The post whore thread.

[yankeefan98121]

and the ho's go wild

[yankeefan98121]

Why are people afraid to say things directly and honestly? Fuck this 'sugarcoated' PC world..

huh, man I just like using baby wipes [Beer]

[yankeefan98121]

fuck, I missed it

[yankeefan98121]

ho well, on to walkin the streets again

[spyder]

plane is late, we were supposed to start boarding....
right after this quote, i heard my flight was being boarded. [Coffee]

[spyder]

spyder must have caught his flight by now
the flight lasted a whole 11 minutes. nice and bumpy though. [Beer]

[spyder]

Why are people afraid to say things directly and honestly? Fuck this 'sugarcoated' PC world..
ah shit! i missed you bitchin!

[spyder]

so the guy next to me was an army guy who about lost his friggen mind once the plane left the gate.

[spyder]

he kepot laying his head down on the seat in front of him, but it was more of headbutting...

[spyder]

i thought it was kinda funny...

[spyder]

i tried to talk to him, but he didn't say a word back to me...

after we landed, he said sorry for not being polite. his reasoning was that if he didn't aknowledge anyone, he would be fine and nothing would happen to him... [ROFL1]



hey, to each their own

[spyder]

so now, here i sit waiting to board at 9:30 to go to florida.

[UncleDave]

Wow Spyder, that some serious hoin' you've been up to since o dark thirty.

[yankeefan98121]

so now at DIA eh,

[UncleDave]

I hate waiting around DIA.

[spyder]

Wow Spyder, that some serious hoin' you've been up to since o dark thirty.
i've been up for a while...

this is nothing compared to what monky, pat, dsb, trigger, and i used to do. [Beer] those were the good ol days. [ROFL1]

[spyder]

so now at DIA eh,
yep, just chillin....

[spyder]

I hate waiting around DIA.
it is really boring... this lady just sat down next to me that must be very important, she is very busy....


i just saw an 800 lb power walker walk by me.... literally was shaking the ground as he walked...

[spyder]

oh ya, and the other thing that i just remembered about the first flight... someone busted ass in the plane! we were smellin shit the entire time! stupid bastard...

[spyder]

monky... where the fuk are you? i want to know why you day was so shitty already.

[UncleDave]

A planewide dutch oven. You have to respect the power of that fart!

[UncleDave]

Was the power walker wearing spandex?

[spyder]

A planewide dutch oven. You have to respect the power of that fart!
that's just messed up.... messed up....

[spyder]

Was the power walker wearing spandex?
i didn't know who did it, pretty sure they didn't want anyone to know that they were the bastards either...

[spyder]

i didn't know who did it, pretty sure they didn't want anyone to know that they were the bastards either...
an ass kicking at 12000 feet... [Beer]

[Monky]

monky... where the fuk are you? i want to know why you day was so shitty already.

Some of us have to work.. we can't just sit around an airport all day being a whore!

[UncleDave]

Hear I am coping a squat, an my 3 dogs insist on playing in the little toilet room inside the master bath. 2 German Shepherds, 1 Rottweiler, and me do not fit in a 4x8 room!

[UncleDave]

Some of us have to work.. we can't just sit around an airport all day being a whore!

Now Spyder is a member of the milehigh-ho club

[spyder]

Some of us have to work.. we can't just sit around an airport all day being a whore!
oh stop it, i know how you work, don't even try to give me that shit!

[spyder]

alright, plane is boarding, time to get on... till next time.....

[yankeefan98121]

Whoring while we're waiting for the go ahead to go back to work after a fire alarm

[UncleDave]

Have a safe flight Spyder

[yankeefan98121]

UD you're back, better lay off me's pennies

[UncleDave]

You keep the pennies, I'll take the silver, ho

[UncleDave]

Shakin' it on Colfax

[UncleDave]

Lookin' for the next score

[UncleDave]

Just bein' a whore

[yankeefan98121]

better keep off my gas stations too, ho

[yankeefan98121]

dem's my 7-11

[yankeefan98121]

Colfax and Federal, where the real ho's, ho

[UncleDave]

Only the nickle grubbin' Ho's

[yankeefan98121]

Lookin for the next fix

[UncleDave]

I gotta fix for ya, but you gotta suck it out the hose.

