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Oh, and those Benelli M4's are bad ass!
Great-Kazoo
06-24-2013, 09:43
I'm a slacker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OhUxj8Fewc
Great-Kazoo
06-24-2013, 09:44
Oh, and those Benelli M4's are bad ass!
I know where a Super 90 is that's available.
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 10:08
HEY! I'll be back to whore in a few minutes :)
ZERO THEORY
06-24-2013, 11:16
http://i.imgur.com/gdIzzMj.png
I know where a Super 90 is that's available.
Somhow that does not surprise me. Need a second job..:(
Great-Kazoo
06-24-2013, 11:57
Somhow that does not surprise me. Need a second job..:(
You need PACA for all your financing needs. No credit , NO PROBLEM
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 11:59
whew things can get busy around here in a hurry!
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:06
12:06 and lots of whoring to do!
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:07
Maybe I can get to 3800 by tonight?
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:10
Wow, some people I work with are incredibly incompetent. I guess that's what happens when you work for Uncle Sam... [facepalm]
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:23
and some people are just a little "special". [Bang]
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:24
48 more posts to go!
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 12:26
Okaty, I'm going to go browse the other threads and see if I can be productive. brb
Great-Kazoo
06-24-2013, 14:05
Stop
Making Sense.
The other driver is challenging the statement, she now says she had a green arrow. At the time of the crash, we both had yellow, and she explicitly said to me that she was just following the people ahead of her who were going.
Great-Kazoo
06-24-2013, 18:52
The other driver is challenging the statement, she now says she had a green arrow. At the time of the crash, we both had yellow, and she explicitly said to me that she was just following the people ahead of her who were going.
She can shout Hallelujah from the pulpit, she was given a ticket, she's at fault. if she wants to really push it, tell your ins co they should check her cell ph. betcha she was on it at the time of the accident :)
GilpinGuy
06-24-2013, 19:15
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/PS_1064_HONEY_BADGER_zps7ba6ca3a.jpg
JM Ver. 2.0
06-24-2013, 19:18
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/25/4yjyzype.jpg
Mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
TheBelly
06-24-2013, 20:06
I have three potentially expensive hobbies: motorcycles, golf, and guns. There's really only one question to answer....
how much could I get for my Harley to buy more guns?
HoneyBadger
06-24-2013, 20:26
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/PS_1064_HONEY_BADGER_zps7ba6ca3a.jpg
Awesome!!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/25/4yjyzype.jpg
Mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Even moar awesome!
I have three potentially expensive hobbies: motorcycles, golf, and guns. There's really only one question to answer....
how much could I get for my Harley to buy more guns?
A lot more than the golf cart :)
TheBelly
06-24-2013, 20:55
A lot more than the golf cart :)
Here's my golf cart: http://www.amazon.com/Tour-Gear-3-Wheel-Push-Cart/dp/B004I4FRZW
Here's my golf cart: http://www.amazon.com/Tour-Gear-3-Wheel-Push-Cart/dp/B004I4FRZW
Now that you can adapt to carry a few of your rifles.I do believe they make such a cart for trap shooters..
UrbanWolf
06-24-2013, 21:59
Hot times infinity = HotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHotHo tHotHotHotHot
UrbanWolf
06-24-2013, 22:13
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/25/4yjyzype.jpg
Mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
I WANNNNT!!!!!!!!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZdYCF10dhKA/UGBDcWyv0qI/AAAAAAAAAZg/slh-0mUqKhI/s1600/Sauron+Eye.jpg
That's my mag he took a pic of.
I want to say 'fuck you' to triggerhappy, I now want a 300blk
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
OtterbatHellcat
06-24-2013, 23:04
Howdy whores...
Why is HB bustin my balls again for language?
I speeled everything correctly.
OtterbatHellcat
06-24-2013, 23:05
I think I did anyway.
OtterbatHellcat
06-24-2013, 23:08
I really appreciated going back to work today.....putting up with unorganized horse shit and unexpected bull shit, while employee X has yet another free day jerking off, while the rest of us are busting our collective asses off.
I really appreciated going back to work today.....putting up with unorganized horse shit and unexpected bull shit, while employee X has yet another free day jerking off, while the rest of us are busting our collective asses off.
That IS why it's called work-you have to work hard at not choking anybody..
OtterbatHellcat
06-24-2013, 23:14
That is all.
Pissed off and heading to bed now.
I hope you're not the asshole blocking the fast lane on the way in to work tomorrow. I'm likely to just drive you into the median or the ditch, and flip you off while you're car is spinning in circles before impact.
Oooohmmmmmm
Oooohmmmmmm
*relaxo therapy*
Goodnight whores.
OtterbatHellcat
06-24-2013, 23:16
LOL Zteknik
Peace, brotherses.
*waves goodnight*
JM Ver. 2.0
06-24-2013, 23:20
Bought me a tacticool vest today..... it's for sale.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/25/a4ume7u6.jpg
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Not bad J.M.
What make is it?
Hell I have enough vests for every day of the week and for different terrain..
Cept I'm missing one in winter pattern :(
That is all.
Pissed off and heading to bed now.
