The post whore thread.

[islandermyk]

When you see both pimp hands raised....



... bring me some fried chicken [LOL]

[islandermyk]

When you see both pimp hands up in the air with the right leg bent up...



.. the pimp doing the crane [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

.. better bring me some beer and fried chicken [ROFL1]

[redneck122]

very whorely of you

[redneck122]

i'm in for some chicken!

[islandermyk]

So i had a dream about walking around 16th street downtown in my Superman underwear, cowboy boots and hat, wearing my class of 94 ring [LOL]

[islandermyk]

very whorely of you

It what I do....



... and do well [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

damn...


.. its so damn hot...


I thought I saw satan sitting next to me whoring it up in here [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

I was sweating like a whore in church [ROFL1]

[redneck122]

someone has been drinking to much coffee

[islandermyk]

Damn... I'm gonna burn for that one [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

someone has been drinking to much coffee

This whore is HOT man [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

Gotta do what a whore gotta do....


... to keep it cool...


you feel me [Coffee]

[redneck122]

when i grow up i wanna be just like you

[02ducky]

Your on fire, keep it coming

[islandermyk]

.. what the f*ck was in that drink [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

Your on fire, keep it coming

Hahahahaha! That's what she said [ROFL1][Beer]

[islandermyk]

when i grow up i wanna be just like you

you's a good whore...



... you dreaming of being a better whore than I am [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

a whore with dreams


I like that [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

Now don't get carried away....


... I still haven't found my baby powder in this mug [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

... I wonder if this baking powder could substitute [LOL]

[islandermyk]

... oh sh*t man...


... this sh*t stings [ROFL1]


no go for baking powder [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

dang...


.. gotta break out the glove [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

Ma!!!


Where them gloves I had laying around here [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

Where's my fried chicken at???



I got both pimp hands up!



Ma!


[ROFL2]

[islandermyk]

anyone seen where that bottle of baby powder went?

[redneck122]

Ma, Meatloaf!!


Fuck!

[islandermyk]

I got my underwear running up my butt walking around here looking for sh*t...



... Pimpin aint easy [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

Ma, Meatloaf!!


Fuck!

[ROFL2][ROFL3]


I feel you dawg [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

damn...


... time out.. I gotta throw the laundry in the dryer now [ROFL1]

[redneck122]

I'm goin upstairs to put my nutsack on your drumset!

[redneck122]

Are you high?! Its shark week!

[redneck122]

Actually, we're going to be interviewing as a team.


Yea, we're here to fuck shit up.

[redneck122]

If you were a girl, who is the one guy you would sleep with?




John Stamos!!

[redneck122]

Whats your favorite non pronographic magazine to masturbate to?



Good housekeeping!

[islandermyk]

If you were a girl, who is the one guy you would sleep with?




John Stamos!!

the real question is:

If you were a girl... how many kids do you think you'd have by now [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

I'm goin upstairs to put my nutsack on your drumset!

mafuga gonna get pink eye man [ROFL3]

[redneck122]

Damn i'd have like 37

[islandermyk]

Actually, we're going to be interviewing as a team.


Yea, we're here to fuck shit up.

Where my baby powder at [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

Damn i'd have like 37

[ROFL2]

you such a whore [ROFL1]


I'd be up there too [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

ah sh*t... this got me rolling [ROFL2][LOL]

[islandermyk]

you whores be good!

This lil b*tch is going to retire for the night [Beer]

Be well and stay safe


enjoy you whores [Beer]

[redneck122]

night ho bag!

[02ducky]

you guys have me cracking up.

My wife thinks I have lost my ever loving mind.

[redneck122]

Here comes the Ho train.

Choo Choo bitches. Choo choo

[02ducky]

Funny hos!

[redneck122]

you guys have me cracking up.

My wife thinks I have lost my ever loving mind.
You're implying you had a mind to begin with!

[02ducky]

True very true, I got dropped as a baby. Well... That's what my mom said anyways

[02ducky]

I think she was spiking me like a football a couple times there. Still got the bumps on my head

[redneck122]

same here brotha


Damn mothers!

[joeyshoe]

You're probably off doing ho stuff cuz there you ho again.

[joeyshoe]

You can't turn a ho into a housewife. Hos don't act right.

[yankeefan98121]

damn! islander puttin the ho'in down!

[Ridge]

One last post before bed.

ZgM4FtRuE3g

[UncleDave]

Ho, ho, ho your boat...

[yankeefan98121]

Gently down the stream

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/rKwDU.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=532796#post532796

[UncleDave]

Morning ho's

[02ducky]

Morning ya ho!

[UncleDave]

Let the hoing commence!

