The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

it's the most fun you can have in a 1/2 hour

[ChickNorris]

it's the most fun you can have in a 1/2 hour

Not even close...

[BladesNBarrels]

Today's secret word: Corn



But, I like Bacon!

https://i.imgur.com/v013Plq.jpg

[Irving]

Anyone know where to get good elotes around town? I'm aware of it, but have not had it properly prepared to decide if I like it. Elotes as I understand it is corn with mayo and chili pepper/powder. The one time I tried it, I just slathered on the ingredients myself and the result was undesirable.

[ChickNorris]

But, I like Bacon!

https://i.imgur.com/v013Plq.jpg

Yay

[Great-Kazoo]

Anyone know where to get good elotes around town? I'm aware of it, but have not had it properly prepared to decide if I like it. Elotes as I understand it is corn with mayo and chili pepper/powder. The one time I tried it, I just slathered on the ingredients myself and the result was undesirable.

Mix the chili powder in with some mayo, to taste. Slather over corn, wrap in foil, then grill. When done you can eat as is. Or remove from foil and a quick brown to crisp up the remaining chili mayo mix

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hope everything worked out for you well, GG...in however that turned out.

I'm facing similar issues but in a different way, and there's a lot of back story to it. Been working at the same shop for 32 years, but it was bought from the private owner in '16 by a government corporate entity. Stuffs gotten really different for us over these last couple years.

Suffice to say, some things aren't going right with their perceived ideas of leadership in the office or out in the shop where the work gets done. I have the experience and the hearts there, but the bullshitter got the nod. Hey, your mistake I figure, you'll either straighten it out....or three of us will probably leave within a year. You're fucked now, sure you could hire some swinging dick mechanics in, but there is so much more to what we do....if you're able to get one fucking dude that can wrench AND fab shit like the rest of us....you'll be lucky.

Bullshitter running the shop side?....good luck keeping anyone there. Office side as top dog who doesn't know shit about vehicles?...good luck with that too.

Had I been considered for, or even been asked my opinion about the shop side with everything I've seen and been part of in this specialized service for over three decades...I'd have a different outlook about it. The only thing keeping me here now is ailing elderlies.....it could also have been that AND a promotion that's kind of deserved imo.

[OtterbatHellcat]

A really fun note to add, is having a sick GF. We need to try and keep her from getting elderly #1 from getting said goo....and it would be nice if I can avoid getting said goo.

So, I'm on a quest to provide all the needs of 1 as a solitary effort, yay. Dang it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

And goodnight, everyone.

:)

[brutal]

Managed to get out of Chi Town.

Holy cow it's warm here.

[GilpinGuy]

I hope everything worked out for you well, GG...in however that turned out.

I'm facing similar issues but in a different way, and there's a lot of back story to it. Been working at the same shop for 32 years, but it was bought from the private owner in '16 by a government corporate entity. Stuffs gotten really different for us over these last couple years.

Suffice to say, some things aren't going right with their perceived ideas of leadership in the office or out in the shop where the work gets done. I have the experience and the hearts there, but the bullshitter got the nod. Hey, your mistake I figure, you'll either straighten it out....or three of us will probably leave within a year. You're fucked now, sure you could hire some swinging dick mechanics in, but there is so much more to what we do....if you're able to get one fucking dude that can wrench AND fab shit like the rest of us....you'll be lucky.

Bullshitter running the shop side?....good luck keeping anyone there. Office side as top dog who doesn't know shit about vehicles?...good luck with that too.

Had I been considered for, or even been asked my opinion about the shop side with everything I've seen and been part of in this specialized service for over three decades...I'd have a different outlook about it. The only thing keeping me here now is ailing elderlies.....it could also have been that AND a promotion that's kind of deserved imo.

Long story short, yeah, it was a "we'd like to keep you around" call. No thanks.

Good luck with your sitch man.

[Mazin]

11k nuggets of Mazin wisdom bestowed upon you all since 2009...…

[Mazin]

And I keep going

[Mazin]

and going

[Irving]

2k were Bob Dole.

[Mazin]

because I don't have a 30 sec delay rule

[Mazin]

Double tap!!!

[Mazin]

2k were Bob Dole.

