The post whore thread.

[02ducky]

And going?? Impossible. Somebody stop me please!

[02ducky]

This is kinda exciting, I think I have like 12 in a row now.

[02ducky]

Can I actually turn the page? World record?

[02ducky]

Might be defeated by a low battery.

[02ducky]

Pushing the limits of my fat thumbs small key board.

[02ducky]

Man I am on a roll, I hate to say it but I am kinda proud of myself right now.

[Monky]

Fuck you jury hurry up


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[02ducky]

What? You act like you have something better to do on a Friday night.

[02ducky]

Dammit monkey ruined it for me.

[02ducky]

Fuck you jury hurry up


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

What's the case? Can't believe that you are still stuck there.

[patrick0685]

Dammit monkey ruined it for me.

yep...just like that your dream is crushed

[02ducky]

Ah ha, starting over!

[02ducky]

yep...just like that your dream is crushed

You too? Can't defeat me Patrick come to the dark side.

[02ducky]

I should have known, first Monkey and then Patrick. You guys conspiring against me?

[02ducky]

So close yet so far away...

[Monky]

What's the case? Can't believe that you are still stuck there.

Can't discuss yet... But regardless of the outcome it will be in the paper. I've already been telling the press to F off


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[02ducky]

24 posts in a row, good run for me.

[02ducky]

Can't discuss yet... But regardless of the outcome it will be in the paper. I've already been telling the press to F off


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

Sorry to hear that bro, hope everything is okay.

[Monky]

Good for me. Just worn out.

This had better be good. They've been deliberating for 12 hours


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[02ducky]

Good for me. Just worn out.

This had better be good. They've been deliberating for 12 hours


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

Wow, that's a hell of a long time. Might be an interesting read if you decide to discuss. Seriously hoping the best for you then man. Good luck.

[Great-Kazoo]

Still going, just like the energizer bunny.

you wear pink rabbit costumes?

[Monky]

Wow, that's a hell of a long time. Might be an interesting read if you decide to discuss. Seriously hoping the best for you then man. Good luck.

The case doesn't involve me in the least. I just work for a law firm.

Well.. the jury came back and believe me when I tell you I will never go to trial with a jury.. only a judge. I'll let someone who understands the law and decide my fate.

We won, but it wasn't what we hoped for. Our client is essentially screwed.

They have no idea what they just did.

I'll post more later. I'm going to bed.

[wax_job]

Yawn.. Need [coffee]

[fly boy]

Yawn.. Need [coffee]

Or a Rockstar

[wax_job]

Or a Rockstar

Sure, just no sugar.

I've found that the delivery of caffeine is much better when your body doesn't have to process the sugars.

So, redbull zero, rock star zero, or coffee black as night.

[wax_job]

Woohoo! Booked range time at 8am for a quickie!

Gonna go blast a 500 Mossy for a couple minutes to start my day.

How you whores feel about THAT?!

[bogie]

The case doesn't involve me in the least. I just work for a law firm.

Well.. the jury came back and believe me when I tell you I will never go to trial with a jury.. only a judge. I'll let someone who understands the law and decide my fate.

We won, but it wasn't what we hoped for. Our client is essentially screwed.

They have no idea what they just did.

I'll post more later. I'm going to bed.

$hitty choice either way in this day.

[02ducky]

you wear pink rabbit costumes?

Thats how I roll, pink bunny costumes aren't just for rabbits anymore. You seen the Christmas Story? All the cool kids have them now.

[DangerLee_Industries]

Anyone else tired of seeing " Buy this (pistol/rifle) now while you still can before July 1st " in posts that are usually a page long full of douchery??????? Perhaps I woke up grouchy but come on already.....[Bunny] Thumbs up for bunny costumes...

[Ridge]

I'm more tired of every 3 weeks seeing an edited screenshot saying today is the day in the future from Back to the Future 2.

[wax_job]

I'm more tired of every 3 weeks seeing an edited screenshot saying today is the day in the future from Back to the Future 2.

And that.... Is why I don't have a facebook.

[Ridge]

Just my opinion, but that's a pretty pathetic reason to not want to be able to instantly communicate with friends and family wherever they might be.

[Great-Kazoo]

Just my opinion, but that's a pretty pathetic reason to not want to be able to instantly communicate with friends and family wherever they might be.

