aint easy"

[zteknik]

Ohhhhh goodie!!!! I assume pics are to follow..[Coffee]

Don't get them started!![facepalm]

[zteknik]

My internets is lagging.... Making whoring hard...

Definitly wreak havok on your timing..

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Don't get them started!![facepalm]
All I have to say is...

Google Images>Bacon Bikini.

Do it.

[USAFGopherMike]

[Worth]

[waxthis]

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/5033536d7d0fdae4668dfc39480161ca.jpg

[zteknik]

All I have to say is...

Google Images>Bacon Bikini.

Do it.
Hooo boy,here we go........Again!![LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

My internets is lagging.... Making whoring hard...

Made COD really hard... :(




...Or maybe that was the fireball whiskey?
[Coffee]

[Monky]

Just had home made lasagna... It was whorishly good.

Your home 'made' the lasagna? What'd that option cost?

[HoneyBadger]

I always wanted to buy more silver... and this is pretty awesome!
http://www.silverbulletbullion.com/?utm_source=nwtm&utm_medium=email&utm_content=email2013-01-23&utm_campaign=silver-bullet-bullion-B&cid=379

[HoneyBadger]

Your home 'made' the lasagna? What'd that option cost?
My home just made me owe the bank lots of money for the next 30 years!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Your home 'made' the lasagna? What'd that option cost?
[ROFL2]

[USAFGopherMike]

Your home 'made' the lasagna? What'd that option cost?

$25 for about 20 servings. Of course if you eat like the dude in your avatar... that may be cut down to 4.

[waxthis]

I always wanted to buy more silver... and this is pretty awesome!
http://www.silverbulletbullion.com/?utm_source=nwtm&utm_medium=email&utm_content=email2013-01-23&utm_campaign=silver-bullet-bullion-B&cid=379


Now that is bad ass!!!!!!!

[USAFGopherMike]

I always wanted to buy more silver... and this is pretty awesome!
http://www.silverbulletbullion.com/?utm_source=nwtm&utm_medium=email&utm_content=email2013-01-23&utm_campaign=silver-bullet-bullion-B&cid=379

Very cool! Is there a hollow point version? For the warewoofs.

[waxthis]

Very cool! Is there a hollow point version? For the warewoofs.

Good gawd!!!! AW bans, zombies, and now we have to deal with damn warewoofs also. F****.

[HoneyBadger]

Good gawd!!!! AW bans, zombies, and now we have to deal with damn warewoofs also. F****.

You scared? [Muaha]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I always wanted to buy more silver... and this is pretty awesome!
http://www.silverbulletbullion.com/?utm_source=nwtm&utm_medium=email&utm_content=email2013-01-23&utm_campaign=silver-bullet-bullion-B&cid=379
I want to buy some. Just don't have the extra cash... :( I owe Monky a kidney already.

[HoneyBadger]

I want to buy some. Just don't have the extra cash... :( I owe Monky a kidney already.

Be careful... One of these days he might come looking for it!

[02ducky]

Hello everyone! What's the hot topic of the day?

[HoneyBadger]

Okay, I gotta go to bed... this whore has to be at his second job by 6:30 tomorrow morning!

[02ducky]

Okay, I gotta go to bed... this whore has to be at his second job by 6:30 tomorrow morning!

Damn quitter? Something I said?

[USAFGopherMike]

I owe Monky a kidney already.

This sounds like a scene from Hangover II.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Be careful... One of these days he might come looking for it!

He needs me... He could never hurt me. Who else would look after his cat while he's in the taint?

[HoneyBadger]

Damn quitter? Something I said?

lol sorry Terry, I gotta keep food on the table somehow!


Btw, I finally got around to leaving you feedback. Thanks man!

[HoneyBadger]

He needs me... He could never hurt me. Who else would look after his cat while he's in the taint?

This sounds like a sexual innuendo I really don't want an explanation for.... [Puke]

[USAFGopherMike]

You really mean his cat... or like.. another version of the word?

[HoneyBadger]

Anyway, I really gotta run now. I'll have lots of time to catch up with you whores in March when Little HoneyBadger is born!

