The post whore thread.

[SideShow Bob]

GilpinGuy, I came up to visit you Saturday night, but you weren't there.

You sure he didn’t see you coming first ?

[Irving]

I:)

[Great-Kazoo]

Didn?t know they were doing anything about it at federal level. Guess we will see how it shakes out.


Reason Numero Dos, for Arizona relocation : NO Daylight Savings Time change.

[Hummer]

Or allow him to look upon where his ancestors came from.



Then toss him in the arroyo, allowing the deer to feast upon his remains. Being forever spread out among the prairie grass, as they sheet him out.


A little known fact is that deer do eat meat and scavenge carrion when they can. White-tailed Deer have been documented to eat both dead birds and live birds caught in mist nets.

All animals consume other animal life in one form or another.

[ChickNorris]

I found a nice hotel in Pueblo that I can afford.

Almost sounds like a riddle doesn't it?

[OtterbatHellcat]

We've had pretty good luck with Comfort Inns. Especially the one in Santa Fe....we know the staff by name mostly. Ed is pretty cool, he's the night guy.

[OtterbatHellcat]

GilpinGuy, I came up to visit you Saturday night, but you weren't there.

I believe he works day shifts now. 9 to 4 type of thing I think.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Or allow him to look upon where his ancestors came from.





Then toss him in the arroyo, allowing the deer to feast upon his remains. Being forever spread out among the prairie grass, as they sheet him out.

Yeah...I can dig that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My response:

I felt if I kept trying it might finally work so I wouldn?t have to call and deal with you people.

Now, be a good little monkey and do your job and fix my stuff.

I have important work to do.

Ray,...you really do come up with some funny shit from time to time.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I got the old flooring out ,and the new flooring into that pantry. Baseboard is cut to fit and ready to paint and install. Just utilize that new nail gun to set the shelves and then have no TP to stuff onto it...ha. Seriously though, I might have to install center braces for the weight of canned foods and other supplies...I'll see how they do first I figure.

[Great-Kazoo]

I got the old flooring out ,and the new flooring into that pantry. Baseboard is cut to fit and ready to paint and install. Just utilize that new nail gun to set the shelves and then have no TP to stuff onto it...ha. Seriously though, I might have to install center braces for the weight of canned foods and other supplies...I'll see how they do first I figure.

you'll know how they hold up. Around 4:30 this morning, when the supports give way. Dropping 100 lbs of canned goods in a short continuous crash .

[OtterbatHellcat]

I should just put them in now, that would be more smarterier.

[Great-Kazoo]

first 16-17 sec.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiu1JZYg_Sc

[Gman]

Hey, who you callin' people?

...and g'mornin' back.

[Great-Kazoo]

well since it's been slow today, for the night crew


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrjdYNwnZ-w

[Great-Kazoo]

or something from the land of oz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX93gmyya7c

[Great-Kazoo]

for those who got some, or just lucky .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gZlL_Mok

[Mazin]

Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue

[Mazin]

Better yet just go back to the roman method, sponge on a stick anyone!?

[Gman]

As long as we have water, a handheld shower head can work wonders. [Coffee]

[fright88]

It's all a ploy brought on by the bidet companies!!

[Mazin]

As long as we have water, a handheld shower head can work wonders. [Coffee]

Thats what she said......[ROFL1]

[CS1983]

Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.

[Gman]

Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, does this drinking fountain seem low to you?"

[buffalobo]

Bidets have gained a great deal of popularity the last few years.

[buffalobo]

Seen a few, seem odd to me. Never tried it.

[buffalobo]

Looks like a good way to make a mess really fast.

[spqrzilla]

Bidets have gained a great deal of popularity the last few years.

So has trans surgery.

[Gman]

I don't even want to know the connection you made with that.

[spqrzilla]

80371

[Gman]

OK, that is very funny.

[theGinsue]

Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.

I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

[buffalobo]

So has trans surgery.Not planning to try that either.

[ray1970]

Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue

In a pinch, you can wipe with a squirrel or rabbit. Softer than anything you can buy in a roll.

[Irving]

I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

Hummer likes his. For $50 on Amazon, I've been considering as well.

[ChickNorris]

Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hey, does this drinking fountain seem low to you?"

This was pretty funny too

[ChickNorris]

Thats what she said......[ROFL1]

She's probably not wrong.

[Mazin]

[ROFL1] Nice

[ray1970]

She's probably not wrong.

Sure she is. Women are never right.

[Gman]

Sure she is. Women are never right.
[Peep]

[theGinsue]

Sure she is. Women are never right.

Oh, fu... I'm doing a low crawl out of here. You're on your own Ray.


[Peep]

Right?!!!!

[brutal]

In a pinch, you can wipe with a squirrel or rabbit. Softer than anything you can buy in a roll.

Gotta thaw them first right?

Unless you got roids, then frozen probably feels better.

[Great-Kazoo]

As long as we have water, a handheld shower head can work wonders. [Coffee]

don't forget to remove your clothing first. Unless you got there too late.

[ray1970]

Gotta thaw them first right?

Unless you got roids, then frozen probably feels better.

