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Great-Kazoo
03-26-2016, 21:44
And all the world is football shaped.

It's there for me to kick in space.

hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2016, 21:46
All things considered how you doing Jim?

Great-Kazoo
03-26-2016, 23:13
All things considered how you doing Jim?

getting by

wyome
03-26-2016, 23:16
Thought he would say something like "better than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

My grandma was a 1 footer...she taught us how to do wheelies in her wheel chair....

OtterbatHellcat
03-27-2016, 04:46
Yo....homos

Suck it........lol.

OtterbatHellcat
03-27-2016, 04:47
I like this latest snow fall prediction......snow didn't fall. That's the best kind of snow there is.

OtterbatHellcat
03-27-2016, 04:51
Good morning, bitches.

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 05:10
Good morning, bitches.

We'll see how good a morning it is when i start phone & text bombing you. Good to see you came up for a breath of fresh air.

wyome
03-27-2016, 07:50
Morning peeps

SideShow Bob
03-27-2016, 08:03
Yo Ho's.

GK,
I didn't get a chance to post up good thoughts in thread before Ginsue closed it..

Its good to see you up and kicking, & in good spirits........ :)

OtterbatHellcat
03-27-2016, 08:47
Luv ya, Jim....thanks.

brutal
03-27-2016, 09:38
OBC fell off the wagon?

Happy to see you man.

buffalobo
03-27-2016, 09:40
I think the wagon ran him over.

Good to see you OBC!

sent from my electronic ball and chain

brutal
03-27-2016, 09:51
nighty night, up all night, need some me.me.me.me.me's.

snore.... me.me.me.me.me.... snore....me.me.me.me.me

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 10:15
OBC fell off the wagon?

Happy to see you man.

Sounded ok to me. Either his "girlfriend" was listening to our conversation. OR he was hiding in some health club

brutal
03-27-2016, 17:28
Sounded ok to me. Either his "girlfriend" was listening to our conversation. OR he was hiding in some health strip club

FIFY

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 17:37
SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

brutal
03-27-2016, 17:44
SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

Well, at least we know where your sense of humor wasn't.

[ROFL2]

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 17:44
Oh i'm a gonna have fun with this . I hope

brutal
03-27-2016, 17:48
Oh i'm a gonna have fun with this . I hope

Gotta make the best of it.

Good meds help.

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 17:49
Well, at least we know where your sense of humor wasn't.

[ROFL2]


You that guy stuck in that SUV lease ?

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 17:56
Well, at least we know where your sense of humor wasn't.

[ROFL2]

You should see some of the text our daughter was sending me. She's clearly on her game.

She ask if i wanted some donuts before she drove down.

NO FOOD, Been tossing cookies.

Why are you throwing cookies? You have a net set up?

NO I'M PUKING

I know what it means
Did they cut your Sarcasm off too?? !

KS63
03-27-2016, 19:21
Ahhh. A nice 13yr old Napa Cabernet. Forgot I had some of this.

stodg73
03-27-2016, 19:37
More brass to tumble...

fly boy
03-27-2016, 19:55
Well I have decided to get drunk tonight so Monday will be as miserable as possible. Anyone else joining me?

fly boy
03-27-2016, 19:56
You should see some of the text our daughter was sending me. She's clearly on her game.

She ask if i wanted some donuts before she drove down.

NO FOOD, Been tossing cookies.

Why are you throwing cookies? You have a net set up?

NO I'M PUKING

I know what it means
Did they cut your Sarcasm off too?? !

haha.... You might be a veterans kid if......

Irving
03-27-2016, 19:56
Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 20:10
Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.


I use to work noon - 1, then take an hour for lunch.

fly boy
03-27-2016, 20:14
Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.

I have started off with a 30 pack of Natty Ice.... down to 26 in 2.5 hours.

And that sounds like brutal hours, I only work 0630-1600 with 30 minute lunch

brutal
03-27-2016, 20:38
You that guy stuck in that SUV lease ?

Leased a car once. Young dumb, and full of... stupid.

