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spittoon
09-30-2012, 17:36
Shit fire and save matches!!
[LOL] that is not funny i could do just that

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:38
JDqOeuJF8to

Heep72
09-30-2012, 17:38
[LOL] that is not funny i could do just that

Remind me to take you on a camping/hiking trip!

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:39
Lol nice title. Dammit Dave!!

[ROFL1]

Congrats on the title... [Beer]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:43
Holy sh*t...



... more title changes [Coffee]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:44
Congrats to all you whores [Beer]



Now get back to it..... and I said good day! [Slap]

Heep72
09-30-2012, 17:44
Holy sh*t...



... more title changes [Coffee]

Titles are a changin!

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:45
Holy sh*t...



... more title changes [Coffee]
[ROFL1] Ya. I'm at it again. Spittoon's next. [Muaha] [Muaha]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:46
Good stuff....


.... thank God though these aren't scratch and sniff [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:48
Amen to that brother!! [ROFL1]

Heep72
09-30-2012, 17:50
Good stuff....


.... thank God though these aren't scratch and sniff [ROFL1]

Hmmmmm.......scratch and sniff celebrity underwear? I might be on to something!

Troublco
09-30-2012, 17:50
BEER.

That is all.

[Beer]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:52
Hmmmmm.......scratch and sniff celebrity underwear? I might be on to something!


BEER.

That is all.

[Beer]

Aw man.... putting these two together...


...that will be a night to remember [LOL]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:52
Ha sh*t!

Poetry [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:53
Hmmmmm.......scratch and sniff celebrity underwear? I might be on to something!
Are you talking George Clooney or Jennifer Aniston?? I'll take Jennifer!!

Troublco
09-30-2012, 17:54
Give you enough beer, and you won't care...[ROFL1]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:55
Are you talking George Clooney or Jennifer Aniston?? I'll take Jennifer!!

Okay... okay....


Jennifer Aniston after wearing the same undie after a week of....


... agh sh*t.. you would'nt need to scratch it anymore [ROFL1]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 17:56
Give you enough beer, and you won't care...[ROFL1]

With Jen Aniston's... oh hell yah!


I'll be rolling in my car with that over my head [ROFL3]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:56
Okay... okay....


Jennifer Aniston after wearing the same undie after a week of....


... agh sh*t.. you would'nt need to scratch it anymore [ROFL1]
As long as your sniffing the front you'll be ok! [Coffee]

Heep72
09-30-2012, 17:56
Are you talking George Clooney or Jennifer Aniston?? I'll take Jennifer!!

+1000 for Jennifer!

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 17:58
+1000 for Jennifer!
Ohhhhh Yaaaaa! Joygassum!! [BDay]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 18:02
I'm sorry... I'm so busy cracking up at this Iranian sniper thread... 3 man crew to shoot a rifle... [ROFL1][ROFL3][LOL]

... butt yes... I would even throw a little tongue action that way [ROFL2]

Troublco
09-30-2012, 18:02
Ohhhhh Yaaaaa! Joygassum!! [BDay]

Wouldn't that be a "Jengasm"?


[ROFL1]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 18:02
that just got bad... i retract my last tongue statement....





[ROFL2][ROFL3]

Troublco
09-30-2012, 18:05
I'm sorry... I'm so busy cracking up at this Iranian sniper thread... 3 man crew to shoot a rifle... [ROFL1][ROFL3][LOL]

... butt yes... I would even throw a little tongue action that way [ROFL2]

Hey, that rifle is their new pride and joy (if you read those idiotic comments at the end of that article); just because it takes 3 of them to do what it takes 1 Westerner to do...[ROFL1]

Troublco
09-30-2012, 18:06
that just got bad... i retract my last tongue statement....





[ROFL2][ROFL3]

TOO LATE!

Got it for you could change it!

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 18:07
Wouldn't that be a "Jengasm"?


