The post whore thread.

[CS1983]

Midnight shift in effect. Cold brew Kona blend and Grizzly Wintergreen in effect. Good to go.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I just assume I'm not going to get along with anyone. I am seldom disappointed.

I like ya, ya prick. Might not be mutual I suppose, but I still do. Ha!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cav, you gettin' a smooth vibe going on a Friday night?

[CS1983]

Yep, so far. Going through our ticket queue and proofing against previous techs' work. I frankly am curious why I have several tickets with no notes or attempts at resolution by 3 different shifts. Gonna have to talk with those folks about why they didn't attempt to fix, or if they did why they didn't put any notes in the tickets. I'm all for screwing off when there is nothing to do, but ya gotta at least make sure you have nothing to do first. 'Bout to get real Team Leady up in here. lol.

[Irving]

According to a podcast I listened to, the British don't like Wintergreen flavor (because it is used for pain relief and naseua stuff) but America does. 'Merica!

[Great-Kazoo]

Yep, so far. Going through our ticket queue and proofing against previous techs' work. I frankly am curious why I have several tickets with no notes or attempts at resolution by 3 different shifts. Gonna have to talk with those folks about why they didn't attempt to fix, or if they did why they didn't put any notes in the tickets. I'm all for screwing off when there is nothing to do, but ya gotta at least make sure you have nothing to do first. 'Bout to get real Team Leady up in here. lol.

Cause they pass it off to, someone else was going to do it excuse.

[Irving]

Yep, so far. Going through our ticket queue and proofing against previous techs' work. I frankly am curious why I have several tickets with no notes or attempts at resolution by 3 different shifts. Gonna have to talk with those folks about why they didn't attempt to fix, or if they did why they didn't put any notes in the tickets. I'm all for screwing off when there is nothing to do, but ya gotta at least make sure you have nothing to do first. 'Bout to get real Team Leady up in here. lol.

Mother Fuckin were! Nucka!

[ChickNorris]

Poit

[ChickNorris]

My husband just called me ' The stacker of squirrels'

Er, um...have no idea what he could mean by that.

Giggle

[Great-Kazoo]

episode 2 of The Punisher is good

[ChickNorris]

All I've got. Good night folks

[brutal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfHFsfGXjs

You are now obligated to post the solution on 1/20/19

[Irving]

You are now obligated to post the solution on 1/20/19

You wish brah.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yep, so far. Going through our ticket queue and proofing against previous techs' work. I frankly am curious why I have several tickets with no notes or attempts at resolution by 3 different shifts. Gonna have to talk with those folks about why they didn't attempt to fix, or if they did why they didn't put any notes in the tickets. I'm all for screwing off when there is nothing to do, but ya gotta at least make sure you have nothing to do first. 'Bout to get real Team Leady up in here. lol.

Three repeated notes on an existing problem that techs looked at with no resolve. You have a problem with getting shit fixed when it's first reported, and a team that seemingly doesn't give a shit about their job or the people that are counting on quality vehicles or equipment functioning properly.

I do not envy the situation that you are in, as the leader.

[OtterbatHellcat]

What the hell do you do anyways? If you want someone who will get the job done, hire me. What's the pay?

Guarantee you'd have results. If it's computer shit, I'm not your bitch though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

episode 2 of The Punisher is good

Is that the one with the thing, and the other stuff?

[Mazin]

Ever met someone you think you?re going to get along with, but then it?s clear you don?t meet their minimum required cool-meter reading? Or maybe I?m just too cool, and they just feel inadequate to... um yeah, that?s not it. Meh.

I prefer to think of it as my machismo is just too much for the other person to handle.....Fman your cool in my bool!


I just assume I'm not going to get along with anyone. I am seldom disappointed.
^Exactly


Sheeeeit? I know I do stuff and watch stuff that works the opposite way.

I'll have live PD on soon enough I suppose, ?..that redneck, POS, "why are you watching that?....it's so stupid, and the same all the time.", pro-Cop, anti-douchebag, like to see the bad guy eat shit....show.

Headphones?.....when's the next time you're gonna get laid?....lol.

How ya doin', brother?

Living lavita local Holmes lol. The headphone idea actually came from my time with the .gov.........became an invaluable tool to not hear another tool....aka my boss

[Great-Kazoo]

You are now obligated to post the solution on 1/20/19

More than i care to count, or give a damn about.



What i win.

[Great-Kazoo]

Is that the one with the thing, and the other stuff?