Nope. Best to just live trap them. Wiping with a dead critter would just be gross.

[spqrzilla]

Nope. Best to just live trap them. Wiping with a dead critter would just be gross.

You got standards

[BPTactical]

Nope. Best to just live trap them. Wiping with a dead critter would just be gross.

Plus the live ones are self cleaning.

[CS1983]

I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?

Yes. Since we are getting all personally informative, I have a stack of microfiber towels I use to dry with. I then launder those (though they?re no more dirty than one?s towel after a shower and drying one?s balls and crack).

[Gman]

Or you could just air dry. That might not be an option if you have kids.

...or no window coverings and close neighbors.

...or maybe it's a good way to get your neighbors to pay for your window coverings.

[Great-Kazoo]

day 3 of RAINNNNnnnnnnnnn
the 275 gal totes have been emptied 2x. The up side is (for someone) picked up a 24' boat with a nice old evinrude. I can finally get to otterbat's house, w/out getting bogged down where the reservoir crosses the road.

[ray1970]

Little early for monsoon season.

[Gman]

Climate change.

[brutal]

Yes. Since we are getting all personally informative, I have a stack of microfiber towels I use to dry with. I then launder those (though they?re no more dirty than one?s towel after a shower and drying one?s balls and crack).

Don't those drag on your stubble?

[brutal]

Or you could just air dry.
.

https://i.imgur.com/2rngkdF.png

[CS1983]

Don't those drag on your stubble?

No. I don’t shave my butt, which is why the bidet is so handy.

[Gman]

No. I don’t shave my butt, which is why the bidet is so handy.
So...you get it waxed instead?

[ChickNorris]

Nice title

[ChickNorris]

For some reason I think of Fabio & a not butter commercial

[Great-Kazoo]

Little early for monsoon season.

This is considered an undocumented monsoon. Down side is i did 1/2 ac with some pasture pro to kill the weeds. Fortunately there was a week after spraying, before the rains fell. Up side is NAZ's looking kinda green

[Gman]

http://youtu.be/lg52V_bOIuY

[brutal]

Nice title

[LOL]

[brutal]

http://youtu.be/lg52V_bOIuY

LOL

I have a work associate they call Fabio.

[Great-Kazoo]

I can't say it's still raining a lot down here.

But someone driving a pickup with a rather large trailer stopped by today. Crazy looking guy with a beard and wearing a toga, for lack of a better word.

Asked if we happened to see a pair of giraffe in the area. Gave me a card and said stay dry, laughing, as he drove off.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Been raining like a bitch over here for the last hour....hard enough it woke me up.

I'll bet our main road to the north has deteriorated quite a bit more since yesterday.

[CS1983]

I can't say it's still raining a lot down here.

But someone driving a pickup with a rather large trailer stopped by today. Crazy looking guy with a beard and wearing a toga, for lack of a better word.

Asked if we happened to see a pair of giraffe in the area. Gave me a card and said stay dry, laughing, as he drove off.

Who needs drugs when real life is happening right outside, amirite?!

[3beansalad]

Rumors coming out of Ohio, via family of Kroger Corp employees, Kroger and all owned grocery stores will close stores to prevent spread of Corona virus. Online ordering and drive thru pharmacy will remain in operation.

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[CS1983]

What kind of freaking coordinated pre-ww3 psyop is happening? Is corona *really* that bad?

[CS1983]

“Splays for the Bidet”?

Wouldn’t “Swamp Ass” be better? More of a double entendre since I can be an ass sometimes :)

[Great-Kazoo]

What kind of freaking coordinated pre-ww3 psyop is happening? Is corona *really* that bad?

some of the worst tasting beer i've had.

[Gman]

What kind of freaking coordinated pre-ww3 psyop is happening? Is corona *really* that bad?
No, it's not. If you took the clueless nursing home in WA out of the equation, US fatalities are not statistically significant.

[Gman]

I can't say it's still raining a lot down here.

But someone driving a pickup with a rather large trailer stopped by today. Crazy looking guy with a beard and wearing a toga, for lack of a better word.

Asked if we happened to see a pair of giraffe in the area. Gave me a card and said stay dry, laughing, as he drove off.
Ah, the answer to an age old question. "What would Noah drive?"

[ChickNorris]

?Splays for the Bidet??

Wouldn?t ?Swamp Ass? be better? More of a double entendre since I can be an ass sometimes :)

Monkey Butt...

An axe to the head cures all.

Still working on my covid19 #haikus

[CS1983]

Corona virus
Plague or psyop, who knows, man?
Drink more Ovaltine

[Irving]

I'm looking for a holster for a Covid19. Anyone have any leads?

[Irving]

No, it's not. If you took the clueless nursing home in WA out of the equation, US fatalities are not statistically significant.

We should treat this like we do school shootings. As long as no one we know has been killed, then pretend it isn't a problem and doesn't exist. March around reminding everyone how it's not statistically significant, and how they're more likely to die in a car wreck. Even amount of old people who haven't died in a nursing home from Corona vs those who have, the number isn't significant and we should tell the elderly that they should be glad to know how safe they actually are at their nursing homes.

