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JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 22:44
Guess it's time for the night crew to check in!

Why are you up late all the time?!

stoner01
08-07-2013, 22:44
I have to go on a little walk with the pooch but Ill be back in a bit

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 22:51
Why are you up late all the time?!

It's called working for myself, doing what i want to do... Sometimes i am, sometimes i am not. This week I am... HI!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 22:58
It's called working for myself, doing what i want to do... Sometimes i am, sometimes i am not. This week I am... HI!

I wish I could do that.... :(

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:00
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7666979072/hF1F0F3E5/

Not true for Monky's cat... Monky's cat gets pissy and dumps her bowl all over the damn floor.

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 23:12
I wish I could do that.... :(


You can do whatever you want to do!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:13
You can do whatever you want to do!
Too broke.

stoner01
08-07-2013, 23:20
Be rid of your earthly possessions and embrace the true freedom that is the FSA

wax_job
08-07-2013, 23:20
My idea of fast food is, someone from the womans track team. GOTTA RUN

Ha!

stoner01
08-07-2013, 23:21
Ill take Michelle Jenekke please

wax_job
08-07-2013, 23:23
You can do whatever you want to do!

Is doing what you want, making some cans!?

I'm ready to test!!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:26
Is doing what you want, making some cans!?

I'm ready to test!!

I've already been on him about making cans....... This is what it's like talking to him about the cans.... [beatdeadhorse]

wax_job
08-07-2013, 23:28
But I want it real bad....

stoner01
08-07-2013, 23:29
Whenever I finally get around to owning a can, I think I will make a 5.56 version of DD's M4ISR

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 23:35
I've already been on him about making cans....... This is what it's like talking to him about the cans.... [beatdeadhorse]


Ok, OK! tomorrow; giggle switch and cans are my priority............

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:45
Ok, OK! tomorrow; giggle switch and cans are my priority............

Better be.... I need my show models, damnit... I also need show models in 7.62.

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 23:46
Better be.... I need my show models, damnit... I also need show models in 7.62.


AR-10 or cans?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:52
AR-10 or cans?

Both. [rockon]

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:57
AR-10 or cans?

Sub MOA AR10s........ Yes..... Yes..... [Flower]

10mm-man
08-07-2013, 23:57
Both. [rockon]

AR 10 is going to be a while.... I'll prob call it the DD-214

JM Ver. 2.0
08-07-2013, 23:59
AR 10 is going to be a while.... I'll prob call it the DD-214

Clever. But really... Sub MOA AR-10.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 00:03
DD214...lol

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 00:09
You need to make a .50 Beowulf too.... Call it "The Thumper".

stoner01
08-08-2013, 00:14
Maybe do a .458 and call it a boom stick.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 00:14
I'm going to buy this for Monky....

http://denver.craigslist.org/for/3972678556.html

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 00:27
You need to make a .50 Beowulf too.... Call it "The Thumper".

lil thumper!

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 00:28
Maybe do a .458 and call it a boom stick.

We are doing a .458

stoner01
08-08-2013, 00:36
We are doing a .458
Soo want[Coffee]

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 01:58
We are doing a .458

Market it as a hog gun.... Call it the "Pork Penetrater" or the "Pork Pounder".


Actually, scratch that last one... Sounds like a bad porn movie....

waxthis
08-08-2013, 05:40
Hoe

stoner01
08-08-2013, 05:51
Jim Carrey "SLUUUUUUUUT" /Jim Carrey

roberth
08-08-2013, 06:45
I went to Great Scotts tonight and had the chorizo skillet.

I have been to both, tasty breakfast.


It's actually 1oz for every 2# of weight. 1:1 you can over hydrate and kill yourself

correct

roberth
08-08-2013, 06:46
mornin' hoze

hope everyone is doing ok

stoner01
08-08-2013, 06:48
Except for some strong urges to buy stuff, I made it through the night. BRD is getting to expensive and I only have one AR

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 07:07
Morning whores.

Getting close to the end of the week.

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roberth
08-08-2013, 07:27
Except for some strong urges to buy stuff, I made it through the night. BRD is getting to expensive and I only have one AR

save your pennies - i think the pricing is coming down

stoner01
08-08-2013, 07:28
psssssh end of the week..............[hahhah-no]

stoner01
08-08-2013, 07:29
save your pennies - i think the pricing is coming down

theres just a lot of things I want to get tom "complete" my rifle.

roberth
08-08-2013, 07:48
theres just a lot of things I want to get tom "complete" my rifle.

i thought about getting a set of 45 degree sights but the weight and cost keeps me away.

