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Amazon has first run should be in theatre movies for $20. This is actually cheaper for me and my family then going to the movies.
3beansalad
04-19-2020, 20:52
Put a brisket on the smoker this morning. 10 hours or so. Couple hours to rest and... damnhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200420/960b00ff8728ae6f377e889a757eeae4.jpg
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We ate a brisket as well, and the brisket above looks delicious! :D
OtterbatHellcat
04-19-2020, 21:09
Yes it does.
3beansalad
04-19-2020, 21:28
I always remove the point from the flat and stack them prior to smoking. I have a smallish electric smoker. Did an hour of Mesquite before switching to hickory.
5 ish hours of smoke then foil wrapped until it reached 200 degrees. Rest for two hours before serving... it'll do!
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OtterbatHellcat
04-20-2020, 04:53
Since it is that time of year now, if you're in the market for getting a new string trimmer for your property...I'd recommend getting an Echo brand.
I got my first one about 10 yrs. ago and beat it up on an acre property in Buie, then four more years at my last home in Denver. The thing has been in storage for at least two years and I got it going again on Saturday. Yeah it was pissed off at first, but that thing ran....and I was impressed. (SRM-210) dual feed, two stroke.
Of course I only made the ceremonious first 30 ft, and had to re-spool the string....gah!
Oh, yeah. Weren?t the taxes from that going to make such a positive difference for the state? What happened to that promise?
(Sarcasm alert)
Great-Kazoo
04-20-2020, 07:54
Oh, yeah. Weren?t the taxes from that going to make such a positive difference for the state? What happened to that promise?
(Sarcasm alert)
Well, it is an Essential Business
whitewalrus
04-20-2020, 10:11
Oh, yeah. Weren?t the taxes from that going to make such a positive difference for the state? What happened to that promise?
(Sarcasm alert)
They just route the money that was going to those causes to something else. And people continue to vote for tax increases. All you have to do is make part of the money go towards one of the following: public safety, education, or roads.
whitewalrus
04-20-2020, 10:14
Put a brisket on the smoker this morning. 10 hours or so. Couple hours to rest and... damnhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200420/960b00ff8728ae6f377e889a757eeae4.jpg
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Looks good!
SideShow Bob
04-20-2020, 12:30
Happy canibus day!
How about bowing your head for a minute of silence for the Columbine victims & hero?s ?
How soon we forget.
How about bowing your head for a minute of silence for the Columbine victims & hero?s ?
How soon we forget.
Just have to be concerned about it being confused for recognizing Hitler's birthday.
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 19:09
How did I not know what the phrase jimmy hat meant? While I suspected, I had to google it. Funny what I don't know.
How did I not know what the phrase jimmy hat meant? While I suspected, I had to google it. Funny what I don't know.
2:09
http://youtu.be/Kue0SCwrc5s
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 19:25
Never saw it
Great-Kazoo
04-20-2020, 20:32
Just have to be concerned about it being confused for recognizing Hitler's birthday.
or the Murrah building in OKC
Never saw it
So...you don't know about a desk pop?
Great-Kazoo
04-20-2020, 21:04
So...you don't know about a desk pop?
that like a lunch time quickie?
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 21:24
So...you don't know about a desk pop?
If its a reference specific to the movie I just said I haven't seen then no, obviously.
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 21:43
I am so f**king bored.
Fentonite nailed it with the 93rd of April.
hurley842002
04-20-2020, 21:51
I am so f**king bored.
Fentonite nailed it with the 93rd of April.Come visit your family in Tucson, places to shoot for daaaaayzzz
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Great-Kazoo
04-20-2020, 21:53
Come visit your family in Tucson, places to shoot for daaaaayzzz
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flights are real cheap, too.
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 21:57
Come visit your family in Tucson, places to shoot for daaaaayzzz
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My MIL is super high risk for lung issues.
So no family visits right now.
Im having surgery soon so I can't be running off either.
hurley842002
04-20-2020, 22:09
My MIL is super high risk for lung issues.
So no family visits right now.
Im having surgery soon so I can't be running off either.Ahhh makes sense, good luck with your surgery.
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ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 22:12
The Saguaros should be blooming soon. Take a few pics if you think of it.
ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 22:14
Ahhh makes sense, good luck with your surgery.
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Thanks. Means no competitions for a while. Super sucky.
Thanks. Means no competitions for a while. Super sucky.
You can still eat burritos tho right?
hurley842002
04-20-2020, 22:19
The Saguaros should be blooming soon. Take a few pics if you think of it.Absolutely, I bought a new phone recently because I didn't feel my last one was doing the dessert beauty justice.
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ChickNorris
04-20-2020, 22:23
You can still eat burritos tho right?
Yes. -lol
Thanks. Means no competitions for a while. Super sucky.
Maybe you can have a recovery competition. See if you can recover faster than everyone else.
Yes. -lol
Bright side mode engaged
I hope everything goes well with your surgery, CN.
Damn dog started barking like crazy this morning....early. Don't know what set him off, but he wouldn't shut up, even after we locked him inside. I'm so tired right now.
flights are real cheap, too.
No shit,
I booked a last minute emergency flight to Phx for work 3 days out and it was $126 and an empty plane I surely would have been upgraded with my lowly silver status.
Cancelled last last minute the next day so I ended up not going.
Absolutely, I bought a new phone recently because I didn't feel my last one was doing the dessert beauty justice.
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Wow, S20. Who's the baller now?
hurley842002
04-21-2020, 10:45
Wow, S20. Who's the baller now?Divided into 24 convenient payments lol. I was using an IPhone 7, so I felt it was time.
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ChickNorris
04-21-2020, 22:22
Re: surgery
Thanks everyone.
Divided into 24 convenient payments lol. I was using an IPhone 7, so I felt it was time.
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Time for me to check on a cheap upgrade to an S10.
I've now broken my second Google Pixel screen. Went decades without ever breaking a screen.
I've now broken my second Google Pixel screen. Went decades without ever breaking a screen.
You're doing it wrong
12 years of using a same stove/oven. It looks nasty.
Just finished cleaning the corner of a countertop that was adj of stove. Many minutes of scrubbing with scotch pad.
New one coming between 7 to 11am window.
[Coffee]
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 02:17
I've now broken my second Google Pixel screen. Went decades without ever breaking a screen.
You're doing it wrong
Why do it right if you can do it often?
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 02:18
12 years of using a same stove/oven. It looks nasty.
Just finished cleaning the corner of a countertop that was adj of stove. Many minutes of scrubbing with scotch pad.
New one coming between 7 to 11am window.
[Coffee]
I like new home items too.
12 years of using a same stove/oven. It looks nasty.
Just finished cleaning the corner of a countertop that was adj of stove. Many minutes of scrubbing with scotch pad.
New one coming between 7 to 11am window.
[Coffee]
So you're expecting it around 2:30, then? [dig]
Great-Kazoo
04-22-2020, 07:24
as i'm watching the meteor showers this morning, 2ish CO time. I realized i have a dr apt @ 7:45 today...
Good reason to stop at a small donut shop in prescott . Not being able to browse the wall of donuts with drive thru only, will suck. And i'll take one of those, middle rack right side, no the other rack.
I like new home items too.
Old appliance was a gift from my mother in law for moving in present.
Do you think it is a good idea to send in law a photo of old appliance and thank her for an appliance we needed 12 years ago?
It was a great 12 years.
Only thing is that it is very dirty. [LOL]
So you're expecting it around 2:30, then? [dig]
LOL. Close.
We had to make a clear path for appliance, so it took us about 30min more. We slept before 3am and woke up at 7:30.
Btw. I am glad that delivery people had mask and glove. Not because of respiratory infection, but mask and glove was essential for touching my old appliance.
[Coffee]
Re: surgery
Thanks everyone.
If you need anything, please reach out.
hurley842002
04-22-2020, 10:30
Well we got all of our crap delivered to the new house yesterday, and wouldn't ya know, we (my wife) still has waaaay too much stuff, despite adding a thousand square feet to our living situation.
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You're doing it wrong
That's the Steve Jobs answer when it's an iPhone, not an Android. ;^)
So you're expecting it around 2:30, then? [dig]
Maybe. Or could be tomorrow?
(I've had that happen)
Decisions decisions... registering to vote. American Constitution Party or *blech* Republican.