I hope you're not the asshole blocking the fast lane on the way in to work tomorrow. I'm likely to just drive you into the median or the ditch, and flip you off while you're car is spinning in circles before impact.
Oooohmmmmmm
Oooohmmmmmm
*relaxo therapy*
Goodnight whores.
Peace out Bro!
I would start driving a plow truck with spikes and a evil smiley face on the blade!![Coffee]
JM, I've been waiting like 6 months to ask you how your contacts are treating you.
Also, tonight on my run I:
-Got lost
-Tripped on the curb
-Fell on the ground
-Skinned my knee
-Spilled my gun
-Ran by a drug deal
It was a pretty entertaining run.
hurley842002
06-24-2013, 23:41
JM, I've been waiting like 6 months to ask you how your contacts are treating you.
Also, tonight on my run I:
-Got lost
-Tripped on the curb
-Fell on the ground
-Skinned my knee
-Spilled my gun
-Ran by a drug deal
It was a pretty entertaining run.
Sounds exciting! What part of town?
JM, I've been waiting like 6 months to ask you how your contacts are treating you.
Also, tonight on my run I:
-Got lost
-Tripped on the curb
-Fell on the ground
-Skinned my knee
-Spilled my gun
-Ran by a drug deal
It was a pretty entertaining run.
Sounds like P.T. we did in Panama,or was it Washington??[LOL]
UrbanWolf
06-24-2013, 23:46
http://youtu.be/AGohAADcukE
Not really as ghetto as it sounds. Between 88th and Thronton Pkwy near Washington.
http://youtu.be/AGohAADcukE
LOL![LOL]
Looks like something my old unit would do-who knows he could have been in 3rd Bde
JM Ver. 2.0
06-24-2013, 23:55
Not bad J.M.
What make is it?
Hell I have enough vests for every day of the week and for different terrain..
Cept I'm missing one in winter pattern :(
I donno. Got it at the Goodwill.
JM, I've been waiting like 6 months to ask you how your contacts are treating you.
Also, tonight on my run I:
-Got lost
-Tripped on the curb
-Fell on the ground
-Skinned my knee
-Spilled my gun
-Ran by a drug deal
It was a pretty entertaining run.
I hardly wear them.
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
Amazing some of the stuff you can find at Goodwill.
buffalobo
06-25-2013, 04:49
Coffee is ready.
Sent from my DROID Pro using Tapatalk 2
Or....Is it good morning Whores?
Gave up coffee for tea, years ago. Not sure why actually.
Back to work after 5 days off, this is gonna be fun.
Although some new office toys have come in.
Few new PC's and some 27 inch monitors...
[Ban1]
Time to run.....Be safe all.
BuffCyclist
06-25-2013, 08:28
Mornin' ho's!
Still waiting for doc to call me back, called yesterday and left a message with receptionist. Calling back when they open to see if it'd be easier if I just made an appointment. Would take them less than 1min to call and either say, its serious come in and lets talk about it, or its not serious so quit cher bitchin'!
drift_g35
06-25-2013, 08:47
Does anyone else hate people who dont give a shit about the end result of a product? I have a guy that is supposed to be the Chief architect and he doesnt care about any of our clients. Drives me crazy!
JM Ver. 2.0
06-25-2013, 08:57
I can't feel my face!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst part of dentist visits.
Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.
BuffCyclist
06-25-2013, 09:16
Well, finally got something. They told me to make an appointment.
If they had told me that on Friday, I would have already found out the results, but NOOOOooooo, they have to act like its something she can just talk with me on the phone about and an appointment isn't necessary. [facepalm]
Oh well, I'll finally get some answers at 4:15pm. Ya know, because its not like they've already made me wait since Thursday, now I have to wait all day too. [Rant2]
BuffCyclist
06-25-2013, 09:24
Oh yea, have I mentioned how much I hate the smell of forest fire?!
Smoke from a fire west of me (far away) arrived last night around 1am, woke me and my Fiancee up and we couldn't sleep the rest of the night due to choking. Worst part is that evaporative coolers suck in that smoke smell and continue to bring it in. Its either smoke smell, or the house gets up to 85deg in a matter of hours.
3beansalad
06-25-2013, 09:24
Nasty bike ride down range on FCC yesterday afternoon.... hot as hell and then the smoke poured in! At least I can walk today.
Does anyone else hate people who dont give a shit about the end result of a product? I have a guy that is supposed to be the Chief architect and he doesnt care about any of our clients. Drives me crazy!
Most that I have dealt with are Premadonna's, and could give a shit about anything other then making a name for themselves. They have WAY to much power over the job.
Uhm.....Dead since 11:49 am?
BuffCyclist
06-25-2013, 19:48
Well fun fun fun!
Effusion of the lateral meniscus, medial meniscus, MCL, LCL. I gone and done fukkered up my knee.
Was referred to a specialist who will most likely want to drain the fluid, then do an MRI followed by some good ol' fashioned PT. [facepalm]
Well fun fun fun!
Effusion of the lateral meniscus, medial meniscus, MCL, LCL. I gone and done fukkered up my knee.
