The post whore thread.

[brutal]

Or hung him from the tree by his hairless tail.

[brutal]

Why am I doing this? Not even close to a new page. F it, off to bed.

Tomorrow is tax doing day. My ass already hurts.

[00tec]

I should have put him on a pike to warn all the other squirrels to STFO my yard.

That doesn't work as well as I thought. I left a bunny corpse at the edge of the driveway with a pretty smashed skull (1st), a knife wound (2nd) and 230 grains heavy (3rd), and they still chewed on my car.

[00tec]

Why am I doing this? Not even close to a new page. F it, off to bed.

Tomorrow is tax doing day. My ass already hurts.

It's a new page for me, buddy!

[Great-Kazoo]

It's a new page for me, buddy!

No, still on the last page

[buffalobo]

You guys are sooo two pages ago.

[buffalobo]

That doesn't work as well as I thought. I left a bunny corpse at the edge of the driveway with a pretty smashed skull (1st), a knife wound (2nd) and 230 grains heavy (3rd), and they still chewed on my car.They probably chewed on dead bunny too.

Bunnies are relentless bastages. Cept for the ones who chewed on block/tank heater cords over the years. Those committed suicide.

[OtterbatHellcat]

What's an epileptic's favorite pizza joint?






Little Seizures . :)

[Great-Kazoo]

246 there's 4 in the box.












































10 minutes to wapner.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just counting cards.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah.

[OtterbatHellcat]

10 days....that's fucking lame.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I miss the board that this used to be.

[ray1970]

I miss the board that this used to be.

Most of the whores have gotten too old to turn tricks or have moved along.

[Erni]

Life, work, busy. Spare time is spent whoring on a field trying to get high.

[brutal]

[ROFL1]
.
.
.

[ray1970]

Been a while since I ventured into downtown Denver. I almost forgot what a fluster cluck that place is.

[buffalobo]

I spend 4-5 days a week down there. Only because I cant tolerate the drive to Centennial, DTC, South Aurora.

[buffalobo]

And Boulder/Boulder county.

[Great-Kazoo]

Another range day. Of course it's to work, not shoot, unless it's slow. Then BAM!! another hundred rounds or so.

[00tec]

Did drunken arm wrestling with a friend the other day, you could hear my rotator cuff pop across the room. Getting old sucks ass

[Gman]

It sucks when real life gets in the way. Been busy working and doing a bunch of paperwork to start actually working for the org that I've been contracting with for the past 19 months. Will be nice having a solid job with bennies while accruing some real vacation time.

[Gman]

Did drunken arm wrestling with a friend the other day, you could hear my rotator cuff pop across the room. Getting old sucks ass
Ouch. Hope you heal up soon.

There comes a day when you start running the calculations on whether or not the risk is worth it. [Mad]

[00tec]

Ouch. Hope you heal up soon.

There comes a day when you start running the calculations on whether or not the risk is worth it. [Mad]

Calculate does not math when spirits are involved... lol

[Gman]

Oh, alcohol fueled fun. Those times when you say, "Well, that's really gonna' hurt tomorrow."

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh, alcohol fueled fun. Those times when you say, "Well, that's really gonna' hurt tomorrow."

Ya ain't havin fun, till they dial 911 ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Did drunken arm wrestling with a friend the other day, you could hear my rotator cuff pop across the room. Getting old sucks ass

I did that with the kid about seven years ago, I ripped the sheath on a tendon......we both heard it happen.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, fucked up shoulders aside.....some new news is stuff is looking down. Someone very dear to me may well have some serious health decisions and we're both worried about it. I hope the medical dumbasses are wrong as usual.

[Gman]

Sorry to hear that, OBH.

[Great-Kazoo]

This is Rock n Roll Radio

[Erni]

Well it?s been one of those months where the whole world decided to take a dump on every single member of my family. Capped off with a nice side of Covid for me and the wife.
But tonight Colorado gave me a nice windy evening, my dog is not dead, and I am sitting outside enjoying a fortified orange juice while listening to the wind sing through the trees.

Cheers you hos.

[00tec]

Well it?s been one of those months where the whole world decided to take a dump on every single member of my family. Capped off with a nice side of Covid for me and the wife.
But tonight Colorado gave me a nice windy evening, my dog is not dead, and I am sitting outside enjoying a fortified orange juice while listening to the wind sing through the trees.

Cheers you hos.

I'm drinking half-ass fortified clear creek, and fucking with drivers going past my house with my new air horn. I should get ear pro out, even at low psi, but whatever. Left my fucks elsewhere. Cheers

[Great-Kazoo]

My nephew is already asking what guns we shooting, today. A friend stopped by and asked the kid if he'd like to borrow his barret 50 cal. He's like a neighbors dog barking all night. Uncle kazoo, we shooting the 50 today, .................................................. ............................................when we shooting the 50?...............................

[3beansalad]

Ugh, pulling wire at home this afternoon. Grabbed the Kleins to pull through the conduit. Slipped and smashed my own face. Bottom lip and teeth bleeding like mad. Finished the pull, ruined a shirt. Aww, it'll probably wash out.

Sent from my SM-G998U using Tapatalk

[OtterbatHellcat]

Taking a digger is always painful and embarrassing...sorry to hear it bud.

[Great-Kazoo]

Four winds at the four winds bar
Two doors locked and windows barred
One door let to take you in
The other one just mirrors it
Hey, hey, yeah! hey, hey
In hellish glare and inference
The other one's a duplicate
The queenly flux, eternal light
Or the light that never warms
Yes the light, that never, never warms
Yes the light, that never, never warms

[Great-Kazoo]

You're boned like a saint
With the consciousness of a snake


My lovely vera marie

[Great-Kazoo]

Nothing like assisting a handgun class, when it's a balmy mid 90's.


Rinse & repeat tomorrow, thankfully we start @ 8.

[00tec]

I bought this horn with expectations. Expectations exceeded.
I have a severe air leak, granting me about half the pressure that it is rated for. Holy Mother of Jesus, this thing is loud.
Bums, fuck you
Spandex wearing folks riding children's toys down the road, fuck you.

[ChickNorris]

I bought this horn with expectations. Expectations exceeded.
I have a severe air leak, granting me about half the pressure that it is rated for. Holy Mother of Jesus, this thing is loud.
Bums, fuck you
Spandex wearing folks riding children's toys down the road, fuck you.

This made me laugh, hard. Thank you

[00tec]

This made me laugh, hard. Thank you

I got you fam.
This is about 75psi out of 200 due to an air leak.

75psi or so. I have an air leak to fix, then it will go to 200psi

https://youtu.be/8zEr4Inqw0w

[00tec]

OK, this pressure switch shuts off at about 215psi. Supposed to be 200, hard on the compressor, oh well.

I can't even capture how loud this thing is.

I love it.

