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DSB OUTDOORS
06-20-2012, 20:51
Got a Cash price in mind? PM me. [Beer]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:11
off subject, but can I just say omfg that FUCKING full rail operator again![Rant2]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-20-2012, 21:16
off subject, but can I just say omfg that FUCKING full rail operator again![Rant2]
Yes. Yes you can. Have fun with that. [Coffee]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:20
Yes. Yes you can. Have fun with that. [Coffee]

then i take it you can relate [Beer]


look i have a scar for trade....
[Kick1]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:21
wonder if I get a warning or banned for that

Pacman89
06-20-2012, 21:27
off subject, but can I just say omfg that FUCKING full rail operator again![Rant2]

Whats wrong with the fullrail operator?[Coffee]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-20-2012, 21:29
then i take it you can relate [Beer]


look i have a scar for trade....
[Kick1]


wonder if I get a warning or banned for that
Post it in the trade section and I won't turn you in to the Mods!! Have a nice day! [Coffee]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:30
Post it in the trade section and I won't turn you in to the Mods!! Have a nice day! [Coffee]

hmm...[Help]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:31
Whats wrong with the fullrail operator?[Coffee]


absolutely nothing

I'm just an asshole

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:38
well alright, that felt better

So we turned to "how I met your mother" on netflix, show's pretty funny actually

Pacman89
06-20-2012, 21:38
absolutely nothing

I'm just an asshole

Ahhh I see does that get in the way of your whoring?[Beer][ROFL1]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 21:39
Ahhh I see does that get in the way of your whoring?[Beer][ROFL1]

No I just cost more cause I come with an attitude [ROFL1]

but I'm still grabbing pennies at the gas station though! gonna get me some nice shoes, yes'sir!

Pacman89
06-20-2012, 22:22
If ducky & ridge go in & snag silver from gas stations, ridge could get a new rear end[ROFL2]........................for his car[ROFL2]

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 22:27
dumb and dumber is on netflix fucking awesome!

Pacman89
06-20-2012, 22:31
Swimmy swammy oh its right here Samsonite.... I was way off[ROFL3] ... One of the best

yankeefan98121
06-20-2012, 22:43
Swimmy swammy oh its right here Samsonite.... I was way off[ROFL3] ... One of the best


"You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.."

[Ignore]


hahahahaha

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 05:27
Ho'in it early today, like every other day

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 06:24
one coffee down and walking the streets again, mama needs some new shoes!

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 06:32
"Just whistle while you ho (whistle)
Put on that grin and start right in and whistle while you ho"

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 07:42
Haven't seen Islander in here for awhile ..... or dave either

Ridge
06-21-2012, 08:35
Best job in the world? Perhaps...

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn42/N183CS/photo-34.jpg

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 08:37
Yeah. The wife decided to take the week off work. So she is working me like a borrowed slave. Since my office is in the house here she is like let's clean and organize your garage. Two 15 hour days later and I am almost done. At least she wore herself out and is sleeping so I can get some whoring done!

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 08:40
We cleaned the garage over the weekend, wasn't 15 hr days though!

Welcome back to the streets!

02ducky
06-21-2012, 08:50
Yeah. The wife decided to take the week off work. So she is working me like a borrowed slave. Since my office is in the house here she is like let's clean and organize your garage. Two 15 hour days later and I am almost done. At least she wore herself out and is sleeping so I can get some whoring done!

Undercover whore!

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 08:51
Yeah moved a work bench to the basement for reloading and a cabinet for ammo. Bought and installed a new work bench, cabinet, and cupboards for the garage. Cleaned out a bunch of old Harley parts and other assorted crap that has been piling up.

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 08:52
I prefer Ninja Whore, Ducky.

[LOL]

02ducky
06-21-2012, 08:53
Lets see what kinda whores are out there...

Cheap Whore
Undercover Whore
Denial Whore- My favorite, thanks Yankeefan!
Broke Whore
Lazy Whore
Rear ended Whore
Drunk Whore
Working Whore
Part Time Whore

What did I miss?

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 08:57
You just don't know about the Ninja Whores, because we are a secret society. Shhhh!

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 09:18
I'm a broke part time cheap whore in denial [Flower]

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 09:30
I've always said that about you. [Beer]

Ridge
06-21-2012, 09:47
Looks like my car is more fucked up than I thought.