[ROFL1]
Touche Trouble! [Beer]

Heep72
09-30-2012, 18:07
I'm sorry... I'm so busy cracking up at this Iranian sniper thread... 3 man crew to shoot a rifle... [ROFL1][ROFL3][LOL]

... butt yes... I would even throw a little tongue action that way [ROFL2]

Dont try and change the subject because you are uncomfortable!!! [Tooth]

Skullworks
09-30-2012, 18:12
why not?

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 18:16
[ROFL1]

gonna need some beer to wash out the taste [LOL]



... might wanna throw in some tequila in that... maybe one more just for good measure [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 18:19
[ROFL1]

gonna need some beer to wash out the taste [LOL]



... might wanna throw in some tequila in that... maybe one more just for good measure [ROFL1]
Keep on drinking like that and you'll be with George Clooney soon enough! [Coffee]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 18:21
Keep on drinking like that and you'll be with George Clooney soon enough! [Coffee]

[ROFL1]

I wonder if he parties as hard as Charlie Sheen...


... blow and hookers.... we'll be reenacting Platoon in my apartment type sh*t[LOL]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-30-2012, 18:23
[ROFL1]

I wonder if he parties as hard as Charlie Sheen...


... blow and hookers.... we'll be reenacting Platoon in my apartment type sh*t[LOL]
Or in this case. Ocean 11?? He will steal your jewels. [Tooth]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 18:37
Or in this case. Ocean 11?? He will steal your jewels. [Tooth]

He may have broken into the Bellagio...


... but he ain't breaking in to steal my jewels... [Coffee]


intricate planning won't be necessary ... a lot of booze would probably do the trick [ROFL1]

islandermyk
09-30-2012, 20:48
this whore gotta get up 3 am in the morning...


... good night you whores [Tooth]


... and congrats on the new titles [Beer]

HoneyBadger
10-01-2012, 03:16
It's 3 in the morning! Where are you Mike?

islandermyk
10-01-2012, 03:52
It's 3 in the morning! Where are you Mike?

I'm about to head out to work now [LOL]


Morn'in to you [Beer]

HoneyBadger
10-01-2012, 04:31
Have fun at work!

[Flower]

islandermyk
10-01-2012, 05:56
Have fun at work!

[Flower]

at work... kinda slow for the next 30 minutes... so a little morning quickie [ROFL1]

such a whore [Coffee]

JM Ver. 2.0
10-01-2012, 19:32
Hookers!

DSB OUTDOORS
10-01-2012, 19:47
Hookers, Lookers, and party favors! Wheres the Beer?? Lets get the party started! [Coffee]

02ducky
10-01-2012, 21:39
Party? Woohoo.

Just started the world beer tour at old Chicago, 2 down and 108 more to go. So might be done by 2013 or 2014! Yeah I don't get out that often.

Monky
10-01-2012, 22:13
I bet none of you get to yell at your boss and call him a 'fucking liberal sissy' and still have a job..

UncleDave
10-01-2012, 22:20
Yeah I do. I am self employed.

UncleDave
10-01-2012, 22:21
I just leave out the liberal part.

JM Ver. 2.0
10-01-2012, 22:30
Oh god.... My girlfriend's roommate thinks.there are FEMA concentration camps and that the government is going to go around rounding people up and killing them.... Her boyfriend agrees.... We're Fucking with this girl so bad....

I have FEMA certificates so I showed them to her and told her its true. Said I know all about it and I'm part of it.

Oh lordy....

Add to it that Obama, the Russians, and the Chinese are in on it too.

We're all doomed!!!!!!!!!

GilpinGuy
10-01-2012, 22:35
9/11 was an inside job.

Fake moon landing.

Pearl Harbor was planned.

You could go on and on.

Great-Kazoo
10-01-2012, 22:55
Hope & Change............................................ ............That's all i have left.

HoneyBadger
10-02-2012, 02:21
Anyone still up?

I f***ing hate working nights....

[Rant1]

JM Ver. 2.0
10-02-2012, 03:06
I'm up.... Not for long though... Go buy my shit from the Mythical Trading Post.

