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OtterbatHellcat
09-14-2015, 20:31
Hey, Wyome.

wyome
09-14-2015, 20:33
S'up man

Irving
09-14-2015, 20:45
No cows in there, but we saw a guy walking down the street in Canon next to his lady, with a bright orange sweatshirt. I said, looks like he got his view this year.

Great-Kazoo
09-14-2015, 22:08
....and you know this because of your previous penicillin prescriptions?

Penicillin's for pussies. 2 good shots of shine kill anything. Then you wipe the glass out with your manhood.

brutal
09-14-2015, 22:41
Watkins Salve.

As my old man used to say, "Also good for colds, molds, and sore assholes."

fly boy
09-15-2015, 07:57
Finally back in Cheyenne Wyoming!!

Now to find a job, wonder if McDonald's is $15 an hour yet. Haha

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 09:51
Finally back in Cheyenne Wyoming!!

Now to find a job, wonder if McDonald's is $15 an hour yet. Haha
You can go work for the Bernie Sanders campaign for $12/hr...

fly boy
09-15-2015, 09:54
You can go work for the Bernie Sanders campaign for $12/hr...

HA!

I am going to apply for Magpul and Thunderbeast and see if they have openings.

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 10:03
Do you get employee discounts or other perks with TBC? Because that would be sweet.

fly boy
09-15-2015, 10:13
Do you get employee discounts or other perks with TBC? Because that would be sweet.

If I get hired on, I will let you know. [Beer]

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 10:21
If I get hired on, I will let you know. [Beer]
For you, not for me. I am probably going to earn a no-knock raid just by mentioning suppressors on the internet. [gohome]

Great-Kazoo
09-15-2015, 10:22
For you, not for me. I am probably going to earn a no-knock raid just by mentioning suppressors on the internet. [gohome]

Throw some misc crap on the lawn, blend in, ese'

fly boy
09-15-2015, 10:27
For you, not for me. I am probably going to earn a no-knock raid just by mentioning suppressors on the internet. [gohome]

especially since you are out in that wonderful state.

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 14:44
Googly eyes are friggin hilarious!



http://i.imgur.com/HxwHalJ.gif

buffalobo
09-15-2015, 19:46
Googly eyes are friggin hilarious!



http://i.imgur.com/HxwHalJ.gif

I don't know, that kinda freaks me out. Looking at it makes me worry I might go googly eyed.[panic]

Monky
09-15-2015, 19:53
Aren't nipple shots forbidden?


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

OtterbatHellcat
09-15-2015, 20:22
2 good shots of shine kill anything. Then you wipe the glass out with your manhood.


Jim....lol. Funny bastard.

OtterbatHellcat
09-15-2015, 20:30
Howdy fellers.

I also think that googly eyes are comical.

Had a good guitar lesson tonight, but that doesn't mean that it's easy. I have some work ahead of me (forever), but learning instruments and music is all about pain, anguish, and personal doubt about what you're doing, AND that you're not playing as good as you would like to.......ha ha ha.

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 20:37
I also think that googly eyes are comical.

You like them? There's plenty more where that came from...

OtterbatHellcat
09-15-2015, 20:45
Hell, yeah.............HB.

That and salves for sore butt holes.... ha ha.

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 20:54
https://www.google.com/search?espv=2&biw=1680&bih=905&tbm=isch&q=googly+eyes+on+things&revid=1056496088&sa=X&ved=0CB8Q1QJqFQoTCPTKt5PG-scCFUhRiAodaxQHeQ

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 20:55
That and salves for sore butt holes.... ha ha.
Wait... WHAT?

theGinsue
09-15-2015, 21:12
Googly eyes are friggin hilarious!



http://i.imgur.com/HxwHalJ.gif

Where in the heck did you find a pic/gif of Stu?


I don't know, that kinda freaks me out. Looking at it makes me worry I might go googly eyed.[panic]

Thank heavens I'm not the only one that is freaked out by that image.

HoneyBadger
09-15-2015, 21:21
Where in the heck did you find a pic/gif of Stu?



Thank heavens I'm not the only one that is freaked out by that image.
He sent it to me during his "hunting trip"

Great-Kazoo
09-15-2015, 21:25
He sent it to me during his "hunting trip"

One of his "scores" from the Dangling Moose? Ever been inside a Turkish Prison

brutal
09-15-2015, 22:08
Wait... WHAT?


Penicillin's for pussies. 2 good shots of shine kill anything. Then you wipe the glass out with your manhood.


Watkins Salve.

As my old man used to say, "Also good for colds, molds, and sore assholes."

All that time wasted posting in funny pics made you lose track here?

KS63
09-15-2015, 22:31
I just pissed off my wife's sorority sister by posting a a letter about drug testing welfare recipients. Didn't even mention her, just said it should be a standard procedure in 50 states. "Well it's so nice that you think I'm a drug addict, dishonest and want to freeload off the federal government because I get food stamps every month. Doesn't matter that I'm a single mom (whom made a terrible decision to marry a scum bag) with a Masters Degree". Cry me a fucking river. Married a known womanizer, thinks there's no evil people (she got physically assaulted by an at-risk adult) and was unemployed, by choice for two years because she was "worth more than what they're offering". Then still took a job as elementary school teacher for meh pay. BTW she lives in Kalifornia and hates guns.

