The post whore thread.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Saving the thread from the depths of page two again!

[Heep72]

Its late......winkin blinkin and nod.

[wyome]

[Tooth]Hey whores long time no fellow whoring, had to share this with you it's hilarious lol

0r5NIF5d7A0

What language is this in?
And yeah ... she's hot.

[Ridge]

http://i.imgur.com/laueRl.jpg

h4sqiqh1-EM

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

^^^. Wrong thread, please move for ridge to recently purchased thread.

[Ridge]

^^^. Wrong thread, please move for ridge to recently purchased thread.

I almost posted it there, but decided this would be better [ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

http://i.imgur.com/laueRl.jpg


Dude!? I worry about you!! Thats just wrong on sooo many levels!! [Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dude!? I worry about you!! Thats just wrong on sooo many levels!! [Tooth]

Words can not express how much I agree with you.

[02ducky]

http://i.imgur.com/laueRl.jpg

h4sqiqh1-EM



[ROFL1] you didn't.... Right?

Meh, even if you did who cares?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Back to the top from page two!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Back to the top from page two!

[ROFL1] Are we lonely??

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Very.... :-(

[02ducky]

So sad so lonely...

Hoing won't make you feel better.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

But it does help right! [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This is true..... :(

[Ridge]

[ROFL1] you didn't.... Right?

Meh, even if you did who cares?

Nah, I didn't. Someone else did. But it's an airsoft gun, so who cares? [ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Nah, I didn't. Someone else did. But it's an airsoft gun, so who cares? [ROFL1]
But we still worry about you!!! [Help] [Coffee]

[Ridge]

But we still worry about you!!! [Help] [Coffee]

I only do stickers [LOL]

http://i.imgur.com/3JoPsl.jpg

[UncleDave]

How's the ho's?

[zteknik]

Back on watch,had to change the streetlamp bulb on the corner :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I love you guys....

[HoneyBadger]

What's up fellas? Great shootin' with ya yesterday Bob! [Beer]

[Skully]

I love you guys....

post this in the "personals section" man......[Coffee]


BTW when did "Jayock" become "J"? Where the heck have I been, is he like Prince now? [Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

post this in the "personals section" man......[Coffee]


BTW when did "Jayock" become "J"? Where the heck have been, is he like Prince now? [Beer]

Wasn't he "J" first? then "Jayock"? Idk. He's J on the Colorado CCW forum.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

What's up fellas? Great shootin' with ya yesterday Bob! [Beer]

Well hello there, sexy badger..... [LOL] oh who am I kidding? You're not sexy... No. Not at all... You are furry and smell funny. No one likes furry and smelly! [Flower][ROFL1][Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

post this in the "personals section" man......[Coffee]


BTW when did "Jayock" become "J"? Where the heck have I been, is he like Prince now? [Beer]

My girlfriend isn't with me tonight, I'm lonely, I wanna cuddle, and I know where you live.... Don't tempt me with a good time. [Flower][LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

Well hello there, sexy badger..... [LOL] oh who am I kidding? You're not sexy... No. Not at all... You are furry and smell funny. No one likes furry and smelly! [Flower][ROFL1][Beer]

Rar... ;)

I bathed just last week after I woke up from a cobra-venom-induced nap. [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ew. That is so nasty...

[HoneyBadger]

You like my new sig block? [Coffee]

[Skully]

My girlfriend isn't with me tonight, I'm lonely, I wanna cuddle, and I know where you live.... Don't tempt me with a good time. [Flower][LOL]


Well it looks like you already have someone tonight there J....... You know where the honey badger lives? [Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

Nobody knows where HoneyBadger lives... But HoneyBadger knows where YOU live! [ROFL1]

In all seriousness.. I'm a bit of a drive from you, but if you really need a cuddle buddy, I'll wait up for you. That's what this forum is for, right? I got your back man! [LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

I guess I scared everybody away... Last time I invite you into the comfort of my home!

[LOL]

[Skully]

I guess I scared everybody away... Last time I invite you into the comfort of my home!