HoneyBadger
10-02-2012, 03:48
I try to avoid the TP after midnight... I don't have enough money!

yankeefan98121
10-02-2012, 05:44
Ho's it's been a hominute!!

zteknik
10-02-2012, 05:51
uDo9uo3N25k

HoneyBadger
10-02-2012, 05:56
uDo9uo3N25k
I was hoping to avoid any cornholio references... [LOL]

Good morning Bob!

yankeefan98121
10-02-2012, 06:30
how's it ho'in bob?

zteknik
10-02-2012, 17:40
Back after a full day of running around passing out resumes and filling out aplications.
Sooner or later some one will bite.
I didn't realize finding a decent mechanics job was going to be this tough!

But again they want to pay bottom dollar for the top guys,no wonder turnaround rate is so high..

At least theres side work-So if'n you guys in the Springs need work done on your vehicles,drop me a pm :D

zteknik
10-02-2012, 17:40
Daddy needs ammo funds !!![AR15]

zteknik
10-02-2012, 22:06
Tag,your it :D

GilpinGuy
10-02-2012, 23:39
Got Invisalign braces today. My teeth are freaking killing me.

zteknik
10-02-2012, 23:54
Ouch!!
That makes ones day miserable especially when eating
Feel better Brah!!

Dr_Fwd
10-03-2012, 00:07
Check in

GilpinGuy
10-03-2012, 00:11
In

GilpinGuy
10-03-2012, 00:13
Ouch!!
That makes ones day miserable especially when eating
Feel better Brah!!

Thanks. It'll assist in my quest to kick my nasty Copenhagan habit too, so that's a plus.

brutal
10-03-2012, 00:42
Whores

zteknik
10-03-2012, 01:18
Thanks. It'll assist in my quest to kick my nasty Copenhagan habit too, so that's a plus.
My wife keeps telling me to do the same-she had her thyroid removed due to ancer so I understand the concern.

Aw hell,Cope is gettin expensive and cuts into my ammo fund,guess if I can stop smokin and drinkin I could kick the dippin.But neverr my shootin!![M2]

JM Ver. 2.0
10-03-2012, 01:41
Note to self.... The washer works better with the lid closed.... I wanna sleep.... :(

zteknik
10-03-2012, 03:27
I ho I ho,off to bed I go....[Bed]

UncleDave
10-03-2012, 08:52
Mornin' ho's

BigBear
10-03-2012, 08:58
hmmm.. I just blew the wall socket in my office.... Shocking experience. Pulling too many amps apparently (I told 'em plugging in those stupid iPad carts in my office wasn't a good idea)... big sparks, good thing the carpet didn't catch. School Electrician inbound.

alxone
10-04-2012, 02:52
just using my super ninja post whoring skills while i work on my updates[NunChaku]
(coar15[Sniper])
scrapbook ww2- book one almost done then we get to start on book two
badass - who knows what ill dig up

other forum (colorado gun forum [39])
ordnance - yeah i know i have been slacking
moh - again been slacking

threads in the works [Walk]
strange and whacky military equipment (cgf)
flags and maps (coar15)

stay tuned for details [Awesom]

Dr_Fwd
10-04-2012, 03:05
Whores

You're saying it like it's a bad thing! [ROFL1]

zteknik
10-04-2012, 03:20
Whores
By George I think he's got it!!! [Stooge]

yankeefan98121
10-04-2012, 06:42
night whores!

DSB OUTDOORS
10-04-2012, 07:11
Morning Whores!! [Coffee]

zteknik
10-04-2012, 08:02
Morning Whores!! [Coffee]
Morning!!!??
Aw crap-looks like I pulled a double!!![Bang]
Ah well,such is da life ova ho!! [Tooth]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:18
It's early for a ho.

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:18
Going back to my corner.

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:19
But gonna steal Ducky's change from the gas station first.

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:20
Here i sit

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:21
Buns a flexin'

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:21
Givin' birth

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:22
To another Texan [LOL]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:23
No offense to any of our Texas friends

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:24
Something I read in a bathroom stall in Woodland Park

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:24
I am a lonely ho today

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:25
Wait a customer

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:25
No wait....