[UncleDave]

strutting down the streeet

[UncleDave]

sweating from the heat

[UncleDave]

Looking for the sweets

[whiskeyjack]

Rap is better when you cant understand it.

[yankeefan98121]

walkin down the street

trying not to get beat

[yankeefan98121]

I look over and what do I see,

Mf''in UD pakin heat

[yankeefan98121]

So i start runnin, what do I know,

M'Fucking Ducky at the stow

[yankeefan98121]

I look around I'm fuckin caught,

all the fuckin sivler in my hand fucking dropped

[UncleDave]

nice a poet and didn't know it

[UncleDave]

you 10 cent

[yankeefan98121]

10 pennies

[UncleDave]

Da Ho's Knows

[Monky]

oh stop it, i know how you work, don't even try to give me that shit!

Everyone thinks the cool part of my job is the only thing I do.. there are actual work parts involved.

Like tomorrow I have to go test drive a Bentley mulsanne.

[UncleDave]

My old man just got back from Vegas, driving the Bentleys on the track

[yankeefan98121]

damn I sure miss gambling Vegas

[yankeefan98121]

continuing in the spirit of ho'in

[yankeefan98121]

may the ho games continue

[yankeefan98121]

gold medalist in the ho games!

[UncleDave]

Just a little ho aren't ya

[UncleDave]

bringing on the ho's

[UncleDave]

Where oh where has my little ho gone

[UncleDave]

Oh where oh where can he be

[UncleDave]

His eyes are slanty and his nose is long

[UncleDave]

Oh where oh where can he be

[UncleDave]

It's rainin' ho's

[UncleDave]

No, how about...Ho, ho's on the range

[Ridge]

Nhow I hhave a machine gun.

Hho hho hho

[UncleDave]

where the beer and the alcohol play

[UncleDave]

Nice Die Hard reference

[UncleDave]

Yippy ki yeah, ho

[UncleDave]

Nice suit

[spyder]

Have a safe flight Spyder
well, the plane landed, i got something to eat, and my daughter is now with me for the summer!

[patrick0685]

damn I sure miss gambling Vegas

it is fun[Coffee]

[spyder]

our flight in was.... fun.... flying past a tropical storm was great! [Beer]

now we get to fly past it once more! i also found out my daughter gets motion sickness on planes........

[patrick0685]

well, the plane landed, i got something to eat, and my daughter is now with me for the summer!

with people like me controlling the skys of course it landed[Beer]

[jreifsch80]

Hans Gruber has to be one of the coolest bad guy's ever lol either that of the big blond German terrorist with the metal hair you know that one that uses and aug

[spyder]

this place is friggen humid... can't wait to leave...

[spyder]

with people like me controlling the skys of course it landed[Beer]
lol... i won't talk shit just in case you guys all talk to eachother..... [Coffee]

[spyder]

it is fun[Coffee]
i've lost too much money there to want to go back any time soon. [Beer]

[Ridge]

Hans Gruber has to be one of the coolest bad guy's ever lol either that of the big blond German terrorist with the metal hair you know that one that uses and aug

I always liked Hans. He's the best action movie villain in a long time, I think. Very charismatic.

[spyder]

our pilot from the springs to denver pretty much dropped the plane on the runway when we landed.... it was different....

[spyder]

our plane landed sideways pretty much ( i could see down the runway out my window) but the pilot set it down so gently, i didn't even really notice the touchdown... good pilot. [Beer]

[Ridge]

our pilot from the springs to denver pretty much dropped the plane on the runway when we landed.... it was different....

He wasn't Japanese, by chance, was he?

Jw-aUVa3a0U

[Monky]

Why don't you bring some of that rain back w/ you from Florida.