Was referred to a specialist who will most likely want to drain the fluid, then do an MRI followed by some good ol' fashioned PT. [facepalm]
:(
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 20:34
That sucks dude. Been there done that, got the zippers to prove it.
What up who-ers!
Well fun fun fun!
Effusion of the lateral meniscus, medial meniscus, MCL, LCL. I gone and done fukkered up my knee.
Was referred to a specialist who will most likely want to drain the fluid, then do an MRI followed by some good ol' fashioned PT. [facepalm]
Ouch! I suffer from old paratrooper knees so I feel your pain Bro.
Heal well..
That sucks dude. Been there done that, got the zippers to prove it.
What up who-ers!
How was the field trip??
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 20:46
It sucked the fat one dude. Had a day and a half home and I'm back out for a 24. While I was away, my DD shit a tranny, Jeep stopped running right and the wife didn't mow the lawn. What a week. Still interested in our plan. You hear from J?
Great-Kazoo
06-25-2013, 20:48
Ouch! I suffer from old paratrooper knees so I feel your pain Bro.
Heal well..
That's what you upstaters call it[LOL]
That's what you upstaters call it[LOL]Well since this is a Whore thread ...[Coffee]
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 20:58
IF only we had a "badlands" section.
BuffCyclist
06-25-2013, 21:08
:(
Pretty sure thats what my face did when my doc mentioned the words MCL, LCL, lateral meniscus and medial meniscus all in the same sentence. Nothing that a few beers can't fix...
Oh wait...
That sucks dude. Been there done that, got the zippers to prove it.
What up who-ers!
That it does, I'm hoping its nothing too serious, but either way, I'll have a [pileoshit]ton of problems down the road.
Ouch! I suffer from old paratrooper knees so I feel your pain Bro.
Heal well..
Ouch, luckily mine is only one knee, but still, its painful.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:13
Not really as ghetto as it sounds. Between 88th and Thronton Pkwy near Washington.
I don't why it hit me the way it did, but I laughed my ass off when I read this post.
Just struck me out of nowhere, I grew up in that area.....seen a lot of changes in that area over the years, more are coming too.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:14
Sorry about your prognosis BC......that sucks.
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 22:19
The good news is that knee surgeries have come a long way. What used to require to zippers, a graft, 2 drain bags and a year of recover is now much simpler with quicker recovery. Doesn't decrease the pain any though.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:23
I had a really shitty day at work, carry over from yesterday......fucks a lot.
Got the damn car running though.....no help from shitty diagrams and pinpoint tests from "up to date" All Data, AND the ford website system. Yeah, "do this, then do that".... NOT.
FYI...anyone dealing with an E series Cutaway V-10 that cranks but does not start, with no codes....verify all your basic shit with fuses and relays first as usual, but when you get to verifying power and ground to the fuel tank sender/fuel pump.... the ground for the pump comes from a piece of shit *fuel control module*. Fifteen dollar part from a ford dealer....mounted on the left frame rail fore axle.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:24
Howdy Mike.
TheBelly
06-25-2013, 22:28
I had a really shitty day at work, carry over from yesterday......fucks a lot.
Got the damn car running though.....no help from shitty diagrams and pinpoint tests from "up to date" All Data, AND the ford website system. Yeah, "do this, then do that".... NOT.
FYI...anyone dealing with an E series Cutaway V-10 that cranks but does not start, with no codes....verify all your basic shit with fuses and relays first as usual, but when you get to verifying power and ground to the fuel tank sender/fuel pump.... the ground for the pump comes from a piece of shit *fuel control module*. Fifteen dollar part from a ford dealer....mounted on the left frame rail fore axle.
This is why I'm not a mechanic.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:29
Howdy Belly...
Yeah, it's not for everybody, that's for sure.
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 22:32
Hey Otter.. how goes life? Belly, you wanna come over and diagnose my SBC? Or maybe you can help me find a 5spd TDI tranny for an 06 Jetta. Either task is stupid frustrating.
I had a really shitty day at work, carry over from yesterday......fucks a lot.
Got the damn car running though.....no help from shitty diagrams and pinpoint tests from "up to date" All Data, AND the ford website system. Yeah, "do this, then do that".... NOT.
FYI...anyone dealing with an E series Cutaway V-10 that cranks but does not start, with no codes....verify all your basic shit with fuses and relays first as usual, but when you get to verifying power and ground to the fuel tank sender/fuel pump.... the ground for the pump comes from a piece of shit *fuel control module*. Fifteen dollar part from a ford dealer....mounted on the left frame rail fore axle.
I've had them days.And after a few days of it they come out with a TSB and you loose your ass on it.
You ever get in a bind with a Ford drop me a line,I work at a dealer.. ;)
This is why I'm not a mechanic.
I'd rather work on guns..No flat rate pay there..
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:38
Take care of the timing belt on that Jetta Mike..... you'd best replace it before you get to 50K.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:39
Howdy Zteknik.
All I did today was play lubetech all day...Friggin whole day of nothing but waiters...[Mad]
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:42
I've had them days.And after a few days of it they come out with a TSB and you loose your ass on it.