[LOL]

I distinctly remember you saying: "No one knows where the honey badger lives." So technically NO you didn't invite us to your home. [Coffee]

[ChunkyMonkey]

What a bad finger discipline! And that's why I am posting this educational image of what not to do... yep thats it.

http://imageplay.net/img/tya22285790/brunettes_women_guns_ar15_arma.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I guess I scared everybody away... Last time I invite you into the comfort of my home!

[LOL]

Did you seriously quote me in your Sig?! I feel so.... So.... So loved.... [LOL]

[GilpinGuy]

Did you seriously quote me in your Sig?! I feel so.... So.... So loved.... [LOL]

Loved? These are ho's man.

[HoneyBadger]

Did you seriously quote me in your Sig?! I feel so.... So.... So loved.... [LOL]

It was quoteworthy! [ROFL3]

Where is Bob? he's always up late...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

All of you are whores! You don't love me! You're all whites!!!!!!

[HoneyBadger]

But I invited you over to cuddle...

[HoneyBadger]

alrighty, I'm gonna go build another lower. I'll check back later ho.


[Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

I'm also downloading Arma II so I can play Day Z. Any fans? http://dayzmod.com/

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm also downloading Arma II so I can play Day Z. Any fans? http://dayzmod.com/

I dont even know what that is....[ROFL2]

[HoneyBadger]

I dont even know what that is....[ROFL2]

I just heard about it last week from a coworker... sounds kinda fun to mess around with, so I thought I would give it a try...

[HoneyBadger]

It's 71% downloaded now. :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I found a game a while back... You create a virus... Object is to kill the entire world... Last time I played at work I killed all of Europe... Only country that lived was the US...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh hey! Age Of Empires Online! And it's free!!!! I fucking love this game!!!!!!!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Booooooooo!!!!!!!! Over an hour to download..... :( F this crap!


Edit: Everyone always gives low ratings for not enough rage... Allow me to rage...


[Rant1][Rant1][Rant2][Rant2][Mad][Mad][AR15][UZI][M2][Bang]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh hey. Look at that... Back to 600 posts. Woo!

[Goodburbon]

yep you're whoring it up pretty good in here.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Damn right!

[Dr_Fwd]

Buncha post whores! lol

[blackford76]

Buncha post whores! lol

ouch

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Bunch? Pfft!!! Just me up in here now.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This bastard download has said "1 hour 15 minutes" for the last 45 minutes.

[HoneyBadger]

Not just you. I just finished building my lower and my game is done now. I think I'll try it out. :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

EW!!!!! EW!!!!!!! This show is sick!!!! Dark Matters is a sick show tonight!

Dude is eating poo!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Not just you. I just finished building my lower and my game is done now. I think I'll try it out. :D

F you guy. My game is going way too damn slow. [Rant1]

[zteknik]

Ok I leave ya guys for a bit to take care of biddnes and what happens...

Yea Dave,it was good to get out and shoot for a bit :)
I still need to bring my barrel to BP and have it threaded.Maybe he even has an extra flat top upper ;)

[zteknik]

Jim,we luvya like a readheaded stepchild!!!
I keed of course [Coffee]
Well we do like ya anyway

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Who's Jim?

[zteknik]

Who's Jim?
Ooops I meant JM....[Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I feel loved... Again... :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Survivorman is on now... Dude's in the Amazon Jungle... I'd like to NEVER go there....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dude is COVERED in bugs... BUGS!!!! I hate bugs!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Like spiders.... Spiders are the devil. I hate spiders with a god damn passion...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I donno how Les Stroud does this stuff... Dude is insane. Really. I don't understand why someone would want to do this.

[blackford76]

Like spiders.... Spiders are the devil. I hate spiders with a god damn passion...

I'm no fan of spiders. Seems like we have had more than usual this year. Killed 3 black widows in the basement so far.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I hate this Dragon Speech Recognition software commercial... It's annoying as hell and like, 10 minutes long... Stupid ass lazy people... Why can't they just type... If you're not good at typing, get better. PRACTICE! Lazy...

