The post whore thread.

[fly boy]

HOT DAMN!

It's whore time

[Erni]

Santa's Beach. I lost form weight lifting on a squat and both of my knees got hurt. Hope it's not a meniscus re injury on the left one and a new meniscus tear on the right one. Hasn't gone away, but it's getting better. Need to schedule a MD visit for next week. Lost 30% of my squat gainz. Bummed.

[Great-Kazoo]

You mean, like this?

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk58/kwrangln/fryguy-1.jpg

Awesum.. Someone's Snack packin.

[brutal]

I've got a set of really high quality speakers that I can't get rid of for $400....

I've got a set of kick ass JBL 4312B MKII studio monitors with Ti tweeters that I can't get $600 for. I've seen them go for $900+ on fleabay.

The low ballers on my jetskis for sale are funnah too.

[brutal]

man migraines are rough...I'm winning but the meds are killing me just as bad as the migraine is....

feel for ya. Suffered with them for 40 years.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy fellers.

Yo Brutal...ltns.

Had a really good lesson tonight, Blue on Black is coming along very nicely. I like my instructor, he's cool.

[Monky]

Can scotch go bad? Wtf did I just taste


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[Monky]

Did you ever dodge a bullet with a girl and just know the pussy wasn't worth it?


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[OtterbatHellcat]

Booze never goes bad, but bad pussy is a reality.

Yo Monky.

[OtterbatHellcat]

G'nite gentlemen.

Happy hump day tomorrow..... if Wax wasn't a fag, he'd come in and post up some camel hump day stuff. Fag.

Have a good day, fellers. Especially Wax.

[Great-Kazoo]

Booze never goes bad, but bad pussy is a reality.

Yo Monky.

Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.

[Great-Kazoo]

Can scotch go bad? Wtf did I just taste


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Turpentine

[brutal]

Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.

That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.

[Irving]

That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.

Or stalk you on Facebook.

[Great-Kazoo]

That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.


Or stalk you on Facebook.


It will keep you on the shitter a few hours. Unless she dropped the keys to the handcuffs, close by.

[Monky]

Long story.. Shortened.

10 years ago I hooked up with an x because she was and still is hot. 3 weeks later she's engaged... Low and behold the marriage ends because he cheats.

Soon as it's filed she starts asking me to dinner... I graciously decline as I'm in a relationship. 3 weeks later she's back in a relationship with an old bf.. Lol.

As to the scotch.. It was the last two fingers in a 21yr old scotch. Kept in the dark, sealed and the cork was still good. Had to pour it out... It was bad. Never had scotch do that


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[OtterbatHellcat]

Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.

Hey now, I mentioned booze, not beer. AND, I would add that it seems some folks have had some problems with old booze, but I didn't think it possible. Go figure.

I can say with distinct authority, that I've had a fairly spectacular evening...:D I happen to like evenings like that. lol.



Howdy howdy, ho bitches !!

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey now, I mentioned booze, not beer. AND, I would add that it seems some folks have had some problems with old booze, but I didn't think it possible. Go figure.

I can say with distinct authority, that I've had a fairly spectacular evening...:D I happen to like evenings like that. lol.



Howdy howdy, ho bitches !!

If it can be cured with antibiotics, you really didn't have fun.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Are you trying to take the fun out of everything?

My night was spectacular because I learned how to crochet and knit. WTF are you thinkin' ?

I'm going to knit an afghan.

[crays]

Long story.. Shortened.

10 years ago I hooked up with an x because she was and still is hot. 3 weeks later she's engaged... Low and behold the marriage ends because he cheats.

Soon as it's filed she starts asking me to dinner... I graciously decline as I'm in a relationship. 3 weeks later she's back in a relationship with an old bf.. Lol.

As to the scotch.. It was the last two fingers in a 21yr old scotch. Kept in the dark, sealed and the cork was still good. Had to pour it out... It was bad. Never had scotch do that


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How's the stopper? Oxygen kills in that situation. Don't take much.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nice to see ya, Kazoo.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Crays..... How are ya doing, Man?

Hope stuff has been good for ya. We still need to get out for a pizza and beer or something.

[Great-Kazoo]

Are you trying to take the fun out of everything?

My night was spectacular because I learned how to crochet and knit. WTF are you thinkin' ?

I'm going to knit an afghan.


Well hopefully you will learn something, since cooking seems to be a weak link. Seems a few board members are sending me pics of their latest "purchase".

[OtterbatHellcat]

Learning is ALWAYS good. Members sending you pics of stuff they purchase, means they trust you and value your opinion about a great many things, and were kind enough to share that with you.... :)

Nice to have friends....that's why this place is cool.

[crays]

I'm going to knit an afghan.

Make sure it's comfy-cozy, and not an itchy, scratchy, irritating terrorist Afghan.

[crays]

Heya Crays..... How are ya doing, Man?

Hope stuff has been good for ya. We still need to get out for a pizza and beer or something.
I have place in mind.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have place in mind.

Lets get working on that, Sir. I've not had any pizza for a long time, beer yeah, but...........like I need an excuse...lol.

[Monky]

That was not a purchase...


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[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo Monky.

[HoneyBadger]

Yo.

[OtterbatHellcat]

HB !

How the hell's it goin' ? Hump day.....all downhill from here, right?