[Gman]

Did I make you butt-hurt about the truth or something?

Life is risky. We mitigate risk where we can, but some level of risk, including the risk of death, is acceptable to us humans. It's in our nature.

[ray1970]

Life is risky. We mitigate risk where we can, but some level of risk, including the risk of death, is acceptable to us humans. It's in our nature.

Sounds like we should work on expanding the authority of the TSA.

If we trust them to keep us safe when we travel then maybe we could trust them to keep us safe everywhere.

[Irving]

No, I'm tired of that piss poor argument. It's okay to not care about something. I mean that should be the default since most things don't effect everyone. It's annoying to tell other people what they should or shouldn't care about it. It's not about you, it's about dumb shit arguments that propogate all over the internet and people just spout them off as talking points. It's the same as when people try to jump into conversations about legalizing things with, "just tax the heck out of it and make it legal!"

In either case, I understand why that point of view exists. For school shootings, going after guns is easy and people are concerned about their 2A rights, so they down play the issue. With Corona, people panicking and shutting down everything seems immediate and dramatic, but it hurts the economy probably more than it has to be hurt and that damages everyone, in an immediate and dramatic fashion.

In the case of Corona though, saying a number of deaths is not statistically significant is silly because as more people get infected, the number might go up until it is no longer insignificant. Hopefully it doesn't pan out that way though. I'm really rooting for the possibility that this showed up here months earlier and half the population has already burned through it. We'll see though. I'm pretty concerned about the economy right now.

[Gman]

...and your answer is?

If you've lived long enough, you've seen shit like this come and go. The MSM and politicians fanning the flames is not helping...and that's frakking intentional!

[BPTactical]

?Splays for the Bidet??

Wouldn?t ?Swamp Ass? be better? More of a double entendre since I can be an ass sometimes :)

Nah, "Splays for the Bidet" sings.......

[Irving]

You mean what do I think people or businesses should do, be doing? For the record, I wasn't disagreeing with your sentiment that this might be overblown. I don't really know enough about this to make an opinion that's worth anything.

[ChickNorris]

A little-known fact
Zombies love toilet paper
For mummy cosplay

#haiku

[FoxtArt]

All the comparisons to "H1N1", car accidents and flu deaths are "piss poor" as well.

It's more like standing a few blocks outside of the Las Vegas shooting while it's actively happening, standing on a box shouting:



Pfft only 2 people died, it's nothing like Sandy Hook...
Pfft only 8 people died, it's nothing like the Theater shooting...
Pfft only 18 people died, more people died from suicides today...
Pfft you idiots should stop running, he aint' going anywhere...
Pfft only 24 people died, more people died from cars today...
Pfft only 48 people got shot, more people died from cancer...
Pfft only 300 people got trampled, more people died from Flu...
(so on, so forth)


It's a novel virus that really kills elderly people. Just like people giving an active shooting a wide berth; their statistical risk doesn't mean their actions are unwise.

All the pundits do not have a crystal ball in the middle of any event. In this case, our medical capacity is quite limited. If too many people get sick at one time, then those critical cases (~10% of infections) will overwhelm the hospital system and a lot of people who were not in any risk of life will die.

Italian doctors, for instance, are having to make choices like removing intubation from 40 year olds in favor of 30 year olds. And only a fraction of the population is infected presently. The reality is our healthcare system is ill prepared for any tiny influx of cases of any kind. Even a 10% increase in normal hospitalizations can cause those kind of issues. Come fall and winter, those decisions might reach insanity (e.g. triage: Only save under 30). You guys can pull death stats for cancer all you want, but people don't suddenly all come into the ER and fill the beds, hallways, and tents with cancer or car accidents and share their cancer and accidents with doctors.

The statistical comparisons are outrageous and show many people here to have logical patterns that are no better, sometimes worse, than a typical progressive liberal fuckbag.

[Gman]

A little-known fact
Zombies love toilet paper
For mummy cosplay

#haiku
Love it!

[Gman]

You know what would be cool? Having a thread for discussing coronavirus.

[Irving]

Yes

[davsel]

Italian doctors, for instance, are having to make choices like removing intubation from 40 year olds in favor of 30 year olds.

No, they're not.

[Gman]

Howdy, hos.

Anybody got anything fun planned for the weekend?

[Irving]

Working on cars and avoiding talk about Corona Virus, although you couldn't tell I'm avoiding it by how often it comes up. Lots of parts being delivered in the next week or two. And a pre-teen that is out of school that gets to help me, whether she wants to or not.

[ray1970]

Probably just do my usual.

Try to get in a couple of rounds of disc golf, maybe get with my wife and continue shopping for a new vehicle, try and go get some groceries, probably lunch and drinks at Old Chicago tomorrow afternoon, etc.

Still have a bathroom remodel project that I?ve been dragging out for too long so I?m taking next week off to focus on finishing that up.

Would love to squeeze in a trip to the range but that likely won?t happen.

Was going to a concert at the Pepsi Center but that got canceled.