Phones use to and are still the way outside of sitting down and WRITING A LETTER. The world actually was able to function with out instant gratification. Outside of gun web sites i don't do "social media"

[bogie]

It's nice to get letters. My mom still sends me one occasionally.

[TheBelly]

Today's is the last day for my 3-day precision semi-auto course. Believe me when I say that I am smoked!

[BuffCyclist]

Second night back at work after a month leave and holy crap I'm exhausted! Luckily the night is going by smoothly and I haven't had to think too much...yet [LOL]

[wax_job]

Phones use to and are still the way outside of sitting down and WRITING A LETTER. The world actually was able to function with out instant gratification. Outside of gun web sites i don't do "social media"

This. ^^^

Anyone that I want to talk to or visa-versa has my #

[GilpinGuy]

This. ^^^

Anyone that I want to talk to or visa-versa has my #

I'm with you here. If someone wants to get me right away they can text, email or call me. I don't need yet another mode of communication to fiddle with all the time.

[fly boy]

Sure, just no sugar.

I've found that the delivery of caffeine is much better when your body doesn't have to process the sugars.

So, redbull zero, rock star zero, or coffee black as night.

I would have to dissagree. I do enjoy a nice sugar free energy drink almost every day, however, even now and then I make sure I get a super sugary one so you get a nice zurg rush.

I have tried many and flock to Go-Fast Tea, or Wired 344mg When I can find them.

[waxthis]

21 clicks of windage..

[bogie]

A one, a two, a one two three..

[zteknik]

A one, a two, a one two three..

Turn on the bubble machine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkbu8uAblwQ

[patrick0685]

monky i want to know what happened...how you won and still screwed?

[fly boy]

TTT

[wax_job]

TTT

Stop that.

[02ducky]

Gotta get my whoren before bed.

[02ducky]

How many ho's does it take to change a light bulb?









I don't know either. LOL

[02ducky]

Couple more so I can end on an even number.

[02ducky]

Almost here.

[02ducky]

monky i want to know what happened...how you won and still screwed?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[TheBelly]

I made it back from my class.... You're welcome!

[bogie]

Turn on the bubble machine...


Ahhh.. the fond memories of spending saturday nights with my grandparents...

Welk can sure pull off the pimp suit. I could pimp all you hos with a pimp suit like that.

[Dave]

[Slap]

[bogie]

[Slap]

[Dissed]

[USAFGopherMike]

Fiji water is the best.

[mahabali]

Fiji water is the best.

The best Jerry, the best.

[USAFGopherMike]

I wish I had some MIO to put in it but I ran out yesterday.

[TheBelly]

Hey duck,

i posted a quick aar of my precision semi auto course. Go look at the pictures!

[waxthis]

Whores, don't let your meat loaf!

[bogie]

Hey duck,

i posted a quick aar of my precision semi auto course. Go look at the pictures!

So.. have you started?

[TheBelly]

So.. have you started?

Started? I just got back!!

[bogie]

Oh where have I been..

[Dingo]

Just sprinted 30 min on the treadmill... gotta keep my trim figure if I'm to be ho-ing in the summertime.

[Dingo]

Now I'm going to ruin it with a breakfast of leftover pizza...

[Dingo]

Ho-ing it up toward # 800......

[William]

If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger to save just one soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.

[Dingo]

ROFLMAO.... I love it. Almost choked on my coffee.

[zteknik]

If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger to save just one soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.
Huhah!![Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

SNO Ho's represent.

[zteknik]

SNO Ho's represent.
No snow down here,just been windy as heck..

[GilpinGuy]

I should be digging out. Just ho'in instead.

[TheBelly]

Bored. My stuff gets delivered tomorrow.

[USAFGopherMike]

I've been underground without fresh air or daylight for 51.5 hours now... Might get a chance to go topside and get a shower in a few hours.... I hope.

[waxthis]

I've been underground without fresh air or daylight for 51.5 hours now... Might get a chance to go topside and get a shower in a few hours.... I hope.

Just dont push that Mushroom switch..

[waxthis]

F this weather....ANYTHING below 75 is way to cold.

[waxthis]

Whore on.

[UncleDave]

Ho'in in the mornin....

[Dingo]

Post # 800, beeyotch........

[Great-Kazoo]

F this weather....ANYTHING below 75 is way to cold.