Bob Dole

[Irving]

Was it Phil Hendrie who had the skit about Bob Dole improving his political image if he just did more push-ups?

[ChickNorris]

Cheater

[Mazin]

Was it Phil Hendrie who had the skit about Bob Dole improving his political image if he just did more push-ups?

LMAO I think it was actually, might have to break out the google machine

[Great-Kazoo]

LMAO I think it was actually, might have to break out the google machine

You give up on the way back machine?

[Great-Kazoo]

Long day in a few. Outta hea.

Imagine living in up in No daker land, or Montana . Think it's a dry cold?

[Mazin]

You give up on the way back machine?

Cheaper to do it in the cloud, only get charged the computing power it save on having to change flux capacitors all the time

[ChickNorris]

Im out. Night

[Irving]

Was it Phil Hendrie who had the skit about Bob Dole improving his political image if he just did more push-ups?


LMAO I think it was actually, might have to break out the google machine


You give up on the way back machine?

Holy shit. Serious de ja vu with this

[ChickNorris]

Before my time here.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

I need some sustained adrenaline or I'm going to .... i dunno. Sulk maybe.

[ChickNorris]

& it better not turn out like shark jumping... or I will pout.

[Irving]

You can swim with the sharks at the aquarium, but it's probably more boring than it sounds.

[ChickNorris]

... done the 'with' shark swimming under fairly benign circumstances more times than I can count. I've swam with far more dangerous & insidious creatures & yes, that would do just fine if it were an immediate option.

[BladesNBarrels]

https://i.imgur.com/QXDLggI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/joENCJm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/xgQp5Jg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/fi9nCNO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qe407hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ExWkAvf.jpg

[Great-Kazoo]

https://i.imgur.com/QXDLggI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/joENCJm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/xgQp5Jg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/fi9nCNO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qe407hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ExWkAvf.jpg

You're a Child of the Universe

No less than the moon & stars

you have a right to be here.

[BladesNBarrels]

Or, maybe:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faU-SK0pHCI

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mr. Barrels....that was dang funny.

[ChickNorris]

I didn't say I was bored, if that was intended for me.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey Chick.


Whaaaat?

[ChickNorris]

What what

[OtterbatHellcat]

You say you're bored..... a lot.

Just sayin'.

[ChickNorris]

zort

[ChickNorris]

Troz

[ChickNorris]

Be wery wery qwiet, I'm hunting Kowalskis... whhhaaaaaaat

[OtterbatHellcat]

zort

It's funny you played with the font size....seems your active mind would be entertaining your active interests equally with some regularity.

I rarely feel bored, mostly because I'm tired...and thinking about shit I need to get done....or want to do in the future.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Was that a catch?

[ChickNorris]

; )

[OtterbatHellcat]

So..you caught a post.

[OtterbatHellcat]

This could be fun.

[ChickNorris]

You flirting?

[OtterbatHellcat]

No, but I am a horndog....can't help it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I meant fun like you were going to mess with me, and I'd mess back.

[MrPrena]

Hey Chick.


Whaaaat?


+1

[LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

You know....dude style.

[ChickNorris]

I imagine there are few who could say otherwise.

Tempted to type 'Horndogs!' like Buffalobo types Hoverines, but as I dont know its origin...so it's probably not useful or relevant.

[ChickNorris]

Im trying to imagine just what 'dude style' means there

Um...

[OtterbatHellcat]

I imagine there are few who could say otherwise.

Tempted to type 'Horndogs!' like Buffalobo types Hoverines, but as I dont know its origin...so it's probably not useful or relevant.

"otherwise" about what?

I was referring to just fun jousting with words or funny ideas and such.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just go with, Chick....no worries.

[ChickNorris]

Otherwise = not horndogs

[OtterbatHellcat]

Im trying to imagine just what 'dude style' means there

Um...

Dudes bust on each other all day, every day at work......it's part of being the team.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Otherwise = not horndogs

There is no question I'm a horndog. But that isn't what I wanted to highlight, I didn't even bring it up in the first place. It's generally understood that most dudes are total horndogs. It's genetic.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Eh....shit...seems I did.

Sorry.