You ever get in a bind with a Ford drop me a line,I work at a dealer.. ;)
Thank you, brother......that is pretty cool for you to offer that.
And I didn't break 7 hrs!!
I've had them days.And after a few days of it they come out with a TSB and you loose your ass on it.
You ever get in a bind with a Ford drop me a line,I work at a dealer.. ;)
Thank you, brother......that is pretty cool for you to offer that.
Professional courtesy my friend.
With the way they make up some of the book times up we gotta help each other out.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:49
I appreciate it Zteknik.
It is professional and courtesy indeed.
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 22:54
5:00 am comes just a little bit sooner than I would like it to.......from Monday to Friday mornings at least.
Goodnight Whore-master-Flashes.
5:00 am comes just a little bit sooner than I would like it to.......from Monday to Friday mornings at least.
Goodnight Whore-master-Flashes.
That it does.
With that time for me to hit the rack as well.
See you Ho's later-leave the light on ;)
OtterbatHellcat
06-25-2013, 23:01
Peace Ho's.
:)
USAFGopherMike
06-25-2013, 23:27
Take care of the timing belt on that Jetta Mike..... you'd best replace it before you get to 50K.
Been there done that. It's at 145k now. Other than two blown EGR Coolers and now this smoked tranny.. which will also lead to a clutch and DMF, it was a good car til a week ago.
So, completely aside from relaxing on my usually great budgeting, and spending much more than I should have, we ran into about $800 worth of unexpected expenses. Now I'm torn between the feelings of, "I just had to shell out $800 that I didn't see coming!" and "I just had to shell out $800 that I didn't see coming, BUT, I paid it ALL, and was able to continue on as usual by the next pay check!"
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 04:33
Belly, you wanna come over and diagnose my SBC? Or maybe you can help me find a 5spd TDI tranny for an 06 Jetta.
Is this fixed now?
the first thing I would look for is to see what other models use that same transmission. I'm assuming pretty much all the MK5 (2006 is a MK5, right?) TDi have the same transmission?
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 04:38
http://www.jimellisvwparts.com/products/Volkswagen-VW/2006/Jetta/5-speed-manual-transmission-for-vehicles-with-diesel-engine--MANUALTRANSMISSIO/5153775/0A4300045-X.html
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/6388f383.jpg
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 06:49
http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/thebelly925/68BF53EA-CC5D-4E59-8666-0823B5B00A6C-7272-000003D3C138A075_zps5af614e7.jpg
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/6388f383.jpg
That's nice! Here's my old one
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8057/8286928737_d69dfe1d90_z.jpg
92 gti g60 swap
That's nice! Here's my old one
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8057/8286928737_d69dfe1d90_z.jpg
92 gti g60 swap
[Alrigh]
drift_g35
06-26-2013, 08:17
Obligatory 1911 picture for page 1911.
http://www.evike.com/images/large/GP_WE_KnightHawk_lg.jpg
JM Ver. 2.0
06-26-2013, 08:24
Obligatory 1911 picture for page 1911.
http://www.evike.com/images/large/GP_WE_KnightHawk_lg.jpg
Posts per page fail..... :(
USAFGopherMike
06-26-2013, 09:52
Dub love. Yeah, it's a MKV, but the TDI used a different tranny to withstand the torque of the TD (withstand it, it did not apparently). My mechanic has been working v-dubs for 18 years and he says that this tranny and motor are basically a ticking timebomb. Lots of problems. After I fix it, I'll probably drive it for 6 more months then sell it.
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 09:52
Obligatory 1911 picture for page 1911.
http://www.evike.com/images/large/GP_WE_KnightHawk_lg.jpg
You want to know who is NOT a true post whore... [facepalm]
[LOL]
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 10:17
Oh yea, and mornin' ho's!
USAFGopherMike
06-26-2013, 10:19
Moi-Moi!!
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 10:19
Dub love. Yeah, it's a MKV, but the TDI used a different tranny to withstand the torque of the TD (withstand it, it did not apparently). My mechanic has been working v-dubs for 18 years and he says that this tranny and motor are basically a ticking timebomb. Lots of problems. After I fix it, I'll probably drive it for 6 more months then sell it.
Stop driving it like you stole it. Normal driving, man!
Didn't that link give you the right item?
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 10:20
wait... what engine is it? what code?
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 10:59
Posts per page fail..... :(
Yep! Master post whores have it set to 40 ppp (Posts Per Page)
JM Ver. 2.0
06-26-2013, 11:00
Yep! Master post whores have it set to 40 ppp (Posts Per Page)
50ppp on Tapatalk... Master Mobile Whore.
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 11:02
lotsa work to do today! Not much time for whoring!
JM Ver. 2.0
06-26-2013, 11:03
This includes the 90 day ban. Still over 5 PPD.
Total Posts: 2,567
Posts Per Day: 6.21
3beansalad
06-26-2013, 11:05
Impressive, I need to work less.
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 11:13
50ppp on Tapatalk... Master Mobile Whore.
Nice... I'm not willing to pay for an app that will encourage me to spend more time on the forum while I'm not at my desk and when I should be doing other things.. ;)
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 11:51
Total Posts 3,773
Posts Per Day 7.70
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 12:01
I abhore the DMV.
