The post whore thread.

[TheBelly]

Anything cool going on tonight?

[TheGrey]

Anything cool going on tonight?

The weather, which is why I'm putting on a sweater! (*rimshot*)

[SideShow Bob]

The weather, which is why I'm putting on a sweater! (*rimshot*)

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=ba%20boom%20tish&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDEQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbcY ppAs6ZdI&ei=fu9MUbuFO4n7yAHAroDIDA&usg=AFQjCNHGj91ZcgiqMz60Hx9AEGNqWaU4wA&bvm=bv.44158598,d.aWc

[Ridge]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=ba%20boom%20tish&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDEQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbcY ppAs6ZdI&ei=fu9MUbuFO4n7yAHAroDIDA&usg=AFQjCNHGj91ZcgiqMz60Hx9AEGNqWaU4wA&bvm=bv.44158598,d.aWc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTdopLyvbY

[Dave]

[Sofa]

[TheBelly]

Weak. Eff it, I'm going to outback for dinner.

[fly boy]

Belly....

Saturday's packed, but if sunday is good, I am going to shoot!!! I still have not forgot. I have 3 new toys since December and haven't even been able to put 1 round down range :(

[Great-Kazoo]

Weak. Eff it, I'm going to outback for dinner.

Didn't they change the name to show support for civil Unions to Bareback. You'll love it Down under[LOL]

[02ducky]

Jim is rocking the Doors on his sign line.

[zteknik]

Yay for the weekend!!![Beer]

[TheBelly]

Didn't they change the name to show support for civil Unions to Bareback. You'll love it Down under[LOL]

Eff it, I'm pitching, not catching.

[TheBelly]

Yay for the weekend!!![Beer]

effin-a right, Bobby

[TheBelly]

Gettin ready for the move south.

[TheBelly]

Lots of crap to get done. I hate moving.

[TheBelly]

5 in a row!

[zteknik]

Yup with the weather being crappy and I have to be home with the kids I get to play with Legos(not the ar type :) )

[TheBelly]

are we the only ones ho-ing it up?

[02ducky]

Nope!

[Mazin]

From my front porch I can see the sea


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[Mazin]

Wassup Patrick!


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[02ducky]

Thebelly has disappeared.

[TheBelly]

I'm here.

if you can't see me, it's because I'm staring at you through my binoculars.

[TheBelly]

and Ducky has disappeared.

[TheBelly]

holy crap it's gettin lazy in here.

[TheBelly]

no worries, gents... I'll hold up the fort.

[TheBelly]

you can't stop theBelly!!!

[TheBelly]

5 in a row (twice in a single page)

[TheBelly]

that's gotta be an effin record!!

[TheBelly]

duck

[TheBelly]

duck...

[TheBelly]

goo------ eff your self!

[TheGrey]

No, you said it wrong, Belly. It's "Duck, duck, greyduck!"

[zteknik]

duck...

Goose??[Coffee]

[TheBelly]

I learned that you can't post the same thing within 5 minutes of the last time you posted something.

[TheBelly]

greyduck? grey goose?

[02ducky]

What I miss I am back!

[02ducky]

Had to contend with iceholes on Craigslist. I like post shit that is gun related there to piss off the masses.

[zteknik]

What I miss I am back!

The colors,the colors man....[Whacko]

[02ducky]

And I am off and running three in a row!

[02ducky]

Spoke too soon. What up Bob?

[02ducky]

Now maybe I am at three in row?

[Ridge]

Back from Park Meadows.

Only on I-225 will you hit heavy traffic at 11pm in blizzard conditions...

[zteknik]

Spoke too soon. What up Bob?
Likeing my new job :)
It's nice to work at a decent shop and get paid for it.
Now I can finaly prep myself for the fishin' season :D

[02ducky]

Oh snap count them 4

[zteknik]

Now maybe I am at three in row?

[oops]

[02ducky]

Likeing my new job :)
It's nice to work at a decent shop and get paid for it.
Now I can finaly prep myself for the fishin' season :D

Ahh fishing haven't been yet this year. Was going to go this weekend, but don't feel like freezing

[zteknik]

YO duck-gotta get with me come fishing season to show me where the good catches are at! :)

[02ducky]

Back from Park Meadows.

