The post whore thread.

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First class, you this is bad

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Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

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Is this what the people of belair live like?

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Hmm this might be alllllllllllllllllll righttttttttttt

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But wait, I hear the prissy bourgeois and all that

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Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

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I dont think so

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I'll see when I get there!

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I hope they prepared...

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for the prince of BEL AIR!

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Well the plane landed and when I came out

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There was a dude who looked like a cop standing with my name out

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I aint tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here!

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I sprang with quickness like lightning...disappeared!

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I whistled for a cab and when it came near

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The license plate said fresh and it had dice in da mirror!

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If anything I can say that this cab was rare

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But I thought man forget it, you home to BELAIR!!

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I pulled up to the house about seven or (thirty)eight

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so I yelled to the cabbie YO HOMES TO BELAIR!

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I looked to my kingdom

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I was finally there...

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To sit on my throne...

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As the Prince of all HO'S!!!!

[goFyourself]

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Well, I have officially retained my ho status...

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What have YOU done lately?!

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I'm getting a headache...might need to go get some water, gotta time this perfectly...

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Woot woot it worked

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Wonder if I can go take a dump...

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Nah, I'd probably drop my phone in the toilet or something...

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Halfway there, but this is probably the longest run in the past few months

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The speed of the wind outside right now

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Divided by negative 10 and thats the temp outside right now

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In CELSIUS! [Shock]

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Hmm....

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Agenda for tomorrow:

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Drink a beer when I get home, kiss by wife goodbye, climb into bed, sleep all day,

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Wake up, do something else, drink another couple beers, mae something for breakfast/dinner

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List some crap on ebay for sale, kiss my wife again when she gets home,

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Drink another beer while attempting to build a fire

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In my neighbors backyard... Might even try making one in our fireplace too.

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Perhaps lay down for a while

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Get a straw and drink a beer while laying down... [Dunno]

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Hm, how have I not filled up an entire page yet?

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Oh wait, there we go... just had to give it a refresh

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Wonder how long til the next page...probably just another post or two.

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Wait, is this the next page?

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[WooHoo]

Just logged another page in the ho record book!

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Sigh, this is such a long commitment...

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Need I say more?

[bad-banana]

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That banana smiley was the closest I could get... deal with it.

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Stick with it, you can do it...

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ALL NIGHT LOOOOONNG...

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4 hours to go

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Wonder if I should go back and recount my post counts

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Percent complete!

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And not cool website, way to crash and slow me down!

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10% of a Dreamliner

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Percent of something, I dont know...

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10 better than 69

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Remember seeing that video about how chicken nuggets look like pink yogurt before they're cooked?

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I saw that and started craving chicken nuggets...

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And when I saw some video on a beef farm, on my way home from the class, I stopped and got a huge cheeseburger.

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Something happened in 1983.

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Oh, missed that I made double ho status, which at night, means single ho

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BC was born then. Good year.

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Lets walk through my childhood, shall we?

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Okay, I don't remember anything from this year... or last

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Or this on either... :/

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Hm, I had a boring childhood

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Thank god the 80s are over!

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So close to a nice long run...

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Hey OBC, proud of me for keeping the true meaning of a ho alive?

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Well, the second true meaning of a ho... [Tooth]

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The wif is still awake, stupid yard light. She says a well placed shot with a BB gun would take care of the problem.

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Might be able to use this opportunity for me to get a BB/pellet gun out of this terrible situation.

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What do you guys think, BB or pellet gun?

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I think something else happened this year...

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Okay, I'm pretty tired.

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Its sooooooo HOT....milk was a BADDD choice!

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Well, thats a good run.

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[WooHoo]

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Okay I'm not going to lie, the content from here on out is going to be pretty bad...

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Temp dropped another 2degC...

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Wish the wind would die down, makes the night go faster when we can actually do work

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Is it possible to reload 22LR ammo?

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I mean really, you'd need a way to meter a very small charge.

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And then people like Sierra could make MatchQueens.

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And then my whole ranoutta22lrammo problem would be over

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At first this really was a joke, but now I'm really wondering if its possible. Can you buy primed 22 brass? Brb, gonna go google it.

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Hmm... apparently it is possible to buy primed brass?

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That was not supposed to be a question...

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Ah, guess it wouldn't be REloading, but if I could pull bullets from some bulk ammo, I might be able to reuse them.

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Sure, the consistency might not be there, but I might be able to figure it out.

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Whew, the websites back, I was worried I broke the website. Wait, DID I break the website?! [Dunno]

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Yup, I think I broke it. Definitely slowing down a lot. Well site, please just let me get to triple ho and then you can break.

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Just a few to go, getting hungry, need to get a snack but what do I have. Sadly, nothing. I'm out of food.

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Why don't I have a secret stash of food here at work, it seems like I'm always running out of food on my last night.

