The post whore thread.

[UncleDave]

I'll have to Ho-miliate you

[UncleDave]

File a Ho-Suit

[yankeefan98121]

we should come up with some ho-man-ments

[yankeefan98121]

you know just some horules to ho by

[UncleDave]

Thou shalt not covet your fellow ho's posts!

[yankeefan98121]

Thou shalt not covet you fellow ho's posts!

yeah![ROFL1]

[02ducky]

If I was going to a country bar I would be going to a ho down

[UncleDave]

Thou shalt not take your hoin' in vain

[yankeefan98121]

If I was going to a country bar I would be going to a ho down

is that like a charity car wash?

[yankeefan98121]

Thou shall be a faithful ho

[02ducky]

Thou shalt not covet you fellow ho's posts!

Classic, might have to put that one in my signature. With your premission of course

[UncleDave]

Soapy Ho

[UncleDave]

Feel free Ducky

[yankeefan98121]

I carry a hopurse, got mi condoms in it

[UncleDave]

Thou shalt give the tinth of your ho parts

[02ducky]

^ thanks ya ho!

[UncleDave]

Welcome ho

[yankeefan98121]

Thou shalt give the tinth of your ho parts

So that my pimp right [ROFL1]

[UncleDave]

Tell the truth, the ho truth, and nothing but the truth, ho

[yankeefan98121]

honor among ho's

[UncleDave]

Everybody gotta give it up to somebody

[02ducky]

Two time ho! (Better than a part time ho)

[yankeefan98121]

you can't handle the ho'truth!

[yankeefan98121]

I'm giving up the whoring tonight, gotta get my horest

[UncleDave]

The truth is you want me on that ho. You need me on that ho!

[UncleDave]

Night ho

[02ducky]

Later ho!

[yankeefan98121]

might rub a ho one out first

[02ducky]

Dang it's ho dark thirty. Gonna bow out myself in a minute.

[UncleDave]

I am to bed ho's, ho tight now!

[yankeefan98121]

colfax is already hot ASS hell. my balls are already sticking to my thighs, should've babypowdered! hahah

[yankeefan98121]

where all my whores at

[yankeefan98121]

whoring solo

[jackthewall81]

You should be the ultimate post whore, oh wait, you are!

[yankeefan98121]

yes! I've always wanted to accomplish something great in life

[Ridge]

yes! I've always wanted to accomplish something great in life

Keep up the good work!

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2011/110704-derpy-usa.jpg

[02ducky]

Yankeefan has put a new name to being a post whore. Solo, lonely, penny picking, sweaty thigh corner working ho.

[Ridge]

http://i.imgur.com/0tVeg.gif

[yankeefan98121]

Yankeefan has put a new name to being a post whore. Solo, lonely, penny picking, sweaty thigh corner working ho.

[ROFL1][ROFL2]

[Beer]

awesome!

[02ducky]

Wow man you count is way up, high power shooter, you were a varimteer last night! Nice work being a ho.

[flan7211]

I still don't understand Bronies. Are they trolling or for real?

[yankeefan98121]

Wow man you count is way up, high power shooter, you were a varimteer last night! Nice work being a ho.

It's been tough whoring let me tell ya,and stay off the pennies at the gas station, them my pennies [Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

I still don't understand Bronies. Are they trolling or for real?

Bronies?

[islandermyk]

yes! I've always wanted to accomplish something great in life

a certified whore indeed[HiFive]

.... now get back to work you whore you [Coffee]

[Beer]

[TriggerHappy]

Happy Saturday!!! Whores.. Off to work I go.

[Ridge]

Bronies?

Adult male fans of My Little Pony

It's long (~22min), but gives a pretty comprehensive rundown of why they enjoy the show. (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/cr/ff/32594-episode-58-my-little-pony-retrospective-g4)

[islandermyk]

Happy Saturday!!! Whores.. Off to work I go.

Don't have to much fun [Beer]

[islandermyk]

gonna be a lot of skin on the ramp....