Not sure, this one's on netflix, not pornucopia. 2 different punishers

[OtterbatHellcat]

Not sure, this one's on netflix, not pornucopia. 2 different punishers

lmao.

[Great-Kazoo]

Outta hea. Farmers market in the a.m. figure out the oil leak afterward, if it's not raining. Then some trigger time, if i can get through the road.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, is that a real site btw?...;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oil leak….what the hell oil leak do you have?

Damn I wish I could help with crap like that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cross in the green and not in between comes to mind, yes....nonetheless, I wish I could help with that.

[CS1983]

Three repeated notes on an existing problem that techs looked at with no resolve. You have a problem with getting shit fixed when it's first reported, and a team that seemingly doesn't give a shit about their job or the people that are counting on quality vehicles or equipment functioning properly.

I do not envy the situation that you are in, as the leader.

I have 2 new folks who are scared of their own shadows and afraid to break anything. I have another guy who exactly fits your description: he doesn't care. If I weren't shorthanded already, I'd be pushing to get him fired. 2 shifts that are too slammed to be dealing with low priority things that come in. Unfortunately, due to being shorthanded, I'm having to catch these things on other shifts that I'm filling in on.

Once we stabilize, I hope to get rid of the dead weight after we backfill him before he is let go. I'm all for the coast to retirement plan, but one at least needs to work if they're going to fill a spot.

And yes, computer stuff.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Son of a bitch......I can fix shit....but not on a screen.

Need to fix something else real quick like as well.

[OtterbatHellcat]

COAR 15

Thanks, nuff said about that right there.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight, brethren.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ray1970]

[harley]

Morning.

[CS1983]

Goodnightmorning. Dinnerfast is pumpkin pie my wife made. I shall prepare for sleep by playing with the chil’rens once they get up. I shall greet the sun with closing the blinds, and unmake a made bed wherein I shall fall, not rising at this hour.

[ChickNorris]

Rest well.

[ChickNorris]

[harley]

Morning.

Hey!!! A motorcycle!

[Great-Kazoo]

sun's up fast break burritos are about to come off the stove.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My head hurts, but that's not unusual really.

I'm not going to look back, I'm sure I effed something up.

Good morning.

[Great-Kazoo]

My head hurts, but that's not unusual really.

I'm not going to look back, I'm sure I effed something up.

Good morning.

A good stiff bloody mary should ease that.


Guy over on PV has 50 cal ammo cans for $6. ea.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Don't have the ingredients on hand for that, but I'm working on it.

[Irving]

I did a lot of drunk posting last night.

[wctriumph]

I'm at work and the boss is giving me the evil eye, for what I don't know. I was in before he got here and my crew was already working before the front of the store was even open and organized. And just now the printer/ copier is asking for service! Fawk!

Well, I'll put the race face on and get back to work.

[Erni]

Huzza!
After several months of issues my 3d printer is working.

[ChickNorris]

Huzza!
After several months of issues my 3d printer is working.

Yay! I bet that is satisfying

[Erni]

Yay! I bet that is satisfying
Very much so. The stupid thing would have thermal issues after several hours and would skip. Needs more air.

[Irving]

Now it's probably outdated technology.

[ChickNorris]

Hi GloRida!

[Great-Kazoo]

They say the City never sleeps.


But if it did

Would the city Dream ?

[ChickNorris]

Hi Wctriumph!

[BladesNBarrels]

They say the City never sleeps.


But if it did

Would the city Dream ?

Urban Nightmares!

[ChickNorris]

Other than being a forgetful dope that some businesses do winter hours & ARE NOT OPEN as late as I thought so I made a nice long round trip for absolutely nothing....today was unremarkable.

I'm glad its over or near enough.

[ChickNorris]

Good night folks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I was a tycoon tonight....DOMINATED the monopoly board like a boss!!

4 hour game....I was being generous right to the final, mortal blow.

:)

[wyome]

Good nite Chick

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Wyome.

[wyome]

Sup OBC?
Been working weird hours this week...I just pop in when I can

[OtterbatHellcat]

Always good to see ya.

Had a pretty decent day all around, and it was welcome for sure.

[Mazin]

OBC I have a gift for your truck build.
OBC's Truck Decal. https://imgur.com/a/aUEztVX
It's about roughly 7" dia.

[Mazin]

Getting ready to post up the surplus decals i have left over from misc jobs. I keep too much shit

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wow, Mazin...that's really cool !!

I would be proud to sport that decal on the beast for sure...:)

Thank you, Sir.

