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roberth
08-23-2013, 07:32
Burpees? those like bowl movements?

no, that would be too easy

fly boy
08-23-2013, 07:48
Good Morning Ladies

roberth
08-23-2013, 08:01
mornin' ma'am

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:06
Hey roberth what hay doin today?

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:06
*whatchya

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:08
Got ahold of that guy, basically said he isn't working today... I am but might be able to break away sometime

roberth
08-23-2013, 08:09
off to work

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:20
Wanna go look at a truck?

I am supposed to work, but isn't crucial.

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:25
Oh!, off TO work.... I read that as off OF work

My subliminal injected what it wanted

waxthis
08-23-2013, 08:29
Whats her name?

ROSANA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb_74Oob6D8

[Coffee]

fly boy
08-23-2013, 08:56
Wanna go look at a truck?

I am supposed to work, but isn't crucial.

What kind of truck?

wax_job
08-23-2013, 08:58
76' f250 highboy

fly boy
08-23-2013, 09:01
ROSANA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb_74Oob6D8

[Coffee]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

fly boy
08-23-2013, 09:02
76' f250 highboy

Nice. How about a sweet 79 CJ-7 instead?

wax_job
08-23-2013, 09:04
Only if you buy my 2005 dodge neon?

wax_job
08-23-2013, 09:05
Seriously tho... If it was a cj5 Ida been all over it back when you posted her

fly boy
08-23-2013, 09:08
Only if you buy my 2005 dodge neon?

if it was a SRT-4


Seriously tho... If it was a cj5 Ida been all over it back when you posted her

Why would you want a 5, when you can have the even better awesome 7?!? With a hoss V8, and boosted disc brakes.

roberth
08-23-2013, 09:52
Oh!, off TO work.... I read that as off OF work

My subliminal injected what it wanted

what time are you going?

Ridge
08-23-2013, 11:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8gZQonAgPw

wax_job
08-23-2013, 11:10
what time are you going?

Trying to pin down this kid... he is a little ADHD.

roberth
08-23-2013, 11:45
Trying to pin down this kid... he is a little ADHD.

ok

what is the general vicinity of this truck?

Mazin
08-23-2013, 11:51
Yep Library is still offline, just like it was tuesday, wednesday and yesterday you freaking moron!

Ridge
08-23-2013, 12:24
A couple Jolly Green Giants just flew overhead here in Castle Rock.

fly boy
08-23-2013, 12:44
A couple Jolly Green Giants just flew overhead here in Castle Rock.

wtf are those? Huey's? Blackhawks? C-130's?

Ridge
08-23-2013, 12:53
wtf are those? Huey's? Blackhawks? C-130's?

H-53s

http://i.imgur.com/EGO3wYB.jpg

Ridge
08-23-2013, 13:10
Just caught them heading back south...

http://i.imgur.com/CLTAo4Lh.jpg

waxthis
08-23-2013, 13:49
2.5 hours..

fly boy
08-23-2013, 14:11
awesome!

3beansalad
08-23-2013, 14:39
http://youtu.be/wa2nLEhUcZ0

wax_job
08-23-2013, 14:42
H-53s


Yep, they flew right over my place in Centennial a couple hours ago.

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-23-2013, 14:44
Come on 4:30!!!!

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:56
Come on 3!!!!!

[Coffee]

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:56
5.

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:57
4.

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:57
.3

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:57
.2

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:57
1.

Mazin
08-23-2013, 14:58
BOB DOLE

roberth
08-23-2013, 15:01
i am almost on vacation

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 15:01
Is out the door.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

fly boy
08-23-2013, 15:03
been on vacation for 6 days now

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 15:06
i am almost on vacation

Be careful walking to car in parking lot. Would suck to trip and break arm on way home.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Great-Kazoo
08-23-2013, 16:04
Vacation, what's that??

wax_job
08-23-2013, 16:04
Roberth I think I scared that kid... I'm guessing its good as gone

waxthis
08-23-2013, 16:18
Tick tock........

fly boy
08-23-2013, 16:37
What ammo is this?
!

brand?

fly boy
08-23-2013, 16:38
damnit, in post 30065, what brand ammo is it?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:47
Greetings, Whores.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:49
Ya know....... I want to get a T shirt or a bumper sticker that says

"Squishy pants McGee"

lol

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:50
Whaddya mean you scared the kid off, WJ ?