Multiple creases and wrinkles in the left quarter panel
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/2012-06-21084743.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/2012-06-21084750.jpg

The body might have shifted, based on the gaps in the panels
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/2012-06-21084816.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/2012-06-21084824.jpg

And where the bumper attaches is bent
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/2012-06-21084906.jpg

sellersm
06-21-2012, 09:49
ouch! bummer.

jackthewall81
06-21-2012, 09:51
My back hurts!




Now my front hurts.

Ridge
06-21-2012, 09:53
Ow! My spleen!

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 09:54
damn! yeah the first picture you posted it didn't look that bad

sorry man

did you get checked out at the scene?

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 09:57
Did your pink ponies cushion the impact?

Ridge
06-21-2012, 09:57
damn! yeah the first picture you posted it didn't look that bad

sorry man

did you get checked out at the scene?

I didn't. When I spoke with my insurance last night, I told them about the stiffness in my back and neck afterwards. Woke up this morning feeling fine, but I'm starting to feel a bit of tension on the left side of my neck right now.

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 09:58
Seriously I hope you are ok. It takes a couple of days for car accident injuries to surface.

Ridge
06-21-2012, 09:59
Seriously I hope you are ok. It takes a couple of days for car accident injuries to surface.

Yeah, and they're aware of it. Which is what matters. If it continues today, I'll probably go get checked out.

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 10:03
Yeah, and they're aware of it. Which is what matters. If it continues today, I'll probably go get checked out.

Yeah for sure you should either way. Even if it's just to go in and sign papers it'll be documented on the hospitals end as well as your insurance's.

Hope that asstards insurance is current

Pacman89
06-21-2012, 10:34
Morning whores! Make that $$$$[Coffee]

sellersm
06-21-2012, 10:34
Seriously I hope you are ok. It takes a couple of days for car accident injuries to surface.

^This. Get checked out so the report's on file. I do hope they're insurance is current/valid! If not, lawsuit, but it ain't free unless your attorney owes you one!

Hope you heal quickly. Is there a healing pony? [Tooth]

Monky
06-21-2012, 10:37
Even if the guys insurance isn't current, hopefully you have some UM/UIM coverage on your policy ridge.

But by all means go get checked out. It can take a few days for injuries to present themselves after a rear-end collision.

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 10:39
Even if the guys insurance isn't current, hopefully you have some UM/UIM coverage on your policy ridge.

But by all means go get checked out. It can take a few days for injuries to present themselves after a rear-end collision.

Yes, you're absolutely correct

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 10:39
Morning whores! Make that $$$$[Coffee]

morning ho [Tooth]

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 10:50
Where's my money ho's?

sellersm
06-21-2012, 10:58
ho ho ho, off to work I go....

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 11:23
Where's my money ho's?

at the 7-11 change box, a penny at a time, easy does it

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 11:23
but it's every ho for themselves

alxone
06-21-2012, 12:05
scrapbook is back!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/lojky.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=54949

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 12:35
Shakin' it like a ho.

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 12:52
Shakin' it like a ho.

... and droppin it like its hot too, yah [Coffee]

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 13:18
... and droppin it like its hot too, yah [Coffee]


now stop......and jiggle with it..

Ridge
06-21-2012, 13:28
Insurance totalled out the car. They let me keep it and cut me a generous check for it.

They say the unibody is tweaked, which could lead to increased wear on the inside of the left rear tire.

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 13:35
Insurance totalled out the car. They let me keep it and cut me a generous check for it.

They say the unibody is tweaked, which could lead to increased wear on the inside of the left rear tire.

fuck it only took them a day to do it?
this happened yesterday right?
Wow, that's the fastest I've ever seen this happen!

Congrats!

Ridge
06-21-2012, 13:39
Yeah, they let me come in this morning and have them look at it. An hour later they cut me a check for the car.

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 13:41
Nice Ridge [Beer]

So what are "WE" getting [Coffee]

Ridge
06-21-2012, 13:43
Nice Ridge [Beer]

So what are "WE" getting [Coffee]

A nice dark wood M1A Super Match would be nice [ROFL2]

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 14:08
Yeah, they let me come in this morning and have them look at it. An hour later they cut me a check for the car.

Nice!

what insurance company was/is it?

