The post whore thread.

[fly boy]

busy work week, and all next week I'll be in Guernsey. Sometimes Adulting sucks.... actually most times adulting sucks

[Mazin]

Ho's!!!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's okay. I missed celebrating my Juneteenth post when I hit 619.

I laughed my ass off ....thank you.


Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal post of life.

I laughed my ass off, ...thank you.



wtf....dead as hell. They gonna dump this thread if we aint a be postin in it.


Caught a bunch of fish in the last several days, mostly stockers.. released all but one that was given to a family nearby.

I've learned a lot about some stuff, and life type decisions in the last 10 days or so.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Looking is different than seeing, don't know how to say it really.

Both are good, but one means much more than the other.

[Great-Kazoo]

Looking is different than seeing, don't know how to say it really.

Both are good, but one means much more than the other.


You make it to that deli?

[wctriumph]

I am getting bored reading gun magazines. 1911's all shoot the same, mil-surp articles don't really have any new information, what holster do you need, train like there is no tomorrow, bold new colors, take my reload data with a grain of salt 'cause what works for me may blow up your gun, I was friends with Elmer Keith, Skeeter Skelton, etc., this a new folding knife from this new maker, check out our online edition, liberals want to take your guns away. It has all been done before, it is all reruns, bitch, bitch, rant rant.

Sorry for the lack of cursing, that has been done before too.

Then most interesting gun publication I read is my quarterly edition for the Garand Collectors Association and I regulate that to one article per evening just to savor it.

[ray1970]

Bored at work today. Almost feel guilty they're paying me $400 to pretty much do nothing all day.

Hopefully someone will bring me a free lunch in a bit.

[brutal]

Bored at work today. Almost feel guilty they're paying me $400 to pretty much do nothing all day.

Hopefully someone will bring me a free lunch in a bit.

I'm pretty much "on the bench" currently with no real project work and it's irritating. I'm not one for busy work, work better under pressure.

[ray1970]

I like busy work. Makes the day go by faster. Even if it's meaningless busy work.

I got roped into helping out with a pipeline project. I'm at a remote location north of Fort Lupton surrounded by nothing. So far I have just been sitting here in my truck. The actual project is taking place about thirteen miles south of here. I'm just hanging out up here in case they need an air mover turned on.

At least I can get service on my phone to play around in here. The guy up here last week couldn't hardly get a signal.

[Great-Kazoo]

Bored at work today. Almost feel guilty they're paying me $400 to pretty much do nothing all day.

Hopefully someone will bring me a free lunch in a bit.

#workprivilaged

[Mazin]

Enjoy it while it last Ray!


I miss earning good money for nothing but alias all good things must end right.

[Mazin]

So I've been flying all the phantom 3 pro a lot and it's a pretty cool uav but the software corrections are driving me nuts because I'm used to controlling every aspect of a flight and find myself constantly correcting the softwares "corrections". Still learning about it but so far after 12+ flights and about 30 pics and 3 min of video I'm like a kid with a new Christmas toy....too bad I have to give it back [ROFL1]

Owner is a buddy of mine and he told me to use it and have fun for a while since he got the new Mavic so don't think I just take someone's stuff to fix and then use it till I eat bored then give it back.

[Mazin]

Ho POWER!!!

[ray1970]

Eight hours into my day and all I've done is spend money shopping online.

[ray1970]

Well, sounds like I might actually get to start doing a little work in about a half hour or so. Maybe.

Hopefully this project will hit a stopping point around six or seven this evening.

[ray1970]

Whew. Had to walk about fifteen feet and start a small air compressor.

Back in the truck now playing on my phone again.

[Mazin]

Almost the life of a .gov worker bro!

[Mazin]

All you need is some BBQ and a nice movie and a nap and you could call it a good days work [Coffee]

[ray1970]

Going on ten hours now and literally all I have done is hold the glow plug button and hit the starter switch on that compressor. I feel like I've been out here for about fifteen hours.

[SideShow Bob]

Almost the life of a .gov worker bro!

Hey ! You better smile when you say that pilgrim....

[Mazin]

Hey ! You better smile when you say that pilgrim....

With not so fond memories but I was a contractor so I actually occasionally did work [Beer]

[Mazin]

No shots at anyone else but the NFC, the most lazy, unorganized agency in the USDA easy if not the whole fed system.

[Mazin]

Going on ten hours now and literally all I have done is hold the glow plug button and hit the starter switch on that compressor. I feel like I've been out here for about fifteen hours.

Now that's the downside of having nothing to do. Time to start reading that TA book bud [Beer]

[ray1970]

I think I could have read the whole thing today.

[brutal]

I like busy work. Makes the day go by faster. Even if it's meaningless busy work.

I got roped into helping out with a pipeline project. I'm at a remote location north of Fort Lupton surrounded by nothing. So far I have just been sitting here in my truck. The actual project is taking place about thirteen miles south of here. I'm just hanging out up here in case they need an air mover turned on.

At least I can get service on my phone to play around in here. The guy up here last week couldn't hardly get a signal.

My busy work must be self generated and it's sometimes hard to get motivated unless I have to fix stuff for current or upcoming work.

Updating company/personal IP. Internal "Work Guides", tweaking project workbooks/formula's, etc. Trying to read/training materials or attend vendor webex's to keep up to date.

I actually did some customer work today and answered a few e-mails. For about 2 hours. Filled out my timecard for last week. Called Dish to upgrade my crappy crap gear since their software update broke everything. Spent the better part of the day on COAR, FB, a few other boards. Check e-mail 23 times. Tried to take a short nap, got up after 40 minutes.