Decisions decisions... registering to vote. American Constitution Party or *blech* Republican.
Can't you do "unaffiliated?"
Then you can help the D's with their primary.
I could... but I'd rather try to stave off a RINO than scuttle the Dem candidate. I see both sides to it, but the RINOs are a worse enemy imo.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:43
Many little footprints on my corner. Either OBC or Mazin has been working midgets in the hood again.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:45
Ho down!
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 17:45
Many little footprints on my corner. Either OBC or Mazin has been working midgets in the hood again.
?
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:45
Looks back to see how.many you bitches hit the floor.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 17:46
I thought Ray was the midget wrangler.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:47
?Them boys got this thing about midgets.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:47
OBC used to stash them in the basement.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:48
To hide them from the carpet munchers across the street.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:49
Mazin pimped them on the corner in summer and sent them to help Santa in the winter.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 17:49
I want whatever you drank, ate or smoked.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:50
High on post run.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:50
It is the PWT ya know.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 17:51
My post run has a limiter installed... no fair
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:53
Hit all the bases.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:53
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:54
Randall has the best lisp.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:54
My post run has a limiter installed... no fairThis is PWT, no limits.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:56
Unless Jerry comes looking for OBC.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:57
GK, you Hamid set up down there.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:57
Sounds like you got the garage sale circuit covered.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 17:59
Is that a euphemism for sliding in to midget home?Not sure, I stay away from midgets, they are always under foot tripping your azz.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:00
Arms are sore from raking today.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:00
Planting trees to build up and extend our windbreak.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:00
I deleted that.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:01
Started with 90, 63 to go.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:02
Haha, I quoted it first.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:02
That always happens to me.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:02
Bare root or...& what kind of trees?
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:02
Somebody quotes it before I change my mind.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:03
Then I have a quandry.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:03
Do I use mod powers to fix or just take my lumps.
I could probably be a bouncer at a nightclub for little people.
Maybe.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:04
Do I use mod powers to fix or just take my lumps.
Leave it... like a speed bump
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:07
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UKyhTX9LQEA
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:07
Bare root or...& what kind of trees?All bare root from Morgan Conservation District.
30 Eastern Red Cedar
10 Spruce(don't remember flavor, original was oos and had to sub)
10 Honeylocust
10 Plains cottonwood
10 Colo Blue Spruce
20 Austrian pine
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:08
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UKyhTX9LQEAClaaaaassssiiiiicccc
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:09
Yeah, usually just take lumps.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:10
Gotta make your own forest.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:11
Only a few of the deciduous trees are getting used in the windbreak.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:13
I can't imagine the honey locusts will fair well out there. Have any established from previous plantings?
Hopefully you got the honey locusts without the thorns.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:24
I can't imagine the honey locusts will fair well out there. Have any established from previous plantings?Got two I planted 15+ years ago, got them from Arbor Day Foundation. Doing well.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:25
Hopefully you got the honey locusts without the thorns.Looks like most of these will thorn out. The ones I reference above no thorns.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:25
Pic?
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:28
Most of the trees do well as long as keep deer and rabbits off of them.
We did lose a bunch of trees from original windbreak to drought 2003-2005.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:29
Pic?Maybe.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:30
Wait, pic of what?
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:33
Wait, pic of what?
Giggle
I meant the locust trees
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:38
I don't know. Just trimmed one up for first time in 15 yrs. Don't want everybody to make fun of my ungroomed tree and my poor trimming skills.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:38
Seriously?
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:39
I will get pic when go out to work out the princess.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:39
Seriously?No not seriously.
That was funny.
I have a honey locust in my yard. I can snap a picture if you want to see.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:40
It was ish
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 18:42
I have a honey locust in my yard. I can snap a picture if you want to see.
Im curious as to the over all condition & size of it for its age, compared to ones in the city.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 18:48
Im curious as to the over all condition & size of it for its age, compared to ones in the city.Short IMO. They seem to be relatively healthy for the lack of care they got for first 15 years.
Ta da. Honey locust.
