The post whore thread.

[Goodburbon]

I thought about putting up a line, but the dust here is ridiculous. I don't dig gritty undies.


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[GilpinGuy]

I thought about putting up a line, but the dust here is ridiculous. I don't dig gritty undies.


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I don;t like having that "not so fresh feeling" either.

[waxthis]

Wazzzzzz up whores!

[waxthis]

It be Tuesday.

[waxthis]

Don't let your meat loaf!

[waxthis]

37 grackles and one squirrel. I'm on a role.

[Rabid]

37 grackles and one squirrel. I'm on a role.
Lucky you, i am still trying to out smart the wood pecker working on my house. Bird brained my rear, he knows who wants to cause him harm.

[TheBelly]

I work in a cubicle.

[TheBelly]

it hurts my soul to not be outside running around in the woods anymore.

[Great-Kazoo]

Lucky you, i am still trying to out smart the wood pecker working on my house. Bird brained my rear, he knows who wants to cause him harm.

FWIW: Woodpeckers are protected. Use a supersoaker on them, touch o cider vinegar for taste.

[USAFGopherMike]

Jim, go check your PMs

[waxthis]

WTF? No pm's for the rest of us????...........................

[waxthis]

Where did the avatars go?

[Marine24]

FWIW: Woodpeckers are protected. Use a supersoaker on them, touch o cider vinegar for taste.

Good to know. I have one that took a liking to a bird house we had. Opened up the hole large enough to put your fist through and scared off the bluebirds Tried the airsoft route and looked like the night above Baghdad in Gulf I and just as effective. Now that bird is attacking my chimney liner, which is metal. Not the brightest one in the lot.

[Great-Kazoo]

Jim, go check your PMs

done


WTF? No pm's for the rest of us????...........................

It's lonely on Olympus, mortal

[USAFGopherMike]

:) "There can only be one."

[waxthis]

done



It's lonely on Olympus, mortal


??? Is not the west side closer to the heavens?

[brutal]

Good to know. I have one that took a liking to a bird house we had. Opened up the hole large enough to put your fist through and scared off the bluebirds Tried the airsoft route and looked like the night above Baghdad in Gulf I and just as effective. Now that bird is attacking my chimney liner, which is metal. Not the brightest one in the lot.

Actually... He is using it for his mating call. I used to have one that did that. First couple times, I thought something was wrong with my furnace.

[Great-Kazoo]

??? Is not the west side closer to the heavens?

Waste treatment plant perhaps, the heavens no.

[Ridge]

Today's my Friday.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/545/217/b60.jpg

[roberth]

Whaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz up

[waxthis]

Tomorrows my Friday... This week anyhow.....

[waxthis]

Up..........Wazzzzzzzzzzz

[blacklabel]

Friday is my Friday and it's going to be a long week.

[bogie]

Cincinnati style chili is cooking on the stove (Goldstar brand)...

A fresh onion is ready to be chopped...

A pound of cheese ready to be finely graded...

Four-ways (not that kind sickos) will be good tonight!

And it's all endorsed by Pete "Charlie Hustle" Rose.... F@*K YEAH!!!!!!!

http://4192cards.com/rose/oddball2/store/images/1989%20Gold%20Star%20Chili%20-%20Ad%20Poster.jpg

[KestrelBike]

I say go for it. At least if we do not hear from you again we know what happened.

I did it, still alive

[waxthis]

Sexy

[roberth]

Watching Exorcist 3 - [Evil]

I like a good scare.

[fly boy]

16529!

[waxthis]

Scary Movie................. Hands down!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyLFhr2GSrk

[HoneyBadger]

16529!
Dude! You're almost to 1000!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

Cincinnati style chili is cooking on the stove (Goldstar brand)...

A fresh onion is ready to be chopped...

A pound of cheese ready to be finely graded...

Four-ways (not that kind sickos) will be good tonight!

And it's all endorsed by Pete "Charlie Hustle" Rose.... F@*K YEAH!!!!!!!

http://4192cards.com/rose/oddball2/store/images/1989%20Gold%20Star%20Chili%20-%20Ad%20Poster.jpg

It's not chili if you opened a can or box, failure.

[Great-Kazoo]

Tomorrows my Friday... This week anyhow.....

lets hit someplace for fastbreak turdsay or friday morgan

[waxthis]

lets hit someplace for fastbreak turdsay or friday morgan


Back to Denver tomorrow evening till Sat afternoon....[Rant1]

[fly boy]

Dude! You're almost to 1000!!!
and I have no idea when I will hit 1,000. Too busy, can't even whore

[02ducky]

What is up whores?

Need to get some stupid random posts caught up

[02ducky]

And I am off 2 in a row! Who's the man now?

[02ducky]

3 in a row, could it be?

Woot, woot.

[02ducky]

Anybody have anything fun planned this weekend?

