The post whore thread.

[zteknik]

Yeah it would... It's just as much of a chore the way it is though.
I bet,do you have to keep calling down to main all the time?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I bet,do you have to keep calling down to main all the time?

No... Only thing I can't open is a few of the cell doors... All the main doors are good to go.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Shit!

I forgot the Avalanche episode of 30 in 30 was on.... I forgot to record it... Damn it.

[zteknik]

Eh they wont need to get out until breakfast anyway [Coffee]

[zteknik]

Made my quota-I'm done for the night.
I hope it doesn't rain all day tomorrow-I hate working on cars in the rain :(

[Mick-Boy]

Evening gentlemen.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Evening gentlemen.
What's goin on!!!


Ya know, I haven't seen Stoner in there tonight....

[Mick-Boy]

Yeah I noticed. I figured he was holed up in his guard shack with his dog and some peanut butter.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yeah I noticed. I figured he was holed up in his guard shack with his dog and some peanut butter.
[LOL]

[Mick-Boy]

I've got Al Jezeera English on the TV pretty much all the time when I'm at my desk. Nothing about any ruckus anywhere near the Embassy in Baghdad so far. He's probably just busy.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I've got Al Jezeera English on the TV pretty much all the time when I'm at my desk. Nothing about any ruckus anywhere near the Embassy in Baghdad so far. He's probably just busy.

That's good... Long as he's ok. And you too. You guys and your dangerous jobs.

[Mick-Boy]

Says the guy locked in a building with a bunch of knuckle heads......

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm bigger and scarier than most of the criminals in the facility. Plus, I'm in the female module tonight...

[Mick-Boy]

I find knuckle head women a lot scarier than knuckle head dudes. Just sayin'.....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I find knuckle head women a lot scarier than knuckle head dudes. Just sayin'.....
That's true... But the knuckle head women here are more visually scary than anything else.

[Mick-Boy]

Well I'm off for some work.

You whores have a good night.

[OtterbatHellcat]

*stealth bitch sneaks in.....*

[OtterbatHellcat]

*looks around.....*

[OtterbatHellcat]

*and posts like a machine gun madman*

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc

[OtterbatHellcat]

*marks my territory by pissing on your screen*

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 1

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 7

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 8

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 9

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 10

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 11

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 12

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 13

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 14

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 15

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 16

[OtterbatHellcat]

squishy pants mcgee

17

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 18

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 19

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 20

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 21

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 22

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 23

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 24

[OtterbatHellcat]

In all fairness, it's probably easier on you guys if I just count....you don't really need to know the full extent of mindless drivel I'm capable of.....lol

25

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 26

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 27

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 28

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 29

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 30

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 31

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 32

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 33

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 34

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 35

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 36

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 37

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 38

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 39

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 40 ....this timer is royal pain in the ass.

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 41

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 42

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 43

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 44

[OtterbatHellcat]

0bc 45

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 46

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 47

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 48

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 49

[OtterbatHellcat]

Official mini-streak

50

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 51

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 52

[OtterbatHellcat]

0bc 53

I think we can establish Junior Whore Level #1 at a 50 post streak.

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 54

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 55

Medium Whore level should be the 75 mark I think.

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 56

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 57

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 58

Pro Whore Level should begin at 100 post streak.

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 59

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 60

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 61

I think I topped out at 120....I have no idea what the record is, the historian whores might know for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 62

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 63

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 64

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 65

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 66

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 67

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 68

[stoner01]

And Here I am to break your chain MOFO

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc 69

One of my favorite numbers...:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Stoner....*waves*


*you muther #^&%%^&*(&%^&*( +_*)_)^$#%^*

[stoner01]

I told you all I was going into a comma. I woke up at 0800 local for an alarm test. Woke up again at 1100 local for actual incoming alarm. Finally crawled out of bed at noon. Lunch haircut and trip to BX later here I am.

[OtterbatHellcat]

How ya doing man?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Here you *is* indeed.

Nice to see ya bro.

[stoner01]

Heya Stoner....*waves*


*you muther #^&%%^&*(&%^&*( +_*)_)^$#%^*

[gohome]

[stoner01]

Im great. got a haircut. feel clean again.

