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BuffCyclist
05-18-2013, 18:22
400 pages impressive fellas

You're welcome. I brought it from 398 and proud to have been allowed to do that lol

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 19:06
400 pages impressive fellas

Nice 16000 Snipe there Patrick.

Snipe dance ensues...

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_dancingcat3.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/dancingcat3.gif.html)

TheGrey
05-18-2013, 19:12
LOL I can't stop laughing at that dancing cat !

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 19:12
A concept that developed at other boards, regarding the 100, 1000, or 10.000 marks in post count. I.E. post number 5200 would constitute a Snipe, and therefore would garner a snipe dance from fellow posters.

There are also Pali snipes.... I.E. 12321....or 30303 ect.

It's just a kinda fun idea if anyone is up for it. Getting the 25,000th or 50,000th post in this thread would be a big deal at some other places.

Something for the ho's to consider.

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 19:16
It is kinda funny when several people know the 00 is coming up, and folks try to set each other up and steal the snipe. Sometimes there are 6 people claiming the 5200 Snipe, but only the first one gets the credit.

Oh, and you kinda have to post it like this too..

5200 Snipe..or at least have the post number typed into the post.

patrick0685
05-18-2013, 19:34
didnt even notice that...got the 10,000 post as well

waxthis
05-18-2013, 19:48
LOL I can't stop laughing at that dancing cat !


Crack will do that to you.

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 19:54
LOL Grey.... I was the same way the first time I saw it too...

This was pretty funny too....

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_dancing_giraffees.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/dancing_giraffees.gif.html)

zteknik
05-18-2013, 19:54
Crack will do that to you.

Make the cat dance??[Dunno]

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 19:55
I've never tried crack... is it good?

waxthis
05-18-2013, 20:15
I've never tried crack... is it good?

Well, look at that cat.

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 20:23
I'm thinking I don't have enough energy to try crack.

I'll just stick with my Bud Light then.

How you doing tonight there Wax?

BuffCyclist
05-18-2013, 20:40
I'm thinking I don't have enough energy to try crack.

Nor money. Too many guns and other toys on the want list

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 20:45
Heya BC whore...

Tru dat.

BuffCyclist
05-18-2013, 20:48
Hey otter

Are you going to try beating 60 sometime tonight?

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 21:15
Naa... I'm dead tired from the butt load of yard work I did all freaking day long. I think I'll sit down and strum a few progressions and practice some riffs and keys for a while. Wanted to have a fire out in the pit, but the wind is blowing too hard....outflow from a storm northeast of us. If it dies down within the hour, I'll still do the fire and take the Taylor GS mini out there and play in front of the flames.

Maybe you'll have a run tonight BC?.... 100?.. LOL

BuffCyclist
05-18-2013, 21:44
Hard to say, we've got high winds tonight too and we can't subject the telescope to that, so at the moment we're closed with no relief in sight. Which means I've got nothing to do but sit and wait until the winds die down, or its close enough to sunrise that we can call it a night.

wax_job
05-18-2013, 22:24
*burp*

wax_job
05-18-2013, 22:25
Or should that be in the "what you drinkin" thread?

HoneyBadger
05-18-2013, 22:35
No time to whore! All my family is in town! I've got 9 people staying at my house!

OtterbatHellcat
05-18-2013, 22:40
Shit....9 people in the house?

I hope he has some time to drink at least.

zteknik
05-18-2013, 23:08
No time to whore! All my family is in town! I've got 9 people staying at my house!
Damn Dave,where are you putting them all?Hope the garrage is roomy..

Great-Kazoo
05-19-2013, 00:09
I've never tried crack... is it good?

Depends how well she showers.

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 01:49
Dammit Jim...I was gonna work that angle earlier.

Sheet.

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 01:59
I'm seeing BC didn't try and make another run tonight....even though it seemed he might have had some free time.

I got some keys in and some other practice in.....never did have the fire DAMMIT! ... I like my fires. I get all primal and shit, I go into caveman mode and start grunting a little bit, like Tim Allen kinda. Specially modified poker to turn the logs just right..... I'll admit my fascination with a campfire is little strange, but fuck it, I enjoy it immensely when I get to do it.

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 02:01
Good night my little Rosanne Rosannadannases.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:09
I'm seeing BC didn't try and make another run tonight....even though it seemed he might have had some free time.