[patrick0685]

i've lost too much money there to want to go back any time soon. [Beer]

ahh...thats why i dont gamble much, its fun to do every once in a while though

[patrick0685]

our plane landed sideways pretty much ( i could see down the runway out my window) but the pilot set it down so gently, i didn't even really notice the touchdown... good pilot. [Beer]

crabbing into the wind...there are some crazy youtube videos showing that

[patrick0685]

lol... i won't talk shit just in case you guys all talk to eachother..... [Coffee]

nah we pretty much let it roll off our backs the general public has no real idea what we do

[patrick0685]

even most pilots dont know what we do

[patrick0685]

whens the last time any of you guys have done a desk pop?

[Ridge]

Latest in the series....warning, is quite vulgar.

3vXNTCpM6rE

[jackthewall81]

Go Rockies!

[Monky]

I washed the 599GTB and the Maybach today.. you can all fucking thank me for the rain bitches.[Coffee]

[02ducky]

Thanks Monky!

[yankeefan98121]

Thanks Monky!

[UncleDave]

Thanks Monkey

[yankeefan98121]

watching Ironman 2 while whorin Life is Good

[yankeefan98121]

Damn I like these Marvel movies

[UncleDave]

I watched Thor the other day. Not bad

[UncleDave]

IronHo

[yankeefan98121]

The Avenga'hos

[yankeefan98121]

yeah thor was my least favorite of them all but it wasn't bad, it plays into what Avengers did in that movie

[UncleDave]

Yeah I probably liked it better because I watched the Avengers first.

[UncleDave]

Ho-lk

[UncleDave]

SpiderHo

[UncleDave]

Captain Ho

[jackthewall81]

Go Rockies! Rally back!

[UncleDave]

ThHo

[UncleDave]

There is the supervillian Ho-ki

[UncleDave]

The Fantastic Ho's

[yankeefan98121]

hmm, going to have to be a few rally monkeys beating on that fat lady for them to come back

[yankeefan98121]

how about four fantastic ho's?

[Ridge]

yeah thor was my least favorite of them all but it wasn't bad, it plays into what Avengers did in that movie

So did Captain America, Iron Man, Iron Man 2 and The Incredible Hulk.

Here is an awesome timeline of all the movies. (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/05/avengers-time.jpg)

Obviously spoilers for all the movies.

[UncleDave]

Mr Fantastic Ho

[yankeefan98121]

the green goo ho

[yankeefan98121]

So did Captain America, Iron Man, Iron Man 2 and The Incredible Hulk.

Here is an awesome timeline chart of all the movies. (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/05/avengers-timeline-1337716517.jpg)

Obviously spoilers for all the movies.

yeah can't wait til the next one comes out

[yankeefan98121]

the incredible ho

[Ridge]

Thor

[yankeefan98121]

already ho hump Wednesday

[yankeefan98121]

damn it, scarlett is fucking hot

[yankeefan98121]

all that leather, mmmmm this ho wanna be a lezbho

[yankeefan98121]

wonder if i can get a ho page to myself

[yankeefan98121]

half way there, hmmmm

[yankeefan98121]

more than half way now

[yankeefan98121]

almost there, oh man I can see it

[yankeefan98121]

hold it right there I'm almost there

[yankeefan98121]

spunk all in the sock, damn

[yankeefan98121]

well that was fun, round 2

[yankeefan98121]

damn I'm a good little ho

[yankeefan98121]

getting late though, this ho might have to turn in

[yankeefan98121]

But I'm on a roll though

[yankeefan98121]

cooler temps out, but the ho'palace is still runnin AC

[yankeefan98121]

Oh well I guess it's only money

[yankeefan98121]

Just have to take more pennies out of the jars tomorrow

[yankeefan98121]

ducky and ud got the silver change on lock down, fucking ho's

[yankeefan98121]

it's aight, this ho gonna put it down with the pennies

[yankeefan98121]

pennies for me, maybe a silver when duck and ud aren't walkin

[yankeefan98121]

oh what?? is that two ho pages for yankee

[yankeefan98121]

Oh yeah I think it is!

[yankeefan98121]

a ho know's best!