[Gman]

I want a horn that has a super low frequency that blows out the windows and moves the other cars out of my way, but it's not loud for me. [Coffee]

[00tec]

I want a horn that has a super low frequency that blows out the windows and moves the other cars out of my way, but it's not loud for me. [Coffee]

My dream was the horn off War of the World's (Tom cruise edition)
I've seen one, and it requires a trailer.

[BladesNBarrels]

....I can't even capture how loud this thing is.


Huh
What

https://i.imgur.com/koqeRew.jpg

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sayin' howdy.

[brutal]

Hey there OBC

[Great-Kazoo]

Sayin' howdy.


Hey Diddly Ho neighbor

[Great-Kazoo]

HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA
























HAPPY BOY.

[BladesNBarrels]

HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA

HAPPY BOY.

All right, flashback to the working days.
Driving in to Denver on a Friday morning
Listening to Hal and Charlie on Kay How Radio........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQOo4k-BBo

[Great-Kazoo]

Not only madmen, see monsters

[brutal]

Where is everybody? Hiding your guns from the grabbers?

Sent from my SM-G960U1 using Tapatalk

[Great-Kazoo]

Where is everybody? Hiding your guns from the grabbers?

Sent from my SM-G960U1 using Tapatalk

Up @ 5 this a.m for appointments, followed by finding shit in the shop.

Tomorrow same deal. Only meetings in the a.m followed by 4 hrs RO'ing at the range, fri afternoon..



My dance card has been fairly full this month. Been approached by a few teachers wanting to take a few hand gun classes, now the school yr ended.

Good timing teach, better prepared, than not.

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh yeah. Here's a 180 from CO. Attended the town council meet this month, open carry. IS NOT prohibited, or frowned upon at the meetings.

[Great-Kazoo]

It never ceases to amaze me how people in the valley / phoenix area. Consider a drop from 110 - 108 deg. a "cooling trend"

[00tec]

At least it's a dry heat... LOL

[ray1970]

It never ceases to amaze me how people in the valley / phoenix area. Consider a drop from 110 - 108 deg. a "cooling trend"

So, a good day to get outside and enjoy the cool weather? Maybe take in a round of golf?

[Great-Kazoo]

So, a good day to get outside and enjoy the cool weather? Maybe take in a round of golf?

More like, let off a few rounds.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Still hangin' in there somehow.

Gotta get some Ho in from time to time though...:)

[00tec]

I seem to be making more of a mess in my house moving stuff out than it was before. This stuff is hiding everywhere.

[Great-Kazoo]

I seem to be making more of a mess in my house moving stuff out than it was before. This stuff is hiding everywhere.

Just wait till you unpack it. You'll be wondering how it wasn't tossed out, years ago.

[brutal]

I seem to be making more of a mess in my house moving stuff out than it was before. This stuff is hiding everywhere.

LMK if you find the 15rd P365 mag I lost.

[Gman]

It never ceases to amaze me how people in the valley / phoenix area. Consider a drop from 110 - 108 deg. a "cooling trend"

Been crazy cool up here in the PNW. We?ve had about 1/4 of the 70 degree plus days we typically have and have yet to hit 80. I think we hit 73 today and we?re forecast to head back into the 60s for another week.

[00tec]

LMK if you find the 15rd P365 mag I lost.

No. Mine!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law?

If there's any numbers on it, scratch 'em off and then sign your name on it.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

On the scanner, I've already heard two wrong way drivers....and not in PHX, up this way. Scary shit man.

[Great-Kazoo]

100 deg. today, spent 1/2 the day working with new gun owners. FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!! was said more than 2-3x

[buffalobo]

99? here today, worked on deck framing til I heard it was 99?(approx 3pm).

Then I went in the house for an air conditioned lunch and nap.

[Great-Kazoo]

99? here today, worked on deck framing til I heard it was 99?(approx 3pm).

Then I went in the house for an air conditioned lunch and nap.

We keep the ac set to 80 till 3 p.m, since we're rarely inside till then. 6:05 was the start, with it cycling on every 45 min - 1 hr Without the 20+ mph winds, it's a balmy 98.

[Great-Kazoo]

That girl is SUPER FREE KEY.............

[Gman]

Still nowhere near 80 degrees up here. Forecast high in the 60s for the next 10 days. Of course that doesn't make the news.

[00tec]

Never buy a house with a Uponor fire suppression system

Unless you want to buy mine

[Hummer]

Some rare thunder and lightning in the mountains. Sounds like war between drought and the life of water. Now, finally, rain. Much needed rain. Hope it continues. Everything depends on it.

[00tec]

Some rare thunder and lightning in the mountains. Sounds like war between drought and the life of water. Now, finally, rain. Much needed rain. Hope it continues. Everything depends on it.

Lots of thunder here.

Dry when it comes to it. All the rain skipped around us.

[brutal]

Wind at Jackson Lake earlier in the week.

https://i.imgur.com/sTxyWFB.jpg

[00tec]

Wind at Jackson Lake earlier in the week.

https://i.imgur.com/sTxyWFB.jpg

It's ALWAYS windy out there.

Haven't had much luck on the fishing side, but a decent place to unplug for a bit.

[brutal]

It's ALWAYS windy out there.

Haven't had much luck on the fishing side, but a decent place to unplug for a bit.

Wed was great if a little colder than we would have liked. The water was damn chill before Noon. Took 2 hours for my nuts to show up again.

We saw some huge fish jumping. Pretty cool to see Pelicans out there too. I didn't realize they were migratory.

[brutal]

Never buy a house with a Uponor fire suppression system

Unless you want to buy mine

That guy on the build show tube channel raves about it. Course he gets most of his stuff for the plugs.

[00tec]

That guy on the build show tube channel raves about it. Course he gets most of his stuff for the plugs.

Yeah, like to hear a 5hp pump fire up every time you take a piss? In that case, it's great.

[00tec]

Wed was great if a little colder than we would have liked. The water was damn chill before Noon. Took 2 hours for my nuts to show up again.

We saw some huge fish jumping. Pretty cool to see Pelicans out there too. I didn't realize they were migratory.

They never jump on my line, but whatever.
Caught some decent size carp out there, but that's it.

[buffalobo]

Meh, fishing sucks in general at Jackson.

[00tec]

Meh, fishing sucks in general at Jackson.

I gave up using traditional baits, so I just wadded up a piece of bread from my sammich on a treble hook and sent it, caught a few of em pretty quick.
I can't wait to do some fishing when I get back to TX. I don't even care to do the work to eat them, but it gets me out of the house and is relaxing. Pontoon boat, here I come

[Great-Kazoo]

The water was damn chill before Noon. Took 2 hours for my nuts to show up again.

.


Too bad there's no swimmable lake around here. I'd use that excuse, more often

[buffalobo]

Not much good to eat out there anyway.

About the same at North Sterling and other plains irrigation resevoirs.