[Monky]

Yo


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[HoneyBadger]

HB !

How the hell's it goin' ? Hump day.....all downhill from here, right?
Yessir! A very speedy downhill... I leave the state in less than 3 weeks. :(

[HoneyBadger]

How are you doing, OBC?

Monky, I'm glad you still have that nasty avatar... ;)

[Monky]

I could put up my latest 'purchase' as Jim calls it


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[crays]

So, you can take phone pics with your left hand?

[Monky]

No need to use the left hand


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[brutal]

Well hopefully you will learn something, since cooking seems to be a weak link. Seems a few board members are sending me pics of their latest "purchase".

Glad nobody is sending me pics of bad p**

[crays]

Well, that shows some talent, right there.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So, you can take phone pics with your left hand?

lmao

You guys are alright....lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Brutal.. :)


HB....three weeks? shit man, I hope everything goes good for you Sir. The move and work and all that. !

[crays]

Good night, whores.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good night, whores.

I'm right there with ya, Crays.

Goodnight, ho bitches....happy damn Thursday and stuff. Nice to see you guys tonight.

Peace.

[Irving]

Heeeeeey....ahh I'm going to bed.

[brutal]

Seriously, I was GLAD nobody was sending me pictures of bad p**, now please stop you damn degenerates.









[Coffee]

[buffalobo]

Hoverines!

[Great-Kazoo]

Joy & salutations

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dayum....dead as fuck in here today.

[wyome]

pretty slow it is

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo, Wyome.

How's stuff on your end of the world?

[wyome]

stuff is swell out here....little storm just blew thru, not much rain .. But the drop in temperature is nice

[Great-Kazoo]

stuff is swell out here....little storm just blew thru, not much rain .. But the drop in temperature is nice

Hopefully the 4 days of rain they "predict" for next week doesn't pan out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gonna pick up the mower deck for the JD tomorrow. I had the idea that maybe some folks up and down my street might want to have their lawn mowed for them, thinking about offering that up. Be cool to make a few bucks mowing.

Hell, I did an acre all the time and didn't get paid shit for it, might be a good idea....dunno. I know I'll do a good job for anyone who opens the pocket book.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hope everyone has a decent day tomorrow.

Peace..... G'nite.

[Irving]

Renewing my ccw for the first time. Anyone know if you have to turn in training certificate info again? I hope not, because I don't know that I still have it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Renewing my ccw for the first time. Anyone know if you have to turn in training certificate info again? I hope not, because I don't know that I still have it.

Shouldn't have to

[buffalobo]

I think I had to fill out renewal form and do finger prints.

And write the check.

[HoneyBadger]

I hope I have a decent day too... I forgot to tell my boss that I won't be there unil 10...

[Great-Kazoo]

I hope I have a decent day too... I forgot to tell my boss that I won't be there unil 10...

He aware in another few weeks you will not be there at all ?

[KS63]

Researching pricing on getting my pistol titanium nitrite coated. Turn around time is great (2-3weeks) but it's gonna cost me $400. How much more $$ do I want to throw at this gun?....

[HoneyBadger]

He aware in another few weeks you will not be there at all ?
Yeah..... I don't think so. He doesn't understand why I can't be there for 10-12 hours every day doing his pet projects. I nearly told him to go F*** himself yesterday...

[Great-Kazoo]

Yeah..... I don't think so. He doesn't understand why I can't be there for 10-12 hours every day doing his pet projects. I nearly told him to go F*** himself yesterday...

Sorry Sir i'm a short timer and unable to comply, past the standard 8 hr day. UNLESS there's a national emergency.

[buffalobo]

HB, who is gonna be driving the satellites and can we trust em?

[vim]

It is a shitty, rainy night in Geneva. But I do have cookies.

That is all.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well...........cookies don't suck, I guess. I don't eat 'em very often, myself.

I remember Chips Ahoy were fairly neato. When I give in to eating chocolaty shitty stuff for ya, I usually turn to Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

Peanut Butter *IS* the Devil. ........I don't know if any of you knew that... ha ha.

Howdy fellers.

[HoneyBadger]

HB, who is gonna be driving the satellites and can we trust em?
I don't know, and probably not. ;)

[HoneyBadger]

Well...........cookies don't suck, I guess. I don't eat 'em very often, myself.

I remember Chips Ahoy were fairly neato. When I give in to eating chocolaty shitty stuff for ya, I usually turn to Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

Peanut Butter *IS* the Devil. ........I don't know if any of you knew that... ha ha.

Howdy fellers.
Reese's peanut butter cups are my kryptonite. Goddamn delicious.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo, HB....how are ya, Man?

Those little fukers are GOOD, aren't they? I gotta watch it, I could eat a metric butt ton of 'em.

[buffalobo]

I don't know, and probably not. ;)
I knew it, I just knew it, damn sky is gonna be falling.[emoji33]

[buffalobo]

Well...........cookies don't suck, I guess. I don't eat 'em very often, myself.

I remember Chips Ahoy were fairly neato. When I give in to eating chocolaty shitty stuff for ya, I usually turn to Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

Peanut Butter *IS* the Devil. ........I don't know if any of you knew that... ha ha.

Howdy fellers.
I thought it was Paprika?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't know, and probably not. ;)


[panic] .......we need you to keep that shit functioning....and stuff... ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hi, Lobo.