Won?t be watching any hockey on tv either I guess.

[ChickNorris]

Surprise, I've a couple different precision rifle matches this weekend.

Going to fly in a little plane to a little airport, to visit a friend next week.

[Gman]

Won?t be watching any hockey on tv either I guess.
I'm a Dish customer, so that hasn't been happening anyway. ;-)


Surprise, I've a couple different precision rifle matches this weekend.


Going to fly in a little plane to a little airport, to visit a friend next week.
That...sounds...awesome.

[Gman]

I will likely putter around the house, as usual. I should have a new consulting gig starting up later this month. I'm going to rearrange my home office in preparation of that.

[buffalobo]

Birthday party for grand daughter.[AR15]

[Great-Kazoo]

All the comparisons to "H1N1", car accidents and flu deaths are "piss poor" as well.

It's more like standing a few blocks outside of the Las Vegas shooting while it's actively happening, standing on a box shouting:



It's a novel virus that really kills elderly people. Just like people giving an active shooting a wide berth; their statistical risk doesn't mean their actions are unwise.

All the pundits do not have a crystal ball in the middle of any event. In this case, our medical capacity is quite limited. If too many people get sick at one time, then those critical cases (~10% of infections) will overwhelm the hospital system and a lot of people who were not in any risk of life will die.

Italian doctors, for instance, are having to make choices like removing intubation from 40 year olds in favor of 30 year olds. And only a fraction of the population is infected presently. The reality is our healthcare system is ill prepared for any tiny influx of cases of any kind. Even a 10% increase in normal hospitalizations can cause those kind of issues. Come fall and winter, those decisions might reach insanity (e.g. triage: Only save under 30). You guys can pull death stats for cancer all you want, but people don't suddenly all come into the ER and fill the beds, hallways, and tents with cancer or car accidents and share their cancer and accidents with doctors.

The statistical comparisons are outrageous and show many people here to have logical patterns that are no better, sometimes worse, than a typical progressive liberal fuckbag.

says the undocumented lawyer. Or should we add physician to that cv, as well ?

people get sick, people die. WE have no control over our fate, be it in a building @ 9/11 or some kids drop a cinder block off the overpass. Having read your post in the actual CV thread, you've waffled from not bad to [panic].

[buffalobo]

FCS, its the flu, you can't stop it. It might be a little worse than we are used to. You can limit your own exposure and risk.[gohome]

[Gman]

FCS, its the flu, you can't stop it. It might be a little worse than we are used to. You can limit your own exposure and risk.[gohome]

Amen, brother.

[Gman]

Oh, and happy Friday the 13th, folks.

[buffalobo]

Besides, if you don't get it this spring you can look forward to it next fall.

[buffalobo]

Oh, and happy Friday the 13th, folks.

Last Apocalyptic adventure I read, the president and vice president were assassinated on Friday the 13th.

[mindfold]

Last Apocalyptic adventure I read, the president and vice president were assassinated on Friday the 13th.

Which one? Book that is, not president.


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[buffalobo]

Only good thing when wind blows like this, is the other guy can't hit shit either. [AR15] [fail]

[buffalobo]

Empire - Orson Scott Card

[buffalobo]

https://youtu.be/aPGdA2bPX90

Your Welcome, BBWWwwwwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

[Great-Kazoo]

Only good thing when wind blows like this, is the other guy can't hit shit either. [AR15] [fail]

When Johnnyego and i hit the range. The windier the day, the better we shot. Good calm day, there wasn't a berm that didn't face our wrath.

[buffalobo]

When Johnnyego and i hit the range. The windier the day, the better we shot. Good calm day, there wasn't a berm that didn't face our wrath.I don't mind when it's Kentucky windage but that shit out there is Wyoming windage.

[FoxtArt]

says the undocumented lawyer. Or should we add physician to that cv, as well ?

people get sick, people die. WE have no control over our fate, be it in a building @ 9/11 or some kids drop a cinder block off the overpass. Having read your post in the actual CV thread, you've waffled from not bad to [panic].

If people want to group suicides into homicide statistics and then compare that to shark attacks to make a point that guns are bad, I'll call their ass out.

If the best response they have is to call me a "racist", they've established their ignorance.

There's two circle jerks going on. One, the side that is anxiety riddled, clutching TP in the bathroom and peeking out the window, watching inaccurate garbage; And two, the other fence, masturbating each other with equally inaccurate garbage.

It's true to say people are panicking to much, much of the panic-buying is ridiculous, the economic damage is a burden, and many measures are excessive. Parading around equally-bad information isn't necessary, and no, people aren't boarding your train, nor are they "racists" for not nodding their heads. Saying it's just a "cold" for everyone, making comparisons to car accidents, claiming it's been in the community for months - all as nonsensical as the former.

And if you have a problem with me personally, by all means PM me your thoughts. I'd love to hear it, Kazoo [Coffee]

[Gman]

Only good thing when wind blows like this, is the other guy can't hit shit either. [AR15] [fail]
No kidding. Made it challenging playing fetch with the dog. Challenging him, not so much me.