Right now, I only have about 5 weeks of work in the pipeline for the rest of the year.

[Erni]

Attempted to use a pressurized setup to flush brake fluid. Cap had features that leaked fluid all over the place. Stopped and resealed the crap out of the cap. Need to try this again, and if it fails go to the pump and hold method.
I thought it looked to easy.

Ray, bring a bbq, a book and maybe a rifle next time.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You make it to that deli?

Naw dammit....was running too close to departure time and dealing with the TSA BS...checking guns and all that crap.

Really really liked it down there though and will be returning for sure, probably this year and hopefully to put money down on something.


Bored at work today. Almost feel guilty they're paying me $400 to pretty much do nothing all day.

Hopefully someone will bring me a free lunch in a bit.

Well, as long as you didn't blow more than $400 bucks buying stuff.....you're good. :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

Found a 4 Acre spread with well and septic, 1500 sq ft home and 1600 sq ft barn..........$240k.

Turn key.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm pretty much "on the bench" currently with no real project work and it's irritating. I'm not one for busy work, work better under pressure.

I know what you mean, I'm kinda the same way.

[Mazin]

Found a 4 Acre spread with well and septic, 1500 sq ft home and 1600 sq ft barn..........$240k.

Turn key.

NICE!

[Great-Kazoo]

Attempted to use a pressurized setup to flush brake fluid. Cap had features that leaked fluid all over the place. Stopped and resealed the crap out of the cap. Need to try this again, and if it fails go to the pump and hold method.
I thought it looked to easy.
.

Use one of these and call it good. Auto zone , O'reillys and napa have them for rent. Or swing by my place, i have 1 .

https://www.amazon.com/Actron-CP7835-Vacuum-Brake-Bleed/dp/B0007VT4RC

[SideShow Bob]

Found a 4 Acre spread with well and septic, 1500 sq ft home and 1600 sq ft barn..........$240k.

Turn key.

Where ?

[ray1970]

Naw dammit....was running too close to departure time and dealing with the TSA BS...checking guns and all that crap.

Really really liked it down there though and will be returning for sure, probably this year and hopefully to put money down on something.



Well, as long as you didn't blow more than $400 bucks buying stuff.....you're good. :D

I ended up spending about $500. Fortunately, I ended up with about three hours of overtime yesterday so I'm still money ahead.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well that's good then.

My travel bills are gonna start coming in soon, flights, car rental, etc etc.....aint looking forward to that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Where ?

Chino Valley area.

[Erni]

Use one of these and call it good. Auto zone , O'reillys and napa have them for rent. Or swing by my place, i have 1 .

https://www.amazon.com/Actron-CP7835-Vacuum-Brake-Bleed/dp/B0007VT4RC
Kazoo, I have one of those. I was going for this:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002KM5L0/ref=pd_aw_vtph_263_tr_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7E18V6Q99P5CMTC5PFVF

I got it working today. Siliconed the cap and gasket and fitting. Had to add a backer because the cap was too flexible, but once I got that working it went fast as snot.
I set it up since I wanted to do all our cars, 3 of them. The suburban had nasty colored fluid, so I knew I needed to get it all changed. But I just checked the two toyotas and they have clear nice looking fluid. Will test them with the old brake press method and see what comes out, then decide.

The suburban may get another flush after I activate the abs. Curious if any more nastines comes out.

[Mazin]

Ok who here has one [Coffee]


http://www.gunbroker.com/item/683215572

[OtterbatHellcat]

Fun...I looked up some videos of it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Spangler unloads on stupid people on 9 news bit. It was pretty cool to see them air it.

Speaking of which, I happen to dig Kyle Clark behind a news desk, and on his Next show for the most part.

IMHO.....media getting better to some extent.

[OtterbatHellcat]

New Black Crappie Record.....in Windsor. CO.

[William]

Biggest crappie sandwich record too?

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

[crays]

Ok who here has one [Coffee]


http://www.gunbroker.com/item/683215572

Seems to me Ken and Mike may have had those, or similar, over at Damage Factory a while back...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Biggest crappie sandwich record too?

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

I think that record would have been set if Hillary was in office right now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Crays.... been a while...nice to see ya.

[crays]

What's up OBC? You still working yourself half to death?

[buffalobo]

https://youtu.be/ghD39l-_4zY

Small Change got rained on with hiw own .38.

Like the Saxophone.

If you're unarmed, you are a victim

[OtterbatHellcat]

What's up OBC? You still working yourself half to death?

Naw...back to one job again.

[ray1970]

Naw...back to one job again.

Fluffer?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mmmmph....mmmmph.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heading over to 5280 in a couple hours if anyone would like to meet up over there and do some shootin.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm disappointed in myself....two different guns, low and left. Gotta fix that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Shout out to eat some grub at Pete's Kitchen later tonight, they have totally awesome chili rellenos there...super bad ass.

[SideShow Bob]

Had a drunk driver wipe out a traffic signal control cabinet in Commerce City yesterday morning. While we were fixing damage and replacing the un-salvageable cabinet, got to witness a bumb ass motorcyclist try to haul ass through the dark signals and rear end a car that was following the law, treating the dark signalized intersection as a four-way stop.
The biker got torn up pretty bad. He was alive but was in serious condition, of course he was not wearing a helmet.


" If the trafffic signal is not operating or is malfunctioning, treat the intersection as a four-way stop (C.R.S. 42-4-612 [1])."

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh wow....that sucks for the rider.