I got some keys in and some other practice in.....never did have the fire DAMMIT! ... I like my fires. I get all primal and shit, I go into caveman mode and start grunting a little bit, like Tim Allen kinda. Specially modified poker to turn the logs just right..... I'll admit my fascination with a campfire is little strange, but fuck it, I enjoy it immensely when I get to do it.

I have a friend that does the same thing, he grunts and runs around the fire pit chanting random crap

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:10
And with that said, I've got some time now

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:10
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So I might as well see if I can beat last nights attempt of 51

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:11
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Even though I've been working tonight

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:11
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I've been having to research various things regarding my new evaporative cooler

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:12
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Mostly that I want to make sure i have the proper size ductwork

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:12
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And have all of the right accessories i need to install it

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:13
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Such as cooler pads, rigid media, motor, water pump

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:13
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I'll need to buy some ceiling vents too, so we get more ventilation in the house without having to open windows

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:14
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but mostly I'm trying to decide whether or not i am fully aware of everything invovled with the install

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:15
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Theres the moving the cooler to the roof, all 263lbs of it

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:15
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Then there's removing the old evap cooler that is a piece of shit and about 30 years old, this part should be fun

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:16
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Then I have to install the fan half of the cooler to the ductwork and mount that with angle iron

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:16
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After that, I attach the water half of the cooler and again, mount with angle iron

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:17
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At that point, I have to install the motor, v-belt and other electrical crap

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:17
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Then theres the water pump, routing the plumbing

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:18
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Then, hooking up the thermostats

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:18
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Finally, i get to turn it on and test how it works

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:19
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And after having spent around $1k on the cooler and included parts,

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:19
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it BETTER FREAKING COOL MY HOUSE DOWN BELOW 81 DEGREES WHEN ITS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:20
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Which is how my current cooler works. Today it was 95deg and the cooler only got our house down to 81deg, which is miserable.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:21
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Last year, it cooled the house down to 78 and thats the coolest it got in the summer

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:21
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But i guess thats enough about my quest to install a new evaporative cooler

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:22
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Wonder what else I can talk about for another 27 posts

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:22
25
hmm, nothings really coming to mind

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:23
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Work is going very slow right now, which is why I can pay this much attention to whoring...

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:23
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Sometimes the downtime is nice, for instance when I'm taking class, but other times it can be too much downtime

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:24
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Time to check in and see how much data we've collected

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:24
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Hmm, almost met the signal to noise criteria

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:25
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Guess we'll take one more exposure and move onto the next field

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:25
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twiddling thumbs now

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:26
32
Only 2 more hours and I get to head home and pet my dogs and be with my Fiancee

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:27
33
is the current wind speed, in miles per hour, in case you were wondering

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:27
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I have nothing clever to say here

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:28
35
I'm definitely going to be cooking some bacon tomorrow, I've been craving a real BLT this entire workshift

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:28
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is how fast the wind gusts are getting to. our closing limit is 35mph, so if it gets any higher, we get to call it a night

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:29
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wonder if i can get all of page 402 to myself

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:29
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if i can, i think I am going to be updating my signature to include my whore status

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:30
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because for some reason, I'm starting to become proud of being a whore

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:31
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And this is me achieving whore status one more time

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:31
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and everything from here on out is gravy on top

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:32
42
what happens if i have to leave and head home before some one shoots down my hopes and dreams?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:32
43
I...i would be devastated! luckily, i've got another two hours to go, so this could go on for a while

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:33
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Is there a record number of posts in a row that needs to be beaten?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:33
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or would i have to view all 400 pages of this horrendously large thread to find out

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:34
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because that would be painful. and i'm also starting to wonder how many of those 400 pages are owned by one person

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:34
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because i own page 399 and hopefully soon I'll have 402 as well

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:35
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looks like i still have a couple more to make it to owning this page

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:35
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but since no one else is online, i'll keep up the whorin'

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:36
50
stay quiet you ghost viewer, i'm on a mission here

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:36
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and with this post i tie my previous record

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:37
52
and this post now surpasses my record!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:37
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two more and this page is mine

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:38
54
heres my last post on this page

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:38
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why hello there page 403

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:39
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i think i've found the prime time to become a post whore

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:39
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can i beat otterbatcats attempt from yesterday or the day before at 60?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:40
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beer. i really want a beer right now. good thing i've got two Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA's sitting in my fridge

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:40
59
waiting for me to guzzle them down at 7am when I get home

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:41
60
mmmmmmm....beeeeeerrr

