The post whore thread.

[02ducky]

There must be a ghost in the machine, because it's still showing 15 guests viewing the post whore thread.

[02ducky]

9 posts in a row, not bad if I don't say so. [Flower]

[02ducky]

Man this is kinda boring, but I am gonna keep on pushing through the boredom to be king whore posted of today.

[02ducky]

Strange now there are only 10 guests. Bunch of lookylus.

[02ducky]

Lets see if I can own one single page of straight bullshit here.

[02ducky]

I think I am close to 10 posts in a two with now interruptions. Life is good right now.

[02ducky]

I am on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check me out I am posting sweaty whore.

[02ducky]

Hard for even me to believe that I can entertain myself for this long...

[02ducky]

Man this is great I am now close to 15 posts in a row and I can feel the power!

[02ducky]

Yup, I am the master or my domain right now.

[02ducky]

Oh snap, I am still posting and posting and posting.

Cant accuse me of not having anything important to say. Shoot the voices in my head keep telling me to post so I do what they tell me to do.

[02ducky]

Speaking of voices, scariest serial killer in my book is Charlie Mason. Anybody read Helter Skelter?

[02ducky]

13 post on this one page alone, I rock!!

[02ducky]

Typing this fast is making me hungry.

[02ducky]

Just found some chocolate covered gram crackers. Breakfast of champions right here.

[02ducky]

Ummm still 10 guests. There can't be anything that interesting to read on this post for that long.

[02ducky]

Gotta press on, I am like the energizer bunny right now.

[02ducky]

According to my phone I have been posting for almost 8 minutes straight, pretty good for a guy with limited imagination and a smart phone.

[02ducky]

Am about the turn the page on this sucker.

[02ducky]

Just a little more and I am going to be able to at least say that I accomplished something today.

[02ducky]

Well this is awkward... I am running out of shit to say or type.

[02ducky]

Damn page 1926 still what the hell does a guy have to do get this I flip over to 1127?

[02ducky]

Nobody else want to interrupt my posting prowlness??

[02ducky]

Geez I am really struggling with what the hell else to post. Maybe I should just quit and go visit another section for a bit and comeback to this one.

[02ducky]

Nawwww what is the fun in that??

[02ducky]

Come on page turn over already. My thumbs hurt from typing on this little keyboard

[02ducky]

Well hell I am feeling pretty good about myself right now. Whore thread hell, 02ducky whore thread

[02ducky]

I am kicking ass with getting my list counts up... And I have nothing great to say either.

[02ducky]

Bounce in guests. 16 now.

[02ducky]

Great thing about the post whore thread is nobody cares what I am saying.

[02ducky]

Bam!! I think I have done my job today.

[02ducky]

Nope not yet, sun is up birds are chirping and I might have to go work out now.

[02ducky]

Healthy mind makes a healthy body. Or something like that.

[02ducky]

This is obviously the best time to post.

[02ducky]

Couple more and I am out!!!

[02ducky]

Blah, blah, blah.

[02ducky]

I win..!!!! I am the whore thread winner for the day!!

[02ducky]

Like like my post count thingy is broken, says I am at 2266 for my last bunch of posts.

I need to get a MOD involved!!! I demand a recount :).

[buffalobo]

One of the cool things about living out on the prairie is Meadowlarks in the morning.

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[buffalobo]

One of the muckity mucks in the company I work for put his head up his ass and pissed off one of our best clients. Now I will probably miss the fest this afternoon. :banghead::mad:

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Nice run there Ducky.

I'm off for the damn bike ride.

[Great-Kazoo]

Nice run there Ducky.

I'm off for the damn bike ride.

Take it easy today Scatmandoo
looks like it's another hot one. Luckily we had some rain, not enough, but everydrop helps.

[UncleDave]

Sup ho's

[blacklabel]

Time to get up and make some pancakes for the family.

[TheBelly]

Haircut time!

[BuffCyclist]

Well this is awkward... I am running out of shit to say or type.

And the newest ho discovered that ho'in ain't easy! [LOL]

Nice run there, for a newb!

