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TheBelly
08-15-2013, 22:13
Oh god.... Google Maps.... Look at the street view for this address.....

2409 beaumont ave
Bronx, NY 10458

https://www.google.com/maps/preview?authuser=0#!q=2409+beaumont+ave+Bronx%2C+N Y+10458&data=!1m8!1m3!1d3!2d-73.884287!3d40.854449!2m2!1f323.4!2f97.23!4f75!2m4 !1e1!2m2!1ssJdgfSFR1VrafHuh5gmMBw!2e0!4m10!1m9!4m8 !1m3!1d115065!2d-104.8010464!3d39.959079!3m2!1i1280!2i903!4f13.1&fid=5


Seems legit.

TheBelly
08-15-2013, 22:14
I also need a tetanus shot for just looking at that street view.

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 22:14
Damn it Belly...I like seeing your posts, and I don't want you banned from here during the day.

Perhaps we should lobby the powers that be, and have an official "name of this thread Change" conversation....dammit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 22:15
Heya 10mm

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 22:16
Actually, I should have typed that a little better.....I don't want to miss any ones posts due to workplace horseshit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 22:17
Would the bots really pick it up if this was the "Post Ho Thread" ??

TheBelly
08-15-2013, 22:20
I have no idea. My work servers are effin weird man!

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 22:22
Fuck it....with the remaining minutes of my evening, I'm going to try a bur reppilf .

I'm going for it.


Goodnight Whores, may your Friday bring you horny midgets and whatever else your heart desires.

Peace, bitches.

10mm-man
08-15-2013, 22:33
Whats up OBC

TheBelly
08-15-2013, 22:50
The reversal!?

OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2013, 23:05
I believe I did us well, my Friends.

Let us whore, be whored, and whore our brethren.....with a modified title that does not garner any interest from some retarded internet spy BOT..and shit.

Later homies.

10mm-man
08-15-2013, 23:21
I believe I did us well, my Friends.

Let us whore, be whored, and whore our brethren.....with a modified title that does not garner any interest from some retarded internet spy BOT..and shit.

Later homies.


i like the word "whore" in this thread!

Great-Kazoo
08-15-2013, 23:27
Please, one nights sleep with no trains!

No fukin luck they have 2 idling as i post.

Great-Kazoo
08-15-2013, 23:29
You could've saved it for your next trip to Windsor for trade fodder. Hahahahahahahahaha

Only if he came with the Box it was in.

Great-Kazoo
08-15-2013, 23:30
The one I just left was rich.


AND SINGLE

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:24
It's FRIDAY!

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:25
No fukin luck they have 2 idling as i post.

Slept thought it all. Had the windows shut and ear plugs in.

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:27
Work is buying Santiago's for breakfast..........[Ban3]

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:27
Anyone ever send that midget off to buffy to help with his recovery?

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:31
Whom ever invented the 5 day work week should be kicked in the nuts!

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:31
Twice!

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:33
Wonder if wax_job has been face down yet on the Yeti?

waxthis
08-16-2013, 05:39
[fyou]BikeValet.net in Vail. They want to charge me $350 more bucks for a demo bike then they had originally quoted.

roberth
08-16-2013, 06:03
[fyou]BikeValet.net in Vail. They want to charge me $350 more bucks for a demo bike then they had originally quoted.

wow, bike season is winding down, should be 350 less than the original quote.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 06:32
I'm going to be selling A LOT of Avalanche tickets this year...

roberth
08-16-2013, 06:53
people go to the mountains to watch avalanches?

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 06:59
I'm going to be selling A LOT of Avalanche tickets this year...

Discounted or BOGO ?

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2013, 07:07
Gonna be another slow day at work.

