The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

WTF is with this Baby Shark horseshit? I thought Barney was neve grating.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Have one of my burritos...plenty of gas after that. You'd LOVE this green chili.

[Great-Kazoo]

WTF is with this Baby Shark horseshit? I thought Barney was neve grating.

Baby Shark, sure you don't mean Baby Snakes. ? Hubba, Hubba, Hubba


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepV5f2-MaU

[OtterbatHellcat]

Never heard it, but have now. I have a deeper appreciation for Zappa because of you.

I was thinking of this song today, always kinda been a volume 10 song for me....don't give two shits about the video.


https://youtu.be/Uhpu2N4rQZM

[OtterbatHellcat]

BTW....if you don't have black background singers, your song IS going to suck.

What's that damn Stones song....Gimme Shelter background vocals have actually brought a tear to my eye, that lady is the shit. If you're not singing with feeling, why are you singing?

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://youtu.be/RbmS3tQJ7Os

[OtterbatHellcat]

And with that, I really need to get ready for another super fun week at, you guessed, WORK. OH, YAY.

G'night hoverines.

[Irving]

That Eurythmics song makes me want to kiss boys.

I'll fire back with something from my past that is dear to me that you are almost guaranteed to hate just as much, unless you're already familiar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ

[Great-Kazoo]

That Eurythmics song makes me want to kiss boys.

I'll fire back with something from my past that is dear to me that you are almost guaranteed to hate just as much, unless you're already familiar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ

Say I'm the only Bee in your Bonnet.

[Irving]

The lead singer, of that song anyway, sounds like the comedian Greg Proops.

[Great-Kazoo]

The lead singer, of that song anyway, sounds like the comedian Greg Proops.

Is it Istanbul, or Constantinople


They're now putting out of all things, childrens songs & stories.

[Irving]

I think I had heard that. We listened to the Flood album on CD so often as kids that if it was a cassette tape it would have shredded to bits in short order.

I originally was introduced to them by watching Tiny Toons cartoons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg

[ChickNorris]

Good night folks.

[Irving]

Here is a video to help your dreams Kowalski.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4

[Great-Kazoo]

Good night folks.

Good night and good morning, to one an all.

[ChickNorris]

Meh, I'm not tired.

[ChickNorris]

I need to figure out a new overnight hobby... besides browsing here & the like. Knitting or some such thing, where I can pick it up & do it, put it down & done. No real thought required, just habit, like counting sheep.... right?

[ChickNorris]

It used to be sanding but I'm not fiddling in the shop as much in the wee hours so... ?

[ChickNorris]

There's nothing to do in the garden now either... April through Oct, all the midnight gardening I want. In fact, I've the neighbors so accustomed to my odd schedule that they'll start asking about my person if they don't see me out @ all hours for any length of time. No one would ever question why I'm digging a big ole hole in the middle of the night... they'd be curious why I'm not.... how funny is that?

[Irving]

Reloading?

Telephone solicitor?

[Irving]

I need help from the post whore thread. I have a bunch of steel gas cans that I want to fill while the gas is cheap, however, most of them weep around the bottom seam. Not enough that it leaks off the shelf and onto the floor, but enough that if I fill them my garage smells like gas fumes. I know there is a product that you can pour into a tank to fill cracks. I used it on a motorcycle tank when I was a kid. I know probably half the people that post in here know what I should use. I don't something that gets rock hard if I can avoid it though. Any tips?

[Fentonite]

Something like this?
https://www.kbs-coatings.com/tank-sealer.html

I’d be afraid of not prepping it properly or something, and probably just buy new tanks.

[ChickNorris]

Since I mostly retired & to occupy a few hours, I even briefly entertained delivering newspapers as a sub (Im up so might as well get paid) but those ***munches kept throwing their trash on my lawn & when I'd ask them (& often) to please stop, they'd argue the point by telling me it's free. Id reply that trash often is & I didn't want theirs. No luck.

So, I waited around & returned a bag full of their papers to the actual driver who had been delivering them... told him next time I gave them back they'd be on fire. Guess what? No more free trash on my lawn.

Giggle snort.

So substitute newspaper girl wasn't going to be my token gig after all.

[ChickNorris]

Something like this?
https://www.kbs-coatings.com/tank-sealer.html

I’d be afraid of not prepping it properly or something, and probably just buy new tanks.

Buy or put a wanted for free ad out for different cans. That product is not inexpensive & for the time & hopeful roi...

[Irving]

Something like this?
https://www.kbs-coatings.com/tank-sealer.html

I’d be afraid of not prepping it properly or something, and probably just buy new tanks.

Yeah basically. I've got six Jerry cans and brand new ones cost something like $50 a piece. Even if I have to buy all the components of that sealing kit, it'd probably still be cheaper than buying new cans. Seems like a quick clean and then the sealant would work since I'm not having any rust issues.