[ChickNorris]

Its like watching mice in a maze

[OtterbatHellcat]

So...….Begin:

Why are you so bored, Chick?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Watching mice in a maze wouldn't be boring I don't think...as long as they had some pitfall opportunities and dangerous situations involved. For a mouse I mean.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Anybody picture a mouse maze with a trap door with a coleman torch, or perhaps a meat grinder set at a generous speed?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Chick.....you're not involved enough on this here.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alrighty then.

Hey, the stupid bowl is on this weekend....I might check some of it out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Washed my car today....not that inferior auto spray wash bullshit, but a solid mitt and bucket action.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Its like watching mice in a maze

Never be afraid.

[Great-Kazoo]

Im trying to imagine just what 'dude style' means there

Um...

Reverse missionary ?

[Irving]

Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

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[Great-Kazoo]

Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/HI4QMzKPBv0Edgyp6riKdPScxPOR-OfT-adltNTcCmT2DtCTmQB-r2vaL42gHL7ZwzJjy1XpbBRHP82A7NIEUle9AIGJpRQdW19fFJ pKCvh95fPSVd-OqMLx9TJA2R1UAoawcWeXSgSoMDWwxQ0hhCsTNF-0QPuX0MOzijtyc70bv9dJPf9978HjbNzLquMhEur-tTNQwSEp3kCEW5IHbjV2ulE9qRCJxFSOlvBmt5ytP4faBNdzsx SmzzGcumPMRLbUnRMX3pSsPgd3ueYe-em8fc6ATJJrXXJBrFZuRs8MIsmZ6Dg4ns-IqmR0nP-GYjiK60uf0hsMSxYqpu96QuVpPJB5F5mz60fzmaaEwkIvjhx38 kEWEkdzHgrpUppp-MEJ_Y2t1czIKMw70uU2N6yuXjpQLS0Z0R6zUTCWpCjDAqP5L2E oUjGwemwU_cdNjRqjtaHMdxhY9MC3uF2KtAVzK7kEuSFzGEQK6 R7-uPl3j_8KKil_4g4wnue0_05eEuc5zlk5DWEyh1ZAiVpVMrbAcT 9ttMFeHQVLgltoqRibffzDD4KfB6gLcnRzX1gZiQAj0xjqOYNt Cvo9e9T-m2idyvRZdRKxtLKHRvlozmOE_nqZXUdVnM1LSsQaZsf2Y975XT DuvCIcO4yaivkLmFn5BeYHiZPZ3NbDH3U5ieTzm9CKB_hVLSNY HOJ1WGUDIQ1ajGAxkXDRg-LzdhpUaG_pMA=w1113-h626-no

Had you utilized the restrooms hand soap and paper towels. Think how rich you'd be.

[MrPrena]

Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/HI4QMzKPBv0Edgyp6riKdPScxPOR-OfT-adltNTcCmT2DtCTmQB-r2vaL42gHL7ZwzJjy1XpbBRHP82A7NIEUle9AIGJpRQdW19fFJ pKCvh95fPSVd-OqMLx9TJA2R1UAoawcWeXSgSoMDWwxQ0hhCsTNF-0QPuX0MOzijtyc70bv9dJPf9978HjbNzLquMhEur-tTNQwSEp3kCEW5IHbjV2ulE9qRCJxFSOlvBmt5ytP4faBNdzsx SmzzGcumPMRLbUnRMX3pSsPgd3ueYe-em8fc6ATJJrXXJBrFZuRs8MIsmZ6Dg4ns-IqmR0nP-GYjiK60uf0hsMSxYqpu96QuVpPJB5F5mz60fzmaaEwkIvjhx38 kEWEkdzHgrpUppp-MEJ_Y2t1czIKMw70uU2N6yuXjpQLS0Z0R6zUTCWpCjDAqP5L2E oUjGwemwU_cdNjRqjtaHMdxhY9MC3uF2KtAVzK7kEuSFzGEQK6 R7-uPl3j_8KKil_4g4wnue0_05eEuc5zlk5DWEyh1ZAiVpVMrbAcT 9ttMFeHQVLgltoqRibffzDD4KfB6gLcnRzX1gZiQAj0xjqOYNt Cvo9e9T-m2idyvRZdRKxtLKHRvlozmOE_nqZXUdVnM1LSsQaZsf2Y975XT DuvCIcO4yaivkLmFn5BeYHiZPZ3NbDH3U5ieTzm9CKB_hVLSNY HOJ1WGUDIQ1ajGAxkXDRg-LzdhpUaG_pMA=w1113-h626-no

"No pay check to pay check"
"Be financially independent!"
"Call 1-800-Usu-cker for a free seminar!"