Sucks that drunk bastards tear so much stuff up too...morons.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alrighty then....I hope everyone had a good weekend. Lets have a good week ahead as well.

Have fun with the solar eclipse stuff, and watch out for the all the kids heading back to school now.

[Erni]

Busy weekend, softball scramble meant a nice trip to Greeley, took the side roads as 25 was a zoo.
Finished the brake fluid changes on all 3 cars. Got to say the pressurized setup is the bomb! The pump open/close and refill not so much fun. But did not want to make caps for the Toy cars so pump and fill it was. Now just need to get the abs activated and check for more crud. Then I get to a bunch of fluid changes, 2x brake jobs, some new batteries, new tires and probably rims, sparkplugs on the 4 banger, and a bunch of small crap that will take a lot of time.
All 3 cars are getting to 100k or so. Need to decide which to keep and which to let go.

[Great-Kazoo]

Busy weekend, softball scramble meant a nice trip to Greeley, took the side roads as 25 was a zoo.
Finished the brake fluid changes on all 3 cars. Got to say the pressurized setup is the bomb! The pump open/close and refill not so much fun. But did not want to make caps for the Toy cars so pump and fill it was. Now just need to get the abs activated and check for more crud. Then I get to a bunch of fluid changes, 2x brake jobs, some new batteries, new tires and probably rims, sparkplugs on the 4 banger, and a bunch of small crap that will take a lot of time.
All 3 cars are getting to 100k or so. Need to decide which to keep and which to let go.


Really doesn't matter what the odometer says anymore. Since the Great Uniter's Cash for Clunkers, any used pass emmissions (as neded) running vehicle brings a good price.

[Erni]

Good to know.
The 2011 Sienna might go. Great for road trips, but man I am getting tired of the "Toyota Quality" on that one. Tires every 20k, front brakes every 25k, alignments, sqeaks, etc. Ironically the Toy Yaris is just oil changes, battery, and one set of tires in the last 100k. So we have 2x Toy cars and I have completely different feelings about them.
Go figure.
Son will get permit next month, and is pondering what car he wants, he may just get the Yaris unless he wants to buy his own beater.
Like I PMed you a while back, I am just hemoraging money this year. Maybe an AR pistol next year.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, the hemorrhaging money thing is a bummer. I know that in my case some of it is my own doing, but not all of it. Funny how you seem to get up, only to have to blow it on something you weren't counting on or expecting. Or you do eventually do something for yourself that drains it a bit, like a trip or two....or buying something a little bit selfish.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I might get banned tonight, so I just wanted to make sure that those of you who actually do read in this thread understand that I really do appreciate a great many of you. I miss a lot of folks that used to post here, it's a long list.

There are many still active on the board that don't post here anymore, why...I dunno. Still like 'em though.

If I can still post on the board, I'll not engage in any political discussions in any manner in the future. Hell, I dunno if anyone wants me posting here at all but I know I met some really cool folks from here in person as well as just in written word.

[brutal]

Back from a short lake vacation.

BLEW a tire on the big road. KABOOM tire while in the left lane doing 60-65 passing a slow moving semi at the bottom of Raton pass heading uphill. Took out a buncha sheet metal and stuff on the trailer, bent supports, etc. Not fun.

Four year old unused spare that made it maybe 250 miles down the road. Always kept covered and sprayed with UV protectant. Always kept properly inflated.

Fukn Chinese junk. My next rig, assuming 15" wheels, will be getting the new made in USA Goodyear Endurance N-speed rated trailer tire. perhaps if we end up in something with 16" I'll have other options. https://corporate.goodyear.com/en-US/media/news/goodyear_launches_american_manufactured_trailer_ti re.html

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sorry to hear about that, Brutal. That sucks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ordered a couple of MGW sight tools that showed up today, so that's kinda nice.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good luck to everyone who bought into the lottery frenzy.

It's always cool to hear when lottery winners aren't octogenarians or illegal aliens. I actually wish I was Mexican and about 90 years old, my chances would increase exponentially.

[Mazin]

Ok just had to take a sec Before I apply for this ops job........won the lotto btw gotz us $7 towards the cause[Beer]

[fly boy]

I wont some fire starter in the form of a small piece of paper the size of a post-it note

[fly boy]

I wont some fire starter in the form of a small piece of paper the size of a post-it note

oh wait, no, I paid for that.

Guess next time I start a fire I'll just light up 2 $5 bills

[fly boy]

New page!

too lazy to post a picture. so imagine a big bird on a small turtle

[Great-Kazoo]

New page!

too lazy to post a picture. so imagine a big bird on a small turtle

Like a Leaf on the Wind ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy.

[Erni]

Why are my "off" Fridays always filled with chores?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Balance....your life is supposed to suck on BOTH sides of the coin.

[ray1970]

Why are my "off" Fridays always filled with chores?

Because you aren't spending enough time getting that stuff done on work days?

I'm off every other Friday and I usually spend half the day doing yard work and the other half of the day either doing maintenance or repairs on the house or vehicles or running to the bank or whatever. So, while I technically have two day or three day weekends it feels more like I have a two day weekend and a one day weekend.

[Erni]

Because you aren't spending enough time getting that stuff done on work days?

I'm off every other Friday and I usually spend half the day doing yard work and the other half of the day either doing maintenance or repairs on the house or vehicles or running to the bank or whatever. So, while I technically have two day or three day weekends it feels more like I have a two day weekend and a one day weekend.
I resemble that remark.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We get out early on Fridays....12:30...I usually use that time for the weird errands that I don't want to tackle during rush hour during the rest of the week.