It is interesting that the link you posted advertises that it's both rock hard, but flexible at the same time. I'm only slightly concerned as I have an acquaintance who tried to seal a gas tank on an off-road rig. Everything was fine until he hit the tank a couple of times on some rocks. The sealer chipped off and then clogged his fuel filter with the debris. He went online to research and found a few accounts from others having the same issues.

I'm not too worried about that happening though. I appreciate the link. If anyone else has experience and wants to suggest a different product, or endorse that one, I'm all ears.

[ChickNorris]

Guess that's all I've got... good night again folks.

[Irving]

Understand that, I go on battlefield marathons occasionally.

Btw the BF Vietnam servers are empty, maybe we can have a Veit-Ho might sometime.

I don't have the game, or an online account. Not to mention the fact that I'm not that good at games like that either. I remember playing poker with Spyder and you once though.

[Irving]

Can you trade penny stocks on the international stock markets? Assuming they'd be open in the middle of the night when you're up.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Time to make the donuts...

[ray1970]

Make the hubby some sandwiches while you?re making those donuts.

[CS1983]

Make donut sandwiches. #Murica.

[ray1970]

Make donut sandwiches. #Murica.

You might have a million dollar idea there.

[CS1983]

You might have a million dollar idea there.

Wholly unoriginal. Donut-bun burgers are already a thing.

[ChickNorris]

I wonder who all reading this is old enough to even remember where that phrase came from...

[ChickNorris]

My earlier post reminds me of a joke... wholly different & yet the same:

What do you say to the guy who holds a PhD in Philosophy when he knocks on the door?

Did you bring the red pepper & parmesan too?

[Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

I wonder who all reading this is old enough to even remember where that phrase came from...


Oh Please...... Guy getting up in the dark mumbling. Time to make the donuts

Dunkin Donuts

[Great-Kazoo]

Yeah basically. I've got six Jerry cans and brand new ones cost something like $50 a piece. Even if I have to buy all the components of that sealing kit, it'd probably still be cheaper than buying new cans. Seems like a quick clean and then the sealant would work since I'm not having any rust issues.

It is interesting that the link you posted advertises that it's both rock hard, but flexible at the same time. I'm only slightly concerned as I have an acquaintance who tried to seal a gas tank on an off-road rig. Everything was fine until he hit the tank a couple of times on some rocks. The sealer chipped off and then clogged his fuel filter with the debris. He went online to research and found a few accounts from others having the same issues.

I'm not too worried about that happening though. I appreciate the link. If anyone else has experience and wants to suggest a different product, or endorse that one, I'm all ears.

The #1 MC gas tank sealer, for years a staple inmost mc shops.

http://www.kreem.com/fueltankliner.html

[wyome]

I wonder who all reading this is old enough to even remember where that phrase came from...

With this crowd.... who can still remember hearing that phrase?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Interesting video Irving...I liked it actually.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dream I had:

Regular guy, family, friends, girlfriend, job...all that, blah blah. Just vanishes and is gone for a couple of months. Then, "word" is that he is deceased from a car crash on the highway in wherever...Kansas, say. So everyone gets notice, plans are made for a funeral and all that. Everybody shows up for the wake, coffin up on the stage. Preacher conducts all the normal stuff, and somewhere really near the end,......the guy walks out onto the stage to everyone's shock, and delivers a sermon he's taken time to prepare....

...and then blows his head off right in front of god and everyone assembled at the service.

So, you're there for a funeral service in what turns out to be quite detached from anything normal.

That could be made into a good (scary/dark) movie if ya did it right.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There are other dreams that would work as well.

[Irving]

Time to make the donuts...


I wonder who all reading this is old enough to even remember where that phrase came from...

Who here remembers this?!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbJVYN0w6rg

[ChickNorris]

I can't not giggle like a little girl everytime I read & refresh & reread CavSct's latest thread. Might just be the funniest thread title I think I've ever read on here...

Oh & my giggle is contagious

[ray1970]

Oh & my giggle is contagious

Like herpes?

[Irving]

I can't not giggle like a little girl everytime I read & refresh & reread CavSct's latest thread. Might just be the funniest thread title I think I've ever read on here...

Oh & my giggle is contagious

Are you familiar with the reference? I assume he's making that reference, even though the situation is so perfect that he doesn't have to.

[ChickNorris]

Like herpes?


Are you familiar with the reference? I assume he's making that reference, even though the situation is so perfect that he doesn't have to.

No silly, like a glitter.

Gets on things even herpes won't, and will destroy a marriage faster.

[Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

No silly, like a glitter.


[Coffee]

My spouse use to say. I just did the laundry. I'd appreciate it if you did not come home all covered in tittie glitter, again.

[ChickNorris]

I assumed they would understand the reference.

But thanks for the illustration GK, now even the short bus crew aren't left out.

[Great-Kazoo]

I assumed they would understand the reference.

But thanks for the illustration GK, now even the short bus crew aren't left out.