Did you Moon the guy?....Did he see your Teeth?

What the hell happened?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:51
Maybe a T shirt..... I'll get a bumper sticker that says

B
O
B

D
O
L
E

..instead.

fly boy
08-23-2013, 16:53
stop whoring, and help me figure out the brand!

post number 30065

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:57
You mean JM's ammo deal thing?

fly boy
08-23-2013, 16:58
no, why type of ammo is in the picture

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 16:59
Oh...goes to look at it.

And Howdy, Flyboy.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 16:59
Russian lacquer cased that came 1440 rds per case. The "case" is actually a wooden crate. Price tag say $ 189.95

FWIW: In wyo, at one time as long as the driver didn't have an open container it was legal to drink n drive


damnit, in post 30065, what brand ammo is it?

Maybe Jim knows.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

fly boy
08-23-2013, 17:00
on page 752

fly boy
08-23-2013, 17:00
Oh...goes to look at it.

And Howdy, Flyboy.

Oh, Herro

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:01
Now back to whoring.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

fly boy
08-23-2013, 17:03
once I figure out the brand, I will whore

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:05
Heya Lobo.. :)

Flyboy, I remember you asking that now, but I thought Jim kinda answered your question about it...I certainly don't know anything about that ammo, sir.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:05
What is on page 752?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:07
Have any of you actually stopped what you were doing, to blow fifteen minutes policing your immediate area, just to smash the shit out of a fly?

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that has done this.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:07
Mr. Squishy, how you?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:08
What is on page 752?

"there'd better be a stick of dynamite on page 752"

Evil Roy Slade....lol

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:08
Have any of you actually stopped what you were doing, to blow fifteen minutes policing your immediate area, just to smash the shit out of a fly?

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that has done this.

Hahaha, regularly. :screwy:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:09
I'm doing okay, brother.

Arm slowly getting better....PT and all that.

How's those Grands been a treatin' ya lately....? I bet it's some cool time together.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:10
"there'd better be a stick of dynamite on page 752"

Evil Roy Slade....lol

:D:D:what::D

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Great-Kazoo
08-23-2013, 17:10
Maybe Jim knows.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.




once I figure out the brand, I will whore

hey dude, drop the long necks and go back to post 30559 i answered your ??

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:16
Beat em Jim, beat em like a red-headed step child.

I quoted your answer for him. Post 30559


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:16
Howdy Jim.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:19
I'm doing okay, brother.

Arm slowly getting better....PT and all that.

How's those Grands been a treatin' ya lately....? I bet it's some cool time together.

It is really cool, cept now back in school and only see em about once a month.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:23
Well, yeah, that school thing is gonna get in the way of that now.

Some good Holiday time together isn't all that far off though..

:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:26
Those H 53's are pretty cool.

I work not super far from Buckley, we get to see those and some fighters flying around from time to time...we usually stop and run out to the lot so we can see them.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:36
I have a subdivision right at the end of the runways, lots of time wasted watching take off/landing


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVD_766yxBo

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 17:38
A house full of WHORES!! My kinda place...... HELLO Ladies!!






















Ooops!



Wrong kinda whores! [gohome]

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:40
Posting posting, whoring whoring.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 17:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVD_766yxBo


O man that was FUNNY! Corney as shit!

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:43
what up dogs, i mean hoze

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:43
Roberth I think I scared that kid... I'm guessing its good as gone

aw rats - were you too eager?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:44
When Stapleton was still an airport, it was cool to cruise down east on I 70 and get off at Havana....roll on up to the end of the east/west runways and watch the airliners coming in. You could see the rivets on the wings, it was pretty cool.

Shit'll never be that way again...... for the last few gens, and everything on out from there. It's all devices and apps and all that crap. They mostly don't care about old muscle cars, or lifting trucks, might be lucky to get 'em interested in the Golden Cruises maybe.

Fuckin world changes.......and next thing ya know, kids don't know how to wear fucking pants correctly.

WTF ??

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:44
I commute a long distance to work. The only time it sucks is Friday when I want beer right now and am stuck in traffic.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:45
Howdy Roberth and 10MM man.