Great-Kazoo
09-15-2015, 22:33
I just pissed off my wife's sorority sister by posting a a letter about drug testing welfare recipients. Didn't even mention her, just said it should be a standard procedure in 50 states. "Well it's so nice that you think I'm a drug addict, dishonest and want to freeload off the federal government because I get food stamps every month. Doesn't matter that I'm a single mom (whom made a terrible decision to marry a scum bag) with a Masters Degree". Cry me a fucking river. Married a known womanizer, thinks there's no evil people (she got physically assaulted by an at-risk adult) and was unemployed, by choice for two years because she was "worth more than what they're offering". Then still took a job as elementary school teacher for meh pay. BTW she lives in Kalifornia and hates guns.


FSA gonna FSA

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:08
Oh bury me

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:09
On the lone prairie.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:09
I'll take my stand

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:10
On the Rio Grande

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:12
If the sun refused to shine
I don't mind

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:13
If all the mountains fell in the sea
Let it be, it ain't me.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:14
Got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:15
Now if 6 turned up to be 9
I don't mind, I don't mind

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:17
If all the hippies cut off their hair
I don't care, I don't care

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:34
DO YOU HEAR ME BRONZE. I'M THE NIGHT RIDER

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 01:36
BORN WITH A CHROME STEERING WHEEL IN MY HANDS

waxthis
09-16-2015, 06:04
Mow-Nin.................It's....................HUMPDA Y................[Beer]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

thvigil11
09-16-2015, 08:11
Meetings, meetings, meetings. These thing will be the death of me.

fly boy
09-16-2015, 08:47
let's lighten the mood a little....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjTrwOMSO4

fly boy
09-16-2015, 08:57
Today, I set up the Super Nintendo!

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 09:40
^^^^ I bet I could guess your age +/- 3 years because of that song you posted. :) Third Eye Blind was good stuff in the 90s and still is.

I just realized that your Super Nintendo post makes it even easier... :D

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 09:42
I played lots of Super Mario World and Donky Kong Country as a kid.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 09:46
I played lots of Super Mario World and Donky Kong Country as a kid.

So did our daughter ')

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 10:44
So did our daughter ')
Okay, DAD.


[Coffee]

waxthis
09-16-2015, 10:58
There has yet to be a game invented that could match Asteroids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/asteroids1_zpsar2wouia.jpg

fly boy
09-16-2015, 12:08
There has yet to be a game invented that could match Asteroids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/asteroids1_zpsar2wouia.jpg

Had that on the actual FLOPPY disk, not the hard disk (3.5" floppy).

fly boy
09-16-2015, 12:10
^^^^ I bet I could guess your age +/- 3 years because of that song you posted. :) Third Eye Blind was good stuff in the 90s and still is.

I just realized that your Super Nintendo post makes it even easier... :D

I'm pretty sure you're +/- 3 years around me as well.

crays
09-16-2015, 12:10
Had that on the actual FLOPPY disk, not the hard disk (3.5" floppy).
3.5" is a diskette. 5.25" is a floppy.

via tapatalk

fly boy
09-16-2015, 12:16
3.5" is a diskette. 5.25" is a floppy.

via tapatalk

yet people most of the time refer to a diskette as a floppy disk. Would annoy the crap out of me in school.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 12:51
Okay, DAD.


[Coffee]

No problem grandson.

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 13:16
I'm pretty sure you're +/- 3 years around me as well.
yep. [Beer]

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 13:17
No problem grandson.
Whoa, you're not THAT old and I'm not THAT young! [ROFL1]

brutal
09-16-2015, 13:18
3.5" is a diskette. 5.25" is a floppy.

via tapatalk

Um, I used (and repaired) 8" floppy disks... teletypes, card punch/readers, and GASP, paper tape!


Actually only trained a little on paper tape and never saw it in productive use anywhere, but lots of key-disk (8" floppy) and card punch machines to be fixed in my day.

KS63
09-16-2015, 14:02
Piss off Draft Kings. Stop trolling me with your $24M in advertising last week!

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:05
but they want you to play

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:06
4 more and we have a winner!

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:07
3 left before someone can snipe me!

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:07
is it too early to start Christmas lists?

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:08
I need a case of Go-Fast please.

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 14:08
hey?

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:09
New page!

So here's a goat...

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 14:09
New page!

So here's a goat...
[Muaha]

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:09
NNNOOOOOOOOO sniped :(

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:10
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2014/10/this_goat-157421.gif

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 14:20
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2014/10/this_goat-157421.gif
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2014/10/this_goat-157421.gif

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:32
yeah, that was supposed to be on the top of the page!