"The Gray Wolff". :D

Looks like some heavy rain might be headed your way right now?.... :(

[brutal]

I thought it was Buffalo Bo

[flamingo]

[brutal]

Or at least Buff a Lobo

[Great-Kazoo]

I thought it was Buffalo Bo PEEP

[flamingo]


FIFY

[buffalobo]

Actually, full name is buffantelobo of the mud flats tribe.

[brutal]

Actually, full name is buffantelobodoodiehead of the mud flats tribe.

FIFY

[HoneyBadger]

Yo, HB....how are ya, Man?

Those little fukers are GOOD, aren't they? I gotta watch it, I could eat a metric butt ton of 'em.
The tiny ones that come in a bag without wrappers are the worst ones.... Those things will be the end of me.

[HoneyBadger]

I knew it, I just knew it, damn sky is gonna be falling.[emoji33]
Well.... Yes. [Flower]

[HoneyBadger]

FIFY
Wow. Lobo is taking a beating in the PWT! [LOL]

[Irving]

You know what I did today? Almost nothing. It was great.

[OtterbatHellcat]

buffantelobodoodiehead


lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

You know what I did today? Almost nothing. It was great.

That's pretty close to doing nothing. Nice. ha ha.

[brutal]

You know what I did today? Almost nothing. It was great.

Posting here. There's your almost nothing.

[OtterbatHellcat]

OH, that hurts.

How's it going, ya big Stud?

[HoneyBadger]

OH, that hurts.

How's it going, ya big Stud?
It's going great! Thanks for asking! ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol

You're alright...HB.

[HoneyBadger]

lol

You're alright...HB.
You're just saying that because you've never met me... Squishy Pants McGee! [Flower]

[Irving]

Wife lost her keys today. At home. You'd think they would be easy to find, but we can't find them. They are extremely large (she says she does this on purpose so she can find them). They are so lost that I'm starting to suspect foul play or something. We're both very frustrated. We've been looking for hours.

[Great-Kazoo]

You're just saying that because you've never met me... Squishy Pants McGee! [Flower]

BAM.
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.48sCfBEvp7ccPw9OhS8DTA&pid=15.1&P=0

[Great-Kazoo]

Wife lost her keys today. At home. You'd think they would be easy to find, but we can't find them. They are extremely large (she says she does this on purpose so she can find them). They are so lost that I'm starting to suspect foul play or something. We're both very frustrated. We've been looking for hours.

Probably the same place the keys i "misplaced" are.. LOST! Think that sock troll finally got promoted to key krook.

[Irving]

I've looked in places in my house I haven't looked on since we moved in. These keys are the size of a fucking softball; so they aren't under anything. I've looked in the fridge; the garbage disposal, the dishwasher, the toilets, under the hood, in the trunk, in the gap in the rear bumper from the car being rear ended, etc.

[brutal]

Check your fridge/freezer?

That's where the old lady on TV leaves hers before her old man puts her sorry ass in the nursing home.

[Great-Kazoo]

I've looked in places in my house I haven't looked on since we moved in. These keys are the size of a fucking softball; so they aren't under anything. I've looked in the fridge; the garbage disposal, the dishwasher, the toilets, under the hood, in the trunk, in the gap in the rear bumper from the car being rear ended, etc.

Try the gun safe, or kitchen cabinets. I gave up looking for mine, took the spares till they reappear.

[Irving]

Yep, looked in all the cabinets, down the gap in the wall in the pantry that can only be accessed by standing on a ladder. Looked in every drawer in my tool box, the cereal box that fed the kids earlier, the outdoor trash and recycling, in the sump pump hole, etc.

[KS63]

Check her bags for her? My wife's got everything in her purse/bag....Everything!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm disappointed. Had something going, lined up, and it didn't turn out right.

Learned a lesson tonight.

[buffalobo]

Yep, looked in all the cabinets, down the gap in the wall in the pantry that can only be accessed by standing on a ladder. Looked in every drawer in my tool box, the cereal box that fed the kids earlier, the outdoor trash and recycling, in the sump pump hole, etc.
Between drivers seat and console in car. When you have looked every where in the house, they are not in the house.

Is dog lethargic this morning?

[buffalobo]

Wow. Lobo is taking a beating in the PWT! [LOL]
Just brutal showing how much he missed me.[emoji15]

[buffalobo]

I'm disappointed. Had something going, lined up, and it didn't turn out right.

Learned a lesson tonight.
I hate when that happens. When you find out hers is bigger than yours.[emoji33]



[emoji48] [emoji48] [emoji48] [emoji48]

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm disappointed. Had something going, lined up, and it didn't turn out right.

Learned a lesson tonight.

Next time open the valve and throw some fix a flat in before inflating. Check with ronin he has / had one of those inflatables, too.

[OtterbatHellcat]

ha ha ha.


I'm making up for it though.....shit's gonna be alright here in juuuuuust a little bit. TWO....together.. :)

[Irving]

Purse was dumped out and car stripped before I even got home. I've checked each at least three more times. Checked empty bags as well. I was concerned they got dropped outside and someone picked them up, but fortunately car was in the garage and garage closed before going inside. Thought about the dog, but she doesn't do that kind of thing.

[Great-Kazoo]

e. Thought about the dog, but she doesn't do that kind of thing.