[blackford76]

I hate this Dragon Speech Recognition software commercial... It's annoying as hell and like, 10 minutes long... Stupid ass lazy people... Why can't they just type... If you're not good at typing, get better. PRACTICE! Lazy...

I think learning to type would be easier than learning dragon. I've played Skyrim, dragon is a harsh language.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Haha. Good point, sir.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Had BBQ Pulled Pork for dinner... Ate too much... Paying for it now... :(

[blackford76]

Had BBQ Pulled Pork for dinner... Ate too much... Paying for it now... :(

Had London broil, gonna have to raid the fridge here in a while...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I think I'm gonna build a still this weekend... Gonna distill some water...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I went into Whole Foods for the first time last night with the girlfriend.... That store is going to be the death of my wallet... Such good food there. Healthy too.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

WOOHOO!!!! My game is done!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Whores!!!!!!!! Unite!!!!!!!!!

[HoneyBadger]

Whores!!!!!!!! Unite!!!!!!!!!

You called? [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You called? [Coffee]

That shit worked? [LOL]

[zteknik]

YOU RANG ????? [Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

YOU RANG ????? [Tooth]

Late to the party. One whore point deduction. [LOL]

[zteknik]

Aw man I missed the cookies again!!!!![Bang]

Better late than never and I like leftovers [Dinner]

[02ducky]

Cookie ho!

[zteknik]

Cookies are like crack yo!!
bIkvMLYmiv8

[02ducky]

The Cookie Monster is the best... True addict.

[zteknik]

I went up to Pikes Peak to do some fishing Sunday and didn't even get a strike!!
We went too late I think and I realy couldnt stay for late night fishing :(

Gonna have to try again next weekend.This time I'll get there at the buttcrack of dawn...
Bluegills and crappie are fun,but I want to land a good size one to fry :D

[SideShow Bob]

This time I'll get there at the buttcrack of dawn...:D

I'm pretty sure that is Tony Orlando's spot..............[ROFL1]

[02ducky]

I go to Quincy Res in Aurora, great lake they are flys and lures only but I have pulled some nice bass and trout out of there. They have a few Tiger muskies too. :). Still haven't caught one and I know I have casted over 10,000 time for one. You ever make it this way let me know and I will take you

[zteknik]

I'm pretty sure that is Tony Orlando's spot..............[ROFL1]
But he knocks 3 times!!![LOL]

[zteknik]

I go to Quincy Res in Aurora, great lake they are flys and lures only but I have pulled some nice bass and trout out of there. They have a few Tiger muskies too. :). Still haven't caught one and I know I have casted over 10,000 time for one. You ever make it this way let me know and I will take you
Yea that would be awsome!!!
That thing would make for a decent fillet!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I like fishin!

[zteknik]

The only fishin I don't do anymore is ice fishing.I've had frostbite a couple of times and it hurts when I'm out doing stuff like that.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Girlfriend lost part of her ear to frostbite from skiing...

By the way.... Z... I'm just being a douche in the other thread is all... But I still love ya. ;)

[zteknik]

Girlfriend lost part of her ear to frostbite from skiing...

By the way.... Z... I'm just being a douche in the other thread is all... But I still love ya. ;)
Ouch,I lost feeling in my ears but luckily not pieces.Almost lost my thumb though.
I got's thick skin brah! It's all fun!![Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ouch,I lost feeling in my ears but luckily not pieces.Almost lost my thumb though.
I got's thick skin brah! It's all fun!![Beer]

Hey now. I wasn't makin fun of you. You know what's goin on! [LOL]

[zteknik]

Hey now. I wasn't makin fun of you. You know what's goin on! [LOL]

Oh I know,just some people.....[Flower]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yep!

[02ducky]

Invite to you too JM.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's been a long time since I've been bass fishing... I like me some trout fishin.