Only on I-225 will you hit heavy traffic at 11pm in blizzard conditions...

got crappy quick out there quick.

[02ducky]

YO duck-gotta get with me come fishing season to show me where the good catches are at! :)

Come up to Aurora we can fish Quincy Res or we can go out to Fairplay and fish out there for the day too.

[zteknik]

Back from Park Meadows.

Only on I-225 will you hit heavy traffic at 11pm in blizzard conditions...

That's a suckie drive!
It would be better with no one on the road-but then again it is I 25..

[zteknik]

Come up to Aurora we can fish Quincy Res or we can go out to Fairplay and fish out there for the day too.

When the weather gets warmer I will be sure to do just that!![Beer]

[02ducky]

When the weather gets warmer I will be sure to do just that!![Beer]

That would be awesome. There are a couple lakes we can hit in that area.

[TheBelly]

crap, I'm reading about grip reduction on a Glock.... you do this yet?

[02ducky]

I had a Glock once.... Sold it, hate myself now for doing that.

Want a another one...

[zteknik]

Eh,I was never a fan of the Glock.It just didn't fit well in my hand.

[02ducky]

Shot a Smith MP yet? Pretty nice. I want another AK, eerrrr wait I lost mine in a boating accident.

[zteknik]

Shot a Smith MP yet? Pretty nice. I want another AK, eerrrr wait I lost mine in a boating accident.
Now the Smith fells good in my hand,If one comes around and I have the coin I may just grab it.Hopefully before July.
Yup know what you mean duck.
I lost all my ak's in a bad jump accident,the wind took the cute away yonder to mechico...[Coffee]

[Ridge]

Shot a Smith MP yet? Pretty nice. I want another AK, eerrrr wait I lost mine in a boating accident.

I want to buy another AK as well. Even found myself buying mags for them recently.

[02ducky]

Didn't you just sell yours?

I still like your current collection.

[Ridge]

Yeah, sold it in January. It ended up being nearly half of the down payment on my car.

I like my current collection, too. But nothing could beat the cheap fun of that AK. It was hard to sell. It was the first gun in a long time that consistently put a smile on my face when shooting it.

[zteknik]

Yeah, sold it in January. It ended up being nearly half of the down payment on my car.

I like my current collection, too. But nothing could beat the cheap fun of that AK. It was hard to sell. It was the first gun in a long time that consistently put a smile on my face when shooting it.
You can allways build one cheaper than buying one ;)

[patrick0685]

i so wish i could build one with you guys one day

[zteknik]

i so wish i could build one with you guys one day
We'll leave the light on for ya!![Coffee]

[TheBelly]

night, hos.

[OtterbatHellcat]

eerrrr wait I lost mine in a boating accident.

Yep....or, "No, I traded that stuff off for *fill in the blank* a long time ago"...don't have it anymore.... ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bummer CU lost, but the Rams still have a chance......good luck to those boys today.

[Troublco]

Where all da ho's tonight?

[Troublco]

"Early evening" for those of you in Denver, I suppose...[Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

"Early evening" for those of you in Denver, I suppose...[Coffee]

Watched last nights Spartacus

[Troublco]

Dammit, I missed that...

[patrick0685]

We'll leave the light on for ya!![Coffee]

perfect!

[Great-Kazoo]

Dammit, I missed that...

Yes you did. Also caught up on Justified. Television the way it was meant to be.
Not this pansy ass "reality tv". You as Americans have nothing better to do, then text who you feel should stay on a tv show. I'd wager decent money 50-75% of them have no clue who is in charge if the Pres & VP ate it, who walmart was named for/after , or the easy one, who "the old guy" is on the KFC logo.