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 14:18
Yeah I'd like to know the ins. co.

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 14:19
yup, thinking i may need to get a quote

Ridge
06-21-2012, 14:20
dundundunnnnn

Progressive

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 14:33
shite, they were hella expensive when I got a quote from them 4 months ago.

May need to revisit that idea though

thanks

Ridge
06-21-2012, 14:42
I went to them a couple years ago when The Hartford doubled my rate. I got twice the coverage for less than my old rate at the other place.

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 15:00
that's sort of the same story I have but I'm with geico

Ridge
06-21-2012, 15:23
Seems legit...

http://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/3049807334.html

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 15:29
Seems legit...

http://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/3049807334.html

Let me just pay them in cash, then help the guy move some shit out of the trunk. While I'm holding that junk, the guy says "oops I forgot my carry piece"

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 15:38
where all my ho's at

sellersm
06-21-2012, 15:39
Yeah, they let me come in this morning and have them look at it. An hour later they cut me a check for the car.

Just don't "settle" finally til you know about your health!

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 16:12
Yeah this ^

yankeefan98121
06-21-2012, 16:14
Damn, there sure are some FINE women out!!!

DYoung
06-21-2012, 16:17
agreed.

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:19
Just don't "settle" finally til you know about your health!

"My neck and my back... my back and my neck"

[ROFL1]


... then go for the erectile disfunction [ROFL1]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:19
where all my ho's at

This whore been busy on the block [LOL]



... trying to make money to spend money [Coffee]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:20
Damn, there sure are some FINE women out!!!

gotta love summer [Beer]



... don't stare to hard... it's rude [LOL]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:21
.. I stared so hard I almost went blind..


... well... my imagination took over... and that's all I saw [ROFL1]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:21
There is just to much eye candy out...


... damn [Love1]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:22
... and now...


... for some beer [Beer]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:23
What's in the grill tonight for you whores?

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:23
Okay...


... beer and food... go so well like hookers and blow [LOL]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:24
... I better get going..


... time to make some money ho's!

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:24
.. wait...


.. I'm on lunch break [LOL]

02ducky
06-21-2012, 18:25
Lunch? It's dinner time ho!

02ducky
06-21-2012, 18:26
Sucks that you work late. Unless you like being a vampire ho!

Nice, new one, I am gonna add this to my list of ho names.

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:29
Sucks that you work late. Unless you like being a vampire ho!

Nice, new one, I am gonna add this to my list of ho names.

[ROFL1]

My work schedule is weird...

... it ain't easy being a Pimp [LOL]

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 18:29
Zombie Ho?

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:29
Lunch? It's dinner time ho!

I can't tell the difference anymore [ROFL1]


I do love breakfast though[Coffee]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:34
Zombie Ho?

Damn you....


... you got me staring at my ceiling thinking of a Ho name [ROFL1]

02ducky
06-21-2012, 18:35
Cool and another ho name Zombie Ho, that rocks!

Wait a minute... Rocking ho

I need to stop

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:35
How about "Ho-licious Ho" [LOL]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:36
Or what about

"Happy ending Ho"

[Coffee]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:37
or...


"Ho be good to me Ho"

[ROFL3]

aahhh sh*t... the beer is talking [ROFL1]

02ducky
06-21-2012, 18:37
Nice I love the Asian influence there!

I am gonna ask my wife about that one, she is Vietnamese, who wants to bet I get a black eye?

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 18:38
... I'm done...


... a ho gotta eat...


I'll see you ho's later [Beer]

Monky
06-21-2012, 19:29
Yeah, they let me come in this morning and have them look at it. An hour later they cut me a check for the car.

I hope you read those releases you signed.. Progressive is bad.


Just don't "settle" finally til you know about your health!

Please tell me you talked to them about that..

Ridge
06-21-2012, 19:32
I hope you read those releases you signed.. Progressive is bad.

Care to elaborate? Also, I didn't sign anything. The only signing was him on the check.


Please tell me you talked to them about that..

Yeah, I informed my agent about back and neck pains when I called in the report yesterday.

sellersm
06-21-2012, 19:38
Many ins. companies will have you sign when you get a check, or to "close" the claim. Often what you're signing is a statement saying that the ins. co. is done with their responsibility and the claim is 'complete'... In other words, if something else comes up, you can't ask them to pay for it later.