Of course they don't. [ROFL3]

[OtterbatHellcat]

One thing at a time is a good mantra for most situations in life, but there ARE some times when TWO things at the same time are pretty effin awesome.

*shit eating grin* :D

Good morning, fellers.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bummer on the keys, Irving. I hope they turn up SOON.

[Irving]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-WXblO1QYoHA/VUT33yyR3EI/AAAAAAAAQR8/QRkbpvJbn4c/w1538-h865-no/20150502_101415.jpg

They were behind this bag of flour, on the top. I had just finished looking under the dog bowl and on a hunch I pulled the bag forward and heard them drop.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-8cu3oQHo67I/VUT361x--MI/AAAAAAAAQSI/x2nBcSK9qmo/w1538-h865-no/20150502_101427.jpg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2YboEigSJ_8/VUT39CGYhxI/AAAAAAAAQSU/l_Fvnx7fYn8/w1538-h865-no/20150502_101436.jpg

We had both looked at the bag of flour, but after looking inside things like the coffee can, the yogurt, the cereal box, the dog food, we had individually and separately resigned to NOT sifting through the floor, as no one even touches the flour. Sure glad I found them. After hours of looking, I was traveling down the backside of the mountain of pissed.

[OtterbatHellcat]

AH !

Glad they've been FOUND. cool.

[buffalobo]

Skin that one, pilgrim, and I'll get you another![Beer]

[Irving]

Thanks. We're relieved.

[Irving]

All this lost keys hoopla made me forget the real reason that I got on here to post last night. Big Sky Brewerery's IPA tastes like antelope piss.

[brutal]

And you know this how?

[HoneyBadger]

All this lost keys hoopla made me forget the real reason that I got on here to post last night. Big Sky Brewerery's IPA tastes like antelope piss.
That's weird... But I guess you would know that, of all people.

[HoneyBadger]

Glad you found the keys, btw. I generally always keep things like that in 2 places. Either on me, or next to the bed.

[brutal]

P.S. Irving's post got me looking at Bluetooth LE crowd-sourced-tracking-lost-item devices.

They're all crap or vaporware. Tile is big, bulky, and throw-away with no user replaceable battery. Tintag is rechargeable (4 months) but that seems stupid for something that can run on coin batteries and the app seems lacking. ProTag Duet appears to be insanely buggy. TrackR Bravo seems to be the bestest feature wise, but only works with Android 4.4 or iOS and is just now filling Indiegogo pre-orders - and apparently re-filling buggy units.

[brutal]

Took me 30 minutes to find a pocket gun yesterday.

I finally realized I had put it and some 00Buck in the drawer safe next to the bed when the rugrat was over. I really just need to put this stuff up where a 3 year old can't get to it.

Thinking about putting up a small shelf/box hidden on the backside of the closet header in my office.

[Irving]

And you know this how?


That's weird... But I guess you would know that, of all people.

Because there is a picture of an antelope on the bottle and it tastes even worse than every other IPA. The conclusion is obvious.


Glad you found the keys, btw. I generally always keep things like that in 2 places. Either on me, or next to the bed.

So do I, but we're men.


P.S. Irving's post got me looking at Bluetooth LE crowd-sourced-tracking-lost-item devices.

They're all crap or vaporware. Tile is big, bulky, and throw-away with no user replaceable battery. Tintag is rechargeable (4 months) but that seems stupid for something that can run on coin batteries and the app seems lacking. ProTag Duet appears to be insanely buggy. TrackR Bravo seems to be the bestest feature wise, but only works with Android 4.4 or iOS and is just now filling Indiegogo pre-orders - and apparently re-filling buggy units.

I was thinking about this as well last night. What is the range of those devices though? If it is something like within 20 yards, that's my whole entire house, and would not have been helpful.

[HoneyBadger]

Perfect night for a bonfire with some friends. :)

[Great-Kazoo]

40% chance of rain today, 50% the rest of the week, yee haw

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good morning, hose bags...:)


Antelope piss....ha ha ha.


Did a Zombie Run in Parker yesterday.....no not running, I was a zombie. It was fun.

One little bastard kid actually closed fisted punched me in the nose. Little fukker is lucky I couldn't punch him back ...lol. I took about 20 flags from runners, only jammed one finger this time, and no ankle or knee problems.

I'm looking forward to the one up north this year at Halloween...that's a good set up, up there. It was a blast last year.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I heard 80% chance of rain Tue/ Fri...... from 9 news anyways.

Gonna get the mower deck on, and the snow blower off.... the JD today and get some cooking and crap done.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Far out.

Mowed my shit, and the stuff across the street. Yeah, I'm a nice guy.. :D

Hell, I gotta look at it, and it looked like shit....not any more though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There's some whoring not going on, where you guys at?

Come on in...there's hookers and alcohol for everyone, classic rock and roll playing......and FOOD. Which I'm about to commence to start making.

[wyome]

just got back from shooting bows with my daughter. Wanted to try out some new arrows I fletched myself.

Only lost one arrow when we did some sky shots...figuring out our ranges in case of attacking Orcs or zombies.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Orcs and zombies are among us.....most people just don't know it.. ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sounds like you had a fun time with your daughter.....that's totally cool Brother.