... them ramp girls can be tough though [Coffee]

[yankeefan98121]

Adult male fans of My Little Pony

It's long (~22min), but gives a pretty comprehensive rundown of why they enjoy the show. (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/cr/ff/32594-episode-58-my-little-pony-retrospective-g4)

gotcha

[yankeefan98121]

a certified whore indeed[HiFive]

.... now get back to work you whore you [Coffee]

[Beer]

always somewhere to whore hahha [Tooth]

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/T4QOD.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=514892#post514892

[yankeefan98121]

I'm like 7-11, open for business all night

[TriggerHappy]

gonna be a lot of skin on the ramp....


... them ramp girls can be tough though [Coffee]

There are a couple that are still tender...it's all about the HOT lady pilots. They are a diamond in the rough.

[islandermyk]

There are a couple that are still tender...it's all about the HOT lady pilots. They are a diamond in the rough.

Oh Geezuz, yes! [Flower]


Skywest and Great lakes pilots...


... dude! The IcelandAir flight attendants are freaken hot as well![Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

no one is whoring, guess I'll do the honors and bump this

[UncleDave]

Going to bed Ho's

[yankeefan98121]

early ho gets the silver change

[UncleDave]

The change at the circle K is mine, you can have Valero.

[02ducky]

You guys need to stop working my areas.

[yankeefan98121]

I like the mavericks, are there any in Colorado?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Why are there ponies in the whore thread?

[jackthewall81]

Go England!

[Ridge]

Why are there ponies in the whore thread?

They should be here more often!

http://i.imgur.com/7p5xV.gif

[UncleDave]

Is it sick that I am starting to look forward to Ridge's posts?

[Ridge]

http://i.imgur.com/XZBv0.jpg

[jackthewall81]

Go Rockies!

[yankeefan98121]

They should be here more often!

http://i.imgur.com/7p5xV.gif

cute pony! [Tooth]

[yankeefan98121]

here's to another day of penny pickin[Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

Guys, is this a pic of one of your sheets:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/446086/denver-colorado-shotguns-for-sale--stoeger-model-2000-semi-auto

I'm just sayin, that's pimp! Leopard print with the red, reminds me of my whoring days....like today

[Ridge]

Guys, is this a pic of one of your sheets:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/446086/denver-colorado-shotguns-for-sale--stoeger-model-2000-semi-auto

I'm just sayin, that's pimp! Leopard print with the red, reminds me of my whoring days....like today

I like his other ad for the .22 MP-5. http://www.armslist.com/posts/446090/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--h-k-mp5--a5--with-dummy-suppressor


I was going to do the 9mm conversion but decided to go another route.

Because I'm sure that pot metal gun would have handled 9mm just fine.

[yankeefan98121]

I like his other ad for the .22 MP-5. http://www.armslist.com/posts/446090/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--h-k-mp5--a5--with-dummy-suppressor



Because I'm sure that pot metal gun would have handled 9mm just fine.

Hahaha

Early morning ho boost

[yankeefan98121]

where my ho's at

[UncleDave]

Is that my slanty-eyed ho?

[yankeefan98121]

yes'sir me's checkin's in

[UncleDave]

Now go sling that ass ho

[UncleDave]

Morning all my little ho-bags!

[UncleDave]

Now coffee, ho amoung yourselves.

[yankeefan98121]

can't find that silver anywhere haha

[UncleDave]

I gots it ho

[yankeefan98121]

don't you touch my pennies

[yankeefan98121]

ho

[yankeefan98121]

this ho hungry, wonder what I can get with my 10 pennies

[Ridge]

Some pretty cool chalk artwork out in the Mojave training area

http://imgur.com/a/MbZvb

[yankeefan98121]

Some pretty cool chalk artwork out in the Mojave training area

http://imgur.com/a/MbZvb

Your fav is that last one i know

[yankeefan98121]

whoring early and often

[yankeefan98121]

early ho gets the silver

[Ridge]

Your fav is that last one i know

Nah, that's G3. It's genetically inferior.