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 20:03
Damn kids having a Ho down!! Ho'in up mo ho names. I don't know about the ho who went to da sto to pick up som mo ho toy's to sho her bo who pimped da ho's to begin witt!! [Coffee] Am I da masta Ho?? I think So!!

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:08
Damn kids having a Ho down!! Ho'in up mo ho names. I don't know about the ho who went to da sto to pick up som mo ho toy's to sho her bo who pimped da ho's to begin witt!! [Coffee] Am I da masta Ho?? I think So!!

don't hit me o masta ho o please don hit me masta ho... [WooHoo][Spank]

... without the baby powder [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 20:11
don't hit me o masta ho o please don hit me masta ho... [WooHoo][Spank]

... without the baby powder [ROFL1]
No baby powda fo you HO!! You get paddle long and hard!!



I hear you like that sort of thing!! [Muaha]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:15
No baby powda fo you HO!! You get paddle long and hard!!



I hear you like that sort of thing!! [Muaha]

It's a 3 day weekend for me...


.. so only on the weekends... lucky you [LOL]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:17
.. I don't need to put that ball gag thing in my mouth again, do I?[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

UncleDave
06-21-2012, 20:19
Put the gimp back in the box.

02ducky
06-21-2012, 20:24
Sweet gip Ho!

I am gonna have a huge list of ho names tomorrow!

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:26
Sweet gip Ho!

I am gonna have a huge list of ho names tomorrow!

[ROFL1]

Sweet gip Ho [LOL]

that has win all over it [Coffee]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 20:26
.. I don't need to put that ball gag thing in my mouth again, do I?[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
It's called a breathalizer tube! But why is it the officers pants again?? Mike asks!!??? [ROFL1] [Coffee]


Put the gimp back in the box.
Thats a good name "Gimp in The Box" who shall we bestoe this fine title too????? [Beer] Let me know!!

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:27
How about

"Pixie Ho" [Tooth]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 20:29
How about

"Pixie Ho" [Tooth]
Or "Likes Dixie Ho" ???

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:29
It's called a breathalizer tube! But why is it the officers pants again?? Mike asks!!??? [ROFL1] [Coffee]


Thats a good name "Gimp in The Box" who shall we bestoe this fine title too????? [Beer] Let me know!!

AGhhh sh***t.. "the breathalizer tube"[ROFL3]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:30
I'm a crack me another beer.. this is to fun [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 20:31
AGhhh sh***t.. "the breathalizer tube"[ROFL3]
[Coffee] [Beer] Or shotgun referance!! "Choke Tube" [Muaha]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:56
[Coffee] [Beer] Or shotgun referance!! "Choke Tube" [Muaha]

... do they have choke tubes for double barrel shot guns?


... hate to be at the end of that gag [LOL]

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 20:57
... gaggin devices...


there's one..


Gaggin Ho [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 21:04
... do they have choke tubes for double barrel shot guns?


... hate to be at the end of that gag [LOL]
As a matter of fact they do. Coach-gun 12 ga "Spartin" Shoots one hella a load!! [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
06-21-2012, 21:06
... gaggin devices...


there's one..


Gaggin Ho [ROFL1]
You Da Braggin Ho!! [Beer] I'm da Dragon Ho right now!! Night all!

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 21:20
You Da Braggin Ho!! [Beer] I'm da Dragon Ho right now!! Night all!

Sweet dreams Dragon Ho[Beer]

JM Ver. 2.0
06-21-2012, 21:33
How many pages did you two fill up on your own?

islandermyk
06-21-2012, 21:36
Whore's gatta do what a Whore's gatta do [Coffee]


I'm out... Good night Ho's [Beer]

Ridge
06-21-2012, 23:22
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad48ed53231d241e7948fa8214b60acc/116617%20-%20Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force%20Carl%20fat_guy%20pinki epie%20pinkie_pie.jpg

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 07:02
Damn, ho'in been bssay

DSB OUTDOORS
06-22-2012, 07:08
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad48ed53231d241e7948fa8214b60acc/116617%20-%20Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force%20Carl%20fat_guy%20pinki epie%20pinkie_pie.jpg
Self portrait??? [Tooth] Looks just like you! [ROFL1]

stevelkinevil
06-22-2012, 07:24
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad48ed53231d241e7948fa8214b60acc/116617%20-%20Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force%20Carl%20fat_guy%20pinki epie%20pinkie_pie.jpg
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 08:10
Morning Ho's!








