The post whore thread.

[redneck122]

where you ho's at?!

About to take off on my 18 hour drive. FML

[yankeefan98121]

18 hrs, where?

[jreifsch80]

Hey fellow whores goes it going

[yankeefan98121]

At long shots on 44/ward
Gals are off tonight, talking c team tonight
Fucking stab wounds and bullet hole bitches

[redneck122]

I'm head to Socal for a friends funeral. its gunna be a looooong weekend

[yankeefan98121]

Been there my best friend growing up passed while I was on temp assignment fucking longest drive I ever made

Good luck,,I don't do death will at all

[yankeefan98121]

Anyone close to long shots stop in

[yankeefan98121]

For you UD

[02ducky]

What up hos!

[UncleDave]

I'm still not here man

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I'm still not here man
Thats a good thing right now, because I'm off to bed. [Tooth] Up 4:30am again!! No alarm clock needed!!!! I hate my Brain!! [Rant2] [Coffee]

[UncleDave]

Thats a good thing right now, because I'm off to bed. [Tooth] Up 4:30am again!! No alarm clock needed!!!! I hate my Brain!! [Rant2] [Coffee]

Stop drinking all that coffee then.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Stop drinking all that coffee then.
Nope 8 beers and still can't sleep!! [Bang][Rant1] Night, night! [Tooth] Gota try!

[theGinsue]

WHORES!

That is all.

[UncleDave]

Beer is for cooling off. Whiskey is for sleeping.

[UncleDave]

Night Ho's

[jreifsch80]

I prefer dr pepper for cooling off lol

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Mornin whoe bro's !! I dont want to work today!! End of rant!! [Coffee]

[UncleDave]

I prefer dr pepper for cooling off lol

A man after my own heart. I keep cases of D.P. in the garage 'fridge. I used to make my office manager keep the office stocked too.[Beer]

[waxthis]

Mornin whoe bro's !! I dont want to work today!! End of rant!! [Coffee]

dItto...........[Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

Damn this ho got a hangover

[yankeefan98121]

And at work, thank god it's a half day

[02ducky]

Hangover ho!

LOL

[waxthis]

And at work, thank god it's a half day


Work 4 tens with Mondays off "summer only"...Gonna take Tue the 3rd off...5 day weekend, and only use 1 vaca day.
[Coffee]

[yankeefan98121]

Work 4 tens with Mondays off "summer only"...Gonna take Tue the 3rd off...5 day weekend, and only use 1 vaca day.
[Coffee]

Damn that's awesome!!!

[yankeefan98121]

Hangover ho!

LOL

Hahahaha now that's funny

[patrick0685]

just dropping by to check out how my little whores are doing

[patrick0685]

looks like your doing just fine

[02ducky]

This ho hates working and is gonna quit this biotch someday!

Been saving my silver for lottery tickets. Come on mega millions!

[vim]

My posting numbers are too anemic. This thread helps, thanks.

I'll do this twice next year. Four times the year after that. Soon I will have sploded the Internet.

[MCarp71]

I want to be a whore too!!!!!!![Ban1]

[yankeefan98121]

This ho hates working and is gonna quit this biotch someday!

Been saving my silver for lottery tickets. Come on mega millions!

ben (yeah it's spelled wrong) savin me penies for a lotto tickets too!

[yankeefan98121]

I want to be a whore too!!!!!!![Ban1]

You whore you! [Beer]

[DYoung]

bumping

[DYoung]

bumper

[02ducky]

Dyoung might be a trolling ho!

Throwing down the bumper/bumping on the ho thread.

[02ducky]

Where is everyone at? Bunch of hos making some money I guess.

Whores!!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Where is everyone at? Bunch of hos making some money I guess.

Whores!!
Dis HO! Goin fitchin in da monnin!!!! Gota get oda dis place foo a few!! [Coffee] Ni, Ni, Ada Whoe Bro's! C ya on daa morro Ho's!!!! [Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

sup ho's busy day today

not going to make the fun shoot either [Bang]

[02ducky]

Where is everybody at? Ho's be a working the street for a little bit of change.

