The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

270

I just read my last post and it made no sense. I apologize.

[BuffCyclist]

271

795. Not much going on. Wait, are you guys watching my progress and reading my posts on a big screen in a room?

[BuffCyclist]

272

Another achievement unlocked. I'll tell you about it later. And yes, cool story broseph.

[BuffCyclist]

273

Starting to feel weird. Like I'm all used up on the inside. Whatever shall I do with myself after this run is over.

[TheBelly]

It was fun to watch you ramble. Time to break up the party.

[BuffCyclist]

But...but I almost became a HeptaHo... Or something. I lost track. Lets see, unlocked achievements tonight:

Page 1145 - Owned by me
Page 1146 - Owned by me
Page 1147 - Owned by me
Page 1148 - Owned by me
Page 1149 - Owned by me
Page 1150 - Owned by me
Ho
DoubleHo
TripleHo
QuadHO
PENTAHO!
HEXAHO!!!

Final run post count: 273. Impressive. Thank you Belly for saving me from this commitment!! I am forever in your debt [LOL]

[buffalobo]

Sneaky bitch.

[BuffCyclist]

I'd challenge you to beat that run, but that'd be mean challenging you to the impossible. [LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

Dangggggg... Did I miss anything in the last 6 pages?

[BuffCyclist]

Dangggggg... Did I miss anything in the last 6 pages?

Nope. Just a couple new records. .. [Tooth]

-Sent from my Galaxy S4 while ducking for cover.

[mcjhr]

Nice run BC!

[waxthis]

WTF is going on here?

[waxthis]

M&P shield vs Sig 938 blackout?

[mcjhr]

WTF is going on here?

Free ho'ing

[HoneyBadger]

lol Thanks for the synopsis BC. I think I had a run of 7 or 8 pages a while back... It would have been maybe a year and a half ago? Not sure. Either way, well done! You're going to pass me in no time!

[waxthis]

[flamingo]..

[HoneyBadger]

[flamingo]..




[werdo]

[brutal]

255

Or maybe I'll just do like everyone else, and sell it without the harddrives. That would give me two more 160gb drives to use as external hdds.

DOD wipe if you do sell the HD's.

[brutal]

M&P shield vs Sig 938 blackout?

P938 will def require a trigger upgrade/fix. My Equinox is the absolute worst trigger ever. 10.5 flippin pounds of grit. Even worse than the 716Patrol GI trigger when I first got it.

[brutal]

Nope. Just a couple new records. .. [Tooth]

-Sent from my Galaxy S4 while ducking for cover.

Hasn't it already been established that night-time runs in TPWT are DQ?

I call shenanigan's.

[brutal]

I mean, a trifecta during the day is one thing.

[brutal]

But five posts mid day?

that's something!

[brutal]

or even six

[brutal]

or seven?

when will this end?

[brutal]

OMG, can he make it to eight?

I really should get back to work.

[brutal]

will nine push it to another page?

let's see

[brutal]

that took me longer to write, delaying my tenth post on a busy busy Monday.

[brutal]

when will page 1152 come? on the eleventieth post?

[brutal]

how about 12?

I should make time to throw in a smilie or two.

[brutal]

Oh no's 13 is unlucky.

[panic]

[brutal]

well no poltergeist for 14

and i had to wait 14 seconds longer after hitting the post button

[brutal]

<crickets>15</crickets>

[brutal]

somebody please stop me 16 is probably a personal best.

[brutal]

17

really, I need to get back to work. Or at least gab a cup of joe before 20

[HoneyBadger]

STOP THIS MADNESS!

[brutal]

there are members here that can put an end to this. maybe not 18 though.

[HoneyBadger]

You're welcome. [ROFL1]

[brutal]

STOP THIS MADNESS!

THANK YOU!

later.

[brutal]

twilight zone for sure.

[brutal]

I propose a new TPWT rule:

If you announce a run, you are not allowed to bail until relieved of your post. get it? "post."

[mcjhr]

I can do a run no problem

[waxthis]

[flamingo]..

[OtterbatHellcat]

Midday howdy from the phone....its a pain in the ass btw.

[HoneyBadger]

hey OBC!

[mcjhr]

Hey HB!