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:26
It's just Ginsue

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:27
Patrolling with the Ban Hammer of Thor

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:28
Out is so powerful

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:28
It crushes not only you...

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:29
But all your posts!




I kid, I kid!

[Coffee]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:31
Anyone

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:31
Anyone?

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:32
Bueler?

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:34
Helloooooooooo

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:34
Helloooooo

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:35
Hellooo

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:36
(echo)

[Tooth]

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:36
Man you're desperate! [LOL]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:36
No body knows

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:36
...the trouble you've seen?

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:37
The trouble I've seen

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:37
But the Honey Badger don't care!

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:39
You coming to give me some badger love?

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:49
You coming to give me some badger love?

I don't think that means what you think that means.... but if you really want some "Badger love".... [Luck]

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:51
You still want to get HoneyBadgered? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Honey%20Badgered)




[Coffee]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:51
According to your last post it can mean whatever I want it to mean!

[Twist]

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:53
Or would it be whatever you want it to be? Ponderous

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:54
You still want to get HoneyBadgered? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Honey%20Badgered)




[Coffee]

Ouch. That's not right!![Coffee]

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:54
You can believe whatever you want, but when something gets published on urban dictionary.... lol


So is Dave here?

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:55
Nah, Dave's not here

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 09:56
It's all fun and games till someone loses their nuts!

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:59
hahahaha true story

nobody wants to lose their manhood!

HoneyBadger
10-04-2012, 09:59
although sometimes I think some people should... that whole darwinism thing, ya know?

Monky
10-04-2012, 11:18
I really hate urban dictionary.. it used to be great before people started just putting stupid shit on it.

alxone
10-04-2012, 11:38
scrapbook update
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=661195#post661195
http://i.imgur.com/ijtax.jpg

zteknik
10-04-2012, 12:01
Aw man I missed all the fun :(
Beddy by time for me[Bed]
Double shift ho out....

UncleDave
10-04-2012, 13:54
Aw man I missed all the fun :(
Beddy by time for me[Bed]
Double shift ho out....

You're coming out?

patrick0685
10-04-2012, 23:42
i feel that I should ask where WB888 is?[ROFL1]

HoneyBadger
10-05-2012, 00:03
i feel that I should ask where WB888 is?[ROFL1]

Awwww sheeeit. [LOL]

HoneyBadger
10-05-2012, 00:03
You mean MB888?

TriggerHappy
10-05-2012, 00:08
You mean MB888?

So who got an extended flipper rub to change you antenna fetish?

HoneyBadger
10-05-2012, 00:24
So who got an extended flipper rub to change you antenna fetish?

Mind your own fucking business eh?

[Coffee]

alxone
10-05-2012, 02:05
thinking that honeybadger's title should change from "dont give a shit " "honeybadger cause honey boo boo was already taken "

Ridge
10-05-2012, 06:44
You mean MB888?

No, it's MB888's Australian cousin...

HoneyBadger
10-05-2012, 07:53
thinking that honeybadger's title should change from "dont give a shit " "honeybadger cause honey boo boo was already taken "

Nah, I was here before Honey Boo Bitch

Ridge
10-05-2012, 16:02
[Pop]


http://i.imgur.com/L66Tu.jpg

We would have never guessed that this ’80s children’s cartoon would someday be an influencer in the style world, but after seeing these pop stars’ manes, it appears that My Little Pony is just that.
Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears all seem to be using My Little Pony as their tress-piration. The three singers recently revealed rainbow dip-dyed hair that’s very reminiscent of the unicorns’ manes on the retro show.

brutal
10-05-2012, 16:33
Show me Katy Perry's tits then I might give a fuck.

02ducky
10-06-2012, 00:38
Late night check in for a cold ho!

02ducky
10-06-2012, 22:41
Dang and another late night lonely ho bump.

What's up ya hos?

