The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Slowly dying at the inlaws house today

Ying/Yang of life

My SIL actually died. May have been slow, no one knows, they found her on the floor early this morning.

[wyome]

I’m drinking Spanish wine at my in laws. We had fajitas and will be opening presents soon.

Nice.... fajitas make everything better

[SideShow Bob]

Ying/Yang of life

My SIL actually died. May have been slow, no one knows, they found her on the floor early this morning.

My condolences, hopefully she went peacefully & quickly.

[Irving]

My condolences, hopefully she went peacefully & quickly.

This

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ying/Yang of life

My SIL actually died. May have been slow, no one knows, they found her on the floor early this morning.

Oh shit....I'm sorry to hear about this. Our thoughts are with you and yours, Sir.

[iego]

Sorry to hear this, Great Kazoo. If we can do anything back here in Denver, just yell.

-John

[Great-Kazoo]

My condolences, hopefully she went peacefully & quickly.




This


Oh shit....I'm sorry to hear about this. Our thoughts are with you and yours, Sir.


Sorry to hear this, Great Kazoo. If we can do anything back here in Denver, just yell.

-John


Thanks all. She was in the Carolina's

[ChickNorris]

Dang, hard news Kazoo.

[Great-Kazoo]

Dang, hard news Kazoo.

Somewhat, she wasn't in the best of health. But not on a, wonder if she'll make it till.. one either.

Between the in & outlaws from middle of Nov- end of Jan literally every week has someones R.I.P .

Good thing i come from a large family, or the holidaze would be boring Although the shrinking dinner tables have toned down the volume somewhat ;)

[MrPrena]

News and NBA are only thing which are not reruns.

Zzzzzz

[Great-Kazoo]

News and NBA are only thing which are not reruns.

Zzzzzz

No firestick or roku? Figured that was included in your nespresso machine ;)

[Mazin]

Ying/Yang of life

My SIL actually died. May have been slow, no one knows, they found her on the floor early this morning.

My condolences to you and your wife especially, you are in my prayers for peace.

[ChickNorris]

I'm spent. Good nap or good night folks.

[MrPrena]

Somewhat, she wasn't in the best of health. But not on a, wonder if she'll make it till.. one either.

Between the in & outlaws from middle of Nov- end of Jan literally every week has someones R.I.P .

Good thing i come from a large family, or the holidaze would be boring Although the shrinking dinner tables have toned down the volume somewhat ;)

Condolences.


News and NBA are only thing which are not reruns.

Zzzzzz


No firestick or roku? Figured that was included in your nespresso machine ;)

My tv I bought came with Roku trial, but decide not to even do trial.
Best to just watch broadcast and find apps which shows any sports for free. (yahoo sports app , etc).

Yeah, I am very cheap on TV entertainment. :)

[brutal]

Christmas dinner guests left, wife went to bed after the weather (work in the morning) so I watched a movie on Firestick 4K on my new 4K TV.

Wife got a Roomba from a super Secret Santa (still don't know) but I suspect the contractor. Possibly all the friends chipped in. Big Mystery.

Dumb thing is getting lobster trapped by our bar stools. Gets in, can't get out.

[Irving]

Interested to know about general Roomba performance, so give us an update.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Interesting. I have had a Roomba for 8 years.
Named it Deeter & he is a handy little fellow.

[ChickNorris]

My BIL liked Deeter so much he got Consuela a short time later.

[Irving]

I imagine it is something best use every day. My aim is to reduce pet hair. I have no carpets and the fur is a bit out of control. Not like I couldn't have anyone over, and no furniture is covered in fur, but you can sweep a room, then immediately sweep again and have the same size pile. It's a big frustration.

[ChickNorris]

Yep. Exactly. Get one. Name it.

[ChickNorris]

Had to replace the broom wheel a few times over the years. Deeter is first gen, I've heard the subsequent generations have a better design & require a little less maintenance. I say little less because there is nearly none to begin with.

[Irving]

When I vacuum, the canister needs to be emptied after every room, and the amount of stuff seems way larger than a Roomba can hold.

[Irving]

Dup post

[CS1983]

Christmas dinner guests left, wife went to bed after the weather (work in the morning) so I watched a movie on Firestick 4K on my new 4K TV.

Wife got a Roomba from a super Secret Santa (still don't know) but I suspect the contractor. Possibly all the friends chipped in. Big Mystery.

Dumb thing is getting lobster trapped by our bar stools. Gets in, can't get out.

Glue an AA coin to it for inspiration.

[ChickNorris]

Irving. Trouble with tribbles?

[Irving]

Dumb thing is getting lobster trapped by our bar stools. Gets in, can't get out.
Elastic band around the bottom of each stool? Turn them upside down?


Irving. Trouble with tribbles?

I actually understand that reference, and basically yes.

[SideShow Bob]

Interested to know about general Roomba performance, so give us an update.

Here’s an article about them infernal machines. Scroll down to drawbacks.

https://www.explainthatstuff.com/how-roomba-works.html

[Irving]

Thank you.

[MrPrena]

1st day of "Return" starts.

Although I seriously dislike returns, I need to return my kid's brand new shoes. Her foot size grew within 5weeks.

If you guys are going to Thornton outlet, I will be wearing a red/burg hoodies. :D

[Great-Kazoo]

Thank you Costco, for sending me the Christmas Eve last minute specials email. This morning.