[Great-Kazoo]

Drip Drop and Fuk It
2 Eggs in a Bucket

[JM Ver. 2.0]

There's going to be a riot in Edmonton.... The refs just waived off the tying goal in the last minute of the 3rd... They're littering the ice and chanting "Bullshit".

[USAFGopherMike]

There's going to be a riot in Edmonton.... The refs just waived off the tying goal in the last minute of the 3rd... They're littering the ice and chanting "Bullshit".
American sports should be so entertaining.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

GGGGOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! 4.7 seconds left and Neal Yakupov buries it! Point for my fantasy team and OOOOVVVVEEEERRRR TIMEEEE!!!!!!

[mahabali]

Hockey?

[mahabali]

I did fantasy basketball once, was a pain in the ass with 84 games. I bet hockey is the same. Even football is too much work.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

American sports should be so entertaining.
This is in Canada...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I did fantasy basketball once, was a pain in the ass with 84 games. I bet hockey is the same. Even football is too much work.
Well, with it on;y being 48 games this season and with me having over 4 hours of downtime at work it made it easy. Barring any injuries I have my entire season lineups set already.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Too many men on the ice for the kings! Power Play Oilers in overtime!

[mahabali]

Thats cool. I was aways a tinkerer messing with my lineups constantly.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hockey?

A "game" where russkies and french canucks pummel each other then do commercials for Comfort Dental and some local Plastic surgeon,, EH,oh gosh ya.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oilers win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Fuck you LA!

[mahabali]

Dont ya know?

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zSdgyJg9ZUE/T3hzx-dGQnI/AAAAAAAAAfE/GnRUVZDvAD4/s1600/fargo_de4.jpg

[Monky]

You really mean his cat... or like.. another version of the word?

He really means the cat. Fur covered noisy bitch. She really does not like her dog brother.

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

[Great-Kazoo]

Dont ya know?

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zSdgyJg9ZUE/T3hzx-dGQnI/AAAAAAAAAfE/GnRUVZDvAD4/s1600/fargo_de4.jpg

Like the Marlboro man ya know, oh ya Go Bears.
Norm the prowler needs a jump.

[USAFGopherMike]

Like the Marlboro man ya know, oh ya Go Bears.
Norm the prowler needs a jump.

Awesome... oh yah.. for sure... dontchaknow..you betcha... yup. Love it.

[mahabali]

"Would you like some Grape Kool-aid?"

[USAFGopherMike]

"Hulk hogan eat your heart out!"

[mahabali]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/baby_hulk-hogan.jpg

[GlockDog47]

Hey lil dudes! Hahahaha[ROFL2]

[waxthis]

TGIF!

[blacklabel]

TGIF!

This week has dragged.

[Monky]

Funny.. as soon as Hockey was spoken of.. the thread died.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I know. :(

[HoneyBadger]

I know. :(

LOL sorry dude, most Americans aren't really into hockey... It's kind of like soccer's icy stepsister.

[blacklabel]

LOL sorry dude, most Americans aren't really into hockey... It's kind of like soccer's icy stepsister.

In other words, it sucks.

[patrick0685]

hey soccer is fun

[blacklabel]

I can watch soccer live but I'd rather find out how long it would take me to bleed out from a butter knife to the thigh than watch it on TV.

[waxthis]

Underwater basket weaving is where it's at!!!

[zteknik]

hey soccer is fun

The mom's are......[Coffee]

[fly boy]

And another whore just joined for a little bit!

[Monky]

The mom's are......[Coffee]

Of the many things I get called.. Mother Fucker is one of the ones that aren't true.

[waxthis]

Of the many things I get called.. Mother Fucker is one of the ones that aren't true.

AHHHHH...MILF's[HiFive]

[waxthis]

Damn..It's only 1:34...:(

[blacklabel]

Damn..It's only 1:34...:(

I'm off work in 56 minutes. Be jealous.

[Monky]

I'm off work in 56 minutes. Be jealous.