i ro'd a match where people had them and they didn't even use them for the cqc part of the match, completely forgot about them.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 07:53
Well I have a M300 scout light and thorntail on hold at Bowers. Im saving up for a DBAL or OTAL depending on what I can save. I also need a 3x magnifier and mount for my Aimpoint. And later down the road is a can. And that is for my SBR. This doesn't include the mods for my 1911.

roberth
08-08-2013, 08:00
Well I have a M300 scout light and thorntail on hold at Bowers. Im saving up for a DBAL or OTAL depending on what I can save. I also need a 3x magnifier and mount for my Aimpoint. And later down the road is a can. And that is for my SBR. This doesn't include the mods for my 1911.

i was looking at the laser devices web site and while i can buy devices my selection isn't as good as military

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 08:15
I wish I could do that.... :(

Click your heels 3x Dorothy.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 08:32
i was looking at the laser devices web site and while i can buy devices my selection isn't as good as military

While Im no longer a member of the military, I don't get the cool toys that they do. But then again, I don't think I would be allowed the same degree of customization that I am now.

roberth
08-08-2013, 10:05
While Im no longer a member of the military, I don't get the cool toys that they do. But then again, I don't think I would be allowed the same degree of customization that I am now.

so you're in contract bomb sniffing?

stoner01
08-08-2013, 10:43
ayyup

roberth
08-08-2013, 10:45
do you get to take the dog home?

i like mals but they are revved up and i cannot keep up and make a mal happy.

Ridge
08-08-2013, 10:52
Well I have a M300 scout light and thorntail on hold at Bowers. Im saving up for a DBAL or OTAL depending on what I can save. I also need a 3x magnifier and mount for my Aimpoint. And later down the road is a can. And that is for my SBR. This doesn't include the mods for my 1911.

Isn't someone selling a DBAL down below in firearm accessories?

stoner01
08-08-2013, 10:54
nope dag stays here. I had an older mal that was still a zoobat. She bit one of the site leads in the face and now I have a crazy ass shep

Mazin
08-08-2013, 10:57
I hate having money fucked with. $762.48 short on my check.........


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Monky
08-08-2013, 11:01
Well I have a M300 scout light and thorntail on hold at Bowers. Im saving up for a DBAL or OTAL depending on what I can save. I also need a 3x magnifier and mount for my Aimpoint. And later down the road is a can. And that is for my SBR. This doesn't include the mods for my 1911.

You had one on hold.. they're ordering you a new one :)

I used the logic that you wouldn't be here for a while and they can always order another for you.. it worked well.

It works as intended :)

stoner01
08-08-2013, 11:01
I hear ya. that's sucks a lot

stoner01
08-08-2013, 11:03
You had one on hold.. they're ordering you a new one :)

I used the logic that you wouldn't be here for a while and they can always order another for you.. it worked well.

It works as intended :)

was it a black one? if so then,[Rant1]

roberth
08-08-2013, 11:03
I hate having money fucked with. $762.48 short on my check.........


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that would really piss me off - can you trust them to make good on it?

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 11:05
Major suckage, company gonna get it fixed immediately?

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Ridge
08-08-2013, 11:08
Looked at my checking account this morning and saw a whole slew of small withdrawals from this company. Went hunting them down and was about to call the bank to do a chargeback when I realized that those were from the cafeteria at work :p

Monky
08-08-2013, 11:17
was it a black one? if so then,[Rant1]

Yes and I was specifically told it was yours


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 11:21
[Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1]gaaaaaaaaa

Mazin
08-08-2013, 11:32
I can't trust shit. New company adopted the contract I'm on and already got fucked out of pto, sick and the cashed out our vacation time so I'm just fuming right now.


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roberth
08-08-2013, 11:33
do you have another job lined up?

stoner01
08-08-2013, 11:36
^^^This. If tat happened here, Id be gone.

Mazin
08-08-2013, 11:41
do you have another job lined up?

Trying, working in some certs now. I got lazy in the 6 years I have been here (dead end IT job).


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roberth
08-08-2013, 11:43
i can't believe they did that - any legal recourse?

Mazin
08-08-2013, 11:47
i can't believe they did that - any legal recourse?

Nota already signed my new offer letter. It was our old company that "promised" everything (pay, vacation, pto, sick and seniority) would transfer to the new company.


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roberth
08-08-2013, 11:48
Nota already signed my new offer letter. It was our old company that "promised" everything (pay, vacation, pto, sick and seniority) would transfer to the new company.


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wow, they just hung you guys out to dry

Mazin
08-08-2013, 11:51
wow, they just hung you guys out to dry

In a nutshell


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Ridge
08-08-2013, 11:51
Nota already signed my new offer letter. It was our old company that "promised" everything (pay, vacation, pto, sick and seniority) would transfer to the new company.