[cofi]

Yes you did. Also caught up on Justified. Television the way it was meant to be.
Not this pansy ass "reality tv". You as Americans have nothing better to do, then text who you feel should stay on a tv show. I'd wager decent money 50-75% of them have no clue who is in charge if the Pres & VP ate it, who walmart was named for/after , or the easy one, who "the old guy" is on the KFC logo.

my old neighbors were on a reality tv show

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/apocalypse-101/videos/homestead-fortification/

[Great-Kazoo]

my old neighbors were on a reality tv show

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/apocalypse-101/videos/homestead-fortification/

If denver keeps it up there will be another "reality" show. Called TOTAL RECALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3QOtbW4m0

[cofi]

If denver keeps it up there will be another "reality" show. Called TOTAL RECALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3QOtbW4m0

you are the blackest cranky old white fucker i have ever met :D

[Great-Kazoo]

you are the blackest cranky old white fucker i have ever met :D

here's some more Sheeeeeeeeeet Millie Jackson. Just roll with it. The sheet she raps/ talks is aright. Especially the jerri curl guy and around 13min
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsP7LFTU7c

And of course one of the best albums of it's genre and time period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7hf605a_EE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grO5H0qC16k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grO5H0qC16k)



Last but not least
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=044pqYHbYf4

[OtterbatHellcat]

Anyone else watching SNL right now?

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's kinda suckin'.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight CO AR15... peace.

[10mm-man]

Goodnight CO AR15... peace.


It's that late already?

[Dave]

[Bed]

[OtterbatHellcat]

*clangs pots and pans*

Wake up and start kicking some ass on your final day of the weekend, dammit. Gonna make some bad ass beef pot roast for dinner and lunches this week.

It sometimes gets a little boring eating the same thing for lunch every day, but the cost and time savings during the weeknights are worth it. Our shop usually buys our lunch on Fridays, which is cool.

Hope everyone has a decent enough day... :)

[Great-Kazoo]

*clangs pots and pans*

Wake up and start kicking some ass on your final day of the weekend, dammit. Gonna make some bad ass beef pot roast for dinner and lunches this week.

It sometimes gets a little boring eating the same thing for lunch every day, but the cost and time savings during the weeknights are worth it. Our shop usually buys our lunch on Fridays, which is cool.

Hope everyone has a decent enough day... :)

Shred the left over roast and make some killer enchiladas or taco's. I did a stove top to oven roast. fri and as usual the next day meal was killer.

You could also shred some fo the left over roast. Make some white rice, do up red , yellow or orange peppers and onion / shallots and some Garlic, in a skillet with a touch of olive oil, set aside.
Cook up a balsamic vinaigrette reduction. Reheat in the micro the shredded roast make sure to add a tablespoon of water and toss lightly to coat the beef, cover and nuke for 30-45 sec. Mix the peppers & onion with the rice, beef and pour the reduced vinegarette over it then Bon' Appetite

[Dingo]

Off to bed, too tired to ho it up. I'm not even a real PW ho... just ho-lite. Carbon fiber ho. :-)

[Dingo]

*Sticks head back in room cautiously on way to bed....... * Am I really all alone in here?

[Dingo]

Ho-ing on a Sunday. Gonna get all the bidness to mahself...

[Dingo]

I'm a dingo with a heart of gold....

[Dingo]

5 in a row... I'm on fire.

[Dingo]

6... take that, Ducky... I got yer dynasty right here....

[Dingo]

Gonna have a whole page to myself at this rate.....

[Dingo]

8... holla for ya dollas...

[Dingo]

Ok, the novelty's worn off. Ciao.

[Dingo]

For real.

[Dingo]

[mod edit] too disgusting to leave, refrain from posting your pass time please[/mod edit]

G'night, bitches!!!!

[fly boy]

lol, alrighty than!

[fly boy]

Looks like I am picking up where Dingo left off!

[fly boy]

only punctuation I know right now is !!!!!!!

[fly boy]

whorin in the Rain!

Uh! I mean snow!

[fly boy]

woohooo!!!!

[fly boy]

anyone else not going a thing today?

[fly boy]

what number am I on!

[fly boy]

8 in a row! think I will make ten!

[fly boy]

So close now!

[fly boy]

oh yeah!

[fly boy]

whoring Like a boss!

[fly boy]

and I!m Spent

[fly boy]

it's only 21 degree's outside.... I'm slacking off with a warm fire.

[fly boy]

wow, might make 15

[fly boy]

oh snap! 15 in a row during the day!