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Water isn't helping the headache. Wish I had beer.

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Or scotch. Scotch would do.

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[Ole]

Who's got two thumbs and is a TRIPLE HO?!































THIS GUY!!!!

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Quadruple ho. Has it ever been done?

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Start the bowing now: [Bow]

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Four five?

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What a boring number. 124. What does it think it is

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Again, dedication and motivation are draining

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I need to buy a hand press so I can do some reloading at work

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Yea, so that happened... But Imma count it.

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This is a VERY specific smiley: [ThanksG]

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You may now address me as the Triple and a Third Ho

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[JRope]

This is how I feel when we aren't working

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I could go for some [PizzaHut] right about now

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Shooting [Clays] is fun! I need to get an auto thrower for reliability

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When was the last time you went through a [Metal] detector? And did you get groped?

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So I made a mistake. I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon and I never ordered some [Spam]. They're like KINGS of cooking [Spam]

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Weird thing about the airports there though, were the duty free shops. They didn't have liquor, they had pineapples in boxes. And freaking expensive at that!

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Oooh, ooooh, who was looking for the [Bunny] earlier?

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Why is this a smiley for banning? [Ban1]

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Better yet, why are there 3 smileys for banning?

[Ban1] vs [Ban2] vs [Ban3]

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Okay, new title: Triple and a Half Ho

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Has anyone ever made it to 200? I think I have a new goal.

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Ooooh, heres a fun smiley... [Spank]

Gotta show that one to the wif later

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[Alrigh]

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[NoClue]

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Gotta go for a [Walk]

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Why do we have a euro toilet smiley? [Toile2]

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Isn't it bad enough we have ONE toilet smiley, but TWO!? [Toile1]

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Should I have another cup of coffee? It'll probably make me [Hyper]

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Hmm, the 5k club is doable and reachable tonight...

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But my goal of PentaHOOOOO will totally get me to 5k too.

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Wow, PentaHO. Could there be a more attractive nickname?!

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Seriously, if I make it, that HAS to be my new title.

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Or maybe not, perhaps I'll just put it in my signature

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Oh crap!!! I just realized when I start my new job, I have to modify my signature

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Class starts thursday.

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Thought I was taking the second semester of the drafting class, but it turns out its a product development class.

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Drafting, machining, and the final project is a race car with the day of the final being the big race.

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I think I'll just tell the professor what I do, and let him just give me an A right off the bat. [Coffee]

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Hey, what's that over there? Is it a...

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QUAD-HO!!!

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PentaHo, here I come...

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[ROFL1]

That's what SHE said!

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Okay that was a little weird.

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But the moment has passed.

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Well thats 2 pages in a row. I've tied that achievement, gotta get a third page to secure my status among you ho-underlings.

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So, do I give up once I make it to 201 posts?

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Or do I just keep going. Wait, who is going to read my crappy ramblings?

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I'm going to guess no one.

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1 better than earlier. Cause, you know, a 1 precedes it...

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Hmm, do I have any eggs and english muffins left?

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Why am I looking at 171 and thinking of a fish?

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Just a few more posts...

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I love going home after long work shifts, because my dog always goes CRAZY and is super nuts!

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She jumps like CRAZY for at least an hour with a huge grin on her face!

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This is impressive. Its definitely a best for me.

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Weird craving for fries dipped in a Wendy's Frosty.

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OBC, wasn't your PR 176 posts? I do believe I have surpassed your record. Sorry bud.

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Oh dear god, how long have I been at this? I'm feeling like for hours.

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First post was at 01:15.

That is 2 full hours of being a ho.

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Dang, I'm gonna be chafed tomorrow. [LOL]

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Quad and a half

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Wait, if I finish this page, that'll be 4 pages in a row. [Shock]

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I probably need to get a life.

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Weird, I'm feeling deja vu right now, lets go through the life of BC again.

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Oh thats right, I forgot it was a little saddening, so I'll just stop reminiscing.

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Well, I could never be a ho in real life because just 2 hours of ho-ing is exhausting!

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Holy crap. I might actually make it!

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Need sustenance.

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But too dedicated to my goal.

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At least I still have my stamina [LOL]

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Just a few to go. We might need to get a new server setup because everyone is going to start flocking to this site to chat with the first PENTAHO!

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And if anyone postblocks me, I swear, I will track you down and probably get really intimidated and end up buying you a beer or something.

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3 hours to go. Probably can't keep the whoring up that long.

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Kind of excited to start working in my attic soon.

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But only because its not hot in the attic and I can go up there without sweating instantly

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I see there are a few more guests watching me.

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Congratulations, you are about to see history in the making!

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Can't keep it up any longer.

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Holy crap, my next goal is about to come to become a reality!

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200 POSTS!!!