Yes, but it's a Dry Cold.

[Goodburbon]

Snowing its ass off here.

I have a new bike i'd like to ride...

guess ill sit inside and pass a kidney stone instead.

[zteknik]

Yes, but it's a Dry Cold.
Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...[Puke]

[Great-Kazoo]

Yea yea,just like the dry heaves...[Puke]

as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.

[zteknik]

as much as it hurts once it's over your golden. Unless you crapped your pants thinking it was a fart. cant' have both sides in the shitter at once, can ya laddie.

No truer words of wisdom have been spoken...[Coffee]

[UncleDave]

Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!

[Great-Kazoo]

Trash can on your lap, sitting on the crapper. That's how the pros do it!

Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?

[UncleDave]

My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.

[Great-Kazoo]

My throne is in it's own little room, so that's not feasible.

The King of Nothing. There's always the hallway.

[waxthis]

Light weight. Lean you head ove the sink or shower, which ever is closer. Then listen to the ol lady bitch about the mess you made cause you missed BOTH beats nursing a hang over
Then again the ladies ain't no saint when it comes to tossing their cookies all over either, are they?


No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?

[Great-Kazoo]

No, no there not. Can you say Margarita up-chuck in a suitcase full of clothes?

Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats :(

[waxthis]

Started drinking right after work years ago, we hit the bar back east 1 picture of alabama something or others and 1 picture of kamikaze's. 1 red, 1 green. 1hr later i walk outside (fresh air is BAD) and proceed to flash this psychedelic florescent greenish color liquid all over someone's white caddy. Took 2 days for that recovery. I have a freshly shucked clams and tequila one that doesn't fair much better. Good thing the 77 dog van had rubber floor mats :(

LOL...Something tells me that caddy had a new tint to it. Stomach acid is a biatch!

[zteknik]

Waiting for the clock to tick down to the end of the work day..
Gotta get my ho on!![Coffee]

[Ridge]

Only thing left to pack is my computer...

[GilpinGuy]

First ho post of the day. I'm one slackin ho.

[GilpinGuy]

I ain't the only slacking ho apparently.

[Great-Kazoo]

LOL...Something tells me that caddy had a new tint to it. Stomach acid is a biatch!

So's waking up in bed naked and the only people you see are your friend and his wife, starring at you. With no clue where your wife wandered off to.

Those were the days my friends
We'd thought they'd never end

Oh Yes Those were the days.

[bogie]

My wife just rescued a parakeet from my roof.

[zteknik]

My wife just rescued a parakeet from my roof.

He's probably one chilled bird-if you need anything let me know,my wife is sorta an expert on them,after all she has 11 of them and 2 cockatiels.
And I have a good set of hearing pro and drop cloths...[Coffee]

[zteknik]

So's waking up in bed naked and the only people you see are your friend and his wife, starring at you. With no clue where your wife wandered off to.

Those were the days my friends
We'd thought they'd never end

Oh Yes Those were the days.
Yup those are the days I dont miss,all I miss is all the money I wasted and where the hell I left my car!![facepalm]

[bogie]

He's probably one chilled bird-if you need anything let me know,my wife is sorta an expert on them,after all she has 11 of them and 2 cockatiels.
And I have a good set of hearing pro and drop cloths...[Coffee]

Thanks! He did look really cold. His beak was nuzzled back between his wings and he was roosting in the full sun. But he flew right down to her and landed on her hand.

Within 10 minutes of being inside he started chirping away. The dog wasn't too fond of him though.

[bogie]

She just called the Boulder animal shelter and they said they would be able to match his tag. She took him there for the night so the dog won't be crapping bird nuggets in the morning.

[zteknik]

Be carefull with the dog,he might want to use him as a chew toy.
Just for the first day or so keep him in a cage and keep the cage covered with a blanket or some sort of cloth-keeps them calm.
He should be ok after a few days.

[zteknik]

She just called the Boulder animal shelter and they said they would be able to match his tag. She took him there for the night so the dog won't be crapping bird nuggets in the morning.
The tags they have usualy are breeder tags,dont know if they can find out who the owner is that way

[bogie]

The tags they have usualy are breeder tags,dont know if they can find out who the owner is that way

Damn that sucks. Good news is Boulder is a no kill shelter and they will find a home for him if his owners don't turn up.

Your wife ever lose one and have it turn up again?

