The post whore thread.

[theGinsue]

this is how i picture you right now:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Hu-JgV3j-SA/R4n_OgVTXWI/AAAAAAAAAfA/_aNeEK66ZL4/s400/popeye.gif
That's an accurate picture, only it's not from eating spinach or swinging the ban hammer - it's from self pleasure. [Wink]

[theGinsue]

What?

[theGinsue]

Oh, you do it too. Don't pretend you don't.

[Pancho Villa]

sure

So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.



"Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the problem?"



The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says "What's the problem? I don't even know where to start. First of all, my boss is a vicious tyrant who gets off on the petty torments he puts me through day in and day out, and I'm too spineless to stand up to him, so I just take it and I've gradually come to hate myself for it. Also, every morning I wake up to the same prune-face old crone to whom I pledged my vows so many years ago. I used to love her, but that love has become like some sun-festering beached whale trying to die. We lost our daughter last year to one of the bitterest, coldest winters we've ever had to face in this region. Isn't it funny, doc, how all the prayer circles and charity drives in the world amount to pretty much nothing in the face of that cold, impartial face of winter, that bleak, pounding, harsh fist of a callous environment, carrying on with its machinations without regard to our lives, loves, hopes and dreams? Isn't that hysterical, Doc? Oh and then there's my son. Doc, I don't love him anymore. I don't know what it is but I look in his eyes and I see that same harried look of gutless cowardice that I see when I stare at my own face in the mirror. If I wasn't such a coward, Doc, I know I'd be able to scrape together enough pride to grab that cocked and loaded shotgun I keep by the bedside table, and just run amok and put an end to this grim facade once and for all. I start with the wife, then the boy of course before putting the barrell in my own mouth. Believe you me, Doc, I'd be doing the world a favor. I have nothing to look forward to but a continuation of this spiraling black hole that is my life, this existential cesspool that is the perpetuation of my lingering skid-mark on society. I despise people yet I crave their approval. I'm judgemental yet I care about nothing. I'm bitter, hateful and afraid. I'm alive yet I feel like the walking dead. This is it, Doc: I am a living, breathing, disease."



The doctor stares at him for a while then finally says "Jeez, Moth, you definitely have some problems. But I'm a podiatrist. You need a psychiatrist. Why'd you come in here?"



The moth says,"Your light was on."

[patrick0685]

That's an accurate picture, only it's not from eating spinach or swinging the ban hammer - it's from self pleasure. [Wink]

gotta pump up before swinging the hammer around, i understand


What?

yea happens all the time you pass out and something crazy pops up on the computer and your like damn what did i do?


Oh, you do it too. Don't pretend you don't.

not while im browsing CO-AR15

[patrick0685]

So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.



"Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the problem?"



The moth drops down into the nearest chair and says "What's the problem? I don't even know where to start. First of all, my boss is a vicious tyrant who gets off on the petty torments he puts me through day in and day out, and I'm too spineless to stand up to him, so I just take it and I've gradually come to hate myself for it. Also, every morning I wake up to the same prune-face old crone to whom I pledged my vows so many years ago. I used to love her, but that love has become like some sun-festering beached whale trying to die. We lost our daughter last year to one of the bitterest, coldest winters we've ever had to face in this region. Isn't it funny, doc, how all the prayer circles and charity drives in the world amount to pretty much nothing in the face of that cold, impartial face of winter, that bleak, pounding, harsh fist of a callous environment, carrying on with its machinations without regard to our lives, loves, hopes and dreams? Isn't that hysterical, Doc? Oh and then there's my son. Doc, I don't love him anymore. I don't know what it is but I look in his eyes and I see that same harried look of gutless cowardice that I see when I stare at my own face in the mirror. If I wasn't such a coward, Doc, I know I'd be able to scrape together enough pride to grab that cocked and loaded shotgun I keep by the bedside table, and just run amok and put an end to this grim facade once and for all. I start with the wife, then the boy of course before putting the barrell in my own mouth. Believe you me, Doc, I'd be doing the world a favor. I have nothing to look forward to but a continuation of this spiraling black hole that is my life, this existential cesspool that is the perpetuation of my lingering skid-mark on society. I despise people yet I crave their approval. I'm judgemental yet I care about nothing. I'm bitter, hateful and afraid. I'm alive yet I feel like the walking dead. This is it, Doc: I am a living, breathing, disease."