[Irving]

How is anyone supposed to realistically hunt squirrels with this kind of accuracy?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/r1qkIKVLRaqQdCSJnW_YOPEGmvCXr68ZCSjwdZqIoBkUB5QYkZ 23ekondZbMrlii8FA5LNZNSAcbZQQnic9TcNadCrpuocDiyvxB giw5U_53Rl6jSTpDonbXDLqS7niUGncYF8r0tr47jvE-B5n_4tXUhXLRtDuLN5ZQYoLIdHXdMWrISDrO1E7sGWeRnFIqs0 Bfh_VEiyfOdiSkRKZyw3ZlSs1uOrHN897auFFbwlnwSY7tOHd2 lxloAn5oMSyvk6tyoRtMV6S4aD0OMiTXjiWoF8VMG9Hq-XZ7HId5yMPDH6Gb9svfLuJHtILdn4vJtHPzd34SSuTIXqcFSPn BJHhRNgmYIvhOCaebmXFTqel1ZxZbl3x8H8z6hTZTjiAZ1p9yq WZ3ixhSDl2hWUNZoq52KA7ibENYvxQkU2B7YP7THR8RMoNFMyt 36t-0TutNN5ZAD8G3BE2h4itkpkerNKuOv50jl23I1XID2eFvUsHKQ aHLxgDIZ2Rd5ftsb8Qn3AgSa5d5Z3AqBAIAx8QmR9xLLazezVx mHQFz-DoiJpW36AWmxvuFftC1Z6_ktvvezVQj9fsIW_Z0sMS1WaEwNZQ O2AacOIBOVIKaBBTISRD8YT1cYqUjPJTj3aTGWAKGoCJkWCHp6 LU6HeRc9D0fFXdmqQgERJjQEkXy2_3PwwOenYi39D01Yv0ub2-GMv5zJ83AK6Z0rax0kuztnGg=w1113-h626-no

[Fentonite]

Pellet gun? What’s the fence look like behind the targets?

[ChickNorris]

If I posted a target of mine here would that help?

[Irving]

Pellet gun? What’s the fence look like behind the targets?

Zero penetration through the fence. This is a 20 year old crossman CO2 pistol. Half the pellets I found in the dirt, and only two were embedded in the fence.


If I posted a target of mine here would that help?

No, but this is a discussion forum and the post whore thread.

[ChickNorris]

I don't have a pellet target to share, just from my 556 (@20yds). I was standing & unsupported. Watch out 7s, I see you.

[Irving]

Oh yeah, saw a dead cow elk on the inside median of I-25 today near Castle Rock.

[ChickNorris]

This is my pellet rifle. & other photos

[SideShow Bob]

I’d post a pic of my last pellet SBR target, but a head shot on a hasenpfeffer at 15 yards is not printable on a family website.

[Great-Kazoo]

Great Googamooga, Can't Ya hear me talkin to ya

























Hey, Hey.

[ChickNorris]

Poit



Zooooorrrt

[Great-Kazoo]

You bet your bippy

[ChickNorris]

Bippy?

[Great-Kazoo]

Bippy?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UMr469p3Mg&list=PLSynr5fafNa8HUHoW3Z8GTFd_RXoH6zV5


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71VEfPEG_RE

[Great-Kazoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3V2sZvuF5g&index=2&list=PLSynr5fafNa8HUHoW3Z8GTFd_RXoH6zV5


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKfesU9Oc_E&list=PLSynr5fafNa8HUHoW3Z8GTFd_RXoH6zV5&index=5

[ChickNorris]

Understood.

[buffalobo]

Hoverines!

[Great-Kazoo]

Comprende' bien

[SideShow Bob]

Understood.


Don’t you hate it when us old farts reference something before your time.........
Thanks for cleaning some cobwebs out of my head Kazoo.

[MrPrena]

Received Free Starbucks coffee yesterday (Christmas).
Went into Starbucks 30minutes before closing, and they said they will be closing in 30min. I told em I would like to get a refill few minutes prior to dumping the coffee out.
Closing time, the employee gave me the entire box of coffee for free.

[Coffee]

Yes, I am still drinking the coffee. I am using stove heating method.

https://i.imgur.com/Czm5tEo.jpg?1

[Irving]

Nice get.

[brutal]

Elastic band around the bottom of each stool? Turn them upside down?



Larger diameter something on each leg roomba height was my first thought.

They're pretty heavy stools, with backs, and I can't be bothered to turn them onto the island every night.

She's already gotten jammed up a few times, mostly because my wife is a huge slob. First she decided is was a good idea to turn it loose upstairs and failed to close our bedroom door which is rife with Roomba choking hazards ATM. Downstairs is mostly Ok since 3/4 of it is hardwood, area rugs, and all new.

It did eat a small tree skirt so I had two rescues and just put it back into its charger until I sort out the chair thing.

[ChickNorris]

Morning folks

[hurley842002]

Morning

[Mazin]

Fuck buick, torax for the caliper bolts to the housing really!?!?!?!?!?!

Fuck Discount tire for not teaching thier "Techs" how NOT to cross thread a damn lug

/rant

[wyome]

Torx bolts, invented by the guy who is related to the guy who invented E Z outs

[Mazin]

Torx bolts, invented by the guy who is related to the guy who invented E Z outs
^Truth

[ROFL1]

[MrPrena]

My car battery change.

1. Go to interstate battery store in Arvada to pickup the battery. Must be same or very similar specs or I need to pay $$$$$$ for entire program/register/etc.