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Do you have that on paper, or just word of mouth?

Mazin
08-08-2013, 12:05
Do you have that on paper, or just word of mouth?

Rate of pay on paper everything else is leaving splinters in my ass


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buffalobo
08-08-2013, 12:30
Nota already signed my new offer letter. It was our old company that "promised" everything (pay, vacation, pto, sick and seniority) would transfer to the new company.


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Had this happen back in 2006 when company was sold.

I would recommend 20 mag dumps, but with price and availability issues lingering, might not be best therapy.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Mazin
08-08-2013, 13:08
Had this happen back in 2006 when company was sold.

I would recommend 20 mag dumps, but with price and availability issues lingering, might not be best therapy.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Already have that planned for my sudo unpaid vacation next week.

I'm just hoping they fix it because if not I need to sell my pdog gun.


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Mazin
08-08-2013, 13:52
Well $762.48 paid in taxes....

Guess they corrected the fact that they were short on my tax withholdings out of my last check so I got nailed on this one.

Still debating on selling the pdog, it's just so damn pretty
32315


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roberth
08-08-2013, 14:16
i hate that sneaky tax crap.

i'm glad you got it figured out though, hopefully you won't have to sell your nice rifle.

waxthis
08-08-2013, 14:50
Milf watching at Centera

brutal
08-08-2013, 14:56
Milf watching at Centera

Milf, watching at DFW

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Ridge
08-08-2013, 14:59
A Random Guy Attends the Cannes Film Festival Pretending to be PSY

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/0/4/199104.jpg?v=1

There are probably five people alive who don't know who PSY is, and they all live on a space station. But if you're one of the uninitiated, he's the chubby Korean pop star responsible for "Gangnam Style," the song that was stuck in your head through all of 2012. So guests at the 2013 Cannes Film Festival were understandably stoked when the face of the biggest Internet meme in history turned up to the party. The only problem was that PSY was in Singapore the entire time. The guy who showed up in France for the film festival was actually Korean business consultant Denis Carre.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/9/8/199098_v1.jpg
After the picture, he consulted her business.

To make things more embarrassing for the celebrities he bumped shoulders with, Carre is neither a cunning master of disguise nor an eerie lookalike. He didn't even try -- the extent of his preparation for the role was being a chubby Asian and wearing eccentric sunglasses. In an uncomfortably racist turn of events, Fake PSY was never questioned as the guy that most of the world had seen dancing in a stable about 20 times each.

Not only did he get into Cannes and many of its exclusive parties, but celebrities like Adrien Brody took pictures with him and posted about how awesome it was to meet the "real" PSY in person.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/9/9/199099_v1.jpg
He was even allowed into the secret celebrity orphan-punching room, where he scored a perfect 129.

Eventually, a video of Carre obviously lip synching his most famous song got back to the actual PSY in Singapore, who tweeted that the PSY in France wasn't him, and the festival's organizers didn't have much to say beyond "We got duped."

So that put an end to the charade, right? Hell no! It was only a few days later when Carre showed up at the Monaco Grand Prix and pulled the same exact stunt again. The only person who saw through his disguise, randomly enough, was David Hasselhoff, evidently the only white person who can tell Koreans apart.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/0/0/199100_v1.jpg
Never, ever question David Hasselhoff's anti-racism powers.

BuffCyclist
08-08-2013, 15:24
^^ [ROFL1]

waxthis
08-08-2013, 16:50
Awesome

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 17:21
Not to sure there is any hope of human race surviving another 100 years.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Ridge
08-08-2013, 17:26
Not to sure there is any hope of human race surviving another 100 years.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

I'm sure they said that ~1800 years ago, too.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 17:38
Maybe so, but the level of stupid seems to have gone way up.

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waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:04
^^^^^^ True Dat^^^^^^^

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:20
Howdy Whores...


That was an interesting catch up... lol

roberth
08-08-2013, 18:23
yo otterbatcat, waxthis and the rest

how ya doin?

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 18:26
Whore whore, hey hey.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:27
Roberth and Lobo..

What up, ho's?

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:29
Looked at my checking account this morning and saw a whole slew of small withdrawals from this company. Went hunting them down and was about to call the bank to do a chargeback when I realized that those were from the cafeteria at work :p

Got a hearty laugh from this....been there before. Ready to rip someones ass for "false charges" on my statement and all that.....only to realize that *I* was the guy who charged it....lol

waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:30
Greetings OBC. Just waiting on the neighbor for our usual evening bike ride.

waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:31
Got a hearty laugh from this....been there before. Ready to rip someones ass for "false charges" on my statement and all that.....only to realize that *I* was the guy who charged it....lol

Been there done that. It does get the ticker moving...lol

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:32
I'm doing better Roberth...today was easier than yesterday was...I'm healing. I didn't, or haven't done anything stupid to hurt myself, so that's good. I'm eager to get to next Monday when I'm sure I'll get my PT equipment and begin that therapy. It's probably going to hurt, but I'm gonna do everything they tell me to do, every day....When this is done, I think I'll have a shoulder that I've not had for a very long time.