My wife's second Suby after driving the wheels off the rusted GL10 wagon we moved here with in 92. She put too many miles on that leased car and it was kinda beat up when it came due. She just doesn't take care of her stuff. We took a bath on it even with the trade for something financed.

brutal
03-27-2016, 20:39
You should see some of the text our daughter was sending me. She's clearly on her game.

She ask if i wanted some donuts before she drove down.

NO FOOD, Been tossing cookies.

Why are you throwing cookies? You have a net set up?

NO I'M PUKING

I know what it means
Did they cut your Sarcasm off too?? !

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.

buffalobo
03-27-2016, 21:14
SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad
Well done.[emoji106]

sent from my electronic ball and chain

HoneyBadger
03-27-2016, 21:41
SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad
This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast! [ROFL1]

HoneyBadger
03-27-2016, 21:42
Well I have decided to get drunk tonight so Monday will be as miserable as possible. Anyone else joining me?
I would, but I have to be at work at 0545 tomorrow morning... :(

HoneyBadger
03-27-2016, 21:44
So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.
HEY! I thought we weren't going to talk about that weekend?? [mlp]

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 22:31
This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast! [ROFL1]

Next Halloween? I doubt i'll be detox'd before Hillary's 2nd term, by choice

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 22:43
So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

.

. Since you had your tonsils removed for an extra inch of stroke. I'll have to say , i don't know.

Great-Kazoo
03-27-2016, 22:45
Well done.[emoji106]

sent from my electronic ball and chain

Thanks, I started sending out invites this morning. Telling forum members we know with kids, if they got bored, come on down . The hospital was having a EEH anyway. Why not crash it in style.

Mazin
03-28-2016, 00:59
I have started off with a 30 pack of Natty Ice.... down to 26 in 2.5 hours.

And that sounds like brutal hours, I only work 0630-1600 (tel:0630-1600) with 30 minute lunch


Your not not hardcore till you drink that after it's been sitting for hours next to a space heater. My FIL use to sit in the garage all day and just drink that damn near boiling, 2 beers use to jack my world up!



SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

Ok Jim serousyl that is fucking funnier than a person blowing some shit up with tannerite and losing.......Nvm


Glad to hear your up and getting around. I will call but I know your busy and getting bombarded right now. Btw you will have a package in the mail soon.

Great-Kazoo
03-28-2016, 02:50
I got me a chrysler, it's as big as a whale

Great-Kazoo
03-28-2016, 02:53
It's about to set sail.

fly boy
03-28-2016, 06:10
I second that motion.

Mazin
03-28-2016, 17:32
Ok guys need opinions here. What do you think of these, color size and overall look. All 5 year calendered vinyl and bigger than the last 3"x3". These are 3.750"x 2.70" and all vinyl not printed.
64632

64633

64634

64635

Mazin
03-28-2016, 17:34
FDE or CaCa Brown?

64644

Also so checked out Matte White and Black, IMHO the flat matte black looks sick

64645

64646

wyome
03-28-2016, 19:14
Got the stickers Mazin...tks man!!!!!!

Mazin
03-28-2016, 19:28
Your welcome bro!!!!!

Erni
03-28-2016, 22:26
Thanks Mazin, got mine too.

Mazin
03-28-2016, 22:54
You are welcome as well!!


like I marked on those the corner is split so becareful when applying them. I like to use a credit card to push on the vinyl whole I pull back the xfer tape.

GilpinGuy
03-29-2016, 01:07
FDE or CaCa Brown?


Also so checked out Matte White and Black, IMHO the flat matte black looks sick





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I want to check these out!!

Irving
03-29-2016, 01:14
What does 5 year calendared mean?

Mazin
03-29-2016, 01:43
I want to check these out!!
Ugh!!!! Sometimes I really hate loading pics on the site.

Mazin
03-29-2016, 01:44
What does 5 year calendared mean?


5yr outdoor life basically

GilpinGuy
03-29-2016, 01:45
What does 5 year calendared mean?


My guess is this was an auto-correct error? I love "correction errors".

Mazin
03-29-2016, 01:47
FDE or CaCa Brown?

