The post whore thread.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Just curious, between the three of us, how many AR's?
Me, JM, and Gilpin?

I don't own an AR...

I've never even shot an AR...

[LOL]

[blackford76]

Or try feeding a fat bastard dog that won't eat dry food... [Bang]

Wont he eat cats?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Wont he eat cats?

I like cats.... [Mad]

[blackford76]

I like cats.... [Mad]

Sorry...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Sorry...

It's cool. [LOL][ROFL3][ROFL2][ROFL1]

[blackford76]

I don't own an AR...

I've never even shot an AR...

[LOL]

Seriously?

[blackford76]

It's cool. [LOL][ROFL3][ROFL2][ROFL1]

No, I'm sorry that you like cats![Muaha]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Seriously?
For serious. Never shot an AR.

No, I'm sorry that you like cats![Muaha]

Awe...... :(

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I really should be in bed... I got shit going on in the morning.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Gonna have to buy me a Go Fast in the morning... Maybe a Red Bull... I need to be mentally alert tomorrow...

[blackford76]

I have 4 AR's, working on my 5th. I'd let you shoot mine.
Even though you are a pink wheeled, white Lambo driving cat liker...[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Actually I drive a white Jetta...

And, I have 2/3 of an AR... And a stripped lower... and 2 80% AK receivers..

But I don't own a complete rifle at all.

[GilpinGuy]

Just curious, between the three of us, how many AR's?
Me, JM, and Gilpin?

I have 1.

[GilpinGuy]

Holy crap. I take a whiz, make another Crown and DIET Coke, reply to a text and I'm 2 pages behind. Hmmmmmmm.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I should actually put effort into finishing an AR...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Holy crap. I take a whiz, make another Crown and DIET Coke, reply to a text and I'm 2 pages behind. Hmmmmmmm.

You need to change your settings to 40 posts per page.... [Flower]

[blackford76]

Actually I drive a white Jetta...

And, I have 2/3 of an AR... And a stripped lower... and 2 80% AK receivers..

But I don't own a complete rifle at all.

We can help fix that, I have a couple AK parts kits...

[blackford76]

I should actually put effort into finishing an AR...

What parts do you need to finish?

[GilpinGuy]

No, I'm sorry that you like cats![Muaha]

I second this. I grew up with them. Then I got a dog when I had my own house and was like "WTF? Dogs rock!" Other peoples cats are OK if they're cool cats. So many are like stuck up bitches though.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

We can help fix that, I have a couple AK parts kits...
Right... See.... I lack cash... [LOL]

[GilpinGuy]

You need to change your settings to 40 posts per page.... [Flower]

Good point.

[blackford76]

Right... See.... I lack cash... [LOL]

You said you have a stripped lower for an AR, I have parts to make 2 AK's...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

What parts do you need to finish?

I have one stripped lower. No parts in it at all.

My other lower has an LPK in it. No stock, buffer, spring or tube, no upper.


I second this. I grew up with them. Then I got a dog when I had my own house and was like "WTF? Dogs rock!" Other peoples cats are OK if they're cool cats. So many are like stuck up bitches though.

My big outdoor cat is a silent assassin... He kills raccoon...

My little indoor cat can't see well... She's scared of everything.

[GilpinGuy]

Right... See.... I lack cash... [LOL]
Yes, but we all have "stuff" that can be traded....

[blackford76]

I second this. I grew up with them. Then I got a dog when I had my own house and was like "WTF? Dogs rock!" Other peoples cats are OK if they're cool cats. So many are like stuck up bitches though.

Last cat I had was awesome...right up to the point where he tried mating with the mountain lion. She ate him.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You said you have a stripped lower for an AR, I have parts to make 2 AK's...

Can't trade that lower. My buddy has the "other one"... Consecutive serial numbers. We were gonna build matching rifles eventually. I gave him the other lower for his birthday/wedding.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Last cat I had was awesome...right up to the point where he tried mating with the mountain lion. She ate him.

But he's a badass for trying! That's like a skinny dude bangin a fat chick. Sure, he might get lost in the folds... But that dude tried! [LOL]

[GilpinGuy]

Man, back in NY (upstate NY, in the woods) we had all outdoor cats. They came and went as they pleased and some were totally bad-ass. Some didn;t last long.

Up here in Gilpin County, outdoor cats are Coyote food. I get a kick out of the "LOST CAT" signs that I see around sometimes. That cat has been shit out of a coyote by the time the sign was hung. [LOL]

[blackford76]

Can't trade that lower. My buddy has the "other one"... Consecutive serial numbers. We were gonna build matching rifles eventually. I gave him the other lower for his birthday/wedding.

So...we put the parts from the one you started into the 'special' one, and go from there.[Stooge]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Man, back in NY (upstate NY, in the woods) we had all outdoor cats. They came and went as they pleased and some were totally bad-ass. Some didn;t last long.