GilpinGuy
10-06-2012, 22:52
Yo ho!
Don't sweat the broad heads man....I do appreciate it though. I was in the canyon when you sent that. [Beer]

02ducky
10-06-2012, 22:58
You sure? Think about it and let me know, I kinda owe you bro!

GilpinGuy
10-06-2012, 23:10
You sure? Think about it and let me know, I kinda owe you bro!

Hmm, OK. One 16 oz. PBR will do it (cold).

EDIT: 20 OZ!

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:30
yo hos!

brutal
10-06-2012, 23:37
Ho bitches.

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:43
This work thing tonight is boring.

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:43
Be here till 0600.

UncleDave
10-06-2012, 23:46
Ho's

brutal
10-06-2012, 23:47
I won't be checking into the night crew thread, long week and long (cold) day at the range today.

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:48
Ill be hitting the range tomorrow. Finally got my FN bolt gun done and how I want it.

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:49
FN PBR XP, 20", threaded, oversized bolt knob, Mark 4 with ADM mount, cheek riser and last but not least.......Thunderbeast 30p1 supressor.

TriggerHappy
10-06-2012, 23:50
Suppressor is brand spanking new. Taking her virginity tomoroww.

UncleDave
10-06-2012, 23:52
Be gentle

JM Ver. 2.0
10-07-2012, 01:01
I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

Irving
10-07-2012, 01:47
That has literally never happened to me in my entire life.

TriggerHappy
10-07-2012, 02:09
That has literally never happened to me in my entire life.

I dont think it has happened to JM's either...[ROFL1]

alxone
10-07-2012, 03:42
I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.
so whats his name ?[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

JM Ver. 2.0
10-07-2012, 09:02
You're all just jealous.

Monky
10-07-2012, 10:13
You're all just jealous.

Nope.. You were obviously never a boy scout. Always be prepared... or whatever.

Unless you were having a marathon session there is no excuse for not having them.. how many times have you driven past a walgreens, king soopers, 7-11 in the course of a few days..

You obviously did not think you had a chance in hell of getting laid.

Then instead of going to get some you posted how frustrated you are about it.. how very Ronin of you... [Coffee]

Turn in your man card.

JM Ver. 2.0
10-07-2012, 10:37
Nope.. You were obviously never a boy scout. Always be prepared... or whatever.

Unless you were having a marathon session there is no excuse for not having them.. how many times have you driven past a walgreens, king soopers, 7-11 in the course of a few days..

You obviously did not think you had a chance in hell of getting laid.

Then instead of going to get some you posted how frustrated you are about it.. how very Ronin of you... [Coffee]

Turn in your man card.

You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.

HoneyBadger
10-07-2012, 13:13
Anyone watching the Colts v Packers game? Refs are terrible... I thought we got the real refs back?? 3+ missed pass interference calls, a helmet to helmet call that clearly wasn't there...

Anyway, it's nice to see Andrew Luck playing well.

brutal
10-07-2012, 14:13
Did not see the game. Who got the short end of the stick?

HoneyBadger
10-07-2012, 15:48
It was pretty bad in the first half, but I didn't see any reffing issues with the second half... And man what a come back! Andrew Luck is easily the best rookie quarterback I've seen in a long time. Makes Tim Tebow look like a high school quarterback...

SideShow Bob
10-07-2012, 17:45
I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaS-EydfJ3g

TriggerHappy
10-07-2012, 22:32
You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.

Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.

FireMoth
10-07-2012, 22:38
Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

HoneyBadger
10-07-2012, 22:39
Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

OHHHHH SNAP!

Irving
10-07-2012, 22:54
I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

Ask, Tell, Make. I guess you already forgot.

Monky
10-07-2012, 22:54
If anyone is going to see JM anytime soon let me know.. I'll go to the store and get him some rubbers.. Blue balls are no joke. [Coffee]

TriggerHappy
10-07-2012, 22:57
If anyone is going to see JM anytime soon let me know.. I'll go to the store and get him some rubbers.. Blue balls are no joke. [Coffee]

Thats what reverse grip, Left handed in the mirror is for.