We wont have to mow too many more times though, the white flakey stuff be a coming down real short like.

[Great-Kazoo]

That McGregor boy is taking a beating. Looks tired.Probably wondering if his millions will cover the ass kicking he's getting

[Great-Kazoo]

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE'S DONE!

[OtterbatHellcat]

How many rounds?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Went to Pete's again tonight, just a little earlier than usual. I'm kinda in with some staff there, and one of them was erasing the menu board for specials.

Then....I asked for some dry erase markers.

I don't know how long it will stay up tonight, but it was still up as I drove out on Colfax heading home. The header at the top already said "Welcome to Pete's Kitchen"....my dinner special followed.


"Alabama swamp opossum w/ toad fritters & squirrel cracklin's"

"You kill it, we cook it"

Then I drew a pic of some opossum/ beaver Rat thing with X's in the eyes....and offered the meat only dish for $3.95.....or $4.95 with fries. Did some nice color highlites too.

Several folks in booths nearby got a chuckle out of the whole thing, it was fun.

[Great-Kazoo]

How many rounds?

Mayweather will collect a stupendous $100 million for the fight, with McGregor not far behind at $75 million. Not including other cash from ppv, endorsments etc.

[OtterbatHellcat]

that's a lot of bread.

[buffalobo]

Mayweather will collect a stupendous $100 million for the fight, with McGregor not far behind at $75 million. Not including other cash from ppv, endorsments etc.And to think we used to do it for fun, couple times a month when we were young.[emoji33]

If you're unarmed, you are a victim

[OtterbatHellcat]

I only got into a couple of fights in grade school, I don't think any in Jr. High or high school. Then I turned into an asshole in my early 20's and messed a couple dudes up.

After the cop thing, I pretty much just let stuff go and tried to stay out of fights.....and now a days my body is too jacked up and I've lost weight. I might be good for five minutes, then I'd be toast....lol.

[fly boy]

wow. 2 days of freedom?

What are the whores doing when not whoring?

[Erni]

Looks like all the hos went to a different corner or got picked up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naw....I check every day, but there aint a lot of folks be a postin in here lately.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I figure yall don't want to see a butt ton of posts just from me.

[Great-Kazoo]

wow. 2 days of freedom?

What are the whores doing when not whoring?

Shooting, reloading, generally fucking off.

[Great-Kazoo]

Looks like all the hos went to a different corner or got picked up.

Strip clubs my good man. Strip Clubs.

[SideShow Bob]

Strip clubs my good man. Strip Clubs.

Oh God, I can't even imagine what the reformers look like up your way......

[OtterbatHellcat]

I did shoot on Saturday.....but haven't been to a strip club in a really long time.

I think I'm due.

[OtterbatHellcat]

shot the last two Saturdays actually.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Strip club discussions are currently underway. It's a go.....anyone up to hit a strip club this weekend?

[Mazin]

You buying I'm flying [Coffee]

[Irving]

wow. 2 days of freedom?

What are the whores doing when not whoring?

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/94345-Eastern-Colorado-IDPA-Colorado-Rifle-Club-4th-Sat-of-the-month?p=2088072&viewfull=1#post2088072

[ChadAmberg]

wow. 2 days of freedom?

What are the whores doing when not whoring?

Taking care of the kids, hitting the grocery store, all that boring stuff I'm sure...

Oh wait... they're laying around on leather couches, wearing lingerie, just waiting for your call....

[OtterbatHellcat]

You buying I'm flying [Coffee]

Is Cheerleaders on Federal still open? Damn, it's been years ago. Last one I was at here in state anyways off I-76 between Federal and Sheridan area I think, but it got shut down a few years back I heard. And Saturdays has been shut down for a long time, ....don't even know if Shotguns is still open.

I'll have to look up some fresh info.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Taking care of the kids, hitting the grocery store, all that boring stuff I'm sure...

Oh wait... they're laying around on leather couches, wearing lingerie, just waiting for your call....

I'm not a big leather couch fan. :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/94345-Eastern-Colorado-IDPA-Colorado-Rifle-Club-4th-Sat-of-the-month?p=2088072&viewfull=1#post2088072

Yeahhhh, buddy....awesome job btw with yo top Fo finish.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm not a big leather couch fan. :)


No one says you have to wear it, cinderella.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You missed the joke, lol.

All good though, and you're still funny.....I like you.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Woo hoo............Friday, bitches.

Three day weekend...anyone doing anything fun?

[Erni]

Does taking a kid to wrestling camp for the next 4 days, and painting a room count as fun?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hmmm....

With the kid away for a few days, can you have the painting done by naked chicks?.....then YES.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Anyone want a whole bunch of crushed aluminum cans?

[Mazin]

Dude I don't know if Saturday's is still open but there's three in that area (grew up off 84th and Lowell). Of course the other two you might walk out with some nastiness

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lemme look and see what the hell is still open.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Holy crap....Dandy Dans is still open...lol.

[Mazin]

Eh it's fun to go to the petting zoo but only when the Slut Puppies are free [Coffee]

[Mazin]

lol isn't that the one off hofax out by the Fitzsimmons campus? I know Shotgun Willies is still there because they where advertising a security job for thier new dispensery about 6-7 mo back (yea the indeed job app needs better filters).

[OtterbatHellcat]

Shotguns is still going and rated high. PT's Evans and Galena locations are rated decent, but the old Saturdays on hoFax is rated sheety.

Diamond is rated high, but downtown, as well as La Boheme. Cheerleaders doesn't exist anymore apparently.