The doctor stares at him for a while then finally says "Jeez, Moth, you definitely have some problems. But I'm a podiatrist. You need a psychiatrist. Why'd you come in here?"



The moth says,"Your light was on."

wow that was a long ass joke, funny but a long damn read

[Pancho Villa]

wow that was a long ass joke, funny but a long damn read

It's best in person, where everyone sort of gets tirehead by the end and then the punch line hits them.

[patrick0685]

It's best in person, where everyone sort of gets tirehead by the end and then the punch line hits them.

yea i started skimming the paragraph

[patrick0685]

getting closer to you DSB

[patrick0685]

i had to go back a page to find out how many post you have

[patrick0685]

5413 is what you got DSB

[patrick0685]

we are also getting close to 10,000 post in the whore thread

[patrick0685]

well my wife hasnt bled out yet

[patrick0685]

5400 post

[Pancho Villa]

C-c-c-combo breaker

[patrick0685]

haha...the only combo that matters is a whole page, that wouldnt have happened so, oh well

[patrick0685]

it has been done before

[Pancho Villa]

Scroll up, you're the only one on this page other than my combo breaker.

[patrick0685]

its quite hard with the 30 sec rule

[patrick0685]

Scroll up, you're the only one on this page other than my combo breaker.

oh i know but i wasnt expecting to make it, and now you have two post here

[patrick0685]

Ginsue will prob stop by at some point as well

[patrick0685]

my puppy dog is super cute laying in his bed right now

[patrick0685]

getting closer to DSB

[Pancho Villa]

YOU SHALL NOT GET THIS PAGE

[patrick0685]

i got to get 40 in a row to get a page

[patrick0685]

two down

[patrick0685]

tied DSB

[theGinsue]

Ginsue will prob stop by at some point as well
I'm still here.

[02ducky]

Wow the whore thread is on fire these past two days.

Where the hell is the Honey Badger? I heard he don't give a shit.

[patrick0685]

I'm still here.

i knew you were sneaking around, i never underestimate your sneakiness

[patrick0685]

Wow the whore thread is on fire these past two days.

Where the hell is the Honey Badger? I heard he don't give a shit.

guess he truly doesnt give a shit and hasnt showed up

[02ducky]

Mod Ninja?

[patrick0685]

Mod Ninja?

yep...you dont see the hammer coming until its to late

[patrick0685]

sadly DSB will pass me pretty quickly

[patrick0685]

but i have to give him a run

[patrick0685]

so here i go

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I had to do actual work... Wasted important post whoring time...

[patrick0685]

I had to do actual work... Wasted important post whoring time...

aint that some shit, work gets in the way of fun

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yep... Now I'm sitting here staring at a bottle of hooch... Shitty hooch at that. Didn't even ferment.

[patrick0685]

that is shitty hooch for sure

[patrick0685]

going to bed soon

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Buncha Kool-Aid and fruit... He forgot the yeast.

[patrick0685]

so i must whore while i can

[patrick0685]

Buncha Kool-Aid and fruit... He forgot the yeast.

kool-aid sounds good right now

[JM Ver. 2.0]

kool-aid sounds good right now
And watermelon.... And fried chicken!

[patrick0685]

just kool-aid nothing else

[patrick0685]

well the watermelon sounds good too

[patrick0685]

my weim is a retard

[patrick0685]

on 17 ahead of DSB

[patrick0685]

that wont last long

[patrick0685]

because i have to work tom morning

[patrick0685]

should i order some 5.7 ammo...

[patrick0685]

i really only have a 5.7 upper that shoots it

[patrick0685]

maybe i should sell the upper and 50 round mags

[patrick0685]

oh man new page

[patrick0685]

can i do it on this page

[patrick0685]

i doubt it, someone will break it

[patrick0685]

the person who stops the streak will allow me to go to bed

[patrick0685]

it will take me at min 20 min to do all this

[patrick0685]

until then i will babble on about nothing

[patrick0685]

what else to say?

[patrick0685]

my wife just got called by a wrong number

[patrick0685]

ducky will you stop me?

[patrick0685]

13th post

[patrick0685]

3 members and 3 guest viewing my ramblings

[patrick0685]

i have to pee

[patrick0685]

still got a long way to go

[patrick0685]

did you know that in 1962 is when they came out with zip codes

[patrick0685]

learned that on pawn stars

[patrick0685]

almost half way

[patrick0685]

so i found a guys pilots license on the strip on NYE

[Pancho Villa]

Nope.