"Save time and renew online!". Okay, sure why not.
1 month later, still haven't received my registration. Call them up.
MVD: "Okay, it was sent to this address ...".
Me: "That's not right, I lived there 2 years ago. That's where the registration renewal was sent as well, but the USPS forwarded it to me. When I renewed online, it asked for a change of address so I updated my address. Also, I sent in the official Change of Address forms to the State MVD office in March, 2011 and Feb, 2012. You apparently haven't processed those yet."
MVD: "Hmm, yea okay, why don't you come in [and waste the rest of your day waiting in line] and see me."
Me: "Okay, see you in a couple of hours".
(He was going to be gone for lunch from 12-2pm. WTF! How does ANYONE get a 2 hour lunch break?! )
I'll be bringing in the titles to all 3 of our vehicles (to get the addresses updated), as well as a form to update my Fiancee's driver's license address, and make sure everything on my driver's license is up-to-date as well.
GAH!
Oh yea, and this is after spending the morning fighting with the worker's comp representative because he is too incompetent to read my email... [rant deleted - not enough cursing]
[fyou]
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/Fields_zps8dff8e8a.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I DONT LIKE HER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:07
gross
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:34
and posting posting posting
dna gnitsop gnitsop gnitsop
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:44
and writing training guidance
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:45
ecnadiug gniniart gnitirw dna
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 12:50
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ?
[Dunno]
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:51
I can count to potato!
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 12:51
I can smell the color 9!
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:06
I can smell the color 9!
LSD is some crazy sh!t, isn't it?
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 14:11
Its a limited slip differential, they're pretty cool...
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:14
Its a limited slip differential, they're pretty cool...
And they can really mess with your head!
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:16
Whew what a day!
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:16
Post whoring? Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:18
my brain is swelling from the stupidity in my office... [Bang]
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:20
Some people honestly don't deserve to be employed...[pileoshit]
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:20
Awwwww chicken fingers!
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:21
...It's what's for lunch.
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:21
What if chicken fingers actually were chicken fingers? There wouldn't be much meat on them...
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 14:22
I've eaten chicken before.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 14:29
I like stressing people out by making them do their jobs.... especially when they have to do them to standard and be complete about it.
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 14:37
And they can really mess with your head!
Especially when you lick them!
What if chicken fingers actually were chicken fingers? There wouldn't be much meat on them...
Kinda like Buffalo Wings? There's no way in hell those tiny ass wings are gonna allow a buffalo to fly. Seriously, do you KNOW how much a buffalo weighs?! [LOL]
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:40
more like chicken claws... [Puke]
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 14:42
Kinda like Buffalo Wings? There's no way in hell those tiny ass wings are gonna allow a buffalo to fly. Seriously, do you KNOW how much a buffalo weighs?! [LOL]
those wings are really spicy. Them dang buffalos drank all the Redbull again and it gave them WINGS!
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 17:41
Limited Slip Differential?
lol
I laughed a few times catching up.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 17:42
Howdy bitches!!!
...I mean Whores, of course.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 17:50
Bummer on the DMV woes, BC.
Irving, it could be worse couldn't it? If your head is still above water, then it's all good until you can catch some breaks. I hope you do brother.
Drink some Yeti's and you will see buffalo fly!!!
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 18:00
Paleo diet?
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 18:03
I've gotta take care of some shit, and get to practicing more keys....highest root down, learning the patterns from the top down (bottom to top as far as the world goes, but not in sound). And actually saying out loud each note as I go, so knowing all the sharps and flats in every key helps, but part of this training is to instill fretboard awareness and note location for the whole bottom end of the neck. Say like knowing where every note is from the nut up to the 7th fret or so.
Jumping into a flat minor key and recognizing the pattern you're in while doing all that shit can be tedious and frustrating, but ya gotta do it if ya really want to know it.
The U.S. News ranking assumed a low-carb version of the paleo diet, specifically containing only 23% carbohydrates.[27] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-27) Higher carbohydrate versions of the paleo diet, which allow for significant consumption of root vegetables,[28] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-isbn1-4051-9771-4-28) were not a part of this ranking.[26] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-usn2012bdo-26)Dr. Loren Cordain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loren_Cordain), a proponent of a low-carbohydrate Paleolithic diet, responded to the U.S. News ranking, stating that their "conclusions are erroneous and misleading" and pointing out that "five studies, four since 2007, have experimentally tested contemporary versions of ancestral human diets and have found them to be superior to Mediterranean diets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_diet), diabetic diets and typical western diets in regards to weight loss, cardiovascular disease risk factors and risk factors for type 2 diabetes."[29] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-29)[30] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-30) The editors of the U.S. News ranking replied that they had reviewed the five studies and found them to be "small and short, making strong conclusions difficult".[31 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-31)
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 18:04
Heya Wax and Belly.
See ya'll later on.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 18:10
I've gotta take care of some shit, and get to practicing more keys....highest root down, learning the patterns from the top down (bottom to top as far as the world goes, but not in sound). And actually saying out loud each note as I go, so knowing all the sharps and flats in every key helps, but part of this training is to instill fretboard awareness and note location for the whole bottom end of the neck. Say like knowing where every note is from the nut up to the 7th fret or so.