I'll wait till I get some more input in about an hour and a half. Might do strip, might do poker with you guys, might do both...dunno yet.

[SideShow Bob]

Might do strip, might do poker with you guys, might do both...dunno yet.

Just don't do strip poker with the guys, unless you are all on the same page of the poker rules.............

[OtterbatHellcat]

lmao....thank you, Sir.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ready for strip club, and or midnight bowling either way.

Anyone interested, PM me. Ready to head out now.

[Mazin]

Poker is all n the 16th and a hell of a lot cheaper bro


[Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Did you just say that Alan and Davesel have tits?

[Mazin]

I never said no such thing bro your seeing stuff

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey...you edited....no fair.

lol.

Bowling went well and I didn't get into it with the progressive macho man bun fags next to me. Thought about it though.

Best of three was 178 and I had a Turkey in the 10th during that game.....that was cool.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I never said no such thing bro your seeing stuff

Honestly...if I could have a nice rack for a day, I wouldn't leave the house....I'd be playing with them the whole time.

[Mazin]

Lmao how was the sloot fest obc?

[GilpinGuy]

Probably posted already, but who win the poker game?

[Great-Kazoo]

Honestly...if I could have a nice rack for a day, I wouldn't leave the house....I'd be playing with them the whole time.

But could you poker?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sloots....? Dunno.

I'm getting makeup put on right now.....test run for the Halloween thing coming up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You ever sat and had that done to ya?....it's weird.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'll be at Pete's later on tonight, wearing this ghoul makeup.....lol. Got a sweet Ozzy Osbourne wig, glasses....neato top hat.

I'll be walking dead but stylin.

Yeeeeahhhhh.

[Great-Kazoo]

You ever sat and had that done to ya?....it's weird.

Still play this when getting dolled up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk

[OtterbatHellcat]

You're just jealous....I'ma gonna look super bad ass in my Halloween costume.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heading to Pete's.....walking dead style.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I came up with an idea for a screen play today. Passed it across a few friends and they said it sounded pretty good.

Did some preliminary research and maybe I should look more seriously into seeing if someone would consider making a movie out of it. Never hurts to try I suppose.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Currently on...... 20 members and 167 guests.

I should probably comb my hair real quick and tuck my shirt in I guess....you know...first impressions and all that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Summer is ending, noon shadow grows longer...
Disgust of the winter grows stronger and stronger...
I know there's still time before the snow flies...
Leaves will soon wither before our own eyes...

Trading the rake, and the mower and hoe...
For the shovel that's going to be moving the snow...
Freezing your balls off at morning and night...
Calling it "seasons" just don't make it right.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy Labor Day...

..now get out there and pick a field of lettuce or something.

[CS1983]

Summer is ending, noon shadow grows longer...
Disgust of the winter grows stronger and stronger...
I know there's still time before the snow flies...
Leaves will soon wither before our own eyes...

Trading the rake, and the mower and hoe...
For the shovel that's going to be moving the snow...
Freezing your balls off at morning and night...
Calling it "seasons" just don't make it right.

Fall and winter are the best. Summer sucks. I can always put clothes on but at a point I cannot take them off.

[hurley842002]

Fall is pleasant, but screw winter.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Fall and winter are the best. Summer sucks. I can always put clothes on but at a point I cannot take them off.

Oh contraire mon frere .....streaking is underrated...embrace the potential freedom..;)


Fall is pleasant, but screw winter.

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Word.. :)

[ChadAmberg]

Thank gawd I found the pseudoephedrine. I don't know how you get such a bad cold on labor day weekend...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Damn bro, I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling crappy,...........hope the stuff helps you get feeling more gooder.

[CS1983]

Thank gawd I found the pseudoephedrine. I don't know how you get such a bad cold on labor day weekend...

Germs unionized.

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol

[ChadAmberg]

To paraphrase one of my favorite movies... "I am a snot popsicle."

[OtterbatHellcat]

Interesting mental image.

[OtterbatHellcat]

On a different note...I'm bleaching all the sins out of my whites right now. There is a function that my washer has that I never really paid attention to, special spout thing for putting bleach into. So, I portioned a bleach mix into the water that was filling the machine, AND put stuff into the special spout.

My laundry machine will either explode before the cycle is over, OR, I will have the cleanest socks and under ware in Denver.

At least for the first wearing cycle.

[brutal]

On a different note...I'm bleaching all the sins out of my whites right now. There is a function that my washer has that I never really paid attention to, special spout thing for putting bleach into. So, I portioned a bleach mix into the water that was filling the machine, AND put stuff into the special spout.

My laundry machine will either explode before the cycle is over, OR, I will have the cleanest socks and under ware in Denver.

At least for the first wearing cycle.

Tighty Whiteys?

I get them colored ones so I can wear them front-back and inside-out.

[OtterbatHellcat]

If they made brown under ware, "mankind" would be set.

We know we're pigs, and that's okay...as long as we at least try to keep the grossness to some kind of minimum.

Hell, if is wasn't for women, I probably wouldn't even bathe. Lazy bastard.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I believe, with a fair degree of certainty, that the shish kabob preparing community would like golf ball sized onions available at the supermarket.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, hey...back off a bit.....that many answers all at the same time is a little too much to handle.

[Great-Kazoo]

If they made brown under ware, "mankind" would be set.

We know we're pigs, and that's okay...as long as we at least try to keep the grossness to some kind of minimum.

Hell, if is wasn't for women, I probably wouldn't even bathe. Lazy bastard.


As a former r teast, let me tell ya about some women and their hygiene

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've heard some stories.