[zteknik]

Heck we should make a weekend camping trip out of it :D
Theres nothing better than crawling out of your sleeping bag and casting with a fresh cup o joe!!!

[zteknik]

Bass, trout,carp-it dont matter to me..

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Heck we should make a weekend camping trip out of it :D
Theres nothing better than crawling out of your sleeping bag and casting with a fresh cup o joe!!!

I don't own a sleeping bag anymore... Can I snuggle in yours with you? [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[zteknik]

[Help][ROFL2]

[ezgoinrob]

Evander Holyfield lost part of his ear once..... but not to frostbite.

Ez

[zteknik]

Evander Holyfield lost part of his ear once..... but not to frostbite.

Ez
I think that even ended his career??

[islandermyk]

Evander Holyfield lost part of his ear once..... but not to frostbite.

Ez

Is this gonna be a fish story too [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Evander Holyfield lost part of his ear once..... but not to frostbite.

Ez

No. I will not make it smaller.[LOL]

http://eduncovered.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cool-story-bro.jpg

[islandermyk]

So what's this about a whore that smells like fish but taste like chicken [ROFL3]

[islandermyk]

I can't eat fresh water fish... I miss them fishes in the ocean [BooHoo]

[zteknik]

If it smells like fish..what a dish...[LOL]

[islandermyk]

to fishy for my taste [ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

I'm getting hungry....


.. all this fish talking... [Bang]

[zteknik]

I can't eat fresh water fish... I miss them fishes in the ocean [BooHoo]
Ah yes...I allways enjoyed flounder fishing...well the eating part anyways.
Some of the charter boats were realy overcrowded.

[islandermyk]

wasabe anyone?


.. wonder how that would taste like with talapia [Coffee]

[zteknik]

wasabe anyone?


.. wonder how that would taste like with talapia [Coffee]
That sounds doable...Once in a while I'll have homade horse radish sauce with mine,gives it some zest!!![Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

We need to get the "Girls in yoga pants" posts going again... My girlfriend wears yoga pants a lot... God I love her and her yoga pants....

[zteknik]

We need to get the "Girls in yoga pants" posts going again... My girlfriend wears yoga pants a lot... God I love her and her yoga pants....
And we'll have yogurt in our pants afterwards.......[Tooth]

[islandermyk]

Ah yes...I allways enjoyed flounder fishing...well the eating part anyways.
Some of the charter boats were realy overcrowded.

That sound good... don't know if I tried that one though...


... I've tried some barracuda.. freshly caught and uncooked... just dipped in some vinegar mixed with wasabe and soysauce [Lick]

[islandermyk]

We need to get the "Girls in yoga pants" posts going again... My girlfriend wears yoga pants a lot... God I love her and her yoga pants....

Oh boy... that would be... hehehehehe.. [Tooth]

[02ducky]

Yummy sushi!

[islandermyk]

now why do I got this fishy smelling yoga pants goin on in my mind [ROFL2]

[islandermyk]

Dammit... this is goin to turn out bad... this whore is out [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I guess I should explain... I don't eat fish... So the eating of fish discussion isn't for me...

Well I guess if the shirt says it's ok.... :D

http://losersbracket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/yoga18.jpg

[zteknik]

Hooo Boy!!........

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Come on now. I don't wanna be the only one under the Mod Microscope.

[zteknik]

Carefull..carefull....
We dont need xtended vacations[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Carefull..carefull....
We dont need xtended vacations[Coffee]

I go back to work Wednesday and I won't be on much anyway... [LOL]

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/022.jpg?w=459&h=298

[02ducky]

Oh boy, JM has lost his mind.

Don't do it man!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh boy, JM has lost his mind.

Don't do it man!

I'm assuming I'm safe so far... Maybe if I donate more money to Foxtrot's fund I'll get a little extra room... Ya know... The room that isn't in those pants... [LOL]

[zteknik]

Quick! Hold him down before he runs amuck!!!....[NoEvil]

Anyway Bacon anybody? [Pepsi]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Quick! Hold him down before he runs amuck!!!....[NoEvil]

Anyway Bacon anybody? [Pepsi]

BACON IT IS!