Is it too early to start drinking?

http://i.imgur.com/RcY82.gif

[yankeefan98121]

Nah, that's G3. It's genetically inferior.

Is it too early to start drinking?

http://i.imgur.com/RcY82.gif

Fuck no it's not!

you find a car yet?

[Ridge]

Fuck no it's not!

you find a car yet?

Nah. I think I'm gonna hold off until I can get a steadier job and afford a payment on something halfway decent. All I can afford right now are used Saturn IONs and Ford Focuses. I'd rather take public transit.

Eventually gonna get off my ass this morning and straighten out the bumper on my car. It's resting on the muffler and the noise and vibration is driving me crazy.

[UncleDave]

Who's your ho?

[yankeefan98121]

who's yo pimp

[yankeefan98121]

Nah. I think I'm gonna hold off until I can get a steadier job and afford a payment on something halfway decent. All I can afford right now are used Saturn IONs and Ford Focuses. I'd rather take public transit.

Eventually gonna get off my ass this morning and straighten out the bumper on my car. It's resting on the muffler and the noise and vibration is driving me crazy.


I agree, jmo, even though making payments suck I think waiting and spending a little more would be a better value

[Ridge]

Decided to go tackle that bumper. Things are messed up under there. I would have to drop the muffler to do the job, assuming I could find some area under there to push against. Found where it bent the frame. It's behind the rear axle, thankfully. But it has made a noticeable hump inside the trunk.

Screw it, I'll just live with it.

[UncleDave]

Just make sure the exhaust is clear of anything that might melt.

[UncleDave]

Or ignite

[UncleDave]

Carry on ho's

[Ridge]

Just make sure the exhaust is clear of anything that might melt.

Part of the bumper is resting on the tip, and it has melted a little bit. I'll have to either replace the bumper bar (which has some crush damage) or cut out the bumper around the tip.

[UncleDave]

Try a block of wood on top of a floor jack to bend the bumper out of the way.

[Ridge]

Ho-ly shit!

Syrian BMP gets hit with an RPG. NSFL

http://funker530.prochan.com/Other/t/5e6_1339166668

[UncleDave]

Nobody out here hoin'?

[UncleDave]

I'm a lonely ho!

[jackthewall81]

Go Buffs!

[UncleDave]

No one know the troubles I ho!

[UncleDave]

Ah I see a ho on the corner!

[UncleDave]

Jackin' the ho

[UncleDave]

It's a rough life being a ho

[UncleDave]

Going to raid the change tray.

[jackthewall81]

Uncle Dave whorin it up!

[yankeefan98121]

stay off my change HO!

[yankeefan98121]

best not be stepp'in on my corners

[yankeefan98121]

dems my territory, buts the silver ducky says me can takes

[yankeefan98121]

walkin arounds sure is a hot, me's feet are hot

[DYoung]

HOT, HOT, Hot

[DYoung]

At least is a Hot heat.

[yankeefan98121]

yeah there was a breeze when I was out there for lunch

[yankeefan98121]

omfg the women, mmmmmmmmmmmmm [Doctor][Ban3]

[yankeefan98121]

me's a good ho

[02ducky]

You guys been working too hard.

[02ducky]

Never seen a hot ho before, she must have all her teeth.

[yankeefan98121]

the gals up here in the downtown Denver (about 16th and California) mmmmm

[UncleDave]

I gots all my toofises and I be takin' yo corner ho!

[UncleDave]

Whatcha doin ho's?

[UncleDave]

I be bringin da heat yo

[UncleDave]

Now you da quiet ho?

[UncleDave]

I'm the king of the corner!

[UncleDave]

All alone on the street

[UncleDave]

Raisin' blisters on my feet.

[UncleDave]

Burning up in the heat

[02ducky]

Back off stanky ho, busy wait in line to do my thang!

