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Spoken from experience?
-John
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:17
Not going to make a Commando tight pants joke...
I had to go commando today. Lazy wife <ducks>
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:26
If men had their way, I'm fairly certain they wouldn't bother with pants most of the time.
Just own it.
SideShow Bob
03-29-2019, 19:30
I had to go commando today. Lazy wife <ducks>
That’s when you pray that you don’t shart.....
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:33
That’s when you pray that you don’t shart.....
TMI Bob.
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:41
I drove past Colorado Clays... again.
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:41
& I still haven't fired a shotgun, in any configuration.
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 19:47
Think I'm going to see about a remedy & soon.
I have an old school shotgun, and would be happy to entertain you shooting it.
Just let me know.
You could also shoot my 6m creedmoor.
-John
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 20:24
I have an old school shotgun, and would be happy to entertain you shooting it.
Just let me know.
You could also shoot my 6m creedmoor.
-John
Yes please. : )
I know you have a tight schedule. Can we plan for next weekend, or two weekends out? Take you to the Golden Gun Club. About as far away from Golden and still in Denver Metro area. :)
-John
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 21:55
Next weekend, or after. I will make time that works for your schedule. Thanks!
Great-Kazoo
03-29-2019, 22:00
Everything's Zen. I don't think so.
Do you know how much a suitcase full of razor blades would weigh?
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 22:41
I need a few more details if you really want a reasonable answer.
My mistake, unless it would weigh about sixteen stone. Then a happy coincidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS1ggFD6g-k
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 23:23
Silly me, I had my nerd on jibbering about block chain in another thread.
ChickNorris
03-29-2019, 23:24
Gavin is ... something.
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 04:17
Good morning.
Snow blows monkey ass....I think I've hated it since I was like born or something.
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 05:01
Orange fingers.
I've heard "It isn't Easy, being Cheesy".
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 05:04
https://youtu.be/Zvqp1nhbVYQ
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 05:06
To current day...…
https://youtu.be/hUyhzb1iMVY
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 06:05
Good morning
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 06:22
Santiago's smothered Saturday
My heartburn is telling me noooooooo
But my body
MY body
My body is telling me yes
I?ve never had heartburn. Being a heartless person has its advantages.
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 10:00
I think I had heartburn once. I was maybe 20 at the time. Explained to my co worker how odd I felt & he started laughing.
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 10:01
How was your early start to the weekend?
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 10:21
Oh yeah...the R disc golf stuff.
OtterbatHellcat
03-30-2019, 14:35
We all agree that tax time sucks, but... I'm doing them for someone else now for the first time, and it's weird. It's also not going smoothly, I kind of envy the bum in the ally right now.
That guy has simpler problems to deal with.
Here's one for CN ...
https://i.imgur.com/7XfsQqX.jpg
plus motivation for everyone else to start a new page
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 22:40
Hehehe
ChickNorris
03-30-2019, 22:41
: )
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 00:27
Here's one for CN ...
https://i.imgur.com/7XfsQqX.jpg
Flabs of Steel wire
OtterbatHellcat
03-31-2019, 02:05
Turns out UTI's and 102 temps amplify dementia characteristics. Three digit dial, ambulance ride, and spend the day in the ER trying to comfort an ailing old man.
Finally got him into a room and came home to collapse. What a day.
Trying to get tax document/law firm/trust information.... from a borderline incoherent mom who isn't answering the phone now, and the reaper tugging at my GF's fathers feet.
There are better coins to flip.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 07:09
Sorry you're overwhelmed OBC.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 07:10
Good morning
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 07:19
: )
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 12:38
Im bored.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 12:53
Bored
Bored
Bored
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 13:56
Effing bored
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 14:38
Today's word is: concede
Like peewee's playhouse
Sorry to hear about the gf's Dad, OBC. ER visits are never fun.
I can not remember the last time I was bored. Too many projects plus I just bought a house to flip.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 16:58
Im not idle, just disinterested.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 16:58
Space monkey
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 17:01
space cowboy, i know you know where it's at .
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:01
Same play, same characters, same scene ... only the props are different.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:03
Hooray for new props.
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 17:04
Same play, same characters, same scene ... only the props are different.
Turn the page. Time for you to get in to a nice shotgun, then 2 or 3 gun.
or..............................................
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:04
Before it all goes in a bin.
12 gauge will take the boredom out of life
SideShow Bob
03-31-2019, 17:17
You need an old Ithaca model 37 featherweight.