Up here in Gilpin County, outdoor cats are Coyote food. I get a kick out of the "LOST CAT" signs that I see around sometimes. That cat has been shit out of a coyote by the time the sign was hung. [LOL]

I live right on the edge of a ton of open space.. I see Fox and Yotes all the time... I'm amazed my cat has lived this long... Just proves how much of a badass he is.

[GilpinGuy]

What I realy want to do is build an AR from the ground up. I bought mine 100% complete. It would be nice to know everything about it and how it all works intimately.

[blackford76]

Man, back in NY (upstate NY, in the woods) we had all outdoor cats. They came and went as they pleased and some were totally bad-ass. Some didn;t last long.

Up here in Gilpin County, outdoor cats are Coyote food. I get a kick out of the "LOST CAT" signs that I see around sometimes. That cat has been shit out of a coyote by the time the sign was hung. [LOL]

Before he got ate, he would bring us fox and coyote tails.
He was a Manx, and was 30 pounds of solid muscle. I miss Baxter.
Could climb a tree like a boss, just couldn't get down, after a while he would resign to his fate and just fall out of the tree, it was funny as hell.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So...we put the parts from the one you started into the 'special' one, and go from there.[Stooge]

They're both special... [LOL]

The other is my Zombie lower... Last offer I got on it was $280. [ROFL1]

Plus, on the blank side of the mag well, Saint Michel's Prayer is lasered into it.

[blackford76]

They're both special... [LOL]

The other is my Zombie lower... Last offer I got on it was $280. [ROFL1]

Plus, on the blank side of the mag well, Saint Michel's Prayer is lasered into it.

Okay, now you're just being difficult. I'm trying to help a brother out...

[blackford76]

What I realy want to do is build an AR from the ground up. I bought mine 100% complete. It would be nice to know everything about it and how it all works intimately.

Currently I'm gathering parts for a SBR, when I get them all together, with the required paperwork, we can have a build party. My wife makes awesome pizza.

[GilpinGuy]

Before he got ate, he would bring us fox and coyote tails.
He was a Manx, and was 30 pounds of solid muscle. I miss Baxter.
Could climb a tree like a boss, just couldn't get down, after a while he would resign to his fate and just fall out of the tree, it was funny as hell.

Damn, was Baxter a Mt. Lion? [ROFL1] Pretty cool when the household pet kicks ass. My dog would routinely come home with squirrels, rabbits and birds. Yeah, birds. He would charge the bunch of birds underneath the bird feeder and smack one now and then, then beat it to shit and bring it to me like a trophy. He's too old for that shit now.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Okay, now you're just being difficult. I'm trying to help a brother out...

Sorry. [LOL]


Pictures?


http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0253.jpg
http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0254.jpg

[GilpinGuy]

Currently I'm gathering parts for a SBR, when I get them all together, with the required paperwork, we can have a build party. My wife makes awesome pizza.

Oh yeah. I'll bring the PBR.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

The back of my head... And a big boom.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0004_0000042253.jpg

[GilpinGuy]

Sorry. [LOL]


Pictures?


http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0253.jpg
http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0254.jpg

That's the Lower I have. $280 huh?

[blackford76]

The back of my head... And a big boom.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0004_0000042253.jpg

Wicked...
crazy good timing

[GilpinGuy]

A little low and to the left though, no? [Coffee]

[blackford76]

I like the selector wording, just don't care for the zombie.
Too bad the SAA is special, the one I just finished is a SAA too.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That's the Lower I have. $280 huh?

Yeah... Ya know all the $500 lower jokes Sniper talks about? Yeah, that was me.


I listed it for sale.. But I didn't want to sell it. I wanted to trade it.

So I said, "I wanna trade. Don't really want to sell it... I'll trade for... Well surprise me. If someone offers me a Glock I'll take it. As for a cash price, since I need one, $500!"

Yeah... It was awesome. I ended up turning down $280. Double what I paid.

[blackford76]

A little low and to the left though, no? [Coffee]

Funny, I was thinking high and right...[Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Wicked...
crazy good timing

Not timing. HTC EVO 4G LTE phone... Camera has a "Slow Motion Video" setting. Then, it'll allow you to take pictures from videos.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0009_0000006522.jpg


A little low and to the left though, no? [Coffee]

Yeah. That's why I traded it. I could never shoot it good enough. USP Compact in .45

[blackford76]

Seems as though I've broken 1000, not as special the third time.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

The camera on my phone takes pictures that rival those from DSLRs...

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0105.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Another, different angle.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0112.jpg

[GilpinGuy]

Not timing. HTC EVO 4G LTE phone... Camera has a "Slow Motion Video" setting. Then, it'll allow you to take pictures from videos.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0009_0000006522.jpg



Yeah. That's why I traded it. I could never shoot it good enough. USP Compact in .45

That's cool right there. I haven't checked out the iPhone 5...wonder if that can do that? Yeah, I'm an iPhone guy...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Seems as though I've broken 1000, not as special the third time.