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 14:40
yeah, that was supposed to be on the top of the page!
[fail]

fly boy
09-16-2015, 14:42
yeah, I got sniped. Just my luck.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 15:19
Whoa, you're not THAT old and I'm not THAT young! [ROFL1]

You have 2 kids and approx 5 yr's younger than our daughter. YOU EVEN MATH, BRO? Or read, like i don't before posting.

fly boy
09-16-2015, 15:37
on the plus side, I now own a few new things :D

Boulder airlift, Texas Edition, and Wyoming Edition PMAGS

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 15:40
on the plus side, I now own a few new things :D

Boulder airlift, Texas Edition, and Wyoming Edition PMAGS

Just getting caught up?? You browse that e-m attachment?

fly boy
09-16-2015, 15:49
Just getting caught up?? You browse that e-m attachment?

Yeah, I came home to them as a present. All 3 states I've lived in.

Yeah. And I am meeting with a DV work center up here tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully I'll polish my resume and he'll find me a job locally first before I have to work in Colorado.

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 16:09
Yeah, I came home to them as a present. All 3 states I've lived in.

Yeah. And I am meeting with a DV work center up here tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully I'll polish my resume and he'll find me a job locally first before I have to work in Colorado.

That resume class offered to vets in weld cty is a must attend class. Everyone who attended had interviews, within a 7 day period.

wyome
09-16-2015, 20:27
Got to shoot my bow today....damn tendonitis in the left arm slows me down after 50 or so shots.....

buffalobo
09-16-2015, 21:35
Couldn't derail the other thread so brought it over here.

Kazoo, Mrs bo says your Mixmaster is poop and sends arrogant fancy glove slap. Gourmet style.








Tapatalk emoticons suck.



Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

Great-Kazoo
09-16-2015, 21:46
Couldn't derail the other thread so brought it over here.

Kazoo, Mrs bo says your Mixmaster is poop and sends arrogant fancy glove slap. Gourmet style.








Tapatalk emoticons suck.



Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk


Sorry she sent a kid to deliver a mans message

theGinsue
09-16-2015, 22:19
Um, I used (and repaired) 8" floppy disks... teletypes, card punch/readers, and GASP, paper tape!


Actually only trained a little on paper tape and never saw it in productive use anywhere, but lots of key-disk (8" floppy) and card punch machines to be fixed in my day.
I worked with paper tape a lot in Korea. Used to be able to read it fairly quickly.

OtterbatHellcat
09-16-2015, 22:26
I like crackers.

OtterbatHellcat
09-16-2015, 22:27
Heya T.

Mazin
09-16-2015, 23:13
Yo yo yo Ho's!

HoneyBadger
09-16-2015, 23:20
I have this weird desire for one of the candidates to give the "there are three kinds of people in this world" speech from Team America as their closing remarks at one of the debates.

hurley842002
09-17-2015, 01:18
Howdy HO!

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2015, 02:04
I like crackers.

cause you is one

wyome
09-17-2015, 05:28
I would like more sleep right now

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2015, 07:34
I would like more sleep right now

POOF, sleep is granted. Call in to work. Tell your supervisor the great-kazoo said you'll be in later.

waxthis
09-17-2015, 07:56
I like crackers.


Nice to know someone likes white folks....[ROFL2]

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 09:20
morning. Happy almost-friday?

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 09:21
Not so happy for me. I have to go back to work tomorrow after taking nearly 2 weeks off.

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 09:22
But I intentionally planned to end my leave today so that I go back to work for 1 day, and then get the weekend. :) It's nice to ease back into things.

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 09:36
Guess I'd better shave my pathetic facial hair tonight.

I'll never be able to grow a lumberjack beard.

fly boy
09-17-2015, 10:04
Guess I'd better shave my pathetic facial hair tonight.

I'll never be able to grow a lumberjack beard.

I'm on 71 days of Terminal leave trying to see how much beard I can grow. I will hate the day I have to enlist into the guard.

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 10:18
I'm on 71 days of Terminal leave trying to see how much beard I can grow. I will hate the day I have to enlist into the guard.
Please post pics!

I would, but I basically look the same as I did 2 weeks ago. Just a little creepier.

fly boy
09-17-2015, 10:42
Please post pics!

I would, but I basically look the same as I did 2 weeks ago. Just a little creepier.


I'll have to do a few different pictures while cutting. Maybe I'll finish with a sweet waxed mustache for the weekend before I go back.

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:25
damn, just found out there aren't any left over licenses for the area my buddy is Elk hunting.

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:26
I can't even pull a deer tag :(

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:27
Maybe I'll just get a small game license and go shoot some predator animals :D

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:28
there are TONS that I can shoot..... Skunks, porcupines, cougars, squirrels, coyotes,

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:29
fox, raccoons, jack rabbits, and WOLVES!

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:30
kitty kitty!

fly boy
09-17-2015, 11:30
New page! so here's a squirrel!

https://media.giphy.com/media/19uUmES4K72KI/giphy.gif

brutal
09-17-2015, 11:31
Please post pics!

I would, but I basically look the same as I did 2 weeks ago. Just a little rapey.

FIFY

Joe_K
09-17-2015, 12:37
Totally irrational, Buuut....I....Still...Want!!!6099160992

Sent from my SM-G920T using Tapatalk

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 13:01
FIFY
Yeah.... pretty much.

wyome
09-17-2015, 17:54
Meatloaf cooking on the smoker...damn the backyard smells good

wyome
09-17-2015, 17:55
POOF, sleep is granted. Call in to work. Tell your supervisor the great-kazoo said you'll be in later.