[wyome]

She's an ok shot...I think I need to get her a bigger bow....damn recurve shooters

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have a lot of fun with my crossbow. Pretty neato I think.

[wyome]

She's been asking for a crossbow too....ugh

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dude, they're bad ass.

Get her an "above entry level" but not high end stuff. (sure, ...easy for me to say)....The upper end can get towards a grand.....I recommend a place on the south end of town, the damn name escapes me at the moment, but I will post it up here if you're interested. I've talked to the main dude there, and he's really cool, and they know their sheet.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Does the work week really have to effin start all over again?

(piss moan grumble kick throw and spit)

I'm not sure that was enough to describe it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I just saw a commercial from Churches Chicken....and I swear to God I heard "Purple Pecker Sauce"...... I know that's not what they said, but that's gonna stick with me forever probably.


I approached the lesbian across the street just a bit ago, and asked if they were interested in me mowing their property every two weeks. She was open to it and said she'd get back with me after she talked with her wife. Hell, I'll do it.....and money is a good thing, so wtf? I'll ask the fags down at the end of the block too, no....I don't know they're fags, I'm just assuming they are.

ha ha ha.

I know they don't mow the damn lawn enough.

[HoneyBadger]

just got back from shooting bows with my daughter. Wanted to try out some new arrows I fletched myself.

Only lost one arrow when we did some sky shots...figuring out our ranges in case of attacking Orcs or zombies.
I'm curious, what was your max range?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh shit.....I'll be(t) my new title is gonna be purple pecker sauce.

dammit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hi HB

How goes it, Man?

[Monky]

I need a new range bag


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo Monky,

:)

[Monky]

Yo purple pecker sauce


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[OtterbatHellcat]

ha ha !!

Man, I'm enjoying this evening.....getting the most out of the last part of the weekend. Hell yeah.

[Great-Kazoo]

ha ha !!

Man, I'm enjoying this evening.....getting the most out of the last part of the weekend. Hell yeah.

Still enjoying "Take Out" ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naw..... just a normal night here at the otterbat household.

"Memories.......sweet memories..."

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've got plans though.

:D

[HoneyBadger]

Hi HB

How goes it, Man?
its going. Very busy every day until we move. I might be out of touch for a few weeks, but don't worry.

[Great-Kazoo]

Naw..... just a normal night here at the otterbat household.

"Memories.......sweet memories..."


Wash your hands...................yet ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hope the very best for you and your Family, Brother. That's no shit.

In my opinion, this community here appreciates your participation at the board, and I certainly hope that you will stay with us and keep in touch.

Chris

[HoneyBadger]

I need a new range bag


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
How big? The LA Police Gear bug out bags are pretty awesome for only $20.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wash your hands...................yet ?

I rubbed 'em in the dirt for a minute...figured that was good?

[HoneyBadger]

THIS MORTAL FORM HAS GROWN WEAK. I NEED SUSTENANCE!

[HoneyBadger]

I hope the very best for you and your Family, Brother. That's no shit.

In my opinion, this community here appreciates your participation at the board, and I certainly hope that you will stay with us and keep in touch.

Chris


Thanks brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yessir.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Joe Dirt is on COM channel.

Retarded, but has some funny shit in it.

[wyome]

I'm curious, what was your max range?

Longest shot I intentionally took was 50 yds.

Who knows how far the sky shots went...we never found it, and we walked out about 300yds.

[OtterbatHellcat]

"You're my sister, you're my sister!!...."

lol

[Monky]

"You're my sister, you're my sister!!...."

lol

I really hope you're watching joe dirt


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[OtterbatHellcat]

LOL....yes, I am.

#68419

"Come on, meteor".

[Great-Kazoo]

I really hope you're watching joe dirt


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.


Probably with 1 hand.

[Great-Kazoo]

Thanks brother.

Please, he's just hoping you're selling stuff cheap , before you move.

[HoneyBadger]

Please, he's just hoping you're selling stuff cheap , before you move.
Ha! Jerk....


so, you got your eye on something or what? I got too much crap to move!

[Great-Kazoo]

Ha! Jerk....


so, you got your eye on something or what? I got too much crap to move!

send me a list

[OtterbatHellcat]

Probably with 1 hand.

Nobody has the class, or the sense of humor that you do, Kazoo. I'm really glad to know you, you're alright.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gonna shank him first chance I get.

;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight ho's.

I hope everyone has a good week !

My Grandma passed Friday morning at 3:30 am. ........services are on Friday. I'm gonna be a bearer, and that's okay, I can honor her by carrying her to her grave with love and pride and respect...... I'm glad that I got to tell her to her face a few weeks ago, that I love her and looked into her eyes and held her hand.....

I will miss her, but the things she has shared with me over the years, will stay with me for the rest of my life, so .......she lives on in that respect. God bless your mothers and grandmothers, and all of your families.

Peace.

[brutal]

I need a new range bag


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That's what I said every three months. Now I'm drowning in range bags. Never wore one out mind you.

I'm not groovin on the latest LAPG bag, too tall and skinny, too damn many pockets to lose shit in and still not quite useful. P.S. This is not the $20 small bug out bags.

I think I might switch back to my medium Midway bag. Still like that bag. I can get 4 or more pistols in it, pistol ammo, ears, eyes and all the pistol mags. I have the large Midway bag but it's too big to fit behind the truck seat and I end up with too much in it and it gets too heavy.