[wyome]

It should say Chevy!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo…..

lol.

[wyome]

Heh!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mazin, the truck is actually going to have a name though, and if you were willing to help me get an image together for it I'd be happy to do sum bidness witcha..;)

[Mazin]

Hit me up when it comes time, I have a buddy that has a cutter now so I can likely get a custom deal done[Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sweet!!

[Great-Kazoo]

Sweet!!

This isn't going to be another bromance, is it?

[Great-Kazoo]

well shittake. Just noticed i'm over 40K post. Time to retire.




Maybe register as a new member.

Mr. Slate

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya GK !!

Mr. Slate? Wasn't that George Jetsons boss?

Jane, get me off this crazy thing !!!!!!!!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy 40069.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

This isn't going to be another bromance, is it?

You know I'm yours, shush.

[Great-Kazoo]

Heya GK !!

Mr. Slate? Wasn't that George Jetsons boss?

Jane, get me off this crazy thing !!!!!!!!!

Slate owns Bedrock Quarry .


George Jetson's boss was Cosmo Spacely. Owner of SPACELY SPROCKETS.

[Mazin]

Hey GK you get your mail today?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Slate owns Bedrock Quarry .


George Jetson's boss was Cosmo Spacely. Owner of SPACELY SPROCKETS.

Holy dammit...you are most correct, Sir.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Board is deader than dead tonight/this morning...however ya see that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I made a new rule for myself.

#1 Only be a dumbass one day a week, be positive and don't be a shitbag for the other six days.

[OtterbatHellcat]

#2 Even if you're still hammered on the other days, follow rule #1 when posting anything.

[OtterbatHellcat]

#3 Videos don't count.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I expect Chick to be back on anytime soon.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have a pair of readers sitting near me, and I just noticed how disgusting the lenses are. Look like they've been in the hands of 5 year olds at a pizza party, and a little overspray on em.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Glasses suck, don't need them for daily life yet, but I know it's a coming.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lasek...yeah...I dunno. Stigmatism and such.

I'll hold out as long as I can I figure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Quick movie clip break...

https://youtu.be/q9EBYw5VN2E

[OtterbatHellcat]

Worlds biggest booger video, really? I ain't postin it.

Rule number 1

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, 3 says videos don't count, but seriously....nobody needs to see that.

Self keyboard censor victory, and progress is being made. :)

[CS1983]

Just looked up world's biggest booger video. Looked like it had congealed in his entire sinus or something. Was the size of a quail egg lol. Fascinating. Think I'll go heat up my omelet.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Omelets are okay, not a huge fan though.

How's stuff, Cav?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Self help stuff.....good for anyone.


https://youtu.be/0b85QNfmeco

[CS1983]

Going alright. My omelet is good. It's an everything omelet... but not really "everything". No world's largest booger.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Boogerless Omelet. I'm glad you invented it, somehow it seemingly didn't exist prior to us figuring it out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I really dig old ass film from the 30's thru the 60's. I wonder if there would be enough input from members to support an active thread about it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/SbFtFaNkXCc

[CS1983]

When I want boogers in my food, I wear a MAGA hat and a "Trayvon Martin got what he deserved" shirt to Waffle House.

[CS1983]

I really dig old ass film from the 30's thru the 60's. I wonder if there would be enough input from members to support an active thread about it.

I like the old propaganda films.

[OtterbatHellcat]

When I want boogers in my food, I wear a MAGA hat and a "Trayvon Martin got what he deserved" shirt to Waffle House.

That's a hilarious mental picture I just got there. Damn.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cav...that's stand up material.

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/PFbCGT_AWBI

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/8WmvnTNy2ts

[OtterbatHellcat]

Here ya go, Wyome….


https://youtu.be/-PQJRzQdArA

[OtterbatHellcat]

4:18....probably time to get some sleep in a bed.

Goodnight hobags.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[hurley842002]

Morning

[ChickNorris]

: )

[ChickNorris]

You mentioned you had a nice birthday yesterday. Glad to hear it.

[ChickNorris]

Hi Guests!

[ChickNorris]

Time to load magazines. Yay.

[ChickNorris]

Going to stop in the joke thread on the way out. Cheers

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey GK you get your mail today?

Negatory

[ChickNorris]

Naarrrrf

[Great-Kazoo]

I really dig old ass film from the 30's thru the 60's. I wonder if there would be enough input from members to support an active thread about it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

[Mazin]

Negatory

[Censor]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good afternoon.