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 07:13
Still haven't received my midget, thanks waxthis for checking!

roberth
08-16-2013, 07:13
it'll be a small box

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 07:16
it'll be a small box

That's usually determined by the man's size. small ? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 07:16
I bought a new gun... :D

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 07:20
Bud's layaway policy is baffling, you can use a credit card and still get the "advertised cash discount price" with it...

roberth
08-16-2013, 07:34
That's usually determined by the man's size. small ? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [Coffee]

roberth
08-16-2013, 07:36
i've changed my workout to include burpees and push presses and I'm doing a little less weightlifting. some jump rope to warm up.

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 07:52
it'll be a small box

[LOL] I see what you did there

waxthis
08-16-2013, 08:00
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Can we say that shit here?

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 08:05
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Can we say that shit here?

FUK NO You can't!

roberth
08-16-2013, 08:06
what!?!?!?! i dint see nuttin'

10mm-man
08-16-2013, 09:28
Whore's will be whore's- morning whore's! was someone trying to get the named changed?

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 09:32
Did I miss a new rule and violate it? If so, I'll be sure my nurse disciplines me tonight... But also, what can't we say anymore?

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 09:55
I never thought ice on my groin would feel so good...

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2013, 09:58
Where do you seethe layaway on buds?

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 10:08
Put a gun in the cart and start the checkout process. Has to be more than $298 if I recall. It's on the select payment page and below it is a read more about the layaway program. I've got one on layaway since the other models were slowly selling out. Once you put down the 20% deposit, they pull it off the shelf and reserve it for you.

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:27
The powers that be here at work tried to ban me from hanging you fine folks again...

roberth
08-16-2013, 11:28
oh yeah! - post hoar it up then

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:32
Whore..................Hmmm, still here.......

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:33
Eights peppers on the old Ghost, looking promising!

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 11:34
oh yeah! - post hoar it up then


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfpa7WDH14

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:34
Vagina...
[Peep]

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:35
Ace, Paul, Peter,Gene....

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:36
No ABBA Vids?

roberth
08-16-2013, 11:36
Eights peppers on the old Ghost, looking promising!

YAH BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

roberth
08-16-2013, 11:37
kiss sux - no talent marketing geniuses

waxthis
08-16-2013, 11:41
Agreed, however their shows were Pheonmenal...."Uh All Night " was my favorite video.

roberth
08-16-2013, 12:03
hassel lake tomorrow via butler gulch over the ridge

waxthis
08-16-2013, 12:10
That sounds painfull!

roberth
08-16-2013, 12:15
it'll be tough, have to zig zag up the ridge and down the other side - then come back after visiting the lake

waxthis
08-16-2013, 12:15
it'll be tough, have to zig zag up the ridge and down the other side - then come back after visiting the lake

Post pics for sure!

roberth
08-16-2013, 12:15
henderson closed the urad access point b/c they are doing construction - was supposed to be open this summer, maybe next summer

roberth
08-16-2013, 12:16
Post pics for sure!

i don't usually bring a camera

waxthis
08-16-2013, 12:27
i don't usually bring a camera

Dammit man, then use your James Bond pen camera........

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 12:29
Or cell phone...

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 12:30
Mmmmmm... Corn dogs and ginger ale.

waxthis
08-16-2013, 12:33
I hear Ginger Ale and Crown Royal tastes good together...Never tried, not a much of a liquor drinker.

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 12:47
Never tried that either. But in my experience, crown goes good with anything that has bubbles [LOL]

roberth
08-16-2013, 13:02
Dammit man, then use your James Bond pen camera........

All you need to do is upload the film from the NSA drone that will be following me.

roberth
08-16-2013, 15:41
i picked up zombieland, gran torino, and treasure of the sierra madre from walmart

roberth
08-16-2013, 15:52
zombieland is HILARIOUS

for whom the bell tolls

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 15:55
zombieland is definitely a good movie!

"I don't want any goddamn SNOBALLS!!!" (or something like that)

roberth
08-16-2013, 15:57
fitness

double tap

seat belts

roberth
08-16-2013, 15:58
yup - i want FUCKING twinkies!!!!!

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:02
double tap - i missed #2

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 16:17
zombieland is HILARIOUS

for whom the bell tolls

In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos."