I want my 1,000 back... :(

[blackford76]

Oh Yeah? Well my Motorola Razr has a camera too...so I'm told.
Just don't ask me how to use it.[Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That's cool right there. I haven't checked out the iPhone 5...wonder if that can do that? Yeah, I'm an iPhone guy...

iPhone 5.... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

Such hype...

[GilpinGuy]

Are those pics from up by James Peak? Looks very familiar. We go there all the time. < an hour from my house.

[blackford76]

Sometimes my phone makes a noise, and there is some sort of message on it, but no one is there...the kids at work call it a text? Weird...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Those are from up Fall River Road... Loch Lomond.

[GilpinGuy]

iPhone 5.... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

Such hype...

That's what I'm wondering. I haven't been to the store to check them out. The 4 is cool as hell. Never upgraded to the 4s because it wasn't a big difference.

[blackford76]

Very nice pictures

[JM Ver. 2.0]

9MM Fireball..

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0007_0000025842.jpg

.357 Mag Fireball... :D

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0008_0000016908.jpg

[GilpinGuy]

Sometimes my phone makes a noise, and there is some sort of message on it, but no one is there...the kids at work call it a text? Weird...

[ROFL2]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Then there was this goofy lookin one... I donno WTF was up with this one.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0012_0000001994.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Very nice pictures

Thanks.

[blackford76]

Then there was this goofy lookin one... I donno WTF was up with this one.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/VIDEO0012_0000001994.jpg

Factory load? or home made? I'd guess light charge...

[GilpinGuy]

Tats, paracord bracelet, gloves. You bad ayass!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Hunting... I took a nap in a valley.. This was looking up.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0228.jpg

Annnd looking down... There were little fawking nats all over... I hate nats... Had to protect the mouth and nose.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/IMAG0227.jpg

[blackford76]

Tats, paracord bracelet, gloves. You bad ayass!

You forgot about the smoove melon...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Factory load? or home made? I'd guess light charge...
Factory. I think it was just later in the shot. I think the fireball just got skipped and all I had was the trail... I'll have to look at the videos later.

Tats, paracord bracelet, gloves. You bad ayass!

RAWR! [Weight]

[blackford76]

Swab a little vanilla extract behind your ears, gnats be gone...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You forgot about the smoove melon...

It's not, really... It's not bic'd... Just cut with clippers...

I'm uploading one of the slow mo videos to PhotoBucket... We'll see what happens.

[GilpinGuy]

OK, you guys out-ho'd me. JM, you win...for now. Gotta get a few z's. I only need a few though cause I'm such a ho. [Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I wonder if I can hit 800 tonight...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

OK, you guys out-ho'd me. JM, you win...for now. Gotta get a few z's. I only need a few though cause I'm such a ho. [Beer]

Pussy... Video is done. Wait for it.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Let's see if this works... Ok, Well... It didn't embed... Just click on it... It'll open up a new window.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/th_VIDEO0007.jpg (http://s1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/?action=view&current=VIDEO0007.mp4)

[blackford76]

OK, you guys out-ho'd me. JM, you win...for now. Gotta get a few z's. I only need a few though cause I'm such a ho. [Beer]

It's rough, gotta be at work at the crack of 1430...[Coffee]

Catch you later...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

And yes... I know my slide doesn't lock open at the end... I have a nasty habit of thumbing the slide release down...

[blackford76]

Vid was cool, Nice, no flinch on empty chamber...well done.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

All the single shots are supposed to be double taps... That was before I had the short reset trigger in... I would pull for the second shot, but I never released it enough to reset.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Uploading another short one... This is with my old USPc in .45

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Same deal... Gotta click it...

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/th_My45DT.jpg (http://s1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/?action=view&current=My45DT.mp4)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

God I hated that gun....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

The .357 Mag... Ignore the goofy look on my face... I was excited.

Again, gotta click it.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/th_VIDEO0008.jpg (http://s1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/?action=view&current=VIDEO0008.mp4)

[GilpinGuy]

Man, I thought I was gonna see some more TwoGirlsOneCup kinda stuff...LOL!

Nice vids man!

[blackford76]

That was a quick nap...

[blackford76]

You can't point out the 'goofy look' and then tell us to ignore it...the universe does not work that way!

[GilpinGuy]

I "babysat" a S&W .357 for a few years when a friend got paranoid about his boys getting into his guns. That was the smoothest revolver I ever shot. Sadly, the guy I was holding it for asked for it back. I need to get another one.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

You can't point out the 'goofy look' and then tell us to ignore it...the universe does not work that way!

[LOL] Silence...

So... Let's discuss these AK kits... [Pepsi]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I "babysat" a S&W .357 for a few years when a friend got paranoid about his boys getting into his guns. That was the smoothest revolver I ever shot. Sadly, the guy I was holding it for asked for it back. I need to get another one.

This was a Ruger Security Six with a 6" barrel.

[blackford76]

[LOL] Silence...

So... Let's discuss these AK kits... [Pepsi]

Again...silence followed by let's discuss...[NoEvil]

[GilpinGuy]

That was a quick nap...


Meh, had one shot of Crown left. Can't it just sit there all alone. [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Again...silence followed by let's discuss...[NoEvil]

MmmHmmm.....