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:41
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looks like a few people are crawling out of the wood works to at least get a kick of my morning ramblings

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:42
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is twice 31

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:43
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if i made it to 80, does that make me a super whore?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:43
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i might just have to find out if i can become a super whore, the mystery of what awaits around that corner is, its shocking

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:44
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coworker said he wants to sign up for an account only to block me

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:44
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he's going to tell my boss on me for being a post whore

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:45
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this is starting to get tiresome... lets make a joke, knock knock.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:46
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Who's there?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:46
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oh no, no guide stars

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:47
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stupid work getting in the way of my whorin'

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:47
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they shouldn't allow work to get in the way of post whorin'

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:48
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whew, got some stars, now its easy breazy sit back and do nothing for an hour

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:49
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I should start counting by twos just to see if anyone notices

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:49
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nah, i'll just stick to single counting, counting by twos is hard at this time of the morning

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:50
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besides, i've got other stuff to be doing such as a little tv to be watching

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:51
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speaking of, time to focus

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:51
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double whore minus the number of people viewing this thread is what consecutive post this is for me

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:52
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back to bacon and beer, definitely going to be making both in the morning

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:52
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just a post away, can my dreams come true?!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:53
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I"m a Super Whore!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:53
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And now that I think about it, thats probably not something I should be proud of.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:54
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I'm sad to see this run end, but i might have to call it off myself soon

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:55
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i'll have to start working on closing down for the night and preparing tomorrow nights observing targets

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:55
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aw heck, i'll shoot for 100 now and when i get to 101, call it a night.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:56
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Which if my math is correct, and it always is, then i will own two pages in a row

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:56
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has that been done before? i'm scared to hear of the consequences of setting this type of record

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:57
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well i think i've made more than enough posts, but i must keep going, for the sake of a record

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:57
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that i have absolutely no idea what the previous record is

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:58
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looking forward to seeing Star Trek AND Iron Man 3 this next weekend

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:59
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seriously, if this doesn't earn a special title, i dont know what will.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 03:59
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probably making some serious contributions to this forum and/or making this double and a half whore streak more entertaining

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:00
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but i'm not that creative at the end of a work shift, frnakly i'm surprised my attention ahs stuck with it this long

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:00
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have i miscounted anywhere?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:01
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time to update my signature with my pages and whore status

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:02
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wow, finding out where to go to update my sig was uch harder than i thought

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:02
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and with that last post, i own two pages in a row and 3 pages within a series of 5

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:03
97
that is definitely not something to be proud of

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:03
98
working on the sig

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:04
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trying to make it creative

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:05
100
hm, this was a little more anticlimactic than i was expecting

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:05
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Surely someone has posted somewhere in between

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:07
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kinda wanting to go to the range tomorrow instead of sleep, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, does it?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:07
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do i get an even bigger special reward for posting 3 pages in a row?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:09
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hmm, new goal is set on the horizon

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:09
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my mind is dead and i have to drive 1hr home in the dark twisty mountains with lots of deer and elk

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:10
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can't wait to go see my 2k of 9mm and 40s&w bullets at home and then i get my 223 dies sunday!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:11
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if i was really motivated (and had the time) i'd shoot for a post up to 16161...

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:11
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that would definitely be a sweet end to a seriously dedicated post whore

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:12
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but then again, thats only like 27 posts away, which is childs play

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:13
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with great whore status, comes great responsibility

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:13
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which means i'll probably have to check in on this thread for hte life of the forum, because no one else is devoted enough

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:14
112
triple digit whore...

HoneyBadger
05-19-2013, 04:14
STOP THIS MADNESS!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:14
honestly i'm surprised there isn't a spam filter that turns on after a specific number of posts back to back

eta: 112, is how far i made it.

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:15
OH THANK GOD!!!! THANK YOU DEAR HONEYBADGER!!!

And here I thought even HoneyBadger didn't care if I wasted my entire life with this

HoneyBadger
05-19-2013, 04:17
I was up taking care of little HoneyBadger since 315am... If I would have known you needed my help, I would have been here sooner!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:18
I was up taking care of little HoneyBadger since 315am... If I would have known you needed my help, I would have been here sooner!

I was challenged by otterbatcat back on page 401 to make another go of it tonight and i had no idea i would make it that long

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:20
And yes, next time you should check in on the website BEFORE checking in on HoneyBadger Junior. Jeez man, get your priorities straight! [LOL]

HoneyBadger
05-19-2013, 04:24
And yes, next time you should check in on the website BEFORE checking in on HoneyBadger Junior. Jeez man, get your priorities straight! [LOL]

If you would've heard his screaming, you would've thought his crib was on fire... Good Lord, can he scream when he's hungry! Thanking God every day that we didn't have twins!