[waxthis]

Hey Wax!

[HoneyBadger]

Hey HB!

Hey McJunior!


Heya Wax!

[waxthis]

Going through withdrawals...Gave up Santiago's breakfast burrito's...I will however continue to have an Indian Taco every Friday!

[BuffCyclist]

I propose a new TPWT rule:

If you announce a run, you are not allowed to bail until relieved of your post. get it? "post."

I thought that already was a rule...





eta: And because I am a tired, worn out ho, I am not going to make another post in here until the chafing goes away, which might be a while. Anyone have some ointment I can borrow? [Whacko]

[brutal]

I thought that already was a rule...





eta: And because I am a tired, worn out ho, I am not going to make another post in here until the chafing goes away, which might be a while. Anyone have some ointment I can borrow? [Whacko]

Murdock's sells Watkins Salve. As my pa used to say, "Good for colds, molds, and sore assholes."

[mcjhr]

Damn I love a good nap.

[buffalobo]

They was just doing what ho's do, ho's run. :thumbup:

[bogie]

Hey haux!

[bogie]

Holy fukballz BC that was impressive if not a bit annoying that I had to scroll through all that.

[mcjhr]

Hey haux!

Ho Hough hoe!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, shit I heard about that, trying to navigate from my phone I got lost on pages, and the connection sucked...blah blah.

I'll have to go back and review its authenticity, of course.. :D

That BC is kind of a sneaky bastard, you know, one of those sneery type fellas with beady eyes and all that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Evening howdy to the ho bitches.

Wax, you trying to do some kind of dieting or weight loss program, or just saving some dough, or?

I just did my first upper body at the gym tonight, and officially back on the three day a week program now. I didn't over do anything on the shoulder for rotator cuff motion, but I did pick some higher weights for non RC motion. Probably wasn't a good idea, but I did it anyways. I'm about to have less time per week now, but whatever...I need to get back to doing it. Mon&Fri upper body, Wed leg night.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Now to hit the music practice hard, lesson tomorrow night.

Warm up, scales, practice two songs, more scales, and then I can mess around.

[mcjhr]

Now to hit the music practice hard, lesson tomorrow night.

Warm up, scales, practice two songs, more scales, and then I can mess around.

What instrument?

[brutal]

What instrument?

Skin flute

[BuffCyclist]

Hey ho's, who is ready for another run?! [Shock]

[brutal]

Run away, run away!

[mcjhr]

I can go all night!

[mcjhr]

Also, that's what she said!

[BuffCyclist]

Oh I wasn't volunteering to do the run, heck no. I might take early retirement.

[mcjhr]

Oh I wasn't volunteering to do the run, heck no. I might take early retirement.

With the amount of nonsense in my brain I could hit 1k tonight.

[BuffCyclist]

Go for it, everyone likes a good run!

[mcjhr]

I read something about there being rules? Is this true?

[BuffCyclist]

Once you start, you can't stop until someone stops you. Its very risky business at night.

Also, you have to number each post so people can count them. You get Ho status at 40 posts in a row, and true ho status after you fill a page. Anything beyond that, and you're golden. Oh, and 273 is the number to beat. [LOL]

[mcjhr]

Better get a fat dip going!

[mcjhr]

I saw the 273 and read them all. Quite entertaining!

[waxthis]

That skin flute crack has me on edge.

[waxthis]

Did I mention I had to squeeze my cats anal glands last night.... Ya,that was fun.

[BuffCyclist]

Did I mention I got to squeeze my cats anal glands last night.... Ya,that was fun!

FIFY... [ROFL1]

[mcjhr]

I'm hoping its medical related!

Cat supository?

[waxthis]

Oh hell ya it was medical related!....Although I'm not sure what the hell the cat thought.

[mcjhr]

Not sure which of you had it worse.

[waxthis]

Not sure which of you had it worse.

Lmao...ya.

[HoneyBadger]

Wow... Surprised you didn't get clawed.

[bogie]

Does a cats anal juice smell as bad as a dogs? Or worse?

[waxthis]

Wow... Surprised you didn't get clawed.

Took two volunteers to hold him down....18 lbs of muscle on that dude...whoa!

[waxthis]

Does a cats anal juice smell as bad as a dogs? Or worse?