Next seminar dvd, workbook will cost $30k. :)

[SideShow Bob]

"No pay check to pay check"
"Be financially independent!"
"Call 1-800-Usu-cker for a free seminar!"

Next seminar dvd, workbook will cost $30k. :)

You sound like you fell for the scam.........[Tooth]

[Irving]

You sound like you fell for the scam.........[Tooth]

That's pretty much the MO of every one of those work from home, flip houses, buy houses without using your own money, etc. We did a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar and it was basically that.

[MrPrena]

You sound like you fell for the scam.........[Tooth]


That's pretty much the MO of every one of those work from home, flip houses, buy houses without using your own money, etc. We did a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar and it was basically that.

I fell for the $20. It was folded and looked real.
I did pick up real $20 twice in 13 year span.

[Luck]

[ray1970]

Money can buy you lots of things but if you?re that rich and using the bathroom at a gas station then maybe you aren?t spending that money correctly.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Headed to the pharmacy.... get my shit, at the register and the kid says....$18.65

I say, must have been a good year for something.

He says Yeah, you could kill someone and get away with it.

?

I said, yeah...cameras, dna, forensics and all that stuff.

He says, yeah.


Then I went to Wendys and got three Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers and a medium fry....because eating leftover Panda that looks like second graders sifted through with their fingers didn't look very good to me.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Century Stink is being quite the bitch kitty this evening.

Locking up/freezing, having to restart. I guess paying money for a service nowadays includes paying for service that frequently doesn't exist while trying to utilize it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dr. Ruth is still alive? I would not have guessed that.

[Great-Kazoo]

Dr. Ruth is still alive? I would not have guessed that.

Did she grab you by the penis

[Great-Kazoo]

Century Stink is being quite the bitch kitty this evening.

Locking up/freezing, having to restart. I guess paying money for a service nowadays includes paying for service that frequently doesn't exist while trying to utilize it.

Running a firestick, basically same as roku. Downloaded all the free apps with 7 day trial period. Wait till series ends then go for the free trial.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Did she grab you by the penis

No....but since I'm a perv, I'd probably let her.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/Gxpz2ewrIE0

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think Jr Bacon Cheeseburger heart burn is a thing.

[MrPrena]

I think Jr Bacon Cheeseburger heart burn is a thing.

JBC is not as bad. Try Baconator. I tried Baconator+fries combo once, and i can feel my face radiating. I think I felt the pimple being generated on my face. lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is this what the first stage of a heart attack feels like?

[MrPrena]

LOL, getting there.
Good part about fastfood places is that I can immediately feel it, and gives me a pre-pre-pre warning signs.
The 4+ star restaurants are ones that I get huge surprises.

[brutal]

Headed to the pharmacy.... get my shit, at the register and the kid says....$18.65

I say, must have been a good year for something.

He says Yeah, you could kill someone and get away with it.

?

I said, yeah...cameras, dna, forensics and all that stuff.

He says, yeah.


Then I went to Wendys and got three Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers and a medium fry....because eating leftover Panda that looks like second graders sifted through with their fingers didn't look very good to me.

Wednesday, when I was holed up in the hotel in Chi Town due to the freeze, I decided to try something different (and the hotel restaurant was nut to butt) so I ordered Panda via Uber Eats.

One word.

Gross.

[OtterbatHellcat]

4 Star?....they usually don't let me in.

I think it's the flippers and the snorkel, honestly.

How ya doing, man?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey Brutal..... nut to butt...lol.

[brutal]

Hey Brutal..... nut to butt...lol.

Yea, old Military saying.

[brutal]

Hey, I'm around next week some, let's talk about doing that thing if he's around.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I fell asleep earlier and now I'm wired.

Nice you're back at home and out of the shit cold.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, I'm around next week some, let's talk about doing that thing if he's around.

Yeah, I'm down...thank you.

[Irving]

You guys going to jump someone?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Antifa rally next week...you in?