64644

Also so checked out Matte White and Black, IMHO the flat matte black looks sick

64645

64646


Ok hope that worked

Mazin
03-29-2016, 01:47
My guess is this was an auto-correct error? I love "correction errors".


Yea my autocorrect has a stutter and Tourette's sometimes

Mazin
03-29-2016, 01:50
Just did an OD (dark military green is what is technically called)

64648
64649

GilpinGuy
03-29-2016, 02:01
Links look good.

Matte black looks awesome. It would match my Jeep nicely.

Great-Kazoo
03-29-2016, 06:36
Just did an OD (dark military green is what is technically called)

64648
64649


Looking at the pictures (quickly) from the position they are in. They look like Greek warriors.

Alpha2
03-29-2016, 07:21
So, Jim, you a big fan of gladiator movies???

Irving
03-29-2016, 07:30
Jim, you should put TapOut stickers on your walker to let everyone know what a badass you are.

waxthis
03-29-2016, 16:09
Where all the white women at?

Great-Kazoo
03-29-2016, 16:47
Jim, you should put TapOut stickers on your walker to let everyone know what a badass you are.


I don't need stickers.

Alpha2
03-29-2016, 17:35
Where all the white women at?

Like YOU have a shot at the white women!

Alpha2
03-29-2016, 17:39
Jim, you should put TapOut stickers on your walker to let everyone know what a badass you are.

Frankly, I think that Jim should wear a crocodile-skin belt, holster, KNIFE sheath (now, THAT'S a knife!) and whatever, then say, "yeah, this is what's left of the LAST alleged bad-ass that messed wit' me!"
(Yeah, kinda like Crocodile Dundee)

Irving
03-29-2016, 17:41
I think that hwy 36 in the rain during rush hour sucks balks.

killianak9
03-29-2016, 19:51
I think that hwy 36 in the rain during rush hour sucks balks.

100% agree man.

waxthis
03-30-2016, 10:34
Like YOU have a shot at the white women!

[Dunno]

HoneyBadger
03-30-2016, 10:58
Good morning gang. Great news! ...For me, anyway. I may not have to work any night shifts this week! YAYYYYYYYYY!

SideShow Bob
03-30-2016, 11:26
Don't get too happy there HB.
Remember, you are still in Commiefornia.......

brutal
03-30-2016, 22:05
Good morning gang. Great news! ...For me, anyway. I may not have to work any night shifts this week! YAYYYYYYYYY!

F*** you!


















j/k


[Flower]

More night/weekend work for me. Life of a tech dude. Starting to rethink my decision to not go into mgmt.

Great-Kazoo
03-30-2016, 22:14
Don't get too happy there HB.
Remember, you are still in Commiefornia.......

Outside the fucked up politics, insane gun laws, entitlements for ILLEGALS, high taxes, registeration of wood burning stoves. It's oddly enough an interesting place to Visit.

brutal
03-30-2016, 23:07
Outside the fucked up politics, insane gun laws, entitlements for ILLEGALS, high taxes, registeration of wood burning stoves. It's oddly enough an interesting place to Visit.

California is a great place. Too bad it's too damn full of liberal Californians.

Irving
03-30-2016, 23:19
Hello everyone. Is there a way to put money in the stock market for my daughter and also have it be tax sheltered? Isn't that like a 503B for a college fund or something?

HoneyBadger
03-31-2016, 00:22
Hello everyone. Is there a way to put money in the stock market for my daughter and also have it be tax sheltered? Isn't that like a 503B for a college fund or something?
529 or ESA. I believe inside a 529, the earnings are tax free (like a roth IRA), but you are limited to $2000/yr of investment and you can only use it for education-related expenses. If you end up with extra money at the end, you pay hefty penalties to pull it out for non-education use.

HoneyBadger
03-31-2016, 00:24
Good morning gang. Great news! ...For me, anyway. I may not have to work any night shifts this week! YAYYYYYYYYY!
Fuck me. I now have to work the night shifts. On Friday and Saturday nights.


Don't get too happy there HB.
Remember, you are still in Commiefornia.......
Yeah. :(


F*** you!