Sooooo didn't try that....

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2015, 18:20
Sooooo didn't try that....

Too bad, you could have gone in late.

OtterbatHellcat
09-17-2015, 18:23
It's soooo nice to get home from a shitty day, and read the funny crap you guys come up with.

Alpha2
09-17-2015, 18:36
Hey, even better, to get home from a shitty day and realize you took Friday off! FTW!

Yes, even better than flingin' squirrels. A bit.

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 19:20
It's soooo nice to get home from a shitty day, and read the funny crap you guys come up with.
And you don't even see the crap that we don't/can't post on here...


[Coffee]

Irving
09-17-2015, 19:40
No more game is showing up and it's frustrating!

wyome
09-17-2015, 19:41
Gotta pooop

Irving
09-17-2015, 19:46
I pooped up against a tree today brother.

fly boy
09-17-2015, 19:47
got the super hooked up. Mario World is too advanced for the little one.

Hooking up the NES tomorrow for her.

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2015, 20:21
I pooped up against a tree today brother.

If a jackass shits in the forest, does anybody care.

wyome
09-17-2015, 20:35
Hahahaha

theGinsue
09-17-2015, 20:44
Heya T.

Hey there ya Ho!

Irving
09-17-2015, 20:44
Not as long as he buries it.

Great-Kazoo
09-17-2015, 21:58
http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/S/V/6/trump-combover.jpg

HoneyBadger
09-17-2015, 22:02
http://stallioncornell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/6834e99713f262a9ab2c72125c46085e.jpg

brutal
09-17-2015, 23:41
Bill O'reilly tonight said the match up between Kasich and Trump was the Tortoise and the Hair.

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 00:48
SHE'S A BRICK

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 00:49
HOWSSSSE

hurley842002
09-18-2015, 01:20
SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 06:57
And just lettin' it all hang out and she's a brick house
And like lady's stacked and that's the fact

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 06:58
The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make a old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees

hurley842002
09-18-2015, 07:02
Whoa, talk about delayed reaction....

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 08:02
Whoa, talk about delayed reaction....

figured i'd give other odd hour members room.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 08:42
Odd hour, or Odd minded?

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 09:02
Odd hour, or Odd minded?

Odd Fellows, Local 151

fly boy
09-18-2015, 09:20
Bacardi 151?

Great-Kazoo
09-18-2015, 10:04
Two Fingers Tequila

fly boy
09-18-2015, 11:58
where's the cross-eyed emoji?

fly boy
09-18-2015, 11:59
over 2 hours revising my resume has got me going nuts. Time for a break.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:02
maybe I should go shooting.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:02
20-30 winds..... maybe I'll just stay inside.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:03
oh yeah, I was going to hook up the NES for the kiddo's and wife!

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:03
I'd much rather be reloading right now.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:04
too bad I don't know how, or even have the equipment.

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:04
holy crap it's Friday, where are all the whores at?

fly boy
09-18-2015, 12:05
Eating banana's? because I know you're not working! HA

https://media.giphy.com/media/U2XqaRomfyuAM/giphy.gif

Mazin
09-18-2015, 12:15
Bob Dole likes bananas

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 13:25
too bad I don't know how, or even have the equipment.


There's an easy fix for that... And There is a reason they call him the GREAT Kazoo. He is the Grandmaster of reloading.

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 13:25
holy crap it's Friday, where are all the whores at?
Working, for the first time in a few weeks :D

fly boy
09-18-2015, 14:52
There's an easy fix for that... And There is a reason they call him the GREAT Kazoo. He is the Grandmaster of reloading.

Yeah, and he's only a short trip down the road too. But I need to sell a house in Texas first before I start a new expensive hobby. HA


Working, for the first time in a few weeks :D

Who works on a friday? Save that for a Monday.

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 16:47
Yeah, and he's only a short trip down the road too. But I need to sell a house in Texas first before I start a new expensive hobby. HA



Who works on a friday? Save that for a Monday.
I do... so I don't have to burn leave on the weekend. What are you? Some kind of Air Force Newb?

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 16:48
Bob Dole likes bananas
I heard Caitlyn Jenner likes them too...

fly boy
09-18-2015, 19:55
I do... so I don't have to burn leave on the weekend. What are you? Some kind of Air Force Newb?

Actually I'm well versed in the workings of ENLISTED Air force ;) But I will admit I'm a Civilian Newb :D only been one for a week!

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 20:05
Actually I'm well versed in the workings of ENLISTED Air force ;) But I will admit I'm a Civilian Newb :D only been one for a week!
And you never ended leave on a Friday so that you wouldn't have to take the weekend too?















That's what I thought.

Monky
09-18-2015, 20:18
I heard Caitlyn Jenner likes them too...

Bananas are not penis


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 20:22
Bananas are not penis


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
No, I just read in the National Enquirer that she really likes the potassium boost.

Jamnanc
09-18-2015, 20:39
Isn't it peni?

Irving
09-18-2015, 20:46
holy crap it's Friday, where are all the whores at?