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 04:29
Oh wow, I wonder what my kids will be like.

I was a silent care free baby for my parents. I'd sit and watch my mom play tennis for 3-4 hours in a row and not make a peep or even get up and run around. She'd give me a few graham crackers and a small pack of legos and i was totally content.

My Fiancee is a twin. My family has quite a few twins in it as well, so I think we will have a good chance of getting twins

Great-Kazoo
05-19-2013, 07:37
Good night my little Rosanne Rosannadannases.

Wanna buy some Russian Jewelry?

fly boy
05-19-2013, 08:59
doesn't he know there is a night shift whore thread? This is DAY WHORING!

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 11:18
Congratulations BC, 112?....holy crap.

Apparently I have some serious work to do....it'll have to wait, but I'll be looking for a prime time to execute... lol

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 11:23
Day Whore? Russian Jewelry ???

Is this the HSN and I didn't know it ?

BC, you didn't call your snipe, I'm disappointed in you for that, young man. You may now stand in the corner for a minimum of 15 minutes to fulfill your Time Out session.

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 11:29
Headed to the bowling ally to do some make up games.....the crack team heading the league managed to not tell us when the first night was scheduled, and the wife already had a previous appointment for week number two.

Great.

We're two weeks behind in fees and scores and missed the meeting before the first night. Oh well, get that done and come back and get back on the shit that normally has to be done around here on Sundays. This weekend went into the pisser, might as well have been a 7 day work week in my opinion.

*anyone got a tissue?*

lol

Have a good day folks.. :)

USAFGopherMike
05-19-2013, 16:45
No tissues... how about some Midol?

OtterbatHellcat
05-19-2013, 17:35
I'll take the midol if it helps anything.

Not much whoring going on in here today...hmmm.

Great-Kazoo
05-19-2013, 18:40
No tissues... how about some Midol?

That and a light day liner for piece of mind. Just make sure you put the seat back up after taking a piss.

waxthis
05-19-2013, 18:47
Obama.

waxthis
05-19-2013, 18:48
[Sofa]

blacklabel
05-19-2013, 18:49
Obama.

Sucks donkey balls?

waxthis
05-19-2013, 18:52
Not bad. However not the answer I was looking for.

wax_job
05-19-2013, 19:45
Not bad. However not the answer I was looking for.

WHAT IS sucks donkey balls, Alex?

waxthis
05-19-2013, 20:00
Bingo......

brutal
05-19-2013, 20:24
Not bad. However not the answer I was looking for.

What is, Chugs goat caulk?

BuffCyclist
05-19-2013, 21:00
Congratulations BC, 112?....holy crap.

Apparently I have some serious work to do....it'll have to wait, but I'll be looking for a prime time to execute... lol

Yes, 112 is now the number to beat. Get workin'... WHORE!


Day Whore? Russian Jewelry ???

Is this the HSN and I didn't know it ?

BC, you didn't call your snipe, I'm disappointed in you for that, young man. You may now stand in the corner for a minimum of 15 minutes to fulfill your Time Out session.

Wait, what snipe? Did I really miss one? Damit, was too focused on getting the numbers correct.



doesn't he know there is a night shift whore thread? This is DAY WHORING!

No, no I did not know there was a night shift whore thread. There is a Night CREW thread, but I'm not a post Crew, I'm a post whore. I thought my 112 consecutive posts proved that.

Besides, last I checked, there wasn't a rulebook to post whoring. If you'd like to lead the effort and draft one up, I'll second it and ensure everyone follows it.

HoneyBadger
05-19-2013, 22:02
Besides, last I checked, there wasn't a rulebook to post whoring. If you'd like to lead the effort and draft one up, I'll second it and ensure everyone follows it.

Don't ya think that's a little over ambitious? Lol

HoneyBadger
05-19-2013, 22:26
Eh, don't really feel like whoring tonight.

Rabid
05-19-2013, 22:51
Eh, don't really feel like whoring tonight.
You feeling ok?

Dingo
05-19-2013, 22:55
No excuses! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor diseases venereal, nor black eyes, nor black men in furry pink hats and leopard-skin pants, nor elderly gentleman with a fondness for Jap school girls, shall stay these noble steeds from their appointed task.