[fly boy]

ok, totally pointless posting gets old fast. think I'm going to start adding pictures

[fly boy]

at least 2 charactors?

[fly boy]

Bert and Earney?

[fly boy]

Milo and Otis?

[fly boy]

thelma and loise?

[fly boy]

bonnie and Clyde?

[zteknik]

Cain and Able??

[fly boy]

sweet, half way to a full whore!

[fly boy]

Cain and Able??

DAMNIT!

so close

[fly boy]

Calvin and Hobbs?

[zteknik]

sweet, half way to a full whore!
So does that mean you only have the sniffles and not a cold ?[LOL]

[fly boy]

huh? think you miss quoted

[zteknik]

huh? think you miss quoted

What do you call a whore with a cold??
FULL....

[fly boy]

yep. Don't get it. I am sure there is a crude joke there some where.... maybe the cold is messing with my brain

[zteknik]

yep. Don't get it. I am sure there is a crude joke there some where.... maybe the cold is messing with my brain
[facepalm]The explanation just won't do on a public forum,you'll have to ask somebody,or someone can explain it in a forum freindly way :)

Yea I feel like crap too...Time to get a hot tea and take a nap..

[fly boy]

lol, I am sure it's there. I will figure it out and laugh later

[TheBelly]

sweet, half way to a full whore!

Sooo..... Burning genitals when you pee, but no oozing pustules?

[fly boy]

ha, we had a new LT that we made him thing he got the herpacyphalitus (all STi's in 1). Turns out, he just was eating Ramen noodles WAY to much and the sodium overload was making it hurt when the pee'd.

[Troublco]

ha, we had a new LT that we made him thing he got the herpacyphalitus (all STi's in 1). Turns out, he just was eating Ramen noodles WAY to much and the sodium overload was making it hurt when the pee'd.

It's almost too easy with a new LT; since everyone knows that the absolute dumbest thing on the face of the earth is a new LT (with an exception for those who made it up from the ranks...they generally turn out to be either the best or the worst officers.).

Uh...one more exception. Most new LT's are still smarter than your garden variety Sociamarxilibtard.

[Great-Kazoo]

Calvin and Hobbs?

Martin & lewis

[Great-Kazoo]

Martin & lewis

Abbott & Costello

[Great-Kazoo]

Abbott & Costello

Frick & Frack

[TheGrey]

Frick & Frack

Pete & Repeat

[zteknik]

Frick & Frack
Ozzie and Harriet...[Coffee]

[brutal]

Sven and Ollie

[Troublco]

Calvin and Hobbes

[palepainter]

Cheech and Chong

[buffalobo]

Tex and Kotex

[Dingo]

Turner and Hooch

[buffalobo]

Penn and Teller

[buffalobo]

Tango and Cash

[palepainter]

Uh.....Ren and Stimpy. ;)

[Dingo]

Dumb and Dumber?

[buffalobo]

Bert and Ernie

[Great-Kazoo]

Ren & Stimpy

[Great-Kazoo]

Oil & Vinegar

[brutal]

It's log.

[Great-Kazoo]

It's log.

Cabin, or rolling

[Great-Kazoo]

rollin, rollin, rollin. KEEP THEM DOGGIES ROLLIN

RAW HIDE

GET EM UP MOVE EM UP. GET EM UP. HEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Dingo]

You sneaky fargin' bastich. I gonna rip offa your dwork. I gonna nail it to the wall. I gonna chop offa your boils and put em in a meat grinder. Dirty somunabuch.... my own club!

[USAFGopherMike]

My mother kicked me in the balls once...... once.

[fly boy]

Calvin and Hobbes


Bert and Ernie


Ren & Stimpy

These were all repeats.... You lose. Good day Sir!

[USAFGopherMike]

Two Fried Eggs, order of bacon, order of corned beef hash, biscuit, gravy, grits with butter, salt n pepper. coffee. sourdough toast, rasberry jam... bloody mary.

[waxthis]

Monday........[Bang]

[fly boy]

Two bloody mary's, order of bloody mary, order of bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary with celery, salt n pepper. coffee. bloody mary, bloody mary... shot of tequila.