Talk about shotgun fun......
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:22
I see there are quite a few variations including a 'deerslayer'
I like to mag dump slugs out of my Vepr. Very therapeutic.
I should say I liked to prior to the tragic boating accident.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:32
Call it percussion therapy.
I'm in.
SideShow Bob
03-31-2019, 17:35
Just make sure it is old enough that it doesn’t have the disconnecter. Then you can fire it at semi-auto speeds.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:36
Now you're just flirting Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cjN_16HHAk
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 17:47
Yeah, I've played with a similar magazine coupler.
I suck at changing mags quickly on the Tavor, so I think I need to watch this a few more times.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 18:03
Only got to play with a Tavor once & not enough to fret over speed reloading for the weird azz magwell location.
The 2 mag coupler I tried out was in lieu of using speed pouches on my belt. For the wee bit of use I gave it, I thought it was more in the way than helpful when I was doing barricades.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 18:05
But that's all I know how to do really so I have weird gaps in knowledge & experience.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 18:07
Learn & do more everyday.
I love the Tavor. Accurate as hell. I have an illuminated Burris 1 x 4 on it and a Geissele trigger pack in it. You're welcome to come shoot it if you're ever slumming in the springs.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 18:45
I love the Tavor. Accurate as hell. I have an illuminated Burris 1 x 4 on it and a Geissele trigger pack in it. You're welcome to come shoot it if you're ever slumming in the springs.
Yes please. : )
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 19:52
Oddly enough, no matter how hard i tried. I couldn't get to like the Tavor. Bulky, not ergo friendly and IMO really unfriendly suppressed.
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 20:10
as the day winds down.
https://i.imgur.com/dNvWd8gh.jpg
Oddly enough, no matter how hard i tried. I couldn't get to like the Tavor. Bulky, not ergo friendly and IMO really unfriendly suppressed.Glad to hear it sucks suppressed. After waiting well over a year for my last can, will be awhile before I get another.
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Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 20:26
Glad to hear it sucks suppressed. After waiting well over a year for my last can, will be awhile before I get another.
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Oh it does. Even more interesting, is those who rave about it. Not on a forum, but at the range say it sucks suppressed. Like anything one spends $$$$ on, they're less likely to admit it.
ChickNorris
03-31-2019, 20:42
Im out. Night folks
as the day winds down.
https://i.imgur.com/dNvWd8gh.jpg
Looks a lot like southern Colorado.
Great-Kazoo
03-31-2019, 21:38
Looks a lot like southern Colorado.
With a lot less snow. More so, reminds me of driving west / south on 285 through Fairplay.
Which looks like western Wyo, parts of S. Id, Eastern Ore, N. Nv and eastern CA from just north of fresno up to Sacramento, crossing 80. Outside of the lic plates a lot of the area looks the same. We always joke when driving, what state are we in? Only thing different is the lic plates and peoples accents.
OtterbatHellcat
03-31-2019, 22:02
I have weird gaps in knowledge & experience.
This reality increases with age for several different reasons, imo.
OtterbatHellcat
03-31-2019, 22:13
Hope everyone has a good week.
Sucks suppressed in what way?
Great-Kazoo
04-01-2019, 00:00
Sucks suppressed in what way?
Being a bullpup design your face is right there. All that blow back gets in ones face once rounds start moving. . Hence, it sucks, suppressed.
It's a bullpup i really wanted to like when it came out. After shooting a few, ergonomically uncomfortable, clunky manual of arms transitioning from an AR or even AK. Over priced for what it is, heavier than one would think looking at it.
Give me a AUG or clone of if i'm going to shoot a bullpup. OR (wishful thinking) an updated version of the early Bushmaster (Qwinn Firearms) ARM pistol
Did i mention, it sucks shooting suppressed ?
If you remember, the can I bought ejects the majority of gases out the front. I'm very interested to try it on my guns as it's supposed to not need an adjustable gas block as it doesn't change the pressure coming out of the chamber side. Supposedly. I have almost zero first hand experience with cans. Sounds like it may make a bull pup potentially more comfortable to shoot suppressed.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:29
Poit
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:33
I have weird gaps in knowledge & experience.
This reality increases with age for several different reasons, imo.
Yes. Though I was speaking to my use of firearms altogether as I only begun a little over 9 months ago. Much of y'all have a lifetime head start.
That's good for a laugh for someone out there, I'm sure.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:35
Im out. Night folks
That didn?t last long.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:41
Hiya Fentonite.