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:17
don't kill me with my own gun

wax_job
08-16-2013, 16:20
Tapatalk 2.0 you say?

kawiracer14
08-16-2013, 16:21
Zombieland is awesome

wax_job
08-16-2013, 16:21
Free you say?

wax_job
08-16-2013, 16:22
Zombieland is awesome

Totally.

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:22
i'm not that far in the movie - the 2 chicks stole the yellow humvee from them

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:27
that dork put perfume on

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:30
aw now they're a family...or something

roberth
08-16-2013, 16:35
bill murray

Dave_L
08-16-2013, 16:50
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1146594_10151584328505823_2019752893_n.jpg

BuffCyclist
08-16-2013, 16:54
^^ Looks like RMGO just added their name to that meme, it wasn't the original... :rolleyes:

roberth
08-16-2013, 17:08
zombieland is very funny with a great soundtrack

roberth
08-16-2013, 17:08
what a fun movie

buffalobo
08-16-2013, 17:29
Good evening infidel whorez.

buffalobo
08-16-2013, 17:31
Zombieland rocks.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

10mm-man
08-16-2013, 19:43
infidel whore's! Nice!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 20:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gcejLp72iCE

I think we all know someone like this......


EDIT: If you have a good bass on your computer... Turn it up... :D

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 21:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aab8VjzuXyM

Holy crap.... Crazy Russian Hacker is making pickles glow!

Punkface
08-16-2013, 21:30
I really really hope I don't get in trouble for this but the website www.shitni**a.com redirects you to Disney.com.

change the stars to "gg"

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 21:44
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you're banned.

Ridge
08-16-2013, 21:50
You are out and about, come across this. What do?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f2bfeea0359bb3c2d11013b681d217d/tumblr_mrmpd3OOni1s6buzbo1_1280.png

buffalobo
08-16-2013, 21:55
You are out and about, come across this. What do?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f2bfeea0359bb3c2d11013b681d217d/tumblr_mrmpd3OOni1s6buzbo1_1280.png

Looks thirsty, give shaggy a drink.

TheBelly
08-16-2013, 22:27
Kill it with fire.

TheBelly
08-16-2013, 22:27
And.............. The motorcycle is sold!

10mm-man
08-16-2013, 22:37
Blah, blah, blah

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 22:39
Blah, blah, blah

You coming Sunday?

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 23:00
FUKIN TRAIN

Punkface
08-16-2013, 23:01
am I still here?

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:07
Bitches....

:D

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:10
I like the name whore in the title too, though, if some of us can't access the thread during the day because of cock-licker company bots...I think that's bullshit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:12
I was however cleared up on the situation with the name of this thread.


It basically said, "you dumb fuckers" named it.

lol

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:13
FUKIN TRAIN

Someday, I'll write a song and name it that.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:15
....of course, "you dumb fuckers" is also a great song title name as well.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:15
Fuck it, I'm going for it.............would also be a great title.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:16
Only 11:00 pm?

Where you fuckers at?

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:18
Jr. Whores.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:22
Got another $1400 medical bill.

Sweet!!

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:23
Dang otterbatcat I think you covered every cuss work in the book in the past 4 posts.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:24
Bend over, BC.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:24
Why the hell are there so many guests on this post?

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:25
Dang otterbatcat I think you covered every cuss work in the book in the past 4 posts.

Heya Ducky... :)

I didn't fit in "anal reaming" yet.


How ya doing, man?

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:25
And still running with the potty mouth... What the hell is a BC?

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:26
Why the hell are there so many guests on this post?

I think the guest section is actually a bunch of fags at a truck stop, sucking each other off.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:26
Heya Ducky... :)

I didn't fit in "anal reaming" yet.


How ya doing, man?


That's funny, good work sucks, but it's all good I am employeed still.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:27
And still running with the potty mouth... What the hell is a BC?

Um, that would be Buff Cyclist.