[02ducky]

Can't stop me know, I need a hand puppet to talk to.

[02ducky]

Need to get 4 more to keep my roll going.

[02ducky]

Okay well this is boring... I am out

[brutal]

Back to Denver tomorrow evening till Sat afternoon....[Rant1]

I have to fly into St. Paul for a couple days, so quitcher bitchin.

[Great-Kazoo]

Jack be Nimble
Jack be Quick
Jack go under the Limbo Stick.

[Goodburbon]

cccccccccccccombo BREAKER!


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[HoneyBadger]

...and I'm up to feed the baby. [zombie1]

[waxthis]

Is that rain I hear?

[waxthis]

It must of drowned the birds.......[Ban3]

[waxthis]

Guess not..[Mad]

[roberth]

got a tiny amount of rain here

[Great-Kazoo]

Is that rain I hear?

Around zero dark thirty it sounded like a train derailment down the block. Which turned out to be a 30+ min moving of rail cars. However when i stepped outside there was an amazing light show and lots of thunder. east of here according to wunderground was getting blasted in places.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Big light show and thunder here last night as well.

All cloud to cloud stuff though, sure sounded impressive.

[bogie]

It's not chili if you opened a can or box, failure.

What's this can or box you speak of? I opened a paper package of seasoning. And how else would I get that taste perfected so many years ago?

Okay, I get it and I like cooking real chili. But this is something completely different. Like buying white castles in the frozen section. Not as good as the real thing... but better than nothing.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Like an old roommate used to sarcastically say from time to time.....

.... "Oh, ....Really?".......

Heya brethren of the Red Light District....

Sincerely,
Whore master flash

[OtterbatHellcat]

"Supposing if Mrs. Gray here, said that for $10, she'd put an exhibition with a chetlin pony"

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oklahoma is getting pounded again....that sucks. At least let em clean up a little before the next one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yay, ......rotator cuff surgery is scheduled for mid July.

Six weeks in a sling and 3 months of NO LIFTING ANYTHING over like five pounds or something like that. And lots of stretchy band PT a few times daily I'm thinking.

Fech.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd better get all my desired inside or outside projects done before then I suppose.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I hope I get my crotchless bunny suit back from the cleaners by Friday.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wait, did I say that out loud?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Eh, who cares anyways..... anyone who says he or she doesn't have any pervert tendencies at least once in a while.... is a liar anyways.

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIgFbqRngjA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIgFbqRngjA)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Whoring...and a whoring... and a whoring.....

[OtterbatHellcat]

Save a bullet.....beat a democrat to death instead.

*Oblahma was just on 9 news flapping off about some stupid crap*

[OtterbatHellcat]

If any psychological experts wanted a decent look into a whores mind, this would be a good thread to observe, I suppose.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Marty Coniglio needs some dental work.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Snowing in the mountains today.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Have I ever mentioned that I don't like having to work for a living?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lotto isn't my friend apparently.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Jessica Simpson isn't my friend either. I think both suck equally.

....then again, I would hope Jessica sucks quite a bit more than the Lottery ever could.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Surprising how many bills you get from having an MRI done.....when you have a better insurance company supposedly providing COVERAGE for you.

Gotta love that shit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

No offense to any CU alum, but really..........who cares who the AD is?

[Great-Kazoo]

What's this can or box you speak of? I opened a paper package of seasoning. And how else would I get that taste perfected so many years ago?

Okay, I get it and I like cooking real chili. But this is something completely different. Like buying white castles in the frozen section. Not as good as the real thing... but better than nothing.

Hey man, playing the white castle card is WAY OUT OF BOUNDS. DIRTY POOL, VERY DIRTY POOL.

No one Mocks white castle burgers, even if they are frozen

[OtterbatHellcat]

All the rain last night and today, the weeds on the property are gonna go haywire in the next week or so. Supposed to get hot by the end of the weekend.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Jim.

[bogie]

Hey man, playing the white castle card is WAY OUT OF BOUNDS. DIRTY POOL, VERY DIRTY POOL.

No one Mocks white castle burgers, even if they are frozen

Mapped it out to the closes one... Pick you up in 40 minutes...

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=windsor,+co&daddr=White+Castle,+3401+Clark+Lane,+Columbia,+MO+ 65202&hl=en&sll=42.55308,-89.648437&sspn=14.007895,28.256836&geocode=FSqjaQIdDlW_-SmxvqfdTkpphzFMd-t1lWqyBQ%3BFaWMUgIdbdB_-ikHSiwRCrjchzH70cRvO2sanQ&mra=ls&t=m&z=6

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Bogie.

LOL on that link btw.

[waxthis]

Whores.

[OtterbatHellcat]

What up Wax?

[waxthis]

Multiple whores at that...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yes.....we fuck like Rabbits.

[waxthis]

Nada..drinking a Moosehead.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bud Light here.