It?s always a late bloomer for some reason. And I?m sure I need to do some trimming.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200423/929aaaed103acd9136451895068db128.jpg
Turns out that our home owners insurance was never cancelled after we sold our house in CO - we mistakenly thought it had been as part of the sale process. And since it was paid through escrow, we thought that unused difference was included in the payout when we sold. It wasn’t. So today my wife was on the phone with USAA and this all came out. They calculated the overpayment we were owed and deposited it today. Nice. 800+ bucks we didn’t know about.
I could... but I'd rather try to stave off a RINO than scuttle the Dem candidate. I see both sides to it, but the RINOs are a worse enemy imo.
The system is changed. Don't have to be registered to vote in the Rep. primary. Unaffilliated can go either way.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 20:45
There's something weird going on with the 'last' page of this thread.
encorehunter
04-22-2020, 20:49
Not just this one. It is on a few others as well.
There's something weird going on with the 'last' page of this thread.
Not just this one. It is on a few others as well.
+1
Yup. Other thread as well.
Happens occasionally. It will be super annoying today, but be fixed on it's own by tomorrow.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 20:53
I just saw im less than 100 posts from 10k.
Had that problem in the Covid thread. Won't progress to the last 2 identified pages.
Database issues?
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 21:04
2? I see 4 that wont.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 21:14
What's the weird?
Says there are like three more pages to view, but any you click takes you to the top of the last page, which is the current page you are viewing. Happens at least once a month I'd say. Seems to be fixed at the moment.
Nope. This thread is still saying there's a page 10098 and I'm on 10097.
Fixed for me on computer, but probably still broke on phone. I'm only showing 2,525 pages.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 21:21
Looks like this. Kazoo's was the last post but there are 4 mystery pages.
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 21:23
They were planted 15-17 years ago. Came as 3' tall bare root. Planted them, battled rabbits couple weeks til I surrounded them with chicken wire buried 6" deep. Just pulled it away from small tree a week ago when I trimmed it.
They both survived the drought in early/mid 2000's with little help or attention. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200423/80cae7371701260d3b0b90ae6f980bcb.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200423/8ae79e6b0ad4be1d300655597d7c6b8d.jpg
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 21:26
I have seen that before on laptop, which is usually late nite weekends for me, after many beers, thought maybe it was just me when it seemed fixed a short time later.
Ta da. Honey locust.
It?s always a late bloomer for some reason. And I?m sure I need to do some trimming.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200423/929aaaed103acd9136451895068db128.jpg
Locust is a bad word around our house right now. Last Saturday, I took a chainsaw to a locust thinking it was an unwanted Russian Olive that was nearby. Instead it was a volunteer locust that came up in just the right place in our yard, matching another 25 year old locust on the other side of the house. My wife has been babying the tree for 5 years, and in two seconds I destroyed it. It's going to cost me big time to replace it.
r
Look at the sky peeps. No smog, so you can see the stars clearly.
Look at the sky peeps. No smog, so you can see the stars clearly.
Fake news fucking liberal
buffalobo
04-22-2020, 21:57
Locust is a bad word around our house right now. Last Saturday, I took a chainsaw to a locust thinking it was an unwanted Russian Olive that was nearby. Instead it was a volunteer locust that came up in just the right place in our yard, matching another 25 year old locust on the other side of the house. My wife has been babying the tree for 5 years, and in two seconds I destroyed it. It's going to cost me big time to replace it.
rSorry to hear the news of your demotion to subhuman. I did similar to a "treasured" raspberry bush a couple years ago.
Fake news fucking liberal
Bro, put down the wrench and go outside.
Sitting outside. Got an old fashioned, got my doggo, got my super blankie. The Sky is wow.
Bro, put down the wrench and go outside.
You know I'm messing with you.
You know I'm messing with you.
I know. Your first reply made me laugh.
Cheers.
Funny pictures thread is like 6 pages ahead of me in the space time continuum.
Funny pictures thread won't load for me.
81131
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:51
You should stop hoarding cookies.
More silly.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:51
So bored. Waiting around for what. Ugh.
Funny pictures thread won't load for me.
81131
It knows you don't like Medical Police so that thread put you on ignore.
Sorry to hear the news of your demotion to subhuman. I did similar to a "treasured" raspberry bush a couple years ago.
You described it perfectly. Fu k.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:54
I returned home once to find a 70 yo Forsythia missing from my yard.
I chopped down a mature grape vine that was probably 40 years old in my back yard.