Won't know if I'm working tomorrow til about 3 hours from now.

No- Party!!!! Woo Hooooo!!!!
Yes- Meh......feck.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sounds like I'll be plowing on Tuesday morning though.

Have I mentioned that I loathe snow?

[ChickNorris]

What he said ^^^^^^^^^^

[Great-Kazoo]

64 deg, quick range trip to test a few guns. Tonight's the full moon & eclipse, have the telescope out





AND IT'S FU#$%^&IN CLOUDY

[ChickNorris]

Yay eclipse!

[Great-Kazoo]

Yay eclipse!

If this cloud cover stays. More like Yay, we missed.

[buffalobo]

So far so good here. Few thin wispy clouds that should clear.

Rare instance of high humidity, giving all lights halos.

[Irving]

Is it even supposed to snow enough to plow?

[buffalobo]

Alert I received didn't show metro in warning.

[Irving]

My app says 1-3" but we'll see. To be fair, when it snowed earlier this week I had no idea that was coming.

[Fentonite]

Lunar eclipse really cool right now

[Great-Kazoo]

Another life lesson, easily forgotten.

Pre cooking dinner to get it out of the way. So you can do other things till the last minute. Well by the time dinner comes around, you're full from sampling it during cooking.

Then one decides those marshmallows in the store look good. So you make rice krispy crunch, something you haven't done in years. Now you're not only full but wired from all the sugarrrrrrrrrrr

[Mazin]

Go howl at the moon like the pups and I, great fun and afterwards your neighbors won't talk to you [Beer]

[Mazin]

Couldn't get a selfie with me and the moon though........

[Great-Kazoo]

Couldn't get a selfie with me and the moon though........

drop ya draws, face the wall, take pic over shoulder of your ass in the mirror. Or pull the pic you said you posted on, chicks with dicks.

[Mazin]

It was "Chunk 'n' Dales" not chicks with dicks.......maybe time for some hearing aids??????

[Great-Kazoo]

It was "Chunk 'n' Dales" not chicks with dicks.......maybe time for some hearing aids??????

Pumpin Males? WTF over

[Great-Kazoo]

AND.... i doubt i will see the parts in the mail tomorrow, either.





















Because there is no delivery

[Mazin]

Negative Ghost rider the booty is full...…..

[Mazin]

So I have an Itch to start building some 1911's...…………..Just no funds to start building 1911's yet. On the plus side the parts for my single stage should be in this week so I can start working brass again, that will be pleasant

[Mazin]

87 post till 11k, might have to plan a party.

[Great-Kazoo]

87 post till 11k, might have to plan a party.

Tell me about it.

[Mazin]

Well It all started out on a cold December evening in 1979...….

[ChickNorris]

Silly

[Irving]

Lunar eclipse really cool right now

Damnit. I've been bored out of my mind all night and completely missed this. I can just barely see a sliver of eclipse left. Thanks for the reminder.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well It all started out on a cold December evening in 1979...….

Ah Ye Ol Dark and Stormy Night, play

[wyome]

Damn u sunday work....I missed football and the blood wolf moon!

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Crickets

[ChickNorris]

Bored

[ray1970]

Too early to be bored. I?d recommend sleeping.

[buffalobo]

Too early to be bored. I?d recommend sleeping.

+1

[ChickNorris]

I went outside & did some gardening.

Came in because I was done.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning again

[CS1983]

You could always sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk.

[ChickNorris]

You know what would be lovely @ 0300... a range open. Fuck I want that.

[ChickNorris]

You could always sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk.

Yeah, but he b*tchs every time take him down low. Next time I'll try a roundhouse & knock him into the next system.

[CS1983]

You know what would be lovely @ 0300... a range open. Fuck I want that.

Colfax?

[wyome]

Yeah, but he b*tchs every time take him down low. Next time I'll try a roundhouse & knock him into the next system.

Sweep the leg Johnny!

[ChickNorris]

F*ck or fight eh?

[mlp]

[wyome]

Susfu ?

[ChickNorris]

Situation unchanged still f*cked up.

[CS1983]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4f1db43ea631a2fd77261327409ab497/tenor.gif

[ChickNorris]

Ooo four curse words in a row.... & one without a bleep because I meant it more than the others.

[ChickNorris]

CavSct... you have too much unstructured time.... & ya'll make fun of me.

[wyome]

Pot....meet kettle

[CS1983]

CavSct... you have too much unstructured time.... & ya'll make fun of me.