If they don't, i have some crayon drawings that may help.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There was still glitter on the basement bathroom floor when I sold that house...who cares? I had a good night that night.
:)

[Great-Kazoo]

There was still glitter on the basement bathroom floor when I sold that house...who cares? I had a good night that night.
:)

2 words to live by. Safety Glasses. Stylish for the occasion, but eye protection non the less.

[ChickNorris]

So folks, any reason I don't want the CZ that has my interest?

[Great-Kazoo]

No reason not to, if the deal's acceptable to you.

[ChickNorris]

Right. I will see about that tomorrow.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, if you're cool with short bus opinions.

[ChickNorris]

Good night folks

[SideShow Bob]

So folks, any reason I don't want the CZ that has my interest?

I?ve got a CZ clone, EAA tanfloglio Witness Match Elite 45 ACP SAO. It is a sweet shooter and excellent 4 lb. trigger. And have a CZ 75B Compact in 9mm. DA/SA non decocker that haven?t had a chance to shoot yet.

[Irving]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FCn_0YBUec

[Great-Kazoo]

I?ve got a CZ clone, EAA tanfloglio Witness Match Elite 45 ACP SAO. It is a sweet shooter and excellent 4 lb. trigger. And have a CZ 75B Compact in 9mm. DA/SA non decocker that haven?t had a chance to shoot yet.

The 75B is a very nice pistol. Really one ups the witness performance wise.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[wyome]

G'morning
Time to feed the dogs, and then go back to sleep for a bit....

[ChickNorris]

Silly dogs & cats alike. Always starving, like they're afraid they'll never get to eat again... oohhhh the hunger pains...

Hehehe

[wyome]

The cat gets meaner... she gets fed on time

You get that CZ yet Chick?

[ChickNorris]

Maybe see if I can sort it today.

Poit

[Irving]

Just for Zundfolge

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-science-of-why-baby-shark-is-so-freaking-catchy

[ChickNorris]

Word of the day: Hungry

Like peewee's playhouse

[CS1983]

Coworkers talking about carry location on person. One mentions appendix carry and the other replies, "yeah, but I'd probably blow my junk off and hit my carotid artery and die." I opted not to point out that he just called himself a dickhead.

[ChickNorris]

Hehehe. Funny.

Another joke there too.

[ChickNorris]

& a meme

[Great-Kazoo]

Silly dogs & cats alike. Always starving, like they're afraid they'll never get to eat again... oohhhh the hunger pains...

Hehehe

How true, one of ours you'd have a hard time believing she wasn't feed 2x a day. They hear a wrapper crinkle or plastic container opened and you're in the middle of a shark frenzy.

Forget it if they even see a pizza box .[panic]

[ChickNorris]

Nope. Not my CZ. I didn't like the polymer frame for one thing... few other things. Bummer because I thought it was going to be.

[ChickNorris]

Cant say I'm not disappointed.

All I've got. Night folks

[SideShow Bob]

Nope. Not my CZ. I didn't like the polymer frame for one thing... few other things. Bummer because I thought it was going to be.

Check out the one in the trading post, that one is aluminum framed.
Would be jumping all over it if my employment situation was what I was hoping it would have been since the Dr.s released me to work.
But the Fed. DOT standards bent me over a fence rail..... Don’t have a stroke if your job position depends on your CDL.
By me pushing the Dr.s to release me to work, I shot myself in the foot. I am out of a job and out of disability income.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Bored.

[ChickNorris]

Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
bored
bored
bored
bored
bored

[ChickNorris]

3000

Is not a perfect square

[wyome]

Ugh....need sleep...working nights blows when u got apts with the kiddo in the daytime....time to take naps

[MrPrena]

nothing exciting.

[Great-Kazoo]

Day 2 of continual rain, started @ midnight monday morn. Think it's not rained for maybe 15 min, since then. The San Francisco peaks , Granite Mtn and surrounding higher elevations are snow capped. Roads wet and still people have no clue how to drive !

[ChickNorris]

Check out the one in the trading post, that one is aluminum framed.
Would be jumping all over it if my employment situation was what I was hoping it would have been since the Dr.s released me to work.
But the Fed. DOT standards bent me over a fence rail..... Don?t have a stroke if your job position depends on your CDL.
By me pushing the Dr.s to release me to work, I shot myself in the foot. I am out of a job and out of disability income.

Thank you SSB, it is very appealing & I've looked at the ad several times. Metal framed is my preference for the CZ but turns out a decock only setup is not what I want.

I'm going to revisit a gen5 34 & see how much different it is over my early gen3 17. I have opportunity to borrow a 34 for an afternoon, Yay!

[Irving]

What didn't you like about the polymer frame?
Why is the CZ polymer frame different than a Glock polymer frame?

[Great-Kazoo]

What didn't you like about the polymer frame?
Why is the CZ polymer frame different than a Glock polymer frame?

grip angle and width?