Yeah. :(


fucked up politics, insane gun laws, entitlements for ILLEGALS, high taxes, etc.
Yeah. :(


Too bad it's too damn full of liberal Californians.
Yeah. :(

Mazin
03-31-2016, 00:46
Fuck me. I now have to work the night shifts. On Friday and Saturday nights.


Yeah. :(


Yeah. :(


Yeah. :(


Yeah. :(


And becoming a yes man too

HoneyBadger
03-31-2016, 00:52
And becoming a yes man too
NO! [Mad]

Irving
03-31-2016, 00:56
529 or ESA. I believe inside a 529, the earnings are tax free (like a roth IRA), but you are limited to $2000/yr of investment and you can only use it for education-related expenses. If you end up with extra money at the end, you pay hefty penalties to pull it out for non-education use.

Can you keep left over money in there and use it like a normal IRA after a certain age?

Mazin
03-31-2016, 00:57
NO! [Mad]


Good there is still hope [Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
03-31-2016, 00:59
ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER

HoneyBadger
03-31-2016, 00:59
ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER CALIFORNIA

HoneyBadger
03-31-2016, 01:03
Can you keep left over money in there and use it like a normal IRA after a certain age?
I think you are penalized on anything that is not specifically used for education expenses, but I could be wrong on that. IRS site is not particularly helpful: https://www.irs.gov/uac/529-Plans:-Questions-and-Answers

Also, I think I was wrong about the maximum annual contribution bit above. It might be $14k/yr.

Mazin
03-31-2016, 01:06
ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER


For the whore has no remorse.

Great-Kazoo
03-31-2016, 09:20
For the whore has no remorse.

Rinse, repeat, reapply.

brutal
03-31-2016, 18:49
crickets

Great-Kazoo
03-31-2016, 20:05
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M5f18c0f0dd8ede17dbeccbcefc49f46cH0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=212&h=154

Great-Kazoo
03-31-2016, 20:06
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M6c1f85e5ca125f2b98970eb8882c8a69H0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

brutal
03-31-2016, 20:51
http://fastactionpestcontrol.cashandking.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/roach-bigger.jpg

wyome
03-31-2016, 20:54
Wtf man!

Irving
03-31-2016, 20:56
Those aren't crickets at all.

Great-Kazoo
03-31-2016, 21:06
Those aren't crickets at all.

Were you thinking this kind ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7iPbqNla6Q

brutal
03-31-2016, 21:17
Those aren't crickets at all.

Close enough. La Cucaracha

stodg73
04-01-2016, 09:49
And the wheels go round and round....

waxthis
04-01-2016, 10:09
http://fastactionpestcontrol.cashandking.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/roach-bigger.jpg

How the HELL am I going to eat an Indian Taco for lunch today after seeing this? I mean, that is a large Tostada shell is it not? Damit Jim, see what you started..

brutal
04-01-2016, 18:12
How the HELL am I going to eat an Indian Taco for lunch today after seeing this? I mean, that is a large Tostada shell is it not? Damit Jim, see what you started..

Looks like their favorite food - cardboard.

So probably the Indian Taco container would be closer to this, that is if they are eco conscious and use paper instead of plastic.

Irving
04-01-2016, 19:04
Nice to see you today James. Thanks for letting me stay for so long.

Great-Kazoo
04-01-2016, 20:55
Nice to see you today James. Thanks for letting me stay for so long.


Thanks for lunch. Got me some new wheels after you departed.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 02:58
Rockin' the night shift... [Coffee]

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 03:49
This thread needs more indian tacos.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 03:50
Yes, those tacos.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 03:52
From Santiagos

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 04:51
Boop.

http://i.imgur.com/2rZ2XaK.jpg

wyome
04-02-2016, 06:51
Got a lil free time at work I see....

Great-Kazoo
04-02-2016, 08:22
You got me straight trippin boo.

wyome
04-02-2016, 08:33
That's your meds kicking in GK...

Great-Kazoo
04-02-2016, 08:37
That's your meds kicking in GK...


They're way past kicking in. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PAST.

Great-Kazoo
04-02-2016, 08:40
SQUIRREL ! !