[bogie]

Heya Bogie.

LOL on that link btw.

hiya. white castle would go well with that bud light.

[bogie]

But i wouldn't want to be around you tomorrow.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yes it would..... then again, so would a promiscuous lady wearing thigh highs and a garter.

[Great-Kazoo]

Mapped it out to the closes one... Pick you up in 40 minutes...

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=windsor,+co&daddr=White+Castle,+3401+Clark+Lane,+Columbia,+MO+ 65202&hl=en&sll=42.55308,-89.648437&sspn=14.007895,28.256836&geocode=FSqjaQIdDlW_-SmxvqfdTkpphzFMd-t1lWqyBQ%3BFaWMUgIdbdB_-ikHSiwRCrjchzH70cRvO2sanQ&mra=ls&t=m&z=6

I'm down. Use to know the late owner of ZOOK'S choppers before they became ZOOK'S H-D, in columbia mo. kind of a weird college town vibe.



Just took some herb & garlic bread out of the oven and have a meat loaf cooking away.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You saying my farts don't smell like roses?

[bogie]

You saying my farts don't smell like roses?

not after some gut bombs they wont.

[bogie]

I'm down. Use to know the late owner of ZOOK'S choppers before they became ZOOK'S H-D, in columbia mo. kind of a weird college town vibe.



Just took some herb & garlic bread out of the oven and have a meat loaf cooking away.

So there is a meatloaf made from white castles.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I call "shotgun" for the drive back to Whitcastle headquarters.

[bogie]

You saying my farts don't smell like roses?

Apparently the term 'crop dusting' refers to walking into a room and dropping a bomb while you pass people. Learned this from a texan today...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gut bomb?

Try the Double Blockbuster from Butcher Block, OR the #5 at Charlies Silver Fox.

Just sayin'.

[OtterbatHellcat]

"crop dusting"...hmmm

I'm thinking "carpet bombing".

[bogie]

carpet bombing may refer to actual expulsion.. at least in tx.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh Jeez... I wasn't thinking about it that way.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gonna get to practicing my major scales.....but now I have to do them from the highest root down and back up past that root and then back to that root. This isn't anything that most folks are going to understand, but I'll just say it's gonna be a challenge at the least.

[waxthis]

Moosehead number two. Gatta psych my self up for the drive to moms tomorrow morning...

[waxthis]

30 years of shit in the basement hits the driveway for the neighborhood garage sale Fri and Sat...

[waxthis]

I'm sure Hamid's extravaganza will be much more interesting.

[HoneyBadger]

Apparently the term 'crop dusting' refers to walking into a room and dropping a bomb while you pass people. Learned this from a texan today...
You've never heard that before?? [LOL]

[bogie]

One man's shit is another man's treasure.

[bogie]

You've never heard that before?? [LOL]

No, apparently yankees are more civilized than texans.

[bogie]

You've never heard that before?? [LOL]

But it was pretty damn funny.

[waxthis]

May have 3 more grackles by sundown. They're heading for the bird feeder.

[waxthis]

But.. Texans have da wild piggies!

[BuffCyclist]

Welp, back on another workshift, so its time to space out and whore it up

[BuffCyclist]

I propose we should change the 30s post time out to 10s. I can't effectively welcome the newbs en masse when I have to wait.

[BuffCyclist]

Gah, gotta work with my supervisor tonight, so I won't get to space out as much as normal

[fly boy]

woohoo, whoring time tonight

[fly boy]

2 in a row!!

[BuffCyclist]

La de daaa

First night of a 5 night work shift, first 5'er I've ever done. Normally only have to do two 4 night shifts per month, so this is a serious increase in work. It will really stretch my ability to focus. [Coffee]

[fly boy]

and I'm spent

[Great-Kazoo]

30 years of shit in the basement hits the driveway for the neighborhood garage sale Fri and Sat...

She in windsor too?


I'm sure Hamid's extravaganza will be much more interesting.

Only the finest fabrics, spices and firearm parts. Had a guy come over to look at some 1x brass and walked out with an AR. That $1K challenge is kids stuff.

[BuffCyclist]

Lol I agree, i no longer feel the motivation to break my last record. It got painful after I passed 80 posts.

Granted, it all apparently is invalid because this is the DAY whore thread and I posted during the night... Just makes me cheaper, right?

[waxthis]

She in windsor too?



Only the finest fabrics, spices and firearm parts. Had a guy come over to look at some 1x brass and walked out with an AR. That $1K challenge is kids stuff.

Way to go Tom Hopkins!! Mom's in Littleton..Think if I leave in 5 hours I might miss the traffic....Gawd!

[waxthis]

80 posts past midnight translate to only 40 in real time. Sorry, you do not have a record. No worries, tomorrow is a new day..

[fly boy]

SWEET! anything good in the sale?