Nobody knows the trouble I been in...

[yankeefan98121]

dis ho watchin the kids hit each other with light sabre toys we got them, should have fucking passed on them[Beer]

[theGinsue]

bumping


bumper

Even in the Post Whore thread, the site frowns on single word posts for the sake of bumping post counts.

Surely there's something worthless you can discuss like the reset of us?!

[theGinsue]

Dis HO! Goin fitchin in da monnin!!!! Gota get oda dis place foo a few!! [Coffee] Ni, Ni, Ada Whoe Bro's! C ya on daa morro Ho's!!!! [Beer]

Any place worth going fishing' for me is now too far outa da way with the closure of US Hwy 24.

[yankeefan98121]

Thank god, finally kids bed time, been a long fuckin day. Time from a brewski

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/7Z5HV.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=525968#post525968

[jreifsch80]

morning whores lol zteknik made it to the springs

[02ducky]

^^ cool +1 on that!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Any place worth going fishing' for me is now too far outa da way with the closure of US Hwy 24.

I'm praying for all you guys down there!! It was nice getting out for a while up at Jefferson. A few small ones, biggest was 18"

[DSB OUTDOORS]

morning whores lol zteknik made it to the springs


^^ cool +1 on that!

Ditto on dis ^^^^^

[jreifsch80]

i think i'll do the family thing and then build ak's today lol

[yankeefan98121]

morning whores lol zteknik made it to the springs

Nice!! [Cheer]

[UncleDave]

Lazy Sunday Ho

[yankeefan98121]

sup UD, these my silver change, don'ts hit me anysmore

[yankeefan98121]

Mornin ho's

How bout tiger takin the at&t yesterday, yeah!

[UncleDave]

Mornin' all you ho's

[UncleDave]

Tiger finally won something huh?

[02ducky]

Tiger is a ho!

[UncleDave]

His ho-ness is something to aspire to.

[02ducky]

True, but him being a ho sure cost him a lot in the end.

He's not a broke ho, but he's not a rich as he use to be.

[UncleDave]

Only $4-500 million to the ex.

[yankeefan98121]

True, but him being a ho sure cost him a lot in the end.

He's not a broke ho, but he's not a rich as he use to be.

Cause half a billion is broke hahaha [ROFL1]

[UncleDave]

What's a poor ho to do?

[jreifsch80]

here's a daily dose of buffalo bob lol

R2JWHIrr1KY&feature=fvwrel

[yankeefan98121]

Early afternoon whores!

[yankeefan98121]

Where all da ho's at?

[yankeefan98121]

another baby powder day today!

[yankeefan98121]

here's a daily dose of buffalo bob lol

SuJtAoADesE

[yankeefan98121]

Solo whoring today

Nobody knows the troubles....

[yankeefan98121]

Definitely should have baby powdered the balls today, fuckin hot out

[UncleDave]

Swing ho sweet chariot....

[zteknik]

Yay I'm back!!!
And I'm local too!!

[yankeefan98121]

Nice!!
Welcome back!!

[zteknik]

Now once we settle in a bit I can finaly relax and have some fun before going back to work.

[yankeefan98121]

you have a job lined up?

[zteknik]

Not yet,but I have a few leads.
I'm a certified KIA tech so I dont think it would be all that hard.Plus I have Ford and Chrysler experience.

[yankeefan98121]

nice!
Did you follow the headlines about the fires while on the road?

[zteknik]

Oh yea,kept track of it on the radio to make sure we dont drive through the evac points and stuff.

[Wiggity]

just whoring whoreing whoreeing

[02ducky]

Now once we settle in a bit I can finaly relax and have some fun before going back to work.

Welcome back ho!

[yankeefan98121]

me fellow ho's

[zteknik]

Welcome back ho!
Its nice to be back around my fellow ho's :D
I'll have to see how the week goes and I can catch up with you on the weekend-I have a couple of things for you ;)

[waxthis]

Average cost for a whore?