I wish Voodoo made theor Scorpion bag a size up,. That thing rocks for my wifes bag.

[brutal]

Goodnight ho's.

I hope everyone has a good week !

My Grandma passed Friday morning at 3:30 am. ........services are on Friday. I'm gonna be a bearer, and that's okay, I can honor her by carrying her to her grave with love and pride and respect...... I'm glad that I got to tell her to her face a few weeks ago, that I love her and looked into her eyes and held her hand.....

I will miss her, but the things she has shared with me over the years, will stay with me for the rest of my life, so .......she lives on in that respect. God bless your mothers and grandmothers, and all of your families.

Peace.

So very sorry for your loss Chris.

Peace be with you and your Granny.

[brutal]

Ha! Jerk....


so, you got your eye on something or what? I got too much crap to move!

Good thing you don't have any of those pesky water barrels.






[Flame]

zing






j/k, it's all good bro

[Great-Kazoo]

Just another manic monday

[brutal]

I wish it were Sunday

[fly boy]

holy crap I haven't whored in a while. I think today is the day.

[fly boy]

its' been a crazy couple weeks, and I have a feeling it's going to only get worse.

[fly boy]

Just another manic monday

Easy Monday for me

[fly boy]

Ha! Jerk....


so, you got your eye on something or what? I got too much crap to move!


HB, stick stuff in storage and I will pick it up on my move back to Cheyenne in September!!

[Irving]

Seems to be a 007 marathon on channel D2.2 This Denver. Dr. No just ended and from Russia with Love is starting now. I've never seen any of the originals.

[HoneyBadger]

Good thing you don't have any of those pesky water barrels.




[Flame]

zing



j/k, it's all good bro

Oh shit! [panic]




Burn was well deserved.... Sorry about that, man. Have you sold it to someone else yet or are you using it yourself?

[HoneyBadger]

HB, stick stuff in storage and I will pick it up on my move back to Cheyenne in September!!

Ha! I bet you would! I think there is only one thing that I am "leaving in storage" and I told our renters that they can use it or sell it if they want. I just don't have room for it in the new place. It's the sound system that is listed in the trading post.


Any and all gun stuff is already taken care of, thank you very much. ;)

[HoneyBadger]

Seems to be a 007 marathon on channel D2.2 This Denver. Dr. No just ended and from Russia with Love is starting now. I've never seen any of the originals.

They can be cheesy, but they are definitely entertaining. I have them all.

[fly boy]

Ha! I bet you would! I think there is only one thing that I am "leaving in storage" and I told our renters that they can use it or sell it if they want. I just don't have room for it in the new place. It's the sound system that is listed in the trading post.


Any and all gun stuff is already taken care of, thank you very much. ;)

Damnit! HAHA. Good luck on the move. Hopefully you are not having the AF move you.... They burned my truck and stuff to the ground (no joke)

[fly boy]

Today is a long Monday. but I got to ride into work, so I am happy.

[HoneyBadger]

Damnit! HAHA. Good luck on the move. Hopefully you are not having the AF move you.... They burned my truck and stuff to the ground (no joke)
They are doing most of the move... which I'm fine with because everything has full replacement value coverage. I wouldn't mind getting some new stuff.

Anything important (value or sentiment) is coming directly with us. Good ol' Partial DItY move.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good luck with everything, HB.

Howdy ho's.. :)

Thanks, Brutal.

It's a good day, life's okay, the rain in May, it's here to stay, the skies are gray, I'm gonna play, inside today, and just for the fuck of it, Kazoo is Gay.

That is all... :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

G'nite fellers.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good luck with everything, HB.

Howdy ho's.. :)

Thanks, Brutal.

It's a good day, life's okay, the rain in May, it's here to stay, the skies are gray, I'm gonna play, inside today, and just for the fuck of it, Kazoo is Gay.

That is all... :D

You asked me to be gentle if i gave you a reach around. Not my fault there was nothing to grab on to.

[Irving]

Cousin just had a baby boy and named him Archer. Awesome.

[Great-Kazoo]

Cousin just had a baby boy and named him Archer. Awesome.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.BgB35lNooCzDBLoxtC%2fRSQ&pid=15.1&P=0

[fly boy]

They are doing most of the move... which I'm fine with because everything has full replacement value coverage. I wouldn't mind getting some new stuff.

Anything important (value or sentiment) is coming directly with us. Good ol' Partial DItY move.

That's what I did. I let them move my tools, a chest my grandfather made, bed, bedroom furniture, kitchen table, recliners, sofa table, safe, all other massive odd shaped objects I didn't feel like moving. Luckily when the truck caught fire, they chest my grandfather made was in the perfect spot in the truck - bottom, in the middle where it was un touched even by smoke (jackets inside didn't smell). my tools have a little water/soot/rust but other wise ok. Everything else was toast (pun intended). They said my safe was fine, and I gave them the big ol finger on that one and made them pay. They were mad because that was $3,000 by itself. I smelled a sheet inside the safe and definitely reeked of smoke. so good luck, take pictures, and inspect it like its a shiny brand new car, or nuclear weapon. Your choice. HAHA

[OtterbatHellcat]

You asked me to be gentle if i gave you a reach around. Not my fault there was nothing to grab on to.

LOL.