[Gman]

Anybody got a chili recipe for TP?

[SideShow Bob]

Anybody got a chili recipe for TP?

You May want to save the TP for what comes after eating the chili.........

[ChickNorris]

https://youtu.be/aPGdA2bPX90

Your Welcome, BBWWwwwwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

This made me happy.

[ray1970]

This made me happy.

What about this one?

TywmpMQYojs

https://youtu.be/TywmpMQYojs

[ChickNorris]

What about this one?

https://youtu.be/TywmpMQYojs

Giggle snort

[spqrzilla]

You two are weird

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sure.....it's cool if "they" are.

phhhtttt.

[ray1970]

Looks like I?m going to have to find the threads about the prepper stuff and brush up on some knowledge prior to the next big virus outbreak.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I finished the pantry closet shelve stuff today....came out pretty darn good.

[OtterbatHellcat]

999 more projects to go, and I'm done.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Funny and insightful would equal...

Hiclarity.

You're welcome...:)

[HoneyBadger]

Well, shit. Hey guys.

[wyome]

Good morning...I need a burrito

[buffalobo]

Well, shit. Hey guys.Alabama?

All good with family Badgers?

[HoneyBadger]

Alabama?

All good with family Badgers?

All is well with the family here.

I'm about 90% sure I've been exposed to COVID-19, so I'm basically on house arrest. Filed my taxes on Thursday. Watched the entire Band of Brothers series yesterday. Not sure what to tackle today. [Flower]

[HoneyBadger]

The officially unofficial 100000 th PWT post.

A little bummed I wasn't here for this. [gohome]

[buffalobo]

All is well with the family here.

I'm about 90% sure I've been exposed to COVID-19, so I'm basically on house arrest. Filed my taxes on Thursday. Watched the entire Band of Brothers series yesterday. Not sure what to tackle today. [Flower]Good on the family, bummer on the flu.

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah, I'm not overly concerned. Just taking smart precautions. Washing hands frequently, staying away from others, doing my best not to touch my face or lick doorknobs.

Definitely using this opportunity to teach the kids why hygiene and sanitation is important, as well as basic preparedness for food, cleaning supplies, etc.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well, shit. Hey guys.

Relocated from a liberal hell, to a humid one. Welcome back.

[Great-Kazoo]

Yeah, I'm not overly concerned. Just taking smart precautions. Washing hands frequently, staying away from others, doing my best not to touch my face or lick doorknobs.

Definitely using this opportunity to teach the kids why hygiene and sanitation is important, as well as basic preparedness for food, cleaning supplies, etc.

DON'T SHOOT THE WINDOWS! ! ! ! ;)

[HoneyBadger]

Relocated from a liberal hell, to a humid one. Welcome back.

Thank you sir. It's been way too long!

[HoneyBadger]

DON'T SHOOT THE WINDOWS! ! ! ! ;)

Hahaha I'll never forget that trip! [ROFL1]

[Mazin]

HB missed you brudda! Get well quick man!!

[HoneyBadger]

HB missed you brudda! Get well quick man!!

Thanks! I don't think I'm sick - just being extra careful.

[Mazin]

Don't blame you at all man. I started self containment about 3 years ago [Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

Thanks! I don't think I'm sick - just being extra careful.

Just the residual of california, leaving your body

[brutal]

Well, shit. Hey guys.

Welcome back stranger.

Looking to score some TP?

[Irving]

Hi HoneyBadger.

[HoneyBadger]

Welcome back stranger.

Looking to score some TP?

I've got some ASEs I'll trade you. How many for a 12-pack? [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

HB !!

Great to see you around again, Man. :D

[HoneyBadger]

Hey Irving! :D

[HoneyBadger]

What's up OBC? Or should I say... OBHC? :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

obc is easier.

BC showed up for a bit a while back.

It's nice to see ya brother, hope you get to feeling right soon. Don't be a stranger, ho-bag.

[HoneyBadger]

Don't be a stranger, ho-bag.

[Beer]

[ChickNorris]

Hello HoneyB

[ChickNorris]

Youve been mentioned more than few times.

[HoneyBadger]

Hello HoneyB
Hello!


Youve been mentioned more than few times.
Oh yeah? Nothing good, i'm sure... :D

[ChickNorris]

Separately, no match @ Ft. Carson today. Im a bit disappointed

[ChickNorris]

Youve been missed.

Give you the warm fuzzies to know?

[ChickNorris]

Hotel is as expected. Nice enough.


Wish I could say my late lunch/dinner was passable. Going so early I figured the restaurant was near empty because it was an off hour, even on a Saturday. I knew better.

Bloody awful. Didn't make it past the 3rd bite. Paid the check & walked back to the hotel even more disappointed than when I went in.
Left the nice young lady a big tip, though. With food that shitty I cant imagine she makes much money working there.

Vending machine took my dollar, spun & did not drop my item...

I yield.

[whitewalrus]

Guess you?ve had a rough day. Hope tomorrow is better

[Irving]

Food has to be pretty bad for me to not eat it after I paid for it.

[whitewalrus]

Food has to be pretty bad for me to not eat it after I paid for it.