Mazin
04-02-2016, 13:40
Well April fools sucked, pup had an allergic reaction and had to go to the vet, $668 later he is ok but I'm still reeling

Mazin
04-02-2016, 13:40
And no I'm not joking

Irving
04-02-2016, 13:44
Yep, I'm sick of paying for sick animals.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 14:12
Well, fuck it. I guess I'm not going to be getting any sleep.

Mazin
04-02-2016, 14:27
It's all good I'm just thankful I had the cash to cover it. Now time to start selling some stuff (decals, safe magnetic signs, etc).

Mazin
04-02-2016, 14:28
Well, fuck it. I guess I'm not going to be getting any sleep.

Well sometimes going 24-48 hrs without sleep can be better than any drug [Coffee]

hurley842002
04-02-2016, 15:48
Well sometimes going 24-48 hrs without sleep can be better than any drug [Coffee]

Went 33 in one shot this past week, not sure what I was thinking, oh well the paycheck will be nice.

wyome
04-02-2016, 15:51
sleep is overrated...unless u got to be at work soon...

Mazin
04-02-2016, 16:15
sleep is overrated...unless u got to be at work soon...

Now that's the truth!

Unless you have nap time at work [Coffee]

Alpha2
04-02-2016, 18:27
I was way past paying for sick animals, until he died. Then...not so much. Still miss him, years later. Turns out...that was only money.

wyome
04-02-2016, 20:50
I was way past paying for sick animals, until he died. Then...not so much. Still miss him, years later. Turns out...that was only money.

Ain't that the truth....I'd give anything to have our little man back...

fly boy
04-02-2016, 21:09
Just found a good beer called wild blue.

fly boy
04-02-2016, 21:10
8% and it tastes super sweet and delicious

fly boy
04-02-2016, 21:10
But I also have new Belgium triple to try tonight.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 21:41
I slept in until 1pm today and then I went out and bought a car. Fun day.

HoneyBadger
04-02-2016, 21:43
sleep is overrated...unless u got to be at work soon...
Yeah. I'm leaving for work in about an hour. Then IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!! [LOL]

Irving
04-02-2016, 21:48
Just found a good beer called wild blue.

It's good for the first two, but it's tough to finish a whole six pack. At least in one night anyway.

Irving
04-02-2016, 21:48
I slept in until 1pm today and then I went out and bought a car. Fun day.

With your HELOC?

wyome
04-02-2016, 22:28
Yeah. I'm leaving for work in about an hour. Then IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!! [LOL]

I'm on 9 days off....Gonna go to my son's Army basic training graduation at Fort Sill

wyome
04-02-2016, 22:30
What car did u buy ?

hghclsswhitetrsh
04-02-2016, 22:47
What car did u buy ?

My guess is a Prius. If it was a Toyota pickup he'd already posted 13 pics then he an Jer would have a bromance going.

wyome
04-02-2016, 23:18
True

[ROFL2] [ROFL2] [ROFL2]

Mazin
04-02-2016, 23:28
I'm on 9 days off....Gonna go to my son's Army basic training graduation at Fort Sill

Tell him Congratulations from the Ho's!


My guess is a Prius. If it was a Toyota pickup he'd already posted 13 pics then he an Jer would have a bromance going.

Damn you must have eaten your wheaties today.

Great-Kazoo
04-03-2016, 00:39
Tell him Congratulations from the Ho's!



Damn you must have eaten your wheaties today.


Or telling the truth

Great-Kazoo
04-03-2016, 00:40
My guess is a Prius. If it was a Toyota pickup he'd already posted 13 pics then he an Jer would have a bromance going.


You mean, cross fit in each others shit?

Mazin
04-03-2016, 00:43
Yea I that was a butt pirating comment.


Someone is on the hunt for some booty!

OtterbatHellcat
04-03-2016, 01:58
Heya, guys.......damn glad it's the weekend. Sheeit.

OtterbatHellcat
04-03-2016, 01:59
Weather is a gettin better to....Nice.

brutal
04-03-2016, 02:32
Yo OBC.

Mazin
04-03-2016, 03:59
Oh sheet it's OBC, what's up bro-ho! How the HQ coming?