Nice to see yas.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:46
10mm and roberth, whorry evening to you.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:46
I commute a long distance to work. The only time it sucks is Friday when I want beer right now and am stuck in traffic.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

I feel your pain, brother. Hell, stop here on the way home, and I'll deliver one to your hand personally.

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:46
When Stapleton was still an airport, it was cool to cruise down east on I 70 and get off at Havana....roll on up to the end of the east/west runways and watch the airliners coming in. You could see the rivets on the wings, it was pretty cool.

Shit'll never be that way again...... for the last few gens, and everything on out from there. It's all devices and apps and all that crap. They mostly don't care about old muscle cars, or lifting trucks, might be lucky to get 'em interested in the Golden Cruises maybe.

Fuckin world changes.......and next thing ya know, kids don't know how to wear fucking pants correctly.

WTF ??

i used to like to go to stapleton too - fun to watch planes

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:47
Roberth, I thought you'd be out the door and on the bicycle by now. Perhaps planning your full day hike tomorrow?

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:47
When Stapleton was still an airport, it was cool to cruise down east on I 70 and get off at Havana....roll on up to the end of the east/west runways and watch the airliners coming in. You could see the rivets on the wings, it was pretty cool.

Shit'll never be that way again...... for the last few gens, and everything on out from there. It's all devices and apps and all that crap. They mostly don't care about old muscle cars, or lifting trucks, might be lucky to get 'em interested in the Golden Cruises maybe.

Fuckin world changes.......and next thing ya know, kids don't know how to wear fucking pants correctly.

WTF ??

10 ring hit. :beer:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:47
gentlehoze - hope ya'll doin good

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:48
Roberth, I thought you'd be out the door and on the bicycle by now. Perhaps planning your full day hike tomorrow?

i'm at moms having dinner and hanging out - i can ride tomorrow

roberth
08-23-2013, 17:49
kids today don't know how to wear hats either

me: hey stupid, the bill is there to keep the sun out of your eyes
dork: shutup gramps and pay for my marrywanna

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 17:50
I feel your pain, brother. Hell, stop here on the way home, and I'll deliver one to your hand personally.

A gentleman among hoes.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:54
i'm at moms having dinner and hanging out - i can ride tomorrow

If you wouldn't mind, please express to your Mom, that I think it's cool she's makin' ya a meal, and that I said Howdy.... and that your creepy internet friends also said Hi.

Thanks in advance.

:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:55
A gentleman among hoes.

Why, thank you, kind Sir.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:56
HI, Roberths Mom !!!!!

[Coffee]

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 17:58
Damn, I need to lobby for a REAL assortment of moties here.

I run a few boards, and the moties available to us there are insane and funnier than hell.

Perhaps if I offer to add them, or get them or whatever.....I think we could have a lot of fun with that stuff. There is some really cool shit out there, as far as that goes.

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 18:04
Howdy Roberth and 10MM man.

Nice to see yas.


10mm and roberth, whorry evening to you.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Hello fello post whores!

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:06
I totally agree on the hat program, Roberth.

Forward, and yeah, backward at times.......but the sideways thing? Really?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:07
Hello fello post whores!

What up with your evening 10mm....doing anything exciting or cool tonight...or just gonna chill?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:10
It's official....lightning and dangerous conditions prevent me from doing stuff outside now....

Me thinks me post count is really gonna climb this evening...

Bwah Hahahhaahhahahahahahha

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:12
I'm thinking that Lobo is making some distance now....can't post really well doing 75 mph.

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:14
what is my post count

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:14
wow i crossed 4k - i wuz havin so much phun i dint evan notice

Mazin
08-23-2013, 18:15
Ya know....... I want to get a T shirt or a bumper sticker that says

"Squishy pants McGee"

lol


Done

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:15
shootin tomorrow morning and sunday afternoon - work out in meantime

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:16
time to go wish my cousin a happy 50th - see y'all later

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:18
time to go wish my cousin a happy 50th - see y'all later

Take care, brother, have a great night.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:19
Done

Really? Are you some kind of magician or something?

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:20
guess we're not leaving for a little while so i can whore smore

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:24
Did you tell your Mom I said hi?

...and WB for the time being..

:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:26
Man, we're actually getting rain right now....nothing last night, so I appreciate it.

roberth
08-23-2013, 18:33
yes, mom says hi back :)

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:36
Well, that's cool.