Nice self-portrait Ridge! It's bound to be a classic....like Norman Rockwell's self-portrait, only gay. [Coffee]

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 08:16
Where's all my Ho's that's supposed to be on this corner?

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 09:23
fridays are tough ho'in for me since it's only a half day me boss gets the whip out

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 09:36
Do you get paid extra for that? Every good Ho knows you charge extra for the kink!
[Tooth]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 09:48
nope it's "part of the job description" I guess I didn't didn't read the ho handbook[Luck]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 13:27
Ho'in off 16th wow this is nicer than Colfax

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 13:29
Hillary, at the paramount,.has some giant tits!!

islandermyk
06-22-2012, 13:47
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad48ed53231d241e7948fa8214b60acc/116617%20-%20Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force%20Carl%20fat_guy%20pinki epie%20pinkie_pie.jpg

Hey bro...

I hope you don't spend your insurance money on a fancy wig like this one [Coffee]

Lurch
06-22-2012, 14:46
Trying to get my post count up to post a buyer intel.

02ducky
06-22-2012, 17:32
It will never happen, once a whore always a whore.

02ducky
06-22-2012, 17:37
Where's all my Ho's that's supposed to be on this corner?

Sorry I was out picking the silver change out of the gas stations penny containers. Yankeefan must have beat me to it. Hey man stay off my side of the street when I am working.

I was trying to quit the ho game, but once a ho always a ho, the man is holding me down.

Pacman89
06-22-2012, 19:08
havent whored at all today [Rant1]I am a little disappointed in myself.[ROFL1]

Pacman89
06-22-2012, 19:09
Hey bro...

I hope you don't spend your insurance money on a fancy wig like this one [Coffee]
or on those awesome balloon tats[ROFL1][LOL]

Pacman89
06-22-2012, 19:10
Do you get paid extra for that? Every good Ho knows you charge extra for the kink!
[Tooth]
all ho's must perform required duties and all assigned misc. tasks IE... KINK[Tooth][Luck]

sellersm
06-22-2012, 19:11
havent whored at all today [Rant1]I am a little disappointed in myself.[ROFL1]

Today's not over. [Coffee]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:40
Sorry I was out picking the silver change out of the gas stations penny containers. Yankeefan must have beat me to it. Hey man stay off my side of the street when I am working.

I was trying to quit the ho game, but once a ho always a ho, the man is holding me down.

all's fair in love and whore! [Rant1] [Beer]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:41
where all the ho's at, colfax is popin!

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 21:45
There be John circling the block, yo. So where de ho's?

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:47
oh yeah gotta get a "muscle" ride, ooops[Weight]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:51
congrats dave, that only took you two ho weeks to get to finally get to 400![Neene1]

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 21:55
Bite me hobag

02ducky
06-22-2012, 21:55
There be John circling the block, yo. So where de ho's?


Present!

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 21:56
I was being held hostage by an irate South American woman who thinks I don't do enough around the house.

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:56
already working here shhhh

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 21:57
I'll be working the streets hard next week.

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:57
ho'exuses heard'em all sista!

02ducky
06-22-2012, 21:57
You gotta work more ho!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 21:57
I'll be working the streets hard next week.


hard!

[Weight]\

[NoEvil]

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:01
I said hard. Huh huh

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:13
how many ho's could a ho, ho, if a ho could ho ho's

alxone
06-22-2012, 22:13
scrapbook updates
http://i.imgur.com/oUK7F.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=513996#post513996

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:16
looks like his balls itched

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:17
Glad you said it before it did. I was going to take it further down the gutter.

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:18
lets take it there

45XD
06-22-2012, 22:18
I was being held hostage by an irate South American woman who thinks I don't do enough around the house.
Same old song.
I feel your pain...

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:19
or giving the other guy a reach around

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:20
I have to live with a natzi (german gal)

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:22
My buddy was stationed in Germany and married a German girl. I know what you mean. They al have what I call the Achtung attitude.

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:23
BTW my wife is from Venezuela, so half German half Spaniard. Best of both worlds!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:24
My buddy was stationed in Germany and married a German girl. I know what you mean. They al have what I call the Achtung attitude.

