The post whore thread.

[fly boy]

and by bottle... I mean box

[blacklabel]

and by bottle... I mean box

Gotta keep it classy.

[fly boy]

you know it!

[02ducky]

Man I had a aunt that lived until 93, the only thing she drank was boxed wine.

[fly boy]

yeah, I am thinking about switching for Miller High life to Boxed rieslings

[02ducky]

I think she just pickeled herself with that stuff. When I would visit her, she would tell me to bring her a box of the good stuff.

[fly boy]

it's just juice! before you know it you get punched in the face with cotton mouth, a headache, and the feeling of WTF over?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Just rowed 2k in 8:53.. first time I've worked out since breaking my back in August.. I'm toast.. eventually I'll get it down to 7m..
LESS BITCHING MORE ROWING, SLAVE!!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Look at this asshole on Gun Broker... His mags will never sell.....


http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326476080

[Monky]

LESS BITCHING MORE ROWING, SLAVE!!!!

You beat my time w/o passing out... I'll give you $100.

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You beat my time w/o passing out... I'll give you $1000.

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

Sounds like a challenge.

[hobowh]

I apparently have been slacking in a major way you guys have added almost 200 pages to this at 50 a page since I played here last.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I wonder if I can post 120 times tonight....

[02ducky]

Whore it up I say.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I might just do it.

[blacklabel]

If you're efficient, it would only take an hour to do.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

If you're efficient, it would only take an hour to do.
I work for the government.... Efficient is something we don't do.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326245090

Someone should bid $90 on this....... :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You all have an hour and 41 minutes to make me not the winner.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326245090

[Monky]

Sounds like a challenge.

Adding a 0 to my post does not mean you can do it. I say you puke @ 500m if you try to make it @ 2 min

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Adding a 0 to my post does not mean you can do it. I say you puke @ 500m if you try to make it @ 2 min

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.
How many attempts do I get?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326245090


Running out of time to beat me!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, in this movie it's more like release the ancient Jewish demon... But whatever.....

[sniper_tim]

I suspect I have the highest years member/post count ratio, guess i don't like to type much.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I hope to the great jeebus that I never have daughters....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

What's up with the recent influx of movies that target children... Horror movies, mostly... It's an odd thing.

[Great-Kazoo]

I hope to the great jeebus that I never have daughters....

Artificial insemination might work for you.
Since the BBQ looks like it's fallen by the wayside i'll send your items out this week. Was hoping to hand it to you in person, just to see your reaction.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So... This movie... It's "based on a true story." Which isn't true at all... It's based on a box. This box. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dybbuk_box Silly to say based on a story and it's based on a box.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Artificial insemination might work for you.
Since the BBQ looks like it's fallen by the wayside i'll send your items out this week. Was hoping to hand it to you in person, just to see your reaction.
That kind of scares me, to be honest...

[zteknik]

That kind of scares me, to be honest...

Dont worry jim wont bite your hand off....chew on it a bit though....[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dont worry jim wont bite your hand off....chew on it a bit though....[Coffee]
Well I knew that... I've met the man before.

[zteknik]

When he starts putting ketchup on your hand---worry......[LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326245090



15 minutes!!!!!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I don't want to win this damn thing.... I really don't....

[mahabali]

Not really a bad deal, are you the high bidder?

[mahabali]

Brownells has stripped chrome Les Baer carreiers for $89.99, 3 left.

http://www.brownells.com/rifle-parts/bolt-parts/bolt-carrier-parts/bolt-carriers/ar15-stripped-chrome-bolt-carrier-prod54426.aspx?ttver=2

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Why the hell... If you heard loud noises coming from your kitchen.... Would you NOT turn on the lights BEFORE you went in to the kitchen?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Not really a bad deal, are you the high bidder?

Yeah, I'm the high bidder... If I win it I'm just going to post it on here for exactly what I paid for it.