Would it comfort you if I made 20 posts in a row without using a single cuss word?

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:27
Holy hell man! You are ripe tonight.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:28
Um, that would be Buff Cyclist.

Would it comfort you if I made 20 posts in a row without using a single cuss word?


Got it! Naw I liked the cuss words, helps me improve my vocabulary

JM Ver. 2.0
08-16-2013, 23:29
I'm here.... Ish....

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:30
BC must be stoned tonight, pain meds are fun after surgery.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:30
I'm here.... Ish....

Howdy, butthole.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:30
JM joined the fun now too.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:31
Shucks, Ducky.

I had a heck of a time dialing mine in. Doesn't matter much now though, I stopped taking them last Friday anyways.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:31
Waiting for Mick to post something cool about tatacticool gear.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:32
Shucks, Ducky.

I had a heck of a time dialing mine in. Doesn't matter much now though, I stopped taking them last Friday anyways.

You had surgery too? Dang bunch of broken whores.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:33
JM joined the fun now too.

I'll show him a stripper video.....you depants him at 1:13 when the rapper is running from the cop.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:34
Yeah, there's a few of us going through some medical b.s.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:35
Well fuck it, time to catch up on my posts anyways.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:36
Yeah, there's a few of us going through some medical b.s.

Need a hip replacement in, scheduled it for January, might wait until hunting season is over.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:37
Oh yeah I get to go to New Mexico again next week to work. Ugh, I hate traveling for work.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:38
Where the hell did everybody go?

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:39
Loos like I am a man on an island, nobody knows the troubles I've been in.

Solitaer with a smart phone.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:40
And I am off and posting like a whore without a score.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:41
Woot woot, on roll now.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:42
Need a couple more to end on an even number, let me see here, what can I say to get rid of this no duck soup for you title.

Great-Kazoo
08-16-2013, 23:42
Yeah, there's a few of us going through some medical b.s.


Really?

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:43
My dog is snoring and now my wife is snoring, I wonder if I should plug her nose for a minute.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:43
Dammit Jim!!

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:44
Maybe otterbat at went to take some pain meds and fell asleep.

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:45
Need a couple more to end on an even number, let me see here, what can I say to get rid of this no duck soup for you title.
Ya could always pull a J.M. [hahhah-no]

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:45
And back on my run of nonsense and billshit lies.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:45
You ain't gonna make a run this early on a Friday night, Ducky.

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:46
, I wonder if I should plug her nose for a minute.
The dog or wife???

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:46
Howdy Z

..:)

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:46
Ya could always pull a J.M. [hahhah-no]


whats up Bob? No I don't want to get banned and then banned again and the have to tread on thin ice.

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:48
The dog or wife???



LOL

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:48
The dog or wife???

The wife of course, I like pissing her off in the middle of the night, besides she might get up and to sleep on the couch and I will have the bed to myself.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:49
I can try :)

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:49
Howdy Z

..:)
Wassabe!!![Wave]

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:50
Besides there is nothing wrong with trying to post a lot.... Right?

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5cHEk

OtterbatHellcat
08-16-2013, 23:51
Besides there is nothing wrong with trying to post a lot.... Right?

Nope.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:51
Oh crap 9% left on my unsmart phone.

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:52
whats up Bob? No I don't want to get banned and then banned again and the have to tread on thin ice.
Not much Terry,just trying to keep my head above water.
Yea,not a tittle I would go after..

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:52
The wife of course, I like pissing her off in the middle of the night, besides she might get up and to sleep on the couch and I will have the bed to myself.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:53
Well just plugged her nose, she woke up gave me a dirty look and slapped me on the arm... Dammit time to wait and try water next.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:54
Not much Terry,just trying to keep my head above water.
Yea,not a tittle I would go after..

Never been banned, I hit talked to because I pissed off the mods with posting feedback wrong one time. I fixed that right away

10mm-man
08-16-2013, 23:54
BLAH BLAH BLAH

brutal
08-16-2013, 23:54
FUKIN TRAIN

WHAT?