I look forward to it.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:33
Heya Wax... :)

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:33
Greetings OBC. Just waiting on the neighbor for our usual evening bike ride.

That's cool that you tag team your ride. More funner that way.

waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:34
You'll be back to normal in no time!

waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:34
Need another midget sent over?

Ridge
08-08-2013, 18:34
Pretty close lightning rolling into town...

waxthis
08-08-2013, 18:37
I'm sick of this cold and rain...Just hope I can get roberth his ghost pepper before the freeze next week!

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:37
Need another midget sent over?

You got any new ones....something different?

Oriental, black maybe?......Irish with a thick accent?

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:39
Pretty close lightning rolling into town...

Hope your house doesn't get zapped or anything......hang low for a while man.... You might not want your puter on right now, just a thought.

I've shut some stuff down and unplugged it when we've had intense lightning in our area before.

roberth
08-08-2013, 18:45
I'm doing better Roberth...today was easier than yesterday was...I'm healing. I didn't, or haven't done anything stupid to hurt myself, so that's good. I'm eager to get to next Monday when I'm sure I'll get my PT equipment and begin that therapy. It's probably going to hurt, but I'm gonna do everything they tell me to do, every day....When this is done, I think I'll have a shoulder that I've not had for a very long time.

I look forward to it.

pain lets you know you're alive

best part [Awesom][Awesom]

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:46
I'm sick of this cold and rain...Just hope I can get roberth his ghost pepper before the freeze next week!

I hope so too... :)

roberth
08-08-2013, 18:47
I'm sick of this cold and rain...Just hope I can get roberth his ghost pepper before the freeze next week!

oh noes -

please don't freeze, i have crying, wailing, and eating tons of ice cream to do yet in my short life

roberth
08-08-2013, 18:47
You got any new ones....something different?

Oriental, black maybe?......Irish with a thick accent?

what...a tall one?

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:49
Any of you guys planning on watching at least the first quarter of the pre season game tonight?... I'm interested to see it.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:51
what...a tall one?

Oh, no. You went there.

I've Soooo wanted to do a 7 foot plus tall sexy lady. There was a gal from Switzerland or Norway or something....she was a perfect 10...and like 6-8...gorgeous woman. I LOVE the idea of spanning the globe for a full experience...dammit.

*shit eating grin*

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:56
Hey, not seen GG recent...I hope his foot is getting more healed and stuff.

*shout out to GG*

Hope you're feeling better, ho.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 18:58
Ain't seen the Belly for a bit either..hope he's alright.

roberth
08-08-2013, 18:59
i suppose i could listen to the football game on the radio

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:00
God dammit...old mother hen worrying about everybody and shit.

Hey, at least I care.

*tapes a real scorpion to BC's locker*

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:01
i suppose i could listen to the football game on the radio

Logan does a nice job calling games. I listen to the sports zoo quite often on my ride home from work. I like him and Kreiger, they're alright.

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:02
Howdy my Horethern....




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Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:03
Layin down the


B
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D
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OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:05
Howdy Mazin... :)

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:05
I'm picking up what you're laying down.

Do you hear that dog barking?

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:06
Love the fact that no matter what happens people in our "this" community will help another. Won't say who, what, when, why or how, but I wanted to say thank you. Your a stand up guy and if you ever need ANYTHING just hit me up!


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Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:07
Woof woof woof but that wasn't the dog



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Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:07
It's the Santiago's breakfast burrito trying to make its way back out.


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OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:08
Wax might have some remedies for you, or at least some advice....LOL

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:10
Love the fact that no matter what happens people in our "this" community will help another. Won't say who, what, when, why or how, but I wanted to say thank you. Your a stand up guy and if you ever need ANYTHING just hit me up!

That's really cool man.

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:10
OBC you down with OPP

qmuFlaFYdgE


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JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 19:12
I feel like shit today... Beat down... Worn out... I know what it's from, and it sucks.

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:14
I feel like shit today... Beat down... Worn out... I know what it's from, and it sucks.

Got bit by the clap?


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OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:15
Mazin..I can say that I'm not completely closed minded to it...though I have a hard time even hearing what they're saying. I don't mind the MJ homage, the music in that vid didn't suck. I'm not a big rap enthusiast though.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 19:16
Got bit by the clap?