And to answer your other question, same can of corn, aggressively used a different way. No imagination necessary for this joke folks.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:55
Bloody tree service cut it & ground the stump out instead of the freaking elm tree in my neighbor's yard. Who is THAT stupid?!
That's what you get for being away for 70 years.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:57
I chopped down a mature grape vine that was probably 40 years old in my back yard.
And to answer your other question, same can of corn, aggressively used a different way. No imagination necessary for this joke folks.
Flirt
Wait.... whut?
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 22:59
Baby corn did come to mind... derp.
Baby corn did come to mind... derp.
Ooh, an asian flair.
Bloody tree service cut it & ground the stump out instead of the freaking elm tree in my neighbor's yard. Who is THAT stupid?!
I never knew Forsythia could get Dutch Elm Disease. Learned something new today.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 23:03
Ooh, an asian flair.
Im not allowed to post the reply to that
Im not allowed to post the reply to that
....but it could be PMed. [Coffee]
OtterbatHellcat
04-22-2020, 23:09
Many little footprints on my corner. Either OBC or Mazin has been working midgets in the hood again.
That'll never stick in court.
*shuffles various papers at the desk to seem serious*
I do have cookie dough in the fridge. I should delete some cookies tomorrow.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 23:24
Here's something new, I'm going to get a skin graft after they cut a chunk of my leg out next week.
No competitions for me for a while, unfortunately.
OtterbatHellcat
04-22-2020, 23:27
I'm sorry to hear about your situation, CN. I hope the best for you through the procedure(s), and a speedy and healthy recovery.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 23:29
Thanks.
Here's something new, I'm going to get a skin graft after they cut a chunk of my leg out next week.
No competitions for me for a while, unfortunately.
Well....none of that sounds like fun. Ouch. Hope you heal up quick!
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 23:35
Not all is doom & gloom. Scars are sexy
Here's something new, I'm going to get a skin graft after they cut a chunk of my leg out next week.
No competitions for me for a while, unfortunately.
Do you need a donor? I have lots of extra skin.
Do you need a donor? I have lots of extra skin.
I think this thread has finally gotten awkward.
ChickNorris
04-22-2020, 23:55
Do you need a donor? I have lots of extra skin.
Everybody is flirting tonight. Giggle
I think this thread has finally gotten awkward.
You can always tell whose wives read the board and whose don't.
Quick! Someone make a Buffalo Bill joke!
There's a dream I have where I sail away
Looking back I wave at you, and I wave goodbye
Do you need a donor? I have lots of extra skin.
Fore or aft?
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 00:12
Im waiting for my covid test to come back so they can get on with the schedule, otherwise they would have done it already. Annoyed how its almost time to get back to normalcy but they're doing hurry up & wait @ the hospital.
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 00:13
There's a dream I have where I sail away
Looking back I wave at you, and I wave goodbye
Who are you waving @?
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 00:23
From?
There's a dream I have where I sail away
Looking back I wave at you, and I wave goodbye
That wasn?t a dream. You were watching LOTR again.
Great-Kazoo
04-23-2020, 01:56
There's a dream I have where I sail away
Looking back I wave at you, and I wave goodbye
That's like 2 mirrors facing each other, with you in the middle. It's you looking at you, looking at you..
Great-Kazoo
04-23-2020, 01:57
Not all is doom & gloom. Scars are sexy
Mmmm you don't say.
OtterbatHellcat
04-23-2020, 02:40
That's like 2 mirrors facing each other, with you in the middle. It's you looking at you, looking at you..
That dream sounds so much better than the shit that poisons my spirit almost nightly.....Stephen King kinda stuff.
OtterbatHellcat
04-23-2020, 02:45
The "spirit" of every animal I saw was beside the animal at all times. You could reach into the spirit, but you didn't know what part of it you would get when you did.
The "spirit" of every animal I saw was beside the animal at all times. You could reach into the spirit, but you didn't know what part of it you would get when you did.
You eating peyote in the desert now?
Not all is doom & gloom. Scars are sexy
Just get some tattoos to hide the scar or distract from it.
Great-Kazoo
04-23-2020, 07:39
Just get some tattoos to hide the scar or distract from it.