[stoner01]

Sippin on some Arizona iced tea. fuckin BX is out of green tea.[Rant1]

[stoner01]

Now Im doing laundry

[OtterbatHellcat]

Now Im doing laundry

Ya know, you'd think there would be someone there to do that for you. Even a shitty hotel offers that.

[stoner01]

There is but its a three day turn around and it doesn't smell clean afterwards. Smells like Iraqi.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There is but its a three day turn around and it doesn't smell clean afterwards. Smells like Iraqi.

I totally understand doing it yourself now.

Sad, but lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Speaking of haircuts....I already mentioned somewhere back there....I'm over due for one.

If I had any real balls, I'd make that pussy JM do it for me, after he had his legs spread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stoner, do you catch up on all this shit when you log in, or just go with it?

There really is some funny shit spread out through these pages, man.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, btw...since your internet sucks..is there anything I can post in here for you that you would really like to see some of?

[OtterbatHellcat]

..besides porn I mean?

[OtterbatHellcat]

* I think he's putting shit in the dryer now or something *


*Jeopardy theme music plays*

[OtterbatHellcat]

He ruined a perfectly good streak to talk about fucking laundry....

[OtterbatHellcat]

God love him.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Some whoring still has to be done...and I'm on it.

[stoner01]

I try and catch up as much as I can.

[stoner01]

Sorry OBC, trying to help a buddy plan a trip to Hawaii. Oh and no Im gonna go switch it NOW. SO neenerneenerneenerneener

[OtterbatHellcat]

The sun is just about to rear it's shiny bright head over the horizon.

That star is pretty impressive....to feel it's heat from 90 million miles away.

[stoner01]

And then Ima whore it up

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's nice of ya to help your buddy out...that's what buddies do.

;)

[stoner01]

And don't talk to me about heat. I get enough of it as it is

[stoner01]

And I cant think of any family friendly thing to have you post.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hawaii, huh.

Ain't a never been there. Would be nice one of these damn days though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Can you open links in emails there, and have them work?

[OtterbatHellcat]

*shout out to Irving....some more pages buddy...:)*

[stoner01]

Its expensive any way you look at it. but its fun. My family goes like every year.

[stoner01]

Can you open links in emails there, and have them work?

depends on what the link is to.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Eh, I'm just trying to think of how I can help you see some shit you want to see.

[stoner01]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can say now that......Tropic Thunder.......sucks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gonna flame up some more goat heads today....those little fuckers ain't gonna make it.

[stoner01]

I could have told you that movie sucks years ago.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You fuckers are up early.....

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wow, Manitou Springs got hose(d) by flash flooding yesterday.

[stoner01]

Burn Notice is a good show. I should have started watching this from the beginning.
Oh and Lucy Lawless is crazy and hot.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good morning JM....

How ya doing there buddy?

[stoner01]

Wow, Manitou Springs got hose by flash flooding yesterday.

How bad?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cars floating down 24 like toys in a bathtub.

[stoner01]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Was it like that hailstorm CoS got a few years back that caused flash floods when it melted.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stoner, did you notice that prick called us ...fuckers?

[stoner01]

Yeah. WTF

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alright.......it's light enough out to distinguish between goat head or regular weed.

Peace, bro's.

I'm off to send them to hell.

[stoner01]

Kill it. Kill it with FIRE

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw

[stoner01]

Just sold my benchmade that I got for free for a hundred bucks.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MlSK6PJSy5U

[stoner01]

Dude is funny

[bogie]

good morning fellas

[bogie]

I see OBC is still waxing your ass in post count JM

[bogie]

But that's okay, I'm sure you will catch him.

[Mick-Boy]

http://youtu.be/v5lOjhD_z6E

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I see OBC is still waxing your ass in post count JM

He's realky going to kick my ass tonight..... internet at work is going to be down. :(

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[stoner01]

I have that on Friday. 12 hours with no internet

[waxthis]

I see OBC is still waxing your ass in post count JM


Keep my ass out of this........[hahhah-no]

[stoner01]

^^^[LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This is why I love this forum...... Everyone is willing to step up and help someone else.... Even if that person is a mod that banned me once.... They still did something super nice for me.