[Mazin]

It's all about pacing yourself.......







BOB DOLE


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[Bert]

I guess

[Bert]

being a post whore

[Bert]

in the for sale section

[Bert]

dont get you any post count.

[Bert]

Waste of 5 years

[Bert]

But I catch on quick[hahhah-no]

[roberth]

One of the cool things about living out on the prairie is Meadowlarks in the morning.

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I love hearing the Meadowlarks. They're great.

[waxthis]

Take it easy today Scatmandoo
looks like it's another hot one. Luckily we had some rain, not enough, but everydrop helps.

I could of done without the damn hail. My peppers are shot.. I'm pissed!
30829

[TheBelly]

Thinking about getting rid of the Harley.

[TheBelly]

There's a Kawasaki Versys for sale here.

[TheBelly]

I bet I could go straight across..

[OtterbatHellcat]

The damn bike ride wasn't too bad all in all....17 miles total.

Stopped at Sportsmans to get my brand new Bushmaster.........and got fucking denied. Nothing has changed regarding my "legality" to purchase a fucking firearm. Needless to say, I'm particularly pissed off about whatever mistake has happened with the assholes at CBI. What really pisses me off about it, is that all those guns are off the shelves Sunday night and I got hosed.

The other thing that kinda scares the shit out of me, is the employee told me some rejections are due to some type of identity theft....so I probably have that going for me.

The earliest CBI will get back with me might be Wednesday......and I'll hear whatever horseshit they have to say.

[OtterbatHellcat]

..mother fucker.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Jesus Christ, .....and now my title says Squishy Pants McGee ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

What a day.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Can I at least get CrapMasterFlash, or something more cooler?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gonna go do some god damn yard work.

.....with some COLD beer in my hand.

[Great-Kazoo]

The damn bike ride wasn't too bad all in all....17 miles total.

Stopped at Sportsmans to get my brand new Bushmaster.........and got fucking denied. Nothing has changed regarding my "legality" to purchase a fucking firearm. Needless to say, I'm particularly pissed off about whatever mistake has happened with the assholes at CBI. What really pisses me off about it, is that all those guns are off the shelves Sunday night and I got hosed.

The other thing that kinda scares the shit out of me, is the employee told me some rejections are due to some type of identity theft....so I probably have that going for me.

The earliest CBI will get back with me might be Wednesday......and I'll hear whatever horseshit they have to say.

There are numerous other gun stores that have them in stock, will continue to carry them and continue to sell with out mags higher than 15 rounds. Stop going to big box stores and hit some of the LGS up. Jensens, Elk Bomb and Bear Arms all have a full display of AR's and have no problem selling a LEGAL ITEM. SW is dealing with PC corporate legal IDIOTS.

[spyder]

Maybe there should be an IQ test to own guns....... Sorry, just a fast simple though... (not serious).

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thanks Jim...I didn't know SW was leaning towards the retarded side due to stuff like that.

I still need to find out what the problem was/is though. Hell, I just got my concealed carry license a month or two ago....nothing changed on my end.

Spyder, I'm okay with an I.Q. test to own a firearm. I'd pass with flying colors... :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

It helped me to head out in the yard and chill out a little bit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Might go out there again and finish painting a picket fence that I started on last weekend.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thinking on it a little further, Spyder......there should be an I.Q. test for anyone that runs for any type of legislation, governor, mayor, town council.....etc.

I'd back that shit in a New York Minute.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alright........heading outside with a paint can and a damn brush.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ran out of paint, but the good news is.............

I can buy more paint.... YAY


Oriental food is being picked up right now by the wif and her buddy.......I've not had that cuisine in some time, though I'm sure I'll be hungry shortly afterwards. I ordered Happy Family with fried rice and two pork and two shrimp egg rolls.

I've set the porcelain throne threat level at 6.... which is chartuse on your color chart.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thank you, .....that is all.

[TheBelly]

Got a smokin deal on a RBZ tour driver.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Never been golfing Belly.

[02ducky]

And the newest ho discovered that ho'in ain't easy! [LOL]

Nice run there, for a newb!