I am officially a PENTA-HO!!!!!

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Okay, well I have to set another record, a 4th page in a row.

1145, 1146, 1147, 1148...

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Oh crap, I already snagged that page. Gotta go for page 1149.

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I am really kind of wanting to keep going, even though I'm exhausted, and my fingers are starting to go raw.

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I just want to see the reaction of someone when they discover my progress and newest unlocked achievements.

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Mmm...bbq.

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I feel like I'm under a lot of pressure to perform.

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Is there a post number in the 200's that would be an awesome number to aim for?

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Looks like I lost a viewer.

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So, are you guests members on the site or is the NSA still going through the 45,944 posts in this thread looking for incriminating evidence of something.

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Hmm, if I make it to 240, you may call me a HEXAHO!

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I will definitely need food before I become a HEXAHO!

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Though I think PENTAHO rolls off the tongue better.

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I will reach 5k posts before becoming a HEXAHO. So, the accumulated list of unlocked achievements are:

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Page 1145
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Ho
DoubleHo
TripleHo
QuadHO
PENTAHO!

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Dang, even I'm impressed by that list. I almost intimidate myself!

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Be right back, time for a snack.

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I guess I found the best time to whore.

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Might be back next week, same time, to keep this up.

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Why are english muffins so freaking difficult to separate? I mean, can't they seriously cut them all the way through?

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PENTAHALFHO!

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Butter on english muffins isn't as good as buttered toast.

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Oh look, a palindrome!

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Okay, now THIS is a freaking cool post number in this post run, is it not?!

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Oh that reminds me, I stashed a small box of 224 bullets for a rainy day. Next time I need to stash some primer/powders too!

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I don't know what to say anymore.

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Looking back on this thread/run, most people will probably think I was drunk.

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But they'd be wrong. I'm working. [LOL]

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So, who went through, counted all of my post numbers looking for a skipped number to disqualify this entire run?

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I'm starting to get a second wind, and since I still have a couple hours to go before I go home, I'll keep this up.

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Or not, yup, still tired.

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Isn't that a reloading powder or something?

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I think I need some recoil therapy this week.

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I can't see straight any more. I've been going at this too long.

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five six?

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At what point do I get to retire from being a ho?

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No, seriously, I want to start getting some checks in the mail for this work I've done tonight.

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As all good ho's desire [ROFL1]

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So... close....

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I need to find something fun to entertain you guys... give me a few minutes to come up with something.

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HEXAHO!!!

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I'm so happy, I think I'm crying. I never thought this day would come, that I made another run and unlocked the greatest achievement anyone has ever unlocked on the internet.

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Well, here we go:

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Ho
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TripleHo
QuadHO
PENTAHO!
5000 POSTS
HEXAHO!!

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Awwww, HOW SAD!!! I just realized I missed making a truly remarkable post for my 5000th post.

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I think thats a conversion for something of ounces.

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This has been going on for far too long. If I make a HeptaHo, no one will EVER surpass me. Seriously.

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eight who do we appreciate? HEXAHO! ... HEXAHO!!!!

[WooHoo]

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eleven? I don't know, sure, why not. No one is really going to read this anyways.

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I am honestly shocked no one has logged in. I mean sure, its after midnight on a monday morning, but ... wait, where was I going with that?

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That would be a cool gun to own.

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One quarter of a thousand posts. Now THAT is impressive!!

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Umm, yea...drawing a blank.

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Wonder if I can make it to 308...

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I think I'm going to sell my old desktop on ebay too, if I do, I should be able to makeup the last bit of money I need for my rifle.

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But I have to do a whole lot of scrubbing of the drive to get done.

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Or maybe I'll just do like everyone else, and sell it without the harddrives. That would give me two more 160gb drives to use as external hdds.

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Bytes.

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There are 765 guests online right now. That has SURELY got to be the NSA.

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Wait, does the NSA have filters that search for everything online that has "NSA" in it?

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I'm getting a little paranoid. Thats a LOT of guests on here to watch me make history.

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Have I admitted to anything incriminating? [Sofa]

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At least the winds are above 50mph right now, pretty sure the black helos can't fly in this weather...

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But if they do, I'll [fudd]...just like I did to stoners drone.

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Wait, what level of ho have I reached and have I leveled up again?

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40 80 120 160 200 240 280

Ahh there it is, 280.

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Just realized I've been at this for 3 hours.

Wait, do I have to call my doctor now?! Three hours is a very long time for a ho...

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Looks like the NSA is dropping off, guess they realized I'm not saying anything.

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Quick test. If I say NSA more than twice in a sentence, will the NSA presence on this site (in the form of guests) start to increase again, or will the NSA stop paying attention?

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Okay, currently 790 users. Lets wait a few posts and see.

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792... lets see what it really does.