[GilpinGuy]

How the hell is JM 30 posts ahead of me? I gotta PM the MODS to cut a few off again...I mean, uh....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

How the hell is JM 30 posts ahead of me? I gotta PM the MODS to cut a few off again...I mean, uh....

And the truth comes out!!!!!!!!!! [Rant1][ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]


The picture of the pretty girl I sent to you distracted you...

That's the girlfriend, by the way.... Like I said, WTF does she see in my big ass?!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

776.... One more post, then I'm calling it a night... I gotta be up at the ass crack of 8am.

[blackford76]

AK kits...I have had them for several years now. I built two, the others are lonely. You have receivers and no parts kits. You also don't have an AR receiver to trade for said parts kits. What now?

[GilpinGuy]

Pretty girl. And you're right...WTF is she doing with you? I say that to myself everyday about my wife I swear.

Good luck man. [Awesom]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

AK kits...I have had them for several years now. I built two, the others are lonely. You have receivers and no parts kits. You also don't have an AR receiver to trade for said parts kits. What now?

PM Me some details on the kits... Let's see if we can come to some sort of agreement... [Beer]

I'd say text me... But your previous posts make me think that would be a bad idea... [LOL]



EDIT: I just noticed... Gilpin's post count... 747, Boeing Plane... My post count... 777, Boeing Plane again...

[GilpinGuy]

I just noticed... Gilpin's post count... 747, Boeing Plane... My post count... 777, Boeing Plane again...

Nice! Numbers again....

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Nice! Numbers again....

Now you messed it up....

[blackford76]

Now you messed it up....

So did you! [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So did you! [ROFL1]

Not before he did!!!!!

[Ronin13]

Someone lied... I haven't posted in the ho thread in AGES, then read in the craigslist rant thread (or was that a warning) that there'd be bacon bikinis and yoga pants! WTF guys? Do not make me go to google for my bacon bikinis and babes in yoga pants... [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Someone lied... I haven't posted in the ho thread in AGES, then read in the craigslist rant thread (or was that a warning) that there'd be bacon bikinis and yoga pants! WTF guys? Do not make me go to google for my bacon bikinis and babes in yoga pants... [Coffee]

Um... There used to be... Check back a few pages.... Or just go to the bacon shortage thread... I share the wealth... Ya know, like Obama tells me to. [LOL]

[zteknik]

Did you guys ever get to bed!???!![Coffee]

[zteknik]

I have one helova honey do list that it looks like community service without parole!!![LOL]

[zteknik]

Sooo gotta post'em when I can ;)

[blackford76]

Did you guys ever get to bed!???!![Coffee]

Not so much...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I went to bed. Then I went to take a test that I damn near failed because I had an epic brain fart... I was scared.

[zteknik]

I went to bed. Then I went to take a test that I damn near failed because I had an epic brain fart... I was scared.
At least you passed..
It musta been the bacon'kini [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

At least you passed..
It musta been the bacon'kini [ROFL1]

DAMN THE BACON'KINI!!!!!!!! [ROFL1][LOL]

[Ronin13]

DAMN THE BACON'KINI!!!!!!!! [ROFL1][LOL]

Don't you dare say that! God bless the Bacon'kini! It is the only way we will have peace! [Flower]

[blackford76]

Don't you dare say that! God bless the Bacon'kini! It is the only way we will have peace! [Flower]

I'll take a piece, thank you very much.

[Ronin13]

I'll take a piece, thank you very much.

I wish more people would! JM did put it best in the bacon shortage thread- it's the only time when less bacon is actually better! [Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I wish the Aurora PD would get off their asses and call me already... Or send me a letter... Or even send me a damn email! I hate not knowing anything...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ya know... I'd even be good with the Civil Service Commission updating their damn meeting minutes!

[Troublco]

The bacon-kini thing reminded me of something someone had mentioned before about developing a bacon bomb for use in the Mideast...but I was thinking more of training suicide porkers. Pigs with vests...could work. Train 'em to run into the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern men with beards...[ROFL1] Just have to develop a reliable system of delivery...[Coffee]

[Ronin13]

I wish the Aurora PD would get off their asses and call me already... Or send me a letter... Or even send me a damn email! I hate not knowing anything...

What are you waiting on word about? Have you tried calling them?

[Troublco]

The .357 Mag... Ignore the goofy look on my face... I was excited.

Again, gotta click it.

http://i1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/th_VIDEO0008.jpg (http://s1051.photobucket.com/albums/s439/JMaier33/?action=view&current=VIDEO0008.mp4)

I thought it was just a steely-eyed look of determination...until you mentioned it!


You can't point out the 'goofy look' and then tell us to ignore it...the universe does not work that way!

This![ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

The bacon-kini thing reminded me of something someone had mentioned before about developing a bacon bomb for use in the Mideast...but I was thinking more of training suicide porkers. Pigs with vests...could work. Train 'em to run into the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern men with beards...[ROFL1] Just have to develop a reliable system of delivery...[Coffee]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL] That's awesome.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

What are you waiting on word about? Have you tried calling them?