[OtterbatHellcat]

We know when and where the keynotes limo is gonna show up.

[brutal]

You guys going to jump someone?

Maybe, there is pipe involved.

[brutal]

oh fawk, I didn't notice the time. I gotta hit the sack.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Later, brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gonna plate the under side of the flat bed. It would be easier to get someone to break to spec, but if I do it in sections it would be easier to replace a damaged portion. All of those structural channels are going to harbor dust and moisture and invite corrosion. 1/8 aluminum plates with a bunch of cuts...I do have to thank the ford engineers for having angulated frame rails.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Home dickhead has 3x3 thin wall diamond plate for $38 each, but the math doesn't work out without lots of left over scraps. I'll just have alreco stamp out some plates and modify per each. 93 inches broke five times @ 18.6" doesn't match up with the channels for clean install. I gotta spend some more time and find the balanced denominator. Gotta do the center too...double cuts.

We recently had some plates cut @ 23x13 for $16 each I think.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heartburn is getting better.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Tap tap tap...

[wyome]

This thing on?

[Great-Kazoo]

Boy i tell ya i've seen some tough crowds before but you guys. whoa tough i tell ya.

[ChickNorris]

FREE BIRD

[SideShow Bob]

FREE BIRD

Loose Chicken ?

[ChickNorris]

Velvet Wallet

[ChickNorris]

Um, whut?

[BladesNBarrels]

Free Bird Google Result

The tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. This tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don't even know what they're yelling or why.

[ChickNorris]

Did I cut you off in traffic or something?

[BladesNBarrels]

No offense intended!

Just curious about the term.

I was chuckling about "Loose Chicken"

https://i.imgur.com/gt2Xide.jpg

[ChickNorris]

Right.

[ray1970]

Sipping on my morning coffee then going to think of a way to spend a few hundred dollars of my hard earned money. My wife splurged last weekend and bought herself some fun things so I figured I'd return the favor this weekend.

[ChickNorris]

Bipod (atlas)

[ChickNorris]

Shooting mat with g hooks

[ChickNorris]

Trigger

Or pony rides

[ray1970]

No. I'm not buying you shit for your birthday.

[ChickNorris]

Wth?

[ray1970]

Damn it. I just noticed someone changed my title. Now I'm wondering how long ago it was changed and I just now noticed.

Someone's poking the bear.

Mess with the bull and get the horns.


[Coffee]

[ChickNorris]

Blah blah blah words & feelings & fuckall. Later folks

[ChickNorris]

When I told you your junk wasn't orange anymore. Ffs

[ray1970]

Wth?

You were rattling of a list of stuff. I figured it was stuff you wanted. Thought maybe you were trying to help me out in case I couldn't find anything to buy for myself m

[ray1970]

When I told you your junk wasn't orange anymore. Ffs

Hmm. It must not be just my wife that gets tuned out. I don't remember that.

[ChickNorris]

#88040


Edit: post whore thread #88040 - 01-23-2019,?18:11

[Great-Kazoo]

#88040

Why that light ?

[ChickNorris]

Hmm. It must not be just my wife that gets tuned out. I don't remember that.

Ouch.

Wanna wrestle Tiger?

[ray1970]

No way. I?d be embarrassed to have my ass kicked by a girl.

[ChickNorris]

You're damn skippy



: p

[ChickNorris]

Toodles ~

[BladesNBarrels]

#88040


Edit: post whore thread #88040 - 01-23-2019,?18:11

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/39065-The-post-whore-thread/page8804

last post on the page, had to look - you got me!

[buffalobo]

Hoverines! = Red Dawn meets PWT.

And beer.

[ChickNorris]

JBC is not as bad. Try Baconator. I tried Baconator+fries combo once, and i can feel my face radiating. I think I felt the pimple being generated on my face. lol

Hahaha

[ChickNorris]

You know....dude style.


Hey Brutal..... nut to butt...lol.

Right

[wyome]

Sooooo when elections go bad everyone sez they are going to Utah, Montana, wyoming.... why not kansas?

[ChickNorris]

Sooooo when elections go bad everyone sez they are going to Utah, Montana, wyoming.... why not kansas?

Do tell

[buffalobo]

Sooooo when elections go bad everyone sez they are going to Utah, Montana, wyoming.... why not kansas?