Or at least ask for a refund

[ChickNorris]

It wasn't enough to be worth the hassle. I already spent a bunch of money coming down here & for the hotel. Even donated my match fee because... well, just because.


I saw a sonic. Maybe I will try to procure a milkshake. Wonder how badly this can go...

[ChickNorris]

Food has to be pretty bad for me to not eat it after I paid for it.

Yup. Remember I even tried the milkshake that smelled like feet

[Gman]

Holy moley....had a lot of catching up to do.

Welcome back HB.

Sorry your expedition isn't working out, CN.

[Irving]

Maybe if you built an expedition vehicle like me, it would have worked out. Could have taken dirt roads all the way back to Denver!

[HoneyBadger]

Youve been missed.

Give you the warm fuzzies to know?

Awwwwwwww :)

[ChickNorris]

Maybe if you built an expedition vehicle like me, it would have worked out. Could have taken dirt roads all the way back to Denver!

With everyone's luck lately, I'm expecting to need a new windshield after the drive home tomorrow...

[OtterbatHellcat]

I currently need front glass in three vehicles....no fun.

[whitewalrus]

I just replaced my windshield. Was under $250, doesn?t have any electronic anything in it. Thought it would be much more

[Gman]

When I had Chevy Tahoes, I got rid of my glass coverage. Since it shares the same platform as GM trucks, those windshields were cheap. I seem to recall the last one I bought was about $100.

[OtterbatHellcat]

When I get the third car down here I'll get em all replaced. I know I will miss the discount I once had access to through my work. Still might be okay, just hope to not get the new kid doing it.

Might get some discount for doing multiple vehicles as well maybe.

[MrPrena]

Just played 2 hours of call of duty black ops 3

My eyes needed about 5-8 min recovery time.

[Eek2][Whacko]

[whitewalrus]

When I had Chevy Tahoes, I got rid of my glass coverage. Since it shares the same platform as GM trucks, those windshields were cheap. I seem to recall the last one I bought was about $100.

This was for a Silverado. So same windshield

[OtterbatHellcat]

As referenced in another thread, the sneeze/shoot/spray video is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Current mayhem aside, I hope all of us are gonna manage stuff well enough.......and I hope we have a good week.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

G'nite ho bag specialists.

[OtterbatHellcat]

CN might be making donuts soon.

[Great-Kazoo]

almost time to get in line @ the VA for my "screening" to see if i get a pass in to the facility. For a 9 a.m. apt. Entrances blocked with 1 vehicle permitted to pass after screening. Hee Haw

[spqrzilla]

I could use a donut.

[ChickNorris]

I could use a donut.

I like you my friend.


You dont want the kind OBC was talking about.

[ChickNorris]

Nor the chimichangas

[Gman]

I'm going to hop into the truck and venture into the great unknown.

(mask not included)

[Gman]

Sam's Club Lonetree SITREP: Very little fresh meat of any kind. Much of the frozen chicken is gone. No TP except for a little of the Marathon commercial roll stuff. No clean wipes or hand sanitizer. They had some big bags of rice and canned veggies. Most of the bread products were pretty scarce. Seemed like there was plenty of dairy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Sam's Club Lonetree SITREP: Very little fresh meat of any kind. Much of the frozen chicken is gone. No TP except for a little of the Marathon commercial roll stuff. No clean wipes or hand sanitizer. They had some big bags of rice and canned veggies. Most of the bread products were pretty scarce. Seemed like there was plenty of dairy.

down here, no dairy in the safeway, butter, or of all things fresh produce. How the hell to you store 10 heads of lettuce. Unless you have a gerbil addiction. But those do make decent food source if other options go south.

Here, kitty, kitty .

[Great-Kazoo]

In other news. Animal shelters have noticed an up tic for dog & cat adoptions.

[Great-Kazoo]

really, who hoards lettuce? Another shopper was wondering the same thing. The spouse said well there's always broccoli, no one wants that.

[ray1970]

I?m hoping they start taking food from the flyover states and sending it here to Colorado.

[CS1983]

I’ll bring you an Oklahoman bagel, Ray.

[Gman]

I?m hoping they start taking food from the flyover states and sending it here to Colorado.

Uh...wait. Isn't that redundant?

My neighbor across the street went to King Soopers today and she mentioned that she couldn't find any bags of pre-made salad. I was like "How does anyone expect to store that long-term?"

I did score some bagels at Sam's, but figured I'd not mention it since some weirdos people don't like them.

[spqrzilla]

I like you my friend.


You dont want the kind OBC was talking about.

I got a good donut this morning at Norrie's donut shop. I'm worried about Norrie, I hope she gets through the next weeks OK.

[Gman]

G'night folks.

[Mazin]

Anyone remeber the recipe to the good case lube?

[spqrzilla]

4 to 1 isopropyl alcohol to liquid lanolin

[Great-Kazoo]

Anyone remeber the recipe to the good case lube?