[zteknik]

Damn that sucks. Good news is Boulder is a no kill shelter and they will find a home for him if his owners don't turn up.

Your wife ever lose one and have it turn up again?
Never lost one,and they fly free in the house.Their pretty much use to being here so I would imagine they would make their way back home.

[zteknik]

My wife said she'd be willing to take it in-gimme a call or a pm..

[bogie]

My wife said she'd be willing to take it in-gimme a call or a pm..

Okay, when my wife gets home from the shelter I'll see if they could find out anything off the tag. I'll let you know what she says.

[Great-Kazoo]

My wife said she'd be willing to take it in-gimme a call or a pm..

1/4 cup flour, 1tsp cajun seasoning 1 egg. Mix flour & seasoning roll in flour mix, then egg, then back in flour mix. Drop SLOWLY in cast iron skillet with hot (275deg) canola oil. make sure to cover skillet as there may be some splatter , those smaller birds are very moist for the size.

[zteknik]

1/4 cup flour, 1tsp cajun seasoning 1 egg. Mix flour & seasoning roll in flour mix, then egg, then back in flour mix. Drop SLOWLY in cast iron skillet with hot (275deg) canola oil. make sure to cover skillet as there may be some splatter , those smaller birds are very moist for the size.
BBQ-crispy style....

[bogie]

1/4 cup flour, 1tsp cajun seasoning 1 egg. Mix flour & seasoning roll in flour mix, then egg, then back in flour mix. Drop SLOWLY in cast iron skillet with hot (275deg) canola oil. make sure to cover skillet as there may be some splatter , those smaller birds are very moist for the size.

[LOL]

[waxthis]

TGIF, and it's a Santiago's for lunch.........That is all.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

TGIF, and it's a Santiago's for lunch.........That is all.

Yes, Happy Friday Ho's. Did Santiagos last Tuesday, got to be good today. It's Pho - Friday for me.

[GilpinGuy]

This ho just paid out a $435,000 jackpot. [Eek2]

[wax_job]

It's Pho - Friday for me.

Pho Saturday for me

[wax_job]

Out of town all week in LA LA land, good to be home, just damn dry

[Ridge]

Finally got internet up and running at the new apartment.

http://i.imgur.com/FNLUfnAh.jpg

[bogie]

Did you need wifi in your vehicles??

[Ridge]

Yes!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just had a Runway rundown from the Wif on what she's gonna wear to an event this weekend....jesus does one need to be careful of what is said during those moments.

[bogie]

Just had a Runway rundown from the Wif on what she's gonna wear to an event this weekend....jesus does one need to be careful of what is said during those moments.

[LOL]

Been there before!

[bogie]

Yes!

Not sure if you speed, but do you find having red vehicles gets you pulled over more?

My grandma always used to say "ive never seen a red car without a dent"

They just seem to attract attention.

[Ridge]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/2658563690.png (http://www.speedtest.net)


Not sure if you speed, but do you find having red vehicles gets you pulled over more?

My grandma always used to say "ive never seen a red car without a dent"

They just seem to attract attention.

Haven't noticed anything. But my AM drive to work is at 4:30, so it's just me and a couple big rigs on the highway. In the afternoon, I had been in rush hour. Just moved, so we'll see how things have changed.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My first car was a '71 fastback Mustang....only red car I ever owned. Seems to have been a lot of Blue since then, and some white.

Yep, Patriotic, I is. lol

I've been a little slow to jump into the blue tooth/smart phone world....it's a coming though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ridge, I hope you find your new commute to be a better one on the way home. I too have a sweet morning ride due to earliness of departure....way ahead of the masses.

[Ridge]

Ridge, I hope you find your new commute to be a better one on the way home. I too have a sweet morning ride due to earliness of departure....way ahead of the masses.

Yeah, now I'll be getting on I-25 at Lincoln, and heading down to Founders. Seems like, when going down I-25, traffic disappears there anyway.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I got 900 rds of F1 Ball for $600 the other day, kinda happy about that.