Tattoos, ewwwww
I heard a prosthetic hides the visible scars, fairly well. Or pants
Great-Kazoo
04-23-2020, 07:46
You eating peyote in the desert now?
The scream of the butterfly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dpuIMLugCw
Uh oh. Bad news guys. ICP is canceling their 2020 Gathering because they "refuse to risk even one Juggalo life."
https://metalinjection.net/news/icp-cancel-gathering-2020-we-refuse-to-risk-even-one-juggalo-life?fbclid=IwAR2ejO9fR1zCqixQhxkCfddBAZk2d5uIB5Jo-1oT2sDj1uXps0TCaUnGRGw
I'm sure the diabetes and drug overdoses will still take juggalo lives.
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 14:14
Just get some tattoos to hide the scar or distract from it.
Why?
Show people the scar and say, "They insisted the gun wasn't loaded." when they ask why you're a safety nazi.
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 14:39
If Im going to make up stories, let's add SideShowBob's errant chainsaw...
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 14:44
Squirrel army?
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 14:47
Epilady session gone very wrong...
Been on hold with my processor for 44 minutes and counting. Called yesterday and was on hold for 20 minutes before I gave up.
I'm on speaker phone with 73% battery left. I've already unloaded and loaded the dishwasher and taken out the trash. Going to start getting set-up in the garage soon. I haven't been able to reach a live person in any department so far.
Great-Kazoo
04-23-2020, 17:31
Epilady session gone very wrong...
When people ask me i say. Ask me about Shark Week.
So many stories of interacting with people who literally have that OMG i feel so bad for this person look.
Oh yeah minding my own business on vacation when. GRAB! Next thing i know i'm falling over in the surf into a rapidly expanding pool of redish water.
My 2 weeks in Ozstrailia turned in to 6 months, between surgery and rehab.
Oh i'm so sorry that happened, yeah me too.
Or tell them, i got it cut off while juggling chain saws.
buffalobo
04-23-2020, 20:05
Poodles in the press.
ChickNorris
04-23-2020, 20:06
Pardon?
This year's NFL draft pick is different..
buffalobo
04-23-2020, 20:19
Statement about media by a media person.
buffalobo
04-23-2020, 21:19
Irving, you got out of the chicken business?
Yeah I gave them all away. So now I have a coop that I could never sell for what it's actually worth, and no chickens right when there was a run on food.
Yeah I gave them all away. So now I have a coop that I could never sell for what it's actually worth, and no chickens right when there was a run on food.
Sounds like you’re in the doghouse.
How much do you weigh on the hoof?
OtterbatHellcat
04-23-2020, 23:49
You eating peyote in the desert now?
No, but I'm willing to learn. Is there a place for that?
Sounds like you’re in the doghouse.
How much do you weigh on the hoof?
Heh. She was the one that wanted then gone.
OtterbatHellcat
04-24-2020, 01:10
I like chicken AND eggs, though I do not know which one I like first.
OtterbatHellcat
04-24-2020, 02:11
Where's Jerry?
Where's Jerry?
JerryMRC ?
Germany still I think...
buffalobo
04-24-2020, 07:35
Where's Jerry?
JerryMRC ?
Germany still I think...Yep, still at dream job in the Rhineland.
He checks in now and again.
ChickNorris
04-24-2020, 09:17
Yep, still at dream job in the Rhineland.
He checks in now and again.
Been a few though, least publicly. Hope all is well
Howdy folks. Happy Friday.
Great-Kazoo
04-24-2020, 10:30
Howdy folks. Happy Friday.
Is it. 1 teleconference this morning , not too bad.
What really sucks is all those stay at home fuckers have been unleashed. 15 calls from CO area codes.
All of them i "presume" based on the 1 i answered are welcoming me to my new visa, mastercard etc membership.
buffalobo
04-24-2020, 10:40
I think we could use a 747 for a kite today.
Spring gusties.
May have to tie an anchor to Reba tail.
buffalobo
04-24-2020, 10:42
Good thing working inside today. New tile floor master bath.
buffalobo
04-24-2020, 10:42
Maybe.
buffalobo
04-24-2020, 10:44
Unless can find a very big kite, could clamp spool to tractor to keep from being dragged away.