FireMoth
10-07-2012, 23:02
....And.... Spiderman!

Irving
10-07-2012, 23:56
Came home from our honeymoon to a $300 water bill. Good thing we didn't spend all the money we set aside for the trip.

JM Ver. 2.0
10-08-2012, 00:12
Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

Ya know... I need a buffer, spring, and tube... I thought about coming down there tomorrow... But now, I'm not so sure.... [LOL]

UncleDave
10-08-2012, 22:04
Almost 24 hours and no ho's on the block? For shame!

Dr_Fwd
10-08-2012, 22:06
Mike's been slacking lately

Dr_Fwd
10-08-2012, 22:08
....And.... Spiderman!

Woot?
Rob is post whoring? What is happening with this world?! [ROFL2]

islandermyk
10-08-2012, 22:33
Mike's been slacking lately

This whore's been collecting some brass and loading...


... a whore gotta make it's cheese [Coffee]

islandermyk
10-08-2012, 22:34
Ha... been shifting that reload rod up and down a few thousand times [ROFL1]

islandermyk
10-08-2012, 22:35
I'm a dirty reloading whore [LOL]

Skully
10-08-2012, 22:35
Came home from our honeymoon to a $300 water bill. Good thing we didn't spend all the money we set aside for the trip.

Left the toilet running?

.......wait honeymoon, you get married again? [Coffee] [ROFL3]

islandermyk
10-08-2012, 22:36
I'm still waiting on some raw material to arrive to finish up a batch or two...[Bang]

zteknik
10-09-2012, 01:15
Just a shameless ho on a dim lit street corner....[Coffee]
X2LTL8KgKv8

zteknik
10-10-2012, 21:58
Time to get back on the corner and boost up that ho hand high!!!

HoneyBadger
10-10-2012, 22:07
Hola Ho!

zteknik
10-10-2012, 22:19
I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.

HoneyBadger
10-10-2012, 22:34
I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.


Awesome! Good luck to ya! I might be asking you about some car stuff in the near future if you're interested. Just some maintenance stuff for the truck. I think we talked about some of it when we were driving back from Pawnee, but i'm tired and don't remember.

Irving
10-10-2012, 22:36
Left the toilet running?

.......wait honeymoon, you get married again? [Coffee] [ROFL3]

No, but my neighbor did help me check for a leak. I think it was just because I left the sprinklers set on the setting they were on when we moved in. Apparently 7 days a week at 30 minutes per zone is too much. Both my neighbor and my dad knew what they were set at, but didn't bother to tell me that I was watering WAY too much. Lesson learned I guess.

JM Ver. 2.0
10-10-2012, 22:39
No, but my neighbor did help me check for a leak. I think it was just because I left the sprinklers set on the setting they were on when we moved in. Apparently 7 days a week at 30 minutes per zone is too much. Both my neighbor and my dad knew what they were set at, but didn't bother to tell me that I was watering WAY too much. Lesson learned I guess.

Your lawn must be nice though.... [Coffee]

zteknik
10-10-2012, 22:50
Awesome! Good luck to ya! I might be asking you about some car stuff in the near future if you're interested. Just some maintenance stuff for the truck. I think we talked about some of it when we were driving back from Pawnee, but i'm tired and don't remember.
Anytime your ready.Just gimme a call.

Irving
10-10-2012, 22:58
Your lawn must be nice though.... [Coffee]

It IS. However, if you take off at a sprint, or are running and come to a quick stop, or change directions, your foot will rip the grass because it was so wet. I should have taken that as a hint I guess.

02ducky
10-10-2012, 23:00
I had to take a break from my nightime duties to look for a respectable paying job[ROFL1]

I put in a few more aplications and had at 1 interview that seemed promising-I'll know by Friday if it's a go or not.