2. Take 60 minutes to install battery and wires etc etc.
No wonder the dealership charges $400 on a damn labor cost plus program.

3. Reinstal all the stuff which covers entire compartment.

BONUS: I got a huge cut on my finger and spend good 3 minutes to wipe off the blood with alcohol.

At least interstate battery gave me a 1 year prorated warranty.

[Irving]

Sounds like you saved a few hundred dollars though.

[CS1983]

Fuck buick, torax for the caliper bolts to the housing really!?!?!?!?!?!

Fuck Discount tire for not teaching thier "Techs" how NOT to cross thread a damn lug

/rant

If you do copper anti-seize and slightly under torque, it's easier to get them off next time. :D

[Great-Kazoo]

WOW... the higher elevations / hills around us have light dusting of snow. Crazy, like we're living in the foothills.

[Irving]

Fuck buick, torax for the caliper bolts to the housing really!?!?!?!?!?!

Fuck Discount tire for not teaching thier "Techs" how NOT to cross thread a damn lug

/rant

My Cavalier had torx on the brakes as well, so now I have that tool floating around my tool box now.

My neighbor had the guys at a brake shop cross thread the bolts that held the caliper on his Acura. That's why you always have to insist that they hand torque the lug nuts.

[ChickNorris]

I split my eye lid open & it required 14 microfilament stitches to repair. He did a fine job matching margins, Cheers Tad @ Rose ED.
Bout time I took some damage that looks cool.
Good shiner too... all smokey eye chic. Very hawt.

Good night folks.

[CS1983]

wait, you can't just lead in with a story like that and then not say how you did it.

[SideShow Bob]

wait, you can't just lead in with a story like that and then not say how you did it.

Exactly ! Give up the details. And the mandatory pictures.

[ChickNorris]

Nothing to tell, object met my face & hard but I kept standing. ; )

Pm # & I'll share a pic. Not doing glamour shots here.

[Great-Kazoo]

3.5 weeks till the lunar eclipse .

[ChickNorris]

That's right! Yay

[Irving]

I want to make so many jokes about burning chicken and door knobs. Okay, pretty much just that one joke.


Glad you are here to post about it.

[ChickNorris]

I want to make so many jokes about burning chicken and door knobs. Okay, pretty much just that one joke.


Glad you are here to post about it.

I don't get it. What chicken & knob?

[ChickNorris]

Okay so the phrase chicken & knob together made me giggle & the only other word that comes to mind is 'Rubber'...

But I don't think that was the joke or the punchline.

[ChickNorris]

I did just receive another proper knock on the noodle, that's my excuse.




Poit

[iego]

You've got to be careful, Chick. Tell them no solicitation! ;) Your head is important!

-John

[Great-Kazoo]

I did just receive another proper knock on the noodle, that's my excuse.




Poit

need to change that Not a Dude to

Noodle Knocker

[ChickNorris]

You've got to be careful, Chick. Tell them no solicitation! ;) Your head is important!

-John

Okay boys, I'm not privy to the old timey lore, inside jokes if that's what it is & if not, then shame because it's not nice to fiddle with the recently tarded...

[ChickNorris]

need to change that Not a Dude to

Noodle Knocker

Pervert

[iego]

Okay boys, I'm not privy to the old timey lore, inside jokes if that's what it is & if not, then shame because it's not nice to fiddle with the recently tarded...

No shame, no (maybe a little) joke,... just trying to make sure you take care of yourself!

-John

[ChickNorris]

Where's Brutal? I want to wrestle now.

[Great-Kazoo]

Pervert

you're young. It's a play on this olde german kids song. Which in todays PC world is almost erased from history.

"Slatterdeusche"

Hand on my heart, Vas ist das here?
Das ist mine tinkerbox, Mama my dear,
Tinkerbox, tinkerbox, ding ding ding doo,
Das vat I learn in der shule.
2. Eye-blinker
3. nose-blower
4. chin-chopper
5. tick-tocker
6. mitt-grabber
7. bread-basket
8. knee-bender
9. foot-stomper
10. toe-kicker
11. seat sniffer
12. soup strainer

Here's another version from, Wee Sing Silly Songs

https://bussongs.com/songs/thats-what-i-learned-at-my-school

[ChickNorris]

I got nothin' for that.

[Great-Kazoo]

I got nothin' for that.

Thank you folks, you've been a great audience. Gute Nacht.

[ChickNorris]

No shame, no (maybe a little) joke,... just trying to make sure you take care of yourself!

-John

Thanks. : )

[ChickNorris]

Im out too. Good night folks!

[CS1983]

The boys are really liking their mini-picnic table. They seem to do much better during meals vs the booster seats. Collapses flat, so we can take it places too.
https://i.imgur.com/XgFfq13.png

[ChickNorris]

Behaving like big boys, Good show!

[Irving]

Saw one of these picnic tables the other day and thought it was pretty cool.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Convert-A-Bench-Outdoor-Bench-and-Picnic-Table/4698753?wmlspartner=wlpa&adid=22222222227001154857&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=42976136792&wl4=pla-56943786047&wl5=9052979&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=4698753&wl13=&veh=sem&gclid=Cj0KCQiAjZLhBRCAARIsAFHWpbGATKuR8s61nUzfTV_W NgWFeE6FYBA1q9Eui_uCdpVLvyPrODn9inEaAm3REALw_wcB

[Irving]

I need a favor. Go to Amazon and in the search bar type "mens" and see what auto fills behind that.