[ChickNorris]

The width difference is especially noticeable & does not fit my hands comfortably

[ChickNorris]

Im indifferent to polymer frames, see the benefit & not, for them. On that particular CZ, I didn't like it. Not sure exactly but even the mag release seemed to be in a different location too... it was all just a little off for me.

& I wanted to like it... if that says something

[Irving]

I'm just curious. I've not handled polymer CZ pistols much. I'm surprised that it seems the dimensions are different. That is much more tangible than the material alone.

[ChickNorris]

Seems?

[Irving]

Well I don't know, I didn't hold it. I mean I believe you, if that's what you're asking.

[ChickNorris]

I read the specs, knew the variations prior & was still surprised @ how much difference there was/is in the grip & the weight of it once in my hands. Even more surprised I found one I definitively knew I didn't want to own, because up to now I've enjoyed each Ive handgun I've tried.

I suspect you'd notice too, whether you would care or not...I dunno.

[Irving]

Don't forget about your experience handling that Shield!

Shield is the same thing. On paper it doesn't seem much different than the M&P compact, but once you hold it in your hand it feels noticeably different.

[ChickNorris]

Right. Shouldn't be but yes, I thought there was a difference. My groups on paper suggest the same. Curious.

Anyhoo, for now I'm only going to look at full sized frames. So many choices...

[wyome]

I'm awake

[ChickNorris]

Odd, I typically only hear that AFTER I pinch & not before.

[wyome]

Ummmm.....

[ChickNorris]

Hehehe... brain hole jumbles. You're funny Wyome.

[wyome]

I try.....I think.... sometimes

[ChickNorris]

Who wants to see a picture of a funny shaped rock i found & put on an old salad plate?

[wyome]

What's a rock doing on a plate? Let alone a salad plate

[Irving]

It's probably a lettuce rock.

[ChickNorris]

So... yes?

[ChickNorris]

You should've known.

Zort

[Irving]

Was hoping for something more along these lines.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQS6xo40kI

[ChickNorris]

That'll teach you to have hope : p


Next time, I'll stand on a roof to take the picture.

[wyome]

These things that I have seen that can't be unseen

Oh well... time for a nap

[ChickNorris]

I cackled for a good 3 minutes when I first found it.

Took it home & tried to take a very funny picture with a different background, but the cat wouldn't cooperate. I don't blame him for it either, that rock is cold.

Whut?

So, salad plate. You're welcome.

[Irving]

All it needs is a toaster strudel next to it.

[ChickNorris]

That would be better than a bran muffin.

[ChickNorris]

Ugh, now I've got nothing but bastardized food images in my head, thanks Irving.

[ChickNorris]

3025 is a perfect square.

[Mazin]

Gk you should have a package in the mail Saturday.

[Mazin]

Reminds me of the old ICQ boards.....

[Mazin]

So I love companies that have a commercial sales dept but dont offer commercial sales pricing of any kind, no Teired structure, bulk discount nada.

[ChickNorris]

[Wave]


..

[Great-Kazoo]

Gk you should have a package in the mail Saturday.

Bueno, i'll have some one pick it up. In case the man's watching

[Mazin]

That's best......

[buffalobo]

That's what neighbors are for.

[Mazin]

Anyone have the recommendation on commercial Bagged Vacuums with hand attachments that aren't crappy and of course its gotta suck the chrome off a tail pipe? I' m thinking up upright to cover any type of flooring but it has to have hand attachments for getting in between carpet to baseboard etc. If theres a canister or back pack that fits the same bill I'd entertain that as well I just dont know how well a back pack or canister attachments will hold up in daily use on multiple surfaces (ie thick carpet) and still be able to suck the chrome off a tail pipe.

[Irving]

Seems like those backpack canister vacuums are what commercial cleaners use when they clean after hours. I don't know though. Hope your new business goes well and you hire SideShowBob.

[Mazin]

Thanks man, as soon as I can get rolling I'll be hitting up Bob for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wish I could help with good advice, Mazin.

[Mazin]

Its all good OBC, just figured I'd hit up the Ho's because I'm tired of reading specs and reviews.

[Great-Kazoo]

I wish I could help with good advice, Mazin.

Try cross at the green, not in between

[Mazin]

Try cross at the green, not in between

Slip it in her rear and not her ear.

[Mazin]

could have that backwards though

[Great-Kazoo]

Slip it in her rear and not her ear.




Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

[Mazin]

Ahh that's it!!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

Ahh that's it!!!!

Now remember to wash your hands.

[Mazin]

Naw what do you think your wife hair is for...….

[Mazin]

Shhhhhh no One say anything about that last post to the Mrs...……….

[Great-Kazoo]

Naw what do you think your wife hair is for...….

Not sure she left me 6 weeks ago.





[panic]

[Great-Kazoo]

wishful thinking [Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

Done reading the last message i sent

[Great-Kazoo]

still laughing over it ?