Yup I can personally attest to that

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:27
wonder if the ho thread could ever catch up the the boost

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:27
we better get ho'in

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:29
wonder if the ho thread could ever catch up the the boost


I am down for a challenge, time to make ho stuff up and post like a true ho!

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:29
Onward Ho's!!

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:30
Where is our list of Ho names?

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:31
ho's to the rescue

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:31
that kind of sounds like an episode of Boobwatch

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:32
we ho'bo'gan

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:32
Nice Ho's in slow motion

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:32
BTW my wife is from Venezuela, so half German half Spaniard. Best of both worlds!

geez uz, I feel your pain

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:32
443 in

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:33
now

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:33
there were some FINE gals on that show, mmmmmmmmmmm

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:34
geez uz, I feel your pain

Will be married for 12 years in December. Could not imagine my life without her, but she can be a handful at times. Then will spoil you rotten.

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:35
yeah I know what you mean. I'm going on 7 in sept

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:35
She works me like a slave this week, then buys me a new fly fishing rig today. Gotta love her.

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:35
I'm sarcastic about my gal but she's great, couldn't imagine mine with out here either

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:36
Where is our list of Ho names?

Dammit I knew I forgot something today. Gonna have to update that one on Monday. Posting from my phone sucks, I have fat thumbs and the keyboard is so dammed small.

Ho keyboard warrior!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:37
ho chi min

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:38
Ho is battling the boost post count.

I can see us winning.

Oh lordly... "winning ho"

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:39
ho chi min

Nice another Asian referance!

[ROFL1]

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:39
top of the ho mountain

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:40
ho'bangin

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:41
Ho Ho Hoin'

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:41
I gotta ho this one up only 15% left on on battery

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:42
Dying ho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:42
low energy ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:43
good ole fashion ho down

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:43
dim ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:43
5ho energy

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:43
A old fashioned Ho Raisin'

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:44
shrimp and fried ho's

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:44
5ho energy

Weak

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:44
I am hoing around the mountain!

Isn't that a song?

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:44
Ho cakes

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:45
yup, her cuming is right after that

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:45
Paper ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:45
ho'daddy

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:46
Ho cracker

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:46
Phone ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:46
crack-a-ho

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:47
The ho thread rules.

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:47
slap-a-ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:47
ho'busta

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:47
Ammo ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:48
The ho thread rules.

ho'yeah!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:48
Ammo ho

I'ma ho

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:48
Ho de hum.

That was weak...

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:49
1888callaho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:49
pine ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:50
"current active Users viewing this thread 10 (3 ho members and 7 guests)" fucking ho'wesome

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:50
Low down ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:50
wonder who the ho'abies are

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:51
groupies! hahaha jk

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:51
Stinky ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:52
anyone ever heard of a ho bath?

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:52
scabby ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:52
scabby ho

ew [Help]

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:52
groupies! hahaha jk

LOL thats funny

Hanging with the hos!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:53
ho'busta

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:54
Cracky Ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:54
LOL thats funny

Hanging with the hos!

Just hang'in ho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:54
Nappy Ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:55
those are some ho'in lips

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:55
Nappy Ho

hahaha awesome

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:56
Long live the hos!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:56
Nava'ho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:56
A nod to the I-man

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:56
ahhh ho, we lost a guest

just can't ho'hang

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:56
Robo ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:57
Viva La-Ho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:57
Everyone wishes they could ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:57
Robo ho

Is that like a dil-dho?

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:58
Poncho Via-Ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:58
Everyone wishes they could ho

but when it cums down to they just can't hang....to the left

02ducky
06-22-2012, 22:58
Nappy ass ho

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:58
a gun pops out of her huha

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:58
hairy ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:59
a gun pops out of her huha

so...you gonna keep that?[Swim]

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 22:59
Ginger ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 22:59
slap-a-ho

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 23:00
ho or be ho'd

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 23:00
slap-a-ho

Don't copy other people's work!

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 23:00
there can only be one...ho

Ho-lander

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 23:01
In one Ho out the other

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 23:01
Don't copy other people's work!

damn it that's hofringement

UncleDave
06-22-2012, 23:01
FREEDOM!!!!! Ho's

yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 23:01
I got horights