Walleye is ok, but Wiper and the rest are not much good for eating.

[OtterbatHellcat]

A couple of lines just went through my head....better not said.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

The "wiper" potential is still harassing my brain.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't think it would take a magician to pontificate the possibilities there.

[brutal]

Not much good to eat out there anyway.

About the same at North Sterling and other plains irrigation resevoirs.

Walleye is ok, but Wiper and the rest are not much good for eating.

Is it the muddy water or are there contaminants?

Never met a Crappie I wouldn't eat.

[buffalobo]

Crappie ok with me just never caught any out there, same with trout.

If just out for sport spring can be a good time, Wiper are fun to catch but not good eating IMO.

Walleye ok to eat but Mrs bo doesn't like them.

We prefer to fish mountain lakes and rivers for trout.

I have always questioned the contaminants in the irrigation resevoirs along the North and South Platte rivers. They are the main drainage for the region. I believe some of the chemicals put on the fields along those rivers ends up in the reservoirs down stream. How much or any harm I have no clue.

We play occasionally at Jackson, N Sterling, Gurnsey, Glendo etc but haven't fished them for many years.

[brutal]

Crappie ok with me just never caught any out there, same with trout.

If just out for sport spring can be a good time, Wiper are fun to catch but not good eating IMO.

Walleye ok to eat but Mrs bo doesn't like them.

We prefer to fish mountain lakes and rivers for trout.

I have always questioned the contaminants in the irrigation resevoirs along the North and South Platte rivers. They are the main drainage for the region. I believe some of the chemicals put on the fields along those rivers ends up in the reservoirs down stream. How much or any harm I have no clue.

We play occasionally at Jackson, N Sterling, Gurnsey, Glendo etc but haven't fished them for many years.

We used to go to Glendo quite a bit years back but stopped after it dried up. Haven't been up there in forever. The locals also didn't always take kindly to "Gang Green" as they called us. As I recall, park rangers were also always more apt to F with any boat with a CL tag.

[Great-Kazoo]

Possibly an early monsoon season down here. Which is so nice... knowing while it's cloudy. It becomes an east coast, hot & humid time of year. The up side to rain, down here is. All those weed, foxtails & goat heads that withered. WIll come back with a vengeance.

[brutal]

Work sucks.

https://i.imgur.com/NcPBpW4.jpg

[OtterbatHellcat]

A brief howdy seems in order.

Howdy.

[buffalobo]

Sup?

[Hummer]

Our mountain homes have water from an underground spring and each house draws from a pipe using a shallow well pump and pressure tank to service the house. Today I finished plumbing an upgraded dual filter UV sterilizer system for the cabin. It's all working fine. Soon, I'll complete the several service lines from 1/2 inch to 3/4" pipe and add another exterior hydrant. Some years ago I built one like this for the house next door. It's solidly reliable. But the new one has two inline filters and is more compact for installation in the crawl space. No water bill, just the pump electric service and occasional maintenance.

Amateur plumber having fun being creative. Seems I'm always doing farm irrigation and home plumbing work. Not that I really enjoy it but I rarely hire a plumber or HVAC specialist. Next project is a secondary jet pump and rain bird system on the roof peaks for fire control.


90789

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nice work brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Never figured a compliment to someone was a thread killer.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's a damn shame that I don't write down the funny shit I come up with, because in a couple of days cannot remember it.


I think I have stage 1 Alz.......I don't know when the Heimers part kicks in.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hope the ho's have a good Fourth. It's my favorite holiday of the year.....and listening to the scanner so far this weekend I've heard some pretty stupid shit.

I'm gonna get fucked out of another year of live fireworks but I can watch stuff on TV. Better than nothing I figure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

In all honesty, it is getting kinda scary not remembering shit. Walk into another room and forget what the hell you went there for in the first place.

I don't like that.

[brutal]

In all honesty, it is getting kinda scary not remembering shit. Walk into another room and forget what the hell you went there for in the first place.

I don't like that.

Welcome to the old fart crew.

[brutal]

They're doing a "drown light show" here.

groan

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've seen some video of that shit before, some of it was alright. But it seems like sex with a couple condoms on though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You know....I'm not feelin' it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My sleep problems are getting worse.

[brutal]

me too, but I'm heading to bed right fukn now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy trails brother, good to see ya.

[Great-Kazoo]

In all honesty, it is getting kinda scary not remembering shit. Walk into another room and forget what the hell you went there for in the first place.

I don't like that.

Just wait.. Till you can't walk in to another room. Because you forgot to put your leg on.

[buffalobo]

Woo hoo, just came up from the tornado shelter. First time we had to hide since 2017.

Lucked out, storm passed slightly north of us and funnel waited til a little east to drop.

Mrs bo was watching the storm rotate as I pulled into the yard.

[Great-Kazoo]

enjoying fast break when the spouse says CHECK IT OUT!. As she points out the window. Coyote has one of the neighbors chickens in it's mouth, chowing down. Seen a lot of various wildlife running the area. Not seen a coyote with a fresh kill, till now.

[SideShow Bob]

Just wait.. Till you can't walk in to another room. Because you forgot to put your leg on.

[ROFL1][ROFL1] Tell me you did a face plant…. I am so picturing you doing a face plant…….[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Sorry for having a big laugh at your expense, but picturing someone doing a face plant after getting up out of the “Lazy Boy” and doing a face plant because they forgot to put on their prosthetic leg had me splitting my sides laughing………. ��

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd have been standing out there and watching it too, Lobo.

[OtterbatHellcat]

GK it's been a drop off in wildlife around here this year so far. Never hear the owls or coyotes anymore like in the past.

There were three of those pigadillo things runnin' through the yard a month ago though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Finally got that lumbar MRI today plus a secondary one in succession, spending an hour in the bangy tube sucked. Precluded with xrays of course.

Bitch is....I'm leaving that place and some assholes car alarm is going off in the parking lot. Black Yukon turd, and I realize there's a dog inside. WTF? I boogie in to the pharmacy and ask the guy some questions about the cars owners and he helps verify the owners aren't on our side of the parking lot, we go over to the other other side and spill it to the clinic desk....they're concerned and start looking into it, I called Prescott PD and in the middle of the call the owners come back to the Pukon. I was ready to break the fuckin window and saw there were two dogs in there. Beagles I think.

I ask these assholes if it's their car, they say yes and looked at me like it was none of my business and what's my problem? Dispatcher hung up and and I absorbed the moment.

I reminded myself that I'm positive I won't like it in jail...got in my car and left. Fuckin assholes.

[Erni]

I have realized that man invented alcohol to cope with the loss of his dog.

[00tec]

I have realized that man invented alcohol to cope with the loss of his dog.

You're not wrong. And it was my wife's dog.
I'm gonna develope a worse habit if I lose my bird.