Nice.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:38
Do you have to travel very far to your Cousins place for the festivities?

Mazin
08-23-2013, 18:42
Really? Are you some kind of magician or something?


33051

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:44
Howdy, brother Mazin.

What, in the name of Marlin all mighty, is that thing?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 18:52
Rain quit out here, was nice while it lasted though.

Shout out to Stoner, hope you're alright, man.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:03
Update on that..... Rain round two just mosied on through, and deposited some baby hails, and some big ass dropses of that really wet stuff.


Is someone messing with a really big sprinkler?

crays
08-23-2013, 19:05
When Stapleton was still an airport, it was cool to cruise down east on I 70 and get off at Havana....roll on up to the end of the east/west runways and watch the airliners coming in. You could see the rivets on the wings, it was pretty cool.

Shit'll never be that way again...... for the last few gens, and everything on out from there. It's all devices and apps and all that crap. They mostly don't care about old muscle cars, or lifting trucks, might be lucky to get 'em interested in the Golden Cruises maybe.

Fuckin world changes.......and next thing ya know, kids don't know how to wear fucking pants correctly.

WTF ??

And there were always about 2cases worth of beer cans, and several wine bottles tossed up near the fence, after weekend nights.


Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 19:10
I really need to get out and do something adventurous this weekend....

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:14
Heya Cray and JM

I don't throw trash on the ground, that's for sure.

...and now I'm trying to think of something adventurous for JM.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:22
JM...I'd suggest a hooker. Not some ordinary run of the mill hooker, I mean something special and different.

I'm talking about a midget hooker.

A midget hooker that has a thick Irish accent and lots of Red flowing hair.... and a midget gription pussy. You might have to ask about that before you confirm any transactions of course. Ask her if she can do that "fling" thing too, that would be cool.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:24
Now if that's not an adventure enough, then I don't really know what kind of adventure you're really looking for.

The fact remains though, that I tried to help you in your quest, brother.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:28
Shout out to BC...hope your knee is getting better, bro.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:29
Hell, they might have put the rings on by now. I don't remember.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 19:29
I might go try to hike... Throw my .223 in a pack for weight and go run around the mountains....

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:31
That sounds ambitious....healthy and positive minded.

I support your decision, sir.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:38
However, I also support interaction with midget hookers.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:40
Not to demonize standard non hooker midgets, I certainly don't want to offend them either.

Hell, there might be a strong, but silent, midget community that supports this great establishment.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 19:41
However, I also support interaction with midget hookers.
Of course you do.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:48
Of course you do.

It's 'Merican.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 19:49
It's 'Merican.
Indeed.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:51
Truth is, I've never been with a midget, and probably never will be..........but it's fun to think about, and I think it's funny.

That and a quarter won't even get ya a cup of coffee unless you're in a third world country.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:53
This might be a really good night for a fire.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 19:56
It rained like a mofo on my way to work...

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 19:58
Whores, whores, whores..... All of you, I say!

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:58
Yeah, it did.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 19:59
Re-hi 10mm

Mazin
08-23-2013, 20:01
Howdy, brother Mazin.

What, in the name of Marlin all mighty, is that thing?


It was a cheating device that was used for the original Nintendo

Mazin
08-23-2013, 20:03
Truth is, I've never been with a midget, and probably never will be..........but it's fun to think about, and I think it's funny.

That and a quarter won't even get ya a cup of coffee unless you're in a third world country.


You think you could handle a midget? Shit she'd come @ you like a spyder-monkey

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:05
You think you could handle a midget? Shit she'd come @ you like a spyder-monkey

Don't make me want to do a midget even more....hell.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:06
It was a cheating device that was used for the original Nintendo

Gotcha.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:09
Mazin, I wanted to remind you that I appreciate your help for a few things, thanks, man.

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 20:19
Stiffed again. At least got a little last nite. Bitch, most of July and August she is all over me, real pain in the ass. Now can't hardly get any.





Could really use some rain. :eek:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:21
SO!!!!!! Who wants to bring me food at work tonight?!

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 20:27
Re-hi 10mm


Hey OBC!

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 20:29
SO!!!!!! Who wants to bring me food at work tonight?!


[pick-me]












































































































NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:35
Mother nature is a bitch sometimes.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:40
Bring food to JM?