4 to 1 isopropyl alcohol to liquid lanolin

good luck finding alcohol. BUT....... every auto parts place carries heet, same thing

[Mazin]

Nice Thanks!!!!
I actually have a costco 4 pack of isopropyl (bought a loooooong time ago)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Whacka, whacka, whacka.

[Mazin]

Whacka whacka whacka doo!

[OtterbatHellcat]

doo, doo, doo, doooo whahhh, doooo whahhh.

[buffalobo]

Think I need to recalculate rate of food consumption as it relates to minions. Think I need to raise it about 500 calories per day.

They are like freaking locusts.

[HoneyBadger]

Think I need to recalculate rate of food consumption as it relates to minions. Think I need to raise it about 500 calories per day.

They are like freaking locusts.

haha yep - our kiddos are getting there too

[buffalobo]

Been a few years since we have had to feed them everyday, slowly forgot about the amount they consume and the effort to collect and prepare it.

[Hummer]

Oh goodie, with 3-8 inches coming it looks like I'll have something to do over the next few days.


80474

[Gman]

Oh goodie, with 3-8 inches coming it looks like I'll have something to do over the next few days.
That's what she said.

[MrPrena]

I was getting so many good restaurant coupons on my email. It is bummer to takeout those food and eat at home. Now I am getting more coupons for takeout. I haven't tried mimi's cafe since 2005. I might try the takeout this weekend w/ coupon.

[ray1970]

I?m living on PB&J?s right now but when that runs out or I need meat I?ll have to figure out where to get takeout.

[Mazin]

That's what she said.

[ROFL1]

[Irving]

I signed up for Door Dash a while ago, but stopped doing it because it sucked. I'm still getting text notifications that they are busy. I should probably start doing that again, especially now.

[Gman]

I ran across an article today that basically was explaining that every fast food joint is doing free delivery right now. Some, like KFC, are allowing call-ahead orders to be picked up at a specific location at the front counter.

[Great-Kazoo]

I ran across an article today that basically was explaining that every fast food joint is doing free delivery right now. Some, like KFC, are allowing call-ahead orders to be picked up at a specific location at the front counter.

One of my sisters back in NY said everything is closed. You want a meal from any restaurant. It's either curbside or delivery. Only upside is the bars are finally allowing drinks to go, screw the open container law.

[spqrzilla]

80478

[Gman]

Wow, that's a lot of unibombers.

I would like to see restaurants preparing meals for those that are in need (like Meals on Wheels). Keep people working while being able to feed others.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Time....

What a temperamental conniving sneaky bitch she is. "Yeah, I'll get to that."

Sheet.

[ChickNorris]

My husband is working from home now.

I'm going to the range.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm going to the range.
Solid plan. :D

[Gman]

Hopefully the range will stay open. Many of them in WA are closed.

[spqrzilla]

My husband is working from home now.

I'm going to the range.
[ROFL1]

[ChickNorris]

Hopefully the range will stay open. Many of them in WA are closed.

[HoneyBadger]

Is that you? Either way, awesome pic. [Awesom]

[ChickNorris]

Is that you? Either way, awesome pic. [Awesom]

Yup. Me.

[Gman]

How'd you take that selfie?

That's a cool looking range. Which one is that?

My wife is working from home. I'll be working a consulting gig from home later this month. She'll be upstairs and I'll be in the office in the basement so we don't distract each other. Yeah, that's it, distract each other.

[spqrzilla]

https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/come-and-take-it

[buffalobo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B92Xz_gJAUz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[buffalobo]

How'd you take that selfie?

That's a cool looking range. Which one is that?

My wife is working from home. I'll be working a consulting gig from home later this month. She'll be upstairs and I'll be in the office in the basement so we don't distract each other. Yeah, that's it, distract each other.

Whittington?

[whitewalrus]

Hopefully the range will stay open. Many of them in WA are closed.

Public ranges may close. But with the panic gun buying those that sell guns will try to stay open.

[Gman]

https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/come-and-take-it
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OMG, that's hilarious!

[Gman]

Public ranges may close. But with the panic gun buying those that sell guns will try to stay open.

I'm starting a rumor that indoor ranges are fine as long as you have one lane of separation. Lead and smokeless powder fumes also kill Covid-19.

Pass it on. [Coffee]

[Frac]

Funny, but not far off.

Up here, trigger time gun club is open. They are closing off lanes to spread people out. 10-minute breaks between sign-ins so they can sanitize surfaces.

Good for them as they try to serve their members!


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[ChickNorris]

Yes, Whittington.

[MrPrena]

I would like to see the setup (if I can).





Hopefully the range will stay open. Many of them in WA are closed.

You in King County? The east of Seattle?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I really do think the world is going to hell, but not for the reasons that seem apparent.

I ate a cookie today, and I actually liked it.

FTR it was a peanut butter cookie with chocolate chips in it....and if anyone has been paying attention, I'd kill yo mama for a Reeses peanut butter cup. That shit was created by the Devil if you didn't know.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The most important thing that you need to know about your life...........coming up,








....right after this break.

[ray1970]

Awake. Might as well get around and try to shop for basic survival necessities before the crowds hit.