I already left work.. be jealous

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

[blacklabel]

I already left work.. be jealous

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

Touché.

[waxthis]

Touché.


HOLES!!!

[waxthis]

Yawnnnnnnnnnn...................

[NineFingers]

wow

[waxthis]

wow

Cool....A new whore!

[NineFingers]

Cool....A new whore!

lol -- gotta up the count somehow... this thread seems quite convenient. [Ban1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm off work in 56 minutes. Be jealous.

I just got to work.... Piss off.

[mahabali]

That sucks.

[02ducky]

Left work at 345, didn't feel like working anymore so I left.

[mahabali]

Thats what you have to do sometimes.

[waxthis]

I just got to work.... Piss off.


I would quit! Bastards

[Great-Kazoo]

I already left work.. be jealous

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

I haven't worked in 2 yrs. By sorry.

[fly boy]

I'm to go lick some windows and drink my box of sangria juice

[zteknik]

I haven't worked in 2 yrs. By sorry.
Got me beat-I do it in shifts.....[Coffee]

[zteknik]

I'm to go lick some windows and drink my box of sangria juice
Dont leave streaks-everybody hates streaks!!! [handbags]

[Monky]

I haven't worked in 2 yrs. By sorry.

Pretty sure I'd rather be working than dealing w/ your shit.. thanks bye.

[Troublco]

drink my box of sangria juice

Hey...that reminds me; I have a bottle of Sangria in the fridge! No better time than the present!

[Monky]

Hey...that reminds me; I have a bottle of Sangria in the fridge! No better time than the present!

Fuckin white people.. Sangria in a bottle.. [fudd]

[Monky]

HowTF are these 'research firms' getting away w/ this sexist bs..

'May I speak to the woman who does the grocery shopping in your home'..

Apparently some chick goes to the store for me.. WhyTF is she not making me a sammich and whereTF are my groceries!

[TheGrey]

HowTF are these 'research firms' getting away w/ this sexist bs..

'May I speak to the woman who does the grocery shopping in your home'..

Apparently some chick goes to the store for me.. WhyTF is she not making me a sammich and whereTF are my groceries!

There's your license to mess with them!

*deep bass voice* This is she!
or
"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
"She's tied up and has a gag in her mouth. Can you call back in about two hours?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??

[JM Ver. 2.0]

HowTF are these 'research firms' getting away w/ this sexist bs..

'May I speak to the woman who does the grocery shopping in your home'..

Apparently some chick goes to the store for me.. WhyTF is she not making me a sammich and whereTF are my groceries!

I want a personal sammich maker....... [pick-me]

[blacklabel]

Fuckin white people.. Sangria in a bottle.. [fudd]

What about mangria?

[Great-Kazoo]

I want a personal sammich maker....... [pick-me]

One more guy and you'll be a sandwich, Beach

[JM Ver. 2.0]

One more guy and you'll be a sandwich, Beach

So much anger... A Jedi you will not be.

[Monky]

My god people are trying my fucking patience tonight..

Believe it or not.. I'm a pretty reasonable guy.. probably the nicest asshole you'll ever meet..

So I order dinner tonight, and they screw it up.. no problem they'll fix it.

The new order comes and the driver goes as he's walking away 'thanks for the tip asshole'..

I pondered what to do for a second.. and he sees me still standing there w/ the door open.. and starts walking back and goes 'is there a problem'...

'Yeah there is a fucking problem, the reason this order was 'free' is because the order that was delivered 40 mins ago was wrong, this is the fix for it. The other driver, it won't be hard to find out who, got a $5 tip because I didn't have change and my dog was going nuts, so he got a 50% tip on an order that took 5 mins out of his life to complete. Which given your attitude is apparently more of a tip than you seem capable of making at a job that requires you NOT to make comments like that as you walk away. So when you get back to your store, and your manager is standing in the doorway waiting for you, because I'm going to call the store AND i'm going to email your corporate office as well.. you can think about the smart ass comment you made when you're looking for a job.'

Fucking kids..

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking

[theGinsue]

"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??
These two are my personal favorites.