I'm monitoring a network on a Federal holiday during the government shutdown.

Also:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d1/d1323247937c8db2660cbcae3f57f0927e6569736896fd3bbe 5fd7fba94a24ff.jpg

[ChickNorris]

Poit

[ChickNorris]

Right. That sucks. Thanks.

[ChickNorris]

Dang. CavSct took his ball & went home.

[wyome]

I'm thinking of going to work... because I can, and because burning vacation when I dont need to do is dumb

[ChickNorris]

I'm thinking of going to work... because I can, and because burning vacation when I dont need to do is dumb

Or you could go out to breakfast with your Wifey.

[CS1983]

Dang. CavSct took his ball & went home.

No, I bought an overpriced breakfast burrito from the chow hall. I'm going on a symbolic hunger strike in solidarity with furloughed and unpaid essential .civ folks.

[wyome]

Or you could go out to breakfast with your Wifey.

Wifey is in jail/work already

[ChickNorris]

My bad. CavSct took his burrito & went home.

: p

[wyome]

My bad. CavSct took his burrito & went home.

: p

Hehehehe

[ChickNorris]

Wifey is in jail/work already

Right. Holiday schmoliday.

[CS1983]

Dr. King fought for the American Dream. Work is the American Dream. No play. Just work. I work in honor of him.

[Great-Kazoo]

Dr. King fought for the American Dream. Work is the American Dream. No play. Just work. I work in honor of him.

It's interesting this is one of the only National Holidays that you don't see any MLK 30% OFF SALE commercials. Guess the guilt or racist boycotts potential against Macy's or Target for having linen sales may be the reason.

[ChickNorris]

It's interesting this is one of the only National Holidays that you don't see any MLK 30% OFF SALE commercials. Guess the guilt or racist boycotts potential against Macy's or Target for having linen sales may be the reason.

Wow

[Great-Kazoo]

Wow

wow? Think about it. Every holiday has SALES, SALES, SALES. Yet not a single Sale advertised anywhere.


There's Columbus Day Sales. Along side the marches against genocide.
Which i have pointed out to many an indigenous person.
IF the outrage was as true physically, as it is in spirit. Why the anger against the Italians.
When the FACT is Queen Isabella of SPAIN commissioned Columbus to go forth in the name of SPAIN!

Look at the ones who colonized the "New World" Sure the Brits had a part. However The Louisiana Purchase? From the French

Almost all of the south west, from the Spaniards .

Then there's Manifest Destiny. A democrat plan to relocate the Indians off fertile land so they could take it.



Imagine of real history was taught in school

[Great-Kazoo]

Now it's time to break fast

[Irving]

1) I believe Arvada Pistol Club is open 24 hours.
2) If it weren't for the US, the French would be speaking German right now. And if it weren't for the French, we'd be speaking Cherokee right now.

[Great-Kazoo]

1) I believe Arvada Pistol Club is open 24 hours.
2) If it weren't for the US, the French would be speaking German right now. And if it weren't for the French, we'd be speaking Cherokee right now.

Mohawk, Iroquois or one of the other many languages .

Out here it would be Lakota , Navajo or Hopi. And that would be the spanish who one could thank, or curse.

[CS1983]

The "natives" (plenty of archeological evidence they were just a new chapter in waves of migration, but I digress) were so given to internecine rivalry that it's unlikely they would have won in the long run. The people and civilizations encountered by the Spanish were nowhere to be found 200 years later for the most part. From the Anasazi to the Timucua (Florida), they died out -- a lot of times due to the genocide perpetrated by other tribes.

[Irving]

The site blocks you from posting more frequently than every 30 seconds, which is sometimes annoying, but not that much. Imagine if it prevented you from posting ever time you ended a sentence in a preposition?! I'd never get a word in.

[BladesNBarrels]

It's interesting this is one of the only National Holidays that you don't see any MLK 30% OFF SALE commercials. Guess the guilt or racist boycotts potential against Macy's or Target for having linen sales may be the reason.

Don't think a sale on sheets would be appropriate on this holiday.
Just Sayin'

[facepalm]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Had to work about 3 hours today, automatic 4 @ time and a half....so, can't bitch too much really. It did kinda suck though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Last I heard on this snow deal, is 2-5 for Denver and high winds all starting around 5:00 pm today. I'd love to find out they blew the forecast and we only get....1 maybe.

But if it's 5, then get up at 3:00 am and go plow...grrrrrr.

[Irving]

5" would be nice. I'm sure we need the snow. My chickens aren't huge fans of snow, but my lawn is.