[mahabali]

Ha ha good call. They old 15 minute rule may come in to play.

[mahabali]

2 minutes!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Maybe someone will snipe it....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Brownells has stripped chrome Les Baer carreiers for $89.99, 3 left.

http://www.brownells.com/rifle-parts/bolt-parts/bolt-carrier-parts/bolt-carriers/ar15-stripped-chrome-bolt-carrier-prod54426.aspx?ttver=2

Two left when I pressed "Add To Cart". Gone when the page loaded.

[mahabali]

Yeah, I'm the high bidder... If I win it I'm just going to post it on here for exactly what I paid for it.

Looks like you are the proud owner of some zombie shit.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Well shit... Looks like I bought a buffer tube kit...

[mahabali]

Two left when I pressed "Add To Cart". Gone when the page loaded.

Damn. I got one just before when there were 5 left.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Looks like you are the proud owner of some zombie shit.
Yep.. I'm a zombie hunter now.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Damn. I got one just before when there were 5 left.

My buddy has one of those listed on Auction Arms... It's over $300 right now.

[mahabali]

My buddy has one of those listed on Auction Arms... It's over $300 right now.

Damn, if it ever shows up I might have to flip it.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

My PMags got a bid... Not as high as I'd like to see though...

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326476080

[mahabali]

My PMags got a bid... Not as high as I'd like to see though...

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=326476080

If you get to $300 or $350 that would be pretty good (although your reserve may be higher). I have put a few 4 packs for $199.99 Buy it now, and sold them on GB. But I did have a 4 pack of 20 rounders with no reserve end for $125 today.

[Great-Kazoo]

When he starts putting ketchup on your hand---worry......[LOL]

That ain't ketchup

[mahabali]

Ok beed time.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

If you get to $300 or $350 that would be pretty good (although your reserve may be higher). I have put a few 4 packs for $199.99 Buy it now, and sold them on GB. But I did have a 4 pack of 20 rounders with no reserve end for $125 today.

$450 is the reserve.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

PMags got another bid... Up to $210 now...

[UrbanWolf]

I post just

[UrbanWolf]

to get

[UrbanWolf]

my post

[UrbanWolf]

counts up.

[Monky]

How many attempts do I get?

I only made one attempt at 2k in 5 months.. so.. you only get 1

[Troublco]

No ho's tonight?

[Troublco]

Terminator 4, a hot pizza, and cold beer. It's a good night.

[02ducky]

Pizza, beer and terminator? Man what a great night, I have bean dip, Doritos and He'll is for Heroes!

Love a great war movie, nothing like death, guns and mayhem for dinner :)

[patrick0685]

im going to see boobies

[02ducky]

im going to see boobies

Looking at your man boobs in the mirror doesn't count Patrick.

[Dave]

Had Texas Roadhouse, got some homebrew and leftover ham and cheese and going to watch some Star Trek episodes on DVD. [werdo]

[HoneyBadger]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg

[Ridge]

Looking at one of these guys. My current POS is directly behind it.

http://i.imgur.com/bkiAhEWl.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/bkiAhEW.jpg)

[blacklabel]

Looking at one of these guys. My current POS is directly behind it.

http://i.imgur.com/bkiAhEWl.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/bkiAhEW.jpg)

One of the new Darts? Have you test drove it yet?

[Ridge]

One of the new Darts? Have you test drove it yet?

Yeah, Dart. Driven a couple of them now. This one was turbocharged. Lots of power when I put the pedal down.

[fly boy]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg


And I Jizz in my pants!!!!

I want the bottom right please. Top right can come too.

[Monky]

Did your stamp come in? Or should we notify the ATF?


Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg

[02ducky]

Hello everyone!

[HoneyBadger]

And I Jizz in my pants!!!!

I want the bottom right please. Top right can come too.