Jumping into a flat minor key and recognizing the pattern you're in while doing all that shit can be tedious and frustrating, but ya gotta do it if ya really want to know it.
Now do that without any landmarks like.....frets. (I played violin and viola for a very long time) it's nothing more than learning the geography of the fingerboard, and it just comes with time and practice.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 18:11
The U.S. News ranking assumed a low-carb version of the paleo diet, specifically containing only 23% carbohydrates.[27] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-27) Higher carbohydrate versions of the paleo diet, which allow for significant consumption of root vegetables,[28] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-isbn1-4051-9771-4-28) were not a part of this ranking.[26] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-usn2012bdo-26)Dr. Loren Cordain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loren_Cordain), a proponent of a low-carbohydrate Paleolithic diet, responded to the U.S. News ranking, stating that their "conclusions are erroneous and misleading" and pointing out that "five studies, four since 2007, have experimentally tested contemporary versions of ancestral human diets and have found them to be superior to Mediterranean diets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_diet), diabetic diets and typical western diets in regards to weight loss, cardiovascular disease risk factors and risk factors for type 2 diabetes."[29] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-29)[30] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-30) The editors of the U.S. News ranking replied that they had reviewed the five studies and found them to be "small and short, making strong conclusions difficult".[31 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet#cite_note-31)
Dont care. I had steak for dinner.
I like stressing people out by making them do their jobs.... especially when they have to do them to standard and be complete about it.
We could use you where I work now-some of them complain about why don't they have enough hours-well if they did there job they would do more hours..[Bang]
What if chicken fingers actually were chicken fingers? There wouldn't be much meat on them...
It would give a whole new meaning on giving you the bird...[LOL]
Beautiful day on Arapahoe Pass west of Nederland. :)
I'm really good at this paid vacation stuff.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 19:55
Sleepy wiener.
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 20:27
Brewery's?
Brewery = Beeratory
Because brewery is too hard to say when you've had a beer and ten times harder to say when you've sober.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 20:34
Sweet mother of old!
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 20:44
I must have missed the post about whatever game it is you guys are playing. I'm really confused.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2013, 20:45
I must have missed the post about whatever game it is you guys are playing. I'm really confused.
No one pm'd you about it ?
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 20:45
I must have missed the post about whatever game it is you guys are playing. I'm really confused.
Brown blanket.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 20:50
Brown blanket.
Brown.
TheBelly
06-26-2013, 20:51
I just quote-ceptioned myself.
BuffCyclist
06-26-2013, 21:21
No one pm'd you about it ?
Nope, definitely didn't receive that PM...
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 21:28
Nope, definitely didn't receive that PM...
Orange bananahat.
Purple madumbas...[Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2013, 22:09
Purple madumbas...[Coffee]
Green aligators and long neck geese, some humpty backed camels and chimpanzee's
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2013, 22:10
Nope, definitely didn't receive that PM...
I'll talk to the boys and it will not happen again, maybe.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2013, 22:11
Some cats and rats and ELEPHANTS
Sure as their Born
The funniest of them all was
The Unicorn.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:19
Now do that without any landmarks like.....frets. (I played violin and viola for a very long time) it's nothing more than learning the geography of the fingerboard, and it just comes with time and practice.
Yes, Master. My hat is off to you, Sir, and very cool you know it. No matter how difficult some of these things I'm doing have seemed, I refuse to not do it because it's hard. I really do enjoy the idea of where I'll be after I know all this stuff.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:20
The Unicorn.
I hope they fix his car in a mannerly fashion....without any bullshit.
JMBD2112
06-26-2013, 22:22
there's a pterodactyl in our kitchen....
there's a pterodactyl in our kitchen....
Tastes like chicken...
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:25
Only two workdays until the end of the week.
Then I'll be able to blow most of the weekend doing stuff around the property here. I might be 45, but I still have some learning to do about living life easier....less hassle....more time...etc.
I'll figure it out one of these days, and then I'll be an old man crappin' my pants.
lol
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:27
Hey there JMB and Zteknik.
Hey there JMB and Zteknik.
Heya Bro!
Yup only 2 more days..
I feel like I'm missing out on summer though.To beat by the weekend to have any ambition to do stuff.
But I cant let all that great outdoors that Colorado has to offer go to waste..
Might make a trip to the flea market to poke around for any goodies.I need to find myself a decent air compressor.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:34
It's that time again........
Goodnight Whores.
*sprays some glue into Jims locker handle*
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 22:37
It's that time again........
Goodnight Whores.
*sprays some glue into Jims locker handle*
Just askin' to get his lunch money taken!
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:38
Hell, man.........Good stuff can be found at the flea markets, and at some garage sales. Good luck in your searching.
I gotta get my ass heading to bed at this time though. That alarm clock really pisses me off sometimes.
....well, most of the time....
....well........ALL of the time, really.
Later.
OtterbatHellcat
06-26-2013, 22:41
Just askin' to get his lunch money taken!