I just did that and the next word was EXACTLY what I was going to search. It shouldn't be anywhere close to the top search, hasn't been the top search in the past, I've yet to look it up yet, and haven't even said it out loud to anyone. F'ing Amazon.

[iego]

mens slippers

[Irving]

Okay, that's what came up for me. Think it must be the time of year.

Thank you for the assist.

[Irving]

Wish front axles were this easy to replace.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVj7JSpSpU

[Irving]

Kid saves his dad's life. https://www.outsideonline.com/2368261/crashing-down

My wife has a story about saving her dad when she was around that age as well.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks.

[ray1970]

Brr. Finally getting some cooler weather. Think I'll have to find something to do indoors today.

[Irving]

Supposed to do a roof today.

[ray1970]

Supposed to do a roof today.

Well that sucks. Hopefully the wind will stay down for you at least.

[ChickNorris]

Take a picture please, I still like 'em.

[ray1970]

Trying to decide if I want to go check out Shoot Indoors in Broomfield today or maybe go bowling.

[Irving]

Take a picture please, I still like 'em.

Nothing special about this roof. It's not a normal inspection either, which means it's going to take forever and be freezing the entire time.


Trying to decide if I want to go check out Shoot Indoors in Broomfield today or maybe go bowling.

If they are still running a Bowling pin match there, you can do both. I think it was on Fridays back when I did a few.

[ChickNorris]

I like the view from, not of the roof.

[ChickNorris]

My eyehole hurts today.

The coloration is amazing, perfect, like a leading lady who's too pretty & uppity to really be bruised.

Hehehe

[wyome]

Sleep....need sleep....ugh

Nice axle video tho

[ChickNorris]

Yes indeed. Good video! Thanks.

I have an amalgam of new & salvaged bearings among other machine parts (heat sinks, medical devices etc.) that i have on display because i find them lovely to look at. But I also have a 5' Wizard gumball machine, a table made from Norwegian beach driftwood, a Nimitz class aircraft carrier model toy, a coconut on a pedestal, 10' high powered rocket that's gone mach & been to 26k ft & 300yo S. American misc. wood doors in my living room.... so there's no accounting for my taste.

Lovelovelove atv camshafts et al. because they're small enough to use /integrate for furniture accents. I want to make a new chandelier.

[ChickNorris]

Night Wyome! Rest well.

[Irving]

Didn't get a ton of sleep last night. So of course while trying to rush out the door this morning, I rubbed Colgate Whitening toothpaste into my hair instead of my usual hair product.

[ChickNorris]

No you didn't. That was the other you.

[Irving]

If your dog shits in EVERY part of the yard, behind the A/C, on top of a rock, then it's time to clean up the yard!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Been a rough week + the holiday factors.

Ed crashed in the kitchen x-mas night. He's okay besides his ego, but he broke the knob off the 39 year old dishwasher in the process. NObody has that part, and machine needs replaced right away, seems he dirties dishes at the rate of three people. I laid out all the chips on the table to a big boss yesterday, appears to have gone well...I'm still employed. Today I had some metal bounce off my eye, thank goodness it didn't stick there. Really need to just get through this new year business and get stuff back to normal...again, holidays in the middle of the week back to back really screws up routines/continuity.

[ChickNorris]

If your dog shits in EVERY part of the yard, behind the A/C, on top of a rock, then it's time to clean up the yard!

Apparently on top of the a/c was or is open territory, so not just yet.

[ChickNorris]

Been a rough week + the holiday factors.

Ed crashed in the kitchen x-mas night. He's okay besides his ego, but he broke the knob off the 39 year old dishwasher in the process. NObody has that part, and machine needs replaced right away, seems he dirties dishes at the rate of three people. I laid out all the chips on the table to a big boss yesterday, appears to have gone well...I'm still employed. Today I had some metal bounce off my eye, thank goodness it didn't stick there. Really need to just get through this new year business and get stuff back to normal...again, holidays in the middle of the week back to back really screws up routines/continuity.

Check ebay JIC

[OtterbatHellcat]

That was part of the online tour. No banana for you, monkey.

[Great-Kazoo]

Been a rough week + the holiday factors.

Ed crashed in the kitchen x-mas night. He's okay besides his ego, but he broke the knob off the 39 year old dishwasher in the process. NObody has that part, and machine needs replaced right away, seems he dirties dishes at the rate of three people. I laid out all the chips on the table to a big boss yesterday, appears to have gone well...I'm still employed. Today I had some metal bounce off my eye, thank goodness it didn't stick there. Really need to just get through this new year business and get stuff back to normal...again, holidays in the middle of the week back to back really screws up routines/continuity.

Rogers appliance in greality

[OtterbatHellcat]

Monkey need banana.

[Great-Kazoo]

Yes indeed. Good video! Thanks.

I have an amalgam of new & salvaged bearings among other machine parts (heat sinks, medical devices etc.) that i have on display because i find them lovely to look at. But I also have a 5' Wizard gumball machine, a table made from Norwegian beach driftwood, a Nimitz class aircraft carrier model toy, a coconut on a pedestal, 10' high powered rocket that's gone mach & been to 26k ft & 300yo S. American misc. wood doors in my living room.... so there's no accounting for my taste.