[waxthis]

Great, grackles lined up for the slaughter, and every neighbor is having a BBQ..Need a can with a can.

[waxthis]

SWEET! anything good in the sale?

Nah.... How ya like the CRV?

[fly boy]

I don't know, she wont let me drive it :(

It's pretty sweet. I really need to figure out the Nav/Bluetooth stuff. It doesn't like it when you are driving and the passenger is working the Nav system. Wants me to use Bluetooth.

and the car came with 7 manuals.

[zteknik]

No, apparently yankees are more civilized than texans.

Dooo tell....[Coffee]

[waxthis]

Using the Tapatalk app, not bad. No emoticons though.

[waxthis]

I don't know, she wont let me drive it :(

It's pretty sweet. I really need to figure out the Nav/Bluetooth stuff. It doesn't like it when you are driving and the passenger is working the Nav system. Wants me to use Bluetooth.

and the car came with 7 manuals.

Bluetooth is pretty sweet.. I figured one hour of Pandora uses about 60 Megs of data...

[zteknik]

I don't know, she wont let me drive it :(

It's pretty sweet. I really need to figure out the Nav/Bluetooth stuff. It doesn't like it when you are driving and the passenger is working the Nav system. Wants me to use Bluetooth.

and the car came with 7 manuals.
I hear ya.
Most the newer cars have so much you can do with them us techs have to take update classes like every 6 months or so.
Amazing how fast technology moves forward and how my pay stays stagnant...

[fly boy]

it came with a year of XM too, so now trying to figure out, find all the "hip" stations.

[fly boy]

I hear ya.
Most the newer cars have so much you can do with them us techs have to take update classes like every 6 months or so.
Amazing how fast technology moves forward and how my pay stays stagnant...

yeah, it's pretty crazy. Just hate it when something breaks - I can't figure out whats wrong any more.... I have to take it to the shop.

[BuffCyclist]

80 posts past midnight translate to only 40 in real time. Sorry, you do not have a record. No worries, tomorrow is a new day..

Ah, so if its half, then I have a 61 post count streak. Oh well still a respectable whore

[waxthis]

Ah, so if its half, then I have a 61 post count streak. Oh well still a respectable whore

Hmmm. Technically you are correct. I guess?

[BuffCyclist]

Hmmm. Technically you are correct. I guess?

Yes, I am correct. Lets just leave it at that and move on. [LOL]

[Bowtie]

New Top Shot is on the history channel [Beer]

[waxthis]

yeah, it's pretty crazy. Just hate it when something breaks - I can't figure out whats wrong any more.... I have to take it to the shop.

Ya... Although that's what the warranty is for. I assume its new?

[waxthis]

Yes, I am correct. Lets just leave it at that and move on. [LOL]

Agreed...;)

[fly boy]

Ya... Although that's what the warranty is for. I assume its new?

Used... but certified :D 2012 with 10,000 miles

[BuffCyclist]

AWESOME!!

I was correct in an internet argument!!! Guess there's no need for me around here anymore

[gohome]

[zteknik]

yeah, it's pretty crazy. Just hate it when something breaks - I can't figure out whats wrong any more.... I have to take it to the shop.
Even us guys at the shop have a hard time with some of the issues-software glitches and stuff.We have to call on the Engineers most the time for new concerns.
Had one guy tell me "It's not suppose do that" [facepalm]Me -Well it is...Now what?? Engnr-we have to get back to you. Customer- is it working???
Yea it causes all kinds of grief...[Bang]

[waxthis]

Even us guys at the shop have a hard time with some of the issues-software glitches and stuff.We have to call on the Engineers most the time for new concerns.
Had one guy tell me "It's not suppose do that" [facepalm]Me -Well it is...Now what?? Engnr-we have to get back to you. Customer- is it working???
Yea it causes all kinds of grief...[Bang]

Tough business to be in for sure.. Days of carbs and headers are gone..:(

[BuffCyclist]

Awesome

Just picked up a set of lee carbide dies in .38spl and .45acp for $40 shipped! Granted, they don't come with the shellholders or powder dipper, but still, thats one heck of a deal!

[waxthis]

Used... but certified :D 2012 with 10,000 miles

Nice!! Wife got a new 2012 Rav4 V6, nice car so far, thing can haul ass. Almost got the CRV but needed a 6 banger.. Honda makes nice rides for sure.

[waxthis]

F..k, am I at 2k posts yet? I mean hell, I've been here since 2008...Pathetic whore I am..:(

[BuffCyclist]

I've been here since 09 and I'm not even to 1500... but I plan on changing that tonight

[BuffCyclist]

Not to mention, I've been here that long and haven't made any friends... sniff... sniff...

Probably doesn't help I don't live in Colorado anymore and attend club functions

[waxthis]

Not to mention, I've been here that long and haven't made any friends... sniff... sniff...