Oh Hell......I can't leave without sayin'...........
Yeah, maybe........but even if I get my ass kicked, I might earn some respect at the same time.
All in fun anyways.
HoneyBadger
06-26-2013, 22:41
I gotta go to bed too. I'm waking up early and taking the day off work to help a friend sift through the remains of his house in Black Forest. :(
I gotta go to bed too. I'm waking up early and taking the day off work to help a friend sift through the remains of his house in Black Forest. :(
Sorry to hear, hope he is able to find some of his items. Very sad to hear this.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2013, 22:50
Only two workdays until the end of the week.
Then I'll be able to blow most of the weekend doing stuff around the property here. I might be 45, but I still have some learning to do about living life easier....less hassle....more time...etc.
I'll figure it out one of these days, and then I'll be an old man crappin' my pants.
lol
You don't need to be old to crap in your pantalones.
It's my Friday....yahooooo
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 05:09
Go home, wax.. You're drunk!
Great-Kazoo
06-27-2013, 06:49
It's my Friday....yahooooo
it's my range day, time to road test the 22 lever action
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 07:17
it's my range day, time to road test the 22 lever action
At $3 per trigger squeeze, don't spend too much out there!
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 07:19
You don't need to be old to crap in your pantalones.
Truth.
Great-Kazoo
06-27-2013, 07:43
At $3 per trigger squeeze, don't spend too much out there!
Haven't purchased 22 at any price over $20-25 per 525 in years. You'd be surprised what some folks have at garage sales.
Just heard from my insurance agent.
Estimated damage to the car is $5,696.83
My deductible is $250
They'll have it until probably next weekend.
They are replacing the front bumper assembly, the hood, the hood latch and one of the hinges, and the left headlight.
They are repairing both fenders and the radiator support
They are also replacing the plastic underside shields and a frame rail extension
They are going to throw the car on a rack to verify the frame isn't damaged.
http://i.imgur.com/3Ix1vxSh.jpg
That is in outrage!!! Tell them to shush, that shit will buff right out.... $100 for a good buffer and you'll be set!
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 14:02
Haven't purchased 22 at any price over $20-25 per 525 in years. You'd be surprised what some folks have at garage sales.
maybe I need to hit up the garage sales this weekend, then.
kawiracer14
06-27-2013, 14:29
TEBOW!
47 knows how to party
http://i.imgur.com/sYF0Mok.jpg
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 16:59
Howdy bitches.
HB, that is really cool for you to help your friend today.........very sad deal I'm sure. I hope he kept it together, and if he didn't, I hope you helped him through it. That would be a hard to help someone with.
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:03
Pants crapping stories?.. Yeah I got one.
My garage is like 40 yards from the house.....I was out there, knew I had something brewing, finished some stuff and realized the mistake of my ways. I started towards the house quickly, but just couldn't make it up the steps and into the house before bad things started happening to me.
I had a sad that day.
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:05
Ridge, I hope they fix your car properly. Did they give you a loaner until your ride is ready to go?
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:08
League night......we're 19th playing 2nd place tonight. Prolly gonna get our asses handed to us.
Hell, I did pretty good last Saturday night...in the damn dark with the sound system cranked up...might be okay.
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 17:11
Just got done narrating a ceremony.
Glad to know my skills are being put to good use.
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:12
I totally spaced out Top Shot last night....dumbass. I heard Gabby went home though, too bad, she's a cool lady I think.
See you fellers later.
Peace.
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:12
Oh hey Belly, what ceremony did you narrate?
Splain.
OtterbatHellcat
06-27-2013, 17:19
Gotta run, I'll be back later and hopefully we will have won some points tonight. I hope the wif is on tonight, we'll need it.
TheBelly
06-27-2013, 20:06
Oh hey Belly, what ceremony did you narrate?
Splain.
We had a little group redeploy back to Merica from A-Stan, and this was their welcome home ceremony.
Great-Kazoo
06-27-2013, 21:30
Pants crapping stories?.. Yeah I got one.
My garage is like 40 yards from the house.....I was out there, knew I had something brewing, finished some stuff and realized the mistake of my ways. I started towards the house quickly, but just couldn't make it up the steps and into the house before bad things started happening to me.
I had a sad that day.
So your new name should be otterSCATcat.. OH MODS.......................
Ridge, I hope they fix your car properly. Did they give you a loaner until your ride is ready to go?
Insurance doesn't cover loaner. I'm keeping receipts, can maybe get it repaid by the other driver's insurance. Insurance agent said July 6th, but the shop called me direct later and said mid to late next week. So maybe a couple days earlier...
Driving a Ford Focus hatchback in the meantime.
http://i.imgur.com/FWoYleph.jpg
Great-Kazoo
06-27-2013, 21:43
Insurance doesn't cover loaner. I'm keeping receipts, can maybe get it repaid by the other driver's insurance. Insurance agent said July 6th, but the shop called me direct later and said mid to late next week. So maybe a couple days earlier...