[LOL]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129167799745660271.jpg

[zteknik]

13277

[HoneyBadger]

Wow, I went to dinner with Mrs HoneyBadger and while I was gone, JM went and tried to get himself banned??

[LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

13277

You asked for it... [ROFL1]

[02ducky]

Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Wow!! Baccon!!

[zteknik]

My ribs hurt now from laughing!!!![ROFL2]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Wow, I went to dinner with Mrs HoneyBadger and while I was gone, JM went and tried to get himself banned??

[LOL]


Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Wow!! Baccon!!

You both know that shit was funny. [ROFL1][ROFL1]

[islandermyk]

BACON IT IS!

[LOL]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129167799745660271.jpg


On the original pic there are 2 covered in bacon...


.. dammit... I got sucked into this one...


can't help it... I love me some bacon [Tooth][Stooge]

[02ducky]

Yeah that was funny, but I find myself going back to the pic(s) jeez!

[zteknik]

Here we go again!!![Bang][ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

On the original pic there are 2 covered in bacon...


.. dammit... I got sucked into this one...


can't help it... I love me some bacon [Tooth][Stooge]

You mean this one?

[ROFL1]

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/bacon-boobs.jpg

[islandermyk]

You mean this one?

[ROFL1]

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/bacon-boobs.jpg

your so bad....


.. I'm hungry.. I gotta step out for a minute [LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

your so bad....


.. I'm hungry.. I gotta step out for a minute [LOL]

Forgetting something? [ROFL1][LOL]

http://www.moisturellotion.com/images/moisturel-lotion.jpg

[islandermyk]

Forgetting something? [ROFL1][LOL]

http://www.moisturellotion.com/images/moisturel-lotion.jpg

I have Jergens Natural [ROFL1]


damn you... you sucked me into it again [LOL][Beer]

[zteknik]

Now where's the baby powder???[LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Now where's the baby powder???[LOL]

Avoid that, "Squishy", feeling... [ROFL1]

http://www.monkamoo.com/Intermediate%20Product%20Pages/Intermediate%20Graphics/Anti%20Monkey%20Butt/ambpowder.jpg

[islandermyk]

"Squishy" feeling... Ah wtf [ROFL1]


Avoid that, "Squishy", feeling... [ROFL1]

http://www.monkamoo.com/Intermediate%20Product%20Pages/Intermediate%20Graphics/Anti%20Monkey%20Butt/ambpowder.jpg

[zteknik]

[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL3]He said squishy!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This is the fun thread. Everyone in that CSP thread needs to come in here and party with us.

[MrPrena]

This is the fun thread. Everyone in that CSP thread needs to come in here and party with us.

I an here. :)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I an here. :)

Good. That other thread is getting outta hand.

[Fentonite]

You had me at "bacon bikini".

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You had me at "bacon bikini".

[LOL] funny how bacon bikinis make everyone friends again.

[stevelkinevil]

That bacon bikini may be mans single greatest achievement! USA USA USA !

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh. My. God. Who just saw that bullshit in Seattle? The Packers got replacement referee raped. Oh lord.

[Ridge]

Jesus christ that is the most bizarre ending to an NFL game I have ever seen!

And it really exemplifies how terrible these refs are. Two refs, standing side by side, making two different calls.


Seattle should have had the mascot make the kick.

[GilpinGuy]

You start talking about bacon and don't invite me? Sheesh. [Flower]

[ChunkyMonkey]

Oh hey. Look at that... Back to 600 posts. Woo!

1000 post and we vote to reset your count again. Get ready JM Ver. 3.0 [Muaha]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

1000 post and we vote to reset your count again. Get ready JM Ver. 3.0 [Muaha]

DIRTY!!!!!! [LOL]

[stevelkinevil]

I gave up on post count, Im still only about half way back. but screw it I post when I feel the need.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

How is the thread that contains Bacon Bikinis and Yoga Pants not the #1 thread right now?!