[fly boy]

holy hell!!!! 13 days in a row of bullshit work for a stupid ass inspection that we should have failed..... Must have had obama looking over us :D

[fly boy]

holy hell!!!! 13 days in a row of bullshit work for a stupid ass inspection that we should have failed..... Must have had obama looking over us :D

"these are not the fails you are looking for"

[DSB OUTDOORS]

holy hell!!!! 13 days in a row of bullshit work for a stupid ASS inspection that we should have failed..... Must have had obama looking over us :D
You mean a Proctology Exam!!!! [Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

You mean a Proctology Exam!!!! [Coffee]

Those can be a pain in the ass.

[baglock1]

Those can be a pain in the ass.

It's just a routine procedure until you feel the doc's hands on both shoulders.

[Great-Kazoo]

It's just a routine procedure until you feel the doc's hands on both shoulders.

Or instead of the gloves snapping you "think" you hear a zipppppper

[baglock1]

And for a complete change of topic, drinking beer while doing homework reduces the annoyance to a tolerable level.

[roberth]

I got 900 rds of F1 Ball for $600 the other day, kinda happy about that.

66 cents a round is good especially for Australian.

[daemon]

Had lunch with Elway today at the Original Pancake House...well, he was there at the same time as my wife and me. His knees must be a mess based on how he walked.

[baglock1]

And for a complete change of topic, drinking beer while doing homework reduces the annoyance to a tolerable level.

And as I predicted when I opened up the first beer, I quickly approached the "F@&% this s#!^" stage.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've not found anything that isn't better without my beer. I've given life a whole butt load of opportunities to provide one, but it just hasn't developed.

[Great-Kazoo]

on a downer related item NYNCO is back in GD. [gohome]

[waxthis]

Four dead grackles, the Gamo is dead on.....[Coffee]

[Dingo]

Just ate two cheese sticks, some over-buttered English muffins, a "crumbs only" bag of Doritos, and some leftover Easter candy for breakfast. And I haven't smoked any weed today. I think that might imply a defect of character/reasoning somewhere...

[brutal]

So many kettles on this flight.

Autocorrect courtesy of droid using tapatalk

[spittoon]

GOOD MORNING KEY PAD WHORES

[TheGrey]

Good morning, spittoon!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cooked some pork chops on the grill tonight, some plain with a little seasoning....some with a concoction of goo I mustered together, and some with BBQ sauce slathered all over them.

Lunches for the week are made, gonna sit down and eat some of that crap for dinner here sometime soon.

[Stvros]

Had to look that one up, like it a lot - NICE !
So many kettles on this flight.

Autocorrect courtesy of droid using tapatalk

[OtterbatHellcat]

The crap turned out goodliest.

That is all.

[Great-Kazoo]

SNACK TIME

[wctriumph]

Had a new garage door installed today. Guy showed up late, didn't have all the parts and ended up needing a couple of tools that were were left in "the other" truck. The job that was to be completed by 11:00 AM did not finish until just before 4:00 PM. Luckily my land lord is picking up the tab.

[GilpinGuy]

Gotta ho it up at least once tonight!

[waxthis]

Freaking Monday!......[facepalm]

[waxthis]

Oh.................,WHORE!

[GilpinGuy]

Freaking Monday!......[facepalm]

Monday is my Friday [rockon]

[USAFGopherMike]

holy hell!!!! 13 days in a row of bullshit work for a stupid ass inspection that we should have failed..... Must have had obama looking over us :D

Can't wait for it to be over.

[fly boy]

Can't wait for it to be over.

First one's over.... Onto the NORI

[waxthis]

Snow

[ChunkyMonkey]

Yellow Snow! I win

[patrick0685]

Monday is my Friday [rockon]

mine too!

[Ridge]

Monday is my Wed. Week is half over now.

[USAFGopherMike]

We're finally done with our portion of the NORI and off that gay ass 6-ring. I'm making up for 2 weeks of no booze right now.

[waxthis]

We're finally done with our portion of the NORI and off that gay ass 6-ring. I'm making up for 2 weeks of no booze right now.

Whoa... Sounds like your making one wild ass porn flick...

[Dingo]

I work 3 12hr nights over the weekend, so my "weekend" is 4 days long. Grin.

[Dingo]

P.S. fuck the damnocrats. Just needed to be said.

[wax_job]

Four dead grackles, the Gamo is dead on.....[Coffee]

I [heart] gammo.

[DangerLee_Industries]

Ummmmm I just want to cry right now..... I let a brand new FDE Scar 17 slip though my fingers at the low price of 2,700.00...... [facepalm]

[OtterbatHellcat]

P.S. fuck the damnocrats. Just needed to be said.