Fixed for you

[Troublco]

These were all repeats.... You lose. Good day Sir!


Flyboy and Nynco....[Neene2]

[Great-Kazoo]

Flyboy and Nynco....[Neene2]

Didn't realize we were competing.

[Great-Kazoo]

Monday........[Bang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

[TheBelly]

The movers are here.

[GilpinGuy]

Last day of the WSOP at work. [WooHoo]

[waxthis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

Whoa....Now thats a blast from the past!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

Whoa....Now thats a blast from the past!!!

Then kick back and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2TLAxTY9Xs

[Dave]

Whore it up for post 500. [AR15]

[GilpinGuy]

Whore it up for post 500. [AR15]

Nice!

[Dingo]

Sigh.... I remember when I was just a little 500 poster... knee high to a grasshopper. Seems so long ago, now that I'm so seasoned...

[Dingo]

Chugging away toward post 666... that seems to be the next milestone.

[Dingo]

My 666th post will be epic.

[fly boy]

Yrp. Whoring from the android

[TheBelly]

The packers are done, and my life is in boxes around my house. Moving van tomorrow.

[Rooskibar03]

Figured it was high time I finally post in here.

[fly boy]

woohoo!!!

Where you moving to? I am sure it's buried in this thread somewhere, but my mind is shopping for reload equipment! my wife gave me $450, and I need to spend it NOW!.... and sell the best buy gift cards.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Sorry for the slacking kids. Works been kicking my ASS lately. Tired of dealing with dumb sh*ts all day. I come home and shut my self down. No phone, no computer. Uhhh [Bang]

OK got another beer now, I'm good. End of rant!

[Great-Kazoo]

Sorry for the slacking kids. Works been kicking my ASS lately. Tired of dealing with dumb sh*ts all day. I come home and shut my self down. No phone, no computer. Uhhh [Bang]

OK got another beer now, I'm good. End of rant!


Drink 2 and call us in the morning

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Drink 2 and call us in the morning
Thank you sir may I have another??!! [Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

Thank you sir may I have another??!! [Beer]

Sure but don't swallow the cap, this time. AND REMEMBER to put the SEAT UP after you pee!

[fly boy]

chugged some box wine, and pounded back 2 16oz'rs...... tomorrow will be a coffee and asprin morning for sure!

[TheBelly]

woohoo!!!

Where you moving to? I am sure it's buried in this thread somewhere, but my mind is shopping for reload equipment! my wife gave me $450, and I need to spend it NOW!.... and sell the best buy gift cards.

Texas..... Just in time for the hot muggy season.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Sure but don't swallow the cap, this time. AND REMEMBER to put the SEAT UP after you pee!
Sh*t no wonder I'm single. Fold the cap 1st and it passes much easier. [ROFL2]

[Great-Kazoo]

chugged some box wine, and pounded back 2 16oz'rs...... tomorrow will be a coffee and asprin morning for sure!

You need to stop drinking at the Green Door.

[fly boy]

Texas..... Just in time for the hot muggy season.

Hell yeah!! Maybe I will see you down there. Trying for an instructor position in Wichita Falls



You need to stop drinking at the Green Door.

LOL, Don't judge me! How do you know about the Green door?

[Great-Kazoo]

Hell yeah!! Maybe I will see you down there. Trying for an instructor position in Wichita Falls




LOL, Don't judge me! How do you know about the Green door?

I'vei been hitting the GD on n off since 85. Lots of strippers falling off "the stage" walking out to chicks[hypothetically] turnin tricks off guys mc's, or showing new yoga positions, Closing it down etc. The beagles nest ones top that.
Check, Double Check, Serious Business, You Betcha.

[waxthis]

Someone say strippers, when, where?[Ban1]

[fly boy]

Green Door, April 5th!

Bring some quarters for the Juke box. [LOL]

[fly boy]

holy 12 hours

[USAFGopherMike]

I hear that place is a dump.


Green Door, April 5th!

Bring some quarters for the Juke box. [LOL]

[TheBelly]

Blah blah blah.....

[Great-Kazoo]

I hear that place is a dump.