Probably doesn't help I don't live in Colorado anymore and attend club functions

I scared all my friends away.

[roberth]

You guys are lucky. I never had any friends to start with. Woe is me.

[fly boy]

Even us guys at the shop have a hard time with some of the issues-software glitches and stuff.We have to call on the Engineers most the time for new concerns.
Had one guy tell me "It's not suppose do that" [facepalm]Me -Well it is...Now what?? Engnr-we have to get back to you. Customer- is it working???
Yea it causes all kinds of grief...[Bang]

Know the feeling, I deal with engineers every now and then, but on a different field of work. Even had some come out and visit and "tinker" to see what the outcomes would be


Tough business to be in for sure.. Days of carbs and headers are gone..:(

I have a 79 CJ-7 for this :D Want to buy it?



Nice!! Wife got a new 2012 Rav4 V6, nice car so far, thing can haul ass. Almost got the CRV but needed a 6 banger.. Honda makes nice rides for sure.

We liked the Rav 4's in 2012, she didn't like the new 2013 style. But the Honda had way to many more/better options, so we went the Honda route.

[waxthis]

Is it weird to invite a midget, a one legged hooker, a monkey, a chainsaw, and a ton of crack to a hotel room on Colfax?

[fly boy]

Is it weird to invite a midget, a one legged hooker, a monkey, a chainsaw, and a ton of crack to a hotel room on Colfax?

Why invite to colfax? Just go to The Green Door here in Cheyenne on a Friday night :D

[BuffCyclist]

A friend of mine has a 2012 Rav4, bought it 6-8 months ago. He loves it. And thats all I have to say about that. Helpful right?


Is it weird to invite a midget, a one legged hooker, a monkey, a chainsaw, and a ton of crack to a hotel room on Colfax?

Nah, sounds like a normal night for that hotel room.

[USAFGopherMike]

, I deal with engineers .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog

[HoneyBadger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog
That is a perfect summary of my job and the people I work with...

[Great-Kazoo]

Great, grackles lined up for the slaughter, and every neighbor is having a BBQ..Need a can with a can.

;) abierto todo horas

[Great-Kazoo]

SWEET! anything good in the sale?

only way to find out is show up. I guarantee everyone goes home with something. We also have a under $1.00 table, since you're a poke.

[USAFGopherMike]

That is a perfect summary of my job and the people I work with...

Trade ya. Take that job, mix it with ground hog day, remove all common sense, and use leadership that can micromanage anything. Suck factor 24

[waxthis]

;) abierto todo horas


Sé el camino..

[BuffCyclist]

Hmm, ESEE Izula or Izula II. Decisions decisions

[BuffCyclist]

And better yet, what color do I get?! Black or grey? Was looking at bumble bee scales for the black, but I love the look of foliage green and I'm sure the grey would look better with that...

[Great-Kazoo]

And better yet, what color do I get?! Black or grey? Was looking at bumble bee scales for the black, but I love the look of foliage green and I'm sure the grey would look better with that...

Both, you deserve it.

[BuffCyclist]

Both, you deserve it.

Hmm, well I DID install our new evaporative cooler without any help. So yea, yea I guess I DO deserve both!

Lol. I'll be hard pressed to get one of them though. Too many recent bills and other expenses... Now in a month or two, thats an entirely different story.

[USAFGopherMike]

Back to the whore factory.. why is it chew is so good in the middle of the night?

[GilpinGuy]

Back to the whore factory.. why is it chew is so good in the middle of the night?

Man, I gave it up the week before my daughter was born (in October '12). I still think "gotta get a chew" when I wake up in the morning. Not preaching, but man, I'm glad I'm done with that shit.

You reminded me...My little AP on the iPhone says I saved $1333.60 since I quit. Sweet! (this does not take into account the amount of gum I've chewed)

[BuffCyclist]

Mmmm...blackened salmon...

Oh yea, and post 16661 snipe

[Goodburbon]

awesome mental imagery there, Picturing a man sized bunny...hop-flopping around,


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[GilpinGuy]

112? Really?

[BuffCyclist]

112? Really?

Yes, check out the bottom of page 401, then see all 40 posts in a row on pages 402 and 403... It was a slow night...

[Goodburbon]

that'll happen.

I had a good 1000+ posts in the post whore thread over on NAXJA.

Admins deleted the thread, cut my post count down quite a bit.


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[BuffCyclist]

that'll happen.

I had a good 1000+ posts in the post whore thread over on NAXJA.

Admins deleted the thread, cut my post count down quite a bit.


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Uh huh, yeaaaaa... I'm SUUUUUUURE they did... [Poke]

[Goodburbon]

Did I leave a zero off of that?

I meant to say 10,000

:D


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[BuffCyclist]

There ya go! Thats definitely more believable!

[Beer]

[Goodburbon]

I was pretty active over there, Chapter president, etc. Then one day I just stopped going there and started going to the gun board.