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/PDEOW.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=532895#post532895

[alxone]

badass update
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=532932#post532932
http://i.imgur.com/5609o.jpg

[redneck122]

I'll have a whore for lunch, please.

[redneck122]

That is all.

[redneck122]

Now back to your regular scheduled program.

[Ridge]

Decided to get off my whore ass and do something this morning. I was tired of my bumper looking like shit. So I tore it off.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/IMAG0073-1.jpg

And bought a replacement beam for it from the junkyard.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/IMAG0074.jpg

[redneck122]

This one time at band camp

[Monky]

Decided to get off my whore ass and do something this morning. I was tired of my bumper looking like shit. So I tore it off.


What about the rest of the car?

[Ridge]

What about the rest of the car?

I tore it off as well.

[islandermyk]

with some pliers and a hammer....


... so many things can be achieved [Coffee]

[UncleDave]

Prybars are a wonderful thing.

[redneck122]

Cant forget the BFH!

[UncleDave]

I have a deadshot hammer that is the size of a sledgehammer in my toolbox.

[yankeefan98121]

This one time at band camp

Did you play the Trumpet? [ROFL1] [ROFL2] [ROFL3]

[birddog]

deadblow hammer. They are sweet, so is whoring

[islandermyk]

I have a deadshot hammer that is the size of a sledgehammer in my toolbox.

you should call that one...

"PLAN B" [LOL]

[redneck122]

Did you play the Trumpet? [ROFL1] [ROFL2] [ROFL3]

Touche'

[Ridge]

The new bumper bar doesn't do much at all to fix the problem. Going to have to bend the mounting beam back as well, if I want to bother with it...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/IMAG0044.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/IMAG0075.jpg

But at least it lifted the bumper off the muffler tip. Stops the heavy rattling and annoying sound I was experiencing.

[islandermyk]

I really don't notice anything... but if you say you do...



... we could always use "PLAN B" [Coffee]

[Monky]

Just picked up my new sig 220 carry dark elite.. this thing is sexy.

[islandermyk]

Just picked up my new sig 220 carry dark elite.. this thing is sexy.

I had to Google that...


.. looks nice on Sigs site... bet it looks better in person..


congrats on the new toy [Beer]

[02ducky]

Just picked up my new sig 220 carry dark elite.. this thing is sexy.

Pics or it didn't happen!

[redneck122]

Any one near greeley wanna grab some beers and grub?

[islandermyk]

Any one near greeley wanna grab some beers and grub?

would love to join, but I'm all the way down in Saudi Aurora [Coffee]

[redneck122]

damn southerners

[islandermyk]

damn southerners

[ROFL1]

in my case

"Damn Islanders" [LOL]

[redneck122]

which island you from?

[islandermyk]

which island you from?

Guam [Tooth]

[redneck122]

Crazy island peolple

[islandermyk]

Crazy island peolple

[ROFL2]

I blame the water [Coffee]

[redneck122]

too much cocunut milk hah

[islandermyk]

[ROFL1]

that too... gotta be careful not to get hit in the head standing underneath a tree...


... I've been hit one to many times [LOL]

[Monky]

Pics or it didn't happen!

I can't take pretty artistic pics like the rest of these fuckers.. but i'll give it a try.

[Monky]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc205/energizrmonky/IMG_0016.jpghttp://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc205/energizrmonky/IMG_0017.jpg

[UncleDave]

Nice piece Monkey.

[Skully]

what was this thread about again? [Beer]

Where's the other one? Is is on page 5 again?

[Skully]

Where's my frackin ice cream???

Darn wife ate my last chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwhich, even after I hid it under shite in the freezer........she is good, a little too good.?.

[Ridge]

Good enough to look under the dump you left in the freezer...

[Skully]

Good enough to look under the dump you left in the freezer...

[ROFL1].........funny guy......wheres the comedic drums, you here all week?


....still hungry for ice cream though.

[Ridge]

http://www.direman.com/direman/comics/00000806.png

[redneck122]

whats up whores

[redneck122]

how yall doin on this fine day

[UncleDave]

Shakin daddy's little money maker.

[redneck122]

i need to learn how to post pictures on this site. gotta show off my new ink!

[Ridge]

Wait, what!?

http://i.imgur.com/WFO7F.png

[redneck122]

lmao!

[UncleDave]

Who am I to stand in the way of my car's dreams?

[Skully]

Wait, what!?

http://i.imgur.com/WFO7F.png


What the heck test were you taking? Wonder how many had chosen #4 just out of the humor factor? [Coffee]

[Ridge]

What a tweest

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/189/3/6/the_ponyvillage_by_docwario-d56iz37.jpg

[redneck122]

Page 2.