[yankeefan98121]

this ho has been BUSY

[yankeefan98121]

Been busy ho'in

[yankeefan98121]

solo ho'in

[yankeefan98121]

is good ho'in

[yankeefan98121]

gonna have to step on some ho's tomorrow

[02ducky]

Stay out of my silver change areas yo!

[yankeefan98121]

make sure bitches aint takin my pennies

[yankeefan98121]

put the ho'down

[yankeefan98121]

this ho gotta eat

[yankeefan98121]

cuddlecakes, that's fucking awesome!

[TriggerHappy]

WHORES!!!!!!!

[yankeefan98121]

it's been filled with whorin

[yankeefan98121]

going to fill it some more ho'in

[02ducky]

WHORES!!!!!!!

I represent that statement

[yankeefan98121]

atypical whores haha

[02ducky]

Hos gotta do what a hos gotta do

[jreifsch80]

Hey fellow whores, I talked to zteknik on the phone tonight and they are packing up the last of their stuff, he said everything will probably fit with the help of a shoe horn lol should be in co springs sometime Saturday

[Ridge]

cuddlecakes, that's fucking awesome!

Sup
http://i.imgur.com/Oes2I.gif

[Ridge]

Im gonna go see my pot dealer....
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[jreifsch80]

Ridge....... BUILD AN AK!

[yankeefan98121]

Hey fellow whores, I talked to zteknik on the phone tonight and they are packing up the last of their stuff, he said everything will probably fit with the help of a shoe horn lol should be in co springs sometime Saturday

That's awesome!

Hope he has a safe trip out

[yankeefan98121]

Where the ho's at

[yankeefan98121]

Oh, my bad, where da ho's be at

[jreifsch80]

Watching mcgyver on Netflix to start my morning lol

[yankeefan98121]

McGyver, damn I still remember watching that with my parents, urgh getting old

[jreifsch80]

Yeah I remember watching it and the a-team with my dad lol

[jreifsch80]

I love it when a plan comes together lol

[jreifsch80]

[Driver]
That's awesome!

Hope he has a safe trip out

I know, I'm looking forward to more of his moms perogies lol

[yankeefan98121]

Yeah I remember watching it and the a-team with my dad lol

yeah man A team! haha love the old shite

[jreifsch80]

I just saw macgyver weld a piston rod with a generator jumper cables and 2 quarters haha

[yankeefan98121]

hahaha guess a generator is going on the list of things I need in the truck

[UncleDave]

I pitty the ho's

[UncleDave]

Mornin ho's

[02ducky]

What up UD? Too early to be hoing in the morning, super stressed out because of the fires and I don't even live down there.

Now back to hoing!

[jreifsch80]

Hey Dave welcome to the corner

[spyder]

well, fuck..... i got home this morning at 3, and now i'm getting ready to go into work...........

[jreifsch80]

What up UD? Too early to be hoing in the morning, super stressed out because of the fires and I don't even live down there.

Now back to hoing!

It's wild sounds like there's a lot of displaced/evacuated people

[jreifsch80]

well, fuck..... i got home this morning at 3, and now i'm getting ready to go into work...........

We're you havin some beers?

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://i.imgur.com/pjo2Q.jpg
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=520613#post520613

[UncleDave]

About 32,000 evacuated. Flying W ranch burned. The fire is about 15 or 20 miles from the house. Made sure the go bags are ready last night, just in case.

[Mazin]

Be safe man and if you need anything just ask!

[yankeefan98121]

About 32,000 evacuated. Flying W ranch burned. The fire is about 15 or 20 miles from the house. Made sure the go bags are ready last night, just in case.

seems like anything is possible man, gl stay safe...all of you guys

[UncleDave]

Right now we're good. Good neighbors coming together, but thanks. I will.