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I wish it was that simple..... I don't remember the last time I slept until 5:00pm.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:17
I feel like shit today... Beat down... Worn out... I know what it's from, and it sucks.

You fucked your married neighbor's wife?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 19:17
OBC you down with OPP

qmuFlaFYdgE


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Does that guy really have his shirt tucked into his boxers......?

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:21
I wish it was that simple..... I don't remember the last time I slept until 5:00pm.

Trust me when I tell you, you have to stop doing that to yourself. That shit will catch up like a Mofo. I know Your young and feel like you can take the long nights and constant "activity". But sooner or later your going to end up a blind dude with hairy palms ;)





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Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:23
Mazin..I can say that I'm not completely closed minded to it...though I have a hard time even hearing what they're saying. I don't mind the MJ homage, the music in that vid didn't suck. I'm not a big rap enthusiast though.

Way to much thought in that one brother...I was making the reference about the initials :)

That's just the stuff that was out when I was in grade school so every now and then I have flash backs, the crap now a days suck.


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

Mazin
08-08-2013, 19:25
Trust me when I tell you, you have to stop doing that to yourself. That shit will catch up like a Mofo. I know Your young and feel like you can take the long nights and constant "activity". But sooner or later your going to end up a blind dude with hairy palms ;)





Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

I keed but seriously dude try chillin for awhile and get some RR.


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OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:27
Way to much thought in that one brother...I was making the reference about the initials :)

Oh. Well, the answer is still accurate for me..... (and) I *am* naughty by nature... lol



I had to fix a couple things there.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:32
Shit...Manning only did one possession..on the sidelines already.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:33
JM, are you staying up all damn night, lighting up the town and being a party guy every night?

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 19:39
Alrighty....

I'm gonna go flame up some goat heads for an hour or so.

bbl bitches.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 19:55
No. I work all night. I work from 7pm-7am. I didn't get to sleep until 9:30am....

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 20:00
No. I work all night. I work from 7pm-7am. I didn't get to sleep until 9:30am....

12 hour graveyard is a brutal shift. Goes against nature.

wax_job
08-08-2013, 20:10
Woohoo! Thunderstorm in centennial!!

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 20:12
Woohoo! Thunderstorm in centennial!!

Please keep it down south, we don't need any for another week out here.

wax_job
08-08-2013, 20:12
I used to work 1030-730. You are right. Unnatural.

wax_job
08-08-2013, 20:15
It is coming DOWN!!

Woowee!!! Love it!!

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 20:16
Spent a few years working rotating shifts. Hated it, especially graveyard. Could never get a routine going. Swing shift was cool. No corporate suits running around, cooler in summer, could still go out partying after shift and could take care of business hours stuff early in day.

waxthis
08-08-2013, 20:19
oh noes -

please don't freeze, i have crying, wailing, and eating tons of ice cream to do yet in my short life


Damn straight!

waxthis
08-08-2013, 20:21
Wax might have some remedies for you, or at least some advice....LOL


Buy a cork.....[LOL]

Ridge
08-08-2013, 20:57
Rings made from coins

http://imgur.com/a/KZVcJ

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 20:58
Wooden axle, broke dick, bought on credit, brother in lawin son of a bitch.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:01
Rings made from coins

http://imgur.com/a/KZVcJ

Those are cool. You make them? Limited sizes?

Ridge
08-08-2013, 21:10
Not mine, found it on Reddit

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:15
Whattup whores

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:16
Whattup whores

sappinin stoner?

Doing ok?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:19
Ok... Seriously.... I will give someone a huge man hug if they bring me a cup of noodles or two..... I'm fucking dying here.....

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:20
Cant complain. Wouldn't do any good if I did.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:20
Hey JM, If you can send some my way Id appreciate it. I forgot to grab breakfast this morning.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:23
Hey JM, If you can send some my way Id appreciate it. I forgot to grab breakfast this morning.

I woke up at 4:55pm via phone call from my buddy... In need to leave my house at 5:00pm.... I have a bottle of juice.... That's it.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:23
Cant complain. Wouldn't do any good if I did.

How much time left on contract?

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:24
At least you can grab fast food or order out.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:26
How much time left on contract?

106 days

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:27
I woke up at 4:55pm via phone call from my buddy... In need to leave my house at 5:00pm.... I have a bottle of juice.... That's it.

Can you order some thing in? Couple places in Brighton may be able to hook you up. If we still lived in Brighton we would cover you.

roberth
08-08-2013, 21:27
Spent a few years working rotating shifts. Hated it, especially graveyard. Could never get a routine going. Swing shift was cool. No corporate suits running around, cooler in summer, could still go out partying after shift and could take care of business hours stuff early in day.

i've done those too, the 1800-0630 was brutal, my days off i'd revert to waking up at 8am and that would screw me up for the next 1800-0630. we rotated a month of days then a month of nights. i would stay up til 2 or 3 am during the off days on night month but that didn't really help either.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:29
106 days

Gonna come home for a while or renew right away?