[theGinsue]

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking
Start? There's your problem; you should have been drinking all along.

[Great-Kazoo]

My god people are trying my fucking patience tonight..

Believe it or not.. I'm a pretty reasonable guy.. probably the nicest asshole you'll ever meet..

So I order dinner tonight, and they screw it up.. no problem they'll fix it.

The new order comes and the driver goes as he's walking away 'thanks for the tip asshole'..

I pondered what to do for a second.. and he sees me still standing there w/ the door open.. and starts walking back and goes 'is there a problem'...

'Yeah there is a fucking problem, the reason this order was 'free' is because the order that was delivered 40 mins ago was wrong, this is the fix for it. The other driver, it won't be hard to find out who, got a $5 tip because I didn't have change and my dog was going nuts, so he got a 50% tip on an order that took 5 mins out of his life to complete. Which given your attitude is apparently more of a tip than you seem capable of making at a job that requires you NOT to make comments like that as you walk away. So when you get back to your store, and your manager is standing in the doorway waiting for you, because I'm going to call the store AND i'm going to email your corporate office as well.. you can think about the smart ass comment you made when you're looking for a job.'

Fucking kids..

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking


WHOA there DUDE. Blame the white man, you will not .

[Monky]

There's your license to mess with them!

*deep bass voice* This is she!
or
"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
"She's tied up and has a gag in her mouth. Can you call back in about two hours?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??

I needed that laugh... I'm currently wondering what this little shit head delivery driver is going to attempt to do.. seeing as he has my address.. Oh I can only hope.

I'm not really an asshole am I? Those of you who know me? Not people like Jim.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I needed that laugh... I'm currently wondering what this little shit head delivery driver is going to attempt to do.. seeing as he has my address.. Oh I can only hope.

I'm not really an asshole am I? Those of you who know me? Not people like Jim.

No. You're not an asshole once you get to know you. And your dog isn't nearly as scary as he looks either.

[theGinsue]

hey soccer is fun


The mom's are......[Coffee]

Ziiiing! We have a winner!

[fly boy]

I'm currently wondering what this little shit head delivery driver is going to attempt to do.. seeing as he has my address.. Oh I can only hope.

I'm not really an asshole am I? Those of you who know me? Not people like Jim.

They will make your account with a not saying ass hole, and just keep spitting in your food :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ziiiing! We have a winner!
This guy, on the other had, is living up to his user title.... But instead of PHONE it should say PM.... [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oooooooo!!!! OOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 4 more!!!! 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[theGinsue]

I saw it, but I didn't think you really wanted me to do that. I can do it if you want me to. Do you?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Almost there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fuck me I'm bored.....

[theGinsue]

Oooooooo!!!! OOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 4 more!!!! 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Lightweight. Only trailing me by 10k. I'd better get posting.

[fly boy]

I saw it, but I didn't think you really wanted me to do that. I can do it if you want me to. Do you?

You don't have the power too change his count! [LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I saw it, but I didn't think you really wanted me to do that. I can do it if you want me to. Do you?
You can do whatever you want. Hell, give me another infraction while you're at it. Here.. I'll even give you a reason.

Monky, you're an asshole.


There.














[Coffee][rules][ahole][Poke]

[fly boy]

You can do whatever you want. Hell, give me another infraction while you're at it. Here.. I'll even give you a reason.

Monky, you're an asshole.


There.














[Coffee][rules][ahole][Poke]


lol, I don't kow why, but every time I see that stick poking smiley, I snicker. I could be in the worst, pissed off mood, see that, and be happy.

[theGinsue]

You don't have the power too change his count! [LOL]
You're right, I don't. (Seen your post count lately?)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You don't have the power too change his count! [LOL]
Uh oh... Looks like you poked the wrong bear... Enjoy the new post count.... [ROFL3][ROFL2]

[Monky]

Monky, you're an asshole.


Pretty sure you're preaching to the choir telling Thomas that.. he's probably giving you a 'high five' smilie in a PM.

Only he knows different. As do you.