Gonna have to send them a hell of a thank you.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[buffalobo]

This is why I love this forum...... Everyone is willing to step up and help someone else.... Even if that person is a mod that banned me once.... They still did something super nice for me.

Gonna have to send them a hell of a thank you.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

Did he point you to thicker ice? [Poke] [rockon]

[buffalobo]

Just a quick stop to say hey. And poke JM.

Got big day planned with the minions before school starts.

[stoner01]

I need food.........

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oswalt and Burr are both great.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Morning Lobo, Wax, Mick and Bogie....

Hmmmmmm JM will have his panties down all night...

*Bwa Hahahahahahahaahaha*

[OtterbatHellcat]

I need food.........

3 hours of flame throwing was enough for now...I'm taking a break, and making some more burgers like last night.......they were delicious.

[cofi]

posting today from work....nice to see they havnt banned this site yet...

[bogie]

About time to make some breakfast.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Morning Cofi..bummer on the working today, but no....I don't think any of those libtard fagetties could ever get this board banned.

[OtterbatHellcat]

About time to make some breakfast.

That's it?..leave us hanging? WHAT are you going to make for breakfast?

[bogie]

That's it?..leave us hanging? WHAT are you going to make for breakfast?

Correction, about time to watch my wife make me breakfast! Her turn this weekend.

[cofi]

Morning Cofi..bummer on the working today, but no....I don't think any of those libtard fagetties could ever get this board banned.


they banned liveleak and jalopnik fucking basterds

the answer i got was "if your leaning your cleaning"

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is it a breakfast throw down with pics?

I can always turn my burgers into breakfast burgers.

[cofi]

if i knew how to work the internets here id ban facebook since my bosses spend all day on that bitch

[OtterbatHellcat]

Correction, about time to watch my wife make me breakfast! Her turn this weekend.

Well shit......I'd rather have my shit made for me too, but that ain't happening this morning.

Enjoy, Bogie

I'm off to make my fixin's and such.

[OtterbatHellcat]

SYL Cofi..

Have a great weekend, man.

[10mm-man]

Does OBC live here??? JM finally crawled out of the shitter, and Hello to the other whores!!

[brutal]

Stoner, did you notice that prick called us ...fuckers?

How could anyone notice anything when you have to skip over three pages of OBC counting?

[stoner01]

Because I have the situational awareness of a babcat....

[10mm-man]

^^^ Jumps in and kicks the Bobcat*** So much for situational awareness...

[stoner01]

Son I will sick an 85 pound puppy on your ass

[Mazin]

^^^ Jumps in and kicks the Bobcat*** So much for situational awareness...

Lmao

That's what I told the guy who ran into me and totaled my grand am.

Him: well I can take a right there in the mornings
Me: Situational Awareness dude!


I think he was glad I had calmed down enough to even talk. The second we impacted we both got out of the vehicles and I told him if he valued his legs he would get back in his truck until the police arrived (he did).


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[OtterbatHellcat]

Does OBC live here???

Yes....yes I do.. :)

I've spent years of time on many boards, I dig this one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

How could anyone notice anything when you have to skip over three pages of OBC counting?

Ah, and in your skipping, you missed some fairly important content. A question put to you, sir....is whether you would prefer to read a bunch of blabberish horseshit for 68 posts on my Whore run, or simply numbers. I suspect that you would have bitched either way, but I was kind enough to spare the CO AR15 members some time as it was already.

Perhaps you have a better idea of what content a Whore should post on a Whore run, that would be more pleasing to yourself and others. I'm all ears, brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

...and those burgers were damn yummy again.

I'm thinking a fed and happy nap is in my near future.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sure "feels" like a Fall day out there today...I'm wondering if that means we'll have an early Winter.

I hope not, because I think Winter really sucks a hard one.

[Mazin]

Sure "feels" like a Fall day out there today...I'm wondering if that means we'll have an early Winter.

I hope not, because I think Winter really sucks a hard one.

Felt the chill in the air about 2 weeks ago. Even mornings are not as bright as they use to be.....time to start getting ready.