Lovelovelove atv camshafts et al. because they're small enough to use /integrate for furniture accents. I want to make a new chandelier.


How many support bars in the ceiling you need for that?


The wizard machine, that's a nice piece of work.

[Great-Kazoo]

Didn't get a ton of sleep last night. So of course while trying to rush out the door this morning, I rubbed Colgate Whitening toothpaste into my hair instead of my usual hair product.

Better colgate than Prep H .

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'll relay that, kazoo. Thank you.

[CS1983]

Better colgate than Prep H .

Wherein Irving shows up to work looking like Baby Herman from the neck up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is there a chance you meant Ricks Appliance?

[Great-Kazoo]

Is there a chance you meant Ricks Appliance?

probably off 8th and 2nd 820 2nd st 970-353-7333

[ChickNorris]

Better colgate than Prep H .

Or Nair.

Who wears short shorts......

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah that's it, kazoo. Left a message.


"We wear short shorts".

Hot pants for MEN.

[Irving]

It was Colgate whitening. I already have some white in my beard, so now it just matches a little better.
#silverfox
#hotsanta

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol.

[Irving]

How is anyone supposed to realistically hunt squirrels with this kind of accuracy?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/r1qkIKVLRaqQdCSJnW_YOPEGmvCXr68ZCSjwdZqIoBkUB5QYkZ 23ekondZbMrlii8FA5LNZNSAcbZQQnic9TcNadCrpuocDiyvxB giw5U_53Rl6jSTpDonbXDLqS7niUGncYF8r0tr47jvE-B5n_4tXUhXLRtDuLN5ZQYoLIdHXdMWrISDrO1E7sGWeRnFIqs0 Bfh_VEiyfOdiSkRKZyw3ZlSs1uOrHN897auFFbwlnwSY7tOHd2 lxloAn5oMSyvk6tyoRtMV6S4aD0OMiTXjiWoF8VMG9Hq-XZ7HId5yMPDH6Gb9svfLuJHtILdn4vJtHPzd34SSuTIXqcFSPn BJHhRNgmYIvhOCaebmXFTqel1ZxZbl3x8H8z6hTZTjiAZ1p9yq WZ3ixhSDl2hWUNZoq52KA7ibENYvxQkU2B7YP7THR8RMoNFMyt 36t-0TutNN5ZAD8G3BE2h4itkpkerNKuOv50jl23I1XID2eFvUsHKQ aHLxgDIZ2Rd5ftsb8Qn3AgSa5d5Z3AqBAIAx8QmR9xLLazezVx mHQFz-DoiJpW36AWmxvuFftC1Z6_ktvvezVQj9fsIW_Z0sMS1WaEwNZQ O2AacOIBOVIKaBBTISRD8YT1cYqUjPJTj3aTGWAKGoCJkWCHp6 LU6HeRc9D0fFXdmqQgERJjQEkXy2_3PwwOenYi39D01Yv0ub2-GMv5zJ83AK6Z0rax0kuztnGg=w1113-h626-no

This accuracy is so far NOT adequate for squirrel hunting. Fortunately, it's not even accurate enough for squirrel wounding, which is not the goal.

[CS1983]

Have you tried throwing it at the squirrels?

[Irving]

I think my daughter might have a better throwing arm than me.

[CS1983]

Take your daughter squirrel clubbing!

[Irving]

Put on your sequined hunting top sweetheart, we're going squirrel clubbing!

My daughter says that she doesn't like squirrels and wants to hunt them. I have a feeling that once she witnesses one getting dead she might change her mind.

However, she lived through the rooster culling, and doesn't mind gutting up fish at all. The true test will be how she feels about eating squirrels and especially rabbits. Only time (and probably Instagram) will tell.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just get a small trap and introduce them to swimming lessons.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Five gallon buckets work really well for that.

[Irving]

I'd consider that if I had a pest problem, but in this case it is not the method of take in which I'm interested at this time.

[ChickNorris]

Pew pew

[Great-Kazoo]

Hot pants for MEN.



Nair Club for Men.



Daisey Dukes for Dicks


They even fit, eunuchs






The Jig is Up... AND GONE !

[wyome]

I want a Pet squirrel still

[ChickNorris]

I actually raised two from a couple of weeks of age until they were 6 months, then I relocated them. It was a hassle. Named them Bud & Alice.

& no, not to heaven.

[ray1970]

I've probably killed hundreds of squirrels in my lifetime. Nothing like a good squirrel gumbo.

[ChickNorris]

After those 2, I've never suffered another.

[ChickNorris]

Tap tap tap....

[Irving]

I want this in my life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU

[ChickNorris]

Tap tap tap...

[ChickNorris]

Im bored.

[ChickNorris]

Bored.

[Fentonite]

Didn't get a ton of sleep last night. So of course while trying to rush out the door this morning, I rubbed Colgate Whitening toothpaste into my hair instead of my usual hair product.

I woke up the other night with a fit of heartburn / regurg. My wife handed me what I thought was our usual bottle of Tums, saying ?here?s the antacid?. So I promptly removed the cap and poured about a 1/2 cup of Mylanta into my hand, down my chest, and onto the bed. Thanks, honey.

ETA: not intended to imply it was my lovely wifey’s fault...

[ChickNorris]

I'll be a good Mrs.& go cook or vacuum or sew some thing.

& if I pass along bottled meds in the dark, I'll be sure to mention which state of matter is contained therein.

Night folks.