Funny, seems I got bored with it too.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:43
Boredom and Insomnia. Two great tastes that taste great together.
I didn't grow up with guns.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:45
Why does that remind me of a commercial?
: )
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:46
Folks who didn’t grow up with guns are, admittedly, often better shots than those of us who have a lifetime of bad habits to overcome.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:46
Because I’m not original
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:47
I didn't grow up with guns.
No? What or rather when did you develop interest?
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:48
Because I’m not original
Um... A1 steak sauce?
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:48
Mmmm. Steak.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:49
Agreed
I was in my early 20's and one day I quite literally said to myself, "I'm an adult, why the fuck don't I have a gun?"
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:51
I went to a new place in Denver called Hanks. Really good Texas bbq. If I could embed a pic I'd show you just how good. They didn't have steak though.
I had gotten jumped several months before, but I can't honestly say how much that experience contributed to me getting into guns. I was on the path already, and a gun would not have helped the situation in which I found myself when I was jumped. There was speration between the two events, but I drank the Kool aid pretty hard for the self defense aspect.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 00:55
Is that when you started Martial Arts too?
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 00:56
I’ll have to try Hanks. Years ago I posted a pic of some good Texas bbq, complete with a Shiner Bock, while on a trip there. Lots of things that make me want to move there. Countered by plenty that prevent it.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:01
Looking for a pic of bbq and stumbled across a pic that a friend took of my .260. That was a nice day.
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/0EB882E0-B1AD-46B4-857E-1EF4CBA8BE73-74799-00000F173FAA5CAA.jpg (http://s841.photobucket.com/user/fentonite/media/0EB882E0-B1AD-46B4-857E-1EF4CBA8BE73-74799-00000F173FAA5CAA.jpg.html)
If you remember, the can I bought ejects the majority of gases out the front. I'm very interested to try it on my guns as it's supposed to not need an adjustable gas block as it doesn't change the pressure coming out of the chamber side. Supposedly. I have almost zero first hand experience with cans. Sounds like it may make a bull pup potentially more comfortable to shoot suppressed.
I've never had to fiddle with the gas port or much of anything on any of my AR's to run suppressed. I may have swapped in heavier buffers on a few. Just gotta eat a little powda sometimes.
Shooting with a piston gun (my Sig 716P) is so much more enjoyable.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:18
Posting for Chick:
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/7E2C194A-639C-4930-A659-82965DD1B814.jpg (http://s841.photobucket.com/user/fentonite/media/7E2C194A-639C-4930-A659-82965DD1B814.jpg.html)
Out of pure laziness, where is this place?
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 01:18
Looking for a pic of bbq and stumbled across a pic that a friend took of my .260. That was a nice day.
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/0EB882E0-B1AD-46B4-857E-1EF4CBA8BE73-74799-00000F173FAA5CAA.jpg (http://s841.photobucket.com/user/fentonite/media/0EB882E0-B1AD-46B4-857E-1EF4CBA8BE73-74799-00000F173FAA5CAA.jpg.html)
That looks like a perfect day
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 01:20
Hanks just opened a few weeks back & is on E. Colfax & Grape street. They are closed Monday and Tuesday.
https://www.hankstexasbarbecue.com
Thanks for posting my pic Fentonite. : )
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:21
Hanks just opened a few weeks back & is on E. Colfax & Grape street.
ok, thats close. gonna try it.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:22
Stu - what type of martial arts do you practice?
I don't practice any martial arts. I'm not sure where that came from. My kid has been doing Jiu Jitsu, and just as I decided that I should join as well, work picked up and I can't make the time now. :(
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 01:31
I thought you also practiced with her, I must have misremembered one of your posts.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:32
I don't practice any martial arts. I'm not sure where that came from. My kid has been doing Jiu Jitsu, and just as I decided that I should join as well, work picked up and I can't make the time now. :(
I can't say it would've surprised me though.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 01:47
ok, thats close. gonna try it.
Not as close as I thought. For some reason I heard Grove when you said Grape. And they're closed until Wednesday, Still gonna try them though.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 01:50
If for some reason you're not full on meat coma after going... Nuggs iced cream is 3 blocks down so it's worth the short drive for either or both.
I like the blueberry in a waffle cone.
Fentonite
04-01-2019, 02:00
on the radar.
Im out. Gnite.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 02:01
Night Fentonite
On the radar indeed. After eating at Dickey's for all these years, Colorado BBQ owes me.