Mick-Boy
08-16-2013, 23:55
Waiting for Mick to post something cool about tatacticool gear.


"You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?"

Sorry. Am I slacking again?

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:55
Oops-
I hit enter before typing[facepalm]

I usually wind up on the couch-my wife sleeps through anything!!

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:56
You been working Bob? How things have gotten better for you and your wife, if I recall she was in the hospital for a bit. Hopes he is back home and feeling better bro.

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:57
Ha, just drilled water on her head, man if I wake her up again she is gonna kick my ass, I better stop.

Naw what's the fun in that?

zteknik
08-16-2013, 23:58
Well just plugged her nose, she woke up gave me a dirty look and slapped me on the arm... Dammit time to wait and try water next.
Just fart in her nose!!![Gas2] [ROFL1]

02ducky
08-16-2013, 23:59
"You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?"

Sorry. Am I slacking again?

Tell us a cool story about something you have done lately bro. I enjoy your posts. I can say that I honestly am glad you are on our side.

brutal
08-17-2013, 00:00
You are out and about, come across this. What do?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f2bfeea0359bb3c2d11013b681d217d/tumblr_mrmpd3OOni1s6buzbo1_1280.png

ride it

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:00
Just fart in her nose!!![Gas2] [ROFL1]


Umm, covered wagon maybe.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 00:00
Lately I've been writing turn over reports and getting ready to head home in a few days. Not exactly gripping tales of excitement and adventure...

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:01
Dammit one or the few nights I am not gassy too. Gonna have to think of a new idea now.

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:02
Lately I've been writing turn over reports and getting ready to head home in a few days. Not exactly gripping tales of excitement and adventure...

At least you are safe homie.

zteknik
08-17-2013, 00:02
You been working Bob? How things have gotten better for you and your wife, if I recall she was in the hospital for a bit. Hopes he is back home and feeling better bro.
Yup,been working.Had a slow spell for a bit that got me worried,and now it seems like I cant catch a break!
Wife's doing well-Thanks for asking [Beer]
She has to take her meds normally and have regular yearly scans until they call it in remission.

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:03
Oh shit 3% left.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:04
Get a glass of warm water, Ducky.

.....and then get a lawyer.

lol

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:05
Yup,been working.Had a slow spell for a bit that got me worried,and now it seems like I cant catch a break!
Wife's doing well-Thanks for asking [Beer]
She has to take her meds normally and have regular yearly scans until they call it in remission.

Glad it's going into remission, I will keep you guys in my thoughts.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:05
*sending some prayers and good vibes your way Z and Mrs. Z*

zteknik
08-17-2013, 00:07
*sending some prayers and good vibes your way Z and Mrs. Z*Thanks Bro [Beer]
How you holdin up?

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:11
I'm doing alright.

It's pita, but it will all be a thing of the past soon.

:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:12
I might even try sleeping in a BED this weekend...might work, might not.

lol

zteknik
08-17-2013, 00:13
I'm doing alright.

It's pita, but it will all be a thing of the past soon.

:)
Good [Flower]

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:16
I'm not too far off from being able to beat off, with my left arm.

:D

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:16
*that's just sick, but pretty dang funny*

lol

zteknik
08-17-2013, 00:17
I'm not too far off from being able to beat off, with my left arm.

:D
Just like having someone else do it for ya![LOL]

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:20
Dennis Miller described the "euro".....and being the first kid on his block to "discover" it.

lmao

zteknik
08-17-2013, 00:21
Well time to hit the rack.
I'm beat and my eyes don't want to stay open much longer.
Catch y'all tomorrow!![Beer]

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:22
Goodnight Z.

Take care, brother.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:24
*Gratuitous posting ensues*

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:27
I'm fairly certain that if I felt good, or felt unusually happy..........

...it would really look horrible if I, or anyone else said.... "I feel Ducky".