[patrick0685]

i tried to facebook him and he has not responded

[patrick0685]

Nope.

thank you...bed time

[Pancho Villa]

You're welcome. I should hit the sack too.

[theGinsue]

my weim is a retard
Weim?

[theGinsue]

i doubt it, someone will break it
Whoops. Sorry.

[patrick0685]

Weim?

weimaraner...aka my retarded dog licking the wall right now

[theGinsue]

Hmm. All alone here.

[patrick0685]

Hmm. All alone here.

yep...turn the lights off when you leave

[theGinsue]

weimaraner...aka my retarded dog licking the wall right now
Gotcha.. Hey, I thought you were going to bed.

[theGinsue]

yep...turn the lights off when you leave
Flipping the switch as I type this. Night gents.

[bogie]

And watermelon.... And fried chicken!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NPjpkmazU6U/T4J0AM6yLoI/AAAAAAAAAvI/BJz_-n3FZKw/s1600/Ghetto+Easter.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Hmmm... Maybe time for new Sunglasses...

[zteknik]

Just dropped in on the corner to make sure the lights work :D
Looong friggin day today!
I'll have to catch up on the thread tomorow while i kick back withe some of Ginsues Ice tea :)
I'll catch up with ya biotches later.
Keep the pimp hand high!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Walking is not my friend right now.... 928lbs on the leg press was a bad idea yesterday....

[bogie]

Walking is not my friend right now.... 928lbs on the leg press was a bad idea yesterday....

928? a strange quantity... must be a metric conversion

[Monky]

928? a strange quantity... must be a metric conversion

A KG is 22.2 lbs right?

[fly boy]

You guys went through a boat load of pages last night!

[blacklabel]

A KG is 22.2 lbs right?

Divide that by 10. [LOL]

So it looks like JM was throwing around 430kg.

[HoneyBadger]

Wow, you whores must be RAKING in the dough! I can barely find a spare minute to stand on the corner!

[fly boy]

Wow, you whores must be RAKING in the dough! I can barely find a spare minute to stand on the corner!

careful standing ON the corner... if you slip it might hurt

[HoneyBadger]

And even then, I have to fight for the corner... [handbags]

[HoneyBadger]

careful standing ON the corner... if you slip it might hurt

That's the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!

[fly boy]

That's the way your mother likes it, Trebeck!

HA, my wireless is named "Suck it Trebeck"

[HoneyBadger]

HA, my wireless is named "Suck it Trebeck"

Nice. Mine is called "SaintMichaelTheArchangel" (defend us in battle!)

[HoneyBadger]

I totally need one of these patches: http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/honey-badger

[bogie]

I totally need one of these patches: http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/honey-badger

Yeah, that patch is t!ts.

[Monky]

Nice. Mine is called "SaintMichaelTheArchangel" (defend us in battle!)

Mine is FBI Surveillance Van

[HoneyBadger]

Speaking of awesome patches, I have a whole bunch of these that I'm going to list in the trading post soon: http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/saint-michael

I have a bunch of every color.

[bogie]

Didn't somebody have some forum patches made?

[HoneyBadger]

Mine is FBI Surveillance Van

I did that for a while. I was "SurveillanceVan2" and then when my neighbors moved in they named theirs "SurveillanceVan9"

I guess 9 was a significant number to them, but I thought it was funny. I just told them a few weeks ago that SurveillanceVan2 was ours.

[HoneyBadger]

Didn't somebody have some forum patches made?

Did they? I would like one. I don't see them in the merch subforum.

[Monky]

I did that for a while. I was "SurveillanceVan2" and then when my neighbors moved in they named theirs "SurveillanceVan9"

I guess 9 was a significant number to them, but I thought it was funny. I just told them a few weeks ago that SurveillanceVan2 was ours.

It's kind of nice that no one tries to touch my wireless.. but then again.. all my neighbors have since secured theirs.

[Monky]

Man these damn furkids.. I can't even poop and play on the forum in peace..

Cat was between my feet.. dog is laying there staring at me and the cat.. I think he's curious why he's the only one who has to shit outside.

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah, mine is MAC address enabled, so most sheeple can't see it unless I've entered the MAC address of their device into my system. Honestly though, that doesn't take much work to get around, so it's also encrypted and password protected. My new house is going to be totally wired. No chance of interception or hacking (unless they are in the house) and it's much faster anyway.