Hi ho, hi ho, it?s off to work I go.
Great-Kazoo
04-01-2019, 09:01
Hi ho, hi ho, it?s off to work I go.
Work? I remember work, like it was only years ago ;)
Great-Kazoo
04-01-2019, 19:10
How conveeeenient
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 19:30
Shitty day all around.
Now I'm gonna slide into this uncomfortable evening with a fucking smile on my face. Relatives quartered in house now, I'm going to be NICE.
14.5 hours today. Looks like I?ll be off plenty early on Thursday to start my weekend.
14.5 hours today. Looks like I?ll be off plenty early on Thursday to start my weekend.
Doesn't it need to be 16 to be legal?
I know trying to put 27 hours of time on one day doesn't work out so well. Not sure what's special or magical about 16.
I know trying to put 27 hours of time on one day doesn't work out so well. Not sure what's special or magical about 16.
Tried to put in 32 once (using 1.5 numbers). It didn't pass. I had to sandbag other days.
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 21:24
14.5 is a really long day, Ray. Then again, that's about where I was working at DIA on that second job for ...8 or so months. 7 days a week.
I don't know how I pulled it off, looking back on it. I'll never be able to do that again I don't think.
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 21:28
32?....jesus, Brutal.
Maybe with an 8-ball...ha.
I've actually worked 32 hours straight once.
Talk about Brutal.
I did a 25 hour overnight job 3(?) weeks ago. Then got called about an hour after I crawled in bed. Then again 2 hours after I crawled back in the second time.
32?....jesus, Brutal.
Maybe with an 8-ball...ha.
That one wasn't actually 32, it was actually 22 hours plus OT (guess that was 33).
That 32 straight was moving AMR from their on-prem DC in Centennial to Viawest. Some stuff wasn't pushed over the wire, but onto a truck.
Centennial Cops showed up too as we were rolling stuff out.
Seems the facilities mgr didn't let the building owners know we were robbing the place that night.
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 21:39
It was so long ago when we dealt with AMR. I think their HQ was at Evans an Colo.
I have a few funny pics I should show you some day, I did all their vehicle graphics when they first came to town.
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 21:41
'94/'95.
OtterbatHellcat
04-01-2019, 21:52
Hell....I wasn't broken back then, lol.
Goodnight everyone.
'94/'95.
We moved here in 92. Wife was working as a medic for Reed before AMR bought them, then worked AMR as well.
"HQ" then was probably dispatch. Corp is down in Centennial by Fiddlers. But I didn't start doing them until 2004 or so.
ChickNorris
04-01-2019, 23:45
I prefer 20 hr work days but I'm wired different than most folks.
That?s twisted.
I?m cool with 10-12 hours. Anything over that and I don?t want anything to do with it.
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 07:21
Im a machine. ; )
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 07:23
Giggle
Great-Kazoo
04-02-2019, 07:58
Im a machine. ; )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zx6RXGNISk
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 10:21
Used up my creepy crazy quota for the week in just one paragraph this morning. Unfortunately for y'all, I did it in a text so you won't get enjoy it.
: p
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 10:23
Word of the day is: Neener
Like peewee's playhouse
BladesNBarrels
04-02-2019, 10:55
I'd neener knot!
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 10:57
Did she like it?
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 10:58
Did you neener knot so good?
Wait....whut?
Great-Kazoo
04-02-2019, 11:56
Not neener enough to satisfy either one
Im a machine. ; )
I think you meant tool.
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 15:10
Ahahahahahahaha
Ouch
It may be sexist to say, but only men are tools.
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Grant H.
04-02-2019, 16:55
It may be sexist to say, but only men are tools.
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You're right...
Women are appliances...
*Ducks, runs, hides, and tells himself that that was dumb...*
[Sarcasm2]
[dig]
Lol
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ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 16:59
Tempted... but,
I'm not going to start listing funny names for anatomical ...
after a few lol's, it'll frighten the adults & get me banned.
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 17:03
Word jumbles anyone?
Snicker
BladesNBarrels
04-02-2019, 17:05
Word jumbles anyone?
Snicker
knercsi
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 17:07
Usasgea wetall
Great-Kazoo
04-02-2019, 18:01
on kufs vnige
Auto correct hates fun..
Sent from somewhere...
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 18:34
Auto correct hates fun...
Apparently so
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 21:00
Zort troZ
Great-Kazoo
04-02-2019, 21:12
By the way, which one's pink ?