[CS1983]

The site blocks you from posting more frequently than every 30 seconds, which is sometimes annoying, but not that much. Imagine if it prevented you from posting ever time you ended a sentence in a preposition?! I'd never get a word in.

That's a carry-over from Latin grammar rules. It's actually not a thing in English.

"This is the type of errant pedantry up with which I will not put." - Churchill.

[Irving]

I heard something about all kinds of words or usage that is incorrect and the idea was that once something becomes common usage, it now counts as correct.

[ChickNorris]

Poit

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm excited to reveal that I think I might have plantar fasciitis in my right heel...I can add that to the chronic foot, hand/wrist pain, and my Raynaud's.

Super excited.

[CS1983]

I heard something about all kinds of words or usage that is incorrect and the idea was that once something becomes common usage, it now counts as correct.

I now see what we are up against. And according to? When this all ends, where will we be at? Alas, alas what was before is behind. What was above now beneath. This is something I am not in favor of.

[CS1983]

I'm excited to reveal that I think I might have plantar fasciitis in my right heel...I can add that to the chronic foot, hand/wrist pain, and my Raynaud's.

Super excited.

When you get up in the morning, before stepping out of bed, gently (gradually increasing pressure) roll your affected foot's sole on a tennis ball. It will help stretch the tendon out so you don't inflame with sudden weight.

[Irving]

I now see what we are up against. And according to? When this all ends, where will we be at? Alas, alas what was before is behind. What was above now beneath. This is something I am not in favor of.

My point was only that according to that logic (it was some professor of language or something), it doesn't even matter if it's originally part of English or not.

[CS1983]

My point was only that according to that logic (it was some professor of language or something), it doesn't even matter if it's originally part of English or not.

So we end up with pidgin?

[OtterbatHellcat]

When you get up in the morning, before stepping out of bed, gently (gradually increasing pressure) roll your affected foot's sole on a tennis ball. It will help stretch the tendon out so you don't inflame with sudden weight.

Shit, I'll give it try....thanks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Been the last five days now getting out of bed in the morning it hurts immediately. First few days the pain would ease throughout the day at work....but it's all day now.

[CS1983]

You should probably see a podiatrist, if possible. My mom had/has it.

[Great-Kazoo]

You should probably see a podiatrist, if possible. My mom had/has it.

Absolutely. He'll end up with cortisone shots to start. I also suggest (if insurance pays, or covers part) Orthotics .

[ChickNorris]

Im late to the discussion, but did you switch footwear recently?

[Great-Kazoo]

Walking on concrete, daily, for prolonged periods of time will cause those issues.

[KS63]

100.4* temp and puking my guts out. Then the wife comes home with my 7yr old and he’s got the same thing. Bright side is we’re making it a 3 day weekend :)

[Great-Kazoo]

100.4* temp and puking my guts out. Then the wife comes home with my 7yr old and he’s got the same thing. Bright side is we’re making it a 3 day weekend :)

Hell of a way to spend it.

[CS1983]

100.4* temp and puking my guts out. Then the wife comes home with my 7yr old and he’s got the same thing. Bright side is we’re making it a 3 day weekend :)

I was once told by an Argentinian dishwasher the best cure is to drink a shot of whiskey and get under a bunch of blankets. Can your 7 year old handle his whiskey?

[Erni]

I'm excited to reveal that I think I might have plantar fasciitis in my right heel...I can add that to the chronic foot, hand/wrist pain, and my Raynaud's.

Super excited.
What shoes fo you wear? I switched to GoWalk shoes for a year and the soft shoes helped to alleviate most of it.

[wyome]

When you get up in the morning, before stepping out of bed, gently (gradually increasing pressure) roll your affected foot's sole on a tennis ball. It will help stretch the tendon out so you don't inflame with sudden weight.

Sounds good in theory, but if you gotta pee there ain't no time for that shiz

Custom orthotics and those stupid boots you wear while you sleep help

[CS1983]

Sounds good in theory, but if you gotta pee there ain't no time for that shiz

Custom orthotics and those stupid boots you wear while you sleep help

You don't keep a piss bottle by the bed? What about the sweet release into an adult diaper? :D

(kidding)

[wyome]

You don't keep a piss bottle by the bed? What about the sweet release into an adult diaper? :D

(kidding)

No diapers yet.....

[OtterbatHellcat]

What about the sweet release into an adult diaper?

I vowed to only be a weirdo 1 day a week, contractually I'm not allowed to respond to this with the first thought I had.