Uhmmmm...I'm not going to find out...:p

[mcjhr]

Does a cats anal juice smell as bad as a dogs? Or worse?

I'm never drinking juice again.

[BuffCyclist]

I feel this thread has taken a turn for the worse...

[bogie]

I have to do this to my dog, well the vet does it anyway. We call it butt milking...

[mcjhr]

Butt milking, sounds like a highly technical term.

[waxthis]

Ok now, where were we.

[bogie]

I thought as much. She's not crazy about it, but you can tell she feels better afterwards.

[waxthis]

I thought as much. She's not crazy about it, but you can tell she feels better afterwards.

For sure.

[brutal]

Did I mention I had to squeeze my cats anal glands last night.... Ya,that was fun.

Next time you're in Parker, you can stop in and do ours.

[brutal]

Oh, and I'm gonna go puke now.

[mcjhr]

This doggie sitting thing makes me want a dog now

[KS63]

My dog needs it done too. He keeps draggin' ass on the floor.

[buffalobo]

Did I mention I had to squeeze my cats anal glands last night.... Ya,that was fun.

This definitely qualifies for punch on man card. Bravery, compassion, duty, good man wax. [rockon]

I'd just give the vet the 35 bucks. [Coffee]

[buffalobo]

Took two volunteers to hold him down....18 lbs of muscle on that dude...whoa!

I don't think I would do it if Chuck Norris was holding him down.

[Great-Kazoo]

Also, that's what she said!

Judging by the pictures she showed me. The only going all night for you was SLEEP!

[Great-Kazoo]

Took two volunteers to hold him down....18 lbs of muscle on that dude...whoa!

Wrap the cat in a towel and it's a 1 person job.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Skin flute? Ha ha ha heh heh he he....and, no.

That would be the geetar, mcJunior.

[bogie]

Get him high on catnip first to take the edge off. Seems to work well for colorado drivers..

[bogie]

Wrap the cat in a towel and it's a 1 person job.

Im not going there....

[mcjhr]

Skin flute? Ha ha ha heh heh he he....and, no.

That would be the geetar, mcJunior.

Nice! I dabble into a little 6string magic myself.

[Great-Kazoo]

Im not going there....

It's one of the best, non medical ways to restrain small animals.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Bogie.

MC, how long you been messin with it?

[bogie]

Never mind Jim my mind was in the gutter, as usual.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's one of the best, non medical ways to restrain small animals.

Jim is right about the towel method, it works.

[bogie]

Heya Bogie.

MC, how long you been messin with it?


Suuuuuuuuup ho?

[mcjhr]

Heya Bogie.

MC, how long you been messin with it?

14yrs or so....and I still suck!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Winding down from a long day, Bogie.

You busy Saturday?

[HoneyBadger]

14yrs or so....and I still suck!
Wait.... Are we still talking about guitars?? [ROFL1]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Just checking in on you hoes. What's up?

[OtterbatHellcat]

14yrs or so....and I still suck!

LMAO....it's a bitch, man. Ya gotta make yourself do stuff ya don't really want to do, and keep playing.

Cool that you have an interest in it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait.... Are we still talking about guitars?? [ROFL1]

After reading the below post, who knows?


LMAO....it's a bitch, man. Ya gotta make yourself do stuff ya don't really want to do, and keep playing.

Cool that you have an interest in it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just checking in on you hoes. What's up?

HC...good to see ya. Just sayin howdy for a few, and heading to bed pretty soon, myself.

[mcjhr]

LOL I thought I had a gutter mind! ;)

[bogie]

Winding down from a long day, Bogie.

You busy Saturday?

I dunno..my mom was supposed to fly in Thursday for a week but something came up and she may cancel her trip.

whacchu ga goin ahn?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sick bastards can turn anything wholesome into homophobic horseshit.....lol

[bogie]

http://youtu.be/7mdIWaRi-7c

[OtterbatHellcat]

whacchu ga goin ahn?

Well, I hope stuff ends up being alright with your ma, flight or not, but might be headed out for some fun on Sat.

[OtterbatHellcat]

And, with that, I suppose........

Have a great rest of the night, for those of you who can still afford to stay up.