Because calling is a no no... You'll learn all about that once you start applying places...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I thought it was just a steely-eyed look of determination...until you mentioned it!



This![ROFL1]

You shut your whore mouth! [LOL]

[Troublco]

You shut your whore mouth! [LOL]

But this is the whore thread...gotta whore here! [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

But this is the whore thread...gotta whore here! [Coffee]

You have a point.... [ROFL1]

[Ronin13]

The bacon-kini thing reminded me of something someone had mentioned before about developing a bacon bomb for use in the Mideast...but I was thinking more of training suicide porkers. Pigs with vests...could work. Train 'em to run into the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern men with beards...[ROFL1] Just have to develop a reliable system of delivery...[Coffee]

C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters. [Tooth]

[Ronin13]

Because calling is a no no... You'll learn all about that once you start applying places...

Oh you're applying to APD? Nice! I'm still waiting for JCSO to post up when they are accepting apps for their next academy.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters. [Tooth]

[ROFL1] Perfect!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh you're applying to APD? Nice! I'm still waiting for JCSO to post up when they are accepting apps for their next academy.

You know they just had a process, right? It could be a year or two before they have another. I was in their process too. Didn't get picked.

[Troublco]

C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters. [Tooth]

You can't let a little setback like a shortage interfere with progress. This is the age of smart weapons...you cannot digress! Must keep moving forward...intelligent swine utilized as WMD's (Weapons of Muslim Destruction) can be the future of this ideological/religious conflict!

(Wow...it's getting so deep I'm not sure I can stand it! [ROFL1]

[Ronin13]

You know they just had a process, right? It could be a year or two before they have another. I was in their process too. Didn't get picked.

Oh really? I started checking back in July/Aug- I must have just missed it. I thought they did 2 academies a year... I do have Veteran's Preference and if Amendment S -State Personnel System passes in Nov I'll have extra points for that! [Beer]

I guess just hang until they open for applications...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh really? I started checking back in July/Aug- I must have just missed it. I thought they did 2 academies a year... I do have Veteran's Preference and if Amendment S -State Personnel System passes in Nov I'll have extra points for that! [Beer]

I guess just hang until they open for applications...

I have a huge amount of hate for Vet Pref Points... I got booted out of the process for Adams County by an asshat Vet... He only beat me based on his Vet Pref Points... He was fired half way through the academy... [Rant1]



To be clear, it's not the Vets I have a problem with. It's the fact that they're given points for no other reason that being a Vet. It's one thing to lose to a DECENT and DESERVING Vet... It's another thing to get beat out by some clown that can't even make it all the way through the academy... And, because I already worked with him, I knew he was going to suck in the academy anyway. Dude was afraid of his own shadow... [Bang]

[Ronin13]

I have a huge amount of hate for Vet Pref Points... I got booted out of the process for Adams County by an asshat Vet... He only beat me based on his Vet Pref Points... He was fired half way through the academy... [Rant1]



To be clear, it's not the Vets I have a problem with. It's the fact that they're given points for no other reason that being a Vet. It's one thing to lose to a DECENT and DESERVING Vet... It's another thing to get beat out by some clown that can't even make it all the way through the academy... And, because I already worked with him, I knew he was going to suck in the academy anyway. Dude was afraid of his own shadow... [Bang]

Oh really? See I'm of the type that I will not accept defeat- I aim to be the top graduate from the academy. I have aspirations to work Patrol, SWAT, and hopefully work my way up to SGT... but unlike most JCSO deputies, I have ZERO aspirations to leave the Mountain Precinct and go work down in the city.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh really? See I'm of the type that I will not accept defeat- I aim to be the top graduate from the academy. I have aspirations to work Patrol, SWAT, and hopefully work my way up to SGT... but unlike most JCSO deputies, I have ZERO aspirations to leave the Mountain Precinct and go work down in the city.

Yeah... You gotta start in the jail in JeffCo too, remember that. There's a ton of BS that you gotta wade through during the hiring process too... You can PM me if you wanna know. I've been through a few processes. Never failed out. Just haven't been picked or got beat on points.

[Ronin13]

Yeah... You gotta start in the jail in JeffCo too, remember that. There's a ton of BS that you gotta wade through during the hiring process too... You can PM me if you wanna know. I've been through a few processes. Never failed out. Just haven't been picked or got beat on points.

Oh I'm aware of the starting in the jail bit, that's fine- although part of the motivation to be the best in my class is that usually the top 2 guys get their pick after graduation (from what current deputies have said of their classes- not sure if it's that way now).

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Oh I'm aware of the starting in the jail bit, that's fine- although part of the motivation to be the best in my class is that usually the top 2 guys get their pick after graduation (from what current deputies have said of their classes- not sure if it's that way now).

My suggestion... Start in the jail. It WILL help you out.

[Ronin13]

My suggestion... Start in the jail. It WILL help you out.