You ho's are slacking

[zteknik]

Page 2.

You ho's are slacking

Yea yea-been busy sight seeing :)
Trying to get used to the area

[zteknik]

The good thing about driving around here is you dont have any bums trying to clean your windshield at a stop light![ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Holy Sh*t!! You guy's don't give up do ya!!??? [ROFL1] Been there and done that!

[redneck122]

haha, but my windsheild could use a cleanin

[zteknik]

Now I have to orient myself with some of the local gunshops and I'll be GTG [Awesom]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

haha, but my windsheild could use a cleanin


Now I have to orient myself with some of the local gunshops and I'll be GTG [Awesom]
You both still me a Beer for letting you post so much!! [Coffee]

[zteknik]

Aw heck- we can do that,such a small price to pay for the privlage[Beer]

[redneck122]

You're all welcome at my place. I have cold beer on tap!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Aw heck- we can do that,such a small price to pay for the privlage[Beer]


You're all welcome at my place. I have cold beer on tap!
Thats why I love this place!! And the people in it!!!! God bless CO-AR-15!!!!!! [Coffee]

[zteknik]

Yea buddy,sure glad I found my way here!![Awesom]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Yea buddy,sure glad I found my way here!![Awesom]
Ya me too, beer's some day!! Gona happen!![Beer]

[patrick0685]

did someone say beer?

[jreifsch80]

You have beer on tap at the house redneck you're in Greeley and why haven't I come over? Haha

[redneck122]

Because you haven't whispered sweet nothings to me via PM

[ROFL1]

[jreifsch80]

Then I doubt I ever will be coming over hahaha I could ak's over for show and tell, ztek left some cool stuff in my pickup

[02ducky]

What up hos. Got a new one after I lost mine on Friday, time to start looking for my silver again!

[Fentonite]

When I saw your post, I thought maybe you dropped it into the bed of my truck, so I checked. You didn't.

[opie011]

Well after the last four days of skim coating every wall in my house, gutting my kitchen, sanding everywall flat, spraying texture and finally a last light sanding on all my walls...I'll be ready for paint tomorrow. Then come the hardwood floors next weekend, carpet, some plumbing, cabinets and other shit I can't think of right now.

Word of advise, don't tackle a full on remodel when your wife is 7mo pregnant...I'm never gonna sleep again[Help]

[Fentonite]

Well after the last four days of skim coating every wall in my house, gutting my kitchen, sanding everywall flat, spraying texture and finally a last light sanding on all my walls...I'll be ready for paint tomorrow. Then come the hardwood floors next weekend, carpet, some plumbing, cabinets and other shit I can't think of right now.

Word of advise, don't tackle a full on remodel when your wife is 7mo pregnant...I'm never gonna sleep again[Help]

Hang in there, brother. Remember, you're doing it for your pregnant wife, and you soon-to-be new "addition". Post a pic or two, if you get bored.

[opie011]

Living room looking into the kitchen. Used to be a wall between the two rooms
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/9d33b8bf.jpg

Half wall by the stairwell, was a full wall.
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/ac741838.jpg

One of my little helpers.
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/bf384e0c.jpg

It's kinda cool to say that I've done all the work besides some electrical since I'm reconfiguring my kitchen layout. Hope do be done minus detail work like trim and base in a month!! Hitting it hard them some time for recoil therapy[AR15]

[Fentonite]

Wow, you don't mess around! Nice work![Beer]

[opie011]

Wow, you don't mess around! Nice work![Beer]

Thanks. I guess it's been possible cause my wife is awesome and helps with everything also!!

[GilpinGuy]

Heading into the back-country for 4 days fellow ho's. Life is good, for the next 4 days anyway. [Tooth]

[UncleDave]

Forrest ho.

[yankeefan98121]

what's up ho's

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/EjISp.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=536479#post536479

[alxone]

truly badass
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthrea...517#post536517 (http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=536517#post536517)
http://i.imgur.com/r4ONc.jpg

[redneck122]

whats happenin ho's?

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Thanks. I guess it's been possible cause my wife is awesome and helps with everything also!!
Holy shit!! Has it been 7mo already?? Wow! Only seems like yesterday when I met you 2!! Nice work by the way!! [Beer]

[opie011]

Holy shit!! Has it been 7mo already?? Wow! Only seems like yesterday when I met you 2!! Nice work by the way!! [Beer]

Crazy time is just flying. I'm sitting here all pissed off on my birthday trying to scrape up the old shitty glued HW floor that has shitty linoleum under that in my kitchen so I can do my HW on Saturday and to top it off I'm out of beer[Bang]

[02ducky]

Dang bunch oh new Ho's joining the club !