[bogie]

Did they? I would like one. I don't see them in the merch subforum.

Maybe not.. I just looked too and couldn't find anything. Seems like something I should look into.

[HoneyBadger]

And since when do you need a "non annonymous" email address to register at ARFCOM?? I used to be registered there, but I couldn't log in or reset my password (I haven't logged in there in probably 5 years), so I tried to register for a new account, and it wouldn't let me register with a yahoo or gmail email account. WTF?

[HoneyBadger]

And since when do you need a "non annonymous" email address to register at ARFCOM?? I used to be registered there, but I couldn't log in or reset my password (I haven't logged in there in probably 5 years), so I tried to register for a new account, and it wouldn't let me register with a yahoo or gmail email account. WTF?

...And the problem with this is that I DO NOT HAVE any email address that is not gmail or yahoo. What the friggin hell?

[HoneyBadger]

And since when do you need a "non annonymous" email address to register at ARFCOM?? I used to be registered there, but I couldn't log in or reset my password (I haven't logged in there in probably 5 years), so I tried to register for a new account, and it wouldn't let me register with a yahoo or gmail email account. WTF?


...And the problem with this is that I DO NOT HAVE any email address that is not gmail or yahoo. What the friggin hell?

So my old account still exists, but it was created with a .edu email address that no longer exists...

[bogie]

...And the problem with this is that I DO NOT HAVE any email address that is not gmail or yahoo. What the friggin hell?

Being forced into using your @comcast, etc. is a joke.

[Monky]

Probably the influx of liberals making accounts on the site. Gunbroker used to be that way when I first joined.. years ago.. keeps the ones wanting to cause problems to have effort involved vs just making a free email they'll never use.

I have a few emails for causing shit :)

Your ISP should give you a valid email address to use. Like @comcast.net ... if not I can make you one on mine to use.

[HoneyBadger]

Being forced into using your @comcast, etc. is a joke.

And I have some random small-town ISP that I don't have an email address for because I'm renting the house and the owner included internet in the rent package. so.... that doesn't work for me either... lol

All I wanted to do was post some more details and info in this thread: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1412355_.html#

[HoneyBadger]

Your ISP should give you a valid email address to use. Like @comcast.net ... if not I can make you one on mine to use.


Thanks for the offer, but it's probably not worth the effort.. [facepalm]

[Monky]

Thanks for the offer, but it's probably not worth the effort.. [facepalm]

Takes a couple mins.. not really difficult. Hell I don't even use my @ comcast for shit.. I'll give you an awesome email address too..

[HoneyBadger]

Takes a couple mins.. not really difficult. Hell I don't even use my @ comcast for shit.. I'll give you an awesome email address too..

Hahaha alright. If you've got the time, hook me up and PM me the info. [Beer]

[fly boy]

just make a junk Gmail account.... I have a main one, then a flyboyJUNK@gmail.com type account.

[Monky]

just make a junk Gmail account.... I have a main one, then a flyboyJUNK@gmail.com type account.

Reading comprehension is awesome! No free email accts. Which is dumb because I just made HB an awesome email acct that is anon

[Monky]

Hahaha alright. If you've got the time, hook me up and PM me the info. [Beer]

Admit it.. your new email address is awesome. [fags][fag][fagpole]

[HoneyBadger]

Admit it.. your new email address is awesome. [fags][fag][fagpole]


Oh f*cking hell... [fag]

[HoneyBadger]

Well, now I'm just "pending approval" on Arfcom... ALL I WANT TO DO IS POST INFO ABOUT POSTCARDS!!!!! @(#^&$@#*$!

[brutal]

Probably the influx of liberals making accounts on the site. Gunbroker used to be that way when I first joined.. years ago.. keeps the ones wanting to cause problems to have effort involved vs just making a free email they'll never use.

I have a few emails for causing shit :)

Your ISP should give you a valid email address to use. Like @comcast.net ... if not I can make you one on mine to use.

arfcom has been like that for a while. I registered July 2011 and required a hard email.


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[HoneyBadger]

I wonder who is gonna get post number 10,000 in the post whore thread?

[HoneyBadger]

I'll have to strategically plan it so it happens in the middle of the night... [Evil]

[HoneyBadger]

Where did everyone go? You whores actually have stuff to do? [LOL]

[Monky]

Where did everyone go? You whores actually have stuff to do? [LOL]

Well if you must know.. I was naked and touching myself. Then I got shampoo in my eye and it was no longer fun.