Yeah... my buddies dad spent 10 years on JeffCo with their Long Gun unit (read: sniper) and was a reserve deputy for our entire time in HS... he said the best place to learn who you'll probably have to deal with a lot is the jail- that and it kinda gives you a bit of a baptism by fire.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Yeah... my buddies dad spent 10 years on JeffCo with their Long Gun unit (read: sniper) and was a reserve deputy for our entire time in HS... he said the best place to learn who you'll probably have to deal with a lot is the jail- that and it kinda gives you a bit of a baptism by fire.

You learn how to talk to people. Not normal people... Douche Bags... Once you get into it, you'll get what I mean.

[HoneyBadger]

Wow JM... You get the whore of the night award! I think you've posted more than 100 posts in the last 24 hours...

Good luck to both of you guys trying to get slots working where you want.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Wow JM... You get the whore of the night award! I think you've posted more than 100 posts in the last 24 hours...

Good luck to both of you guys trying to get slots working where you want.

Now that you mention it..... [ROFL1]. I think I did!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Page two again? Seriously?

[Dr_Fwd]

Say what?

[blackford76]

Page two again? Seriously?

I've been waiting for you to bump this back up...took long enough.[Coffee]

[blackford76]

Say what?

Who?

Long time no talk, brother!

[blackford76]

Vadim, on that AR I got from you last year, does it have a heavier hammer spring than a normal 5.56?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I was at the girlfriend's house. Sorry... Now I'm watching space shows again. I fucking love space.

[blackford76]

I was at the girlfriend's house. Sorry... Now I'm watching space shows again. I fucking love space.

I guess I'll let it slide...this time.

What show?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

How the universe works.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Stars are just..... Amazing....

[blackford76]

Very humbling...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

My balls hurt... This girl is a tease...

[blackford76]

Better check out more yoga pants forums...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Bah hahaha

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Again... Page two.... :( I am disappoint...

[Ronin13]

Better check out more yoga pants forums...

I love chicks in yoga pants...
http://www.fashionhandbagsy.com/images/20110309/Yoga-Pants-4.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I love chicks in yoga pants...
http://www.fashionhandbagsy.com/images/20110309/Yoga-Pants-4.jpg

My pictures were better..... [LOL][ROFL1]

[02ducky]

Umm wow!?!

Gotta break JM record!

[02ducky]

Off to a good start, no yoga pants tho.

[02ducky]

Ho de ho!

Where is Yankeefan and Uncle Dave?

[02ducky]

You guys ever smell a dogs ears that has a yeast infection?

[02ducky]

Yeah it's that bad, but I have been learned that vagisil works for it. Somebody wanna go but it for me?

Please

[02ducky]

Well this is boring. Nobody knows... The troubles Ive been in

[Troublco]

I love chicks in yoga pants...
http://www.fashionhandbagsy.com/images/20110309/Yoga-Pants-4.jpg

Still more fun getting them out of yoga pants...[Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Still more fun getting them out of yoga pants...[Beer]

I've done that! [ROFL1]

[HoneyBadger]

I second this. I grew up with them. Then I got a dog when I had my own house and was like "WTF? Dogs rock!" Other peoples cats are OK if they're cool cats. So many are like stuck up bitches though.

I totally agree. Grew up with cats, now I love my dog and won't ever have another cat.




Yeah it's that bad, but I have been learned that vagisil works for it. Somebody wanna go but it for me?

Please

No, I will not buy your Vagisil for you! [Stooge]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I totally agree. Grew up with cats, now I love my dog and won't ever have another cat.





No, I will not buy your Vagisil for you! [Stooge]

But you'll buy mine, and apply it, right? [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[Heep72]

Now all I need is an orange slice for my ice cold Blue Moon! [Beer]

[Heep72]

Oh really?!?!?!! I am the only whore whoring this late tonight? Bah!

[Dr_Fwd]

Whore!

[Heep72]

Whore!

That word starts to sound funny if you say it too much! On the other hand I take whoring very seriously!

[zteknik]

Down on the corner,out in the street,the whore boys meet :D

[Dr_Fwd]

Hell, we've got whole buncha members here proudly wearing "whore" as title.

[Dr_Fwd]

Down on the corner,out in the street,the whore boys meet :D
[ROFL1]

[Dr_Fwd]

Where's Mike?!

[Heep72]

Whores are getting more and more respect these days. An honest days work whoring is. You go whores! Heres to ya! [Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

Mike has been slacking lately... haven't seen him on any of the corners! [LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

Just noticed that sometime in the past day or two I passed 1000... Some whore I am, right?


[Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

I'm going to go take some pictures of my latest project.... try to rival some of the other great photographers we have here on ar-15.co

[zteknik]

Just noticed that sometime in the past day or two I passed 1000... Some whore I am, right?