[stevelkinevil]

Oh. My. God. Who just saw that bullshit in Seattle? The Packers got replacement referee raped. Oh lord.

Seriously, I don't like the Packers, and I still hate the Seahags from when they were in our division, but that was just an embarrassment unlike any I have seen.

[zteknik]

I gave up on post count, Im still only about half way back. but screw it I post when I feel the need.

Who's counting?[Tooth]
Its all fun and games untill someone gets baby powder in their eyes!![LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I still don't understand it...

[GilpinGuy]

700 ho's! More than JM! [ROFL1]

J/K man.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

700 ho's! More than JM! [ROFL1]

J/K man.

You just wait till I get done poopin'.... It's on.... [Rant1]

[GilpinGuy]

You just wait till I get done poopin'.... It's on.... [Rant1]

So you're still poopin? Nice to know.

[GilpinGuy]

Still? (702)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Now you listen here.... That was one hell of a poop... It was like tar.. So bad that the paper wasn't cuttin' it. Had to shower that shit off...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I think I'm gonna make a new thread... Got a few things to rant about... It's gonna be a big one.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

One of those rants is NOT about the NFL and the Refs... I don't care. I'm not a fan of the NFL really...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm watching a pretty badass show about the galaxy... I love space. It's amazing.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Anyway... How's everyone doin' tonight?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Gotta catch up...



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[JM Ver. 2.0]

Someone asked me where I got the "Bacon Bikini" pictures...

I googled "Bacon Boobs". Which, by the way, is a pretty popular search term... Just be careful, it's not safe for work... At all...

[GilpinGuy]

I like the universe/space stuff too. Makes you feel like man is so small though.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Almost....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I like the universe/space stuff too. Makes you feel like man is so small though.

Damnit, man! Can't you just hush for... Hang on. Math...

1 post every 30 seconds... Need 3 posts... Minute and a half... Yeah.

Can't you just hush for a minute and a half so I can catch up?!


[Coffee]

[GilpinGuy]

Damnit, man! Can't you just hush for... Hang on. Math...

1 post every 30 seconds... Need 3 posts... Minute and a half... Yeah.

Can't you just hush for a minute and a half so I can catch up?!


[Coffee]

No way.[Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

HA! TIED!!!! What now, hooker?!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

No way.[Beer]

Oh I hate you.... I hate you a lot... [Mad]

[GilpinGuy]

If you drink Crown and Diet Coke so you avoid all the carbs from the Coke, does that instantly make you a pussy?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I don't drink at all...

[zteknik]

And we have a tie!!!! :D

[GilpinGuy]

You must get kinda dehydrated. Lot's of fruit then I guess?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yeah, but did GilpinGuy post Yoga Pants and Bacon Bikinis? I think not!

[GilpinGuy]

Up by 1...for now

[zteknik]

Yeah, but did GilpinGuy post Yoga Pants and Bacon Bikinis? I think not!
Touche!!!![LOL]

[zteknik]

OOH this is getting to be fun!!!

[GilpinGuy]

GilpinGuy sells the bacon that makes the bikinis. [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You must get kinda dehydrated. Lot's of fruit then I guess?

My girlfriend is a personal trainer, professional skier, and only shops at whole foods... What her skinny ass sees in my big ass I'll never know. What I do know, is I need to work on losing some weight if I want to keep her. [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

GilpinGuy sells the bacon that makes the bikinis. [ROFL1]

I post so fast the forum has to slow me down!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

See this? Yeah, I get this crap all the time!


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[GilpinGuy]

My girlfriend is a personal trainer, professional skier, and only shops at whole foods... What her skinny ass sees in my big ass I'll never know. What I do know, is I need to work on losing some weight if I want to keep her. [ROFL1]

Dude, I feel the same way with my rather attractive wife (IMHO). I don't get it...but I do. Hahahahaha!

[GilpinGuy]

Can't have a tie. You're it.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Please tell me how there is a post anymore significant than one like this one?