Bottom right stays close to me at all times ;)
I'm giving the top right to my dad in a few months as a birthday present.
Bottom left is super accurate for a 14.5" barrel
Top left is super basic and only cost me about $700. I could probably sell it on Armslist right now for $1800... [facepalm]

[fly boy]

those all are nice looking HB.

[HoneyBadger]

Did your stamp come in? Or should we notify the ATF?

Notify EVERYONE! I'VE GOT GUNS!!!! [ROFL2]

[HoneyBadger]

Hey ducky, did you ever get your patch?

[fly boy]

A GD winning night for me!
Empty house, Junk food dinner, and Joe Deertay on the boob tube
epic winning in my book!

[02ducky]

Hey ducky, did you ever get your patch?


Yes sir, left some l feedback as well.. Thanks man it's awesome BTW

[fly boy]

1980719809

[Troublco]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg

Your answers are: No. And, no.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg
Hell NO. But looks like your a light weight. Only 4?? [Coffee]

[Troublco]

Overkill is underrated. That is all.

[budda]

Just loged in to do some whoring

[fly boy]

holy cow it's late.

[blacklabel]

It's just about my bedtime.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Me too. Night, night.

[TheGrey]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg


That's really impressive. I am very new to gun ownership, and I had no idea of how many configurations the AR-15 has. I appreciate you posting this picture, both for aesthetics as well as education.

[fly boy]

g'night slackers

I have tomorrow off, so I'm stay up late.... 940 tonight!

[islandermyk]

Can one have too many AR-15s? Scratch that. Can one have ENOUGH AR-15s??


http://i.imgur.com/SFxIIGEl.jpg


Them are a pretty bunch right there.... I hope you have an extra safe that houses all the clips for those bad toys [Coffee]

[Troublco]

holy cow it's late.

What?


It's just about my bedtime.

Really?


Me too. Night, night.

DSB??? 9 PM and you're going night night??? OMG!!!

It's 11:07 where I am...and I have to get up at the ungodly hour of...oh, wait, I guess it's about 7:30...hm...whatever.

[ROFL1]

[fly boy]

I am looking at new trucks.. I might be up late :D

[nissanclay]

What?



Really?



DSB??? 9 PM and you're going night night??? OMG!!!

It's 11:07 where I am...and I have to get up at the ungodly hour of...oh, wait, I guess it's about 7:30...hm...whatever.

[ROFL1]

Glad I'm not the only one thinking 10pm wasn't late.

[waxthis]

Nothing.

[wax_job]

*yawn* glad I get off today because someone had a dream.

Might spend the day driving to Walmart, bowers, and gander.... Any other ideas?

[Mazin]

I have a dream too, it involves finding a few lpk's


Sent from my Magpul enhanced tactical iPhone using Tapatalk.

[Mazin]

I have a dream too, it involves finding a few lpk's. But I'm stuck at work so I guess it will have to wait.


Sent from my Magpul enhanced tactical iPhone using Tapatalk.




Sent from my Magpul enhanced tactical iPhone using Tapatalk.

[HoneyBadger]

I have a dream too, it involves finding a few lpk's


Sent from my Magpul enhanced tactical iPhone using Tapatalk.

What are you looking for? I have a 3 PSA LPKs lying around. One with a MOE grip, one with standard grip, and one with either a MIAD or ERGO grip. Interested?

[Monky]

Damn it all to hell.. I'm in the 'taint.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Damn it all to hell.. I'm in the 'taint.
Say hi to Spyder for us!! Got the bosses Ferrari??

[Troublco]

I have a dream too, it involves finding a few lpk's

My dream is a 20" LWRC .308 REPR in FDE. But I need to dream up the dinero for it too. [Coffee]

[Monky]

Say hi to Spyder for us!! Got the bosses Ferrari??

Just the maybach. Spyder has not returned my text. I'm a little hurt.

- sent by the free-range electronic weasel attached to my hip.

[patrick0685]

did you guys see Ginsue's new title?