I don't think that can be said enough....really.

Got some higher level of stress going on in the OBC world....gonna meet with the boss tomorrow about trying to buy his business. Don't know how that's going to go, but if it doesn't go well, I hope that won't make working there an uncomfortable deal from there on out.

Success IS risky...the more you risk, the higher the benefit if it works. If it fails, you lose more too.

Aint life Grand?

Peace

[Dingo]

While I applaud your daring and ambition, that post was far too philisophical to be received well here in the PW. Please rephrase to something monosyllabic, vapid, and profane if possible...

[GilpinGuy]

While I applaud your daring and ambition, that post was far too philisophical to be received well here in the PW. Please rephrase to something monosyllabic, vapid, and profane if possible...

Yeah, I mean, WTF? [LOL]

[patrick0685]

gotta check on my hoes from time to time

[Ridge]

Too fuckin early.

[waxthis]

Snow

[nikolatesla19]

Cold.

[TheBelly]

It was 66* here in Texas @ 0530. With a 900000% humidity, it looks like I may just keel over and die before noon.

[TheBelly]

On the plus side, I can run like the damn wind. (Not the fast wind, more like a breeze....that's still a wind, right?)

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Why the Hell did I come into work today?? Should be a snow day!! [Bang]

[Dingo]

Enough snow. Nuff' said.

[waxthis]

It was 66* here in Texas @ 0530. With a 900000% humidity, it looks like I may just keel over and die before noon.

Dont let the pigs eat you!!!

[TheBelly]

Dont let the pigs eat you!!!

I am going to shoot EVERYTHING!!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

I am going to shoot EVERYTHING!!!!

Them suckas are shifty debils

[Dingo]

I plan to go on a hog hunt next year after the wife graduates, and my money is more for play and less for bare necessities of living. :-)

[wax_job]

Pig shootin sounds more fun then my friends in TX goin "pig stickin".

They will literally get close enough to stab em with a Bowie knife...

Big ball of Nope for me

[waxthis]

Morning HO BAGS.

[TheBelly]

I have no problems stabbing a hog.........with a bullet fired from a rifle.

[Ridge]

Food poisoning sucks ass. Haven't been able to walk straight for about 30 hours now. Room started spinning last night. I've been in bed all day, only got up to take a leak. I'm about back to where I was yesterday afternoon.

[wax_job]

7hrs ago?!

[wax_job]

Seven f-n hours!?... Betta gitchyo a55 back on this corner, trick!

[wax_job]

Food poisonin' my a55... Whatchya need ta doo, is git out there 'nmake my paper...

[waxthis]

Did someone poison your birthday cake? If you have means, I would run some intel on those close to you!! Hope you get better soon, food poisoning sux!

[Dingo]

A syringe of lactulose injected into a fruit or pastry product is awesome for revenge... it's one of the most potent laxatives known to man, only requires a small amount, and tastes like sugar. Grin.... just sayin....

[Monky]

Food poisoning sucks ass. Haven't been able to walk straight for about 30 hours now. Room started spinning last night. I've been in bed all day, only got up to take a leak. I'm about back to where I was yesterday afternoon.

Food poisoning like hell... It was your turn in the pony costume


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Dave]

So after moving stuff around in the alcohol supply corner of my basement I was moving some 5 gallon ball lock kegs that I thought were empty. Turns out one is full and there is a sticky note on it that reads "Belgian Tripel 5/10/08, 5/24/08, 9/6/08 11.3%" I always label mine with the brew date, racking to secondary date and kegging/bottling date with ABV. Best part is, still under CO2 pressure and a clean belgian yest smell when I vented the valve. According to my brew notes it's the other half of a 10 gallon batch I made at big brew day at The Brew Hut 5 years ago.

[Hound]

So after moving stuff around in the alcohol supply corner of my basement I was moving some 5 gallon ball lock kegs that I thought were empty. Turns out one is full and there is a sticky note on it that reads "Belgian Tripel 5/10/08, 5/24/08, 9/6/08 11.3%" I always label mine with the brew date, racking to secondary date and kegging/bottling date with ABV. Best part is, still under CO2 pressure and a clean belgian yest smell when I vented the valve. According to my brew notes it's the other half of a 10 gallon batch I made at big brew day at The Brew Hut 5 years ago.