[UncleDave]

Need a sammich full of meat

[yankeefan98121]

ah ho, bringing the heat here we go

[02ducky]

Hot footed ho! Don't sit still keep walking back to your corner

[UncleDave]

Bring it ho! There be a new ho on the block

[yankeefan98121]

ahh ohhh uncle dave hit the 500 mark, yay

[yankeefan98121]

king of the ho mt, not, this ho gonna bring it

[UncleDave]

You know you don't want none of this

[02ducky]

Too hot to be working today, hos gonna be OOO soon can't stand this crap

[UncleDave]

I be yanking those nasty weave out your head

[yankeefan98121]

ohh snap, I'm going to throw my weave at choo

[UncleDave]

On top of ho mountain all covered with poon

[02ducky]

UD making a run on the ho thread! Nice work ya ho!

[UncleDave]

I spied me a Ducky with needle an spoon

[UncleDave]

Just need to represent yo

[yankeefan98121]

representing all the nasty ho's like me!

[02ducky]

Nobody knows the troubles a hos been in.

[UncleDave]

Yankee must be in the alley

[UncleDave]

Yankee is like a ho with lockjaw

[UncleDave]

Painful

[yankeefan98121]

this ho business

[UncleDave]

30 second rule

[02ducky]

Avis car rental sucks!

Been inline for 35 min waiting for a car rental, stupid hos!

[UncleDave]

Makin life hard on a ho

[UncleDave]

That's the problem, Avis.

[UncleDave]

I prefer Hertz.

[UncleDave]

Car in the shop Duckman?

[UncleDave]

Too many dead hookers in the trunk of your car?

[UncleDave]

Burn it for insurance money?

[02ducky]

Never again with Avis!

Bunch of crap!! Might be a rant in a minute!

Three of the employees are just sitting there on the phone too. Pissing a ho off over here!

What that saying better to be pissed off than pissed on?

[UncleDave]

Let Yankee borrow it for one of his "dates"?

[UncleDave]

April showers bring May flowers, but golden showers bring Hepatitis C.

[02ducky]

No I am driving to New Mexico for work and have to drive.

I am a traveling ho this week

[yankeefan98121]

ho'in in the alley yeah

[yankeefan98121]

damn UD ho on a ho'tear

[02ducky]

Hoing it up down in New Mexico!

[UncleDave]

Speaking of Hep C, where you at Yankee?

[UncleDave]

Do I gotta do all the heavy lifting today?

[02ducky]

Hoing it up down in New Mexico!

Makes me a New Mexican ho.

[UncleDave]

Breaking it off

[UncleDave]

Get a donkey then

[02ducky]

You take some speed today, jeez man your on fire today! Speedy ho!

[UncleDave]

Runnin the ave

[UncleDave]

Crack-a-lacka ho

[02ducky]

Get a donkey then

Jackass ho! I like it!

[ROFL1]

[yankeefan98121]

can't keep up, gotta keep going

[yankeefan98121]

UD on a tear, can't let him do it alone

[yankeefan98121]

leaving work here in 35 mins though

[yankeefan98121]

gotta grab the change too

[jackthewall81]

leaving work here in 35 mins though

Do some work! [Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

some more whoring before i go

[yankeefan98121]

Do some work! [Beer]

hehe trying to, whoring is work [Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

last ho bump before I jump into hell

[yankeefan98121]

Yup, should have baby powdered the balls today

[yankeefan98121]

Hahahaha

Shot it six times my ass!!!

[yankeefan98121]

I guess i'm going to keep the light on for a 500 derringer

[yankeefan98121]

Actually that's so good it may need to be in the ”armslist” people thread

[yankeefan98121]

Nevermind, ad pulled.

It was a 44mag derringer

[02ducky]

Yankeefan= silver changing stealing modo! :)

UncleDave= silver change stealing hot foot mofo :)

Bunch of hos!

[yankeefan98121]

That's baby powdered balls too!