[Great-Kazoo]

Finally got that lumbar MRI today plus a secondary one in succession, spending an hour in the bangy tube sucked. Precluded with xrays of course.

Bitch is....I'm leaving that place and some assholes car alarm is going off in the parking lot. Black Yukon turd, and I realize there's a dog inside. WTF? I boogie in to the pharmacy and ask the guy some questions about the cars owners and he helps verify the owners aren't on our side of the parking lot, we go over to the other other side and spill it to the clinic desk....they're concerned and start looking into it, I called Prescott PD and in the middle of the call the owners come back to the Pukon. I was ready to break the fuckin window and saw there were two dogs in there. Beagles I think.

I ask these assholes if it's their car, they say yes and looked at me like it was none of my business and what's my problem? Dispatcher hung up and and I absorbed the moment.

I reminded myself that I'm positive I won't like it in jail...got in my car and left. Fuckin assholes.

You're actually protected in AZ IF one needs to rescue a pet, or child, from a vehicle.

https://www.phoenix.org/guides/the-one-time-you-can-legally-break-a-car-window-in-arizona/article_dcaccaf0-b86d-5c2e-93fb-012ad370d0d1.html#:~:text=Not%20only%20is%20it%20m ean%2C%20it%20puts%20you,a%20child%20or%20pet%20fr om%20a%20hot%20car.

[Great-Kazoo]

GK it's been a drop off in wildlife around here this year so far. Never hear the owls or coyotes anymore like in the past.

There were three of those pigadillo things runnin' through the yard a month ago though.

The spouse said. Holee sheet. Check this out...................... As she's looking out the window. Coyote has one of the neighbors cluckers in it's jaws, trotting down the easement. Big ol fat red hen, neighbors didn't know it till she informed them they should count their birds..

Skunks been fairly active in the lot next to us.

[Great-Kazoo]

[ROFL1][ROFL1] Tell me you did a face plant…. I am so picturing you doing a face plant…….[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Sorry for having a big laugh at your expense, but picturing someone doing a face plant after getting up out of the “Lazy Boy” and doing a face plant because they forgot to put on their prosthetic leg had me splitting my sides laughing………. ��

Will do you one better.


Nothing like getting up to piss, middle of the night. Realizing as you're pissing on yourself. You're holding your stump, not your dick.

[OtterbatHellcat]

And another week passes as we march towards our most certain death.

*Brought to you to by the American Diversity, Inclusionary, and Positivity Group Inc.*

Pledge now @ yesyou'refuckedtoo.com.

[Great-Kazoo]

"A high frequency of challenging incidents" Is that the progressive left's new term for crime, as they move forward on their defund the police, no bail and no jail platforms, that have proven to be such a disaster?

Shoplifters are now considered "Alternative Shoppers"

[BladesNBarrels]

"A high frequency of challenging incidents" Is that the progressive left's new term for crime, as they move forward on their defund the police, no bail and no jail platforms, that have proven to be such a disaster?

Shoplifters are now considered "Alternative Shoppers"

Underfunded customers?

https://i.imgur.com/8QeyoS0.jpg

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm on 5 extra days of neighbor chicken duties. I thought two weeks was enough as it is, but I need to be a good neighbor.

I'll get it done.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Underfunded Customer....Alternative Shopper.

The world REALLY IS going to shit.

[00tec]

Selling my house and buying another has been one of the most stressful stages in my life. Fuck this. I'll just burn it down next time

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well I'll keep this short....bad results on lower spine for multiple reasons and expect similar results from todays MRI's when I get 'em next week.

I knew I was messed up but I didn't know it was to this level. The official report should've just said "yeah, you're fucked up dude".

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh, and I rolled my ankle on Saturday so walking around has been a real fuckin joy.

Nothing will ever remove my sense of humor though, I refuse.

[00tec]

Well I'll keep this short....bad results on lower spine for multiple reasons and expect similar results from todays MRI's when I get 'em next week.

I knew I was messed up but I didn't know it was to this level. The official report should've just said "yeah, you're fucked up dude".

That's no bueno.

I need to have my shoulder looked at. Can't lift more than 10lbs above shoulder height anymore and it looks different than the other one.

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh, and I rolled my ankle on Saturday so walking around has been a real fuckin joy.

Nothing will ever remove my sense of humor though, I refuse.

Sounds like the perfect time for RANGE 30! We have ransom rest available. They'll also be here Aug 6th for the ranges 3rd anniversary Chances to win a ransom rest, holster from simply rugged, etc.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Further bad news from yesterdays mri's, they found something they're really concerned about and want me in tomorrow for a fuckin ultrasound on my entire spine.

I'm so excited to find out what it is.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That shit aside, .......what the F happens when a cop arrests someone who is male but declares non binary or female identity? Do they have to call in a female officer for the body search?

That is so effing stupid, I can't believe the world has gotten this retarded.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I really do need to start writing this shit down before it leaves my mind and before I'm dead. I would hate to deprive ya all of the comedic brilliance.

[OtterbatHellcat]

All ya have to do is wake up from your sleep, and there's so much material to work with.

[OtterbatHellcat]

But then you have to remember it.....and the psycho fucking dreams that plague me provides some shit that might scare ya a little bit. Think Stephan King on that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Take a moment to seriously consider if you're a product of a broken society filled with ridiculous values and misplaced ideals.

I refuse to cave into that notion, and will resist that until my heart stops beating.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good morning, Captain.

[buffalobo]

That shit aside, .......what the F happens when a cop arrests someone who is male but declares non binary or female identity? Do they have to call in a female officer for the body search?

That is so effing stupid, I can't believe the world has gotten this retarded.Mrs bo says check out new cop show "On Patrol" maybe find out.

New show looks like same folks who did "Live PD"

[buffalobo]

Further bad news from yesterdays mri's, they found something they're really concerned about and want me in tomorrow for a fuckin ultrasound on my entire spine.

I'm so excited to find out what it is.Prognosis? Spine stuff very worrisome, hope all good.

[Erni]

Replacing window wells sucks. Number 2 going in this weekend rain or shine

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thanks for the heads up, Lobo....I'll look for it, thank Mrs. Bo.

I ain't scared of much brother, but I'm concerned where this spine stuff is headed. I had some fun with the receptionist today though.

She finally shows up at the desk and askes if I have an appointment. I said no, I had nothing better to do today and thought I'd drive down to say hi.

She realizes I'm there for an ultrasound....and I say yes, I'm pregnant and I don't know how to tell my dad about it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Erni, I do not wish to experience your endeavors in that project. Kudos to you for the ass busting it would take to complete tasks like that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There's a chance I might use under ware again someday, it Depends.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm forgetting so much shit I asked the doc....wtf? Guy asks if I've had covid, I say yes.....he says it's covid fog and I look at him like he's retarded but apparently that's a thing and there's an elixir available for that at $250.