Goodnight, and peace, ho bitches.

:)

[BuffCyclist]

Yes....Yes... leave you dirty hos... let me work my magic...

[my precious

[mcjhr]

Later obc.

[mcjhr]

Bit quiet in here, I may be forced to do something about it.

[wax_job]

Who just grabbed my ass...................

No one would grab your ass after you ate that....

[wax_job]

Well, thought it would last longer than it did... But 6mo in, and I'm already itching for a new mode of transportation....

[wax_job]

My wife asked me once if I would trade her in too since I do everything else...

[wax_job]

Waxjob Jr. Turned 2 today. I'm a proud papa. 39347

[brutal]

Waxjob Jr. Turned 2 today. I'm a proud papa. 39347

Happy Birthday Waxjob Jr!

[waxthis]

Wrap the cat in a towel and it's a 1 person job.

Uhmm... You do know the difference between a guinea pig and a cat right?

[waxthis]

Happy birthday little one...Thank god you diden't get you're dad's teeth...:p

[BuffCyclist]

Did I just fart?

[waxthis]

Did I just fart?

It's ok you know... Unless the sound cracked that big lens.

[BuffCyclist]

I'm home now, so if I cracked the mirror that is 24 miles away by farting, we've got problems.

[waxthis]

I'm home now, so if I cracked the mirror that is 24 miles away by farting, we've got problems.

Lmao.. I would say so!

[wax_job]

Speaking of farts, I have defiled my chair at work for so long I simply have to sit down in the morning to get perfumed

[waxthis]

Speaking of farts, I have defiled my chair at work for so long I simply have to sit down in the morning to get perfumed

[shit-happens].........................[LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

[shit-happens].........................[LOL]

Hopefully not!

[mcjhr]

Sharting is never pretty.

[Joe_K]

Goal #1 for the day, No Guns pointed at ma face.


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

[Great-Kazoo]

Uhmm... You do know the difference between a guinea pig and a cat right?

Yes the cat has claws. A "cute" guinea pig can tear a sizable chunk out of your hand. The towel is standard OP for restraining small / domestic / household animals.

[HoneyBadger]

Well, thought it would last longer than it did... But 6mo in, and I'm already itching for a new mode of transportation....

What are you using now that isn't working?

And Happy Birthday to your little one!

[waxthis]

Why o why can't I find this here........................[thumb down1]

39349

[bogie]

Morning haux

Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk

[Great-Kazoo]

Why o why can't I find this here........................[thumb down1]

39349


But you can. Surprised you're not a lifetime member.
http://www.beermonthclub.com/?from_ppc=1&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BingBeer2

[waxthis]

^^^^^ I wish...I was actually a member a few years back, got a few bad and skunky beers and cancelled my membership...

[KS63]

Was reading the state law regarding firearms in my home state of Hawaii and It's illegal to own an "assault pistol". WTF is that exactly?

[BuffCyclist]

Full Auto Uzi? [Dunno]

[BuffCyclist]

So, were the rest of you hos no posting today because you were too intimidated by my run that you can't even come close to competing, so you just give up being a ho?

Or is it Tuesday and work is busy? [LOL]

[bogie]

Busy I guess.

[bogie]

Well the good news is I didn't come home to dog puke.

[buffalobo]

Anybody else having problems getting tapatalk to load the forum?

[driver]

Tapatalk has been slow for me and crashes on some pics now too

[Great-Kazoo]

Was reading the state law regarding firearms in my home state of Hawaii and It's illegal to own an "assault pistol". WTF is that exactly?

Anything that accepts a detachable magazine AND shoots the same caliber as a rifle, capable of penetrating bullet proof vest. . The gun cannot weigh more than 50oz. HI copied the federal assault weapons /1994 ban.

[Great-Kazoo]

Anybody else having problems getting tapatalk to load the forum?


Tapatalk has been slow for me and crashes on some pics now too

works fine from my kindle.

[mcjhr]

Was reading the state law regarding firearms in my home state of Hawaii and It's illegal to own an "assault pistol". WTF is that exactly?

Ever miss hawaii?

[Ridge]

Gabe Newell sponsoring an endurance racing team who donates their winnings to a Children's Hospital


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtG6RNJJkI

[TheBelly]

What'd I miss?