Good luck, keep the pimp hand up. [Tooth]

zteknik
10-10-2012, 23:18
Good luck, keep the pimp hand up. [Tooth]
Oh yea,Thanks!
Filling out app's and hoi'n with the other-Thats how we roll!!![Beer]

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 06:23
mornin ho's, been a minute

02ducky
10-11-2012, 06:36
What up ho?

Man where you been?

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 07:07
workin two gigs now, all I am anymore is a tpt (trading post troll)

HoneyBadger
10-11-2012, 08:36
Weather's nice, don't have to work until tonight... I think I'm going to go shoot my newest AR :) See ya fellas!

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 09:12
I don't even have time to fondle mine anymore [Bang]

HoneyBadger
10-11-2012, 12:49
Weather's nice, don't have to work until tonight... I think I'm going to go shoot my newest AR :) See ya fellas!

Good news! This is the first time I've ever built an upper from parts and everything worked wonderfully! I put 120 trouble-free rounds down range and my 7.5inch barrel was able to shoot about 4 MOA from a sandbag... Not bad! Its amazing how much difference a muzzle break can make though... holy cow! If I ever figure out how to edit my videos I might try to post them. They are shot at 340 frames per second, so there is a lot of wasted time in them. [AR15]

DSB OUTDOORS
10-11-2012, 18:40
Hello my Biotch Hoe Bro's! Whats shakin?? [Coffee]

sniper7
10-11-2012, 18:44
Whore checkin in!

I'm guessing I'll hit 10K tonight with the VP debate thread

DSB OUTDOORS
10-11-2012, 18:46
Whore checkin in!

I'm guessing I'll hit 10K tonight with the VP debate thread
Gettin damn close spanky. [Beer]

zteknik
10-11-2012, 19:59
Fee fi fo fum,time to get sum hoin dun!!!! [Tooth]

DSB OUTDOORS
10-11-2012, 20:14
Damn, your a poet and didn't know it, so just keep on ho'in it, give me any crap I'll tell ya to stow it. I not dissin anyone and you know it! Ho! [Coffee]

alxone
10-11-2012, 20:30
Damn, your a poet and didn't know it, so just keep on ho'in it, give me any crap I'll tell ya to stow it. I not dissin anyone and you know it! Ho! [Coffee]wow ... just wow [Stooge]

zteknik
10-11-2012, 20:33
And who would have thought we were unedumicated [Tooth]
Boredom does strange things to a person! [Whacko]

DSB OUTDOORS
10-11-2012, 20:52
I live alone, I fish alone, I hunt alone, I... I... I am the crazziest peoples?? !!! [Whacko] [ROFL1] [Beer]

zteknik
10-11-2012, 20:59
I live alone, I fish alone, I hunt alone, I... I... I am the crazziest peoples?? !!! [Whacko] [ROFL1] [Beer]
Nah I would say your the luckiest person!!
No wife and kids to sidetrck you!![ROFL1][Beer]

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:14
I feel like I should whore it up now.

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:15
Sniper7 inspired ho inbound!!

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:17
Trying to catch up hoing time!

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:17
Ah yes many grasshoppers want to surpass master!!13811

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:18
Sweet only 9000 more to go.

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:19
Need to keep on pushing it ya ho's

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:20
Never mind I don't know how the hell sniper7 has 10000 posts.

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:21
Sniper inspired me as well.... I just wanna get posts so people like me

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:21
Never mind I don't know how the hell sniper7 has 10000 posts.
Many double shifts?? [Coffee]

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:22
Dang Bob you got some numbers too

HO!!

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:22
Sniper probably has posted at 30k feet.....

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:23
I feel like I should whore it up now.

uh oh, hes gonna try to catch me!

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:23
Need and want some Garand trigger time

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:23
Dang Bob you got some numbers too

HO!!
And to think I was mathmaticly inept!![ROFL1]

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:23
Maybe they should change the name to Sniper7 is a ho thread.

Thoughts?

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:24
Sniper probably has posted at 30k feet.....

actually at 41,000 feet I have[Beer]

But I wasn't the one flying it, I was in the back on the wifi. pretty cool actually. I have only used it a couple times, always while I was in the back deadheading.

and I'm too cheap to pay for the monthly cost, I can wait till I get one the ground!