"Newest ho" I am an old G for the ho thread, go back then go way back and my ho posts shall be found. [LOL][Flower]

[02ducky]

Dang I called a new ho, I am offended. Kinda, but not really.

[Great-Kazoo]

Dang I called a new ho, I am offended. Kinda, but not really.

better than a worn out useless one.

[02ducky]

True that, I am a reincarnated whore :)

[Great-Kazoo]

True that, I am a reincarnated whore :)

But not a feed back one i C ;)

[Mazin]

Bob Dole


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[TheBelly]

Never been golfing Belly.

Mark Twain said its a good walk spoiled.

[TheBelly]

I don't keep score, so I just really enjoy swinging the clubs around.... I use cheap golf balls in case Uncle Shank visits me I don't get upset.

[TheBelly]

I have three sets of clubs in the garage.

[TheBelly]

I think I'll CL a set just to make up the cost of the new club.

[TheBelly]

Come to think of it, I'll just CL the HD and have money left over from buying the new bike. Money for, say, a new barrel for my r700 project.

[TheBelly]

Or not buy the new bike and just get an LMT MWS in 6.5 creedmore and be done with it.

[TheBelly]

I like building things.

[TheBelly]

I need to organize my garage.

[TheBelly]

My wiener dog is hunting bugs. Specifically a grasshopper.

[TheBelly]

Movie night with the wife... Tonight's rom com is view from the top..... Gwyneth Paltrow in tight sexy clothes.... Awesome....

[BuffCyclist]

"Newest ho" I am an old G for the ho thread, go back then go way back and my ho posts shall be found. [LOL][Flower]

I'm a lazy ho, you do the work for me then I'll believe it.


Dang I called a new ho, I am offended. Kinda, but not really.

Meh, you've got a special title and i dont, so i should have noticed.

[TheBelly]

Dog caught the bug. Eating it in the living room.

[TheBelly]

Screw up the run there...

[HoneyBadger]

was there some purse-swinging in the feedback section? I must've missed it.

[TheBelly]

Dancing girls...

[TheBelly]

Next rom com is underworld awakening.

[TheBelly]

It's a rom com if you're me,

[TheBelly]

Kate beckinsale needs me in her life.

[TheBelly]

Twilight golf tomorrow night... Excellent.

[TheBelly]

Golf and guns... I think I should just stick to the two hobbies.... Get rid of the bike, Belly.

[TheBelly]

Yep, the Harley has got to go.

[TheBelly]

It's just not fun anymore to ride around on that painful bike....lack of suspension plus bad back equals ouchie!!

[TheBelly]

Secrets of World War Two.

[TheBelly]

And golf is on again.... Guess we're watching golf...

[TheBelly]

If they had professional shooting with good commentary, I'd watch it all day.

[TheBelly]

Lets see who's here to screw up this run....

[TheBelly]

Still holding strong.

[TheBelly]

It's hard to miss a three foot putt, but then again, I've never played with that pressure of everyone watching splay golf... I'd be pretty bad I think.

[02ducky]

[fail]Golf?? Really??

[TheBelly]

I mean, I'm pretty bad anyways, but with cameras staring at me, I'd fold like a cheap suit.

[TheBelly]

[fail]Golf?? Really??

Dammit duck!!

[HoneyBadger]

don't worry, i was just letting you get some confidence before I interrupted. [LOL]

[02ducky]

Lol hooray for me!!

[HoneyBadger]

3 more

[HoneyBadger]

2 moar

[HoneyBadger]

ONE MORE!!!

[Dave]

[Sofa]

[HoneyBadger]

3800!!! WOOOOOOOO! [WooHoo]

[OtterbatHellcat]

What up bitches?

[02ducky]

Dang nice 3800.

[TheBelly]

I'm going to bed.... Lots of stuff to post up on CL tomorrow.

[TheBelly]

Crazy!

[02ducky]

Sup whore

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight Belly.

..quitter.

Let's rock it, Ducky.

[02ducky]

I'm going to bed.... Lots of stuff to post up on CL tomorrow.