Bring this up again this Friday night.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So dig this:

I get mail from my mortgage company a week ago, "I know" what it is, it's next months payment w/envelope....showed up normal time as usual. Didn't open it.

Going through all my mail to pay some bills I have, decided to open mortgage mail too.

"Oh Fu*k".... they sent my check back because …….it wasn't signed. SON OF A BITCH [facepalm]
And of course I can't straighten it out today, it's an effing holiday. I never wanted to set up auto deposit because my current bank doesn't do business in AZ. anyways.

Oh well, hopefully they don't ding my credit for it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have some shit to say about blow gun monkey hunting on Friday too... :)

[Irving]

I have a funny story about peeing into a water bottle while inside a sleeping bag while I was elk hunting. I haven't told anyone and was in danger of forgetting. Thanks for the reminder.

[Great-Kazoo]

So dig this:

I get mail from my mortgage company a week ago, "I know" what it is, it's next months payment w/envelope....showed up normal time as usual. Didn't open it.

Going through all my mail to pay some bills I have, decided to open mortgage mail too.

"Oh Fu*k".... they sent my check back because …….it wasn't signed. SON OF A BITCH [facepalm]
And of course I can't straighten it out today, it's an effing holiday. I never wanted to set up auto deposit because my current bank doesn't do business in AZ. anyways.

Oh well, hopefully they don't ding my credit for it.

Call them tomorrow, explaining you forgot the banks were closed on monday, In honor of Dr. King.

Then consider Chase, or U.S bank, who have offices down Az way.

[Great-Kazoo]

Tamales are just about ready, later.

[MrPrena]

Tamales are just about ready, later.

I miss street vendor tamale in centeral/west LA street area.
Add torta to the order.
No restroom visits.
:)

[Great-Kazoo]

I miss street vendor tamale in centeral/west LA street area.
Add torta to the order.
No restroom visits.
:)

We get them at the year round Farmers Mkt. Grab a few burritos wash it down with some of their strawberry lemonade. At 9 in the morning, oh yeah...

And i hate strawberries, but damn,, they make a good lemonade.

[Irving]

And i hate strawberries, but damn,, they make a good lemonade.

Looks like we got a fucking communist on our hands.

[ChickNorris]

Nasty

[Grant H.]

Looks like we got a fucking communist on our hands.

I don't understand how anyone doesn't like strawberries.

My dad doesn't like them either... It's freaking weird.

When I was in the hospital (couldn't eat/drink for more than a month) my wife brought in a basket of organic strawberries, and I finally had to ask her to go eat them somewhere else. They smelled so F'in good... It's amazing how sensitive your nose gets when going without food for an extended period of time.

[Great-Kazoo]

Looks like we got a fucking communist on our hands.

Long hair, Short hair. What's the difference once their heads blowed off?

[Great-Kazoo]

I don't understand how anyone doesn't like strawberries.

My dad doesn't like them either... It's freaking weird.

When I was in the hospital (couldn't eat/drink for more than a month) my wife brought in a basket of organic strawberries, and I finally had to ask her to go eat them somewhere else. They smelled so F'in good... It's amazing how sensitive your nose gets when going without food for an extended period of time.

Easy, i don't like them. Plus they're a clone of each other. A fuckin Clone, dammet.




Even better. I don't like COFFEE ! smells damn good percolating, taste wise [thumb down1]

[Mazin]

Hated strawberries up until about 4 years ago now I love them. Still dont drink coffee but I also haven't had any caffeine other than occasional chocolate or in meds since 2014.......coincidence maybe

[MrPrena]

Some people just don't like acidic foods.

Whereas I LOVE acidic food and it was taking tolls.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Chase is gonna be my bitch, got a few cards open with them already. Got an offer in the mail to get $600 for opening two new accounts with them if I do it by March, good timing.

I wouldn't say I'm coffee dependent by any stretch, but I have some every morning. Just a little sugar.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Nasty

Communists, or strawberries?

[Irving]

Coffee and beer are learned tastes. Just the other day I was thinking about how there are some foods that need to be finnesed to taste good, some foods that are neutral and can go either way, and some foods that you just can't screw up no matter what you do, and strawberries were the example for the last group.

One time when my daughter was about four she told me that she didn't like strawberries OR mangoes. I told her she was grounded.


Finally, strawberries, as Kazoo pointed out, are a synthesized food (like corn) and are the most recent food that humans have created. I think something as recent as 250 years ago strawberries didn't even exist.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Irving, you're a wood guy.