On a related note, I've heard ladies restrooms are notoriously more disgusting than men's restrooms.

[Mazin]

Probably posted already, but who win the poker game?

It's the 16th @5 pm

[davsel]

Did you just say that Alan and Davesel have tits?

WTF Yo?

[OtterbatHellcat]

LOL....

Them wasn't my words, that was my question based on another post that was edited after the fact.

But, .........I'll be honest, if I could have tits for a day or something like that.....I wouldn't leave the house, I'd be busy.

:)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh, you fat bastard.

lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

[OtterbatHellcat]

"KID !!!.............Paper!"

Sheet....wrong movie,...........but..

t-OCjvbV2Z4

[Erni]

Pete, pants, NOW!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Flash embedded videos are no longer supported for me to post YouTube?.....wtf .

Um, isn't there some auto loading bullshit that makes stuff all happier for the average computer dork?

[Great-Kazoo]

Pete, pants, NOW!

He's got a head like a melon.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Okay...I got my next screen name. Be a good porn name too I think.

Dick Friction

[OtterbatHellcat]

Or a Super Hero....

"This sounds like a job for............Dick Friction!"

*que killer intro music*

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wonder what the actual accidental squirrel death percentage is. Yeah, from time to time a squirrel might ground himself out on a power line..POOF.

But they have to screw up once in a while going for that next branch, and fall to their demise.

[OtterbatHellcat]

More random thoughts by, Dick Friction....

"My life sucks..........but, the BOOK is totally awesome"

[OtterbatHellcat]

Holy sheet.....CNN hired the Brawny towel guy to do on the spot reporting. During the spot, I was waiting for the Quicker Picker Upper line.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wait a minute....I think that was Bounty. No matter.

Dinner !!! Heard about an idea to use Italian sausage and do pig in a blanket thing....dipping into marinara or spaghetti sauce. Sounded good so giving it a go.
Another trick was to brown some garlic cloves while you're browning the sausages, and mix the cloves with a spicy mustard. Coat the dough with the mustard mix before making the blanket, and bake it at around 300F for roughly 20 minutes.

More later.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I know the interest is overwhelming, but I'll not let that discourage me.

If you try this recipe, I recommend using a mild Italian sausage. I used Pepperidge Farm Puff pastry. I had pizza dough mix also and was going to do both for comparison, but the pizza dough will have to wait till next time. The Puff worked out well for beginners purpose's.

The garlic / mustard goo inside the wrap was killer, and as a test drive.....sprinkled some parmesan cheese on the dough on one of them. That was a win.

[theGinsue]

OBC, are you off your medication, or just lonely tonight?

Love ya bro, don't let this hater stop your posting...carry on.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait a minute....I think that was Bounty. No matter.

Dinner !!! Heard about an idea to use Italian sausage and do pig in a blanket thing....dipping into marinara or spaghetti sauce. Sounded good so giving it a go.
Another trick was to brown some garlic cloves while you're browning the sausages, and mix the cloves with a spicy mustard. Coat the dough with the mustard mix before making the blanket, and bake it at around 300F for roughly 20 minutes.

More later.

An Idea?? Pepperoni and Sausage has been rolled in pizza dough and baked, for years. When did that light bulb click on You catch one of your neighbors abusing the pillsbury dough boy in the alley?

[Great-Kazoo]

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.-6ZzE1hqS67Fiigno5klqgEsDh&pid=15.1&P=0&w=223&h=168



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Sausage-rolls.jpg/1200px-Sausage-rolls.jpg

[Great-Kazoo]

The best way to have them is with some lightly browned peppers and onions thrown in. We'd do that then offer them with mozzarella for another $0.50.

I did a, come in wearing your skimpiest bikini for a free lg soda with any lunch purchase. Went okay till the owners wife put the kebosh on it. Having a pizza shop across from the boat docks was, at times, interesting.

[wyome]

You could go to Runzas right up the road...yummy

[ray1970]

Runzas couldn't have a more appropriate name.

[OtterbatHellcat]

OBC, are you off your medication, or just lonely tonight?

Thanks, my friend,....honestly,...I was "over medicated"... ;).


An Idea?? Pepperoni and Sausage has been rolled in pizza dough and baked, for years. When did that light bulb click on You catch one of your neighbors abusing the pillsbury dough boy in the alley?

Actually my "family" wasn't cuisine experienced when I was growing up, and Italian food was either spaghetti or pizza basically. Restaurants I've been to don't serve these....and frankly I'd never even heard of the "idea" until my co-worker said he had these things a few weeks back at one of his car club functions. There's a few hard core Italians in the club if you know what I mean. So, I had no idea anybody did this for food, and I liked the idea, so I tried it.


You could go to Runzas right up the road...yummy

Okay, thank you.


Runzas couldn't have a more appropriate name.

If that's a toilet paper reference, I know what you're talking about...lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Shit day at work?....anyone?

Yeah, me too.

I swear.

[ray1970]

Shit day at work?....anyone?

Yeah, me too.

I swear.

Not me. I love my job.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ray...I love your pessimistic positivity.

And I already know you're a cool guy anyways.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Anyone want a Brand effing New MGW M&P sight tool? Blew $125 on it in a mis order, wanted a tool for the Shield but got the full frame M&P tool by mistake.

Take $100 for it. I'll post it in the other thread too.

[brutal]

Shit day at work?....anyone?

Yeah, me too.

I swear.

SH*T year pal.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah?...me too, dammit.

Lets grab a beer sometime you sorry prick....I'll buy.