Fuck yourself, I don't think that's what it is. I never got the vax and I sure as hell ain't gonna get some reverso anti undoey shot full of some creepy jizz.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'll skip out on the list of folks who are interested in creepy jizz.

[OtterbatHellcat]

CRS really should be a medically valid diagnosis, because it sure does suck when you don't have it under control.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't wish any of this shit on anybody, it ain't no fun man. Busted ass body and failing cognitive capacity at this age? If there's any documents that I signed that says I was down for that is in Satan's possession right now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's it.....time for the Rifleman.

I know, I'm such a whore for old western series'es.

[buffalobo]

Made Mrs bo some very good authentic Jambalaya this evening.

She had been reluctant and a little disinterested in the past. Only because the Cajun and Creole food she had previously were not authentic.

She was apologetic after dinner this evening, and asked me to make the rest of the recipes I learned during my time on the bayou as a young man.

[Gman]

Sorry about your back, OBH. I understand.

Life has been beating us up this past year. Wife's breast cancer made a return visit to one of her lungs after 7 years. She has surgery on Tues.

Messed up my knee to the point I have to get around on a rolling walker and the ortho doc says it'll take 15-18 months to heal, but I've noticed no progress since October of last year.

...but I still have both of my feet, so I guess I'm doing OK. [Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

The shots in my spine are supposed to help me feel my feet again, we'll see. Right hand after all those procedures has been numb for over a month now. I don't know what the hell is going on or what will work.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Some of the best food I've ever had was in New Orleans.....good stuff for sure.

[Desmo]

I'm forgetting so much shit I asked the doc....wtf? Guy asks if I've had covid, I say yes.....he says it's covid fog and I look at him like he's retarded but apparently that's a thing and there's an elixir available for that at $250.

Fuck yourself, I don't think that's what it is. I never got the vax and I sure as hell ain't gonna get some reverso anti undoey shot full of some creepy jizz.


The shots in my spine are supposed to help me feel my feet again, we'll see. Right hand after all those procedures has been numb for over a month now. I don't know what the hell is going on or what will work.

Yup, no cognitive dissonance here at all 🤭


Not sure what "elexir" the medically trained professional was "trying to sell you on," but post-COVID brain fog is 100% a real and widely seen symptom and can be greatly helped with some fairly inexpensive NAC and injectable L-carnitine, if you want to look into that further.

[arbol]

We're all rooting for you, OtterbatHellcat!

Let us know if we can help in any way.

You can do this.

-John

[Great-Kazoo]

We're all rooting for you, OtterbatHellcat!

Let us know if we can help in any way.

You can do this.

-John


Send someone down with a grader and pump system. To do something for the non-existent drainage, that 4ish miles of dirt road has. Monsoons like this, there will be a lake taking up a good section of the road, till mid sept.

[arbol]

If there is any heavy machinery near by, I am sure Otterhellbatcat is on it!

[00tec]

Got under contract on my house and sold my side-by-side today. Bought a reman transmission for one of my trucks. The move is on. I have until 9/2 to GTFO. It's camper life and starlink internet until the new house is done (late November, early December). Then I just get to pay higher property tax for schools I don't use instead of state income tax.

I'm pretty sure the camper is gonna suck. We both work from home and have a teenage parrot.

[arbol]

Some of the best food I've ever had was in New Orleans.....good stuff for sure.

I ate at Commander's Palace, I think when Emeril Laggase was chef. I had soft shell crabs, which were simple, but elegant.

Remember that meal to this day.

-John

[OtterbatHellcat]

The hits keep coming.....CC compromised and now I gotta call 30 assholes to update info, and some of these bastards wont take the info over the phone....you MUST do it online.

Fuck you. Wait in the que phone hell for someone to tell you DO IT ONLINE....."is there anything else I can do for you?"....no, you're useless and why do you take calls in the first place. Does APS have summer jamboree BBQ's and fireworks that you get FREE tickets for when you call?

No.

You tech savvy computer folks might say "no problem"....some of us struggle with all that separate vendor password online bullshit which is probably how the fuckin card compromised in the first place. I'm pissy right now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The hits keep coming.....CC compromised and now I gotta call 30 assholes to update info, and some of these bastards wont take the info over the phone....you MUST do it online.

Fuck you. Wait in the que phone hell for someone to tell you DO IT ONLINE....."is there anything else I can do for you?"....no, you're useless and why do you take calls in the first place. Does APS have summer jamboree BBQ's and fireworks that you get FREE tickets for when you call?

No.

You tech savvy computer folks might say "no problem"....some of us struggle with all that separate vendor password online bullshit which is probably how the fuckin card compromised in the first place. I'm pissy right now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

However, to be fair and balanced.....there were some nice and friendly folks with whom I spoke with trying to get shit back to normal. It's the thorns in the aftermath that make it much more unpleasant.

[ray1970]

Anyone else keep getting stuck in handicap rooms when they book a hotel or is it just me?

[00tec]

Anyone else keep getting stuck in handicap rooms when they book a hotel or is it just me?

They have a feeling when you present your AARP card.


BTW, I never found my VCR, but I do have this DVD burner here for you. Need to make it your way soon, as this place is under contract.

[ray1970]

I totally spaced the VHS to DVD thing.

My life has been one big train wreck lately so not sure converting my old videos is very high up on my list of priorities right now anyways.

[00tec]

I totally spaced the VHS to DVD thing.

My life has been one big train wreck lately so not sure converting my old videos is very high up on my list of priorities right now anyways.

I just wanted to get this machine to you before I bail. 9/2 is the day I drive away

[ray1970]

I just wanted to get this machine to you before I bail. 9/2 is the day I drive away

I?ll shoot you a PM in a bit. Thanks.

[Great-Kazoo]

Anyone else keep getting stuck in handicap rooms when they book a hotel or is it just me?

Maybe it's how you identify. A straight , white , male, is considered a disability.

Now there's probably some room in there, somewhere, to lower that rating.

[brutal]

Anyone else keep getting stuck in handicap rooms when they book a hotel or is it just me?

It's just you.

I've had this happen in years past when booking on short notice, but since I can pick a room in the app, and make every attempt to NOT book a handicapable room, it's not happened in a few years.

I suspect that if they have an abundance of handi rooms, you're getting one. Perhaps it was all the "huh?" you kept saying.

[Great-Kazoo]

I never thought in my lifetime that I would witness humans colonize other planets. But liberals are making a mad dash for the planet Stupiter, with much haste.

[Erni]

Cleaning out the house to move and downsize maybe. I realized I have stuff that seems silly on face value like lumber scraps but end up saving me $ and a trip to the hardware store when I need to make a small project. Spare tools, specialized tools, etc. I think after next house move in and whatever projects need doing get done, the outliers of the tool and spare will be disposed of. I don?t need 30lb of random fasters. Haven?t used the paint sprayer but once. Do still need a framing nailer?