What's in it for me?....do I have clearance to enter the jail?....

Hmmmmmm.

If I can come into your cell monitoring area, while you're on duty......I'll bring you whatever meal you want to eat, JM.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:41
Sounds like you're home now Lobo........ glad you made it there without incident.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:43
Bring food to JM?

What's in it for me?....do I have clearance to enter the jail?....

Hmmmmmm.

If I can come into your cell monitoring area, while you're on duty......I'll bring you whatever meal you want to eat, JM.

That could be arranged... I'm assuming you have no felonious conduct on your record....

Mazin
08-23-2013, 20:46
Mazin, I wanted to remind you that I appreciate your help for a few things, thanks, man.


NP Brothaman!

Getting some good reading?

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 20:47
That could be arranged... I'm assuming you have no felonious conduct on your record....

Now that could be embarrassing


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:48
Now that could be embarrassing


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Considering he'd have to be run before he came in.... It could be....

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 20:48
So whats new JM. Your a cool cat, just messing with you brother! if i was closer, i would bring you some grub!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:49
Actually... That could be a fun joke....


"Excuse me Mr. OBC... I'm going to need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back....."

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:50
So whats new JM. Your a cool cat, just messing with you brother! if i was closer, i would bring you some grub!
You're too kind, sir....

Now I'm only you'd furnish me with a .223 can so I could shoot pdogs like a tactical SEAL operator.

Mazin
08-23-2013, 20:50
Can a walk a tier with a 12ga?

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 20:51
Where did 10mm go? Some sort of speed whore poster, on for two, then gone?

Must be gettin around. :beer:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:51
NP Brothaman!

Getting some good reading?

Yes......:)

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:53
Can a walk a tier with a 12ga?

No firearms allowed in the facility.....

buffalobo
08-23-2013, 20:53
Even before I get it typed he's back. :what:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:54
That could be arranged... I'm assuming you have no felonious conduct on your record....

lol........I'm good, brother.

But the deal is........I get to walk your sector and look at all the losers who fucked up in life.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:55
Where did 10mm go? Some sort of speed whore poster, on for two, then gone?

Must be gettin around. :beer:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

He does seem preoccupied with something else, doesn't he?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 20:57
Actually... That could be a fun joke....


"Excuse me Mr. OBC... I'm going to need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back....."

I can put ONE arm behind my back....don't mess with the other arm, Thank you.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 20:59
lol........I'm good, brother.

But the deal is........I get to walk your sector and look at all the losers who fucked up in life.

From where I am right now... You can see ALL of the people that fucked up in life...

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 21:03
I think I'm going to check the phone system for suspicious phone calls today...

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:03
Whatcha want, and what I gotta do?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:04
From where I am right now... You can see ALL of the people that fucked up in life...

Um, video screens don't count. I wanna see 'em through the little 5x5 window as I walk down the hall.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:07
I think I'm going to check the phone system for suspicious phone calls today...

That one to Horny Midgets America....wasn't me, man.

waxthis
08-23-2013, 21:08
Skunky ass beer!!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/24/esuga3eg.jpg

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:11
Howdy, Burrito Wax... :)

btw....I'll pass on that skunky beer, thanks.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:12
It also looks like you have to take a mean shit during, or after you drink it.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 21:26
Um, video screens don't count. I wanna see 'em through the little 5x5 window as I walk down the hall.


That would be tough...

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 21:27
A Little Red Cap bomber and a Guiness and I'm toasted.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:33
Good for you Blacklabel.

If you're having a good time, God Bless ya brother.

Nice to say howdy to ya.

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 21:34
Just hanging out at home with the old lady. I paid entirely too much ($15) for two beers but I'm enjoying them.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:35
That would be tough...


Hmmm..compromises.......

Nope, I'll stand fast on the food delivery TO the work station guidelines.

Perhaps a food hookup when your duty time has been fulfilled, is more in order then.

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 21:36
Hi whores......

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 21:36
Two post- and i am gone.... 2 fast for you whores!

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 21:38
I always knew you were a two post chump. Kidding...

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:38
Just hanging out at home with the old lady. I paid entirely too much ($15) for two beers but I'm enjoying them.

It's the weekend, you're on your own time........Do It !!!!