I guess It's the nature of the beast with such a politically charged forum, but there I was a moderator, etc. Here I've been banned twice.

the kiss of death for me appears to be: buy a forum t-shirt or hat.
I bought a hat and was about to pull the trigger on a donation when I got spanked this last time.


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[Goodburbon]

Ever meet someone and decide relatively quickly that if you were ever stranded on a deserted island with them, that the first order of business would be to kill and eat them?


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[BuffCyclist]

Haha, well, then stop contributing to the forum in other ways than whorin' yourself out!

I have been on this site primarily, though I'm registered on a bunch of others. But this has been my go-to forum for entertainment, reviews, classifieds (when I lived in CO) and a great way to waste time lol. Never used to post unless I had real things to say, then I started seeing how few posts here had good substance to them, and started sharing my mind when I have time.

[BuffCyclist]

Ever meet someone and decide relatively quickly that if you were ever stranded on a deserted island with them, that the first order of business would be to kill and eat them?


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Yes. Although, I wouldn't want to eat that person because of how disgusting they were, how annoying they were and how much of an asshole they were. Besides, they'd probably taste like shit!

[Goodburbon]

Yes. Although, I wouldn't want to eat that person because of how disgusting they were, how annoying they were and how much of an asshole they were. Besides, they'd probably taste like shit!

and how tough, or how fatty the meat would be. My first thought was " he didnt survive the crash". Then i thought, " when's the next time I'm gonna have a good steak?"


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[BuffCyclist]

Haha, we were talking at work about cannibalism once and somehow or another, I subtly (or so I thought) mentioned that I'd be very interested in trying human flesh if it were ever on a menu. As in, if it was at a fancy restaurant, next to other big game animals, a good 9oz human steak. That the person wouldn't have been killed for their flesh, but rather gave it willingly or whatever. That I would totally order it for the experience and out of sheer curiosity. No one else agreed. Then again, I have a feeling none of them have ever tried any big game or other exotic meats.

Everyone backed away from me a few steps. It's probably why I see them looking at me funny these days. And why no one talks to me anymore... :(

[Goodburbon]

Haha, well, then stop contributing to the forum in other ways than whorin' yourself out!

I have been on this site primarily, though I'm registered on a bunch of others. But this has been my go-to forum for entertainment, reviews, classifieds (when I lived in CO) and a great way to waste time lol. Never used to post unless I had real things to say, then I started seeing how few posts here had good substance to them, and started sharing my mind when I have time.

fair enough. but I'll generally watch, learn, and BS before I can contribute more. I don't want to be the one giving bad advice, especially with guns.




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[Goodburbon]

Haha, we were talking at work about cannibalism once and somehow or another, I subtly (or so I thought) mentioned that I'd be very interested in trying human flesh if it were ever on a menu. As in, if it was at a fancy restaurant, next to other big game animals, a good 9oz human steak. That the person wouldn't have been killed for their flesh, but rather gave it willingly or whatever. That I would totally order it for the experience and out of sheer curiosity. No one else agreed. Then again, I have a feeling none of them have ever tried any big game or other exotic meats.

Everyone backed away from me a few steps. It's probably why I see them looking at me funny these days. And why no one talks to me anymore... :(

It's taboo, but we are made of meat. I'd imagine that we'd be pretty stringy and tough. seeing as how long we live compared to the animals we usually eat. Well, except for Honey boo boo.

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[BuffCyclist]

Very true, when I got on this site, I was new to guns and actually initially signed up for the classifieds. Bought my first pistol on RMGO actually, was a S&W SW40VE (new sigma) for a heck of a deal. Then a Glock 23 and now I'm up to like 7 or 8 guns or something. Hmm, I should probably remember how many guns I've got...

[USAFGopherMike]

My turn in the rack. Night whores.

[Goodburbon]

Very true, when I got on this site, I was new to guns and actually initially signed up for the classifieds. Bought my first pistol on RMGO actually, was a S&W SW40VE (new sigma) for a heck of a deal. Then a Glock 23 and now I'm up to like 7 or 8 guns or something. Hmm, I should probably remember how many guns I've got...


Further to the contribution point, how many times can one type " take it to Bert"

:D



Good night gopher

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[BuffCyclist]

Further to the contribution point, how many times can one type " take it to Bert"

:D



Good night gopher

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Haha, thats definitely true. And of the people that say "Take it to Bert", I wonder how many have actually taken things to him versus the number that have recognized everyone says "take it to Bert" and therefore, they want to seem like they know what they're talking about and say "take it to Bert" first.

[BuffCyclist]

I've also tried contributing by picking out the reposts, but normally I'm just not as fast as HBAR.

[BuffCyclist]

Oh, and welcoming the newbs. Thats a HUGE responsibility on this site and we HAVE to give them a good welcome. Granted, I should probably come up with something more creative than just "Welcome!".