Haha

[yankeefan98121]

Hi ho hi ho off to work I go

[yankeefan98121]

Stealin change and gettin banged

Hi ho

[yankeefan98121]

Gotta pick up the slack for ud, ho probably out there taking the silver

[yankeefan98121]

Hittin my 7-11

[02ducky]

Stealin change and gettin banged

Hi ho

Thats funny, your a funny ho![ROFL3]

[yankeefan98121]

Walking my piss filled allies

[patrick0685]

just stopping by

[yankeefan98121]

” we regulate any stealing of these here change”

”we damn good too”

[yankeefan98121]

” but you can't be just any ho off the streets, gotta earn your keep”

[yankeefan98121]

”regulat-hos!! Get mounted”

[yankeefan98121]

Just a preview to the new release ” young ho's”

[UncleDave]

Sorry ho's. Had to turn a trick or 2.

[UncleDave]

”regulat-hos!! Get mounted”


Oh hell no! You did not just throw out the Young Guns on us!

[UncleDave]

I'll make ya famous, ho

[UncleDave]

We're in the spirit world.

[UncleDave]

Ho

[UncleDave]

I'm a cowboy....ho

[UncleDave]

”regulat-hos!! Let's ride!”

There I fixed it for you.

[UncleDave]

I'm a fixin' ho

[UncleDave]

You be a wishin' ho

[UncleDave]

I gots the mad hoin' skills

[UncleDave]

Gettin' my ho on

[yankeefan98121]

Oh hell no! You did not just throw out the Young Guns on us!

in my top 5 favorite movies of all time!!

[UncleDave]

Runnin' and gunnin'

[yankeefan98121]

I'll make ya famous, ho

love Tombstone too!!! another that's in my top 5

[UncleDave]

I got a whole page to my great ho-ness

[yankeefan98121]

time to get my ho on, ho

[UncleDave]

You're a daisy if you do.

[yankeefan98121]

471, dave's ho page haha

[UncleDave]

Why Ike, maybe poker is just not your game.

[yankeefan98121]

"I'll be your Huckleberry"

[UncleDave]

I know let's have a spelling contest!

[yankeefan98121]

I'll be damned

you may indeed, if you get lucky

[UncleDave]

Smell that? Smells like somebody died.

[yankeefan98121]

looks like somebody walked all over your grave

[UncleDave]

I stand corrected. Wyatt, you are an oak!

[UncleDave]

Why Johnny Tylor, you madcap! Where are you going with that shotgun?

[UncleDave]

You gonna do somethin', or stand there and bleed?

[yankeefan98121]

we're in the mining business boys

[yankeefan98121]

i didn't think so

[yankeefan98121]

...the pale rider on his horse, and hell followed with him

[UncleDave]

Sheriff Beahan, have you met Doc Holliday?

Piss on you Wyatt!

[yankeefan98121]

wyatt's my friend

[UncleDave]

He's down by the creek, walking on water.

[yankeefan98121]

Yup, in a couple of years, we're going to be big as san Fransisco

[yankeefan98121]

watch your ear Creek

[UncleDave]

May I introduce a couple of fellow sofisticates. Turkey Creek Johnson and Texas Jack Vermilion. Watch your ear Creek.

[UncleDave]

Chairman of the bipartisan anti-Chinese league.

[yankeefan98121]

and you must be Doc Holiday

That's the rumor

[yankeefan98121]

You retired too?

[yankeefan98121]

Not me I'm in my prime

[yankeefan98121]

yeah you look it

[yankeefan98121]

And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

[yankeefan98121]

You don't even know him

[yankeefan98121]

Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

[yankeefan98121]

He's drunk

[yankeefan98121]

In vino veritas

[yankeefan98121]

Age quod agis

[yankeefan98121]

Credat Judaeus apella, non ego

[yankeefan98121]

Eventus stultorum magister

[islandermyk]

dang.. getting paid in silver?!

... and all this time I've been Ho'ing it for free[ROFL1]

[yankeefan98121]

In pace requiescat