[UncleDave]

A fist full of change, and a new title line.

[UncleDave]

Did you find a job yet Z?

[zteknik]

Did you find a job yet Z?
Not yet,but I do have a few places to look into at motor city that might yeild some results.
I'm sure theres a KIA dealer somwhere that can use a certified tech.

[zteknik]

Average cost for a whore?
Five dolla make you holla[ROFL2]

[yankeefan98121]

Silver change and I go bang

[Ridge]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/341/204/d6f.gif

[redneck122]

Note to self: next time, fly to CA.

[yankeefan98121]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/341/204/d6f.gif


Is that like partying with a boner? [Help]

[yankeefan98121]

Note to self: next time, fly to CA.

Redneck, you're back, how was the drive [Rant2]

[redneck122]

Awful. On the way out there my a/c quit on me. It was 112 when i was goin through vegas

[yankeefan98121]

Awful. On the way out there my a/c quit on me. It was 112 when i was goin through vegas

Ouch!

Did you have to battle motor overheating too?

[Ridge]

Is that like partying with a boner? [Help]

Poner

[yankeefan98121]

Poner

hahahaha [Beer]

Party like a rockstar!

[zteknik]

Awful. On the way out there my a/c quit on me. It was 112 when i was goin through vegas
That bites.
I had that happen to me the last time i drove from New York.The clutch on the compressor grenaded and had to fix it on the side of the road in 101 degree weather.
I hope it didn't cost you an arm and a leg!

[zteknik]

Ugh now I realize that I have to unpack all the stuff from the move!!
Unloading the moving truck wasn't as bad as packing it.But now trying to figure out where everything is in the boxes is going to take a lot.

[zteknik]

Well I might as well whore it up a bit while I have the chance :D

[ben4372]

Awful. On the way out there my a/c quit on me. It was 112 when i was goin through vegas


Dry heat? hored it up

[jreifsch80]

Hey whats up redneck Also hey fellow whores lol

[bobbyfairbanks]

hored

[patrick0685]

Awful. On the way out there my a/c quit on me. It was 112 when i was goin through vegas

ahh vegas isnt that bad

[jreifsch80]

Hey bobby haven't seen you around for some reason

[bobbyfairbanks]

I haven't jumped into the horing thread (I think). just thought I would say high. I have been drinking some new bourbon tonight and felt like BS'ing

[Wiggity]

I haven't jumped into the horing thread (I think). just thought I would say high. I have been drinking some new bourbon tonight and felt like BS'ing



well high to you too!

[bobbyfairbanks]

I feel the horing coming on.

[jreifsch80]

Bsing is always fun lol goes the bourbon? I prefer vodka myself

Edit: how's the bourbon I hate my phone sometimes

[bobbyfairbanks]

Bsing is always fun lol goes the bourbon? I prefer vodka myself

Edit: how's the bourbon I hate my phone sometimes

Love Bourbon. Jefferson Reserve is the best stuff made on earth!

[jreifsch80]

I'll have to try it sometime if I can convince my liver to let me have anything other than stolichnaya or ruskova lol sometimes I have slivovica too lol hey have you ever tried bourbon beers?

[bobbyfairbanks]

What is this that you speak of?

[Ridge]

Goin to bed. Have some astronaut Woona to keep you company in my absence.

http://i.imgur.com/ur3gA.png

[yankeefan98121]

morning ho's late start today

[UncleDave]

Wow wake up late?

[yankeefan98121]

yeah man runnin late this mornin,


whorin in full swing now though...

[Wiggity]

whorinnnnn

[UncleDave]

Full swing ho!