[spyder]

We're you havin some beers?
went to florida yesterday to get my little girl [Beer]

[jreifsch80]

Ah that must be a little stressfull Dave

Very cool spyder, I have a 4 and a half year old girl myself she already wants a mosin Nagant lol

[UncleDave]

Yeah a little. You could see the fire from my back deck last night. Kind of cool in a eerie way. And your daughter doesn't want an AK? You must not be raising her right! [ROFL1]

[yankeefan98121]

thought I'd give a little whore bump, thread felt a little neglected today

[redneck122]

whats up ho's

[yankeefan98121]

just ho'in around

[redneck122]

watchin american boobies. These people are ridiculous

[yankeefan98121]

never seen it

[DFBrews]

Smoking some jalepano poppers followed by grilled ny strip steaks corn on the cob and some red peppers all grilled with a brown ale to top it off it is gonna be awesome!!!

That run on sentence was brought to you by ethanol.

[jackthewall81]

watchin american boobies. These people are ridiculous

I was watching the Rockies get whooped, then slow pitch softball, totally forgot about this show. Thanks for reminding me!

[jackthewall81]

Oh has anyone here watched Adventure Time?

It's a kiddy show but it fucks me up. That shit is the funniest/weirdest stuff I have ever seen.

[jreifsch80]

Yeah a little. You could see the fire from my back deck last night. Kind of cool in a eerie way. And your daughter doesn't want an AK? You must not be raising her right! [ROFL1]

She also has "her" akm bolt that she carries around in her purse lol she wants a pink and purple ak74 (she like the 74 brake)

[jreifsch80]

Smoking some jalepano poppers followed by grilled ny strip steaks corn on the cob and some red peppers all grilled with a brown ale to top it off it is gonna be awesome!!!

That run on sentence was brought to you by ethanol.

All sounds good but the brown ale..... I'd prefer a weissbier lol

[yankeefan98121]

Smoking some jalepano poppers followed by grilled ny strip steaks corn on the cob and some red peppers all grilled with a brown ale to top it off it is gonna be awesome!!!

That run on sentence was brought to you by ethanol.


mmmmm damn that sounds awesome

[02ducky]

^ sounds like a great dinner!

[Ridge]

Oh has anyone here watched Adventure Time?

It's a kiddy show but it fucks me up. That shit is the funniest/weirdest stuff I have ever seen.

Weirdo.

I was watching Open Range on AMC.

[Skully]

Weirdo.

I was watching Open Range on AMC.

This is coming from a guy who is addicted to little ponies. [Coffee]
If you have kids sometimes kid shows are the only thing I can watch. It is a weird show, with a unique underlying deep story. My son says the characters are silly looking but he still gets addicted to watching it.

We have this joke where he asks what time is it? "Adventure time!"

[02ducky]

One of the best cowboy movies ever!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

OK just checking in. Life is kinda FUBED up right now!!!!! Fires, lack "O" dog, FNG WORK BASTARDS!! [Bang][Bang][Bang] [UZI]

[yankeefan98121]

ho's still ho'in it

[jreifsch80]

My daughter loves "lazy town" now that is a weird show lol

[02ducky]

OK just checking in. Life is kinda FUBED up right now!!!!! Fires, lack "O" dog, FNG WORK BASTARDS!! [Bang][Bang][Bang] [UZI]


You ever thought about getting a new dog bro? Might be hard right now, but might help you recover from your loss. Losing a dog is so damned hard

[mahabali]

Was watchin Open Range too.

[jreifsch80]

What's up Yankee, so you're a Yankeefan huh? So you might not like

R3me6ifiaNY

[redneck122]

I aint just whistlin dixie...

[jreifsch80]

Ah another Greeleyite haha hey redneck

[redneck122]

whats happenin man?

So how about this heat?

These are the days i hate bein a fat kid

[JM Ver. 2.0]

whats happenin man?

So how about this heat?

These are the days i hate bein a fat kid

My thoughts exactly.

[jreifsch80]

I'm not fat I'm big boned lol hey redneck did you hear about the fire on the side of 5th over in west Greeley last night? Was that a car that was burning?

[jreifsch80]

Good thing about this heat is I give my grass just enough water to stay green but it doesn't grow so no having a heart attack mowing my lawn lol bad thing is is it's fu€king hot out

[redneck122]

No i didnt hear anything about that. Crazy shit around hear lately.