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[zteknik]

Holly crap obc,I see you've been busy(and bored [Coffee])
I get to do some running around today I have to catch up here later tonight.
But that might just take me all night to get up to speed!

[cofi]

Holly crap obc,I see you've been busy(and bored [Coffee])
I get to do some running around today I have to catch up here later tonight.
But that might just take me all night to get up to speed!

go fix the trail blazer!!!!!!

:D

[stoner01]

Im ready for winter. If it only means no more 115* days

[bogie]

Working on home finances... blah

[bogie]

Holly crap obc,I see you've been busy(and bored [Coffee])
I get to do some running around today I have to catch up here later tonight.
But that might just take me all night to get up to speed!

Hey Z.. long time no see.

[bogie]

I need a good home finance software that allows me to be lazy.

[Great-Kazoo]

I need a good home finance software that allows me to be lazy.

rich wives work for me.

[stoner01]

Shit I need me one of those. Hey if yall or your wimmenz need your hair did my wife can use the clients and tips......

[stoner01]

She is going to Xenon Academy in Aurora. Discounted everything.

[buffalobo]

She is going to Xenon Academy in Aurora. Discounted everything.

When does she graduate?

My daughter manages 5 salons in metro area and is always looking for good operators/stylists.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, it's been a while Z.

[OtterbatHellcat]

How was that pizza last night, Lobo?

That would be cool if Stoners wif could hook up with your DD.

[waxthis]

No doubt.... I want a sugar mama!

[OtterbatHellcat]

A loaded Cougar....that would be kinda slick to have that kind of set up going on.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I met Mazin today, totally cool dude. I look forward to the next time.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The wif has a friend coming over tonight, we're gonna use those pie iron thingies and make sandwiches over the fire tonight. Should be pretty cool. I invited the new kid at work too, it's his mom that is wifs guest. Don't know if the kid will make it, I know he works concessions at most of the Rockies games, and I don't know when the game is over. Hell, he might not want to hang out with his mom on a Saturday night either.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I gotta kinda start getting some shit set up for guests.

Later homies.

[bogie]

I gotta kinda start getting some shit set up for guests.

Later homies.

You're always having the ladies over man. You need a hot tub and some rufinol.

[Mazin]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/e3y8a7er.jpg




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[Mazin]

OBC is a cool dude to Bs with! It was a blast man we will have to meet up for bs session sometime


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[Mazin]

You're always having the ladies over man. You need a hot tub and some rufinol.

Hell at least he is feeding them first.


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[Great-Kazoo]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/11/e3y8a7er.jpg




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Nice pic Dorothy, now get back to moderating.

[bogie]

Hell at least he is feeding them first.

That's when he can slip fluffy the pills [ROFL1]

[bogie]

Buckwheat noodles for dinner, wok fried with some chicken szechuan style.

[bogie]

I think I'd try most foods at least once. But I could never eat dog or cat.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Forgot to bring a lunch again tonight..... It's gonna be a long night......

[bogie]

Holy shit. 3 missing and 1 dead in waldo canyon mudslide...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/10/mudslide-flash-flooding-strand-cars-in-colorado/?test=latestnews

[10mm-man]

Forgot to bring a lunch again tonight..... It's gonna be a long night......


That sucks!

[bogie]

^^^^^^^^^^^Water man. lots of water.

[Mazin]

Nice pic Dorothy, now get back to moderating.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....


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[10mm-man]

Holy shit. 3 missing and 1 dead in waldo canyon mudslide...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/10/mudslide-flash-flooding-strand-cars-in-colorado/?test=latestnews

That too!

[stoner01]

When does she graduate?

My daughter manages 5 salons in metro area and is always looking for good operators/stylists.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
Graduates next year. January or February I believe.

[stoner01]

Just a quick whore before roll call. Ill catch you whores when I get to my venue.

[10mm-man]

Just a quick whore before roll call. Ill catch you whores when I get to my venue.

Just as long as you don't start barking orders! I'll have to kick the cat again..... [LOL][ROFL2]

[stoner01]

I'm too tired to do anything right now. Wait till I have my caffeine

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Just as long as you don't start barking orders! I'll have to kick the cat again..... [LOL][ROFL2]
There seems to be some signature stealing going on around here......