Just remember your price points for "around the world". Can't believe you have resorted to selling yourself on CL. Sicko.

[02ducky]

I am down I have 21% on my stupid phone so off we go

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is there something wrong with being a sicko?

Is there a pill I can take, or something?

[02ducky]

Where did everybody go?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Tag team whoring?.....this must be a first.

[02ducky]

Is there something wrong with being a sicko?

Is there a pill I can take, or something?

No pills for that one, mental health only.

[02ducky]

I give you give we all win

[USAFGopherMike]

What up whore-bait!

[02ducky]

Channel 4 is talking about the free Colorado stuff.

[OtterbatHellcat]

How can anyone call you a newb..........with 2300 posts?

[OtterbatHellcat]

MSNBC has Lockup Raw on.

[02ducky]

Just been awhile since I whored it up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

A duck and an otter.........

They won't see anything until all the smoke clears.

[02ducky]

MSNBC has Lockup Raw on.

Cool what channel?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Get busy, yellow bitch.

[USAFGopherMike]

Busy posting fish pics, after digging through a ton of other pics.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That would be 65 if you are a Cumcast customer.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy Mike.....

It's a bitchfest now.

[02ducky]

Lol gonna go watch it now.

We need a bitch thread.

[02ducky]

Busy posting fish pics, after digging through a ton of other pics.


Love fishing. Gonna go next weekend I think. Shoot I might even go to Quincy Res on Wednesday too.

[02ducky]

My dammed thumbs are getting tired trying to keep up with you guys.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Damn....it might be the quitfest.

*glares*

[USAFGopherMike]

"nobody likes a quitter."

[02ducky]

Damn....it might be the quitfest.

*glares*

Not me put them on ice and I still have 13% left on my stupid phone.

[02ducky]

Hot in Nevada 115 degrees today.

[02ducky]

Humm 26 people trolling the whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

13 percent is getting down there for sure.... I think you should go Thelma and Louise on your battery power.

[OtterbatHellcat]

....Nail it and head right off the cliff until the battery screams bloody murder.

[USAFGopherMike]

down to 23.. not enough whores on tonight

[02ducky]

[QUOTE=Otterbatcat;1206659]13 percent is getting down there for sure.... I think you should go Thelma and Louise on your battery power.[/QUOTE

now that's funny.

[HoneyBadger]

Howdy fellas!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mike...... are you drinking?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya HB.

Mike is serving up drinks........whattya ya want?

[HoneyBadger]

I'm pretty much always listed as browsing this thread because I keep it open in one of my browser windows all the time.

[02ducky]

Honeybadger is back. Maybe....

[HoneyBadger]

Mike...... are you drinking?
Ha! Mike certainly wishes he were drinking!

[USAFGopherMike]

He outta be.... the whore.

[USAFGopherMike]

Hey dude... of course I'm drinking.. this IS America we're talking about

[02ducky]

Yum beer and crown and coke for me please.

Speaking of might need to start a dunk thread in a bit as well.

**edit** drunk.

[HoneyBadger]

Yum beer and crown and coke for me please.

Speaking of might need to start a dunk thread in a bit as well.

**edit** drunk.
Beer, crown and coke? I've never tried that one. What kind of beer do you use?

[OtterbatHellcat]

You guys are alright, but I drink to make everyone else interesting.

[02ducky]

I am fading 8% left.

[HoneyBadger]

Heya HB.

Mike is serving up drinks........whattya ya want?
I just had 3 16oz cans of Coors light and a White Russian, but I'm on baby duty tonight, so I had to end it there.

[HoneyBadger]

I am fading 8% left.
Oh no!!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I am fading 8% left.

Try rubbing your phone back and forth on your balls really fast.

Might make some static electricity or something.

[02ducky]

Beer, crown and coke? I've never tried that one. What kind of beer do you use?

throw it all in the cup and chug :)

[HoneyBadger]

Try rubbing your phone back and forth on your balls really fast.

Might make some static electricity or something.
I don't think physics works that way... Lol

[HoneyBadger]

throw it all in the cup and chug :)
But how much of each? What beer do you use?