[jreifsch80]

So am I a redneck too considering the most important tool I use when I do anything is a cigarette dangling out of my mouth at all times (usually with an inch long ash) and I'm not kidding my dad shakes his head lol

[jreifsch80]

I hate it when it's too hot to go shooting

[02ducky]

I hate it when it's too hot to go shooting

+1 on that, I don't even want to go outside to shoot my bow. Tired of heat, come on fall!

Hate the heat ho!

[redneck122]

Not sure if the cigarrette classifies you as a redneck. haha. I don't understand the current fad of everyone wantin to be country now, i used to get made fun of for it!

[jreifsch80]

I was just playing also I guess I don't think of myself as anything but some of my friends call me a redneck more because of my personality haha but then again I am a livestock nutritional consultant so I prefer being out at my customers feedlots than stuck in the office. By the way do you chew snuff or long cut? I chewed cope snuff for years but I started getting crazy heartburn from it so switched to pall malls

[jreifsch80]

+1 on that, I don't even want to go outside to shoot my bow. Tired of heat, come on fall!

Hate the heat ho!

You should come up for an ak shoot when me Jim and brycom go out shooting

[redneck122]

I chew long cut. And yea, the heartburn happens. So do the sore throats and leather like gums haha.

[yankeefan98121]

What's up Yankee, so you're a Yankeefan huh? So you might not like

R3me6ifiaNY

haha i just let by gone's be by gone's [ROFL1]

[ben4372]

PMS jokes are not funny. Period.

[Ridge]

PMS jokes are not funny. Period.

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[redneck122]

Sometimes i wonder about you, Ridge.

[jreifsch80]

haha i just let by gone's be by gone's [ROFL1]

I hate Yankees, and red socks lol I'm a royals and Rockies fan ;)

[yankeefan98121]

I hate Yankees, and red socks lol I'm a royals and Rockies fan ;)

I feel for you. Not knowing what it's like to root for winners, maybe wieners, but no winners [Beer] [ROFL1] [ROFL2]

fuck the fag sox! haha

[yankeefan98121]

Sometimes i wonder about you, Ridge.

haha You shall wonder no more [Rant2]

[redneck122]

its too god damn hot to sleep. Fuck this

[yankeefan98121]

got the ac going fuck it, it's only money

[yankeefan98121]

yeah fuck this gotta hit the pillow so I can ho early in the am

night ho's

[jreifsch80]

Ah no ac huh? Hey redneck you gonna build an ak?

[Ridge]

Sometimes i wonder about you, Ridge.

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[jreifsch80]

A month of ac or an AK parts kit hmmmmm my wife would kill me if she knew I thought like this lol

[redneck122]

i have AC, just to damn cheap to keep runnin the bastard lol. And i literally no ZERO about Ak's

[jreifsch80]

All you need to know about ak's is they're cheap to build cheap to run and never stop lol also Jim's build parties are fun lol

[jreifsch80]

Also the 7.62x39 is basically a rimless 30-30 so it's a useful cartridge and the 5.45x39 is 12.7 cents a round lol

[Ridge]

I've been kinda intrigued as of late with an AK74 in 5.45...

[redneck122]

I might have to come hang out at the next build party. See what those commie guns are are about

[jreifsch80]

I might have to come hang out at the next build party. See what those commie guns are are about

Commie guns are pretty cool here my two favorites I've built
http://s1081.photobucket.com/albums/j345/jreifsch80/photo-14.jpg

[akguy1985]

Those aks' are ugly as hell ;) love em

[yankeefan98121]

Morning ho's

[yankeefan98121]

Where all da ho's at

[DSB OUTDOORS]

You ever thought about getting a new dog bro? Might be hard right now, but might help you recover from your loss. Losing a dog is so damned hard
Na, I'm done! Not fair to the dog. I work too damn much and when I get home still have all the chores and stuff. 3rd times a charm, but I'm ok with it. [Beer]

[UncleDave]

Morning ho's

[jreifsch80]

hello fellow whores

[alxone]

scrapbook update
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?p=522337#post522337
http://i.imgur.com/QzqAD.jpg

[redneck122]

Morning gents