Praise a brother enjoying stuff....hallelujah, and shit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:40
3 Hi to 10mm

He's like Tigger..."bounce, bounce.........bounce"

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:42
I miss Tigger....He was my favorite character in the whole Winnie the Pooh program.

I'm sure they must have banned that cartoon series as well, just like the Road Runner/Wiley Coyote stuff............ just to negative for young sensitive minds in a new age, and all.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:43
Shit, do they even show the old Charlie Brown stuff to kids anymore?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:50
Whoring and a whoring........... maybe I can make 4000 tonight.


Shout out to Bogie, where you AT man? Get that tumbler yet?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:51
Determination......effort.......

..and for some damn reason.... Adapt, Improvise, overcome.......came to mind.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:52
Gunny Highway....

I liked that movie.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:53
Hell, it aint even 10:00 pm yet, where's all the bitches at?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 21:54
I'm kind of here.... I was eating the horrid food I brought.

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 21:55
4000. I still haven't gotten there. I did lurk, shitty post for a long time. wait what am I saying, my posts are still shitty.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:55
Would cellophane still adhere at 3x less atmospheric pressure ?

stoner01
08-23-2013, 21:57
Whoring and a whoring........... maybe I can make 4000 tonight.
Shout out to Bogie, where you AT man? Get that tumbler yet?

If I can do over a hundred in a night, you can too damnit.

Sorry Ive been absent fellas. Been limiting my internet time.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:58
4000. I still haven't gotten there. I did lurk, shitty post for a long time. wait what am I saying, my posts are still shitty.

While I cannot begin to suggest that some post are not shitty, .............I say, Strive forward, brother, and post what the hell ever your Whore mind decides to share....BE the whore you can be.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 21:59
STONER

It's good to see you, Bro. I am not the only member here that was wondering if you were alright, man.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:02
Been limiting my internet time.

Baghdaddy Bootie perhaps?

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:03
Shit, sorry man, I forgot your beloved Mrs's here at home.

Ignore my suggesting that.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:04
How's her hair cutting school going? How are you doing?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:09
Been limiting my internet time.

Baghdaddy Bootie perhaps?

You're insane....

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 22:10
You're insane....

And probably right.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:10
Been limiting my internet time.

Baghdaddy Bootie perhaps?

Slap yourself. That's not even funny.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:12
How's her hair cutting school going? How are you doing?

Its going good. Her photography business is slowing down, so if yall need a haircut go see her. I think it was 8 bucks for mine.
And the reason Ive been limiting my internet time is because ive been devoting it to my wife.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:13
As a side note, Fentonites missus makes some awesome brownies.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:13
Hey, sorry.....I messed up... I see that now.

I'm a horny minded fucker.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:14
As a side note, Fentonites missus makes some awesome brownies.


Cool. Very nice to hear.

blacklabel
08-23-2013, 22:15
Hey, sorry.....I messed up... I see that now.

I'm a horny minded fucker.

Haha, I just made it worse.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:17
Hey, sorry.....I messed up... I see that now.
I'm a horny minded fucker.

No harm no foul.

wax_job
08-23-2013, 22:18
Have you ever got up in an attic to change a fart fan, find out all the way on the other side of the attic that you physically can't get to it.... Swim back in an ocean of insulation .... Just to lose a drywall saw and new fart fan in the waves of pink

wax_job
08-23-2013, 22:18
I have...

Now I'm itchy and pissed

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:18
As a side note, Fentonites missus makes some awesome brownies.

I'm still perfecting the ones I'm sending you....... They're close.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:19
Dude, if there's something you want, I'll send it.

I know you posted your mailing addy sometime back, I could use that info again if I can help.

I apologize for the brain fart earlier, brother, I feel bad about that.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:20
I have...

Now I'm itchy and pissed

Little too much Bhagdaddy Bootie for you, I see.....

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:21
Little too much Bhagdaddy Bootie for you, I see.....

Shit I lost. You owe me a new keyboard. Hadji coke will ruin that shit.

wax_job
08-23-2013, 22:21
Thanks JM, now I'm laughing and itchy.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:23
Heya WJ.... you didn't mention the truck incident.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:24
Little too much Bhagdaddy Bootie for you, I see.....


LOL

wax_job
08-23-2013, 22:25
Heya WJ.... you didn't mention the truck incident.

Think I blew it.... Couldn't come to an agreement with dude earlier, and he said that someone was looking at it when I called him at 5pm.