As money allows the tool boxes will be consolidated into a giant one and that will be the limit for what tools get kept.

I found clothing in the corner of the closet that I did not I had.

Please tell me it?s not just me. [emoji23]

[00tec]

Cleaning out the house to move and downsize maybe. I realized I have stuff that seems silly on face value like lumber scraps but end up saving me $ and a trip to the hardware store when I need to make a small project. Spare tools, specialized tools, etc. I think after next house move in and whatever projects need doing get done, the outliers of the tool and spare will be disposed of. I don?t need 30lb of random fasters. Haven?t used the paint sprayer but once. Do still need a framing nailer?

As money allows the tool boxes will be consolidated into a giant one and that will be the limit for what tools get kept.

I found clothing in the corner of the closet that I did not I had.

Please tell me it?s not just me. [emoji23]

This speaks to my soul.
SO MUCH random shit. Comes in handy though. Do I really need those oxygen bottles? Probably not, but they would make a decent cannon

[buffalobo]

I will probably never move again just due to the incredible amount of stuff(and useless shit) we have accumulated.

We have done two major "clean outs/downsizes" in the last 10 years and I still can't imagine moving it all.

I almost feel bad for my heirs... and the auction company they hire to try and sell it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Cleaning out the house to move and downsize maybe. I realized I have stuff that seems silly on face value like lumber scraps but end up saving me $ and a trip to the hardware store when I need to make a small project. Spare tools, specialized tools, etc. I think after next house move in and whatever projects need doing get done, the outliers of the tool and spare will be disposed of. I don?t need 30lb of random fasters. Haven?t used the paint sprayer but once. Do still need a framing nailer?

As money allows the tool boxes will be consolidated into a giant one and that will be the limit for what tools get kept.

I found clothing in the corner of the closet that I did not I had.

Please tell me it?s not just me. [emoji23]


Well............based on current pricing as well as availability. I suggest buying a few job boxes, hopefully from CL, instead of new. Loading all that in them, till you're settled in.

There's some odds n ends, material wise that made the trip with us. Nothing like rummaging thru the parts bins for a GFI and other electrical material. Instead of running around town trying to piece the materials.

[Gman]

For a while, not even the pro electricians and parts houses had an easy time coming up with a GFI. Supply chain, baby!

[brutal]

Well fuck.

It's already Friday here and we have to bury my [Angel3] mother today.

Gonna be a shitshow for sure.

I should get to bed.

[ChickNorris]

Sorry about your Mom Brutal. ♡

[3beansalad]

Deepest condolences Brutal.

Sent from my SM-G998U using Tapatalk

[Erni]

My condolences.

[ray1970]

Condolences from me as well.

Recently dealt with the death of a parent myself so you definitely have my sympathy.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bummer to hear about that, brother.

I'm afraid I may be in the same situation myself soon.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Additional fun to share....my first Federal Jury summons has occurred. A couple of bad things about this potential are the fact that if I'm selected to appear, I must drive down to the shithole that some people call Phoenix, and find out if I get "picked". If that happens then I'll be subjected to staying in some crappy hotel near the courthouse for two fucking weeks....blow me. Not only will I be missing my wife and my dog the whole time, I'll have to tell the kid to cancel his trip down here and reschedule it. There's no fucking way I'm driving back and down every day, and no point in coming home for a weekend to either pay for a room I'm not staying at, or having to hope to get another room the following monday.

The idea of sitting in on some "big Federal case" does kind of intrigue me, but I'm certainly not impressed with the inconvenience of it all. I had a morality discussion with the wife the other day and pointed out I could easily get dismissed by saying wacky shit or pulling the medical card .... etc, but a lingering reality is I might be able to participate in saving an innocent person, or sending a devoted shitbag off to prison for a long time.

I'll find out on the 16th if any of this will progress.

[OtterbatHellcat]

In the meantime, lets try to enjoy the holiday weekend best we can....and hope the best for all the Ho's.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well fuck.

It's already Friday here and we have to bury my [Angel3] mother today.

Gonna be a shitshow for sure.

I should get to bed.

Sorry to hear this.

[buffalobo]

Well fuck.

It's already Friday here and we have to bury my [Angel3] mother today.

Gonna be a shitshow for sure.

I should get to bed.Sorry to hear this news. Use the strength of family to carry through.

[brutal]

Additional fun to share....my first Federal Jury summons has occurred. A couple of bad things about this potential are the fact that if I'm selected to appear, I must drive down to the shithole that some people call Phoenix, and find out if I get "picked". If that happens then I'll be subjected to staying in some crappy hotel near the courthouse for two fucking weeks....blow me. Not only will I be missing my wife and my dog the whole time, I'll have to tell the kid to cancel his trip down here and reschedule it. There's no fucking way I'm driving back and down every day, and no point in coming home for a weekend to either pay for a room I'm not staying at, or having to hope to get another room the following monday.

The idea of sitting in on some "big Federal case" does kind of intrigue me, but I'm certainly not impressed with the inconvenience of it all. I had a morality discussion with the wife the other day and pointed out I could easily get dismissed by saying wacky shit or pulling the medical card .... etc, but a lingering reality is I might be able to participate in saving an innocent person, or sending a devoted shitbag off to prison for a long time.

I'll find out on the 16th if any of this will progress.

OBC, My wife got selected for Colorado Grand Jury a few years back.

She had to go sit in court every month for (as I recall) for whatever the trial length was (1-3 days typically), for 12 months. Basically one trial/month.

[brutal]

Thanks all for the condolences.

Despite my idiot (youngest) brother's (mostly expected) behavior, we made it though the day.

Fkn moron wouldn't STFU during the service when other people were speaking, kept getting up and down, etc. Pretty sure he was drunk. And this was a Catholic Funeral Mass in the church.

[Gman]

Sorry about your mom, Brutal. Family dynamics during times of stress can be a serious strain. Wish you all the best to get through this tough time.

[wctriumph]

Please accept our prayers and condolences for your loss, Brutal.

[brutal]

Thanks everyone.

[buffalobo]

OBC, you watch the roundy, roundy tonite? 55 yrs since Petty won at Darlington. Pretty cool in my book.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naw, I missed that my friend. Cool though.

It's been a bad week for da Cat....my phone was literally destroyed on wednesday and verizon is fucking arguing with me about it when I've paid insurance on it for like 7 years, wife had a flat on thursday and I wanted to get it repaired yesterday but after the second round of spine injections I couldn't even stand for several hours afterwards let alone walk. Got a letter today from a state appointed psychologist to evaluate my mental cognitive abilities on the same day I was going to head to PHX if I'm selected for the following monday. The really strange thing about it is that it's at a hotel on a sunday....wtf? It's kinda like meeting a drug dealer or an escort or something....creepy.