[Ridge]

I laughed way too hard at this.

CvVApcrbAB4

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

[Help]
I laughed way too hard at this.

CvVApcrbAB4

No workie.

[Skully]

I laughed way too hard at this.
]

My phone doesn't like the video (format not supported and not viewable by mobile phone) but the static image looks like it should be rated NC-17 or XXX. [Tooth]

[Ridge]

[Help]

No workie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVApcrbAB4

[yankeefan98121]

morning ho's

last morning before this ho is at blue mesa for a week! yeah!

[waxthis]

Lift the damn shooting ban in the hills...Big weekend comming up....:([Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2][Mad]

[UncleDave]

Morning hobags

[02ducky]

Morning Ho!

Work sucks!! I am taking my part time hoing to full time!

[yankeefan98121]

ho's gone fishing

[02ducky]

ho's gone fishing

Fish ho! Do ho's fish or troll? Ha!

Where you going and let us know how you do.

[UncleDave]

I've seen fishy ho's but not fishing ho's

[jreifsch80]

or ho's that smell like fish? lol

[yankeefan98121]

Fish ho! Do ho's fish or troll? Ha!

Where you going and let us know how you do.

heading to blue mesa reservoir

will do!

[yankeefan98121]

or ho's that smell like fish? lol

don't all ho's smell fishy? or is it fisty?

[jreifsch80]

like sardines lol

[yankeefan98121]

fish tacos tonight! hahahaha

[02ducky]

Pics?

[waxthis]

Uhmmm...Nothing

[02ducky]

Where is everybody at? Hello Ho's!

[patrick0685]

sleeping after a day trip to Reno and back

[jackthewall81]

sleeping after a day trip to Reno and back

Wow, that's a fun trip.


Been up since 5 lifting and running, now I'm gonna chill.

[zteknik]

Wow-I diddn't realize all this running around trying to get settled in would cut into my quality whoring time!!

[zteknik]

It sure would be nice to whore it up from my place instead of the inlaws!![ROFL1]

[zteknik]

Still waiting on the house inspection before we can move in-The wait is killing me!!!

[alxone]

Still waiting on the house inspection before we can move in-The wait is killing me!!!good luck !![Beer]

[UncleDave]

Find a job yet?

[zteknik]

Find a job yet?
Not yet-realy haven't had the time with all the running around.
That and I would like to enjoy the summer a bit before I get back to the grind.

[UncleDave]

PM me I'll give you a few fellas to talk to.

[zteknik]

PM me I'll give you a few fellas to talk to.
Sounds good to me :)

[redneck122]

evenin' whores

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[Neene1][Neene1] Just checking in!! Whoe bags!! [Coffee]

[spittoon]

good morning every thing is to bright to loud ,"to many beers last night""

[UncleDave]

Morning ho's

[02ducky]

Morning UD! Where's all the ho's at?

[Musashi]

Hey peeps what's on the schedule for today?

[02ducky]

Keeping my pimp hand up! Other than that nada, except for work and fishing on Friday, Saturday. Quincy Res in Aurora! Come on big bass!

[zteknik]

Whazz Up ho's???? :D

[zteknik]

More paperwork shuffle-man I'll be glad when its over.

[02ducky]

Doing ho shuffle.

[UncleDave]

Hoin' on

[zteknik]

Just dropping by to whore it up a bit :D

[02ducky]

Welcome to ho down!

[zteknik]

Looks like I'll be going down to the Yukon Tavern later with the wife.
Last time I was there a few years ago they had some good food,I hope they still do.[Dinner]

[02ducky]

Where is that place?

[zteknik]

It's on Circle Drive off Airport rd.
http://coloradosprings.citysearch.com/profile/1925464/colorado_springs_co/yukon_tavern.html

[zteknik]

Ah well looks like I'm in for the night.Have to get up early :(

[spittoon]

Well it's not to early the coffee is hot and no honey do's priceless[Coffee]

[islandermyk]

and a little whoring...


... this'll be expensive.... [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

okay...


I lied... this'll be a good ol'fashioned [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

where the f*ck is the rain.?

.. I could feel some humidity, but damn...

[islandermyk]

I miss doing some long range shooting.... [BooHoo]

[islandermyk]

an old saying I got from one the guys back home

"Sworn to fun! Loyal to none..."

what a fascinating past...

[islandermyk]

this is how we like to whore. we like to whore.. we like to whore...

[islandermyk]

.. we like to whore... in the evening [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

i got an itch...