[Mazin]

I woke up the other night with a fit of heartburn / regurg. My wife handed me what I thought was our usual bottle of Tums, saying ?here?s the antacid?. So I promptly removed the cap and poured about a 1/2 cup of Mylanta into my hand, down my chest, and onto the bed. Thanks, honey.

[ROFL1]

[Irving]

I woke up the other night with a fit of heartburn / regurg. My wife handed me what I thought was our usual bottle of Tums, saying ?here?s the antacid?. So I promptly removed the cap and poured about a 1/2 cup of Mylanta into my hand, down my chest, and onto the bed. Thanks, honey.

ETA: not intended to imply it was my lovely wifey’s fault...

Excellent.

[Irving]

Im bored.

Maniac on Netflix.

[Mazin]

Red Dawn the original or remake, if your really bored watch the first thne the remake, you'll kill some time.

[Irving]

Grew up as a bit of an import car guy and never even knew this vehicle existed.

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/2018-toyota-century-first-drive-review/

[Fentonite]

Me neither. Neat.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Interesting car/article....kinda funny the car isn't exported, and the badging is still in Egnrish.

[Great-Kazoo]

Interesting car/article....kinda funny the car isn't exported, and the badging is still in Egnrish.


Go, Go, Godzilla

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cool song.

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/muUZjovOFRg

[OtterbatHellcat]

Kazoo...it's like 10 degrees here.

[MrPrena]

Interesting car/article....kinda funny the car isn't exported, and the badging is still in Egnrish.


It will be in StarWars language soon.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/f8/29/6bf829f816ad578952597509cec0a042.jpg

[brutal]

Where's Brutal? I want to wrestle now.

Not with my knees.

I already got my ass kicked once by a girl @shooting.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo, Brutal.

[brutal]

heya, I should be in bed.

Another late night helping a client - while I'm supposed to be on PTO.

At least I got my truck tags done today. 3 people ahead of me at the DMV. wow.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah. I was so dammed tired I hit the fart sack for a nap around 4:30 and woke up at midnight. I'll be up for a while.

I only have one awesome DMV story, but it was magical....unbeknownst to me, their computers had been down all day and I showed up at the Ft. Lupton office right when the system came back up....I was the only dude there. Kinda like winning the lottery for tags.

[brutal]

Yeah. I was so dammed tired I hit the fart sack for a nap around 4:30 and woke up at midnight. I'll be up for a while.

I only have one awesome DMV story, but it was magical....unbeknownst to me, their computers had been down all day and I showed up at the Ft. Lupton office right when the system came back up....I was the only dude there. Kinda like winning the lottery for tags.

I used to walk into the Parker office and get waived right over to an open desk. Alas, they closed it down years ago when they moved into the one on Lincoln west of I25.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's dedication to help a client when you're off the clock. Integrity.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Annual car insurance fees, and my storage fee can officially kiss my ass. Hopefully this is my last storage fee....$800 for six months last time, I'd appreciate finding out that it hasn't gone up but I'll be finding out tomorrow.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wait....I mean...today. Right now is tomorrow but today, tomorrow is still tomorrow yet.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Who doesn't clean their bathtub at 3:36 am?

[OtterbatHellcat]

btw.... the fender flare world for old trucks went to shit in a hand basket. Cut my fenders up for a flare?...you suck.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait....I mean...today. Right now is tomorrow but today, tomorrow is still tomorrow yet.



How can you be two places at once.

When you're really no where at all.

[Great-Kazoo]

Who doesn't clean their bathtub at 3:36 am?


Speed freaks

Now commonly referred to as meth heads.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[hurley842002]

Morning

[ChickNorris]

: )

[Great-Kazoo]

Sun is taking its time breaking through the clouds, this morning.

[ChickNorris]

No sun here

[ChickNorris]

According to my husband :CAFO - cold as f* out too

[ChickNorris]

He went out for Santiago Saturday

[wyome]

Hmmm.... Santiago's does sound good

[ChickNorris]

Geez, I'm already bored.

[ChickNorris]

My burrito was ok.

[wyome]

You could clean your bathtub like OBC did

[Great-Kazoo]

cold water faucets running - check

Hot water heater working - check

hot water @ faucet - negative.

outside air temp = 23.

water heater and all lines insulated - check

[wyome]

9? in the santiago's drive thru in castle Rock

[ChickNorris]

10? in CCN

[ChickNorris]

Im going to the indoor range. Ta!

[ChickNorris]

Oh, & then for giggles, my first Tanner.

[wyome]

Have fun, i'm going to Danger Lee in Elizabeth to pick up my little rifle he cerakote for me

[SideShow Bob]

Im going to the indoor range. Ta!

*I meant to quote your post about going to your first Tanner.... Mypost will make more sense then.....*


You’ll love the selection of essential oils, potted plants, homemade craft items and nic nacs. Oh yeah, the selection of jerky of all flavors.

And being “Not a Dude” with a shiner & stitches, you will be hounded by every dealer to sell you all their little pink pistols & revolvers.

[SideShow Bob]

Have fun, i'm going to Danger Lee in Elizabeth to pick up my little rifle he cerakote for me

He does do a great cerakote. Tell him hello for me.

[ChickNorris]

*I meant to quote your post about going to your first Tanner.... Mypost will make more sense then.....*

And being ?Not a Dude? with a shiner & stitches, you will be hounded by every dealer to sell you all their little pink pistols & revolvers.