Cause it's Kansas.[mop]

Northwest Kansas not so bad.

[wyome]

Tell?
I'm asking

[ChickNorris]

A person I knew once said you could stand on a tuna can & see the back of your head in Kansas.

Id ask but he passed.

[Irving]

Kansas has the lowest map sales per capita.

[Irving]

Adult Swim videos never disappoint.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6tipqHeiMQ

[SideShow Bob]

Kansas has the lowest map sales per capita.

The wind in Kansas would blow so hard if Denver didn’t suck so bad........

[OtterbatHellcat]

Rabbit is good, rabbit is wise.

[OtterbatHellcat]

5.556 ?

You must have displeased the Gods,.....bad Cheeto.

[wyome]

The wind in Kansas would blow so hard if Denver didn?t suck so bad........

The wind in kansas was pretty brutal today

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey Wyome….are you there now?

[Great-Kazoo]

Sooooo when elections go bad everyone sez they are going to Utah, Montana, wyoming.... why not kansas?

Ice storms, super cold and wet in winter. Crazy tax system, like NE. Extremely humid in spring - fall, till crops are in. and the Number 1 reason




















It's Kansas

[Irving]

More public land than Nebraska though.

[Great-Kazoo]

More public land than Nebraska though.

Sure .

Of course being so flat you'd probably drive around in squares looking for it.



Where is it again? They said drive 5 miles out on road D, till you come to where the old hansen place use to be. Just across from the wheat field, with the DeKalb sign

[SideShow Bob]

Sure .

Of course being so flat you'd probably drive around in squares looking for it.



Where is it again? They said drive 5 miles out on road D, till you come to where the old hansen place use to be. Just across from the wheat field, with the DeKalb sign

And you just described how to get everywhere in Kansas.......

[Great-Kazoo]

And you just described how to get everywhere in Kansas.......

Yeppers.

IMO i don't see how moving from a place with mountains, the view of them and ability to explore a variety of terrain. Could get anyone to move to some flat, humid, nondescript place, like KS.



There's No Place Like Home


of course there isn't. Just not Kansas.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, Kansas pretty much blows ass.

[wyome]

Hey Wyome….are you there now?

Nope.... was passing thru on my way to Georgia

[OtterbatHellcat]

Glad to hear it.

I hope Georgia has found you well...with hot chicks waving palm branches over your head while you sip from the nectar of the Gods.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Where the hell is everyone? Place been dead recently.

I'm wearing clean clothes, bathed and I called my mom today...pay my bills and vote republican...wth?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Andy Stanley does deliver a good message usually, he is talented.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight :)

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[buffalobo]

Ummagumma

[ChickNorris]

: )

[GilpinGuy]

Mornin! Just got home from work and enjoying a little Makers Mark.

Funny...I went to the local liquor store a while back before work (maybe 8pm) and put a bottle or a 12 pack on the counter, I forget which. The cashier saw me in my suit (aka "costume") and said "Just get off work?"

I said, "Nah, just heading in."

She just said, "Ohhhh" and the look on her face was priceless, like was pounding booze before work. Of course it was for AFTER work, like right now.[LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

In Vegas for step brothers wedding many years ago....my Dad and I in tuxes step into an elevator...doors close.

Some lady says, "Wow, look at you guys, you heading to an event?".

Without skipping a beat, Dad says "We're security for John Gotti, he's in town for a special event".

The look on the ladies face was priceless.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good morning.

[Great-Kazoo]

mornin

[ChickNorris]

: )

Gents

[Great-Kazoo]

Mornin! Just got home from work and enjoying a little Makers Mark.

Funny...I went to the local liquor store a while back before work (maybe 8pm) and put a bottle or a 12 pack on the counter, I forget which. The cashier saw me in my suit (aka "costume") and said "Just get off work?"

I said, "Nah, just heading in."

She just said, "Ohhhh" and the look on her face was priceless, like was pounding booze before work. Of course it was for AFTER work, like right now.[LOL]

Speaking of liquor stores. They sell full strength beer and hard liquor & wine in AZ. Based on the number of vehicles outside the mom & pop ones in town. It hasn't hurt them, like it was said it will in CO.