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:24
Need and want some Garand trigger time
I have to break mine out some day :(
I need to save up some coin and get some more ammo.
Unemployment sucks!!! [Bang]

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:24
Need and want some Garand trigger time

me too, my m1a socom II in urban camo has been bugging me a lot lately!

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:25
And to think I was mathmaticly inept!![ROFL1]

[ROFL1]. Nice!

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:25
Maybe they should change the name to Sniper7 is a ho thread.

Thoughts?

I like this[Beer]

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:26
I have to break mine out some day :(
I need to save up some coin and get some more ammo.
Unemployment sucks!!! [Bang]

Hopefully you will find something soon and get some good trigger time!

DeadEye
10-11-2012, 21:26
I have about 13 but I'm catchin up to gunner at least.

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:28
I have about 13 but I'm catchin up to gunner at least.
Stay thirsty my friend[Beer]
You will catch up [Tooth]

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:29
I have about 13 but I'm catchin up to gunner at least.

With a cool avatar like that, you don't need a high post count!

DSB OUTDOORS
10-11-2012, 21:30
Night, night, kids! Don't forget to turn the lights off when ya go! Talk to you ho's tomorrow!! [Coffee]

02ducky
10-11-2012, 21:31
Yeah all you have to do is stay up 24x7 and post like a mad man, by the end of the week your post with look like this....

Blah, blah, blah boobied blah pfft...

brutal
10-11-2012, 21:32
Yeah all you have to do is stay up 24x7 and post like a mad man, by the end of the week your post with look like this....

Blah, blah, blah boobied blah pfft...

Just start a debate thread and play commentator.

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:34
I have to break mine out some day :(
I need to save upome coin and get some more ammo.
Unemployment sucks!!! [Bang]

Hit me up we can go to the south site I got some ammo

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:35
I have to break mine out some day :(
I need to save up some coin and get some more ammo.
Unemployment sucks!!! [Bang]



I'm thinking Monday I might go

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:37
Night, night, kids! Don't forget to turn the lights off when ya go! Talk to you ho's tomorrow!! [Coffee]

C YA!

sniper7
10-11-2012, 21:37
Just start a debate thread and play commentator.

that's how I roll![Beer]

I actually had 3 members request that I post that up because they don't have TV.

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:39
I have about 13 but I'm catchin up to gunner at least.

Yeah whatever dream on.. you don't even even have a title

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:40
I'm thinking Monday I might go
Man,I wish I could go!
Gotta chase down a few job leads,hopefully something will come through.

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:44
Man,I wish I could go!
Gotta chase down a few job leads,hopefully something will come through.

send me a PM if something changes

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:45
Hit me up we can go to the south site I got some ammo
Maybe in a week or so if your still up for it.
My Garand is over the grandparrents and I wont be able to get over there for a while.
But I do have plenty of other 30 06 goodness to play with :D

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:46
send me a PM if something changes
Oh I definitly will!![Beer]

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 21:49
hoes been busy tonight eh

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:51
Everyone wants to emulate the posting abbilities of sniper7....
So its into OVERTIME!!!![LOL]

Gunner
10-11-2012, 21:52
Oh I definitly will!![Beer]
I alwyas try to be up to it. just depends with school and work. so my days change.

zteknik
10-11-2012, 21:57
Cool!!
If you ever get the hankering to go in the future hit me up!!
I'll pm you my info.

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 22:05
overtime it is, damn 10k!

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:06
Maybe

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:06
We

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:07
can get

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:08
get to 10k

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:08
tonight

Gunner
10-11-2012, 22:09
This 30 seconds between posts sucks

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 22:39
yeah it does

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 22:40
when you're on a roll

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 22:41
you're on a roll

yankeefan98121
10-11-2012, 22:41
whorin isn't easy

zteknik
10-11-2012, 22:44
To achieve perfection takes persistance and practice!!!
The ultimite goal of a ho :D