That a euphemism?

[CS1983]

Could just respond like Amy Sedaris did when she had a makeup artist make her look beat up for a magazine cover, and then went out in NYC: "We're so in love!"

[ChickNorris]

Im going with the assumption that the majority of ya'll haven't met me so you wouldn't know that I'm not generally 'hounded' by anyone for anything.

I can't really say to why that is. Maybe later today one of you can speak up.

[mlp]

[SideShow Bob]

That a euphemism?

You are just like most members here, your mind is in the gutter....

[ChickNorris]

Huh, you said ... member.

[Irving]

Halitosis?

[ChickNorris]

Wtf Irving?

[Irving]

Just spit balling ideas

[MrPrena]

I got 2 electronic damper control and electric brake control warning light with limp mode again.

Another day of hours and hours of searching on car forum DIY section.

[Great-Kazoo]

Im going with the assumption that the majority of ya'll haven't met me so you wouldn't know that I'm not generally 'hounded' by anyone for anything.

I can't really say to why that is. Maybe later today one of you can speak up.

[mlp]

It's hard to get a real read from the internet. What or how one post something is always read the way others would think you're actually saying it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Finally, hot water. Seems we missed a small section of pipe, when checking everything last month. Thankfully the pex flexed.

Who knew a few inches of pipe makes a difference.

[buffalobo]

Finally, hot water. Seems we missed a small section of pipe, when checking everything last month. Thankfully the pex flexed.

Who knew a few inches of pipe makes a difference.Well there ya go, you do now.

[Irving]

Did it freeze?

[KS63]

Totally ignored at the cash register to buy a part at Bowers. Made eye contact twice without a response. Stood there with my wife for a few more minutes then I left. Never had that happen before at that business. Was taken care of. Taking my business to Tim at Dangerlee Ind. and Noah at Ark Tactical. Disappointed to say the least.

[wyome]

I took my business to Tim @ Danger Lee today.... great, fun cerakote job on my ruger charger...

Didn't visit with him too long today

[Mazin]

Who knew a few inches of pipe makes a difference.

If you dont have it you dont know.....[Coffee]


Love non loud brakes again. Thank you Lord for a decent weather and everything working correctly.

[ChickNorris]

If you dont have it you dont know.....[Coffee]
.

Poit

[Mazin]

Oh Mrs Mazin knows I gotzz all da pipe

Galvanized, some copper and of course PVC....nothing like laying da pipe [Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

Did it freeze?

Yes, or at least enough to keep the water pressure in the hot water tank down to a very slow trickle. Picking up some pipe insulation at the hardware store.
Everyone there was looking for the same thing. Plus heat tape etc. due to as the locals say was "an unusual freeze for this time of year" Usually it happens in Jan, ummm hey folks technically it's here.

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh Mrs Mazin knows I gotzz all da pipe

Galvanized, some copper and of course PVC....nothing like laying da pipe [Coffee]

More like a Crack Pipe der homie

[ChickNorris]

I skipped Tanner.

Stabby stab stab


Mmrrruugh

[Mazin]

More like a Crack Pipe der homie

Hey man just because I live off hofax a brudda is smokin? [ROFL1]

I skipped Tanner.

Stabby stab stab


Mmrrruugh

You missed:
Over priced guns
Over priced CCW training
Over priced knick knacks
Annoying people (some not all)
Stupid parking

[Great-Kazoo]

I skipped Tanner.

Stabby stab stab


Mmrrruugh

You saved $10, or what ever the current door charge is.

[MrPrena]

I still have Federal 168 BTHP Gold Medal 308 ammo from CROSSROAD gun show 15+ years ago.

I miss old crossroad gun shows.

[ChickNorris]

Just never been to a gun show.

There is always next month.

[MrPrena]

Totally ignored at the cash register to buy a part at Bowers. Made eye contact twice without a response. Stood there with my wife for a few more minutes then I left. Never had that happen before at that business. Was taken care of. Taking my business to Tim at Dangerlee Ind. and Noah at Ark Tactical. Disappointed to say the least.

I know they are IP with this forum. Haven't been there.



Just never been to a gun show.

There is always next month.

No way Joe-Say!
Old gun shows use to be awesome. (90s and older).
Now, you might find 3-4 deals per show if lucky.
Shows are better just to spend time looking at some firearms in close and handling it.

[Great-Kazoo]

I still have Federal 168 BTHP Gold Medal 308 ammo from CROSSROAD gun show 15+ years ago.

I miss old crossroad gun shows.

Next one is in Feb,or March, down here.

[Mazin]

Always thought the crossroads was a better show than the tanner when they were here.

[ChickNorris]

Yay.

I'm shooting outdoors tomorrow.

Have my gear ready.

Tick tock tick

[ChickNorris]

All I've got. Good night folks

[wyome]

Night chick

Orange bowl a lil more interesting than the cotton bowl

[Mazin]

Yea ND had thier hands full. Bama started out by steam rolling OU but now that I took my nap it looks like OU started making some yardage.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Finally, hot water. Seems we missed a small section of pipe, when checking everything last month. Thankfully the pex flexed.

Who knew a few inches of pipe makes a difference.

On a similar note.... (helping my girlfriend make the bed)…. pulling the covers up over the sheets she says...

"Yank it harder"... okay.

Side to side difference was off, and she followed up with "I've got a good seven inches over here".