Does HD or Lowes carry cedar in say....5/8 or 3/4 by 12" ? or is that special order stuff? Was kinda wanting some cedar paneling as well.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I want to refinish a walk in master closet with that stuff.

[Irving]

Sorry, I've never worked with any real wood that wasn't a 2"x4". Buffalobo, JohnnyEgo, Tim K, or Sideshow Bob maybe are your guys for that.

I don't see why you wouldn't just go 1/4" though, unless you mean to build cedar shelves.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, it's for shelving. 1/2 inch stuff sags over time even with kinda decent support. Have a couple of long runs too.

[Irving]

Probably cheaper to use some other material, then use a thinner veneer of the cedar, BUT I've never built shelves before and don't know if that would be ugly or not, or rigid enough.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cedar is a product that moths and mites and stuff, hate. And it kinda smells good. I want to rip everything out, panel the walls with it, and build some brick shithouse shelving.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The paneling only needs to be standard...1/8" or whatever it is usually is. Maybe the stuff is too pricey to do shelves in, I don't know???

Eh, just asking questions.

[Irving]

Unfortunately I don't know either. If you want to feel like you're saving money though, this is for you! https://denver.craigslist.org/zip/d/denver-free-giraffe-reflex-hammer/6800612452.html

[OtterbatHellcat]

It looks like something a pedophile who cruises the Denver Zoo would have in the trunk of his car.

[Irving]

Or her car. Criminals are equal these days.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You do seem to have a better pulse on CL than anyone else I know though, so I know who to ask to find creepy stuff cheap. Not all skills are admirable, but they can be useful.

:)

[Irving]

I think I'm out of material for tonight. PEACE OUT!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Or her car. Criminals are equal these days.

Damn, ...that neutral gender mindset hasn't taken hold with me yet.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight, Irving.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think I'm out of material for tonight. PEACE OUT!

He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen,..... please tip your waitresses.

[Great-Kazoo]

He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen,..... please tip your waitresses.

Why not all of it?

[Irving]

I did get a wild hair up my ass and actually sat down to write a few jokes as if I had a stand up routine though. Kind of a fun exercise, even if it will be like those monks who spend hours on a sand drawing, just to wash them away.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Why not all of it?

No new talent beating the door down to perform?

[Irving]

I think Kazoo was making a "just the tip" dick joke.

[Great-Kazoo]

I think Kazoo was making a "just the tip" dick joke.

No, why not tip all of them, not just one.

You folks minds need to crawl back up to the gutter.

[Great-Kazoo]

I did get a wild hair up my ass and actually sat down to write a few jokes as if I had a stand up routine though. Kind of a fun exercise, even if it will be like those monks who spend hours on a sand drawing, just to wash them away.

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

[ChickNorris]

Naarrrrf

[OtterbatHellcat]

It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".

[Irving]

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

What have you got to loose, your social media cred with all the kids at school? Get fired from your job? Comedy is about being on the edge. You can do it.


It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".

Haha, what? No way, that's funny.

[Great-Kazoo]

It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".

Based on the service the table received. I'll pass.

What could 1 offer a vegan lifestyle, open borders, anti gun, solar power supporter? Besides the most disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

Then again mid way through the coupling, one could produce a MAGA hat for the wildest 8 seconds of ones life.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

Hey, you're good with me.....but you're right. This "society" is unable to absorb your realness, along with a lot of other very real stuff.

[Irving]

Society is real accepting of real dolls.

[OtterbatHellcat]

43 seconds...really? Maybe a good 30 minutes could convert her.

[Great-Kazoo]

What have you got to loose, your social media cred with all the kids at school? Get fired from your job? Comedy is about being on the edge. You can do it.





My stuff is very un-pc. 10 seconds in when i say
I'm trying to quit smoking, but failing miserably. Anyone here happen to have a fag they could spare.



Heads would explode, tears would flow and who knows what else some entitled guilt ridden 20 something would file for disability over.

[Great-Kazoo]

43 seconds...really? Maybe a good 30 minutes could convert her.

30 minutes? We're not in this for the foreplay
She (or what ever the fuck they're identifying as today) has tables waiting on her/him/cis? How would you feel if you had to wait 30 minutes for appetizers?

How fukin rude.

[ChickNorris]

Doll

[OtterbatHellcat]

No....30 minutes of laying pipe.

I've done it, is it that uncommon for you bedwetters?

[Irving]

Yep!