[HoneyBadger]

Well if you must know.. I was naked and touching myself. Then I got shampoo in my eye and it was no longer fun.

Are you sure it was shampoo? [shithitsfan]

[Monky]

Are you sure it was shampoo? [shithitsfan]

Pretty damn sure.. nothing else on me smells like peppermint .. specially nothing coming out.

[alxone]

about to start on book 2 of the scrapbook project

[bogie]

Admit it.. your new email address is awesome. [fags][fag][fagpole]

Drumroll.......................................... ..

[alxone]

scrapbook 2 update
http://www.ar-15.co/threads/80431-Scrapbook-2-of-2-%28ww2%29?p=839603#post839603
http://i.imgur.com/PSa2H.jpg

[wyzardd]

An object at rest, cannot be stopped! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[patrick0685]

You guys went through a boat load of pages last night!

it happens quick and if your not on the train you will get left behind

[patrick0685]

Wow, you whores must be RAKING in the dough! I can barely find a spare minute to stand on the corner!

i dont mess around when i whore it out i whore it out

[patrick0685]

Mine is FBI Surveillance Van

thats why no one notices when im parked in front of your house watching you

[patrick0685]

And since when do you need a "non annonymous" email address to register at ARFCOM?? I used to be registered there, but I couldn't log in or reset my password (I haven't logged in there in probably 5 years), so I tried to register for a new account, and it wouldn't let me register with a yahoo or gmail email account. WTF?


...And the problem with this is that I DO NOT HAVE any email address that is not gmail or yahoo. What the friggin hell?

been that way for a while, i dont either so i dont know how i got registered

[patrick0685]

Admit it.. your new email address is awesome. [fags][fag][fagpole]

oh i want to know so bad right now

[bogie]

When are one of you whores going to rig one of these newfangled "tapatalk" signature lines to give you free posts? As such:

[Random saying generator] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[patrick0685]

not me i dont use tapatalk

[patrick0685]

all of my whoredom will be done my me

[ray1970]

I just started using it. Even modified the "signature" to please others. [Awesom]


Sent without the Tapatalk signature to appease Ah Pook.

[patrick0685]

I wonder who is gonna get post number 10,000 in the post whore thread?


I'll have to strategically plan it so it happens in the middle of the night... [Evil]

i wont let that happen

[Skully]

I just started using it. Even modified the "signature" to please others. [Awesom]


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Thats pretty funny right there!!!! [ROFL1]

[patrick0685]

we got just over 100 post to get there it will be done soon

[patrick0685]

I just started using it. Even modified the "signature" to please others. [Awesom]


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your a nice guy

[patrick0685]

what should i eat for dinner tonight

[patrick0685]

i wander what DSB will think when he gets back on and see all this?

[patrick0685]

time to make some sweet tea...ill be back

[ray1970]

what should i eat for dinner tonight

What are your choices?


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[ray1970]

Better hurry back before the 10,000th comes up.


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[bogie]

100 to go..

[bogie]

My last post just dropped my IQ score by about 10.

[ray1970]

100 to go..

Nope. 99

[Awesom]


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[bogie]

Nope. 99

[Awesom]


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Yeah I caught myself just after submitting

[ray1970]

My last post just dropped my IQ score by about 10.

So....

How long would it take you to go 80 miles if you were driving 80 miles per hour?


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[bogie]

So....

How long would it take you to go 80 miles if you were driving 80 miles per hour?


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I can't overthink this one. Let's see...

Distance = Rate*Time

Time = Distance/Rate

Time = 80 miles/80 mph = 1 hr

[bogie]

There is a ninja 'guest' here waiting to swoop in and snipe #10,000

[ray1970]

But you forgot to factor in how many times the wheels turn every mile and how fast you can run a mile.


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[ray1970]

There is a ninja 'guest' here waiting to swoop in and snipe #10,000

We should take guesses. My guess is DSB. Probably tonight while I'm at bowling.


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[bogie]

But you forgot to factor in how many times the wheels turn every mile and how fast you can run a mile.


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$hit yeah... And the speed of that oncoming train and how much coke the amtrac driver just snorted.

[bogie]

We should take guesses. My guess is DSB. Probably tonight while I'm at bowling.


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I'm banking on JM.

[HoneyBadger]

We should take guesses. My guess is DSB. Probably tonight while I'm at bowling.