[patrick0685]

Damn it all to hell.. I'm in the 'taint.

ahhh sad day...i only got to see spyder once, he was too good to hang out again (i might be partly responsible but since i said it first i get to cast all the blame on him)

[GilpinGuy]

did you guys see Ginsue's new title?

Yeah, thought he was dissin me Saturday until I saw him later on. His phone is ancient - I mean at least 2 or 3 years old. LOL

[zteknik]

Yeah, thought he was dissin me Saturday until I saw him later on. His phone is ancient - I mean at least 2 or 3 years old. LOL
Does he still use that suitcase phone?!![LOL]
19973

[Monky]

Have not seen his new title..

[waxthis]

Is it Friday yet?

[wax_job]

Is it Friday yet?

I like the way you think. Unfortunately no... 💩🍧

[wyzardd]

I actually have a few minutes with nothing to do at work. Weird

[fly boy]

same here

[brutal]

oh what the hell, I could use a few more on my way to 1,000

[brutal]

and 866, this waiting 30 seconds is for the birds.

[brutal]

finally, 867. I hafta get back to work. ...waiting for seconds to pass...

[brutal]

What is the "trifecta" post count here anyway?

[brutal]

I thought I saw someone post it was a whole (short) page, like 30 uninterputed posts?


That's just crazy talk.

[brutal]

Five or six ought to be enough with the 30 second penalty.

[brutal]

seven?
eight? hmmm, can I get to ten?

[brutal]

nine, oh boy Ima gettin excited now boys

[brutal]

and...... ten. I'm done whoring.

[GilpinGuy]

I could use a little padding myself.

[fly boy]

wow, some people can whore...

[GilpinGuy]

10 more to 1,000. But I will not whore my way to the top!

[zteknik]

I thought I saw someone post it was a whole (short) page, like 30 uninterputed posts?


That's just crazy talk.

You just did a whole page![Beer]

We have a Whore breaking training!![Ban3]

[zteknik]

10 more to 1,000. But I will not whore my way to the top!

Evrybody loves a slut ya know.....[Coffee]

[GilpinGuy]

1,000 [rockon]

[zteknik]

1,000 [rockon]

Well done!![Beer]

[budda]

One day I too will have 1,000 but today is not that day

[fly boy]

it's perfect shooting weather right now

[fly boy]

wished I had the money to shoot

[fly boy]

A nice blanket in a field

[fly boy]

prarie dogs going nutz at about 150 yards

[fly boy]

set up the ol reliable, put a piece of jerky in my mouth, and just enjoy the sunshine

[fly boy]

But NO! I'm stuck at work, the first day of the week, indoors, no windows, no jerky, and no idea where a big open field or prarie dogs are that I could shoot... MLA

[fly boy]

B-e-a-utiful up here! http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day/Cheyenne+WY+82009:4:US

[patrick0685]

I thought I saw someone post it was a whole (short) page, like 30 uninterputed posts?


That's just crazy talk.

a whole page and not this bull shit 10 post per page, 40 post per page thats hard to do

[patrick0685]

You just did a whole page![Beer]

We have a Whore breaking training!![Ban3]

negative he did 1/4th of a page

[patrick0685]

wished I had the money to shoot

no joke

[fly boy]

no joke


Due to fiscall cliff budget cuts... I got a pay decrease this year! Time to go get a second job, get fired from both, and claim un-employment like the other rich bastereds :lol:

[waxthis]

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Sex...RRR..I mean six...[LOL]
Seven..
Eight............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...
Nine.........
10..........[rockon]

[MOD EDIT: I combined your posts for you since this type of one-word post is a no-no]

[Troublco]

B-e-a-utiful up here! http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day/Cheyenne+WY+82009:4:US

It was 77 where I am.

[Troublco]

I could use a little padding myself.

Eat more bacon!


Oh, you mean on your post count...never mind.