God that just pisses me off.. 'thanks for the tip asshole'.

I feel sorry for anyone else delivering to me.. no more good tips.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Lightweight. Only trailing me by 10k. I'd better get posting.
You're just more of a whore than I could ever hope to be.

[fly boy]

lol damn.


I feel like Michelangelo in Ninja Turtles when he was told to do the back flip things, and he was faking it, and got caught.


1.

[theGinsue]

You can do whatever you want. Hell, give me another infraction while you're at it. Here.. I'll even give you a reason.

Monky, you're an asshole.


There.


[Coffee][rules][ahole][Poke]

Cut it out. Besides, you know that I wasn't the one to issue that infraction so why you gotta take it out on me? But, you've been poking a lot of folks with the sharp stick. It's creating a lot of work for the staff and greater tension on the site.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Pretty sure you're preaching to the choir telling Thomas that.. he's probably giving you a 'high five' smilie in a PM.

Only he knows different. As do you.

God that just pisses me off.. 'thanks for the tip asshole'.

I feel sorry for anyone else delivering to me.. no more good tips.


That's true... I know you're not an asshole... I can't even lie and say you are...


Here...



FlyBoy, you're an asshole.

[theGinsue]

You're just more of a whore than I could ever hope to be.
You got dat right. I'll spread my posts for anybody.

[Monky]

You don't have the power too change his count! [LOL]

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[panic][word]

[theGinsue]

lol damn.


I feel like Michelangelo in Ninja Turtles when he was told to do the back flip things, and he was faking it, and got caught.


1.
[LOL] And *poof*, like it never happened.

[zteknik]

Did I miss something??[Coffee]

[Monky]

I feel like something is lacking.. Ginsue has five blog entries and I've only talked shit on ONE of them.

[HoneyBadger]

Oh man, I missed the fun! Change it back! Pleeeeeeeease!!!

[Monky]

Did I miss something??[Coffee]

Just the man abusing the people!
dOOTKA0aGI0

[HoneyBadger]

Love Monty Python! [Awesom]

[HoneyBadger]

You it eat right. I'll spread my posts for anybody.

Anyone figure out what he is trying to say here?

[Monky]

Anyone figure out what he is trying to say here?

I'm thinking that they were 'pmsexting' and it came across in the thread and thomas missed it?

[HoneyBadger]

I'm thinking that they were 'pmsexting' and it came across in the thread and thomas missed it?
Oh weird.... I didn't need to know that!!!

[zteknik]

Just the man abusing the people!
dOOTKA0aGI0

[ROFL1]
I go to get dinner and the whores get pimp slapped!!

[theGinsue]

I feel like something is lacking.. Ginsue has five blog entries and I've only talked shit on ONE of them.
It would look silly for me to reply to my own log posts, now wouldn't it?

Get crackin!

[theGinsue]

Just the man abusing the people!
dOOTKA0aGI0
My absolute favorite scene in that movie. Well played kiss-up.

[theGinsue]

Anyone figure out what he is trying to say here?
DAMNED AUTO-CORRECT!

Fixed.


You got dat right. I'll spread my posts for anybody.

[Monky]

My absolute favorite scene in that movie. Well played kiss-up.

See.. I do pay attention when we cuddle..

wait.. I mean..when you tell me stuff?

[theGinsue]

And.... Looks like the whores are all on dates with their Johns and I'm left without a date to the prom.

[Monky]

And.... Looks like the whores are all on dates with their Johns and I'm left without a date to the prom.

Pretty sure they're all watching porn at this time.

[theGinsue]

Hi Jerry!

Come on in and post sumthin. The water's warm.

[zteknik]

And.... Looks like the whores are all on dates with their Johns and I'm left without a date to the prom.

Off like a herd of turtles???

[HoneyBadger]

Pretty sure they're all watching porn at this time.

Nope. Just hanging out with my dog.

[theGinsue]

Pretty sure they're all watching porn at this time.
Ah yes & their typing hands are otherwise occupied.