[ray1970]

Well, apparently the 24hr Walmart doesn?t open until 7 these days.

Guess I?ll try again when they open.

[ChickNorris]

I was going to mention that... figured you could use the fresh air

[ray1970]

I love fresh air. Been getting a fair amount of it lately. Excellent weather for it for the last several days too.

[ChickNorris]

First hour @ Walmart might be for senior citizens only.

Its not just Kings now.

[ray1970]

Well, I guess I looked old enough. Lol.

Score!

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200319/de8faf2f52fa92992ebaa6cd8ebdef8e.jpg

Nine rolls. I just doubled my inventory.

The grocery selection is starting to look more normal. Bread, milk, eggs, some meat, frozen stuff, canned goods, etc.

[buffalobo]

Well, I guess I looked old enough. Lol.

Score!

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200319/de8faf2f52fa92992ebaa6cd8ebdef8e.jpg

Nine rolls. I just doubled my inventory.

The grocery selection is starting to look more normal. Bread, milk, eggs, some meat, frozen stuff, canned goods, etc.

Cool, heading to the small town soon to see whats happening. Mrs bo wants to know who is open and trying to do business as normal so we can support them if possible. Mostly wants to know if her favorite mexican restaurant is doing take out I think.[dig]

[ray1970]

Well that sounds like a good way to deplete your TP stash.

[ray1970]

The Mexican food I meant.

[Great-Kazoo]

I really do think the world is going to hell, but not for the reasons that seem apparent.

I ate a cookie today, and I actually liked it.

FTR it was a peanut butter cookie with chocolate chips in it....and if anyone has been paying attention, I'd kill yo mama for a Reeses peanut butter cup. That shit was created by the Devil if you didn't know.

No Fukin Excuse at all !

[buffalobo]

Well that sounds like a good way to deplete your TP stash.We have a good stash.

We have always had more girls than boys in our house hold, we learned long ago.

[ray1970]

Just me and the wife now so usually a 24 pack will get us by for a while. It was just bad timing that we were getting to the point where it was time to buy more right as this craziness happened.

You can bet going forward that there will always be a healthy supply in the basement somewhere. Probably wouldn?t be surprised to see some MRE?s down there too going forward. Just in case.

[Gman]

I would like to see the setup (if I can).






You in King County? The east of Seattle?

I'm not there. Just monitoring closely since I have family up there (Olympic Peninsula) and a desire to relocate closer to them. BiL is supposed to be 'permanently' stationed at Lewis-McChord, but that's probably on hold as the Army isn't permitting travel.

[Hummer]

So far we have just over 9 inches of fresh wet snow. Guessing that we may get another 10 inches before it's over tomorrow. Curious what all of you are seeing?

I was prepared for it with fresh gas for the plow and snowthrower. On Tuesday I cut up a big pile of apple tree limbs and got it covered. And yesterday made a buying trip to town for more chain saw oils, foods and supplies to keep me busy on projects for a few weeks. It was my last planned trip to town and we are in protective isolation now. Unless I carried something home we will be okay for a few months.

[Irving]

Visibility is low, roads get worse the further South. I-25 closed around Castle Rock and South.

[buffalobo]

Snowing hard, wet heavy snow, 30mph wind beating the hell out of 2 of my trees.

[Mazin]

Thats some heavy snow boy, tried to do a little preemptive shoveling and yea......f that.

[buffalobo]

Now the power is out. Bummer, pretty rare for us. Hope it doesn't last long, don't want to have to drag out generator.

[Irving]

We were out getting groceries for people who can't, and stopped at Taco Star. Pretty sure our beef chimichangas are filled with corned beef. I'm not complaining though, it's pretty good.

[3beansalad]

I miss all the good threads until after the lock. [oops][NunChaku]

[Gman]

Now the power is out. Bummer, pretty rare for us. Hope it doesn't last long, don't want to have to drag out generator.

I was wondering if that was going to happen. We were getting some power dips here at the house earlier. Lights were flickering and my home office UPS was clicking to keep everything constant.

Hope it comes back for you soon!

[Irving]

Gman, if you're watching Netflix right now, can you please turn it off?


My Pandora isn't working.

[Mazin]

Ughhhhh anyone else having trouble sleeping lately?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeth.

Ray is probably right in his assessment the other day.

I was supposed to get my propane delivery today...no call, no show.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It was also disappointing to find out that an item I've purchased before not that long ago, was 5 for $25.....is now 5 for $75.

[ray1970]

Ughhhhh anyone else having trouble sleeping lately?

Nope. Been working on some remodel stuff for days and shoveled the driveway and sidewalk so when bedtime rolls around I?m out like a light until the morning.

[ChickNorris]

I don't sleep




...much

[ChickNorris]

Sloppy snow. pita.

[buffalobo]

Fukkin blizzard. Power was out for about 3 hours and coming on to dusk so I headed out in blizzard to drag generator out of storage. Got it into shop checked oil and fuel, grabbed connection cords and started over to house. As soon as I go thru gate into yard power comes back on.

[buffalobo]

Really liking how quiet the inverter generator we bought for camp trailer is.