02ducky
05-19-2013, 22:56
Eh, don't really feel like whoring tonight.

Nobody like a quitter.

Dingo
05-19-2013, 22:56
It is hard to maintain grammatical consistency and proper punctuation with no sleep, and a head full of Nyquil. Exceedingly hard...

wax_job
05-19-2013, 23:24
No excuses! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor diseases venereal, nor black eyes, nor black men in furry pink hats and leopard-skin pants, nor elderly gentleman with a fondness for Jap school girls, shall stay these noble steeds from their appointed task.

Lol

wax_job
05-19-2013, 23:25
Who WOULDN'T call the Dr if their erection lasted 4hrs?!

wax_job
05-19-2013, 23:26
Hey Doc! Check out this badass shit bro!!

GilpinGuy
05-20-2013, 00:20
Man, I haven't whored it up in days!

USAFGopherMike
05-20-2013, 04:21
Morning who-errs!

waxthis
05-20-2013, 05:32
Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzz up. Miss da Bud frogs!

waxthis
05-20-2013, 05:32
Wonder if their union?

HoneyBadger
05-20-2013, 06:50
Yeah, I'm just exhausted from having all my family staying at my house all weekend. I love 'em, but thank God they're all going home today!

waxthis
05-20-2013, 08:21
Yeah, I'm just exhausted from having all my family staying at my house all weekend. I love 'em, but thank God they're all going home today!

Me too.

USAFGopherMike
05-20-2013, 08:23
Yeah, I'm just exhausted from having all my family staying at my house all weekend. I love 'em, but thank God they're all going home today!

What? HoneyBadger don't give a fuck about nothing. He doesn't care. He's like, "I'm a honey badger".

waxthis
05-20-2013, 08:34
May Help?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/badgerSauce_zps8b4e206e.jpg

waxthis
05-20-2013, 14:55
Bump...............................

fly boy
05-20-2013, 15:45
mother of god!

I need to reload.... I'm tired of searching.... on man's trash is a nother man's come-up.

waxthis
05-20-2013, 16:43
Damn wind sux!

waxthis
05-20-2013, 16:44
Where all the white women at?

fly boy
05-20-2013, 20:05
Canada

waxthis
05-20-2013, 20:51
Sweden has a few

GilpinGuy
05-20-2013, 20:53
Not whoring....oh wait.

BuffCyclist
05-20-2013, 21:34
I'm giving everyone else a chance to whore it up in here, yet no one is taking advantage

Good thing I'm too tired from getting my knee worked over by a doc today to be able to keep posting. Besides, gotta keep my strength up tfor the evaporative cooler install tomorrow. 81deg in my house right now, no portable AC. :(

OtterbatHellcat
05-20-2013, 22:13
Shit, my knees get in the way of my posting all time BC.... *just messin wit chu*

Hello there Ho Bros.

OtterbatHellcat
05-20-2013, 22:15
Shit for time tonight, but wanted to say howdy.


so..... Howdy, and shit.

Going to bed now.

See ya bitches.

HoneyBadger
05-20-2013, 22:17
Shit for time tonight, but wanted to say howdy.


so..... Howdy, and shit.

Going to bed now.

See ya bitches.
So much foul language.... [Puke]

OtterbatHellcat
05-20-2013, 22:32
Sorry HB.... I'll work on cleaning that up.

I'm smarter than that, thank you for pointing it out.

OtterbatHellcat
05-20-2013, 22:33
Got sidetracked, and actually going to bed now.

No cuss words even.. :)

Monky
05-20-2013, 22:49
Fairly certain I need to buy an M1A now.

HoneyBadger
05-20-2013, 23:19
Got sidetracked, and actually going to bed now.

No cuss words even.. :)
Sleep well, my friend!

HoneyBadger
05-20-2013, 23:23
Fairly certain I need to buy an M1A now.
I've been drooling over my brother's M1A for quite some time now. I'm pretty sure if I were not married, I would have one.

GilpinGuy
05-20-2013, 23:23
You order that BBQ sauce?

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-20-2013, 23:37
You order that BBQ sauce?

Hey ho, you get my pm?

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-20-2013, 23:37
With all due respect and all..

GilpinGuy
05-20-2013, 23:43
Hey ho, you get my pm?