[02ducky]

Try rubbing your phone back and forth on your balls really fast.

Might make some static electricity or something.

Ouch sounds worse than a dry hand job. No thanks.

[HoneyBadger]

Try rubbing your phone back and forth on your balls really fast.

Might make some static electricity or something.
Also, this sounds painful. [Luck]

[HoneyBadger]

Ouch sounds worse than a dry hand job. No thanks.
Lol exactly. More like a dry taser job! [taze]

[02ducky]

But how much of each? What beer do you use?


Bublight, half a beer, little bit of ice, shot of crown and a splash of coke to help kill the burn.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hell.....this is fun.

[USAFGopherMike]

I'm on the wine tonight... wifey cooked up some Indian food... I'm sure I'll pay for it later.

[HoneyBadger]

Bublight, half a beer, little bit of ice, shot of crown and a splash of coke to help kill the burn.
I'll have to try that tomorrow... I'm not a bud fan, but I'll experiment with Coors, and maybe a Sam Adams or something.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm on the wine tonight... wifey cooked up some Indian food... I'm sure I'll pay for it later.
Lol last time I had Indian food I was farting rotten eggs for 2 days straight... [Gas1]

[HoneyBadger]

Okay sleep time for me. My average posts per day is over 7, so as long as I continue to grow that number, I'm a post whore in good standing. :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight HB...

Nice to see ya this evening.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think Ducky might have passed out or something.

[HoneyBadger]

Goodnight HB...

Nice to see ya this evening.
Peace bro. Congrats on hitting 1,000!

[HoneyBadger]

I think Ducky might have passed out or something.
Lol either that or he tried rubbing his phone on his junk to "charge the battery" [ROFL1]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Holy shit.... you're right. I wasn't even paying attention to that tonight....I was enjoying the company instead.

1000.

Damn, I still have a long way to go to achieve Super Whore status.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lol either that or he tried rubbing his phone on his junk to "charge the battery" [ROFL1]

I just laughed my ass off again.

[zteknik]

Okay sleep time for me. My average posts per day is over 7, so as long as I continue to grow that number, I'm a post whore in good standing. :D
Holy crap! You've become quite the Ho![Beer]

[zteknik]

I have some catching up to do...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Zteknik

:)

[zteknik]

Unfortunately not enough time to do it in though:(

[Great-Kazoo]

MSNBC has Lockup Raw on.

Got that from eating too much mexican food with rice, one time.

[zteknik]

Heya Zteknik

:)
Wuzup Bro! :D

[zteknik]

Went to the flea market today,and found a bunch of nothing but overpriced trash..

[OtterbatHellcat]

LOL Jim.

Z, I'm just hangin' and relaxin'.........the cold ones are going down good.

[zteknik]

I mean who in there right mind is going to pay $150 for a dresser that is missing a drawer and looks like a dogs chew toy??

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bummer on the trash, and no good finds.

[Great-Kazoo]

LOL Jim.

Z, I'm just hangin' and relaxin'.........the cold ones are going down good.

get to work, every time someone sees Furniture by BobbyZ. They are in awe. That timberline done yet?

[zteknik]

LOL Jim.

Z, I'm just hangin' and relaxin'.........the cold ones are going down good.
Nice!!
I just may slack off tomorrow and drink my ice tea and clean my preban non high capacity rifles :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

get to work

Yessss Boss.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Can I shine Yo shoes, please sir?

[zteknik]

get to work, every time someone sees Furniture by BobbyZ. They are in awe. That timberline done yet?
Oh oh...[panic]
Still haven't been able to find a saw to cut the stock yet.I don't want to try with a circular saw.
I'll probably give Tim K a pm,he's up in Woodland Park and would probably let me put it on his band saw.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Z, are you a badass with making some high altitude amish furniture and shit?

[zteknik]

get to work

Yessss Boss.
All my Italian bosses are like this...[Sofa]

[brutal]

Kate beckinsale needs me in her life.

Kate Upton needs me in her life.

But then, it would just be another one of those old creepy fat guys with a hot chick things.