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:31
i've done those too, the 1800-0630 was brutal, my days off i'd revert to waking up at 8am and that would screw me up for the next 1800-0630. we rotated a month of days then a month of nights. i would stay up til 2 or 3 am during the off days on night month but that didn't really help either.

We rotated every week, different shift and different days off every week.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:32
At least you can grab fast food or order out.


Can you order some thing in? Couple places in Brighton may be able to hook you up. If we still lived in Brighton we would cover you.


I wish..... I could order in but I'm trying to cut back on spending hard... To that point, I emptied my checking account and have only cash... Well, said cash is at home and not with me.

I think I have 2 $1 bills in my car and about $4 in change in a cup....

So yeah... I'm SOL until lunch time at about 0030 tonight.....

roberth
08-08-2013, 21:33
We rotated every week, different shift and different days off every week.

oh that is even worse and stupid too - i mean what is the point of moving a person around like that

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 21:34
I have a shitty MIGRAIN! Took two ibuprofen two hours ago still hurts like a mo fo!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:35
Gonna come home for a while or renew right away?

Ive been deployed 6 times now since 2005. Im done coming over here

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 21:35
I wish..... I could order in but I'm trying to cut back on spending hard... To that point, I emptied my checking account and have only cash... Well, said cash is at home and not with me.

I think I have 2 $1 bills in my car and about $4 in change in a cup....

So yeah... I'm SOL until lunch time at about 0030 tonight.....


Go raid a cell- You know the mates have Ramon noodles..

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:39
Ive been deployed 6 times now since 2005. Im done coming over here

Enough doing, time to teach others.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:40
I have a shitty MIGRAIN! Took two ibuprofen two hours ago still hurts like a mo fo!
Benidryl and Aleave....

Go raid a cell- You know the mates have Ramon noodles..
I wish.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:41
Enough doing, time to teach others.

To do be a "normal" city cop. And Im not looking forward to taking an academy with a bunch of 21 year old fresh faced kids. Not that theres much age difference, but its the miles.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:45
To do be a "normal" city cop. And Im not looking forward to taking an academy with a bunch of 21 year old fresh faced kids. Not that theres much age difference, but its the miles.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I train the fuckers.... The WORST is the CHILD that is fresh out of the military that thinks he knows everything or is somehow entitled to something.

The last guy like that is still a reserve. He was talking to one of the female deputies and did this...

While pointing at himself and moving his hands up and down he said, "Of course I work out..."

Later that night in the weight room he was doing a little leg press.... I asked him if I could jump in with him. He said, "Only if you can keep up." He stopped at 500lbs... I stopped at 1,100lbs...

Of course you work out...

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 21:47
To do be a "normal" city cop. And Im not looking forward to taking an academy with a bunch of 21 year old fresh faced kids. Not that theres much age difference, but its the miles.

Look into being an instructor/trainer. Experience is the key, you got it and people will pay for it.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:47
You saying Im a child[hahhah-no]

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 21:49
Whore master flasheses.

Howdy, and shit.

waxthis
08-08-2013, 21:50
1,100.......whoa

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:50
Dude, I don't want to know when youre taking a dump. Keep that to yourself.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:52
You saying Im a child[hahhah-no]


Not at all... But this guy is all of 22 years old... And he has the worst attitude I've ever seen. He's beyond cocky. It's annoying....

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:54
I know the type.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 21:54
Probably another 70 or so goat head stickers...done kilt.

Heat from the sun style.... *ha ha*

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 21:55
I know the type.

He acts like he's all kinds of ripped and shit.... Someone is going to humble him if he doesn't drop the attitude.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 21:57
Had a few light showers here tonight, but no good rain.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:58
He acts like he's all kinds of ripped and shit.... Someone is going to humble him if he doesn't drop the attitude.

TASER TASER TASER.
Video
Profit

stoner01
08-08-2013, 21:59
Had a few light showers here tonight, but no good rain.

The apartment is under flood warning. Back porch always floods.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:00
OBC, heard you makin improvement with the shoulder. [HiFive], use the good arm.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 22:00
The apartment is under flood warning. Back porch always floods.

well, that stinks.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 22:01
OBC, heard you makin improvement with the shoulder. [HiFive], use the good arm.

Yeah, man. I'm really positive about how all this is gonna turn out. Pretty cool.

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 22:07
He acts like he's all kinds of ripped and shit.... Someone is going to humble him if he doesn't drop the attitude.