Not to connoisseurs of cheap dives, non-existent rest rooms and watered down drinks. If your shoes don't get stuck to the floor when you walk , YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE, OH.......

[fly boy]

Not to connoisseurs of cheap dives, non-existent rest rooms and watered down drinks. If your shoes don't get stuck to the floor when you walk , YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE, OH.......

WHOA, we must be talking about the wrong place.......


Step up to the bar after paying the $2 cover charge... yes, $2.
order a rum n coke, or vodka and red bull - $5.... but put a $10 and tell them to keep the change.
Turn around, see some boobies, shudder, turn around
Ask bartender for another rum and coke, or vodka redbull - and add some liqour this time. pay $5, then drop $1 for tip.
turn around, see a midget, shudder, turn around
order the last round. tip, finish drink. wink at bartender
turn around, and see some boobies
RUN LIKE HELL to the cab, and take the taxi to the Den.


[LOL]

[Mazin]

Where all the women at? Someone said something about strippers and I was going to give out a few tricks for some free lap dances ;)


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[fly boy]

Looking for a 225/50/15 snow tire replacement..... I can have a 215/50/15 or 215/55/15 replacement.

Stupid Can-Am Spyder and it's unique wheel size..... and drinking half a box of wine. I'mgoing to bed.

[TheBelly]

Go home fly boy, you're drunk!

[HoneyBadger]

Yay, I finally got the internets at my new crib!

[Great-Kazoo]

Yay, I finally got the internets at my new crib!

Crib? that like sleeping on the couch.

[HoneyBadger]

No. I have a new crib. I have lots of other new baby stuff too.

[Great-Kazoo]

No. I have a new crib. I have lots of other new baby stuff too.

Kinky, role playing is supposed to be "healthy" for the relationship.

[HoneyBadger]

Oh, we're well past role playing... Little HoneyBadger will be here any day now!

[patrick0685]

congrats!

[TheBelly]

Oh, we're well past role playing... Little HoneyBadger will be here any day now!

Is it human?

[fly boy]

Go home fly boy, you're drunk!

Thanks for the advice last night.

[HoneyBadger]

Is it human?
"It" is my son, Michael.

[patrick0685]

must be warming up in CO the whore are not here as often

[fly boy]

it was a great day today! I got the bike out

[TheBelly]

"It" is my son, Michael.

I didn't want to assume. I might have been a velociraptor. Congrats! [Beer]

[TheBelly]

it was a great day today! I got the bike out

Pm inbound....

[fly boy]

Pm inbound....

PM outbound

[spittoon]

it was a great day today! I got the bike out
Same here but i had to crack the can of start to her, she is barn sower

[HoneyBadger]

I didn't want to assume. I might have been a velociraptor. Congrats! [Beer]

Thanks man! I might have been just as thrilled if he had been a velociraptor, but from the ultrasound, he didn't look much like a dinosaur.

[GilpinGuy]

Same here but i had to crack the can of start to her, she is barn sower

Man...WTF does this mean?

[Great-Kazoo]

Man...WTF does this mean?

He used one of the worse things for ic engines, Ether . Especially if it's a FI system.

[GilpinGuy]

He used one of the worse things for ic engines, Ether . Especially if it's a FI system.

So when I "jump start" my snow blower with a shot of ether, it's bad news?? Serioiusly, there's no way I can crank this beeotch without some ether when it's below about zero. I can pull until my arm falls off. One shot of ether and BOOOM and it'll run fine.

[Great-Kazoo]

So when I "jump start" my snow blower with a shot of ether, it's bad news?? Serioiusly, there's no way I can crank this beeotch without some ether when it's below about zero. I can pull until my arm falls off. One shot of ether and BOOOM and it'll run fine.

Once or 2x over all if necessary. Continued use destroys the motor. What weight oil you running? We keep ours in the garage, when needed if it doesn't go on pull #4 hit the start button.

[brutal]

Put on a primer kit. Most new blowers/mowers already have them.

My old crappy little 24" 5.5 HP Craftsman blower has one and starts with one or two pulls every time.

[yankeefan98121]

what's up whores!

been awhile

[Great-Kazoo]

what's up whores!

been awhile

Not for us

[TheBelly]

My motorcycle battery is dead. Gotta get that taken care of.