[ROFL1]

[fly boy]

break

[fly boy]

wasn't a full run, you fail. Come back an 3am and try again

[patrick0685]

wasn't a full run, you fail. Come back an 3am and try again

that just about the only time you could get 40

[fly boy]

that just about the only time you could get 40

yeah, one of these drunken night's I'll get it done.

[Troublco]

Drunken night...not a bad idea. Modelo Especial was on sale the other day, along with the seasonal Spring variety pack from Blue Moon. I could make a night of it.

[fly boy]

Drunken night...not a bad idea. Modelo Especial was on sale the other day, along with the seasonal Spring variety pack from Blue Moon. I could make a night of it.


Holy crap!!! some fancy beer! I every once in a while decide not to go cheap and pick up a case of High life. Anything over $.75 a beer is too rich for my broke ass!

[Troublco]

Holy crap!!! some fancy beer! I every once in a while decide not to go cheap and pick up a case of High life. Anything over $.75 a beer is too rich for my broke ass!

I figure if I'm going to drink, I'm going to drink what I like. I spent enough years being broke, so now that I'm not broke all the time (even if I'm deployed most of the time) I get what I want.

[Troublco]

Gotta go for now...a couple of the minions and I are going to go visit Sonny's BBQ for dinner.

[waxthis]

Blatz beer..................[Alrigh]

[Dave]

Holy crap!!! some fancy beer! I every once in a while decide not to go cheap and pick up a case of High life. Anything over $.75 a beer is too rich for my broke ass!

Sounds like when I was an E3 in the Army. I can't do those Bud/Miller/Coors type "beers" anymore. Especially with so many awesome craft brews in this state. Plus my homebrews. [Lick]

[blacklabel]

I'll still drink a Bud Light or Coors Light occasionally but I much prefer something good.

[Troublco]

Blatz beer..................[Alrigh]


Oh, man....[Puke]



Falstaff, anyone?

[zteknik]

negative he did 1/4th of a page
Yup,thanks for the correction-lack of coffee distorted my count[Coffee]
Ah well theres other nights to shoot for..

[zteknik]

yeah, one of these drunken night's I'll get it done.
I would allways loose the mouse [Tooth]...And get stopped for TWI......
[Jail]

[USAFGopherMike]

I'll still drink a Bud Light or Coors Light occasionally but I much prefer something good.

Miller Lite if it's a hot day in the sun and I'm planning on drinking a 12 pack.

Edit - but most of the time, I'm drinking good craft beers from CO.

[Troublco]

Holy crap!!! some fancy beer! I every once in a while decide not to go cheap and pick up a case of High life. Anything over $.75 a beer is too rich for my broke ass!

I thought High Life was cheap beer?


Miller Lite if it's a hot day in the sun and I'm planning on drinking a 12 pack.

Edit - but most of the time, I'm drinking good craft beers from CO.

I'll admit to drinking High Life, and liking it. If I'm not drinking Shock Top or Blue Moon (Or Modelo Especial) in the summer, I'll put a keg of High Life in the kegerator. I don't do light beers, though. Coors, Bud, Miller, or otherwise.

[theGinsue]

did you guys see Ginsue's new title?


Yeah, thought he was dissin me Saturday until I saw him later on. His phone is ancient - I mean at least 2 or 3 years old. LOL


Does he still use that suitcase phone?!![LOL]
19973

Hey, Give me some credit. I'm too cheap to pay for a data plan - I've gotten along without that junk this long and don't see a need for it, so this is what I have.....
http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20071205/motorolaz6c.png

[USAFGopherMike]

I can respect the high life. If it's cold and poured correctly, it's a great drinking beer.

[fly boy]

i really love craft beers, and micro brews.... I'm just to cheap.

[fly boy]

I thought High Life was cheap beer?



I'll admit to drinking High Life, and liking it. If I'm not drinking Shock Top or Blue Moon (Or Modelo Especial) in the summer, I'll put a keg of High Life in the kegerator. I don't do light beers, though. Coors, Bud, Miller, or otherwise.