Hunting. Don't worry wyome, almost done.

Irving
09-18-2015, 20:48
Bananas are not penis


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

I like to show up at Home Depot on a Saturday morning and just stand in the aisle eating a banana or two. I make sure to bring my mouth the banana, instead of the other way around too.

Irving
09-18-2015, 20:49
Isn't it peni?


Only if you can fit more than one in your mouth at a time...

HoneyBadger
09-18-2015, 20:54
Eating banana's? because I know you're not working! HA

https://media.giphy.com/media/U2XqaRomfyuAM/giphy.gif

http://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif

hurley842002
09-18-2015, 23:35
I swear Lakewood PD has a DUI checkpoint once a month on Wadsworth, give it a rest already!

brutal
09-19-2015, 00:29
I like to show up at Home Depot on a Saturday morning and just stand in the aisle eating a banana or two. I make sure to bring my mouth the banana, instead of the other way around too.

Just like a good Catholic girl does.

Do you put your hand on the back of you head and press it in also?

brutal
09-19-2015, 00:30
http://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif

It said PENS!

(obscure AWOT joke)

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2015, 00:48
Just like a good Catholic girl does.

Do you put your hand on the back of you head and press it in also?

You're confusing them, with alter boys

brutal
09-19-2015, 10:09
You're confusing them, with alter boys

Perhaps, but do they also have a tiny little mustache?

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 13:51
Perhaps, but do they also have a tiny little mustache?
Why? Is the mustache that one thing that really gets you goin?

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 13:53
Exhibit A:

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http://www.hipstercrite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lady-mustache-2.jpg

buffalobo
09-19-2015, 13:57
Amadeus ' sister, hideus.

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wyome
09-19-2015, 19:10
Picked up a 1000 rounds of 9mm, Tula , and a new bow today....this is a good day

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 20:14
Picked up a 1000 rounds of 9mm, Tula , and a new bow today....this is a good day
Nice. I scored 400rds of Fed 9mm in the 100rd boxes for $25/box, which is a pretty good deal from Wally World according to Gunbot.net

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 20:21
What kind of bow did you get?

blacklabel
09-19-2015, 20:22
Exhibit A:

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img/disgusting hairlip/

NSFL warnings would be appreciated.

wyome
09-19-2015, 20:46
G5 Torrent...pix tomorrow

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2015, 20:57
Nice. I scored 400rds of Fed 9mm in the 100rd boxes for $25/box, which is a pretty good deal from Wally World according to Gunbot.net

And i loaded 800 rds of 62gr btfmj

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:01
Picked up a 1000 rounds of 9mm, Tula , and a new bow today....this is a good day

1K rounds....$190....ok price for plinking ammo

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 21:26
1K rounds....$190....ok price for plinking ammo
Yeah, not bad! Is that stuff brass cased?

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:26
Why? Is the mustache that one thing that really gets you goin?

Zappa reference, apparently above your paygrade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fdcDN4LbYQ
[Coffee]

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 21:27
Zappa reference, apparently above your age.

[Coffee]


FIFY Old fart.

[Coffee]

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:29
FIFY Old fart.

[Coffee]

Hip Hip Hooray!

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:31
Tony Carboni, with a tongue like a cow, she can make you go wow.

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:31
Yeah, not bad! Is that stuff brass cased?

Went steel case for plinking and just building up the stock pile...

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 21:32
Went steel case for plinking and just building up the stock pile...
Stock pile is a good thing. [Awesom] [AR15]

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:33
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:35
Zappa sux

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:37
Zappa sux

Dems fightin werds...

Your Glock is poop.

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:39
M&P baby!




And glock is poop

brutal
09-19-2015, 21:40
Sig Uber Alles!

blacklabel
09-19-2015, 21:41
M&P baby!




And glock is poop

And on the 7th day the Lord created the M&P.

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:46
Saw a Sparta edition Sig 1911....that thing was pretty...burnt bronze color and nice molon labe engraved on it

blacklabel
09-19-2015, 21:48
Saw a Sparta edition Sig 1911....that thing was pretty...burnt bronze color and nice molon labe engraved on it

I want to like it but I just can't.

http://photosbydon.smugmug.com/Other/SHOT-Show-Day-2/i-Zg5HTvc/0/L/DSC6592-L.jpg

wyome
09-19-2015, 21:54
61032

Saw this one.....nicer color

blacklabel
09-19-2015, 22:11
Difference in lighting?

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 22:19
M&P baby!




And glock is poop
Glock rulez!!! Your M&P is poop and shoots poop!

wyome
09-19-2015, 22:21
Prolly....the one I held looked just like my picture, the other might have some flashbulb...

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 22:34
I'm not a 1911 fan (mostly because I can't afford the one(s) I want.. hahaha) but that one looks pretty neat. A few of my guns are custom engraved with awesome Liberty-minded quotes or phrases and that one would fit in nicely with the others.

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2015, 22:40
Zappa sux

[facepalm]


Dems fightin werds...

Your Glock is poop.