[Great-Kazoo]

My motorcycle battery is dead. Gotta get that taken care of.

do it when you get to ft clitorialhood. Once in tejas you'll be putting more throttle time on. BTW: Them Okie june bugs like tx too AND they hurt something fierce when you're running over 40-50mph

[TheBelly]

do it when you get to ft clitorialhood. Once in tejas you'll be putting more throttle time on. BTW: Them Okie june bugs like tx too AND they hurt something fierce when you're running over 40-50mph

LoL

[Ridge]

I love screwing with the anti's...

http://puu.sh/2qu0t

[yankeefan98121]

Not for us

I'm a cunt though

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm a cunt though

Take 2 and call us in the am

[Monky]

So I'm stuck in the 'taint for a couple weeks. Spyder's bitch ass isn't here.

[zteknik]

Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!

[wax_job]

Mmm... dev'ld eggs tomorrow... And ham... I should just wear a shirt that says "stay back 20ft"

[TheBelly]

That happens if I eat onions.

[USAFGopherMike]

Onions and fried egg with taylor ham on a toasted rosemary bagel with garlic cream cheese.

[wax_job]

Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.

[Great-Kazoo]

Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.

juevos rancheros no queso, big old home made (where else) malted thick shake, BACON, BACON, ER stop on the way to friends dinner.

[wax_job]

[QUOTE=jim;1052945] BACON, BACON, ER /QUOTE]

Ha!

[blacklabel]

I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.

[Great-Kazoo]

I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.

YES i call and also when out order it the same way. You get some weird reactions, then again the ones who get it go "ha ha i have to remember that one"

lets do some range time when you have a few free

[bogie]

I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.

[TheBelly]

Bogie, what is wrong with you?

happy Easter, if that's your persuasion. Happy Bunnie, if fertility is your thing.

[bogie]

Bogie, what is wrong with you?

happy Easter, if that's your persuasion. Happy Bunnie, if fertility is your thing.

I don't know what's wrong with me but the dream was weird, in a good way. I'm waiting for dream interpretations.

Happy Easter

[USAFGopherMike]

Bogie, clearly your brain wants you to eat some cereal then go do some target practice.

[TheBelly]

I agree. Eat cereal, and deliver all your .22lr ammo to me.

[bogie]

Okay but why Dionne? Is it better that I don't know????

[Great-Kazoo]

I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4p2JwZuiCA

[Ridge]

About 20 minutes ago, saw Marine One leave Buckley and fly southwest.

[blacklabel]

lets do some range time when you have a few free

Sounds good to me.

[Great-Kazoo]

> < This close to April FOOLS

[Great-Kazoo]

> < This close to April FOOLS

Now it's this much past ><

[Ridge]

War Thunder is a world war two air combat game. They made a special mod for today:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSdPx8Nu-U

[OtterbatHellcat]

I could use an experienced whore right now. Not a post whore.....you know what I really mean.

[OtterbatHellcat]

One who is willing to go the extra mile, and do the things that an energetic man is interested in doing.

Like playing naked twister with penetration.... or, hanging upside down from the banister in a french maids outfit, in a two person bungy chord set up. You know.....gettin' real about it.

:D

[02ducky]

[werdo]Looks like another account got hacked...

[patrick0685]

who wouldnt want that?

[USAFGopherMike]

who wouldnt want that?

^ This.

[Dingo]

I just had some very un-"married-people" sex with my wife. Like "sex-with-a-preachers-daughter-just-looking-to-piss-her-parents-off" type sex. Life is good.

That is all. Resume the ho train. [Coffee]

[GilpinGuy]

Ho train resumed. No "preachers daughter" sex tonight, so I'm ho'in.

[waxthis]

All I can say is Atlanta's airport is a shit hole, and Delta needs some new planes... Good god!

[Great-Kazoo]

All I can say is Atlanta's airport is a shit hole, and Delta needs some new planes... Good god!

Try Will Rogers INTERNATIONAL in OKC
First time i was there, the rest rooms were down the hall, AND OUTSIDE to the latrines!