[BuffCyclist]

And I'm done being a lazy whore, goodnight

[fly boy]

only way to find out is show up. I guarantee everyone goes home with something. We also have a under $1.00 table, since you're a poke.

HEY!!! What's that supposed to mean?!?! I still have my native Colorado Drivers license!



That is a perfect summary of my job and the people I work with...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog

HA! I used to feel half retarded when I had to talk to the MCCC guys. I needed information and they didn't understand why I was asking. Stupid 514(now 504's).

[waxthis]

Whores!

[HoneyBadger]

wow. i missed some very profound discussion last night... [LOL]

[waxthis]

wow. i missed some very profound discussion last night... [LOL]

I put all that info into my abacus..I'll let ya know what comes out.

[waxthis]

45

[waxthis]

Ubuntu 12.04

[HoneyBadger]

45
45?

[Great-Kazoo]

Sit Ubu SIT!

[Great-Kazoo]

HEY!!! What's that supposed to mean?!?! I still have my native Colorado Drivers license!




.

Then show up friday OR sunday. sat i'm busy. cash is KING. So come and support a pauper. waxthis can verify, Honest Hamids does not sell the unwashed needless items or baubles. Saalem Alekam

[waxthis]

45?

Ya...I got one.

[HoneyBadger]

Ya...I got one.
oh. 22

[patrick0685]

Man you whore have taken the whoredom to a new level

[fly boy]

16696

[fly boy]

16697

[fly boy]

and i'm spent.

[HoneyBadger]

16699?

[HoneyBadger]

16700!!! Wow, we've done some WORK!

[HoneyBadger]

I wish you could see a breakdown of who has posted in each thread and the number of posts. That would be especially awesome for this thread...

[Great-Kazoo]

I wish you could see a breakdown of who has posted in each thread and the number of posts. That would be especially awesome for this thread...

Click on your name at top right next to notifications and then click on activity.

[fly boy]

Click on your name at top right next to notifications and then click on activity.


What he said

[fly boy]

What he said


Did not work for me

[HoneyBadger]

What he said


Did not work for me
LOL way to go.

[HoneyBadger]

So where exactly does it say how many posts a member has contributed to a certain thread?

[fly boy]

LOL way to go.

Thank you. I try my best.

[waxthis]

Traffic!!!!!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

So where exactly does it say how many posts a member has contributed to a certain thread?

It doesn't You need to count the post yourself. Auto post counts are for the $$ donation members, i click and a number pops up. UNLESS you'd like someone to do it for you. Thus enabling another gun owner.

[HoneyBadger]

It doesn't You need to count the post yourself. Auto post counts are for the $$ donation members, i click and a number pops up. UNLESS you'd like someone to do it for you. Thus enabling another gun owner.
So what you suggested does not help me at all. I was wondering how many posts a member had contributed to a certain thread. And no, I'm not going to read through 16700+ posts and tally up the posts from each member in this thread...

[TheBelly]

So what you suggested does not help me at all. I was wondering how many posts a member had contributed to a certain thread. And no, I'm not going to read through 16700+ posts and tally up the posts from each member in this thread...

quitter

[HoneyBadger]

quitter
heh heh heh... Is that a challenge?

[waxthis]

So what you suggested does not help me at all. I was wondering how many posts a member had contributed to a certain thread. And no, I'm not going to read through 16700+ posts and tally up the posts from each member in this thread...

My image of you is totally shot! Thought for sure you would take one for the team on this.....:p

[fly boy]

quitter

Rehab is for Quitters!!!

[USAFGopherMike]

Sit Ubu SIT!

"Good Dog." I was surprised nobody beat me to it.

[fly boy]

Full house

[BuffCyclist]

I'm back again to whore it up tonight and continue last nights discussion of Trout Bums. Oh wait, that was the Night Crew thread.

Nevermind, nothing to see here, keep moving

[fly boy]

I would have picked it up, if I would have searched through the 4 pages of whore pages

[USAFGopherMike]

You don't go back to your last post when catching up on whore posts? How do you know what has transpired? You just jump in with whatever?

[fly boy]

yeah, I'm a free spirited whore

[BuffCyclist]

Wow, thats crazy. I always backtrack to find what I missed. Its the only way to keep truly whoring it up.

Really was wanting HoneyBadger to go through and count up everyone's contributions to this thread. I joined very late, so I am close to the bottom i'm sure.

[HoneyBadger]

That would literally take days.

[fly boy]

That would literally take days. and by days, you mean days in whore time?

[BuffCyclist]

and by days, you mean days in whore time?

But the real question is, how many whore days is a regular day? Since night whore posts are only worth 0.5 day posts.

[BuffCyclist]

Also, more motivation to stay active in the whore thread. Besides, are you trying to tell us that you have a LIFE outside of COAR15?