Soooo, when I walk into the lobby they slap a straight jacket on me? No room number or any other kind of instructions in the official letter. And other than email/internet I've been cut off from the rest of the world. Can't call anyone, had an electrician to do some work for me but I have zero contact info until my phone is replaced.

Fuck.

[BladesNBarrels]

.... Got a letter today from a state appointed psychologist to evaluate my mental cognitive abilities on the same day I was going to head to PHX if I'm selected for the following monday. The really strange thing about it is that it's at a hotel on a sunday....wtf? It's kinda like meeting a drug dealer or an escort or something....creepy.

Soooo, when I walk into the lobby they slap a straight jacket on me? No room number or any other kind of instructions in the official letter....



Since you still have access to the internet, you might want to check the spam-check sites to see if your official notice is some kind of spam.
Meeting on a Sunday for Grand Jury selection is really questionable.

[wyome]

In Kansas City... came out for the NASCAR races this weekend... trying to decide if I wanna come home today or tomorrow still...

[Erni]

Cooktop is acting up. Old cooktop is an odd size and the new one does not cover up the gaps. Fixing the old one will take 400 minimum in parts. New top plus adapter or a different one will be 1000. Don?t trust the old one to last even when fixed.
The appliance shortage sucks. Everything is 3 weeks out and not in stock. Baghh

[Great-Kazoo]

It's another day of bizarro land. The same people who facilitate illegals across the country. Are APPALLED!! when republicans move the same groups, to democrat cities. 500 is a CRISIS but 2 million isn't a border issue.

[brutal]

F*ck me.

53 glorious days in Green Bay, I'm finally a single digit midget to ETS back to Colorado Oct 1.

[brutal]

Want to punish your kid(s)? make them executor of your estate.

[ray1970]

Want to punish your kid(s)? make them executor of your estate.

That?s amateur hour. The best way is to pass away without a will or any type of estate planning and let them just figure everything out on their own.

[Erni]

Well my tiny motorcycle is gtg. Waiting on front fork seals as one decided to leak. VT registered and plated. M endorsement on DL is done. Need to pick a helmet. Check the transmission case oil and then I have my weekend mosquito ready to roar.

Someone should have told me that motorcycles nickel and dime you to death.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well my tiny motorcycle is gtg. Waiting on front fork seals as one decided to leak. VT registered and plated. M endorsement on DL is done. Need to pick a helmet. Check the transmission case oil and then I have my weekend mosquito ready to roar.

Someone should have told me that motorcycles nickel and dime you to death.

It's not so much the motorcycle that does that. it's who you decide to let sit behind you that really cost you.

[ray1970]

Need to pick a helmet.

Not necessarily a need since there aren?t any helmet laws in Colorado. I totally get it if you want to wear one. I didn?t see geographically where you?re located but Cycle Gear has a good selection. Performance Cycle used to have a good selection as well but I haven?t been in there in years. There?s also Revzilla if you want to venture near downtown Denver to go there.

[Erni]

I?d rather wear one for now but I know it?s not required in CO. Rocky mountain MS in Longmont did not have anything I was excited about. Looking for an acceptable helmet, but I am not a commuter so a bit heavier not top of the line is all I need. Probably use the motorcycle for an hour or two each weekend.
Thanks for those tips.

[ChadAmberg]

I?d rather wear one for now but I know it?s not required in CO. Rocky mountain MS in Longmont did not have anything I was excited about. Looking for an acceptable helmet, but I am not a commuter so a bit heavier not top of the line is all I need. Probably use the motorcycle for an hour or two each weekend.
Thanks for those tips.

Thing to remember is most important thing about a helmet is that it fits properly. Nice and even over your head without any hotspots. Different helmets are shaped for different head shapes.

[brutal]

That?s amateur hour. The best way is to pass away without a will or any type of estate planning and let them just figure everything out on their own.

No doubt.

It was more tongue in cheek. Mom set things up pretty well for us. No probate, just all the other crap to deal with including siblings.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm still alive, but that hinges on what your definition of being alive is.

That executor shit was pretty funny.....I is one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

If I never have to go to Phx again, I'll be perfectly happy with that. Shithole.


Welcome home on the 1st, Brutal. Couple more days to go yet, but I thought I'd just say it now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

To clarify, I meant trust/executor when it happens.

Nothing like a nice cheery topic to flop our dicks out on and grab the tape measure.....lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The kid is coming down on Monday, Mama and I are really looking forward to him visiting together for a week.

Love that boy.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Got a nice menu planned out for that little bastard too....we don't eat that good on a regular basis but he's worth it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

But Daddy, my hat!....I hope your goddamn head was in it.


:)

[Great-Kazoo]

To clarify, I meant trust/executor when it happens.

Nothing like a nice cheery topic to flop our dicks out on and grab the tape measure.....lol.

Tape measure?? lightweight. One uses a yard stick. Well at least some of us do

[Duman]

Well my tiny motorcycle is gtg. Waiting on front fork seals as one decided to leak. VT registered and plated. M endorsement on DL is done. Need to pick a helmet. Check the transmission case oil and then I have my weekend mosquito ready to roar.

Someone should have told me that motorcycles nickel and dime you to death.

Helmets...I've collected a few over the years. A few of my personal requirements: full-face, modular, flip-up, built-in sun-visor, comfortable, good reviews. Cost, color, manufacturer are secondary. You might go to a cycle shop with an assortment of helmets and try some on.

Shoei, Nolan, and Schuberth all have excellent choices.

[Gman]

But Daddy, my hat!....I hope your goddamn head was in it.


:)
[LOL]

[William]

They ask me 1 or 2. Was assuming cubic yards, not a truckload.

91622

Thank god I only said one.

[brutal]

If I never have to go to Phx again, I'll be perfectly happy with that. Shithole.


Welcome home on the 1st, Brutal. Couple more days to go yet, but I thought I'd just say it now.

Thanks OBC.

Last night in the Apartment.

It's worse than a college dorm. One shitty narrow office chair that kills my back and a card table is all that's left for the most part. And the craptastic bed that's also wrecked my back.

Popped the upgrade on one flight already, doesn't look like I'll make the Chi-Den leg in front.

First time in my life I'll have 3 bags checked and a carry on. Thankfully I get 3 free up to 70lbs. Two bags full of crap to move besides the 2 pieces of sentimental furniture I had to pay someone to move. One of those bags is a box of fresh frozen Lake Michigan Coho Salmon (and a slab of Steelhead). Will make for some mighty fine eating at Elk camp this year.

I gained 10 freaking pounds here in 2 months. Good reminder of one reason I left this place.

[brutal]

Made it back home Saturday despite UA.

777 pushed back from C10 at ORD, rolled out to taxiway. Full Stop. UA systems crashed.