Sounds like a lucky find! Need any help with that?

[GilpinGuy]

So after moving stuff around in the alcohol supply corner of my basement I was moving some 5 gallon ball lock kegs that I thought were empty. Turns out one is full and there is a sticky note on it that reads "Belgian Tripel 5/10/08, 5/24/08, 9/6/08 11.3%" I always label mine with the brew date, racking to secondary date and kegging/bottling date with ABV. Best part is, still under CO2 pressure and a clean belgian yest smell when I vented the valve. According to my brew notes it's the other half of a 10 gallon batch I made at big brew day at The Brew Hut 5 years ago.

I'm sure it's gone bad by now. I'll but it from you for the aluminum scrap for $10. [Coffee]

[waxthis]

Uhm?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/turtleburger_zpsb157aebf.jpg

[Ridge]

Uhm?
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/turtleburger_zpsb157aebf.jpg

They look like headcrabs.

http://i.imgur.com/Xx8pzZ1.jpg

[waxthis]

They look like headcrabs.

http://i.imgur.com/Xx8pzZ1.jpg

Oh shit!

[fly boy]

They look like headcrabs.

http://i.imgur.com/Xx8pzZ1.jpg


Built a computer in 04 just designed for HL2!!!

[brutal]

you boys are sick

[GilpinGuy]

Headcrabs...yummmy!

[TheBelly]

Texas has free hunters tags for Soldiers. I can shoot anything!!!!!!!

[TheBelly]

OK, that's not entirely true. BUT, I can hunt all kinds of creatures.

[GilpinGuy]

Texas has free hunters tags for Soldiers. I can shoot anything!!!!!!!

That include wild assholes?

[TheBelly]

And hunting isn't that hard here. Some of the critters just jump in front of your cars.

[TheBelly]

That include wild assholes?

Only the wild ones from NY....

LoL

[GilpinGuy]

Only the wild ones from NY....

LoL

[facepalm]I should have known that was coming...

[TheBelly]

[facepalm]I should have known that was coming...


Thats really the worst I got.

[TheBelly]

Apparently there are three local 3-gun shooting teams. I might have to get myself involved....

[wax_job]

Uhm?

I think you mean, YUM!!

[waxthis]

Santiago's for lunch?..HMMMMMMMMMM

[UncleDave]

Mmmmmm! Messican for lunch! Good idea.

[Great-Kazoo]

And hunting isn't that hard here. Some of the critters just jump in front of your cars.

Wait until you hit an armadillo doing 95 on a motorcycle, Ye haw

[GilpinGuy]

Leftover Thai Babyback Ribs for lunch. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[waxthis]

Wait until you hit an armadillo doing 95 on a motorcycle, Ye haw

I would assume they would make a perfect ramp, providing they are facing forward...[Coffee]

[Great-Kazoo]

I would assume they would make a perfect ramp, providing they are facing forward...[Coffee]

More a skidding sensation vs hitting a dead deer on the harmony rd off ramp @ 70

[waxthis]

More a skidding sensation vs hitting a dead deer on the harmony rd off ramp @ 70

Yikes, that is not good...Of course, hitting this lush would suck also!..[LOL]
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/armadillo_drinking_zps9cac10d6.jpg

[waxthis]

I'm going to turn into an Indian Taco!!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/6D425E74-347C-4848-A53E-DE318A900ACC-7901-00000DBD7382CF0C_zps98ba5579.jpg

[fly boy]

I miss my whores! How's everyone doing?

[waxthis]

I miss my whores! How's everyone doing?

Burp

[GilpinGuy]

I miss my whores! How's everyone doing?

Freaking awesome. Just got called off of work tonight...woohoo!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Had to reorganize the safe today, too many mags and not enough room for the ammo too. Luckily I have a smaller older safe to put the mags in and make more room in the big safe. Shit, I think I need another big safe.


My E-lander stuff shows that it shipped, so, 6 more mags on the way to my doorstep.

[baglock1]

Had to reorganize the safe today...

I'm running into that problem too. I had half for long guns and the other half for shelving (and by default, handguns). Unfortunately, one side is growing faster than the other so I'm trying to figure out how to reconcile that. Although I was trying to avoid it, I will likely have to go towards multiple rows on the long gun side.