High life is cheap... but expensive compared to Pabst and Milwalkee's best light

[zteknik]

I hear ya Ginsue-I had a job like that once,but the truth is I couldn't figure out how to make the dern thing work anyways so I just stuck to my motorola brickphone..
If it aint broke-dont fix it! ;)

[Troublco]

I'm too cheap to pay for a data plan - I've gotten along without that junk this long and don't see a need for it, so this is what I have.....

20007

[theGinsue]

Oooooh, funny.

[Troublco]

Oooooh, funny.


Oops - you're right, I forgot. That isn't your cell phone. Your cell phone looks like 20009




[dig]

[Ridge]

Adult Swim just released the lost episode of Dexter's Lab


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN_ka1ZSDg

[HoneyBadger]

What's up whores? I'm pretty sure I had a whole page to myself once. Probably back around page 180.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Hey, Give me some credit. I can't have a phone with a camera in the area Where my building is at work. All of the new phones have cameras.
Ohhh T?? You forgot about DUCK TAPE!! Camera?? No problem!!


http://lynndove.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ducttape.jpg

[zteknik]

Ohhh T?? You forgot about DUCK TAPE!! Camera?? No problem!!


http://lynndove.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ducttape.jpg

Funny you mention that-one comms center I worked in actualy did that!![ROFL2]

[zteknik]

What's up whores? I'm pretty sure I had a whole page to myself once. Probably back around page 180.
I remember that Dave-you were workin nights then--Ah such good times!! [Coffee]

[waxthis]

11

[waxthis]

12............

[waxthis]

13.............

[waxthis]

four-teen

[waxthis]

fiffy-teen..............

[waxthis]

16

[fly boy]

in a row

[fly boy]

it's 40, in a row!

[budda]

Just paid my car insurance lowest it has ever been Just $550 for 6 months

[budda]

Last time it was $880 for six months I had three speeding tickets dropped off.

[budda]

I real do hate paying car insurance but Since I got my drivers License I have recked 3 of the 5 cars I have owned

[fly boy]

nice!

I pay around 600 a year.

[budda]

I also had my licence suspened twice now for speeding tickets

[budda]

But I have been with out a speeding ticket for just over 3 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fly boy]

haha, I should have had mine suspended, but some of the tickets were in different states and CO never saw them.

[budda]

I pay around 600 a year.[/QUOTE]

What the hell One day I might be able to just pay $600/year.

[budda]

haha, I should have had mine suspended, but some of the tickets were in different states and CO never saw them.


Lucky bastered

[waxthis]

it's 40, in a row!


sorry..I'll start over...[Peep]..

[brutal]

$847/6 months for 3 vehicles.
2004.5 truck
2003 Euro trash luxo sedan
2008 Suby

[Ridge]

I real do hate paying car insurance but Since I got my drivers License I have recked 3 of the 5 cars I have owned

I'm 2 for 2 myself

[budda]

$847/6 months for 3 vehicles.
2004.5 truck
2003 Euro trash luxo sedan
2008 Suby

once agian what the hell I was paying that for Just ONE

[brutal]

once agian what the hell I was paying that for Just ONE


I pay an attorney big $$$ to make my high point value tickets go away...


I've been citation free for 7+ years. The last big one (reckless) was for passing an unmarked DPD car in the mousetrap I25 NB-I70 EB lanes doing 90, in the rain. Cost me $600 to get that one down to a 1-point headlamp violation. AmFam tried to jack me anyway for $1,200/6 mo so I told them to F*** off and swiched to Progressive. I'm also on the + side of 50 and credit worthy so rates are lower. The last two or three times I have gotten pulled over in the past few years, I've gotten out of them somehow.