Oh yeah, looky there. Replied!

waxthis
05-21-2013, 05:35
wHoReS

waxthis
05-21-2013, 05:36
All of ya

fly boy
05-21-2013, 11:34
[gohome]

waxthis
05-21-2013, 11:53
[gohome]

Yes, especially you.

roberth
05-21-2013, 12:36
I like my M1A.

BuffCyclist
05-21-2013, 14:35
Shit, my knees get in the way of my posting all time BC.... *just messin wit chu*

Hello there Ho Bros.

Yes, well, I'm getting back into running and had to go see a doc about some serious knee pain I've had. What worried me was that it was in the same knee that I had some serious surgery on a few years back (meniscus repair and tumor removal/bone grafting of the femur).

He did some shit to it and it hurts like hell today.

On a side note, evaporative cooler is installed. Only took me about 7 hours today and 1 trip to Lowes to get a length of wire. With the new cooler on LOW, the house is now 71deg and 3 days ago, with our 30 year old cooler on HIGH, our house was 81deg. I'd say that is WELL worth the ~$940 I paid for parts and the ~$1k I saved by installing it myself.

roberth
05-21-2013, 15:31
I just got back from some trail jogging, I'm taking it easy. Earlier this year I was doing some jogging and I tweeked my knee because I did too much too fast. Watch out for rocks, holes, and yucca.

Dingo
05-21-2013, 15:33
And the occasional bum. [Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
05-21-2013, 16:21
Yes, well, I'm getting back into running and had to go see a doc about some serious knee pain I've had. What worried me was that it was in the same knee that I had some serious surgery on a few years back (meniscus repair and tumor removal/bone grafting of the femur).

He did some shit to it and it hurts like hell today.

On a side note, evaporative cooler is installed. Only took me about 7 hours today and 1 trip to Lowes to get a length of wire. With the new cooler on LOW, the house is now 71deg and 3 days ago, with our 30 year old cooler on HIGH, our house was 81deg. I'd say that is WELL worth the ~$940 I paid for parts and the ~$1k I saved by installing it myself.

If you cleaned the old filters you could have saved 7 hours[Beer]. SC's are nice till it goes over 80-85 then you're just adding humidity to the mix.

BuffCyclist
05-21-2013, 16:34
If you cleaned the old filters you could have saved 7 hours[Beer]. SC's are nice till it goes over 80-85 then you're just adding humidity to the mix.

I put a brand new cooler pad on, two of them last summer (changed it half way through the summer). The water delivery system is pathetic, it was the old cylindrical style that is out of date and impossible to find parts for. I could never get the pad completely soaked, and the system was sized to 1400sqft, our house is 1700sqft (previous owners built two rooms onto the back of our house). Seriously, the coolest our house got last year was 78deg and that was with the cooler on high 24/7 from around April 1st until the end of September. It was LOUD!

Not to mention, I live in the desert where it gets over 100deg for weeks on end during the summer, and the humidity is always less than 10%, the evaporative coolers are the only way to go. AC is incredibly expensive down here, and our house isn't ducted for it, so it would cost around $8k to install AC, which might be in the budget in 5 years, but not now.

Also, that's a myth about swamp coolers adding humidity. If you are adding humidity to the house, you don't have enough windows open to exhaust the system.

HoneyBadger
05-21-2013, 20:40
I'm very glad I paid the extra 4k for A/C in our house.

fly boy
05-21-2013, 20:54
Thats the first thing on my list for the new house in TX

OtterbatHellcat
05-21-2013, 22:25
Hello whore brothers.. :)


BC, sorry about your pains there man. Your knees, and my shoulders are messed up. My left rotator cuff is partially torn and very painful in certain positions, and my right one is not all that much better. I have a consult with an ortho doc next week on surgery for the left side.

Meantime, boss has asked me to wait on surgery due to my responsibilities on the job and some projects coming in over the next few months.....I'd rather get it fixed though.

OtterbatHellcat
05-21-2013, 22:27
I don't have heck for time tonight.....

be well, ho's.

See ya all next time around.

HoneyBadger
05-21-2013, 22:53
Hello whore brothers.. :)


BC, sorry about your pains there man. Your knees, and my shoulders are messed up. My left rotator cuff is partially torn and very painful in certain positions, and my right one is not all that much better. I have a consult with an ortho doc next week on surgery for the left side.