[waxthis]

Way to much fun tonight with friends. Gonna pay for it in the AM!

[USAFGopherMike]

I'm going to turn into an Indian Taco!!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/6D425E74-347C-4848-A53E-DE318A900ACC-7901-00000DBD7382CF0C_zps98ba5579.jpg

This will not look as good coming out.

[waxthis]

This will not look as good coming out.

I made it!!!!!

[wax_job]

Way to much fun tonight with friends. Gonna pay for it in the AM!

Lol

[waxthis]

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up.

[GilpinGuy]

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up.

Yes! Another whore!

[GilpinGuy]

Outsiders looking at this thread would think we are some warped mo-fos. Of course we are, so, forget it.

[Dingo]

I just installed an NG tube on a patient at work, and he had a SEIZURE. That's definitely a new one on me. Couldn't seem to make up his mind whether he was going to puke, palsy, or pass out, so he made the only logical choice and did all three somewhat simultaneously. Awesome.

I'm going to drink until the sleeping meds kick in now....

[Dingo]

Think I'll just hang out in the PWT today until slumber claims me. It's too contentious out there today with all the bickering and name-calling.

[Dingo]

"100% of people use made up statistics 75% of the time, and anybody who disagrees with me is either an A: idiot, B: liberal, or C: sheep."

[Dingo]

Ad hominem.

Gesundheit!

[wctriumph]

Well, for earth day I put off mowing the lawn for one week. Time is up but too early to mow now, maybe after lunch I will fire up the mower. Haven't used it since last September so I will need to go get some fresh gas for it. Woohoo, a trip to town!!

[jerrymrc]

I just installed an NG tube on a patient at work, and he had a SEIZURE. That's definitely a new one on me. Couldn't seem to make up his mind whether he was going to puke, palsy, or pass out, so he made the only logical choice and did all three somewhat simultaneously. Awesome.

I'm going to drink until the sleeping meds kick in now....

Been on both ends of those. [Flower]

[Dingo]

Haven't had the pleasure of receiving one yet - although I told the wife that when she graduates nsg school in Sept, she can practice ONE TIME on me. I used to let my classmates practice IV's and vacutainer draws on me, so I'd know what it felt like for future reference. May as well try out an NGT tube, just for the experience.

[jerrymrc]

Haven't had the pleasure of receiving one yet - although I told the wife that when she graduates nsg school in Sept, she can practice ONE TIME on me. I used to let my classmates practice IV's and vacutainer draws on me, so I'd know what it felt like for future reference. May as well try out an NGT tube, just for the experience.

Make sure she sprays it down good and swallow as fast as ya can. Being in the Army I think all of us got to practice on each other. [LOL]I don't ever want another blood-gas draw plain again. [hahhah-no]

[zteknik]

Make sure she sprays it down good and swallow as fast as ya can. Being in the Army I think all of us got to practice on each other. [LOL]I don't ever want another blood-gas draw plain again. [hahhah-no]

Yup,I was the medics test dummy when it came time for that being they were right next to the COMMO shop and you cant miss the veins in my arm.
I get sore just thinking about it!![Bang]

[HoneyBadger]

Hey fellas! Been a while! New baby and house are keeping me busy!

[HoneyBadger]

Wow... nobody's around eh? Well then I guess I'll go find something useful to do... [Abused]

[HoneyBadger]

.... After I post just one more time ;)

[HoneyBadger]

...And maybe just one more because I've been slacking lately. [Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

Gotta make up for it somehow, right?

[HoneyBadger]

New page?

[HoneyBadger]

New page?
Only if you don't have it set to 40 posts per page! [fail]

[HoneyBadger]

Only if you don't have it set to 40 posts per page! [fail]
...Which is a totally amateurish thing to do btw.

[HoneyBadger]

Sad day when our president is more of a celebrity than a leader... [pileoshit]

[HoneyBadger]

Just in case you haven't seen my autobiography lately:

4r7wHMg5Yjg

[blacklabel]

Holy eff I've been lazy today.

[HoneyBadger]

Okay, 10 posts. I'm out. Peace![AR15]

[HoneyBadger]

Holy eff I've been lazy today.

Awwww, I thought I had 10 in a row! Thanks for ruining it! [handbags]

[HoneyBadger]

well.. got stuff to do. adios!

[patrick0685]

nope and wont happen now