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 22:00
Pardon?
Come in here dear boy, have a cigar
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 22:18
Tap tap tap...
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 22:21
Guess I fold. Night folks.
Pink Floyd, Have a Cigar, off Wish you were here album.
Fentonite
04-02-2019, 22:30
We call it Riding the Gravy Train
ChickNorris
04-02-2019, 23:25
While I own an original vinyl pressing, not really my thing, not enough to quote anyway. Sorry.
Great-Kazoo
04-03-2019, 00:40
We call it Riding the Gravy Train
You'd better watch out. There's dogs about.
Fentonite
04-03-2019, 00:50
That one didn’t click, had to look it up. And I thought senility only affected new memories.
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 02:25
I actually thought there were other night owls on here. Apparently not
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 03:55
Bored
It?s not night. It?s morning.
Time for some bacon, eggs and coffee.
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 05:14
Agreed. Coffee
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 05:15
Good morning folks
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 06:31
: )
It's tow the trailer day!
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 07:57
Its a beautiful easy day for just that.
Great-Kazoo
04-03-2019, 09:09
Who ever came up with the idea and gave the ok to implement the Phone Tree should be executed
How's the trailer towing day going?
Who ever came up with the idea and gave the ok to implement the Phone Tree should be executed
I give up. What?s a phone tree?
Third one of these if that tells you how much fun I?m having at work this week.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190404/50a6832f3cd214f95ba10d54c10e57aa.jpg
How's the trailer towing day going?
Truck started off 2 GALLONS low on oil. Brake controller didn't work at all. I made it. Front of the trailer was covered in oil by the time that we got there (two hours late), but I made it.
Third one of these if that tells you how much fun I?m having at work this week.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190404/50a6832f3cd214f95ba10d54c10e57aa.jpg
Fiesta, siesta or donkey show?
OtterbatHellcat
04-03-2019, 21:12
Sayin howdy.
My truck wouldn't start today. WTF?
Sitting since the last storm blew through here 3 weeks ago, but that never happened once with the 13 year old batteries I had in there up until they got unreliable the last year. I have left it sit for 6-8 weeks and it always fired right up. I'm wondering if one or both of the batteries froze.
Fentonite
04-03-2019, 22:10
I’d say you got your money’s worth from 13 years of battery life.
Fentonite
04-03-2019, 22:14
I’m out already. 12 hour shift in the morning. Not that I’m gonna sleep - I have an interesting job possibility in the discussion phase, and my mind is spinning. Gonna be a tough decision.
ChickNorris
04-03-2019, 22:26
Come back here you rabbit.
Nighty night
Good night everyone.
1996 F-250 diesel by the way. Definitely a leak that needs looked at.
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 00:33
I’m out already. 12 hour shift in the morning. Not that I’m gonna sleep - I have an interesting job possibility in the discussion phase, and my mind is spinning. Gonna be a tough decision.
Tough for the opportunity, or potential move out of state?
I’d say you got your money’s worth from 13 years of battery life.
I agree.
I reviewed my post and didn't make it clear that these are new batteries just over a year old.
These 18 month old Deka's that are in there now is what has me concerned.
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 00:56
I agree.
I reviewed my post and didn't make it clear that these are new batteries just over a year old.
These 18 month old Deka's that are in there now is what has me concerned.
Sounds like it's time to don the coonskin cap and give em the old yeller treatment.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:00
Teehee, I get to try a shotgun soon.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:01
Huh, that reads a bit funny now doesn't it?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:02
Good morning folks
Grant H.
04-04-2019, 09:30
Morning!
Any idea what kind of shotgun you get to try?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:41
Yep.
: )
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:42
Old timey with a dial a choke
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:43
Might even slam fire if I'm lucky.
Giggle snort
Old timey with a dial a choke
That used to be my favorite 1-900 number!
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:48
That used to be my favorite 1-900 number!
Lookin for a cougar were ya?
Wait...whut?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 09:49
Mossberg 550 based design
Grant H.
04-04-2019, 10:13
My first time firing a shotgun was an old Winchester Model 12, old enough that it still had the "feature" of if you hold the trigger and pump it, when the bolt locks, it fires...
Being 12 at the time, I was told to "Pull the trigger, pump the gun, and keep going"...
The nice old guy teaching me to shoot a shotgun (I'd had BB guns since I was much younger - hurray 40 acre horse farm with pigeons) was in no way trying to trick me into what followed, but it happened...