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1298825039652085.jpeg

[zteknik]

Are we still doing the spot the toes contest???[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Like a Lemming, I would follow that off a cliff....

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/tight-yoga-pants-13.jpg?w=500&h=374

[GilpinGuy]

In 10 years that's gonna be a fat ass. Looks good now though!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I love google images.....


http://bronanthebarbarian.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/yoga-pants-camel-toe-girls1.jpg

[GilpinGuy]

Whoops I cursed sorry.

[GilpinGuy]

I predict the MOD Hammer in 10, 9, 8, 7, ...

[blackford76]

You mean the KZ ranch?

[GilpinGuy]

Is that the "dog" position? Been a while since I've done yoga.[ROFL2]

[GilpinGuy]

You mean the KZ ranch?

Yes! A few miles past that, past the little "town" up there.

[blackford76]

You know all the white fencing around there? Yup, I did that. Used to live on that ranch.

[blackford76]

Harris Park, just past the firehouse, done lots of shootin there.

[GilpinGuy]

You know all the white fencing around there? Yup, I did that. Used to live on that ranch.

No shit? A good friend of mine used to live in there. Nice area for sure. He couldn't take the commute to the Tech Center.

[blackford76]

Who is your friend again? Probably know him.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ok. Let's play a game...

Everyone go google "BME Pain Olympic". Who ever can make it the furthest into that video before they throw up or cry wins.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's the first link that comes up... Again, Not safe for work... At all....

[blackford76]

Ok. Let's play a game...

Everyone go google "BME Pain Olympic". Who ever can make it the furthest into that video before they throw up or cry wins.

ok

[GilpinGuy]

Who is your friend again? Probably know him.

The guy who moved out was Seth. He moved away a few years ago. Has a wife and few kids, plus a dog. He ended up foreclosing on his house after a bunch of financial meltdown. My shooting bud is Rob, but he lives closer to Evergreen, off of Black Bear Trail.

[blackford76]

The guy who moved out was Seth. He moved away a few years ago. Has a wife and few kids, plus a dog. He ended up foreclosing on his house after a bunch of financial meltdown. My shooting bud is Rob, but he lives closer to Evergreen, off of Black Bear Trail.

Whiskeyjack?

[GilpinGuy]

Uhhh, didn't even start the video. Looks too sick just from the launch page.


BME Pain Olympics is a compilation of homemade self torture and extreme body mods videos.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I really should be in bed....

[blackford76]

Lots of people lost their homes, bad deal for lots of people.
Property values got stupid up here.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Uhhh, didn't even start the video. Looks too sick just from the launch page.

Pussy.... [LOL]


I'll PM you the highlight list... Bacon Bikinis and Yoga Pants I'll take a risk on. This list, not so much... [ROFL1]

[blackford76]

I can watch anything...just as long as I can't smell it.

[GilpinGuy]

Whiskeyjack?

No, he was up by me near Black Hawk. Frankly, I doubt you would know Seth. He didn't make a bunch of friends up there. He's a bit of a, ummm, strange, guy. But cool as hell once you know him. I knew him in college 20+ years ago. He's NYer. If you know him, that'll tip you off for sure. [ROFL1]

Rob is not whiskeyjack either, BTW.

[GilpinGuy]

Pussy.... [LOL]


I'll PM you the highlight list... Bacon Bikinis and Yoga Pants I'll take a risk on. This list, not so much... [ROFL1]

Dammit, now I have to....stand by

[GilpinGuy]

OK, I got to the Dremmel Tool and had to stop. Sick mofos eh?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Bah hahahahahahaha.

[blackford76]

My wife is from Jersey, one BIL is a retired NYC cop, he lives in Harris Park now.
Cousin in law, if that makes any sense, is From NYC, nephew of Joe Dimaggio.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You missed some of the best parts!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

New show on... Talking about numbers... Numbers scare the hell out of me.