[SideShow Bob]

Heck, they sell hard liquor and full strength beer at Circle Ks and 7-11s in AZ. And they have for ever. It keeps the drunks off the main roads and in their local neighborhoods. Liquor stores have better prices though.
The legal drinking age used to be 19 for anything until the feds got involved.

[BladesNBarrels]

Most every state I visit outside CO has wine and beer in the grocery stores.
As progressive and liberal as CO is claiming to be, the blue laws are still solidly entrenched.
Better get me some fresh coffee.
Super Bowl Sunday!

[Coffee]

[ray1970]

Going into Walmart in Nebraska years ago I was surprised to see you could buy hard liquor.

[Great-Kazoo]

Going into Walmart in Nebraska years ago I was surprised to see you could buy hard liquor.

You get a Call this Number For a Good Time, business card with each purchase

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm finding that I enjoy taking a pretzel stick and using it to stabby, stab, stab little meat and cheese cubes.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm finding that I enjoy taking a pretzel stick and using it to stabby, stab, stab little meat and cheese cubes.

Those like twigs n berries?

[GilpinGuy]

Last grave shift tonight! Woohoo! Can't wait to start the new gig.

[Grant H.]

Congrats!

In other news, these winter storms can suck a big one...

I've rebooked my flights 3 times today. Now hanging out at the airport till my 8:30 flight to the wrong city.

[Great-Kazoo]

Winds are crazy out here. Upper atmosphere winds were blowing enough to break up the clouds.

https://i.imgur.com/nzcZU1sm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/tgpU31Xm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/pCRSSrzm.jpg

[ChickNorris]

I'm finding that I enjoy taking a pretzel stick and using it to stabby, stab, stab little meat and cheese cubes.

: )

[ChickNorris]

Football watchers

[Great-Kazoo]

Football watchers

who ?

[ChickNorris]

Dunno... them there watching

[Great-Kazoo]

Dunno... them there watching

Ahh. join the crowd of non futball american watchers.

[Mazin]

Only interest I have in football stays at the college level.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't care who ya are....if you see the last three seconds of a "Turbotaxlive" commercial.....you'll likely SEE Turbolaxitive.

I did, and then I laughed my ass off.

[ChickNorris]

So here we are, not watching football

[OtterbatHellcat]

What would you like to see?

*loaded question*

[ChickNorris]

Not see.

Do.

; )

Giggle snort

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ah!...of course.

What would you like to DO ?

[Great-Kazoo]

So here we are, not watching football

Nope, listening to some music , browsing netflix, amazon and what ever else i'm sharing to see what's on. Probably watch Gabriel Inglesias later


Antman and the wasp was decent. Ties in why one saw what they did, at the end of Avengers: Infinity War

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naked Twister sound good?

[Great-Kazoo]

Naked Twister sound good?

I'll let you spin first.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Not with you, pervert.

[Great-Kazoo]

Not with you, pervert.

Oh come on. I'll show you a different meaning to slippery slope .






Whattya mean Cooties !

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is that the one deal with the thing?

[ChickNorris]

Naked Twister sound good?

Is that a challenge?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is that a challenge?

Could be....I have great core strength.

[ChickNorris]

It is or it ain't. Call it

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naked Twister with you? Yeah, I'd do it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Could be....I have great core strength.

It's twister, not a butt plug

[Great-Kazoo]

Naked Twister with you? Yeah, I'd do it.

Be careful.

[OtterbatHellcat]

What's a butt plug?

[ChickNorris]

Be careful.


What's a butt plug?

Google images, filters off & find out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah...I know what a butt plug is. It looked funny to me to say "What's a butt plug?".

Anyways, how's your no Super Bowl evening going?

[Great-Kazoo]

What's a butt plug?

Usually ones butt.

[ChickNorris]

Usually ones butt.

Ba dum tss

[ChickNorris]

Anyways, how's your no Super Bowl evening going?

Meh

[Great-Kazoo]

Ba dum tss

I have my moments. Or use to.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mine too.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Anyone really want to go to work tomorrow?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey...what do you stick your pretzel in if you're from New York?


The guy said.. "A girl from Jersey".

[OtterbatHellcat]

I couldn't find the right Eubanks video with the "In my butt" comment.

I did try, however.