FIGHTING WORDS. NO HE'S just showing his ignorance. IF he did some research about Frank. He'd be impressed just how many musicians did a stint with him. Mark Volman & Howard Kaylen from the Turtles to Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons.



CALL ME ANY VEGETABLE

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2015, 22:41
Rutabaga....................

wyome
09-19-2015, 23:05
The turtles and Dale....so nobody relevant in music now....or then. Zappa just ain't my cup of tea

buffalobo
09-19-2015, 23:05
Kohlrabi

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blacklabel
09-19-2015, 23:33
Lettuce?

Monky
09-19-2015, 23:36
Grumble grumble college football grumble


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 23:39
Grumble grumble college football grumble


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
You a Bama fan? [LOL]

HoneyBadger
09-19-2015, 23:43
Or a CSU fan? [Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
09-19-2015, 23:54
The turtles and Dale....so nobody relevant in music now....or then. Zappa just ain't my cup of tea

How long you wait for Miley's wrecking ball CD ? [LOL]

The Turtles weren't relevant? George Duke, MAX BENNET, Adrian Belew, Michael and Randy Brecker, DON BREWER, JACK BRUCE, ERIC CLAPTON, Ansley Dunbar, LOWELL GEORGE, JOHN LENNON & Yoko ono, Shuggie Otis, John Luc Ponty, MAC REBBANNACK (Dr. John), LINDA RONSTADT , TINA TURNER, Steve Vai, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, PETER WOLF.
NOT RELEVANT?? [facepalm]what type[s] of music you listen to??

Zappa had some well known / respected jazz session artist, among other non relevant musicians in his 30+ years of music. Sorry you're musically challenged.

wyome
09-20-2015, 00:39
Oh no you didn't!

Miley is a saint, and her music was an inspiration to both Beethoven and the guy who wrote the meow mix cat food jingle! Her earlier Hannah Montana work is pure garbage, and just her dad's way of sticking it to those of us who remember the achy breaky heart phenomenon.

Besides if you really knew me you would know I'm more of a Lynyrd Skynyrd and Katy Perry sing the blues fan.....

Good nite

Great-Kazoo
09-20-2015, 08:33
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/4IBCLhD.bC_u6hh7nr42yw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTQwO2g9MzY3O2lsPX BsYW5l/https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w540/0967dc6db68f914507bade6817b8ab82349c484d.jpg

https://www.yahoo.com/music/thirty-years-after-the-filthy-fifteen-129325368721.html

wyome
09-20-2015, 08:37
Dee Snyder owned that committee meeting....

HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 08:46
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/4IBCLhD.bC_u6hh7nr42yw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTQwO2g9MzY3O2lsPX BsYW5l/https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/FIT_TO_WIDTH-w540/0967dc6db68f914507bade6817b8ab82349c484d.jpg
https://www.yahoo.com/music/thirty-years-after-the-filthy-fifteen-129325368721.html
Great story!

Best part:

Snider was one of three musicians invited to testify at the PMRC hearing. The other two were Frank Zappa and John Denver, for whom both Al Gore had expressed admiration. Conversely, Al Gore made it clear during his questioning of Snider that he didn’t like Twisted Sister’s music or their lyrics. He specifically mentioned one of the songs by Twisted Sister, “Under the Blade,” which Tipper said was about bondage and sado-masochism. The track included the lyrics: “It’s not another party head, this time you cannot rise/Your hands are tied, your legs are strapped, a light shines in your eyes.”

Snider gleefully pointed out that Tipper had misinterpreted the meaning of the song. “That was one of my favorite moments of the forum,” Snider laughs. “I was very happy to inform them that the song was about my guitar player’s throat operation. He was getting an operation and was scared. I said, ‘I’m gonna write you a song,’ and I wrote ‘Under the Blade.’ So when I gave my testimony, I said, ‘I can’t help it if Ms. Gore has a dirty mind.’ Man, if Al Gore had laser beams in his eyes, he would have blown me out of my seat. He was so upset and he couldn’t really say anything, because he was there as a Senator and she was there as a member of the PMRC. But he was very upset.”

HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 08:53
This was pretty good too:


”I’m not at all anti-American,” he says. “I’m patriotic and I love my country. But politics is a dirty, ugly business and politicians are not better, smarter, or greater than any of us. If anything, they’re not as good, they’re not as smart, and they’re anything but better. They’ve got agendas; they’ve got their own reasons for constituencies and trying to get things done that they want done. And they don’t have our better interests at heart. It’s sheer manipulation, and I went away feeling very disenchanted.”

OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2015, 09:15
Howdy ho bitches.

Took the thunder chicken to High Plains Raceway yesterday....... I was disappointed. Yeah my car is fast, is goes good, but it doesn't corner nearly worth a shit that I thought it would. The fifteen year old tires don't help, I understand that, but I think even with brand new slicks under the fucker.....it still can't keep up with the better cars. I know it ain't me, I'm a driver.

Bought a new GoPro last Wednesday...used it yesterday and it's really amazing. I bought the headgear for upcoming matches and look forward to doing that.