[Mazin]

That was too funny...

Hey Gk thinks he has seen where Jimmy Hoffa is buried[ROFL1]

[OtterbatHellcat]

My laugh scale is low of late.

[SideShow Bob]

I was just doing some mental masterbation, thought of maybe a way to get a little cash flowing.
Wonder if there would be enough demand from the people that only own a standard car (small to us older folks) that get over zealous shopping at IKEA or the like and don?t have room to fit their purchase(s) into their ride. And the purchase is not big enough for a delivery or that they want it home that day.
Would you think they would call a Uber or Lyft pickup truck ride for their oversized purchases ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Possibly lucrative ..you might be on to something.

[Great-Kazoo]

I was just doing some mental masterbation, thought of maybe a way to get a little cash flowing.
Wonder if there would be enough demand from the people that only own a standard car (small to us older folks) that get over zealous shopping at IKEA or the like and don?t have room to fit their purchase(s) into their ride. And the purchase is not big enough for a delivery or that they want it home that day.
Would you think they would call a Uber or Lyft pickup truck ride for their oversized purchases ?


See if Ikea would allow you to hang a sign on their bulletin board, if they even have one

OR

Post on CL as... Truck available for items too large to fit in your prius.
Include the DISCLAIMER: You're responsible for loading and unloading. Driver has right to turn down loads deemed unsafe or too large for transport.

[ray1970]

Thanks to the racial turbulence of the 1960?s I get a four day weekend.

[Fentonite]

Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.

[ray1970]

Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.

It?s so it won?t smell so much like pot.

[Mazin]

It?s so it won?t smell so much like pot.

And dirty hippies

[Mazin]

Thanks to the racial turbulence of the 1960?s I get a four day weekend.

And people say racism is bad.. ........

[brutal]

I was just doing some mental masterbation, thought of maybe a way to get a little cash flowing.
Wonder if there would be enough demand from the people that only own a standard car (small to us older folks) that get over zealous shopping at IKEA or the like and don?t have room to fit their purchase(s) into their ride. And the purchase is not big enough for a delivery or that they want it home that day.
Would you think they would call a Uber or Lyft pickup truck ride for their oversized purchases ?

Just hang out at home depot and wait for the idiots trying to load toilets in their sedan.

[Mazin]

Just hang out at home depot and wait for the idiots trying to load toilets in their sedan.

I've Heard of Ambulance Chasers but not Toilet chasers...…..that sounds like it could be a sitcom actually.

[Irving]

Bob, I actually had written a post earlier suggesting hot shoting, but remembered you were having trouble with the CDL, and probably weren't in the market to run out and buy an F-550. I was thinking too big.

[ChickNorris]

On three occasions I have driven items to the homes of over zealous shoppers at HD, Lowes & Target. Twice was patio furniture, & target was a console table.

Wait, & also add a lady @ King Soopers who bought 16 ferns.

[ChickNorris]

Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.

My last uber to the airport (December) I HAD TO ride with my head halfway out an open window in 19 degrees because the stench of something (there was 4 different scents/shaped air fresheners on the mirror & two more on the dash) was so bad that my eyes were burning & I felt nauseated & I was certain I was going to toss.

To be clear, I lost my ability to register & identify smell 4 years ago & I could still 'smell' THAT. Cant tell you what I smelled exactly, only that I was being poisoned & it hurt.

Crazy.

[ChickNorris]

Oh, good morning folks.

[ray1970]

Good morning.

[Great-Kazoo]

a good morning to y'all

[ChickNorris]

: )

[Irving]

I'd talk to the people at Home Depot and leave a card on the board and with the shift managers before I'd just hang out at the store though. Because that's basically what the homeless people do and they don't get a great reception when asking people if they need help in the parking lot.

[ChickNorris]

Pretty sure that's what the HD rental trucks are for.

[Irving]

Hey, we're finding solutions here, not barriers.

[BladesNBarrels]

My last uber to the airport (December) I HAD TO ride with my head halfway out an open window in 19 degrees because the stench of something (there was 4 different scents/shaped air fresheners on the mirror & two more on the dash) was so bad that my eyes were burning & I felt nauseated & I was certain I was going to toss.

To be clear, I lost my ability to register & identify smell 4 years ago & I could still 'smell' THAT. Cant tell you what I smelled exactly, only that I was being poisoned & it hurt.

Crazy.

Tried Uber for the first time in Portland,OR, at the Blade West Show in Oct.(only way to go in Portland with no parking) The first driver left us at an address he had on his GPS for the restaurant we were going to. Nothing there, Googled it on the iPhone and we were two blocks away.
The ride back was great. The driver was courteous and knowledgeable. He took us right to the front door of the condo we rented. Big tip for him.
My understanding, when I signed up for the Uber App, was that you could refuse the driver and get another one. Was I wrong?