[buffalobo]

How come Dave is never here?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[roberth]

hey hozez - busy day hiking and moving furniture for mom

[10mm-man]

There seems to be some signature stealing going on around here......


Very nice!! [LOL]

[Great-Kazoo]

How come Dave is never here?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

he's visiting Da up eh. pg 600 IIRC was his temp farewell.

[stoner01]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Poptarts and hadji dew. Not a bad way to start the morning

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Very nice!! [LOL]

Maybe next time I'll steal Jim's sig.... Feedback link and all.....

[10mm-man]

Maybe next time I'll steal Jim's sig.... Feedback link and all.....


Mine pays bigger dividends......

[bogie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Mine pays bigger dividends......

Very true... Speaking of... I need to send that email out...

[stoner01]

So hear I am. At work. Nothing is going on. And I read that Elysium sucked.........Not surprised at all.

[stoner01]

But I missed the Hell on Wheels season premiere. Damnit

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bitches.... :)

Our whole program is being delayed due to shitty fucking wind out of the south. Hoping it will die down soon.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't think rufies would be necessary.... I dig the hot tub angle though.

I've always kind of had a thing for herSHEY CHOCOLATE BARS.

[OtterbatHellcat]

...not much reading between the lines there, eh?

[OtterbatHellcat]

*flings a ping pong ball at Stoner for no particular reason*

[10mm-man]

*flings a ping pong ball at Stoner for no particular reason*


Wacks him in the head!! So much for situational awareness!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

*shoots a spitwad at 10mm*

[10mm-man]

*shoots a spitwad at 10mm*

Excellent situational awareness, I dodge it.... Now I go kick the cat

[10mm-man]

blah blah

[10mm-man]

blah blah blah blah

[stoner01]

May fuck be upon you both. I cant pay attention to you whores when Im searching vehicles for bombs. Gotta pay attention to the FoDag...or else.

[stoner01]

*Throws ping pong ball at 10mm*

[stoner01]

AND WHY THE HELL DOES AMC NOT RECOGNIZE MY COUNTRY
Im trying to find a video of tonights episode and it wont recognize me.

[stoner01]

Stupid internet. Makes me want to punch a baby.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya guys...

Why don't we get some of those 22 yr old nymphos from the other thread...and play some naked twister with 'em?

[stoner01]

Im game. Ill bring some premade Jack and Cokes. Have you had those. theyre delicious

[OtterbatHellcat]

No, I've not as of yet sampled these beverages that you speak of. It appears that I should be looking into the matter.

[10mm-man]

*Throws ping pong ball at 10mm*


That shit don't work on me....

[stoner01]

That shit don't work on me....

Cant ever say I didn't try

[JM Ver. 2.0]

AND WHY THE HELL DOES AMC NOT RECOGNIZE MY COUNTRY
Im trying to find a video of tonights episode and it wont recognize me.
Maybe because Iraq isn't a country anymore?

[stoner01]

OBC
http://uncrate.com/stuff/jack-daniels-ready-to-drink/

[stoner01]

Maybe because Iraq isn't a country anymore?

Touche, I have to wait till Im home to catch up on Dexter and HoW

[OtterbatHellcat]

Damn wind....we're probably going to have to do those sandwiches on a griddle or in the Foreman Grille or something.

[OtterbatHellcat]

OBC
http://uncrate.com/stuff/jack-daniels-ready-to-drink/

Nice...:)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

JESUS CHRIST NICASIO!!!!!!!!! You're not throwing batting practice, moron!

[stoner01]

??????? Rockies sucking right now or something?

[OtterbatHellcat]

They were leading 1-0 last I saw....might be different now.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's 3-1 Pirates.... But first Nicasio walks a dude, then gives up a triple. Then an infield single.... I blame Nicasio for it... He loses focus and throws stupid ass pitches. I also blame the offense. They're not hitting for shit.

[stoner01]

Damn

[fly boy]

I found out tonight that a pitcher of blue moon sits heavy in the stomache

[stoner01]

I never get it by the pitcher. Always in a glass with dinner.