Driving a Ford Focus hatchback in the meantime.
http://i.imgur.com/FWoYleph.jpg
These cars you rent and drive, why not have the mazda painted pink and be done with it. You'll be the dog of denver rollin in a pink car. The guys will give you shit but, the ladies will be all over you. Especially when you tell them, your dedication to the cure (as should everyone's) is that serious, why a pink ribbon when you can go all out.
Ridge, give me a ring (PM) with any claims questions. Rental is pretty cheap to put onto a policy, so look into it when you can.
Ridge, give me a ring (PM) with any claims questions. Rental is pretty cheap to put onto a policy, so look into it when you can.
Thanks, Irving
These cars you rent and drive, why not have the mazda painted pink and be done with it. You'll be the dog of denver rollin in a pink car. The guys will give you shit but, the ladies will be all over you. Especially when you tell them, your dedication to the cure (as should everyone's) is that serious, why a pink ribbon when you can go all out.
Well, Jim. I just feel I don't need an F-350 Super Duty with a Power Stroke diesel, extended cab and longbed to drive myself to work and home again.
USAFGopherMike
06-27-2013, 23:36
wait... what engine is it? what code?
BRM PD I believe. I think the tranny code is GQQ. Has to be from a 2005.5-06 TDI.
So your new name should be otterSCATcat.. OH MODS.......................
^^^^^^^^^^+1^^^^^^^^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w
TheBelly
06-28-2013, 08:45
BRM PD I believe. I think the tranny code is GQQ. Has to be from a 2005.5-06 TDI.
http://forums.tdiclub.com/showthread.php?t=266693&page=3
Looks like Google just updated their satellite view of the metro area. It's much more.....brown.
So your new name should be otterSCATcat.. OH MODS.......................
King of the "oh my damn" moment.
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BOB DOLE
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Looks like Google just updated their satellite view of the metro area. It's much more.....brown.
VERY recent, maybe an special flyover due to the fires?
I haven't looked further out, but there are things now visible on my property that weren't in that spot two weeks ago.
VERY recent, maybe an special flyover due to the fires?
I haven't looked further out, but there are things now visible on my property that weren't in that spot two weeks ago.
Based on the parking lot where I work, it was taken on a Saturday (only a handful of cars, mine isn't among them, which rules out a Sunday)
But then again, I see my old car in Aurora.
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 16:14
Oh noooooooo.
scat?....really?
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 16:17
I'm gonna be gettin' me a Bushmaster 90828 tomorrow.
Bummer that magpul ceased CO sales on Wednesday of this week.
Got a buddy that has more than he needs, and is kind enough to sell me some of his. Nice to have buddies.
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 17:31
On a related note, I had Carls Jr. for lunch today, and I'm really hoping I can gross my wife out with some of these farts before the inevitable dump.
ha ha.
I had a $25 room service burger with Gorgonzola cheese the other day and was all like [Gas1]and [Gas2] and[Faint]
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 17:39
Going for a bicycle ride tomorrow.... ok. I'd rather take a trail somewhere around here for a few hours..... but nooOOOOoooo.... the grand plan is to drive the bikes all the fucking way over to I-70 and Youngfield...and THEN go for a few hour bike ride.
I have shit to do here, and practice I need to do. I'll take one for the team and just shut up and do it.....and be nice. Besides, I DO like getting laid, and some other stuff.
The list of *I'd rathers* involves a whole lot of different scenarios in my mind.
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 17:42
Heya Brutal...
It's always fun to be at work.....and lay one down, and then say "hey Harry, come here, I need your help for a second".
That is funny shit right there.
OtterbatHellcat
06-28-2013, 18:08
The utility locator dude finally showed up today........I might have some new trees placed tomorrow, but more likely on Monday.
I regret not having planted more trees when we moved in here 20 years ago.
hurley842002
06-28-2013, 23:37
Holy keyboard battle in the feedback section!
Holy keyboard battle in the feedback section!Guessing somebody was over caffeinated!![Coffee]
Locked down, probably better for all parties.
I like to watch the drama unfold tho. :)
Locked down, probably better for all parties.
I like to watch the drama unfold tho. :)
It's opened back up.Would suck though for wulf not being able to get any feedback..
Wonder who did that ;)
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Had to do that stuff from crapatalk, that was a PIA!
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Wonder who did that ;)
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Gremlins....[Coffee]
BOB DOLE just left me a -1 in the feedback! See how liberals are! ;)
Night guys!
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hurley842002
06-29-2013, 00:04
Had to do that stuff from crapatalk, that was a PIA!
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LOL @ crapatalk! I have a love hate with that app. It's the simplest way to browse forums for me, but on the flipside it can be a real PITA, I wouldn't get PM's half the time with the crapatalk 2.
Good morning whores!!
woke up cold for some dammed reason, must have been all the rain me got last night, kinda nice.
I wonder how many of these I can post before I get blocked?
.... Annnnd I am off to start typing as fast as I can.
Says there are 15 guests browsing this thread... Hummm. NSA, Is that you? Bunch of perverts.
How the heck do we have 15 guests viewing the post whore thread?
Nothing to see here.
Hate waking up with allergies.
And going and going and going.
Killer run on the post whore thread for me right now. I am living the dream.
Anybody here get morning farts?
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