JM...can you just go ahead and do that for him?

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:07
10mm, you still here? How is your schedule next week, I have been dead beat and still need to get over and pick up lower. Been working 20 days on and 1 off(Sunday) since end of May.

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:15
10mm, you still here? How is your schedule next week, I have been dead beat and still need to get over and pick up lower. Been working 20 days on and 1 off(Sunday) since end of May.


O sold it sorry!

JM wanted it...

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 22:18
Bummer, Lobo...maybe you can trade JM something for it?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:20
O sold it sorry!

JM wanted it...
I did?

Bummer, Lobo...maybe you can trade JM something for it?
Actually... Being as broke as I am... I almost have to sell one of the lowers I got from him...

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:21
i wonder if he believed me?

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:22
I did?

Actually... Being as broke as I am... I almost have to sell one of the lowers I got from him...

Broke? Dude your buying shit all the time!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:22
i wonder if he believed me?
Probably fueling up the car to come whoop your ass as we speak....

I need to look that stuff we were discussing up too..... How soon do you want to start that stuff?

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:23
Probably fueling up the car to come whoop your ass as we speak....

I need to look that stuff we were discussing up too..... How soon do you want to start that stuff?

How ever long it takes you to get tired of being broke!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:24
Broke? Dude your buying shit all the time!
Why do you think I'm broke? And why do you think I asked you the question I asked you the other day? Getting paid once a month sucks...


This is totally me right here...

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/892012145209882012023428.jpeg

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:25
yall speakin in code. stop it

OtterbatHellcat
08-08-2013, 22:25
Have a great night Whores, look forward to seeing ya all tomorrow....the weekend always offers more time and some interesting opportunities.. :)

Peace out.

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:26
Have a great night Whores, look forward to seeing ya all tomorrow....the weekend always offers more time and some interesting opportunities.. :)

Peace out.

BI

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:28
Laters.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:29
NIGHT CREW...ASSEMBLE

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:31
NIGHT CREW...ASSEMBLE

Don't go barking orders....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:31
NIGHT CREW...ASSEMBLE
Isn't it day time where you are?

Irving
08-08-2013, 22:34
Jer, we just evicted someone in Adams county yesterday. We paid a bunch of people $30 for about 30 minutes worth of work. Maybe you should look into that. Plus, you get first dibs on the stuff in the street for your e-bay business!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:36
Don't go barking orders....

Sorry. I was trying to sound official.

Isn't it day time where you are?

Yup. But I almost always go off of home, because its easier for posting

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:38
Jer, we just evicted someone in Adams county yesterday. We paid a bunch of people $30 for about 30 minutes worth of work. Maybe you should look into that. Plus, you get first dibs on the stuff in the street for your e-bay business!

I'm assuming you meant me... I'm not Jer. ;)

I'm really only looking for odd jobs or jobs with people I know....

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:39
Damn almost got me. Had to take the dog out before bed. Came back and saw 10 reply. Thought I was gonna have to go crying to the wife. "Honey he sold the lower I was gonna use to build Kohnor's rifle. She would fix you.

Then I remembered this is the Whore thread and 10 is a stand up guy.

Well done.

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:40
Manana OBC

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 22:42
Damn almost got me. Had to take the dog out before bed. Came back and saw 10 reply. Thought I was gonna have to go crying to the wife. "Honey he sold the lower I was gonna use to build Kohnor's rifle. She would fix you.

Then I remembered this is the Whore thread and 10 is a stand up guy.

Well done.
You haven't met him in person yet, have you.......... [LOL][panic]

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:45
Not yet, just quick phone conversation. [panic]

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:46
And they shut down the gate to work on stuff. Means Im not doing shit for an hour at least[Weight]

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:47
And they shut down the gate to work on stuff. Means Im not doing shit for an hour at least[Weight]

More whore time.[AR15] [rockon]

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:49
You haven't met him in person yet, have you.......... [LOL][panic]


Not yet, just quick phone conversation. [panic]

Listening to this guy, could get you banned hammer.... Stray away, Trust me!

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:51
Damn almost got me. Had to take the dog out before bed. Came back and saw 10 reply. Thought I was gonna have to go crying to the wife. "Honey he sold the lower I was gonna use to build Kohnor's rifle. She would fix you.

Then I remembered this is the Whore thread and 10 is a stand up guy.

Well done.


I was going to let it roll for a while, but didn't want you to frak out... lol.. Glad i got ya a lil though!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 22:53
whore whore whore

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 22:55
Listening to this guy, could get you banned hammer.... Stray away, Trust me!