Meantime, boss has asked me to wait on surgery due to my responsibilities on the job and some projects coming in over the next few months.....I'd rather get it fixed though.
I partially tore my left rotator cuff 4 years ago. It was just about a .5cm tear, but man did that suck! Good luck getting patched up! Godspeed for a quick recovery!

waxthis
05-22-2013, 05:18
Wahoooooooo... Today is Friday for me!! Off for 5days!

waxthis
05-22-2013, 05:19
And Santiagos here I come.

BuffCyclist
05-22-2013, 07:43
Hello whore brothers.. :)


BC, sorry about your pains there man. Your knees, and my shoulders are messed up. My left rotator cuff is partially torn and very painful in certain positions, and my right one is not all that much better. I have a consult with an ortho doc next week on surgery for the left side.

Meantime, boss has asked me to wait on surgery due to my responsibilities on the job and some projects coming in over the next few months.....I'd rather get it fixed though.

Jeez, is your boss going to pay for the surgery? If not, then you get the surgery whenever you freaking want it! Lol

Seriously, thats ridiculous that your boss is asking you to hold off on surgery when you're in pain.

islandermyk
05-22-2013, 08:06
You see this new title?!?!


I need a better hair conditioner [ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

waxthis
05-22-2013, 08:21
Thats the first thing on my list for the new house in TX

If it's a two story, make damn sure you get seperate AC/Heat units for up and down. The only way to FLY if you want it to work correctly..........No pun intended.[Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 08:26
Wahoooooooo... Today is Friday for me!! Off for 5days!

No Invite? Come at me Bro[LOL]
might set up friday morn for another garage sale. You take $100[facepalm]

waxthis
05-22-2013, 08:42
No Invite? Come at me Bro[LOL]
might set up friday morn for another garage sale. You take $100[facepalm]

Heading to Denver tomorrow for a few days. "$100 you say, sure thing, you give me $100 and I'll keep the welder"........
[Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
05-22-2013, 09:42
Heading to Denver tomorrow for a few days. "$100 you say, sure thing, you give me $100 and I'll keep the welder"........
[Coffee]


Forgot not this weekend, nezt weekend. It's SALE- A - BRATION AT HONEST HAMID'S

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 10:18
Heading to Denver tomorrow for a few days. "$100 you say, sure thing, you give me $100 and I'll keep the welder"........
[Coffee]


Forgot not this weekend, nezt weekend. It's SALE- A - BRATION AT HONEST HAMID'S

Is there something funny in the water in Windsor? [LOL]

waxthis
05-22-2013, 10:44
Is there something funny in the water in Windsor? [LOL]

Speaking for the west side.....As the weekends approach, the water does seem to have a different aroma to it...
[Beer]

waxthis
05-22-2013, 13:35
Can you pick out the hottest pepper/peppers?

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/F7E33E24-55A9-4C0B-83D5-8FEA39503357-3720-00000704CCE49679_zpsb1d7c386.jpg

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 18:48
I'm probably way off on this one, but I think I see jalapeños, habeñeros, and at least 2 kinds of chilis.

DSB OUTDOORS
05-22-2013, 19:32
Can you pick out the hottest pepper/peppers?

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/F7E33E24-55A9-4C0B-83D5-8FEA39503357-3720-00000704CCE49679_zpsb1d7c386.jpg

I bet it's those little red bastards at the top. Next the jalapenos, then dem yeller ones.

OtterbatHellcat
05-22-2013, 21:22
Gall darn it and shucks to heck.


I'm seriously lacking in the personal time department.....

One aspect of my occupation is to install custom vehicle graphics, several vehicles will be coming in over the next couple of months that require my dual armed capability in order to "get the job done". I really don't want to wait to get this shoulder fixed and get the rehab underway, but..... I've been there for 27 years, understand the bosses concern about the customer needs, and I'm willing to wait and see what the doc says on the consult next Wednesday.

Coolest thing is that I get to shoot TWO new weapons this weekend, I'm glad that it's my left shoulder that is messed up.....I can still SHOOT since I'm right handed.

New mini 14 and a new shotgun to mess with...looking forward to messing with those and the ones I'm already familiar with.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:39
Time for a little whoring session... Who else is here?

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:40
Gosh I haven't been shooting in a couple of months... Only dry fire drills and house clearing drills in the absence of range time.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:41
The good news: I just got accepted into the Frontier Sportsman's Club here in Colorado Springs! I'm really excited to have a safe and respectable place to shoot again!

waxthis
05-22-2013, 21:42
Correct...............And the kickers are the two long fat red ones at 10 and 12....The famous Ghost Pepper, twice the heat of a habanero. The thin red ones are cayenne. Simmer for 4 hours, puree till its pure liquid, and you have some wicked hot sauce!................[Wow2]

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:42
Dog owners:

Do you let your dog(s) sleep on the bed with you? If so, why?