[Irving]

Well, my personal debt has just doubled this month. Fantastic...

[OtterbatHellcat]

WTH ? Did everyone's computer connection get wet, and their interwebz is broken? ded as ded in here.


*runs around in circles, in a [panic]... *


Liven Up, step up, post up.


I had an awesome lesson with Vincent tonight, we played the Shepard pretty damn decent tonight. Feel good about that. I've been lacking on my scales practice since I moved into this place really, but I need to get back on that, and we talked about that. We're also gonna start getting back into theory,.......I was told. :(. I kid, I need to learn it to be GOOD at music.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, my personal debt has just doubled this month. Fantastic...

Heya Irving.

That sucks. Um,......Have you considered maybe trying to be a gigalo, or perhaps selling meth or something on the side? Robbing banks might work for a little bit, but those dudes usually get caught pretty quickly.

[Irving]

Well, on the bright side, when I went to renew my CCW, they said I get to keep my picture. I'm ecstatic about this as I have the best CCW picture ever.

[brutal]

Well, on the bright side, when I went to renew my CCW, they said I get to keep my picture. I'm ecstatic about this as I have the best CCW picture ever.

Black bar across the eyes?

[Irving]

Not quite. I just look like a more homeless version of myself and I love it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

lmao at 58 and 59.

Yo Brutal.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My ccw pic sucks ass, but whatever. It's legal, so who cares, really.

Was happy with my DL pic though, like that's anything. At this age they're only good for a month at a time now, right?...ha ha.

[Irving]

Remember to ask me to show you some time Otterbatcat. It's only really funny until it gets into the news. That's the picture they'd use to vilify me for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Remember to ask me to show you some time Otterbatcat. It's only really funny until it gets into the news. That's the picture they'd use to vilify me for sure.

Sure, Man.. :)

Next time at CRC. Or if you weren't a douche, and actually wanted to come over to my house and have a steak and a beer or something....lol.

[Irving]

Ha, like I have time. I'm busying thinking of ways to pay off debt.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We can shoot arrows at the halfway house next door, it'll be fun. ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah. ...I know the time thing.

Maybe when we can retire, right?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ha, like I have time. I'm busying thinking of ways to pay off debt.

Hey,.......wait a minute.

I gave you some ideas earlier.

[buffalobo]

Gofund, crowdfund, buttfund whatever they are called.

[brutal]

Not quite. I just look like a more homeless version of myself and I love it.

You're saying now you look less homeless?

[brutal]

My ccw pic sucks ass, but whatever. It's legal, so who cares, really.

Was happy with my DL pic though, like that's anything. At this age they're only good for a month at a time now, right?...ha ha.

I think the good Deputy used the computer to make me look like the weight I put on the forms. [LOL]

Nice guy.

But it also makes me look like I have a five head.


My new DL pic is pretty bad. Makes me look so old. But the old one was 15 years old and they wouldn't let me keep it. :(

My Utah permit looks like a mugshot of a guy that was up all night working in SLC and then had to sit in a 4 hour classroom lecture to get his permit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My Utah permit looks like a mugshot of a guy that was up all night working in SLC and then had to sit in a 4 hour classroom lecture to get his permit.

I'm interested in getting one issued for me. I remember when you mentioned going through that process, or referenced it anyways. I need to hit ya up for the low down on everything I need to know, expect and all that, when I get my ass out there to get one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gofund, crowdfund, buttfund ?......whatever they are called.

You been up to something we don't know about? It's okay, ya know.....I'll still love you.. :)

You swimmin' in lakes out there yet with all this rain?

[buffalobo]

Way too much rain. Really sucks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sorry to hear that, Lobo. I really hope that's not going to make you and your families life shitty for weeks on end til it dries out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

G'nite gentlemen.

Lets have a happy Hump Day. :D

[brutal]

haha g'night OBC.

P.S.

No, I won't, I'm too old and fat fo dat.

[Great-Kazoo]

We can shoot arrows at the halfway house next door, it'll be fun. ;)

1/2 way house next door? That's like the perfect place for you to get dates. 1 a.m small talk over juevos con chili verde with a tall milkshake @ pete's kitchen. You're dialed in. Not like you'd have far to walk them home if it doesn't pan out.

[brutal]

pGL2rytTraA

[buffalobo]

Sorry to hear that, Lobo. I really hope that's not going to make you and your families life shitty for weeks on end til it dries out.

I got special running this month on mud, buy 2 yds and get 20 yds free. I should invite jeepers out to play and charge cover for entry, then razz em about being stuck in flat ground.[Coffee] Next month gonna be running special on flowering goat heads, pretty much guaranteed bumper crop of goat heads and skeeters this year.[facepalm][gohome]

[fly boy]

Guess what day it is?!?!??!?!

[fly boy]

Hump day!

[fly boy]

I'm old gregggg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI

[Irving]

Was the hail in Brighton note worthy at all?

[thvigil11]

Sunny here today. Been raining on and off for a week.

[Monky]

Mediation is boring... I hope this doesn't go all damn day


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy ho's.

Got some stuff going on tonight, ....see how it turns out.

[wyome]

firing up the grill for some Brats...yay me

[SideShow Bob]

Hump day!

That's what she said...... WooHoo !

Brown chicken, brown cow tonight.

[brutal]

Howdy ho's.