Sit 1+ hour (paid* FC seat) so RHIP
NoGo on the takeoff, going back to the gate.
No gates. Weather in Denver (?) and earlier issues are rippling through the fleet.
1+ hour later, we're going to M13 (international terminal gate) WTF?
Sit...
Scratch that, back to the gate we started from.
Forced to deplane through a single gate (300 Pax). OK, fine, grab another beer in Club and then back to the gate.

Finally, we depart and make it home 4 hours after planned arrival. Could have been worse I suppose. At least the crew didn't timeout and get cancelled with no heavy qualified crew available.

* First time in my life I've ever paid full (surge) price to upgrade a seat. Vying for 1K on United and I'm spending like a drunk sailor to hit the PQP requirement. Upgraded us also for a return flight in Nov to Inurn Mom, buying award accelerators when I can. Making 1K is a big deal and brings great rewards. 2023 will probably be the last year I fly a lot and with a trip to Guam in play, I need the status and Plus Points.

[brutal]

Oh yea, it's out anniversary today too.

42 years.

fawk.

[ChickNorris]

Im really over waiting on this this achilles injury to heal. January, maybe. Dispiriting af.



Happy anniversary Brutal!

[buffalobo]

Oh yea, it's out anniversary today too.

42 years.

fawk.Forty two years, now we know how you got your screen name.





Just hacking on ya, happy anniversary.

[buffalobo]

Im really over waiting on this this achilles injury to heal. January, maybe. Dispiriting af.



Happy anniversary Brutal!That pretty much sucks and you cannot rush an achilles.

[brutal]

Forty two years, now we know how you got your screen name.





Just hacking on ya, happy anniversary.

Eventually, you beat it out of them.

[brutal]

She had to get her teeth fixed today.

Next time, she'll be quicker with that samich and beer.

[Great-Kazoo]

did you know. Even with the time zone differences. it still takes forever to go from point A - B.

[Great-Kazoo]

Including the irony of tsa and airports, in general. TSA was put in place to "stop terrorism" YET. Every employee in the airports is (90%) of the time from some middle eastern country. While they waltz thru security with wheelchairs, everyone else is in various states of disrobing. Guy asked me yesterday @ jfk. Can you remove your shoes please. Umm no i can't. BUT i'll do you one better . Proceeding to remove my prosthetic and hand it to him. Will this work? As panic sets in , quickly INSISTING No sir that's not necessary! ! !

Allakum salaam to you to, mi amigo

[buffalobo]

You should have turned on the "old geezer" and gave him a whack.

[buffalobo]

Eventually, you beat it out of them.Has taken her over 20 years to figure out how stubborn I am and the only other choice is whack me in head while sleeping. But then who would take out the trash, kill the spiders and change the oil.

I'm pretty lucky to have her.

[00tec]

did you know. Even with the time zone differences. it still takes forever to go from point A - B.

Because you old folks drive too damn slow. At least keep it in the right lane

[Great-Kazoo]

Because you old folks drive too damn slow. At least keep it in the right lane

Slow?? My 20 + tickets in CO and other states, over time, would say differently. Besides, with the way people drive. The right lane IS the new left lane.

[OtterbatHellcat]

She had to get her teeth fixed today.

Next time, she'll be quicker with that samich and beer.

That, my friend, is some funny ass shit. Happy Anny brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have a fair amount to bitch about, but I ain't gonna do it. Wanted to stop in and say Howdy pretty much.

I still come up with some funny shit, but I don't write it down or remember it. :(

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yardstick?... must be a twig you see laying in the grass.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I am also the "trash man and official bug killer".


Like Romano said once though....I need to find out if this bug has the gift of flight.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't turn this piece of shit on as often as I used to, hope ya have a great Sunday and a good week ahead.

I have to do some research on a specific item of importance that I've delayed on.

[brutal]

Well crickets here lately.

Happy Halloween. We had some kids by, some came too damn early @1730, wasn't ready for them till 6PM.

Leave tomorrow until Saturday. Going back home to Inurn Mom in the Mausoleum.

[SideShow Bob]

#BUGS LIVES MATTER.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy happy, Joy joy. Along with generally falling apart anyways, over halloween weekend I developed decreased field of vision in both eyes and severe headaches. Goblin day, eye doc sends me to ER for CT, next day MRI and referral to neurologist.

Like any of you guys didn't think there was something wrong in my brain......lol. I'd rather laugh than cry, and I'll never lose my sense of humor.

If I get the opportunity to squeeze out a comment moments before I die, it's gonna be something smartass and funny. :)

[Great-Kazoo]

Happy happy, Joy joy. Along with generally falling apart anyways, over halloween weekend I developed decreased field of vision in both eyes and severe headaches. Goblin day, eye doc sends me to ER for CT, next day MRI and referral to neurologist.

Like any of you guys didn't think there was something wrong in my brain......lol. I'd rather laugh than cry, and I'll never lose my sense of humor.

If I get the opportunity to squeeze out a comment moments before I die, it's gonna be something smartass and funny. :)

No one checked your blood pressure ? Another symptom of the eyesight , besides high blood pressure, is a failing liver.

[arbol]

Probably need to start exercising, OtterbatHellcat.

-John

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't have a blood pressure problem, and multiple blood tests revealed nothing.

I am scheduled for vein surgery in my legs for clotting, maybe it was a mini stroke or something. I don't know but I'll let the docs try and figure it out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Exercise is kinda limited to levels of pain. I do try to do some stuff depending.

[arbol]

I don't understand your particular situation, and am a relatively healthy middle-aged male, but I do think that the more exercise "Movement is Medicine" you can do, the better.

I find that even if I move a little bit, that little bit sets me up to do a little bit more, next time.

And each time, you will gain something. How much, who is to say, but you gain.

And slowly, over time, you are in a relatively better place.

Good luck to you, OtterBatHellCat, as I recall you are building a monster truck?

-John

[brutal]

Hope everything comes out good for you OBC.

[Gman]

Sorry to hear you're dealing with health stuff, OBC.

Finding getting old doesn't come with challenges myself, so you have company. [Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I know this aint the medical thread, but I've known a lot of you for a long time. Just kinda sharing what's going on.

This doc is concerned about aneurysm or stroke so another CT and MRI specifically looking for closer images of blood vessels in the brain.

I don't know what's happening but I sure don't want to lose my eyesight.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Arbol, the truck is mostly finished but I can't work on it anymore. I haven't done anything to it since I moved here, sad really.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I appreciate the well wishes, as I hope all of us that are dealing with Health while aging as best we can.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lets get some funny shit going on in here again....PWT bitches.

:)

[arbol]

Arbol, the truck is mostly finished but I can't work on it anymore. I haven't done anything to it since I moved here, sad really.

Can you make more kids?!

:)

-John

[ChickNorris]

Poit

[Scanker19]

Poit

Narf

[Hummer]

OBC has obviously been occupied lately and we can't conclude anything from his non response 30 days ago.

For me, I have no idea if I can make kids now (I sure hope not!), but I sure as hell can try, over and over and under....