I'll call him the morning and see if its still avail...

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:27
I'm still perfecting the ones I'm sending you....... They're close.

Its not rocket science. Or is there an herbal ingredient Im missing?[Flower]

wax_job
08-23-2013, 22:31
I was busy at work and tried to get him to bring the truck straight to my mechanic (225/6) from ft Lipton... He declined, I don't blame him

If its still there tomorrow ill go check it out up there

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:34
Its not rocket science. Or is there an herbal ingredient Im missing?[Flower]
It is rocket science.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:36
Your dedication inspires me JM

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:37
Your dedication inspires me JM
Good.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nndh66qC3W0#t=37

BAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Skip ahead to 40 seconds in.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:43
http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php

Greatest way to kill time ever. Between this and reading, I can get through a shift pretty easy.

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:45
It's nice to see some good solid whoring going on.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:48
Im sorry, could you repeat that. I cant hear you over the sound of my own AWESOME.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 22:49
7:30 is pretty good too.

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:51
They killed all the youtubes here. Cant get on it anywhere now.[Bang]

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:52
Okay....

I cant hear you over the sound of my own AWESOME.

:)

stoner01
08-23-2013, 22:55
Well. Im out. Ill check in with you hoes later

OtterbatHellcat
08-23-2013, 22:55
I've gotta say, it's totally cool to see you in here again, Stoner..

..and I'm getting some droopy eyes pretty quickly.

Goodnight fellow Whores.

Peace.

wax_job
08-23-2013, 23:05
Night OBC

KS63
08-23-2013, 23:25
What? It's only 11:30 on a Friday!

10mm-man
08-23-2013, 23:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nndh66qC3W0#t=37

BAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Skip ahead to 40 seconds in.

[ROFL3][LOL][Beer]

TheGrey
08-23-2013, 23:48
*waves*

JM Ver. 2.0
08-23-2013, 23:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_wHyyvdM8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJG_wHyyvdM8&has_verified=1


Fucking insanity......... I'm sure Vicky would be a cute girl if she wasn't retarded.

TheGrey
08-23-2013, 23:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_wHyyvdM8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJG_wHyyvdM8&has_verified=1


Fucking insanity......... I'm sure Vicky would be a cute girl if she wasn't retarded.

I remember seeing this episode on TV. I can barely comprehend some of these 'body modifications.'

blacklabel
08-24-2013, 00:03
Picked up an oak aged Yeti to finish off the night. Damn this stuff is good.

blacklabel
08-24-2013, 00:13
This is apparently a world class beer. It better be at $9 per bomber.

TheGrey
08-24-2013, 00:15
Good thing you enjoy it, then!

Myself, I don't really care for beer at all.

Which means that there's more for you.

blacklabel
08-24-2013, 00:20
It works out to be about $4.50 per pint. That's not too bad considering it's an epic beer.

blacklabel
08-24-2013, 00:31
9.5% ABV. I've had shots that had less alcohol in them.

brutal
08-24-2013, 00:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_wHyyvdM8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJG_wHyyvdM8&has_verified=1 Fucking insanity......... I'm sure Vicky would be a cute girl if she wasn't retarded.

Not even gona click that shit

brutal
08-24-2013, 00:37
This is apparently a world class beer. It better be at $9 per bomber.



Certainly must be better than Black Label. Is that even still around? It was like $3.50 a case when I was a lad.

DangerLee_Industries
08-24-2013, 00:45
Woo hoo!!!!!!!! Found a smoking deal on a Super Vinci and it just shipped in time for next weekend. Watch out doves...... I'm going to scare the crap out of you while I miss you all morning long. That is all you dirty lil girls and screw that eyeball video as well.....

blacklabel
08-24-2013, 01:02
Certainly must be better than Black Label. Is that even still around? It was like $3.50 a case when I was a lad.

Haha, I've never had Black Label. This is seriously an amazing beer. Tell me to shut up at about it at any time.

brutal
08-24-2013, 01:29
Loading up on caffeine and carbs, gotta long, long weekend and little sleep ahead.

brutal
08-24-2013, 01:30
Started tonight at 1900, grabed a few hours of shuteye 2030-2330.

brutal
08-24-2013, 01:31
Wiating for this damn backup to complete.