[bogie]

What'd I miss?

Tapatalk problems and wax's long fingers.

Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[Wave] Hi Kids. Whoring away I see. Remember, condoms, condoms, condoms.

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol DSB.

Yo.

I've been lacking in being a true whore....been posting less and less of late.

[KS63]

Ever miss hawaii?
We miss our family, the ocean, and the food. Everything else can stay there.

[mcjhr]

We miss our family, the ocean, and the food. Everything else can stay there.

Same here. Grew up on Oahu, moved here from the big island 2yrs ago. I must've had 5 laulaus the day we flew out. :) with chili peppa wata!

[mcjhr]

lol DSB.

Yo.

I've been lacking in being a true whore....been posting less and less of late.

Sucks getting old huh?

[mcjhr]

[Wave] Hi Kids. Whoring away I see. Remember, condoms, condoms, condoms.

I always buckle my condom...........now.

[waxthis]

Anybody else having problems getting tapatalk to load the forum?

I'm having ongoing issues on my 5s. App keeps prompting me for a password, when it's in a good mood it doesn't. Still can't access emicotions .

[HoneyBadger]

Ever miss hawaii?
I went to Kaua'i for my honeymoon, and I would never hesitate to vacation there again (but I wouldn't want to live there).

[waxthis]

Tapatalk problems and wax's long fingers.

Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk

I'm not doing your pets..:p

[waxthis]

OBC how things going at home?

[HoneyBadger]

I can't believe I've been an official forum member for almost 2 years now. Time is flying!

(I was a lurker since about the summer of 2009.)

[OtterbatHellcat]

OBC how things going at home?

I appreciate you asking, Wax.

The truth, is that it's a struggle, man. All of us know to well what the stresses are of getting through each week, just with jobs and bills and responsibilities. Then add in the relationship factor for 24 years, folks change, interests and priorities can vary significantly over that kind of time period.

It really is a tender situation still floating around back and forth a bit. Nobody pulled the plug on anything yet, kinda limbo so to speak.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Time is flying!

Yes, Sir, HB.....it certainly is, and the older one becomes, the faster it goes for some damn reason. Yourself and Waxjob should really absorb all the moments you can with your children as they transform from the little people, into the young adults they will be in just a few short years.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

lol DSB.

Yo.

I've been lacking in being a true whore....been posting less and less of late.
Welcome to the club. As one of the founding members of this thread. Spyder, Patrick, Monky, Trigger. It's fun for awhile. But one has to post something meaningful every now and then. [Coffee]


I always tie my condom...........now.
I heard you just have to tie a few knots in yours to fit. [LOL] Just Kidding!! [Beer]

[BuffCyclist]

the older one becomes, the faster it goes for some damn reason



At 5 years of age, one month is only 1/(5*12) or 1/60th of your life.
At 50 years of age, one month is 1/720th of your life, so it seems like a much smaller amount of time, therefore it passes faster.

[/math lesson]

[Abused]

[HoneyBadger]

Time is flying!

Yes, Sir, HB.....it certainly is, and the older one becomes, the faster it goes for some damn reason. Yourself and Waxjob should really absorb all the moments you can with your children as they transform from the little people, into the young adults they will be in just a few short years.
Thanks man. I try to spend as much time with HB Jr and the wife as I can. It's just hard when I'm at work for 10-12 hours every day with an hour commute each way, and when I get home, I just need some "me" time... Kinda sucks being such an introvert.


Sorry about your situation... It sucks, but I home it turns out in the best way possible for you.

[Big Wall]

A friend had a theory on why time passes faster as you get older and I think he may be right. Take a 6 year old for example. 1 year is 1/6th of his life. That's a major portion of it so a year seems like a long time. For a 40 year old 1 year is 1/40th of his life so a year is not all that much anymore.

[Big Wall]

I guess I tapatalk too slow

[waxthis]

I appreciate you asking, Wax.

The truth, is that it's a struggle, man. All of us know to well what the stresses are of getting through each week, just with jobs and bills and responsibilities. Then add in the relationship factor for 24 years, folks change, interests and priorities can vary significantly over that kind of time period.