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:28
*minds running amok*

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:32
Alright.........visitors are going to slow down very shortly. It's about time to start thinking about a run, though, serious runs will only be capable from the 3:00 am to 5:00 am window.

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:33
Well woke her up again and she told me that if I woke her up one more time she was gonna cut my ding dong off, I better leave her alone now. I think she was serious. Geez man, I was just trying to have some fun.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:33
Dude.......don't let her cut your song off.

That would suck.

02ducky
08-17-2013, 00:33
Best time for long runs are 330...

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:35
Geez man, I was just trying to have some fun.

Yep, I know what ya mean.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:36
I'll say it again.....someone making a 100 run, is going to be a hard deal to accomplish.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:40
Kinda weird......I don't really know what time I should go to sleep tonight. There is a chance that I might have to get up early, and at this point, there is an equal amount of chance that I won't have to get up early.

Decisions, decisions.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:41
Fuck it...throw caution to the wind and tell the hooker she can have the new beamer as long as you get sucked off, .....every night.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:53
I tried lying down in the bed.......just for shits and giggles....to see if it was even possible to consider that reality.


nope.

Upright slumber is still in my foreseeable future.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 00:54
Calling all the Whores!!!

Where you at, bitches?

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 00:57
You rang?

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 01:04
Hello, Bitch.

:D

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 01:05
Soon to be Home, bitch.

OtterbatHellcat
08-17-2013, 01:08
Damn.....I'm heading to the couch for some less than quality sleep...

Goodnight Whores

Peace.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 01:59
I need a lady friend to hang out with....

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 02:08
Didn't you just break up with one?

KestrelBike
08-17-2013, 02:14
So tired of this crap sleep cycle. That damn coca cola at 10pm seemed brilliant at the time.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 02:38
Didn't you just break up with one?
Yeah. But I like the company.

So tired of this crap sleep cycle. That damn coca cola at 10pm seemed brilliant at the time.
I'm drinking a cherry coke right now.... I shouldn't be... But I am... I need to run tomorrow.

EDIT: Oh... And watching 28 Days Later... I'm doing that too.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 02:43
Where are you at now, Mick? If you can say, that is...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 02:48
Still at work. I won't be back in the US for another week or so assuming all the stars align.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 02:54
Still at work. I won't be back in the US for another week or so assuming all the stars align.

I'm assuming your answer means you can't say where you are? [Coffee]

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 02:55
I'm assuming your answer means you can't say where you are? [Coffee]


Talking specifics is a bad habit to get into. ;)

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 02:58
Talking specifics is a bad habit to get into. ;)

Such a mysterious person you are, Mr. Mick...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:00
Always be the grey man. [blah-blah] :D

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:05
Always be the grey man. [blah-blah] :D


You should write a book about that...

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:08
With only 845 posts I don't think you would have much to say though......

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:08
You know what the difference between a war story and a fairy tale is?

A fairy tale starts "A long time ago in a land far, far, away" and a war story starts "No shit, there I was". Other than that they're both mostly nonsense. ;)

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:11
You know what the difference between a war story and a fairy tale is?

A fairy tale starts "A long time ago in a land far, far, away" and a war story starts "No shit, there I was". Other than that they're both mostly nonsense. ;)

I didn't mean a book about war stories... I meant a book about being the grey man.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:13
I didn't mean a book about war stories... I meant a book about being the grey man.


Ah.

Don't dress or act like an asshole and don't talk too much. Pretty easy. [Coffee]

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:16
Ah.

Don't dress or act like an asshole and don't talk too much. Pretty easy. [Coffee]

Easy. But boring. Live a little.... Funny I'm saying that to a person like you. I'm sure you've lived.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:20
I think I'm going to go on a hike Sunday or Tuesday morning... I've got that interview Monday... I'm nervous as hell...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:20
Easy. But boring. Live a little.... Funny I'm saying that to a person like you. I'm sure you've lived.


I guess I've had a few interesting moments so far.