[ChickNorris]

Its my husband's setup, I wouldn't know the terms.

If it had been anything but the airport. Yes I would have waited & found a new ride.

Upside, I got to imagine all the different ways I could injur the driver while sitting in the seat directly behind him but only using the car's components & accessories. Seat belt in concert with the head rest is still my first choice. I estimated I could get three full wraps from the slack, adjust the seat back & viola. Won't likely be pretty or fast, but I suspect it would have been very satisfying.

Naarrrrf

[Mazin]

Love it when deliveries are more than 2 hrs late and you had stuff to do. Cant miss it because I have to sign for it.........

[Beer] here's to wasting time!

[ChickNorris]

Driver Release ?

[Great-Kazoo]

Driver Release ?

That like Catch and Release?

[brutal]

Its my husband's setup, I wouldn't know the terms.

If it had been anything but the airport. Yes I would have waited & found a new ride.

Upside, I got to imagine all the different ways I could injur the driver while sitting in the seat directly behind him but only using the car's components & accessories. Seat belt in concert with the head rest is still my first choice. I estimated I could get three full wraps from the slack, adjust the seat back & viola. Won't likely be pretty or fast, but I suspect it would have been very satisfying.

Naarrrrf

Uber to the airport in MSP yesterday, he's trolling around the back side of the pickup location building and can't find his way to the front... ugh

First world problems.

[SideShow Bob]

Driver Release ?

Would that be toaster strudel or Twinkie ?










That funny picture post is still making chuckle....

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thanks to the racial turbulence of the 1960?s I get a four day weekend.

Since we're corp/gov now, we're supposed to have it off too...but maybe not this year....special circumstances are unknown at this time.

[OtterbatHellcat]

4.56 or 4.88...hmmm. 4.11 would work on the low end of the fuel mileage optimum.

Decisions, decisions.

[hurley842002]

4.56 or 4.88...hmmm. 4.11 would work on the low end of the fuel mileage optimum.

Decisions, decisions.Perhaps I missed what size tires you are running?

[MrPrena]

My last uber to the airport (December) I HAD TO ride with my head halfway out an open window in 19 degrees because the stench of something (there was 4 different scents/shaped air fresheners on the mirror & two more on the dash) was so bad that my eyes were burning & I felt nauseated & I was certain I was going to toss.

To be clear, I lost my ability to register & identify smell 4 years ago & I could still 'smell' THAT. Cant tell you what I smelled exactly, only that I was being poisoned & it hurt.

Crazy.


Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.


Did you give your drivers 5 star rating?

[ChickNorris]

I bought a M&P 15-22 just because. Yay.

[Irving]

That's not a metal framed pistol.

[CS1983]

It’s a fully semi-automatic assault pistol with a baby seeking 16” barrel and illegal stock for more accuracy when shooting at targets 1.5miles away (says so on ammo box).

[ChickNorris]

Riiight. I didn't mean to, it just sorta kinda happened honey.

Heehee

[CS1983]

It will be a much more cost effective waste of ammo.

In all seriousness, the 15-22 is a great little rifle. Really enjoy mine.

[ChickNorris]

Got a list of cans I want to buy soon... guess I needed to get my lot in order.

[Irving]

With the government shut down, you probably have a lot of time.

[ChickNorris]

I played with a new g17 for a few minutes today, also. Kinda liked it, still deciding though.

[ChickNorris]

With the government shut down, you probably have a lot of time.

I know. Not happy about it one bit. In part why I decided to make a list & will just get it all done at once. Got my trust all sorted & I'm almost there. : )

[ChickNorris]

I have a legitimate argument for not running anything suppressed. I haven't been shooting long enough that it would have even arrived yet, had I bought the first day I started. So ....

[Great-Kazoo]

I have a legitimate argument for not running anything suppressed. I haven't been shooting long enough that it would have even arrived yet, had I bought the first day I started. So ....

The waiting is the hardest part.

[ChickNorris]

Right

[CS1983]

The waiting is the hardest part.

Seems like a Petty excuse.

[ChickNorris]

Another reason I'm excited about my new toy is the competitions I can do with it. Some are even weekdays! Yay!

[Great-Kazoo]

Seems like a Petty excuse.

I'm a rebel.

[ChickNorris]

Oh. Good morning folks!

[ChickNorris]

Word of the day: Heads

Like peewee's playhouse

[ChickNorris]

Did you give your drivers 5 star rating?

I believe my husband did. Though I do think he mentioned the air freshener.

[ChickNorris]

Teehee, I own two AR rifles.

[ChickNorris]

Oh darn, I need to buy an optic now...

I ended up switching out a few parts after my primary rifle build & my fancy enough left overs will be excellent upgrades on the 22lr... coincidental? I think not!

In the interim I'm going to put my wee dot on it & take her for a spin. Silly fun.