[Coffee]
[Beer] Yup!!!
See working the night shift paid off for you...[LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

[Beer] Yup!!!
See working the night shift paid off for you...[LOL]

The night shift always "pays off" for me... [Flower]

[HoneyBadger]

Okay, give me some feedback here fellas!


http://imageshack.us/a/img152/87/dsc0020hp.jpg

[zteknik]

Nice!!
I like your trademark ;)

[zteknik]

You should put it in the black guns thread.. :D

[HoneyBadger]

alright, i'll post it there too. I figured this would be an easier start because all the real photographers avoid the post whore thread like an STD! hahahahaha

[HoneyBadger]

Posted!
Quick link:
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=7854&page=19

[zteknik]

[Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

How are you doin Bob?

[zteknik]

Doing ok Dave.
Finaly finished up that stock and put my 03 into it :D
I also put the scope that I had at Pawnee on top of it.Gotta get back up there now and sight that puppy in !!

[HoneyBadger]

Doing ok Dave.
Finaly finished up that stock and put my 03 into it :D
I also put the scope that I had at Pawnee on top of it.Gotta get back up there now and sight that puppy in !!

Awesome. Maybe next time we shoot together, I can "test drive" it! ;)

Every day I spend a bunch of time thinking about my SBR tax stamp.... [BooHoo]

[HoneyBadger]

Alright, I'm goin to bed now... Going to have nice dreams about my stamp arriving early... [Awesom]

[zteknik]

Oh most definitly,you must test drive it!

Yea man I hear ya!Some day when I get the funds together I want to do a few myself.And maybe an AOW or 3 :D

[GilpinGuy]

I will not get sucked into the Post Whore Thread tonight dammit!

[zteknik]

BACONINI'S!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[zteknik]

Well I'm off like a herd of turtle's.
Gonna get out and do some fishin' in the morning...er later :D
Night 'yall!!!

[02ducky]

How did you do? Pics?

[HoneyBadger]

Hey Bob, lets see some pics!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Well I'm off like a herd of turtle's.
Gonna get out and do some fishin' in the morning...er later :D
Night 'yall!!!
Pics, or you didn't go, Ho! Fishy, fishy in the brook, come on over and bite my hook!! [Coffee]

[patrick0685]

feel like i should stop by and say hi

[Heep72]

feel like i should stop by and say hi

Its about time slacker!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

feel like i should stop by and say hi
Glad ya did Patrick.

Its about time [B]slacker!
I resemble this remark! And I'll make up for it I promis! [Coffee]

[Heep72]

I resemble this remark! And I'll make up for it I promis! [Coffee]

Hold you to it. [Beer]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Hold you to it. [Beer]
I hope you do!![Coffee]

[kwando]

This thread is blessed... Carry on!

[02ducky]

Woohoo I am now a "machine gunner".

[Heep72]

Woohoo I am now a "machine gunner".

Dont mean sh*t until you have a clever colored coded title......so there!

[HoneyBadger]

Yeah, especially something really homoerotic like mine....
Ask and ye shall receive...[Bang]

[02ducky]

Gotta earn it, just like my machine gunner. Debbie downer. :)

[Heep72]

Gotta earn it, just like my machine gunner. Debbie downer. :)

Well I just made it to Dong Shooter..........wait

[islandermyk]

Woohoo I am now a "machine gunner".

Congrats man [Beer]


It only gets better...


... you whore [Coffee]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Woohoo I am now a "machine gunner".


Dont mean sh*t until you have a clever colored coded title......so there!
Titles?? I'll work on it!! [Muaha]

[TriggerHappy]

Yeah, especially something really homoerotic like mine....
Ask and ye shall receive...[Bang]

Embrace the big antennas!!!

[Coffee]

[02ducky]

Titles?? I'll work on it!! [Muaha]

Not me bro, when it happens it happens. I don't wanna be considered "bat poop crazy mofo "[ROFL1]

[zteknik]

Figured i'd make my showing on the ho corner :D
Man I feel like crap today :(

What do you call a whore with a runny nose????
Full.........[LOL]

[02ducky]

Catch any fish?

[zteknik]

Yepper!:)
2 nice size largemouths.
Got them in the freezer :D
I stayed local and just used some spinners and I got them on the first few trys.
As it got later in the morning nothing else was bitting.

[HoneyBadger]

Where did you catch 'em?

[zteknik]

At one of the little lakes here in town.They actualy stock it prety well.
I went with my wifes uncle so I realy dont remember exactly which one it was.

We drove around for a bit checking different lakes out.Then we stopped and he was like this one looks promising :)

[zteknik]

Well I'm back off to bed.
Feeling drowsy now after taking meds..
I hate being sick,cant get much done...:(

[HoneyBadger]

i'm not allowed to take any meds that could make me sleepy... :(

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Not me bro, when it happens it happens. [ROFL1]
Opps, Too late. It happened. [ROFL1]

Dont mean sh*t until you have a clever colored title......so there!
[Muaha]

Thanks TG!

[Heep72]

Opps, Too late. It happened. [ROFL1]

[Muaha]

Thanks TG!