[HoneyBadger]

I remember that Dave-you were workin nights then--Ah such good times!! [Coffee]

Yeah, I was a much better post whore when I had to work nights! Now, I get to mostly sleep through the night more often than not. I still have an on-call phone that rings almost every night. Soon, i'll have a baby that will be keeping me awake all night...

[fly boy]

I am ready for a nice hot tub!

[patrick0685]

I am ready for a nice hot tub!

that would be nice

[zteknik]

Yeah, I was a much better post whore when I had to work nights! Now, I get to mostly sleep through the night more often than not. I still have an on-call phone that rings almost every night. Soon, i'll have a baby that will be keeping me awake all night...
I see some quality time developing there[Coffee] Baby post whore at daddies side![Flower]

[HoneyBadger]

I see some quality time developing there[Coffee] Baby post whore at daddies side![Flower]

[Muaha]

[Monky]

Finally..fucking.. home.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Finally..fucking.. home.

Good. Now pay attention to your cat so this doesn't happen again...


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/24/8abu6ugu.jpg

[Monky]

she's already asleep on top of the safe in her bed.. She does NOT realize the pooch comes home tomorrow..she'll be back to hating everyone.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good. Now pay attention to your cat so this doesn't happen again...


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/24/8abu6ugu.jpg

As i posted in another thread I haven't seen any of your witty replies or for sale item in the last 18 hours or so . Thought someone shanked you. Or punctured your colon[bad-banana]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That's pretty much where she spent most the time... Except for when she was attacking my feet, rubbing on my leg, sitting on my junk, or pawing at my face. Which was about 95% of the time.

[Monky]

That's pretty much where she spent most the time... Except for when she was attacking my feet, rubbing on my leg, sitting on my junk, or pawing at my face. Which was about 95% of the time.

Did she curl up in your undies when you took a poop though? I got that about 10m ago.. can't wait to have the dog back.. at least he just lays on my feet while i poop.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Did she curl up in your undies when you took a poop though? I got that about 10m ago.. can't wait to have the dog back.. at least he just lays on my feet while i poop.

I don't poop, remember?

[zteknik]

Did she curl up in your undies when you took a poop though? I got that about 10m ago.. can't wait to have the dog back.. at least he just lays on my feet while i poop.
Who needs slippers ?? Funny how they do that...

[Great-Kazoo]

I don't poop, remember?

You have a community shitter? Don't IGNORE ME.


That package show up yet???????????????????

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You have a community shitter? Don't IGNORE ME.


That package show up yet???????????????????

No. Not that I know of. I didn't check today though.

[Great-Kazoo]

No. Not that I know of. I didn't check today though.

Open it r e a l s l o w. And Keep it away from the C A T.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh god.....

[zteknik]

Oh god.....
[ROFL3]

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh god.....

HEY Keep religion off the gun boards. Thank God i'm an atheist.


if you don't like what i sent, give it to some chick, it will keep the blisters down.

[spyder]

What the fuck have you guys turned this thread into?

You're even dragging Jim into it now?

[spyder]

if you don't like what i sent, give it to some chick, it will keep the blisters down.
You give him midol or something?

[spyder]

Wow... this shit has grown a little...

[spyder]

Where the hell did my custom name thingy go? WHO the hell is responsible for that shit!!???

[Great-Kazoo]

What the fuck have you guys turned this thread into?

You're even dragging Jim into it now?

No one drags me in to anything. Asking for help well...................


He could always use it on his head (upper) not lower. Then again.

[Monky]

Where the hell did my custom name thingy go? WHO the hell is responsible for that shit!!???

I dunno.. weird shit going on round here lately.

Jim's a whore now.. where are the zombies?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can honestly say I've never been so afraid to receive a piece of mail in my life.....

[Great-Kazoo]

I dunno.. weird shit going on round here lately.

Jim's a whore now.. where are the zombies?

WHORE? I charge good money, don't give it for nuttin.

[Monky]

I can honestly say I've never been so afraid to receive a piece of mail in my life.....