It really is a tender situation still floating around back and forth a bit. Nobody pulled the plug on anything yet, kinda limbo so to speak.

Hang in there man.. !

[BuffCyclist]

Sorry Big Wall, beat ya to it. [Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

the older one becomes, the faster it goes for some damn reason



At 5 years of age, one month is only 1/(5*12) or 1/60th of your life.
At 50 years of age, one month is 1/720th of your life, so it seems like a much smaller amount of time, therefore it passes faster.

[/math lesson]

[Abused]
Get yo math-a-mah-ticks outta this here thread, boy!

[BuffCyclist]

Get yo math-a-mah-ticks outta this here thread, boy!

Just to blow your mind and also how to make any math problem ridiculous hard:

Euler's Identity states: http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/8/9/f897005615c391e14cd50112cda44665.png

And with a little math, you can show that (its not that hard lol)

1 = -e^(i*pi)

So, next time someone asks you what 1+1 = , reply with

-2e^(i*pi)

[Tooth]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hang in there man.. !

Thanks, brother.

One thing I do know, is that you characters are fun to visit with...I can't count the laughs ya'll have given me, cool folks. I dig the board for sure, and met some of you in person.

Glad for that, and hope to meet more of ya over whatever mathematical equation happens to fit that schedule....lol.

[HoneyBadger]

Just to blow your mind and also how to make any math problem ridiculous hard:

Euler's Identity states: http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/8/9/f897005615c391e14cd50112cda44665.png

And with a little math, you can show that (its not that hard lol)

1 = -e^(i*pi)

So, next time someone asks you what 1+1 = , reply with

-2e^(i*pi)

[Tooth]
Yeah, I used to be able to prove that 1=2 and all that fun stuff, but then I wanted friends. [Muaha]

[HoneyBadger]

Thanks, brother.

One thing I do know, is that you characters are fun to visit with...I can't count the laughs ya'll have given me, cool folks. I dig the board for sure, and met some of you in person.

Glad for that, and hope to meet more of ya over whatever mathematical equation happens to fit that schedule....lol.
Absolutely! I've met some great people on here, and had a great time chatting with bunches more that I haven't had the pleasure of meeting, such as yourself.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Right on, HB... one of these days.


I gotta run for a bit, fellers.

[TheBelly]

Wife has control of the remote. She may have won the battle, but I will win the war.

My treachery will overcome her strategery.

[BuffCyclist]

Yeah, I used to be able to prove that 1=2 and all that fun stuff, but then I wanted friends. [Muaha]

Yea, well, I ... uhh... [Cry] I don't have any friends. Thanks for making fun of me and forcing me to come to this realization!

[waxthis]

Wife has control of the remote. She may have won the battle, but I will win the war.

My treachery will overcome her strategery.

Mine just dropped the remote and grabbed my hand. Hmmmm.

[TheBelly]

Stinkin' Dance Moms BullPoop!!!!

[mcjhr]

Wife has control of the remote. She may have won the battle, but I will win the war.

My treachery will overcome her strategery.

I like to cover the ir led with a bit of electronic tape. Or remove one battery.

[waxthis]

I like to cover the ir led with a bit of electronic tape. Or remove one battery.

Nice!

[waxthis]

Person Of Interest is a pretty good show.

[waxthis]

My cat says howdy by the way.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/15/3u2yvuta.jpg

[brutal]

Just to blow your mind and also how to make any math problem ridiculous hard:

Euler's Identity states: http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/8/9/f897005615c391e14cd50112cda44665.png

And with a little math, you can show that (its not that hard lol)

1 = -e^(i*pi)

So, next time someone asks you what 1+1 = , reply with

-2e^(i*pi)

[Tooth]

Did I hear pie?

I like pie.


Sent from a device smart enough to send a man to the moon if the battery could last the trip.

[mcjhr]

My cat says howdy by the way.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/15/3u2yvuta.jpg

Your cat thinks I'm an asshole.

[HoneyBadger]

Goodnight whores. Sleep tight.

[TheBelly]

I like to cover the ir led with a bit of electronic tape. Or remove one battery.

Cover one battery terminal with electrical tape.

[mcjhr]

Cover one battery terminal with electrical tape.

Pure genius!