[wyome]

Anyone really want to go to work tomorrow?

Nope!
But I do wanna go pig hunting!
Wait I am pig hunting tomorrow!
Yay me

[SideShow Bob]

Anyone really want to go to work tomorrow?

Wish I could go to work tomorrow!

[ChickNorris]

Nope!
But I do wanna go pig hunting!
Wait I am pig hunting tomorrow!
Yay me

Oooooo have great time!

[Firehaus]

Nope!
But I do wanna go pig hunting!
Wait I am pig hunting tomorrow!
Yay me

Are you using an outfitter?


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[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[wyome]

Are you using an outfitter?


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Nope...no guarantee of critters killed either.
Hunting the backwoods areas of Ft Benning...a bunch of friends getting together to romp thru the woods and hopefully take a few pigs

[wyome]

Good morning folks

Good morning Chick...

[ChickNorris]

: )

[ChickNorris]

Heeeeere bacon.... here bacon bacon

[Firehaus]

Nope...no guarantee of critters killed either.
Hunting the backwoods areas of Ft Benning...a bunch of friends getting together to romp thru the woods and hopefully take a few pigs

Nice!

I?m looking for a good pig hunt outfitter so I thought I?d ask.


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[Irving]

Bob, I didn't want to sidetrack the gear logo thread anymore than I already have, but I wanted to let you know that your keyboard flag is hilarious!

[Great-Kazoo]

Nope...no guarantee of critters killed either.
Hunting the backwoods areas of Ft Benning...a bunch of friends getting together to romp thru the woods and hopefully take a few pigs

Good premise for a movie. Maybe throw in a canoe trip for a real swill time.

[ChickNorris]

Good premise for a movie. Maybe throw in a canoe trip for a real swill time.

Just as long as there aint no dueling banjos...

[Great-Kazoo]

Just as long as there aint no dueling banjos...

Fine. We'll go with harmonious hillbillies. Plays better to those not musically inclined.

[wyome]

Just as long as there aint no dueling banjos...

Hear Lynyrd Skynyrd Sweet Home Alabama coming across the river all the time..

[ChickNorris]

Free B.... nevermind.


Been called an idiot for that even though I know exactly why it started & most folks don't.

[ChickNorris]

B....acon

[Coffee]

[wyome]

Free Bird!

[ChickNorris]

Did you have fun today Wyome?

[wyome]

Did you have fun today Wyome?

Oh yeah!

We did a range day today...20ppl, a lot of dang firepower and a range all to ourselves. Evening was group dinner...tomorrow morning the hunting fun begins

[SideShow Bob]

Free Bird!

I would prefer “Gimme Three Steps”

[wyome]

I would prefer “Gimme Three Steps”

Sweet Home Alabama is best ever

[Great-Kazoo]

I would prefer “Gimme Three Steps”

One More Time , One More Time.

[Irving]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

[wyome]

That's a great song and video series too... timeless

[Irving]

In order of frequency we have threads on here about

Politics
Dogs
Drills
Guns

[Great-Kazoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

Not even close . With the Original Album Cover, released just before the crash.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0b9cKeuhQ

[wyome]

In order of frequency we have threads on here about

Politics
Dogs
Drills
Guns

Surprised guns is that high on the list...

[Great-Kazoo]

Surprised guns is that high on the list...

Politics seems to creep in to various threads, not directly in the actual L&P forum section.

I believe those threads mentioned, seem to have a direct correlation to ones started by Irv.

[OtterbatHellcat]

In order of frequency we have threads on here about

Politics
Dogs
Drills
Guns

That actually lends credit to not having a gun image for the board anymore, right?

Colorado DogPetters15.com.

Man, I can understand blacksheep mentality, I "IS" one...all my life. Just like when a lot of folks don't understand where I'm coming from, I don't understand where you're coming from either sometimes.

[MrPrena]

In order of frequency we have threads on here about

Politics
Dogs
Drills
Guns



and chainsaw.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Chainsaws are off limits...….."Homie".

[ChickNorris]

I kinda miss the tetris....

[ChickNorris]

Night folks

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I kinda miss the tetris....

No, you know it's a retarded endeavor.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I do know it's adequately fun for you at times though.

[Irving]

You know she was referring to Mr. Prena's last avatar right?