Had the fire pit going last night and did some crossbow shooting with a little help from a small flood light. Been a good weekend and gonna make some burritos for dinner and the weeks lunches and stuff.

theGinsue
09-20-2015, 11:54
Kohlrabi

Haven't heard of kohlrabi since my grandparents passed in '83; they used to grow it in their garden. Never had much of a taste for it myself - a cabbage tasting turnip of sorts.

Great-Kazoo
09-20-2015, 11:57
Haven't heard of kohlrabi since my grandparents passed in '83; they used to grow it in their garden. Never had much of a taste for it myself - a cabbage tasting turnip of sorts.

The place i use to work back east, hardcore 1st gen polish. Kohlrabi was their go to snack, lunch, dinner etc.

buffalobo
09-20-2015, 11:58
Haven't heard of kohlrabi since my grandparents passed in '83; they used to grow it in their garden. Never had much of a taste for it myself - a cabbage tasting turnip of sorts.
I have a friend who is a juicer, his #2 behind kale. Neither of which I have any interest in. They are garnish for around the buffet table, not for eating.

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HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 12:18
Howdy ho bitches.

Took the thunder chicken to High Plains Raceway yesterday....... I was disappointed. Yeah my car is fast, is goes good, but it doesn't corner nearly worth a shit that I thought it would. The fifteen year old tires don't help, I understand that, but I think even with brand new slicks under the fucker.....it still can't keep up with the better cars. I know it ain't me, I'm a driver.

Bought a new GoPro last Wednesday...used it yesterday and it's really amazing. I bought the headgear for upcoming matches and look forward to doing that.

Had the fire pit going last night and did some crossbow shooting with a little help from a small flood light. Been a good weekend and gonna make some burritos for dinner and the weeks lunches and stuff.
Sounds like a dang good weekend. :D

HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 12:21
I have a friend who is a juicer, his #2 behind kale. Neither of which I have any interest in. They are garnish for around the buffet table, not for eating.

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Kale is good stuffs if you prep it right - which isn't difficult.


In the HB house, we go through a lot of spinich, kale, collard greens, and other "superfood" stuff like quinoa, flax seed, chia seeds, etc. My wife has some medical dietary restrictions that prompted her to start eating very healthy food which also keeps me out of trouble.

buffalobo
09-20-2015, 15:11
I will pass on the kale and collared greens until it is necessary to eat weeds.

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OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2015, 15:31
I like spinach....good stuff.

Great-Kazoo
09-20-2015, 15:45
I have a friend who is a juicer,
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You associate with people who take steroids?

buffalobo
09-20-2015, 15:49
You associate with people who take steroids?
Naw, juicer like taco loving cross fit shoe collectors.

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Great-Kazoo
09-20-2015, 15:59
Naw, juicer like taco loving cross fit shoe collectors.

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American or Foreign vehicle ?

HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 16:21
American or Foreign vehicle ?
No, that's a RICER, not a juicer.

OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2015, 18:30
lol

wyome
09-20-2015, 18:58
Someone in the subdivision sold me out to the CRPD...lost my free, awesome, next to my house, bow shooting spot. Damn you for classifying bows as firearms, and you can't discharge them in city limits.....

HoneyBadger
09-20-2015, 19:27
Someone in the subdivision sold me out to the CRPD...lost my free, awesome, next to my house, bow shooting spot. Damn you for classifying bows as firearms, and you can't discharge them in city limits.....
WTF? Really?

That's frustrating.

wyome
09-20-2015, 19:37
I knew this day would come....been shooting bows out there longer than there have been houses in this neighborhood, which really ain't all that long. Used to shoot from my garage to across the street when we were the only house out there...

buffalobo
09-20-2015, 20:37
American or Foreign vehicle ?
Pretty much same/same anymore.



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OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2015, 20:49
Someone in the subdivision sold me out to the CRPD...lost my free, awesome, next to my house, bow shooting spot. Damn you for classifying bows as firearms, and you can't discharge them in city limits.....

I should count myself lucky, Wyome. Any of the shit bags next door at the hotel could call on me for shooting my crossbows.

Sucks you got your pee pee whacked on that.

OtterbatHellcat
09-20-2015, 22:52
Hope we have a good week, fellers.

:)

Great-Kazoo
09-21-2015, 07:32
I should count myself lucky, Wyome. Any of the shit bags next door at the hotel could call on me for shooting my crossbows.

Sucks you got your pee pee whacked on that.

WHAT Crossbow Officer?

hurley842002
09-21-2015, 07:39
Hope we have a good week, fellers.

:)

It's my Friday!

OtterbatHellcat
09-21-2015, 17:33
WHAT Crossbow Officer?

Yeah, no kidding. "I don't own anything like that, Sir."


It's my Friday!

Yay !


Howdy ho's....................:)

wyome
09-21-2015, 17:47
Howdy hOwdy

OtterbatHellcat
09-21-2015, 17:56
Hey Wyome.


I'm thinking about blowing some money on my car so it handles better. Started looking at stuff today......here we go... [facepalm]

KS63
09-21-2015, 18:58
Hola Bitches!