[waxthis]

Just spent 30 min in my attic doing some electrical work, I'm drenched. Time for this.
[Beer]

[Musashi]

Arby's

[jreifsch80]

Got a Nagant pistol today lol these things are rad

[Skully]

I picture for discussion, can you guess what this was? (This is actually old but rehash it in case you all forgot in your old age like me.)
[Coffee]


http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp29/SkullyandRoxy/Joke%20Pics/nogo3.jpg

[yankeefan98121]

think someone ran over a mattress

[Skully]

think someone ran over a mattress



ding ding you won the prize .......actually no prize.

Yeah it was years back, some gal drive it in to the dealer complaining of a bad noise under the vehicle. Upon inspection they found that, asked her if ran over anything and she said I don't think so?

[UncleDave]

Ninja Ho's

[UncleDave]

Finally broke 700

[jreifsch80]

imagine if she ran over a mattress with people sleeping on it lol

[jreifsch80]

hey uncledave

I'm your wicked Uncle Dave
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.

[UncleDave]

Are you trying to serenade me? [Help]




hey uncledave

I'm your wicked Uncle Dave
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.

[redneck122]

time for some whoring

[redneck122]

hows everyone doin

[redneck122]

a man walks into a bar...

[bobbyfairbanks]

and asks for a 12" pianist

[redneck122]

kinda quiet in here

[redneck122]

bueller? bueller?

[boulder888]

It's always quiet before a holiday. Everyone's mind is on tomorrow's grilling.

[zteknik]

Time for some obligatory whoring :D

[zteknik]

Its so much better now that I'm in the same time zone!![Coffee]

[zteknik]

So I wonder if there will be any controlled fireworks going on?

[02ducky]

^^

Hows that working out for you and your duty as a whore? It's like working double time almost I bet.

[02ducky]

Finally broke 700

UD is the rally ho!

[zteknik]

It works out better than I thought :)
I hate delayed whoring! ;)

[redneck122]

finally some other whores to talk to

[02ducky]

Redneck putting in time as a ho!

Anybody have plans for the 4th?

[zteknik]

Ah yes nuthin better than holliday ho's!!

[zteknik]

Sofar it looks like I'm gonna be bbqing with the family.

[redneck122]

My plans are to sit on the couch with the A/C on and drink beer until the keg runs dry.





Then tap another.

[02ducky]

I here they are cheaper.

[02ducky]

My plans are to sit on the couch with the A/C on and drink beer until the keg runs dry.





Then tap another.


That's gonna be awesome! Drunken Ho's are the best!

[redneck122]

hah, well stayed tuned. at the rate i'm goin i'll be drunk in no time

[zteknik]

My plans are to sit on the couch with the A/C on and drink beer until the keg runs dry.





Then tap another.
Ah yes-In my younger years that was the way to go!!!
Dont forget the little inflatable pool-makes it soo much better!:D

[zteknik]

I remember when I was stationed at Ft Campbell I set up the kiddie pool in the baracks and Top had a caniption!!
It wasn't untill after a few funnels he thought it was a good idea![ROFL1]

[02ducky]

I remember when I was stationed at Ft Campbell I set up the kiddie pool in the baracks and Top had a caniption!!
It wasn't untill after a few funnels he thought it was a good idea![ROFL1]

Oh lordly, wow! Frat house! Awesome!!

I just can't drink like that anymore, ugh, nothing worse then waking up feeling like crap.

Oh to be young again.

[redneck122]

the trick is to wake up and have another! haha

[zteknik]

Oh lordly, wow! Frat house! Awesome!!

I just can't drink like that anymore, ugh, nothing worse then waking up feeling like crap.

Oh to be young again.
Yea we were a roudy bunch!!
Good ole Infantry![Tooth]

I'm sure glad I dont do that anymore,I'm still trying to get the imprint of the toilet off my forehead!![ROFL2]

[02ducky]

Hair of the dog!

Hair of the dog ho

[redneck122]

How old are yall?

[zteknik]

45,I'm just barley broken in [Tooth]

[02ducky]

I just turned 40, feel like I am 70 tho

I have had way too many surgeries on my knees and hips. Need both hips replaced in the next couple years.