Yes you do, Ma'am.... ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Seriously though, Kazoo...I'm happy to hear that what could have been much worse seems to have been less than that. Problems like that really suck.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Got about another six hours of wiring in on my project....grrrrrr. Tedious.

[Great-Kazoo]

Got about another six hours of wiring in on my project....grrrrrr. Tedious.

Good to hear. But........will it pass emissions?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Doesn't matter in AZ...and that's where it will be plated. Fu k Colorado.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Actually it would pass emissions here, but I'm not gonna bother going through the hoops for the green plate.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh...and the fukkin storage was $1100. Ow, my ass.

[OtterbatHellcat]

A French kiss and some lube might have been appropriate before that little exchange.

[SideShow Bob]

I just found 2 - 1# packages of hickory bacon from Edwards meats on 44th Ave. printed on the label and rapped in butcher paper of an unknown vintage at the bottom of my chest freezer.
They have been there so long I don’t even remember buying them...... It made me think of Gilpin Guy’s bacon he used to sell

Hey Irving, are you feeling brave and want to try a pound out with those 1,000 year Vaseline eggs that you preserved ?

.

[Irving]

Just never been to a gun show.

There is always next month.

Nope, next month the Stock Show is in town. You know the correct choice.

[Irving]

I just found 2 - 1# packages of hickory bacon from Edwards meats on 44th Ave. printed on the label and rapped in butcher paper of an unknown vintage at the bottom of my chest freezer.
They have been there so long I don’t even remember buying them...... It made me think of Gilpin Guy’s bacon he used to sell

Hey Irving, are you feeling brave and want to try a pound out with those 1,000 year Vaseline eggs that you preserved ?

.

Possibly. I hear that properly frozen meat lasts much longer than people think.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So it's kinda like hope then.

I'm glad to hear that. :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't know how to freeze actual hope, but if ya can't, I'm fucked.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I feel guilty that I've not changed the oil in my car for too long.

[brutal]

Have fun, i'm going to Danger Lee in Elizabeth to pick up my little rifle he cerakote for me

I went this afternoon late to pick up my newest form 4 paperwork. My free Octane 9 came in.

Walked out with a new pig sticker - can be seen in the latest purchase thread.

[brutal]

Hey man just because I live off hofax a brudda is smokin? [ROFL1]


You missed:
Over priced guns
Over priced CCW training
Over priced knick knacks
Annoying people (some not all)
Stupid parking

You forget the mass of BO

[brutal]

You saved $10, or what ever the current door charge is.

$12 now

[brutal]

I feel guilty that I've not changed the oil in my car for too long.

My truck is overdue (on time not miles) and I feel like a shitstick for it. I just hate letting anyone else touch it.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[hurley842002]

Morning

[ChickNorris]

: )

[ChickNorris]

Pew pew. Pew

[wyome]

Why can't my damn dog sleep in like everyone else is trying to do

[Great-Kazoo]

Why can't my damn dog sleep in like everyone else is trying to do

Hear ya. An hour left before sunrise and BARK!. One bark you can tell then shut up and go back to bed, just like kids. The 2nd one and you know they have to go.

[Great-Kazoo]

My truck is overdue (on time not miles) and I feel like a shitstick for it. I just hate letting anyone else touch it.

Ours is this >< close. I'm using the other 2 vehicles, holding out the shop and lift will be set up. Before it hits that magical 3500 oil change mark.

[brutal]

Ours is this >< close. I'm using the other 2 vehicles, holding out the shop and lift will be set up. Before it hits that magical 3500 oil change mark.

I have filters and plenty of oil stocked up, just time/timing and/or weather.

My damn hair is worse, seems like I haven't been for like 2 months, and this is one old guy whose hair still grows so it's pretty shaggy and the bedhead is outrageous. I actually resorted to running the clippers around my ears and trimming my bangs myself cause it was in my eyes all the damn time. I have to visit a client next Thursday so the writing's on the wall...

[Erni]

With a bit of Holiday time I got to work on my 3d printer. That sum beach will not keep a print together. Broke it apart a bit and I think the linear bearings are filled with crud and occasionally jam. Thanks China and domestic kit vendor.

[electronman1729]

Post 1,000

[Irving]

If aliens came down from space and listened to rap music, do you think they would be fascinated by our apparently thuggish community of accountants and bank tellers?

[Great-Kazoo]

If aliens came down from space and listened to rap music, do you think they would be fascinated by our apparently thuggish community of accountants and bank tellers?

The real question would be. If that were to happen. All the we're all equal no matter gender, race etc. folks.
How loud would the outcry be over the ALIENS using the N word and denigrating women be

[ChickNorris]

The real question would be. If that were to happen. All the we're all equal no matter gender, race etc. folks.
How loud would the outcry be over the ALIENS using the N word and denigrating women be

I cant figure out if you're channeling Yoda maybe or if my noodle knock was harder than I thought...

[OtterbatHellcat]

My truck is overdue (on time not miles) and I feel like a shitstick for it. I just hate letting anyone else touch it.

Yes,..seems I remember discussing the punk retards at Colorado air care zinging our cars while we stand in the booth pretending we're vigorously strangling him the whole time. I know that's what I do.

Both of mine are overdue for oil, but I'm spending all my time on the truck. It's time to focus on my drivers, I have the shit in stock too...there really is no excuse in not getting it done. I hear ya on the haircut thing as well, but I'll never go back to the fuktastic sams again.