... can someone tell me what this is? [LOL]

[islandermyk]

it taste funny too.... [ROFL2]

[islandermyk]

and it smells funny [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

Damn...


the itchin won't go away...

[islandermyk]

... is there a doctor in the house? [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

it's an itch... not a burning sensation [ROFL2]

[islandermyk]

ahhh...


... I just need to take a shower that's all...
[Coffee]

[islandermyk]

... so I'm a filthy whore [LOL]

[islandermyk]

I hate this 30 second wait to post thing

[islandermyk]

It's so hard to whore it up with that....


... I'm a whore on the move [Driver][PoPo]

[islandermyk]

I said "hard" [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

damn...


.. I better get some sleep..

[islandermyk]

just one more bitch slap for the road [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

here's one with some baby powder [LOL]

[UncleDave]

Mike you are a whore!!

[islandermyk]

yeah...


... i better get off whoring now...

[islandermyk]

I said "get off whoring", wtf [ROFL3]

[UncleDave]

You'd better be getting off!

[islandermyk]

You'd better be getting off!

done and finish...



... just cleaning up now [ROFL1]

[UncleDave]

Get the wet nut rag

[islandermyk]

Get the wet nut rag

damn thing can stand on it own....


... surprise the f*cker hasn't grown legs and ran away yet [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

I'm out...


.. you Ho's enjoy and be safe out there [Beer]

[redneck122]

whats up whores

[spittoon]

i be your huckel berry

[spittoon]

what

[Ridge]

I was bored.

http://i.imgur.com/NFaVT.jpg

[redneck122]

we got a ninja in the house

[ChunkyMonkey]

I was bored.

http://i.imgur.com/NFaVT.jpg

Fail! Not enough pink.

[02ducky]

You need a pony sticker on the hat bro, then you would be ninjed out!

[Ridge]

http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-give-us-a-break-princess-celestia.jpg

[Ridge]

Well, that worked out nicely. :)

[Longnecktipper]

Too funny

[02ducky]

Washed the car after an oil change!

[redneck122]

my keg ran dry. This is unacceptable.

[zteknik]

Washed the car after an oil change!
Your not suppose to get the oil all over the car[ROFL1]

[zteknik]

Hows the whorin goin??
Been so busy I've slacked on my commitment :D

[zteknik]

Man I cant wait untill we get into our place,my firearm fondling has been lacking!!

[Skully]

I was bored.

http://i.imgur.com/NFaVT.jpg

Its Darkman!


In low light/black out someone would just shoot at your nose.[Beer]

[ROFL1]

[Ridge]

Your not suppose to get the oil all over the car[ROFL1]

Fastest way to drain the oil is remove the filter and run the engine!

[yankeefan98121]

What's up ho's

[yankeefan98121]

Back to the ho grind

[birddog]

fur sure

[Skully]

Back to the ho grind

Sounds like you making something to eat, what are you making with 100% HO???

[Coffee]

[yankeefan98121]

Sounds like you making something to eat, what are you making with 100% HO???

[Coffee]

Used sausage [ROFL1]

[Skully]

Used sausage [ROFL1]

Thought that was the waste product after you "Grind the HO."

[Tooth]

[alxone]

truly badass update
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=545236#post545236
http://i.imgur.com/7KyqA.jpg

[Skully]

What ever happened to the beginning of the zombie apocolypse? Started in Florida and stalled out before it began. Why? country buffet started a special on all you can eat face cheese and need for zombies to go on a rampage is no more? [Coffee]

[UncleDave]

Here I ho again on my own..

[Skully]

Here I ho again on my own..

.............down the only road that I have ever known, like a misfit I was born to HO alone...................







[ROFL1]

[02ducky]

.............down the only road that I have ever known, like a misfit I was born to HO alone...................


[ROFL1]

Okay I will bite, what song is that?

[Skully]

Okay I will bite, what song is that?

I changed some of the lyrics.............. [Coffee]

/Gin-l4LDdXQ


One of the best Hair metal bands of the 80's, That and he was dating one of the hottest women of the 80's "Tawny Kitaen"

[02ducky]

Lord have mercy, you guys are old.

Just kidding I haven't heard that song in years and could place it. Damn you now I will be singing it all night. Thanks

[Ridge]

[ROFL1]

http://i.imgur.com/jJqfR.jpg

[zteknik]

I changed some of the lyrics.............. [Coffee]

/Gin-l4LDdXQ


One of the best Hair metal bands of the 80's, That and he was dating one of the hottest women of the 80's "Tawny Kitaen"
I got to see them when I was in Germany-They put on a great show!!!
It was hard to headbang to a hairband with a high and tight :D

[zteknik]

You gonna be around this weekend duck?