Pupper twisted his right hind leg. Got it caught in the recliner foot rest while he was climbing off of us (85lb. lap dog). He's a little gimpy today. Nothing seems permanent and manipulation doesn't cause him pain. Still wants to play fetch, but he's getting a day off today. If it doesn't improve, he'll be going to the vet. [Tooth]
OtterbatHellcat
04-24-2020, 22:53
I was hiding from ours at the end of the couch when she was in the middle of fetching a toy....and I startled her run, and she kinda crashed into an end table. I sure felt bad about it, but by the next morning showed no ill effect of the incident.
Sure was concerned at the time though cause she was limping pretty good.
OtterbatHellcat
04-25-2020, 00:27
A helicopter ate shit in a Phoenix suburb park today, two souls onboard and one didn't make it. There is a video of it, but it was unpleasant to view so I won't include a link.
Witnesses said the tail rotor "came off".
A helicopter ate shit in a Phoenix suburb park today, two souls onboard and one didn't make it. There is a video of it, but it was unpleasant to view so I won't include a link.
Witnesses said the tail rotor "came off".
From what I could find, the tail rotor was at the scene of the crash. The rotation before the crash indicates that the tail rotor wasn't countering the torque of the main rotor, but it appears that it was still attached until the crash. It can happen.
OtterbatHellcat
04-25-2020, 01:35
Hey G,
However that craft became uncontrollable is really unfortunate. It sucked watching a person trying like hell to save it.
Yeah, totally sucks. Some forward momentum can sometimes allow more control, but it appears they spun all the way to the ground. Not sure if it was luck that they landed at an empty park, or if some skill was involved. Helicopters are risky, like crossing the street, or taking a shower. That was a tough situation. Either way, glad to hear that someone survived and more people weren't hurt. I hope the survivor makes a complete recovery and prayers go out to the deceased.
Now my snarky side:
I hope the deceased individual doesn't test positive for Covid-19.
Just got pupper back from the vet. He hurt his ankle, nothing obvious in X-rays, but they'll go to a radiologist for a closer look. Got some pain meds and he gets less activity for a bit. Gave him one of his flavored meds and he is OUT. Sleeping hard on the recliner next to the spousal unit.
ChickNorris
04-25-2020, 18:53
Hope he heals up quick Gman.
ChickNorris
04-25-2020, 18:54
Wonderful day at the range today. Little joys.
Great-Kazoo
04-25-2020, 22:17
Wonderful day at the range today. Little joys.
got busy early this a.m moving 1.5 t of driveway gravel. Good cardio, or so the emt's thought [LOL]
Great-Kazoo
04-25-2020, 22:20
Just kidding.
rocked it out and put down in 2 hrs.
Although. Flight 4 life uses the empty field about 1/4 mi from here as a landing zone, when needed.
Ventured up to the lake to look for otters but it is still covered with ice. Pulled off to shoot some dots and to make sure the micro 9 could cycle the Hornady FTX. Flawless fun and pretty accurate @ 30 yards.
Went over to Wild Basin for a walk and found the entire National Park system lands are closed to all access. Can't even walk through the forest alone. Nuts. Criminal level mismanagement, afic.
ChickNorris
04-26-2020, 17:48
Crickets & mice
Or maybe just turtles.
Just taught the 12 year-old to drive a manual. She picked it up like a champ.
ChickNorris
04-26-2020, 18:03
: )
Fentonite
04-26-2020, 18:24
I bet she’d giggle like crazy if she drove the Pinz
ChickNorris
04-26-2020, 18:28
Which She?
Ehem... ;- )
Saw a grasshopper in the lawn today. The doggo thought it was entertaining. He's doing better, but doesn't understand us not running him in the yard. He's currently thrashing his chicken toy in the family room and just shot out the dog door to the backyard. Dogs are funny.
Their hearts are bigger than their physical limitations.
Saw a grasshopper in the lawn today. The doggo thought it was entertaining. He's doing better, but doesn't understand us not running him in the yard. He's currently thrashing his chicken toy in the family room and just shot out the dog door to the backyard. Dogs are funny.
Their hearts are bigger than their physical limitations.
Agreed^ 110%.
SideShow Bob
04-26-2020, 20:20
Just taught the 12 year-old to drive a manual. She picked it up like a champ.