Well he is pretty much a ban expert. [Poke][Stick]

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 22:58
Well he is pretty much a ban expert. [Poke][Stick]

Career lifer!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:01
I was a career poster once. Then I realized Im judges on more than my post count

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:02
Well he is pretty much a ban expert. [Poke][Stick]

I know... I've got the ban hat trick....

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 23:04
I was a career poster once. Then I realized Im judges on more than my post count


JM take lessons from this guy!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:04
I was a career poster once. Then I realized Im judges on more than my post count
Post count is EVERYTHING....... Well... maybe not....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:07
Holy shit. I found Ridge's new gun....

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/050/b/2/aac_honey_badger_rifle___fluttershy_edition_by_the badpanda2-d4qbtnp.jpg

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:07
Id much rather have my cool toys than your post count. Just sayin'.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:08
How can a Honeybadger be my little pony? Whole lotaa WTF in that pic

buffalobo
08-08-2013, 23:09
Gotta go hoes, time to rack.

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 23:10
Gotta go hoes, time to rack.


Sleep tight!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:10
[wave] bye

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:10
Id much rather have my cool toys than your post count. Just sayin'.

I have... Well... No... No I don't have any cool toys... Coolest thing I have is my Sig...

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:13
I think I just fucked up the "Word Association Thread".

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:13
Id point and laugh, but I don't have many cool toys

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 23:21
NIGHT CREW...ASSEMBLE

Lighten Up Francis

ChunkyMonkey
08-08-2013, 23:23
Lighten Up Francis

Did you get the powder?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:25
Did you get the powder?
Yeah, Jim... You were supposed to send me a list.

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:32
Give Jim a break, hes old

crays
08-08-2013, 23:32
32369

Camping32369

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 23:34
32369

Camping32369

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Getting ready to open another can of Courage eh

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:36
Give Jim a break, hes old

I love Jim... I really do. Jim is an awesome dude to hang out with.

10mm-man
08-08-2013, 23:36
Give Jim a break, hes old


Yea, respect your elders!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:38
I love Jim... I really do. Jim is an awesome dude to hang out with.

I had a good time for the ten minutes I was at his place back in april

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:39
Holy crap! I just found an episode of "Are You Being Served?" that I've never seen!

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:39
Yea, respect your elders!

ok dad ;)

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 23:40
Did you get the powder?

yeah but i was out the door right after the "product" was loaded


Yeah, Jim... You were supposed to send me a list.

ne bad.
[facepalm]Forgot to run over and look at what they have and condition. I was told some of them are 1/2 containers / open. Want to make sure they ain't go

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:42
yeah but i was out the door right after the "product" was loaded



ne bad.
[facepalm]Forgot to run over and look at what they have and condition. I was told some of them are 1/2 containers / open. Want to make sure they ain't go

Why does your location say Greeley now? Did you move?!

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 23:47
Did you get the powder?


Why does your location say Greeley now? Did you move?!


The wife kicked me to the curb.........................................JK

I changed it to VoJ "SOMEONE" ADDED GREALITY. There's always a wisenheimer lurking in the shadows. Perhaps it's time to dust off the ol 32oz louisville. Nothing like a solid hardwood to deliver some REPENTING

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:49
The wife kicked me to the curb.........................................JK

I changed it to VoJ "SOMEONE" ADDED GREALITY. There's always a wisenheimer lurking in the shadows. Perhaps it's time to dust off the ol 32oz louisville. Nothing like a solid hardwood to deliver some REPENTING

I have a 32oz Easton..... lol

ChunkyMonkey
08-08-2013, 23:51
Why does your location say Greeley now? Did you move?!

Where were you last week? He had one hell of house warming party. Love the deep fried ravioli

JM Ver. 2.0
08-08-2013, 23:52
Where were you last week? He had one hell of house warming party. Love the deep fried ravioli

Probably asleep... That seems to be all I do these days....

Great-Kazoo
08-08-2013, 23:57
I have a 32oz Easton..... lol

During the riots in the 60's my old man and other NYPD's used wiffle ball bats, filled with lead shot and sand. Here's the wind up, OH Low and INSIDE

D- bats? are great for up close and personal

stoner01
08-08-2013, 23:58
I will have to remember that for the next riot

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 00:02
I will have to remember that for the next riot

You have access to sand ? you're gonna need a lot one the rest of the crew catches on. Remember to fill from the grip end.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 00:05
How did they keep it from spilling out

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 00:06
How did they keep it from spilling out
Fill the end with lead first...... :D

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 00:10
How did they keep it from spilling out

MAGIC: EDITED for thought police

stoner01
08-09-2013, 00:11
I think I'll just stick to my ASP for hippie recalibrations

Mick-Boy
08-09-2013, 00:58
"Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious."

stoner01
08-09-2013, 01:06
I find it hilarious when a dude gets bitch slapped.