[theGinsue]

Nope. Just hanging out with my dog.
That's sick dude. I don't wanna hear nuthin 'bout no peanut butter either.

[zteknik]

Hi Jerry!

Come on in and post sumthin. The water's warm.

Oh great,bring Jerry down to our level whydontcha....[LOL]

[theGinsue]

Aaannnd, 12k.

[zteknik]

Nope. Just hanging out with my dog.

[Ignore]

[theGinsue]

I need to do my Barney Fife thing and survey the town, er, Forum.

[bogie]

Aaannnd, 12k.

wow you are so loose.

[bogie]

Knock Knock

[zteknik]

Knock Knock

Ok,ok I'll bite...
Who's there??

[Monky]

Nope. Just hanging out with my dog.

My dog is asleep on the couch.. using 2 1/2 cushions.. bastard drools too..

So I'm at my masturbation station.. talking to you guys..

[HoneyBadger]

That's sick dude. I don't wanna hear nuthin 'bout no peanut butter either.


Man, you guys are messed up! [ROFL1]

[Monky]

Knock Knock

E.V.E.R.Y time I see your avatar.. I want to do a crane kick.

[blacklabel]

So I'm at my masturbation station.. talking to you guys..

You're doing it wrong.

[Monky]

You're doing it wrong.

Well if it was being used as intended.. I wouldn't be talking to you guys.

[bogie]

E.V.E.R.Y time I see your avatar.. I want to do a crane kick.

You're welcome to try but I don't think it would work.

[Monky]

You're welcome to try but I don't think it would work.

What if I sweep the leg?

[bogie]

What if I sweep the leg?

I'd be "out of commission"

[HoneyBadger]

Well if it was being used as intended.. I wouldn't be talking to you guys.


Thank God! I'd hate to think you got the two activities mixed up! [ROFL2]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Cut it out. Besides, you know that I wasn't the one to issue that infraction so why you gotta take it out on me? But, you've been poking a lot of folks with the sharp stick. It's creating a lot of work for the staff and greater tension on the site.
You guys don't work hard enough for the donations we've given... I was just making it so you "earned your fair share"...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This sounds like a good time....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6975863808/h2A97C716/

[patrick0685]

i dont know that I would try that one

[mahabali]

Ha ha, what kind is that?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I've done with with my little brother... It was awesome till the day he figured me out.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6983695360/hC23A74B2/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Next time I house sit for Monky....


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6980727552/h6DA544C0/

[mahabali]

Thats what I do with the dog.

[zteknik]

Ha ha, what kind is that?

Suppository....[shithitsfan]

[mahabali]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hmm..+lul+wut_ea547d_3337790.jpg

[mahabali]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120807222927/degrassi/images/1/15/Funny-gif-11.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b3c156c5f898aab31b307a029bb4e92/tumblr_mh32w8EPOW1ryfeh6o1_r2_250.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

ONWARD STEED!!!!!!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6894664192/h12C85D61/

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcelrgFUnv1rx037eo1_500.gif

[Monky]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b3c156c5f898aab31b307a029bb4e92/tumblr_mh32w8EPOW1ryfeh6o1_r2_250.gif

Only a cat owner would really understand that one.. beyond the lol in it. I caught my cat staring into the toilet bowl the other day.. and for a second.. I wanted to just push her in and laugh.

[mahabali]

Here is another cat one.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcto7ddhBh1rhhbjco1_400.gif

[theGinsue]

You guys don't work hard enough for the donations we've given... I was just making it so you "earned your fair share"...
Which reminds me... Whose turn is it to wash & wax my COAR Ferrari?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6865976576/h59172835/

[mahabali]

Cat GIF time I guess?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c27940027b75c089587c6ea6832b407f/tumblr_mgt5y6AHFm1ryfeh6o1_r1_400.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6865875968/hA6A5DB04/

[mahabali]

This cat looks like yours JM


http://25.media.tumblr.com/734bf1eaa743daf24abd5387f16525d2/tumblr_mglhpluVsT1ryfeh6o1_500.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Cat GIF time I guess?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c27940027b75c089587c6ea6832b407f/tumblr_mgt5y6AHFm1ryfeh6o1_r1_400.gif

I can't see yours....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6997069568/hAE2254C6/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25kisqfbh1qlln7zo1_500.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lvm2VFWi1rc0ex3o1_400.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5b73f3c2b5d061fb179b19642bd3abb/tumblr_mfc5g9mb9j1rmiuggo1_500.gif

[mahabali]

I can't see yours....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6997069568/hAE2254C6/

My cat is a big dawg.