OtterbatHellcat
09-21-2015, 18:59
I've also determined that funnel spiders have Personalities. Two different webs 60 ft apart...out in the back yard.....one spider is Flash fuckin Gordon on a moth, and the other one is stupid timid about actually coming out to get the damn moth at all. Yes, a larger question would be Why am I feeding moths to spiders in my back yard, but that's not really the point here hahaha.

I figure that moths are ultimately retarded in the first place, so....why not. It's cheap entertainment from time to time. It's actually pretty bad ass to watch what these spiders do, and how they harvest their meals. Flash took his and was back in the his hole in about a second, literally. That's what intrigues me about the other spider......hangs back, waits....does some spider thought or some shit, and THEN finally comes out and fangs the meal. Then sat in the entrance to the hole, messin with the moth.

Nature....far out.

OtterbatHellcat
09-21-2015, 19:01
What it be, KS?

Great-Kazoo
09-21-2015, 19:28
I've also determined that funnel spiders have Personalities. Two different webs 60 ft apart...out in the back yard.....one spider is Flash fuckin Gordon on a moth, and the other one is stupid timid about actually coming out to get the damn moth at all. Yes, a larger question would be Why am I feeding moths to spiders in my back yard, but that's not really the point here hahaha.

I figure that moths are ultimately retarded in the first place, so....why not. It's cheap entertainment from time to time. It's actually pretty bad ass to watch what these spiders do, and how they harvest their meals. Flash took his and was back in the his hole in about a second, literally. That's what intrigues me about the other spider......hangs back, waits....does some spider thought or some shit, and THEN finally comes out and fangs the meal. Then sat in the entrance to the hole, messin with the moth.

Nature....far out.

Take notes. There's potential similarities between spiders and women

buffalobo
09-21-2015, 19:39
Take notes. There's potential similarities between spiders and women
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/a43a575a61f2a36fdc0467591b9816e4.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/4e4bbb6a47ae05ec15c4553d05a7bb1b.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/abf66338be4d037d9d06d83439d34e5c.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/09765e91997735baf2ae8de960759f71.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/9a081e2ca4262676423f27e5b4793c22.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/21/1e641a3ea890abc6241b7e6bb68cb68e.jpg

I am either in serious trouble or set for life.[emoji33]

All but a couple are on one side of my old work truck. Been a while since last driven.

I attribute the abundance of Orb Weavers to the early heavy rain and relatively mild temps this summer. Five times what we normally see. But not a single one in the house. Lots of "other" spiders in the house.

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Irving
09-21-2015, 20:00
Answer to that problem right here.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0439/2657/files/homepageimage1.jpg?936

brutal
09-21-2015, 20:12
I've also determined that funnel spiders have Personalities. Two different webs 60 ft apart...out in the back yard.....one spider is Flash fuckin Gordon on a moth, and the other one is stupid timid about actually coming out to get the damn moth at all. Yes, a larger question would be Why am I feeding moths to spiders in my back yard, but that's not really the point here hahaha.

I figure that moths are ultimately retarded in the first place, so....why not. It's cheap entertainment from time to time. It's actually pretty bad ass to watch what these spiders do, and how they harvest their meals. Flash took his and was back in the his hole in about a second, literally. That's what intrigues me about the other spider......hangs back, waits....does some spider thought or some shit, and THEN finally comes out and fangs the meal. Then sat in the entrance to the hole, messin with the moth.

Nature....far out.

I believe it is called hunger.

wyome
09-21-2015, 20:39
Hey Wyome.


I'm thinking about blowing some money on my car so it handles better. Started looking at stuff today......here we go... [facepalm]

Just spend your money on my truck......it works out better for me that way

Irving
09-21-2015, 20:42
Just had five gun shots right up the street. Neighbors out in the street to see what was going on and I think police driving around looking for suspect. Yay crappy neighborhood.

buffalobo
09-21-2015, 20:43
Answer to that problem right here.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0439/2657/files/homepageimage1.jpg?936
Not really a problem, as long as they stay outside.

Gonna need more power than that fly swatter.

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Great-Kazoo
09-21-2015, 20:53
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I am either in serious trouble or set for life.[emoji33]

All but a couple are on one side of my old work truck. Been a while since last driven.

I attribute the abundance of Orb Weavers to the early heavy rain and relatively mild temps this summer. Five times what we normally see. But not a single one in the house. Lots of "other" spiders in the house.

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WE use to have them all over the side porch and crab apple tree. About 5 - 6 yrs ago, no more. Some of them were open hand sized when they stretched out, impressive.

theGinsue
09-22-2015, 22:38
Unfathomable.

It's been more than 24 hours since the last post in the PWT?

Unfathomable.

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:46
You call yourselves post whores!!!!

Bob Dole

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:46
Bob Diggity Dole sayz........Eat red meat!

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:47
So actually had fun today for a change, well after a buddys brothers funerals anyway.

Got to spend about 5 hrs at the driving range this afternoon and it only costed $5, yea I'm cheap.
I'm just glad I can swing a club again!

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:49
I had hot wings tonight.

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:50
I got a little rumble in the jungle but they were good

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:51
So everyone have a good Sunday/ tueday?

Mazin
09-22-2015, 22:52
Any golf pros in here want to give a brotha some free lessons? [Coffee]