Robby30-06
05-22-2013, 21:45
I put a couple of 5.56 into a freezer compressor today. I am anxious to cut it apart and assess the internal damage.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:45
Correct...............And the kickers are the two long fat red ones at 10 and 12....The famous Ghost Pepper, twice the heat of a habanero. The thin red ones are cayenne. Simmer for 4 hours, puree till its pure liquid, and you have some wicked hot sauce!................[Wow2]
Nice! I'm not sure how much of that I could handle! I love me some habeñero salsas, but my last experience with Ghost peppers was not a good one....

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:46
Nice! I'm not sure how much of that I could handle! I love me some habeñero salsas, but my last experience with Ghost peppers was not a good one....
Lets just say that it burns twice as much coming out as it does going in!

[panic]

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:47
I put a couple of 5.56 into a freezer compressor today. I am anxious to cut it apart and assess the internal damage.
Why?!?

waxthis
05-22-2013, 21:48
Hell no, 11 year old female lab snorezzzz up a storm, and licks her lips all night..Now that its warm out, I put her out at night. I think she sleeps better outside. I even lock the cats in the basement because they think our faces are treadmills at 3 am.

Robby30-06
05-22-2013, 21:51
Why?!?

I want to see if there was any penetration into the crank.....you know playing forensics.

waxthis
05-22-2013, 21:51
Nice! I'm not sure how much of that I could handle! I love me some habeñero salsas, but my last experience with Ghost peppers was not a good one....

OMG...Was that you in that You-Tube video?? How's the colostomy bag working out for ya....[LOL]

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:52
Hell no, 11 year old female lab snorezzzz up a storm, and licks her lips all night..Now that its warm out, I put her out at night. I think she sleeps better outside. I even lock the cats in the basement because they think our faces are treadmills at 3 am.
Yeah, dogs smacking their lips at night is super annoying. Also, our black lab mix will scratch himself in the middle of the night, and his collar and rabies tag are loud enough to wake up the neighbors. We usually let him lay on our bed for a little bit while we wind down and get ready for bed, but then kick him out into the hallway before turning the lights out. Then he'll sleep at the top of the stairs and guard our bedroom all night.

Robby30-06
05-22-2013, 21:53
Plus it was one of the things around to shoot at.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:56
OMG...Was that you in that You-Tube video?? How's the colostomy bag working out for ya....[LOL]
[ROFL2] Nah, that one wasn't me. I was the guy who shoved a fire extinguisher up his rear and squeezed the trigger to put out the flames...[Flower]

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 21:59
Plus it was one of the things around to shoot at.
Okay, I'll admit, I've shot up an old refrigerator in my youth... [Abused]

...Unlike what you see in the movies, just about every round will penetrate a fridge at 50 yards. After putting a bunch of holes in it, a 12ga rifled slug right into the center of the door blew the door clean off the hinges.

Robby30-06
05-22-2013, 22:03
Yep the 22lr went in and out the other side of the freezer at around 40 yds.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:04
[ROFL2] Nah, that one wasn't me. I was the guy who shoved a fire extinguisher up his rear and squeezed the trigger to put out the flames...[Flower]
Turned it into an Air Force instructional video because I used the P.A.S.S. method with the fire extinguisher... You know: Pull the pin, Aim it up your rear end, Squeeze the handle, S​weep side to side.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:07
Damn shame about Oklahoma... My boss' parents lost exactly half of their house. Left side is completely intact, right side is totally gone.

HoneyBadger
05-22-2013, 22:08
Ten more posts to 3200!

waxthis
05-22-2013, 22:09
Stove with 1lb of Tannerite. Hid the mixture in the back of the oven, third shot and KABOOM..Man I love summer time.....;)

http://s572.photobucket.com/user/waxthis/media/2ADEE3C9-5B6F-4348-85CB-3776B6C4B8BE-4060-0000075A42A8EE61_zps0e0f9fb4.mp4.html

waxthis
05-22-2013, 22:14
Turned it into an Air Force instructional video because I used the P.A.S.S. method with the fire extinguisher... You know: Pull the pin, Aim it up your rear end, Squeeze the handle, S​weep side to side.

Your getting an invite to the Block Party...We will need your skilllllz.