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5344a9ad74adc20985d314d389227d77/tumblr_mggy1cQe5z1rmiuggo1_400.gif

[mahabali]

Ok I'm about done but one more.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/200bdf0364f5482e3afbfe03f51b6f9d/tumblr_mgbdhdTxfp1rmiuggo1_400.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6937678080/hA4B30CC2/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That's not happy....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6893720320/h829A51ED/

[mahabali]

Ok one or three more

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab9521a0013415086a8b29954eb22e08/tumblr_mg9jgokECS1rmiuggo1_250.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can only hope to be so lucky one day...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6980444928/hDFBCB7B5/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6999685120/h78927209/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6994175744/hC3758738/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

By the way... Yes, I do know we have a funny picture thread....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6992001536/hCCF72C27/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Some people just want to watch the whole world burn....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6992309760/h4D303247/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6975857920/hC99EE8C4/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3lde8H6lz1r3f2abo1_500.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6956637184/h916C1A04/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d06fbae95091822757f665fe6d013ba/tumblr_mgcnc1eFiq1qiwnk8o1_500.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6962349824/h61BB9B7F/

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f385aace7a4e40143d6f5b2e17e9812a/tumblr_mh6weoSpKW1qiwnk8o1_500.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6959539712/h8DCB5871/


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6978644992/h93BF9CCE/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/90404ee30284f4e8d0873454d9944178/tumblr_mh6rviVUz71qiwnk8o2_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8615479956943a20c6e0b30d87e8173d/tumblr_mh6pbsNGaU1qiwnk8o1_r1_250.gif

[mahabali]

We are whore'in it up tonight.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Keep it goin!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6898676736/h274A1746/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6902010880/h79323619/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc79f31e7a66ad3fb730907026f6021f/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o2_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b08bd8acfe7e82377631f6a78aa4eb1b/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o1_250.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6875985920/h07EF1631/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ada47824c637868fb7295ece1a3ac4bd/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o3_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e5d8004ba71bc4a4551e2e69d25ea58/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o4_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/248e5371c24b3f70523d3e0c593ec4e6/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o5_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/992e27cb85a7a763b62fbe1a7ecf50ae/tumblr_mgu514Xvau1r0lc86o6_250.gif

I have no idea what this was by the way.

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/74f7c32a6de92cacf5ee5525025e6903/tumblr_mh7t0vXtGz1r2w5eto1_500.png

[zteknik]

http://711.persephone.nu/zombie.GIF

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u1m9IaiU1rc6xgdo1_400.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mav32tRhox1rc6xgdo1_400.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malospPTAD1qcxcjfo1_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/New_Mexico_400.svg/600px-New_Mexico_400.svg.png

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xjip2KNB1rc6xgdo1_400.gif

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6796218368/h12C7BEAF/

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u0k9W1Og1rc6xgdo1_500.jpg

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8p7rkSFJP1rns3x3o1_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jm2cUDLl1qay81po1_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jm2cUDLl1qay81po2_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jm2cUDLl1qay81po3_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jm2cUDLl1qay81po4_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o6z644fI1r7vywco1_500.gif

[mahabali]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yxtvJ2np1qcb5fko1_400.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no2_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no1_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no3_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no4_250.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no5_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no6_250.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lmqzPjgF1qzcv7no7_500.gif

[mahabali]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jujz2jiS1rck32qo1_400.gif

[mahabali]

Ok goodnight ladies. Nice whore'n it up with you.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6750158848/h996C14C0/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6739891712/hCFD08513/


I can see why....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6742495232/h97A3D0D2/