Stupid pain pills don't even work anymore and the price of surgery is expensive

[redneck122]

Man, yall are old! [ROFL1]


I'm 21, but feel 40. Too many rodeo and football injuries to count. not to mention the car wrecks

[zteknik]

I just turned 40, feel like I am 70 tho

I have had way too many surgeries on my knees and hips. Need both hips replaced in the next couple years.

Stupid pain pills don't even work anymore and the price of surgery is expensive
I know how you feel!!!
My knees are shot from too many jumps.Plus standing on my feet all day in a shop with concrete floors dont help either.

[zteknik]

Man, yall are old! [ROFL1]


I'm 21, but feel 40. Too many rodeo and football injuries to count. not to mention the car wrecks
Its all in the mind-no mind no matter!![ROFL2]

[02ducky]

Its all in the mind-no mind no matter!![ROFL2]


Hahaha mindless ho! is that a zombie ho then?

[zteknik]

Hahaha mindless ho! is that a zombie ho then?
Zombie ho's-has sorta a ring to it!!

[redneck122]

are these zombie hos still contageous? lol

[zteknik]

are these zombie hos still contageous? lolOnly if bitten by one ;)

[redneck122]

I need to stock up on some muzzles then!

[zteknik]

[Help] LOL!!!

[redneck122]

we need some rain, so this shooting ban can end

[zteknik]

we need some rain, so this shooting ban can end
I agree,the bit we just had wont help much.

[redneck122]

i'm goin through withdrawls

[zteknik]

Yea I figured once I got into town I could go out and shoot all day now I have to wait :(

[yankeefan98121]

you whores have been busy

[redneck122]

howdy yankee

[02ducky]

What up ya ho?

[02ducky]

Yankee fan has been posting a bunch lately, man your killing it!

Hit that machine gunner quick bro- congrats!

[02ducky]

Some great deals on the trading thread, I wish I was a rich.

[redneck122]

i need to pick up the pace

[02ducky]

Faster, faster! Hoing ain't easy.

[redneck122]

yes sir

[redneck122]

200!

[02ducky]

Ho is a on up

[redneck122]

i'm an apprentice ho

[02ducky]

i'm an apprentice ho

Oh nice one, I am gonna have to update my list of names for hos one of these days.

[redneck122]

i want a cool apprentice ho title under my name haha

[UncleDave]

I trademarked zombie ho a month ago.

[UncleDave]

Copen-ho

[Monky]

I'm excited.

new safe.

3k rounds of ammo

New sig should be here thursday or friday..

Benelli is in my shopping cart and really really really close to hitting 'yes'

2nd guessing my SCAR and looking at the Larue OBR.. uggghhhhh!

[UncleDave]

Do it! Do it! Do it!

[UncleDave]

I am an enabler! [Tooth]

[jreifsch80]

What's up ho's I watched the fireworks at civic park in Denver, so much fricken pot smoke and hippies

[jreifsch80]

Monky, sell it all of and buy ak's ;)

[UncleDave]

Need some advice on AKs someday.

[jreifsch80]

Maybe you should come shooting with me zteknik and Jim and we'll bring out all our variants so you an see what you like

[Ridge]

Happy 4th of July!

http://i.imgur.com/Px7PEl.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/Px7PE.jpg)

[UncleDave]

Maybe you should come shooting with me zteknik and Jim and we'll bring out all our variants so you an see what you like

I would like that, thanks.

[waxthis]

500...[Ban1]

[jreifsch80]

why don't you come to jims build parties waxthis? lol

[UncleDave]

Where do you have them?

[bobbyfairbanks]

At your Mom's house

Sorry had to do it.[Tooth]

[UncleDave]

Ok that is in Palm Springs, so don't think I can make that, esp. in summer!

[patrick0685]

why don't you come to jims build parties waxthis? lol

i always hoped to come to one of those and build away...sadly i moved[Bang]

[redneck122]

morning fellars

[blacklabel]

A real whore doesn't take holidays.