[SideShow Bob]

Shit for the last few weeks, Waiting to hear Yay or Nay on a job promotion.... Snails pace HR system at the Dot.

71932

[Great-Kazoo]

Shit for the last few weeks, Waiting to hear Yay or Nay on a job promotion.... Snails pace HR system at the Dot.

71932

Weeks at a .gov place [ROFL2] lucky you.
It took 6 months for the .gov to finally make a decision for employment. It would have been sooner but..................there were not enough "quota" people applying to satisfy fed requirements. Even if they were not only not qualified. They had absolutely no experience related to the position.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Good luck on the promo, Bob.

I'm gonna promote Kazoo to a new position, but I'm not sure if he's gonna like it. Probably be good at it though.

[SideShow Bob]

I'm gonna promote Kazoo to a new position, but I'm not sure if he's gonna like it. Probably be good at it though.

[LOL] That reminded me of a joke I heard back when I was in the Army, it was about a farmers daughter that was missing part of a leg due to a farm accident.

And the punch line was something like:
" That's mighty gentlemanly of you son, normally the boys just leave her there with her stump tied to the tree......."

[Mazin]

Come on ho's need 1 or 2 more for some poker action, I know Ho's like poker [Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I know he's seen my promotion idea....he's being "catty". Not answering.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Come on ho's need 1 or 2 more for some poker action, I know Ho's like poker [Coffee]

16th you said? There's a chance I could make it, might be working overtime on that Saturday though.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good luck on the promo, Bob.

I'm gonna promote Kazoo to a new position, but I'm not sure if he's gonna like it. Probably be good at it though.


You've never complained when i was on top b4 .

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wouldn't expect any less of a quippy and funny answer than that, my friend. Wait a minute....you never liked being On Top?


I would promote Kazoo to ................U.N. Ambassador. Not only would a tremendous amount of nonsensical bullshit cease, the rest of the world would begin to understand what "don't mess with us and also expect free shit"....means.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I spent all that money on gauze and bandaids for all those times, ...for nothing?

[Mazin]

I'd vote for GO going to the UN in a heartbeat.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I know, right?

[Great-Kazoo]

I'd vote for GO going to the UN in a heartbeat.

GO?

[OtterbatHellcat]

The O is next to the K....I think he meant GK.

[Mazin]

Stupid autocorrect

[Erni]

And unbeknowst to Mazin a simple typo led to the Great-Kazoo being called GO from hence forth.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Holy crap......dinner not done in the microwave yet, and I help a person in need with a dead battery across my street. Drag a cord across the street and get my charger hooked up.... 30 minutes later I'm in here finishing heating up my gourmet Marie Calendars shit fest.

I don't like bullshit, but I must be getting soft in the beginning of my older years. Meh....helped the fag out...his GF was more appreciative than he was.

Whatever, I did right.

[buffalobo]

Go Joe!

If you're unarmed you are a victim

[Mazin]

Power has been out since 930 and an hour after xcel's projected did time they have no clue when it's going to be back up. Have one o2 tank left then I need to head up to the hospital with my mom to get more, could anything be better on a Friday night

[Mazin]

Go GK GOOO!

[Mazin]

Let there be light!!!!!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Glad ya got your power back, and it sounds like Mom is doing alright?

[ray1970]

Ugh. I hate having to motivate myself to mow the yard. There has to be better things to do on a day off.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey Ray,

I'm part of the mowing crowd today as well.

[Great-Kazoo]

Power has been out since 930 and an hour after xcel's projected did time they have no clue when it's going to be back up. Have one o2 tank left then I need to head up to the hospital with my mom to get more, could anything be better on a Friday night

I have a generator if you need one.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey Ray,

I'm part of the mowing crowd today as well.

Today I'm part of the reloading crowd, myself . Too wet to do any outdoor things.

[wyome]

I'm part of the sit on the couch and watch college football while surfing the Joe Bob and Primary Arms websites...now if I can get some taco truck hookup home delivery I'll be set

[OtterbatHellcat]

Today I'm part of the reloading crowd, myself . Too wet to do any outdoor things.

Nice. What flavor are you getting happy with?

I just ordered some #1 buck to try, read a lot about it first. Interested to see how it does for my scatters.

The Original "planet of the apes" just started on AMC....great show.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh, and I'm part of the house cleaning and laundry crowd today too. Pain in the ass, but it sure looks a lot nicer when its done.

[Erni]

Working from home crowd. Damit, I had plans...

[Great-Kazoo]

Nice. What flavor are you getting happy with?

I just ordered some #1 buck to try, read a lot about it first. Interested to see how it does for my scatters.

The Original "planet of the apes" just started on AMC....great show.

some 223 jsp varmint and 45 acp ball.

[Mazin]

I appreciate the Offer GK time to start saving my pennies for one. Called the o2 place and ordered a couple big backup tanks just in case. We were about 45 min away from having to go to the hospital them power came back.

[OtterbatHellcat]

some 223 jsp varmint and 45 acp ball.

Cool...been a while since I loaded anything. Back when I was in Buie.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yard done.....

They is gonna be a fire in the pit tonight, wood is in place and ready for ignition.

We're on page 2000, fellers. Whore it up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Working from home crowd. Damit, I had plans...

What's your biz, Erni?

[OtterbatHellcat]

AMC is runnin' "Predator"....was another good movie. I remember first time watching it, kinda being an edge of the seat feeling, like the 2nd Alien movie. Which was better than this one IMO.

[Erni]

What's your biz, Erni?
Aerospace. Them proposals for funds dont write themself.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Aerospace, ..that's cool bro.