Pull the trigger, it fires, never release the trigger, pump the action, BLAM! Unsuspecting 12yo going "WTF??? (only 12yo less vulgar version) I didn't pull the trigger!!"
Old man is apologizing to my dad, making sure I'm fine, etc... Dad's laughing his ass off because of the expression I had on my face... Good times...
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 10:21
: )
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 10:28
Touchier Beast...
Im still laughing & there's not even a 'k'.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 10:30
Word of the day found me first, two actually.
Like peewee's playhouse
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 11:49
Squirrel a day this week... spring has sprung.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 11:51
All I can do not to go eat ribs or brisket @ Hanks bbq for lunch.
It was so good last time.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 12:04
Ribs & rounds. Rounds & ribs.
Sounds like a perfect day doesn't it?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 12:09
Brisket & bullets!
Though incorrect, the gist is there.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 12:10
Meats & magazines!
Giggle snort
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 12:15
Think there's a rack joke in there somewhere...
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 13:59
Think there's a rack joke in there somewhere...
As in someone's not playing with a full rack.
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 14:00
Think there's a rack joke in there somewhere...
Or WOW! Nice Rack [X]
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 14:02
FINALLY................. been hearing about this little taco shop in a row of questionable building in town. Ordered a chicken burrito. Not only did they get the order right. The thing was packed with chicken and... green chilies :) Lunch for 3 was $24.
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 14:34
As in someone's not playing with a full rack.
Or WOW! Nice Rack [X]
Keeping with the theme, I was thinking of rack the slide & rack of ribs for doubling your rack pleasure ... but who needs subtly & innuendo when you've got a great kazoo?
Snicker
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 16:28
Keeping with the theme, I was thinking of rack the slide & rack of ribs for doubling your rack pleasure ... but who needs subtly & innuendo when you've got a great kazoo?
Snicker
better than cocking the hammer ?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 16:58
better than cocking the hammer ?
I thought the phraseology was something like 'crush it'...?
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 17:24
I thought the phraseology was something like 'crush it'...?
depends . if there's a safe word involved
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 17:25
I know Wyome's safe word.
; )
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 17:26
& I quote "Ummmm...."
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 17:28
Giggle worthy in it's own sweet, vanilla way.
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 17:29
But do you know the safe combo?
ChickNorris
04-04-2019, 17:59
Um, so by my standards that just got weird.
I must not know what that means. I thought we were still on 1 handed rack racks.
Back from BFE.
Four days in southwest Kansas and southeast Colorado is just about enough to make you want to eat a bullet.
Great-Kazoo
04-04-2019, 21:44
Back from BFE.
Four days in southwest Kansas and southeast Colorado is just about enough to make you want to eat a bullet.
Lead poisoning
OtterbatHellcat
04-04-2019, 22:26
Sayin howdy.
I know Wyome's safe word.
; )
How did I get mentioned when shit gets weird in here?
I'm the most well behaved person in the PWT...
Good evening and Good Night.... going in early is killing me smalls
Fentonite
04-05-2019, 00:41
Tough for the opportunity, or potential move out of state?
Tough on multiple counts. Won’t be moving. (Details edited so I don’t jinx myself)
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 02:09
That does sound like something worth consideration.
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 06:57
G'morning folks
Great-Kazoo
04-05-2019, 08:04
Bienvenidos al viernes mis amigos
tener un buen tiempo disparando
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 18:16
Well, I was busy because I was out shooting a shotgun for the first time.
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 18:22
I think Brutal said something to the tone of as much fun as one can have while still wearing clothes.
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 18:26
Yep.
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 18:29
Few more models to try first but safe to say I'll have a proper 3 gun inventory right soon.
What shottie were ya shooting?
ChickNorris
04-05-2019, 18:56
Um, heavy lead load 12 gauge 7 1/2 shot.
Is that what you asked?
No...but that is good enuff. Is that a typical ammo load for 3 gun?
SideShow Bob
04-05-2019, 19:42
All the three gun matches that I competed in were buck & slug.
But that was back in the 80s, well before the man bun was even thought up. Other than in ancient wood block prints from Japan.
OtterbatHellcat
04-05-2019, 19:48
Howdy all.
Great-Kazoo
04-05-2019, 20:36
Um, heavy lead load 12 gauge 7 1/2 shot.
Is that what you asked?
What model / brand. was the question. Mossberg, Remington, Winchester, etc?
Sounds like you had a good time, dressed ;)
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