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I'm going to say... TheGinsue

[ray1970]

I'm banking on JM.

That's just too obvious.


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[bogie]

88 posts left
2 people posting
30 seconds per post

How long will it take?

[HoneyBadger]

Or Maybe J will come in and steal the show... with his 2,000,000 posts and all that...

[ray1970]

Never count out Irving either.


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[HoneyBadger]

I'd say less than 20 mins

[bogie]

I'm keeping track now.

1 Ginsue
1 JM
1 DSB

[ray1970]

I know it won't be me. I rarely post in this section and I'm leaving in a couple of minutes anyways.


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[bogie]

Okay 3 ninjas are watching now. This could get interesting.

So the ninjas are: Ginsue, JM, DSB

[bogie]

I know it won't be me. I rarely post in this section and I'm leaving in a couple of minutes anyways.


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Yeah same here. I just came in last night and ended up turning into a bit of a skank myself.

[patrick0685]

What are your choices?


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anything really because i havent started anything

[HoneyBadger]

Well, I have to leave in about 10 mins, so it probably won't be me...

[patrick0685]

Yeah same here. I just came in last night and ended up turning into a bit of a skank myself.

got a little on you did you?

[patrick0685]

Better hurry back before the 10,000th comes up.


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im back...got to let it steep

[HoneyBadger]

But I AM getting pretty close to 2000 posts!

[bogie]

Well, I have to leave in about 10 mins, so it probably won't be me...

I believe you, really I do.


got a little on you did you?

Yeah, I was going to stop at 600...

[patrick0685]

But you forgot to factor in how many times the wheels turn every mile and how fast you can run a mile.


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those will def matter and the curvature of the earth and altitude pressure in the tire there are lots of factors we still havent look into yet

[HoneyBadger]

1960...

[patrick0685]

I'm keeping track now.

1 Ginsue
1 JM
1 DSB

man im not even in the running

[HoneyBadger]

those will def matter and the curvature of the earth and altitude pressure in the tire there are lots of factors we still havent look into yet

How about relative wind speed and direction?

And the coefficient of lift generated by the wind at that speed and direction? [LOL]

[patrick0685]

But I AM getting pretty close to 2000 posts!

yes you are...keep going

[HoneyBadger]

And how about the Coriolis effect?

[patrick0685]

Yeah, I was going to stop at 600...

it always happens just one more post

[HoneyBadger]

What if you're in the Southern Hemisphere? That might change everything.... [dig]

[patrick0685]

How about relative wind speed and direction?

And the coefficient of lift generated by the wind at that speed and direction? [LOL]

and of course how many beers ive had

[HoneyBadger]

And I'm sure the gravitational pull of the moon might change things too. Is the moon at apogee or perigee?

[patrick0685]

What is you're in the Southern Hemisphere? That might change everything.... [dig]

does that mean you have to do it in reverse?

[HoneyBadger]

Any solar flares recently?

[bogie]

man im not even in the running

You just nominated yourself.

1 Ginsue
1 JM
1 DSB
1 patrick


And how about the Coriolis effect?

That works great for predicting the behavior of my toilet. BTW, does toilet water spin in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Badger! Answer your PMS.

[patrick0685]

what about solar flairs, the traction of the surface being driven on, the amount of weight in the car, what type of shoes your wearing

[HoneyBadger]

What about meteor showers?

There are TONS of factors that poor girl left out... that's why she wasn't even close!

[patrick0685]

Any solar flares recently?

damn it you called it first

[patrick0685]

she doesnt even know some of the variables she left out

[HoneyBadger]

That works great for predicting the behavior of my toilet. BTW, does toilet water spin in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere?

No. Water spins what ever way the toilet is designed to make it spin. fact.


Badger! Answer your PMS.

Sh!t! Okay!!


does that mean you have to do it in reverse?

Potentially... but don't forget about the moon! Is there a full moon? New moon? Waning? Waxing?

[patrick0685]

Badger! Answer your PMS.

badger has PMS??? or does he have a PM's?

[HoneyBadger]

Any solar flares recently?


what about solar flairs


There are TONS of factors that poor girl left out... that's why she wasn't even close!


she doesnt even know some of the variables she left out


Is there an echo in here??? [Coffee]

[patrick0685]

i think im going to watch Star Wars tonight

[HoneyBadger]

badger has PMS??? or does he have a PM's?