Well I doubt it's a bomb.. he wouldn't warn you or post it on a public forum.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Well I doubt it's a bomb.. he wouldn't warn you or post it on a public forum.

Have you met Jim? He's crazy like that.

[Great-Kazoo]

Have you met Jim? He's crazy like that.

Innocent until proven guilty, at least in court. besides dysFUNctional is hereditary. Like male pattern baldness, and venereal disease.

[mahabali]

My cat is a big dog.

[bryjcom]

According to Jim, he has just quit heroin....So he's a little ornery...

[bryjcom]

My cat is a big dog.

Pickles look good with cheese.

[spyder]

Jim, a hooker? Wow... never thought I would see the day......

[spyder]

JM.... If you're scared, have monky do it.

Monky, if it's cool, tell JM it was nothing and keep it....

[spyder]

Jim, you scare me....

Well, at least this time shit hasn't changed...
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[spyder]

Monky, you need to change your sig line to what pat said the other night.

[Great-Kazoo]

Jim, you scare me....

Well, at least this time shit hasn't changed...
This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds.

Don't worry your spouse said you scare easily, i'll go easy..


According to Jim, he has just quit heroin....So he's a little ornery...

Amphetamines, not heroin, or is it glue, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

[spyder]

Monky... why you tellin Jim I scare easily?

[zteknik]

Don't worry your spouse said you scare easily, i'll go easy..


According to Jim, he has just quit heroin....So he's a little ornery...

Amphetamines, not heroin, or is it glue, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJnnf1Ogcw

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Who just got ignored in under ten posts?


THIS GUY!!!!!!!! New record, bitches!

[Great-Kazoo]

Who just got ignored in under ten posts?


THIS GUY!!!!!!!! New record, bitches!


Who are u again?

Sheena is A punk Rocker.................................

[bryjcom]

Jim just eats the glue. He doesn't huff it like normal people.

[mahabali]

Ha ha, I saw that... Impressive.

[Great-Kazoo]

Jim just eats the glue. He doesn't huff it like normal people.

Gluten free.
@#$ you still up? you hear those gun shots a few minutes ago? neither did I

[zteknik]

Jim just eats the glue. He doesn't huff it like normal people.
No wonder he still sticks around!![LOL]

[Great-Kazoo]

No wonder he still sticks around!![LOL]

Polish humor?? next thing you know the micks will be chiming in.

[zteknik]

Polish humor?? next thing you know the micks will be chiming in.
Hey now,you can tell all the polish jokes you want,just s l o w l y........[Coffee]

[zteknik]

And I dont ski either.......[ROFL2]

[Great-Kazoo]

And I dont ski either.......[ROFL2]

Looks like grammar is a close second. Looks like i Do NOT Ski Ither, not Either, EYEther.

[zteknik]

Gramma-aint dat a cracker???[ROFL1]

[Timothy]

hmmm? The last club that i was asked to join didn't care for plesentaries.




?
Are there amy sponsors available¿

[zteknik]

hmmm? The last club that i was asked to join didn't care for plesentaries.



?
Are there amy sponsors available¿
90 postings in 90 minutes,if you still want what we have,call me.....[Coffee][LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Makes me sad.... They closed my Dudley thread.... :(

[zteknik]

Makes me sad.... They closed my Dudley thread.... :(
Eh,you'll find something else...[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Eh,you'll find something else...[Coffee]

Damn right I will. I'll find something else to bitch about... Like the Obama Loving Hippies that seem to be flocking to this site...

[zteknik]

Damn right I will. I'll find something else to bitch about... Like the Obama Loving Hippies that seem to be flocking to this site...

Yea,they just dropped in to gloat and stirr the pot.But that's ok-that's all they know how to do,cant think for themselves......

[waxthis]

Damn right I will. I'll find something else to bitch about... Like the Obama Loving Hippies that seem to be flocking to this site...


Who be dat?