Start locking your keys up........ Mama & Dads asleep, two friends on a sleep over, what do we do ? ....... Joy Ride !!!
Just taught the 12 year-old to drive a manual. She picked it up like a champ.
Tomorrow's lesson:
double clutching with rev matching
heel and toe down shifting
My specialty= Left foot braking on a high-speed corner w/ manual transmission.
I had manual since 14-19'
Highest rev I've shifted with V8 was at 8300 RPM. It made a clutch paddle pressure softer. :D
Fentonite
04-26-2020, 20:58
Hopefully get it into the shop this week to power-flush the hydraulics. I locked the rear diff and it won’t unlock, come to find out the reservoir is empty and gummy. Last owner (of almost 20 years) never used the 4WD, barely used it at all. Gonna have all fluids changed, and axle boots replaced.
Hopefully get it into the shop this week to power-flush the hydraulics. I locked the rear diff and it won?t unlock, come to find out the reservoir is empty and gummy. Last owner (of almost 20 years) never used the 4WD, barely used it at all. Gonna have all fluids changed, and axle boots replaced.
So I geard these things sorta suck on the I70 passes. You going to do an engine swap or just enjoy it for what it is?
buffalobo
04-26-2020, 21:09
BGN race from 1990. Cool to hear the sound of the V6's. Kinda like a swarm of bees.
Fentonite
04-26-2020, 21:51
So I geard these things sorta suck on the I70 passes. You going to do an engine swap or just enjoy it for what it is?
You heard right. 45mph, right lane on the passes (uphill). But engine swaps really don’t have a good history in these, so I’ll leave it as-is. But it’ll go slow like nobody’s business!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKIeaqtPzY
hurley842002
04-26-2020, 21:58
You heard right. 45mph, right lane on the passes (uphill). But engine swaps really don?t have a good history in these, so I?ll leave it as-is. But it?ll go slow like nobody?s business!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKIeaqtPzYThat is bad ass!
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Hopefully get it into the shop this week to power-flush the hydraulics. I locked the rear diff and it won’t unlock, come to find out the reservoir is empty and gummy. Last owner (of almost 20 years) never used the 4WD, barely used it at all. Gonna have all fluids changed, and axle boots replaced.
I imagine your new adventure is just beginning. ;-)
Today should be an Indian Taco kinda day
Today should be an Indian Taco kinda day
Curry in a tortilla?
Not that kind of Indian taco....and it was soooo good
buffalobo
04-27-2020, 14:18
Usually Friday was Indian Tacos(Santiagos).
buffalobo
04-27-2020, 14:19
Been a long time since last Indian Taco.
buffalobo
04-27-2020, 14:19
Wyome have you been keeping up on NASCAR Classic?
buffalobo
04-27-2020, 20:06
Scanner popped up with 11,000 listeners Monroe county, NY sheriff.
No clue to daily average listeners to that channel so no clue if significant.
Been listening about 5 mins, pretty tame so far.
Great-Kazoo
04-27-2020, 20:37
Scanner popped up with 11,000 listeners Monroe county, NY sheriff.
No clue to daily average listeners to that channel so no clue if significant.
Been listening about 5 mins, pretty tame so far.
call in and say you saw a vehicle with a TRUMP 2020 bumper sticker on it. Then sit back and enjoy.
Usually Friday was Indian Tacos(Santiagos).
Every day feels like Friday right now... Indian Taco when you want.... anarchy
Wyome have you been keeping up on NASCAR Classic?
The races I like yeah... been watching all the iRacing I can get tho
A cow and calf moose chomped and pooped their way through the yard last evening. My neighbor, Charlie, reported two river otters moving through the river upstream. Ice is opening on the south shore of Beaver Reservoir but I saw no otters there this morning. At 7.53 a.m., a first of season male Broad-tailed Hummingbird visited a feeder at our kitchen window. This is the first day in a week that it didn't snow off and on throughout the day. Spring is here, yea!
ChickNorris
04-28-2020, 01:01
Hi folks.
ChickNorris
04-28-2020, 01:05
I can't sleep per usual.
ChickNorris
04-28-2020, 01:06
What's up with all the disappearing posts?
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