[mcjhr]

1 is the loneliest number there can ever be

[mcjhr]

2 can be as bad as 1 its the loneliest number since the number one!

[mcjhr]

3 yeah I like three dog night. Killer staches

[bogie]

Good night little skank balls!

[mcjhr]

4 so I'm sitting here watching atlas shrugged. Seems like watching the news.

[mcjhr]

5 I don't know how BC did 273 that's incredible

[mcjhr]

6 I actually bought a 40oz today. Had it with some yazoos BBQ. Damn fine BBQ......great brisket.

[bogie]

Pour some on the corner..

[mcjhr]

7 John galt cool story bro

[mcjhr]

8 ugh I want to finish this BBQ but its so good I don't want to eat it all

[mcjhr]

9 so my kids got me a fake poo for my birthday and hid it on the floor by my kids room. I freaked.

[mcjhr]

10 this movie is getting kinda good, albeit slow.

[mcjhr]

11 I'm gonna need my phone charger

[mcjhr]

12 uh oh my youngest son just woke up......aka nuggalito

[mcjhr]

13 damn this movie is getting good.

[mcjhr]

14 so I still need to fire thus damn rifle. Want outdoor range.

[mcjhr]

15 did you know I have a $200 plant. Aglonema pictum tricolor.

[mcjhr]

16 doggiesat for a few days. It was a pomapikachu or something. I found someone as lazy as me!

[mcjhr]

17 damn little dude just fell asleep again. I think might sleepwalk

[mcjhr]

18 man this is tougher than I thought it was. I don't handle pressure well.

[Ridge]

Watchin a movie...

http://i.imgur.com/Dhv9l72h.png

[mcjhr]

19 better grab that phone charger. And put in atlas shrugged pt 2

[mcjhr]

20 I thought the DVD player broke....I just punched it a few times and viola! It works.

[mcjhr]

21 found out my daughter has some sort of canine allergy. Poor thing busted out in gives with swollen face.

[mcjhr]

22 oh I turned 21 on the 21st bar I went to said they'd buy me 21 shots if I could drink them all. Bad move.

[mcjhr]

23 seems like a fair amount of ppl here in t he tech industry. That's cool.

[mcjhr]

24 I did treework last winter. Founnd lots of squirrels living in ppls roofs/attics.

[mcjhr]

25 tree climbing is fun. Pruning spruce and fir not so much.

[mcjhr]

26 I liked the job but they pay peanuts and yanked my chain about raises and becoming a foreman. I did the hoop jumping.

[mcjhr]

27 I wonder why ppl find mc junior...this has happened more than once

[mcjhr]

28 mc jhour/junior

[mcjhr]

29 witjy name it took me 8months of faxing old school IDs and what not to prove I am who I am

[mcjhr]

30 didn't Popeye say that? I am what I am. Or was it ams?

[mcjhr]

31 bow chills wow wow chikka fa lala!

[mcjhr]

32 damn I hope no serious posting is going on and I'm ruining someone's night

[mcjhr]

33 I liked Calvin and Hobbes books

[mcjhr]

34 pretty sure my parents still have my collection.

[mcjhr]

35 its weird doing this on tapatalk. I better check this out

[mcjhr]

36 movie I suggest to y'all, equilibrium. Great movie. IMHO

[mcjhr]

37 I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I has a girl who looked good I would call her

[mcjhr]

38 Wtf they are using different actors the chic in the first one was hot. Pt 2 just meh.

[mcjhr]

39 wow this is starting off way weirder.

[mcjhr]

40 also pentaho had me going. Sounds like pent up Ho.

[mcjhr]

41 damn I want some French fries. Need that grease

[mcjhr]

42 wow they really down casted dagny.

[mcjhr]

43 great the ex is texting. Aka middle aka my doom.

[mcjhr]

44 ever want to just pack your bags and hit the road?

[mcjhr]

45 glad my kids don't want furbies. Creepy.

[mcjhr]

46 I wonder if the real hos are lurking

[mcjhr]

47 ever sincey laptop broke it sucks having to use my phone.

[mcjhr]

48 somehow Eddie gained 1ft and 100lbs

[mcjhr]

49 wow this movie gets funnier and funnier

[mcjhr]

50 guess I just don't understand politics