[yankeefan98121]

nope a true whore, whores rain or shine, holiday or not[Beer]

[redneck122]

i have one hell of a hangover. But i just poured myself a beer.


You cant fix stupid...

[spittoon]

wow hair of the dog just do a shot

[redneck122]

if you insist...

[UncleDave]

Do one for me too.

[redneck122]

easy fellas, i need to atleast make it to dinner time

[UncleDave]

I just had to finish a martini business lunch. It's a hard life, I tells ya!

[redneck122]

eh, who am i kidding. i have no plans.



One down for you dave

[UncleDave]

Much appreciated!

[Ridge]

Leaving the range at Cherry Creek, couldn't even see DTC. Where'd all this smoke come from?

[redneck122]

Sorry, that was me. Just fired up the bong, man.


Haha

[02ducky]

Stoned ho

Smokin ho

[UncleDave]

Hop ho

[redneck122]

you ho's drunk yet?

[jreifsch80]

Where's all this norther co smoke from?

[jmg8550]

Might be from the fire at Owens Lake in Wyoming. I was up at Rob Roy fishing and saw it start. Probably some F'ing retarded camper having a fire during a ban. Or from fireworks.

[jreifsch80]

Are you watching the fireworks tonight jmg?

[redneck122]

wats up ho's

[Daniel_187]

do we have rules about Poop threads here? I know its a big deal on AR15.com

[Daniel_187]

Yeeha post 600

[jreifsch80]

What's a poop thread and what's ar15.com ;)

[GilpinGuy]

Meh, just felt the need to ho it up a little, that's all. Carry on.

[yankeefan98121]

do we have rules about Poop threads here? I know its a big deal on AR15.com


No one gives a SHIT! hahahaha

[Beer]

[jackthewall81]

do we have rules about Poop threads here? I know its a big deal on AR15.com

Arfcom can blow me

[yankeefan98121]

Arfcom can blow me

YUP! they and the fucktards from glock talk

[yankeefan98121]

hangover ho'in today

[yosemite]

thought I would take a dump here too, everyone else seems to!

[UncleDave]

Dumpin' ho

[UncleDave]

Yankee, you still get hangovers? Amateur! Milk thissile and gatoraide/peadiolite before you go to sleep. You'll be right as the rain in the morning. [Coffee]

[UncleDave]

Morning ho's

[yankeefan98121]

Yankee, you still get hangovers? Amateur! Milk thissile and gatoraide/peadiolite before you go to sleep. You'll be right as the rain in the morning. [Coffee]
Yeah, I'll remember that.

by the way wtf is Milk thissile?

[UncleDave]

Milk thistle, sorry misspelled.

[yankeefan98121]

ahh, thanks, yahoo'd it.

Guess who's going to vitamin cottage tonight hahahahaha

[UncleDave]

It works!

[02ducky]

It works!

Really? Shoot I am gonna start drinking more now!

[redneck122]

Another day covered in grease. I shoulda gone to college...

[02ducky]

Meh, I went to college and finished in 15 years not worth it IMHO. Wife went DU and finished in 3.5 years and we are still paying the Effing student tuition.

I wish I would have married rich, I bet she does too LOL

[redneck122]

Shit thats my plan. Find me a rich gal, and retire before i'm 25!

[02ducky]

Let me know if she has a sister :)

[redneck122]

Will do.

Can you imagine how nice life would be if you were rich enough to not have to work?

[redneck122]

where the ho's at?!

[redneck122]

just ho'in around

[redneck122]

don't mind me

[02ducky]

Hanger on Ho!

[islandermyk]

for crying out loud...


.... when the whore bell rings... y'all need to get in line for some [ROFL1]




... for some whoring of course [Coffee]

[islandermyk]

biggitty bang boo bam....


this is what a whore gotta do around here to make some noise [Muaha]

[islandermyk]

who stole my baby powder? [PoPo]

[islandermyk]

When the pimp hand is raised...


... just bring me a sandwich [ROFL1]