Got some stuff going on tonight, ....see how it turns out.

Wh*re

[brutal]

That's what she said...... WooHoo !

Brown chicken, brown cow tonight.

Sounds like bowchickawow-wow

[HoneyBadger]

Ugh, moving sucks.

[crays]

You have to move, to feel the groove.

[crays]

Yeah. I said it in fun, but I know it doesn't help.
Godspeed.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy howdy.....

Life is good, I don't care about all the shitty things that happened in the world today, just want my brothers to be doing alright, and fo me to be doing alright....and help someone here when they need it.....and call it good.

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah. I said it in fun, but I know it doesn't help.
Godspeed.
Thanks, mate.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey HB.... you need a helper on Saturday?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey Kazoo..... if I wanted a small tatt of this sites logo, how much?

[OtterbatHellcat]

G'night ho bags.

Lets have a good Thursday.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey Kazoo..... if I wanted a small tatt of this sites logo, how much?

Based on the size and not Detail. Those run approx $50+. Something that size is usually found in the pre-menstrual teen / young miss section of most studio's.
Granted something that size on your bicep would be considered an arm band , i'd consult with your artist first.

[HoneyBadger]

Hey Hos! What's happenin?

Just went out and shot the few guns I have left for the last time before the California adventure. Then they skies opened up and we got pelted by some 1/2 inch hail! I got everything into the car fast enough, but DANG, it came out of nowhere! 5 minutes before that, Mrs. HoneyBadger and HB Jr were soaking up the sun about 20 ft away on a blanket.

[HoneyBadger]

Hey HB.... you need a helper on Saturday?
This Saturday? Not really. We're going to be at an awkward stage where it's too early to pack everything away because we're not moving until the 19th. All the big stuff is taken care of by the moving company.

Thanks dude. I'm not sure that we'll really need any help with the move. Mostly, I am just scrambling to get everything ready to close on our new house in CA and get the renters set up here.

[HoneyBadger]

Damn, now we're getting 1/2 inch hail here... It looks to be pretty soft still - it's breaking apart on impact. The last thing we need now is damage to my car or the house...

[HoneyBadger]

Well, THAT was fun... Got about 3 inches of 1/2 inch hail. Saw a few bits that were closer to 3/4", but nothing bigger. Just a mile away, one of my friends sent me a picture of 1.25" hail... And a broken window. :(

[buffalobo]

Hoverines!

[buffalobo]

Anybody seen Rufferto lately?

[HoneyBadger]

What/who?

[brutal]

Based on the size and not Detail. Those run approx $50+. Something that size is usually found in the pre-menstrual teen / young miss section of most studio's.
Granted something that size on your bicep would be considered an arm band , i'd consult with your artist first.

GK just called OBC a girl. [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Based on the size and not Detail. Those run approx $50+. Something that size is usually found in the pre-menstrual teen / young miss section of most studio's.
Granted something that size on your bicep would be considered an arm band , i'd consult with your artist first.

There's clearly been some kind of misunderstanding......I wanted the tattoo on my Giant Porn Star cock.


This Saturday? Not really. We're going to be at an awkward stage where it's too early to pack everything away because we're not moving until the 19th. All the big stuff is taken care of by the moving company.

Thanks dude. I'm not sure that we'll really need any help with the move. Mostly, I am just scrambling to get everything ready to close on our new house in CA and get the renters set up here.

Well, I thought I'd ask. I was in the position to offer the days time for that.


GK just called OBC a girl. [LOL]

Naw....he's just never seen my junk in action, and I'm stronger than I look anyways.....prankster...;)....ha ha ha.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Needed a good laugh about now anyways with this funeral tomorrow. I hope we can get through all the important stuff without monsoon rains making everything so much nicer for the experience.

[Great-Kazoo]

There's clearly been some kind of misunderstanding......I wanted the tattoo on my Giant Porn Star cock.

.

Heard they dismissed that charge for Insufficient Evidence.

[HoneyBadger]

Well, I thought I'd ask. I was in the position to offer the days time for that.

Thank you sir. I genuinely do appreciate it. You're a good man. [Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

And I wonder, still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

[Irving]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/147519395-bleeding-eyes-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=IJr%2BlWajyqF3CQgMKUURi5TOpILSLUNcZcAI3Ajc4AM%3D

[Irving]

Well, THAT was fun... Got about 3 inches of 1/2 inch hail. Saw a few bits that were closer to 3/4", but nothing bigger. Just a mile away, one of my friends sent me a picture of 1.25" hail... And a broken window. :(


Great. I wonder if I'll have to go down there and help out the Springs guys.

[Great-Kazoo]

Great. I wonder if I'll have to go down there and help out the Springs guys.

Leaders look for solutions, not problems.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Services for G'mom today were very tastefully done, a lot of work went into it from all my uncles and aunts (and spouses), and it paid off with how well everything went. I was proud to participate and help carry her to her final destination. I kept it together too, which was nice.

Interestingly enough, when the funeral procession arrived at the cemetery, the rain broke......and resumed when the services had been completed. Maybe she pulled a string or two for us? A friend of the family was there to play the bagpipe, and he did an awesome job. She was of Scottish decent.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy fellers.. :)

[buffalobo]

Howdy fellers.. :)
Sup man?

Glad the weather cooperated for gma service.