[Great-Kazoo]

Winter in N. Arizona. Rain below 6K, snow surrounding us in the higher elevations. Then it's in the mid 50's to low 60's by 1.

[ChickNorris]

Naw what do you think your wife hair is for...?.


Shhhhhh no One say anything about that last post to the Mrs...???.

Heh.

Duct tape is sliver

Bribery is green

Silence is golden

[mlp]

[Irving]

It's snowing here today Kazoo.

[ChickNorris]

I hate snow. Yep. Hate.

[ChickNorris]

It probably goes without saying by now but I'm bored.

[ray1970]

It probably goes without saying by now but I'm bored.

Maybe you need a hobby.

[ChickNorris]

Maybe you need a hobby.

You think?

[ChickNorris]

Go get that ammo waiting, say when & we can have a chat about hobbies.

[ray1970]

I played in traffic this morning. That was pretty entertaining.

[ChickNorris]

You suck Ray. You already went. Fooie

[ChickNorris]

I do have a bag of heads arriving this evening, that should be good for at least an hour of entertainment...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Perhaps I missed what size tires you are running?

36" tire size (actual height)...One calculator said I needed a 5.27 with 4.88 on the high side torque/towing power. I need to find out where 7.3's rpm are at in E-350's in 3rd and OD w/E4OD, no tachs in those so I need the scanner to read it. On another chart, 4.88 at this size would be "closest to stock" result, and it recommends 5.29 as the torque/towing power. I've also heard that longer highway trips with gears like 4.88 are killers for the gears...get too hot...wtf?

I'll stick with standard stocked gear sets though, that special stuff gets pricey fast. I did reach out to the guys that rebuild our diffs to have him come by and see what I'm dealing with. Need a shaft made for one thing, and to help me make a decision whether to use the existing diff, or choose one of the others that I can use...and make it happen.

[OtterbatHellcat]

If I reuse existing dana 60 full floating, I'd like to find a disc brake conversion kit for it. I do have the option of using a single wheel dana 60 that is already disc, but it probably isn't as strong because it's not full float set up.

Then when I get that installed, I can send 'em the front and do it all over again. I'm still not convinced about spending money on the 44, and not just getting a 60 set up for it.

[ray1970]

You suck Ray. You already went. Fooie

Neener, neener.

[ChickNorris]

Neener, neener.

More like cluck cluck

[OtterbatHellcat]

I bought a M&P 15-22 just because. Yay.

Congrats on the newest member to your family.

[ChickNorris]

Congrats on the newest member to your family.

Aw thank you Kowalski, I'm so proud.

[ray1970]

I do have a bag of heads arriving this evening, that should be good for at least an hour of entertainment...

You should take a sharpie and draw faces on them.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Aw thank you Kowalski, I'm so proud.

Because you made the decision and purchased the item?

[Great-Kazoo]

If I reuse existing dana 60 full floating, I'd like to find a disc brake conversion kit for it. I do have the option of using a single wheel dana 60 that is already disc, but it probably isn't as strong because it's not full float set up.

Then when I get that installed, I can send 'em the front and do it all over again. I'm still not convinced about spending money on the 44, and not just getting a 60 set up for it.

You do the disco conversion, you'll have to change rims.

[Great-Kazoo]

Maybe you need a hobby.

Like shoveling snow ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

You do the disco conversion, you'll have to change rims.

I haven't started looking into kits yet, however, if it makes more sense to keep the housing already in the truck, I'll see what's available. I've also never checked to see if there's a difference between dual and single wheel spindle lengths. If they're the same, then I have even more choices of which diff to re-gear.

If the spindle lengths are the same, then there is already one ready to use that is disc ready, just gotta get rest of the stuff to put it together.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We have the hubs and axels, I'd need bearings, seals, and I could probably use the calipers and brackets from that other disc diff. Might need new brackets.

One good thing about tearing all this stuff apart, is having it all out you can media blast and repaint and make everything clean and neat the way it should be, when you put it all back together.

[OtterbatHellcat]

BTW....if any car guys browse this thread and see this post.... Tri-State car show will be making a return to Denver in March of next year. It was a big deal in the 80's / early 90's, and efforts are underway to bring it back.

I think it's pretty cool they're gonna give it a go again.

[Irving]

It probably goes without saying by now but I'm bored.

Have you ever heard of YouTube?

[ChickNorris]

Aw thank you Kowalski, I'm so proud.

Because you made the decision and purchased the item?

Apparently I failed at making a 'bundle of joy' implication in reply to your newest family member comment. Sheesh

[ChickNorris]

You should take a sharpie and draw faces on them.

Right.

I won't forget the googly eyes either.

[Irving]

Have you ever heard of YouTube?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfHFsfGXjs

[ChickNorris]

Like shoveling snow ?

<obscene gesture>

[ChickNorris]

Have you ever heard of YouTube?

Yep. Too much f*ckall before I find something worth watching. Ill just wait to watch (some of) your posts. Thanks

[ChickNorris]

What else guys?