[wyome]

Totally

[brutal]

Part of the deailing with my wife's desire to sell crap at a craft show that she'll spend 10x more on than take in, working from home, babysitting grandson, tired as f*ck crowd.

I should have been at Parker Oktoberfest getting shitfaced instead.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dude,...we really need to go get that beer. I'll still buy, just sayin.

[Mazin]

Should have played poker bro it was epic! We had strippers show up and gave free lap dances and the food was better than having a professional cater [Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

[Mazin]

Ahh bro that's called EVIDENCE and there was a lot of married men there that such evidence could be detrimental to they're home lives. I for one was on my best behavior and not subject to any impropriety

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's good...but did you win any money?

[Mazin]

Naw I busted out and Yankeefan took home the table and the remainder of the pot after the table was paid for.

[OtterbatHellcat]

To the tune of ....how much?

[OtterbatHellcat]

If you type Google into your search, and then just keep typing Google into the bar over and over.......will the internet just explode?

[ChadAmberg]

If you type Google into your search, and then just keep typing Google into the bar over and over.......will the internet just explode?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqxLmLUT-qc

[OtterbatHellcat]

That...is funny.

[OtterbatHellcat]

This day could have been better....oh well.

[BladesNBarrels]

72008


Cavett Robert (1907 - 1997) is considered by many to be the founder of the modern professional speaking industry. He was a good Mississippi boy and Ole’ Miss graduate and began his career as a teacher in his home state. Returning to school he studied law at Washington and Lee and became a lawyer in New York City and Arizona and then a highly successful and groundbreaking salesperson. His success in selling and creating new methods (such as “preneed” selling) led him into the field of training and “professional speaking.”

Now, Don't you feel better?

[Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yes Sir, and thank you, Sir.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Damn internet was down the whole night. And that's okay.

I've noticed that I drink entirely too damn much on the weekends. Hope everyone had a decent Monday.

Mine sucked, but that wasn't what I effin asked about.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Don't be shy, it's okay.

[brutal]

My drinking tends to be more sporadic and more in line with the level of shitiness I've endured for the day.

[Great-Kazoo]

It's better my drinking is very sporadic,or i'd be an evern shitter person.







































than i am now ;)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Those two answers were................... Awesome.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It totally sucks to find out that you duplicate purchased an item. Found some stuff in a box while getting ready to move.

[Great-Kazoo]

It totally sucks to find out that you duplicate purchased an item. Found some stuff in a box while getting ready to move.

You still doign the Az gig?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Absolutely. The stuff I'm moving now is preparation for home sale.

From that, I'll probably be in an apartment here somewhere close to my work from sale point until AZ move. The only thing holding me here after the house is sold, is continuing to take my good salary for now until I find the right job for me down there. I'm looking, and reaching out to folks about it. Bitch of that is if you aint down there NOW, they kinda don't treat ya the same. I may have to move into an apartment down there for a while until I find the right job, and Then find the right property.

Won't matter much at that point with cash in the bank.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Because it's easier to ask friends here, instead of reading a shotgun loading manual. I've never loaded shotgun shells.

I've cut some shells apart to see what's going on. Not a bunch of shells, but I have a question about this.

A 2-3/4 shell with #1 buck manufactured by Rio has charge/wad/projectiles.

A 3 inch shell with #2 buck manufactured by Federal has charge/wad/and projectiles with a white sandy type product that they apparently are used tospace the projectiles throughout the length of the shell.

What is the purpose of this, and is it common? And then I would say Thank You for taking any time to clarify wtf is going on with that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The white stuff isn't combustible,.......yes, I tried.

[BladesNBarrels]

The white stuff is proprietary to Federal and is a super-secret trade secret.
The black helicopters and men in black will be there soon.
You should not have cut open their shell.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Right...and thanks for that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

granulated plastic buffer which prevents pellet deformation and produces tight, uniform patterns.

So the line between using buffer and not using buffer is between #2 and #1 lead projectiles?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well hell, we made it through another week.

Marketing people suck to work with.

[Erni]

Saw a man and woman strugle for 5 minutes to break down a box so it would fit into the 6" recycling slot. I had a bad thought: ever wonder if natural disasters are Gods way of rectifing really bad mistakes?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't know if it's a bad thought, but it is an interesting one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alright, how in the hell does one post a video that isn't "flash embedded"....dammit.

eta ....from YouTube.

[OtterbatHellcat]

// Load the IFrame Player API code asynchronously.
var tag = document.createElement('script');
tag.src = "https://www.youtube.com/player_api";
var firstScriptTag = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
firstScriptTag.parentNode.insertBefore(tag, firstScriptTag);

// Replace the 'ytplayer' element with an <iframe> and
// YouTube player after the API code downloads.
var player;
function onYouTubePlayerAPIReady() {
player = new YT.Player('ytplayer', {
height: '258',
width: '422',
videoId: 'atI4JKFQYoU'
});
}



WTF?

[brutal]

Alright, how in the hell does one post a video that isn't "flash embedded"....dammit.

eta ....from YouTube.

Just copy the Youtube URL from your browser window (opening a second window or tab makes things easier). I found using their share link usually doesn't work right here.

Then simply select the little "insert video" icon (film strip) in the advanced editor - I think you need to have your profile option turned on for that - and paste the link there.

I could show you how to do this is seconds if you want to jump into my personal webex room and step through it remotely.

You have my number, if you lost it, send me a PM.

[buffalobo]

OBC, take protection, you know how these techy sex rings are.[mlp]