Hold on, my PMS is calling... I need to find some Midol! [ROFL1]

[patrick0685]

Is there an echo in here??? [Coffee]

yes...you are fast than I

[patrick0685]

Hold on, my PMS is calling... I need to find some Midol! [ROFL1]

better hurry

[patrick0685]

who misses baywatch?

[bogie]

i think im going to watch Star Wars tonight

Which one or all of them?


Hold on, my PMS is calling... I need to find some Midol! [ROFL1]

Redwings?

[Troublco]

Is there an echo in here??? [Coffee]



Did I hear something about Solar flares?? [ROFL1]

[bogie]

who misses baywatch?

I hear none of the Germans miss it.

[HoneyBadger]

Did I hear something about Solar flares?? [ROFL1]

Oh, Lordy! Here we go again! [LOL]

[patrick0685]

Which one or all of them?

Redwings?

3 or 6 depending on your count

[HoneyBadger]

JM! YOUR PMS IS CALLING YOU!!!!

[patrick0685]

Oh, Lordy! Here we go again! [LOL]

it must be a huge echo

[bogie]

3 or 6 depending on your count

Hmm. Return of the Jedi?

[Troublco]

WAYYYYYYY too much PMS going on here...

[patrick0685]

JM! YOUR PMS IS CALLING YOU!!!!

oh man JM you have been called out

[bogie]

Okay the ninjacount is now up to 5.

[patrick0685]

Hmm. Return of the Jedi?

yep

[HoneyBadger]

3 or 6 depending on your count

So... The best one? RotJ?

[patrick0685]

who is it gunna be...not DSB he doesnt run around invisible

[HoneyBadger]

Hmm. Return of the Jedi?


yep


Oh man, I got stuck on the last page again!

[patrick0685]

So... The best one? RotJ?

now who is the echo?

[HoneyBadger]

It would be cool if my 2000th post was the 10000th post here... but you guys wouldn't let me do that I'm sure... [gohome]

[Great-Kazoo]

Badger! Answer your PMS.

badger gets PM's??? All i get from JM is text. bitch

[patrick0685]

Oh man, I got stuck on the last page again!

yea that sucks

[HoneyBadger]

now who is the echo?

SO. MUCH. IS. HAPPENING! I CAN'T KEEP UP!

[patrick0685]

It would be cool if my 2000th post was the 10000th post here... but you guys wouldn't let me do that I'm sure... [gohome]

that would be quite impressive, prob wont happen

[HoneyBadger]

badger gets PM's??? All i get from JM is text. bitch

Is somebody jealous? [fag]

[patrick0685]

SO. MUCH. IS. HAPPENING! I CAN'T KEEP UP!

its really hard with the 30 sec rule

[HoneyBadger]

Oh man...




[bulls]

[Troublco]

So much drama...I'm more interested in what to have for dessert...[ROFL1]

[HoneyBadger]

Crap... I gotta go. :(

[patrick0685]

Is somebody jealous? [fag]

i get none of the above

[Troublco]

Crap... I gotta go. :(


Don't forget to wipe! [ROFL1]

[HoneyBadger]

DON'T DO IT WITHOUT MEEEEEE!

[bogie]

Well good luck to the victor. I'm out.

[patrick0685]

So much drama...I'm more interested in what to have for dessert...[ROFL1]

good question

[patrick0685]

DON'T DO IT WITHOUT MEEEEEE!


Well good luck to the victor. I'm out.

two i guess are out

[bogie]

6 ninjas now. They are going to post at the same time and push this over quick.

[patrick0685]

14 post left...and my tea is almost done

[Troublco]

6 ninjas now. They are going to post at the same time and push this over quick.


It'll just be luck of the draw...or post.

[patrick0685]

its going to be so good

[bogie]

Now it all comes down to timing.

[Troublco]

14 post left...and my tea is almost done

Then go get your tea! Gotta have your priorities...

[patrick0685]

It'll just be luck of the draw...or post.

yep there will be a delay right before 10000

[Troublco]

Now it all comes down to timing.


Yup

[bogie]

The silence before the plunge.

[patrick0685]

Then go get your tea! Gotta have your priorities...

still gotta steep for a few more min

[Troublco]

I'm thinking Butter Pecan Ice Cream....mmmmm.....

[patrick0685]

10000?

damn 12 seconds

[patrick0685]

nope...how bout now?

[bogie]

Okay who won?

[patrick0685]

damn no one posting, here goes try number 3