[ray1970]

There's always porn.

[Great-Kazoo]

There's always porn.

That's what i thought irv was alluding to.

[Great-Kazoo]

There's always porn.

Define "Always"

Like how many times can you dress up as a milkman, cop or ups driver, to visit the sexy neighbor lady. Without the rest of the neighborhood getting suspicious.





ABNER, ABNER, Mr's Stevens is getting another delivery today. The 3rd one this morning

[OtterbatHellcat]

Apparently I failed at making a 'bundle of joy' implication in reply to your newest family member comment. Sheesh

Not sheesh,
clarification.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There's always porn.

Um...… I like porn.

[OtterbatHellcat]

<obscene gesture>

Like. Snow is not my friend.

[ChickNorris]

There's always porn.
.


[mlp]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Here's to a shitty movie blaring in the background, because someone else wants to watch it. Selflessness involves a lot of things.

[Mazin]

Noise canceling headphones bro

[Great-Kazoo]

Noise canceling headphones bro

I'd rather let off a few rounds in the backyard. Gets everyone's attention and lowers the volume

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sheeeeit… I know I do stuff and watch stuff that works the opposite way.

I'll have live PD on soon enough I suppose, …..that redneck, POS, "why are you watching that?....it's so stupid, and the same all the time.", pro-Cop, anti-douchebag, like to see the bad guy eat shit....show.

Headphones?.....when's the next time you're gonna get laid?....lol.

How ya doin', brother?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd rather let off a few rounds in the backyard. Gets everyone's attention and lowers the volume

Ahh.... and the Cops would show up, and arrest my ass for being a dumbass.

[Irving]

I used to shit on my wife for watching certain shows, until I realized there was a lot of stuff I watch that I absolutely cannot justify using the same standards.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I used to shit on my wife for watching certain shows, until I realized there was a lot of stuff I watch that I absolutely cannot justify using the same standards.

Self check.....I'm working on it right now, actually.

[Great-Kazoo]

I used to shit on my wife for watching certain shows, until I realized there was a lot of stuff I watch that I absolutely cannot justify using the same standards.

Or music ;)


Self check.....I'm working on it right now, actually.


Spin the volume up on this and see her reaction. Dead Can Dance, meets paleolithic man Only seeing her cheekbones and jaw, her hotness level is 11. But that's me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_8NNPTD8

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can't right now with the shitty movie blaring in the background.

But I am curious, …….does that make me Bi?

lol.

[Great-Kazoo]

I can't right now with the shitty movie blaring in the background.

But I am curious, …….does that make me Bi?

lol.

Just turn the damn volume on.




I tell people i'm bi-sexual. I've been buying it for years.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm outta here. Time to watch S2 of The Punisher.

Hopefully it's not as brooding and soul searching as the latest Daredevil and a few other shows on netflix and amazon.
It's like this is the year of self flagellating guilt .

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hell.....I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. [Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can watch the link now, it's not decibel level 5K anymore.

[OtterbatHellcat]

For some creepy reason, I liked it.....and so did my GF.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's like this is the year of self flagellating guilt .

Do you have a successive string of years that you didn't feel that way? If you have a religion, I'd be interested in finding out what it is.

[Irving]

I was going to say something totally awesome, but I forgot.

Don't worry, I have a DD.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alcoholism can possibly be a sickness...I'm glad you have a DD since you're out and about evidently, possibly look into a spiritual inspiration if it might help you.

[Fentonite]

Ever met someone you think you?re going to get along with, but then it?s clear you don?t meet their minimum required cool-meter reading? Or maybe I?m just too cool, and they just feel inadequate to... um yeah, that?s not it. Meh.

[ray1970]

Ever met someone you think you?re going to get along with, but then it?s clear you don?t meet their minimum required cool-meter reading? Or maybe I?m just too cool, and they just feel inadequate to... um yeah, that?s not it. Meh.

I just assume I'm not going to get along with anyone. I am seldom disappointed.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happen to you recent?

[Fentonite]

Don’t be ridiculous. I’d never admit to giving a crap. Just a random Ho thought, of course.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ho thoughts. The spirit of sharing random thoughts, or perhaps organized thoughts still designed with being a Ho the whole time meanwhile.

Really shouldn't be anything wrong with that. I'd add that if I were driving anywhere, not using a DD would be a horrible mistake.....I'm hammered.

I was doing really good recent not blathering, not so this evening so much. :)

[Fentonite]

Blather on, brother. I’ll drink to that. (Tequila over here).

[OtterbatHellcat]

I’d never admit to giving a crap.

I would add also that I believe that you do, and the truth is I actually do give a crap as well. But I won't tell anyone that, shhhhhhh.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Blather on, brother. I’ll drink to that. (Tequila over here).

Woo Hoo!!!

Let's bomb Foggers thread with cool rock and roll.