[zteknik]

But the real question is, how many whore days is a regular day? Since night whore posts are only worth 0.5 day posts.
Now that is a good question...[Dunno]

[zteknik]

Also, more motivation to stay active in the whore thread. Besides, are you trying to tell us that you have a LIFE outside of COAR15?
What is this LIFE you speak of??

[Great-Kazoo]

You don't go back to your last post when catching up on whore posts? How do you know what has transpired? You just jump in with whatever?

You don't. This is like talking politics, only with some respect for the other guy

[BuffCyclist]

You don't. This is like talking politics, only with some respect for the other guy

Well now it all makes sense. So, do we start calling politicians whores?

[BuffCyclist]

Or have we been calling them whores all along?

Following that backwards, does that mean I'm a politician too?!

[BuffCyclist]

Nah probably not, because I love guns.

[blacklabel]

Or have we been calling them whores all along?

Following that backwards, does that mean I'm a politician too?!

I sure hope not.

I could either get some great news tomorrow and a 30 percent raise or they can leave me hanging for another week. I'm guessing they leave me hanging.

[BuffCyclist]

I sure hope not.

I could either get some great news tomorrow and a 30 percent raise or they can leave me hanging for another week. I'm guessing they leave me hanging.

At least you've got a timeline for that raise.

eta: removed info that I shouldn't have posted, its classified.

[Great-Kazoo]

I sure hope not.

I could either get some great news tomorrow and a 30 percent raise or they can leave me hanging for another week. I'm guessing they leave me hanging.

Or unemployed.

[blacklabel]

At least you've got a timeline for that raise.

This has been about 5 months in the making and I'm starting to get a little jaded which is ridiculous considering the good fortune I've had.


Or unemployed.

They've done it to me twice in the last 8 years and yet I keep coming back for more.

[USAFGopherMike]

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

[USAFGopherMike]

I go back to my last post and catch up.. even if it's 10 pages of missed whoring.

[zteknik]

I go back to my last post and catch up.. even if it's 10 pages of missed whoring.
Same here-don't want to miss out on anything..

[BuffCyclist]

This has been about 5 months in the making and I'm starting to get a little jaded which is ridiculous considering the good fortune I've had.



They've done it to me twice in the last 8 years and yet I keep coming back for more.

At least you can get raises. Where I'm at, I'm currently maxed out on my salary unless I get a PhD. And it isn't that high. They also don't give cost of living adjustments or any other raises like that that you'd expect on a year to year basis.

[BuffCyclist]

Same here-don't want to miss out on anything..

It's just more motivation to stay up to date on what the other whores are saying with their dirty mouths. I can only really catch up when I am work, so sometimes I've got a lot of reading to do.

[Great-Kazoo]

This has been about 5 months in the making and I'm starting to get a little jaded which is ridiculous considering the good fortune I've had.



They've done it to me twice in the last 8 years and yet I keep coming back for more.

They can't fire you i have some parts sitting here with your name on them. They will rue the day.

[HoneyBadger]

I just got a pretty heft raise and should be seeing the first bigger check around the middle of June. :D

[zteknik]

I just got a pretty heft raise and should be seeing the first bigger check around the middle of June. :D
Did you get to pin it on yet?

[HoneyBadger]

Did you get to pin it on yet?
Last week :D

[HoneyBadger]

Good thing the check is getting bigger too because the bills aren't getting any smaller! Especially not with a house and a baby...[panic]

[HoneyBadger]

Good thing the check is getting bigger too because the bills aren't getting any smaller! Especially not with a house and a baby...[panic]
For the record, I'm definitely not complaining about anything, I'm just realizing the value of saving up money before you need it, instead of spending every dime.

[zteknik]

Last week :D
ARGH!! And you didn't even call me!! :(
Congrats we have to go out and celebrate your achievement!![Beer]

Hope they don't go giving you orders for somewhere else now,that would suck for you right now..

[zteknik]

For the record, I'm definitely not complaining about anything, I'm just realizing the value of saving up money before you need it, instead of spending every dime.
Oh I agree with you completely,it's nice to have a cushion so to say if anything happens.Trying to play catch up IS hell!!

[HoneyBadger]

I should be stuck here for at least 2 more years, but if I play my cards right, we could spend the rest of our time in CO.
Anytime you want to get together, let me know. Tab is on me. [Beer]


I actually got a bit of a scare last week... I got a letter on my desk stating that I had been tasked to fill a deployment spot. Turns out they only need someone for that spot if we ramp up and start a new war or some nonsense. Whew! I would have been totally fine with a deployment a year ago, but babies are game changers, and now a deployment is the last thing I want!

[HoneyBadger]

Alright, I'm gonna be up in 2 hours to feed the baby, but I don't want to be a zombie tomorrow. [zombie1]

Take it easy Bob. Let me know about getting together sometime soon!