Too funny! You sure work fast Dave! [Beer]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[Coffee] I couldn't. Have done it without a Good friend of mine! [Beer]

[theGinsue]

Yeah, especially something really homoerotic like mine....
Ask and ye shall receive...[Bang]
Hmmm. Seems played out to me. Seems like you need something new & more long-term.

Just sayin.

[theGinsue]

Man I feel like crap today :(

Hey, it's not my fault! I don't want any rumors that I'm some sort of Typhoid Ginsue after our meet the other day.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[Ban3] WooHoo 4K again!!

[HoneyBadger]

Hmmm. Seems played out to me. Seems like you need something new & more long-term.

Just sayin.

I love you [Flower]

[theGinsue]

I love you [Flower]

I know.. "long time" and all that. Ain't gonna happen 'til your prices are negotiable.

[Coffee]

[Heep72]

[Ban3] WooHoo 4K again!!

Whore!

[02ducky]

Lol nice title. Dammit Dave!!

[02ducky]

[Ban3] WooHoo 4K again!!

+ 1 you're a whore!

[Heep72]

I want to be a great whore like Dave one day! [Beer] Its going to take time I know. True dedication! I can do it!!!!

[02ducky]

You now have a cool title now- congrats!!

Whore!

[Heep72]

You now have a cool title now- congrats!!

Whore!

Congrats to you fellow Whore! Whores to ya! [Beer]

[Monky]

Pretty sure that I had Biscuits w/ milk and flour this morning.. that certainly was NOT country gravy.. Not even close.. Tabasco didn't even fix it.. [Help]

[Heep72]

Pretty sure that I had Biscuits w/ milk and flour this morning.. that certainly was NOT country gravy.. Not even close.. Tabasco didn't even fix it.. [Help]

Man, I had some home made biscuits and gravy this monin and let me tell you they were delish! A big thank you to my wife!
I am truly sorry about your misfortune however! [Tooth]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

+ 1 you're a whore!


I want to be a great whore like Dave one day! [Beer] Its going to take time I know. True dedication! I can do it!!!!
All in good time my fellow Whore brothers. Baby steps. [Wiggle]

Enjoy the new titles!! [Muaha] [Beer]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Pretty sure that I had Biscuits w/ milk and flour this morning.. that certainly was NOT country gravy.. Not even close.. Tabasco didn't even fix it.. [Help]
Thats odd. Tabasco fixes every thing! Jimmy Dean makes a pretty good country gravy mix that I buy.

[Heep72]

Thats odd. Tabasco fixes every thing! Jimmy Dean makes a pretty good country gravy mix that I buy.

Just my opinion but Tabasco.......[Puke]Cholula however is tits! [Tooth]

[zteknik]

Hey, it's not my fault! I don't want any rumors that I'm some sort of Typhoid Ginsue after our meet the other day.
Nah,your safe-we diddn't even swap spit,not even a passing glance!!![ROFL1]

With little nose pickers around never know what they pick up at school.
I feel a bit better today but just not motivated to do anything-yet..

[zteknik]

Man I go to bed for a bit and what happens-everybody gets a tittle change!!
Cool!![Beer]

[02ducky]

Man I go to bed for a bit and what happens-everybody gets a tittle change!!
Cool!![Beer]

No duck soup for you whore! I this DSB Outdoors had a little something to do with the title change.

[theGinsue]

No duck soup for you whore! I this DSB Outdoors had a little something to do with the title change.
Hmmm. Interesting supposition. I wouldn't know. [Tooth]

[zteknik]

No duck soup for you whore! I this DSB Outdoors had a little something to do with the title change.
[ROFL1] Just like his tittle--gotta love it [Tooth]

[02ducky]

I like it it's got a nice flow to it, I gotta find the soup nazi from Jerry Stienfiled (sp)and us it as my avitar.

[Heep72]

I like it it's got a nice flow to it, I gotta find the soup nazi from Jerry Stienfiled (sp)and us it as my avitar.

Teehee!

[HoneyBadger]

Just my opinion but Tabasco.......[Puke]Cholula however is tits! [Tooth]

Frank's Red Hot is where it's at! [Pepsi]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[Dunno][Dunno] I don't know what you guy's are talking about. Titles? What? [Muaha]

I drank the 5th on this one! Plead, drank, 220, 221 what ever it takes. [Tooth]

[Heep72]

[Dunno][Dunno] I don't know what you guy's are talking about. Titles? What? [Muaha]

I drank the 5th on this one! Plead, drank, 220, 221 what ever it takes. [Tooth]

[ROFL1][ROFL3][ROFL2][ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Frank's Red Hot is where it's at! [Pepsi]
I also like Melinda's hot sauce. Good on steak.

[spittoon]

i got some hot sauce fer ya with ghost chill's

[DSB OUTDOORS]

i got some hot sauce fer ya with ghost chill's
NO THANK YOU. Not enough icecream in the world could chill the bunghole after that. [Help]

[spittoon]

for the love of it you can feel every turn in your small intestine and ice cubes are required but i suggest you crap by the creek so you do not set the forest on fire or the house

[Heep72]

Shit fire and save matches!!