[zteknik]

Z, are you a badass with making some high altitude amish furniture and shit?
Nah,just sprucing up commie wood..[Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol Brutal.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The only mad skills I have with timber are related to burning it.

[zteknik]

The only mad skills I have with timber are related to burning it.
My first time restoring something wound up as firewood- I oversanded with a palm sander and made it too small.
Now I only sand by hand and check fitment quite often.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can appreciate the skill that goes into fine wood work. Right on brother.

[zteknik]

I allways wanted to mix my hobbies and I want to restore a woody wagon one day...
But from what I read its one sumuvabitch to do...Well at least the body part,the drivetrain is the easy part.

[zteknik]

Now if I can combine that with my gun hobby and mount a quad .50 on it ....[Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

That would be a great undertaking doing the woody wagon. I hope you get the chance to do it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Now if I can combine that with my gun hobby and mount a quad .50 on it ....[Coffee]

LOL

[OtterbatHellcat]

You can get all "Road Warrior" with it.

[zteknik]

That would be a great undertaking doing the woody wagon. I hope you get the chance to do it.
I think once we by a house I'll start looking for one.
There impossible to find in NY. At least not all rotted out.
Out here you can find real solid shells.

[OtterbatHellcat]

" A few days ago, I sawr a rig that could haul that tanker "

[zteknik]

You can get all "Road Warrior" with it.
That I'll save for the jeepanator :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

One of these days, I'll get back on that *edit...1979* F 250 7.3 project I started.

[zteknik]

" A few days ago, I sawr a rig that could haul that tanker "
I saw on some site they actually have some kind of Road Warrior fest out on the salt flats.Some wild rides there!!

[zteknik]

One of these days, I'll get back on that F 250 7.3 project I started.
Need a hand let me know,we use to work on those every day back in NY..
Edit-we worked on 99 and up.But it realy can't be much different then a 79 other than body style and suspension,motor is almost identical.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We put a 7.3 into a '79 F250...made it fit real nice too...I have tons of pics of how we did it.

[zteknik]

We put a 7.3 into a '79 F250...made it fit real nice too...I have tons of pics of how we did it.
Ooh,I gotta see that!
Was it a bitch to stuff the motor into it?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yes, but we did it. It sits nice and low, we made our own cross member after modifying the original front cross brace.

[zteknik]

Well I'm off to hit the rack-have some yardwork to do so I can goof off the rest of the day tomorrow :)
Peace out Ho's

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight Z.

Nice to see ya this evening.

[OtterbatHellcat]

*looks around....sees an opportunity to make a run*

[OtterbatHellcat]

*glues the early edition of the Sunday paper to Jims screen door*

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, I got another 1000 to go to get some street cred.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Selfless and shameless whoring at it's best.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The wifs friend is leaving now....I've always secretly wanted to do her. Don't tell anyone.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's okay to fantasize about that stuff right?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Of course it is.......we're guys. I wanna do 85% of the girls I've ever met.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ever see a girl at a bus stop and wonder just how many positions she would be open to?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Whether or not she'd wear garters and body stockings with high heels and and a corset?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hot monkey sex upside down from the banister?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Unlike some post run rookies, I have no fear of running out of ideas or things to say.

[OtterbatHellcat]

My mind is a plethora of plasmic and magnetic creations of images and scenarios....and new words even.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Why restrict oneself to the same old familiar usage and meanings of words when one can unleash an entirely new perspective on an old idea?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Why not use accepted terminology in a completely unorthodox manner?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Be a rebel....conformity blows.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sticking it to the man.

[OtterbatHellcat]

At work, I carry a seat belt buckle with me so I can shut the damn dinger off without putting on the damn seat belt.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I still think Crap Master Flash is much cooler than squishy pants mcgee.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Holy crap a wave of tiredness just smacked me in the head.

Time for a smoke.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Fresh air, a Marlboro..... and

*psssssst....fizz*

....a new cold can of Bud Light.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yep, who needs Gillette?... this is the best that man can get.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh no...rhyming.

I don't know what's going to come out now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted.

Then I blew my second chance when I tried to fart and shit my pants.