[GilpinGuy]

My wife is from Jersey, one BIL is a retired NYC cop, he lives in Harris Park now.
Cousin in law, if that makes any sense, is From NYC, nephew of Joe Dimaggio.

Yeah, we're not all bad folks! [Beer] The strong stay here, the weak move back. I've known several NYers who moved back. Every one of them SHOULD have moved back. LOL

[JM Ver. 2.0]

This number, is the scariest of them all...

3.
14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209 74944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148 08651 32823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502 84102 70193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593 34461 28475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610 45432 66482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815 20920 96282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652 13841 46951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932 61179 31051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381 83011 94912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070 21798 60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 00056 81271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684 40901 22495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611 21290 21960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999 99837 29780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026 42522 30825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753 32083 81420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863 88235 37875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111 95909 21642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796 82303 01952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479 13151 55748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983 81754

[blackford76]

New show on... Talking about numbers... Numbers scare the hell out of me.

2,43,8762,77253834,92832752638,
7
93734528304,3834645
91

[blackford76]

This number, is the scariest of them all...

3.
14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209 74944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148 08651 32823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502 84102 70193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593 34461 28475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610 45432 66482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815 20920 96282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652 13841 46951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932 61179 31051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381 83011 94912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070 21798 60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 00056 81271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684 40901 22495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611 21290 21960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999 99837 29780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026 42522 30825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753 32083 81420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863 88235 37875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111 95909 21642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796 82303 01952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479 13151 55748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983 81754

Do you see the hidden code? Did you do that on purpose? You should be frightened!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Seriously dude... Pi is scary... A number that never ends, but also, never repeats itself....

[GilpinGuy]

Do you see the hidden code? Did you do that on purpose? You should be frightened!

If you square this number, then divide by 48.4, then multiply by 9.389, then square it again, then cube it by half...you get 12.28.12. Weird huh? [ROFL1]

We're DOOOOOMED!

[blackford76]

I like pie [Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yeah yeah... You laugh...

[zteknik]

Yeah, we're not all bad folks! [Beer] The strong stay here, the weak move back. I've known several NYers who moved back. Every one of them SHOULD have moved back. LOL
I'm stayin here!! I left and I'm never lookin back!!!![Beer]

[zteknik]

I like pie [Tooth]
It's a biatch when it gets stuck in yer teeth though :D

[GilpinGuy]

I'm stayin here!! I left and I'm never lookin back!!!![Beer]

Oh yeah, that's the spirit brother! You won't regret it! [Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can't believe I'm thinking about selling my Sig and buying a Glock.... :(

[zteknik]

Well my shift is done
Se ya ho's same time,same channel!![Beer]

[blackford76]

It's a biatch when it gets stuck in yer teeth though :D

I just use that dremel tool that was mentioned earlier..

and...it's toofs

[blackford76]

I can't believe I'm thinking about selling my Sig and buying a Glock.... :(

I'm thinking of selling my Glock and getting a S&W...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

TOOFS!!!!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm thinking of selling my Glock and getting a S&W...

That's different.... I'd be going from Metal to Plastic... You're going Pastic to Plastic.

[blackford76]

I have 1911's, the grock feels inferior..

[blackford76]

The wife is having me sell her XD too...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I have 1911's, the grock feels inferior..

I like 1911s... Just can't afford to feed 'em... I LOVE LOVE LOVE my 20 round mags... I donno how I'll feel about losing two rounds if I go Glock...

[GilpinGuy]

Well my shift is done
Se ya ho's same time,same channel!![Beer]

Later biz-zotch!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Later biz-zotch!

Just because he's a ho doesn't make him a bitch... [LOL][ROFL1]

[blackford76]

I like 1911s... Just can't afford to feed 'em... I LOVE LOVE LOVE my 20 round mags... I donno how I'll feel about losing two rounds if I go Glock...

Try feeding a 38 Super...

[blackford76]

Just curious, between the three of us, how many AR's?
Me, JM, and Gilpin?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Try feeding a 38 Super...

Or try feeding a fat bastard dog that won't eat dry food... [Bang]