So what happened with your girl? I thought you were hunting proposal advice not long ago.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:22
I think I'm going to go on a hike Sunday or Tuesday morning... I've got that interview Monday... I'm nervous as hell...


Which interview? I must have missed that post.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:22
I guess I've had a few interesting moments so far.

So what happened with your girl? I thought you were hunting proposal advice not long ago.

I was.... I may have rushed that a bit...

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:23
Which interview? I must have missed that post.

I didn't say anything about it, I don't think... Job interview with a federal organization....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:25
Look at all the shit 10mm-man has in his sig... I mean fuck.. The man should pay me for each post with all this crap in here.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:25
I didn't say anything about it, I don't think... Job interview with a federal organization....


Well good luck.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:26
I wonder if I can get to 3,400 posts tonight.... I only need 30 more...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 03:28
I have faith in you. [Beer]

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 03:51
I have faith in you. [Beer]

Maybe... I talked with the damn janitors for too long... I'm not going to finish my movie.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:00
I don't think I would really mind working for the Federalies... Plus, training out of state doesn't sound like such a bad time...

Sleep, learn, lift weights, sleep, learn, lift weights, sleep....

The whole thing sounds like a ton of fun. Almost like a 3 week vacation. I mean, when else can you spend 3 weeks in another state while getting paid?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:04
Then again, I guess if you're having to learn and train and shit it's not really a vacation...

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:07
Oh well. It's still 3 weeks away... Could be fun... They positioned the training facility perfect.... 1 hour from Savannah, GA and 1 hour from Jacksonville, FL.... Might make more sense to drive in than fly.... No. No... Fly in.. stay on post... save cash...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 04:10
I guess it would depend on whether they would pay you for mileage. For a three week course I prefer my own transportation. If they'll pay you for mileage (I think the fed rate is $.55/mile) it might be worth it to take your own car. You can still stay on the facility and save money. But if you want to go somewhere you don't have to bum rides.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 04:12
What movie were you working on?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:16
So! Who's bored?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:17
I guess it would depend on whether they would pay you for mileage. For a three week course I prefer my own transportation. If they'll pay you for mileage (I think the fed rate is $.55/mile) it might be worth it to take your own car. You can still stay on the facility and save money. But if you want to go somewhere you don't have to bum rides.
I wouldn't bum a ride... I would probably take a cab....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:18
What movie were you working on?

28 Days Later.... I bum movies off who ever brings them... I never bring my own. Too much hassle.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:20
I love how this dating site is matching me with girls that I share nothing in common with.... Yeah... The big, tattooed, bald dude is going to get along GREAT with the little blonde girl who has never been in the woods....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:21
And this girl..... "Tattoos are a plus. But if you don't have them it's ok!" The chick has ONE tattoo... And it's a tramp stamp. Tattooed she is not.....

Speaking of tattoos... Maybe I'll go get my other one this weekend.....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:23
I'm going to hit the weights hard tomorrow.... Maybe I'll double team it.... Early before work and on my lunch...

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 04:26
Two-a-days. Good for when you're feeling a little masochistic.

Mick-Boy
08-17-2013, 04:28
I tried the site "plenty of fish" a few years back. It was OK for a couple of hook ups but definitely no one I wanted to see long term.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:29
The same girl's profile says to make her laugh.... I sent her this joke... I expect her to be doubled over with pains in her sides and tears in her eyes from laughing so hard....


A man walks into a bar with a giraffe... They both get drunk and the giraffe falls over... The man gets up to leave and the barkeep says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"

The man says, "That's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:29
I tried the site "plenty of fish" a few years back. It was OK for a couple of hook ups but definitely no one I wanted to see long term.

How did you know that's what site I was on?! Are you stalking me, sir?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:40
I gotta remember I'm getting old and can't hang out with the little 18 year olds on there.....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:42
My triceps are still sore from Thursday night.....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:45
I need to get some new club music... Makes the morning more fun.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-17-2013, 04:46
13 more posts for 3,400..... Wooooo!!!!