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 04:41
With your HELOC?
With cash money, bro.

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 04:42
My guess is a Prius. If it was a Toyota pickup he'd already posted 13 pics then he an Jer would have a bromance going.

Prius? False. The part about Tacomas? True.

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 04:43
What car did u buy ?

A bimmer. 525i

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 05:15
"I got a pretty good deal on it." - Everybody who has ever bought a car

Great-Kazoo
04-03-2016, 06:35
A bimmer. 525i


Nice, Can't wait to see who out does who for repairs The Fuck Amigo or new entrant Buggered by my Beemer. While a nice car,when under warranty. A year or so out........ Roadside Assistance, what seems to be the problem, will become number 1 on speed dial.

Still, a nice ride for the CA lifestyle, compadre' .

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 06:50
Nice, Can't wait to see who out does who for repairs The Fuck Amigo or new entrant Buggered by my Beemer. While a nice car,when under warranty. A year or so out........ Roadside Assistance, what seems to be the problem, will become number 1 on speed dial.

Still, a nice ride for the CA lifestyle, compadre' .
I paid $3800 for it. :D It is replacing the vehicle that I still owe $15k on. Getting rid of the monthly payment while lowering costs of insurance, registration, and gas. This model and year have a very low number of complaints or recalls, AND it has a full size spare, so hopefully I won't be calling for help much. It has pretty low mileage. The biggest documented complaint is that the cup holders are crap.... which I've already verified.

GilpinGuy
04-03-2016, 07:18
I've found that a crotch holds a PBR just fine. [Tooth]

UncleDave
04-03-2016, 07:59
But it makes the warm too fast

Irving
04-03-2016, 08:09
New blood in the house!

Alpha2
04-03-2016, 08:21
+1 on Bimmer cup holders. The ones in the X5 I just traded on the Taco actually intersected. You couldn't put two cups in two cupholders. Amazing.

Irving
04-03-2016, 08:28
You know what? I'm racking my brain to confirm, but I believe I've only ever been inside a BMW a single time in my life. It was an E46 M3, and I was very drunk at the time, so couldn't get a full appreciation of the experience.
I don't think I've ever been inside a Mercedes Benz either.

Irving
04-03-2016, 08:28
What kind of sheltered life have I been living? I used to be a "car gùy" too.

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 08:39
I never wanted a BMW, but the price was right. Driving home from work this morning was only the second time I had ever driven one. The first time was during the test drive.

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 08:40
Nighty night.

Irving
04-03-2016, 08:51
Nice. For the price, I'd have picked it up too!

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 15:40
Here it is: Needs some clean up. Headlights are HID, but the headlight covers look like crap. Front bumper is torn and cracked in 2 places close to the ground (from running into a curb or parking barrier, i'm sure). Some minor dents and scrapes, and the interior is pretty beat up, but mechanically it all looks and runs great.

2003 BMW 525i (automatic, not manual :() 117,500 miles.

http://i.imgur.com/g3AkPvTl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f3SkLuVl.jpg

Because it was a luxury car back in it's day, it has all sorts of neat "luxury" features that mostly still work and it's pretty comfortable to drive/ride in. If I can get 4 years and another 80,000 miles out of it, I'll be very happy.

Irving
04-03-2016, 16:13
Flower wheels look nice.

brutal
04-03-2016, 17:50
I never wanted a BMW, but the price was right. Driving home from work this morning was only the second time I had ever driven one. The first time was during the test drive.

How did you get to work?

brutal
04-03-2016, 17:56
Here it is: Needs some clean up. Headlights are HID, but the headlight covers look like crap. Front bumper is torn and cracked in 2 places close to the ground (from running into a curb or parking barrier, i'm sure). Some minor dents and scrapes, and the interior is pretty beat up, but mechanically it all looks and runs great.

2003 BMW 525i (automatic, not manual :() 117,500 miles.

http://i.imgur.com/g3AkPvTl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f3SkLuVl.jpg

Because it was a luxury car back in it's day, it has all sorts of neat "luxury" features that mostly still work and it's pretty comfortable to drive/ride in. If I can get 4 years and another 80,000 miles out of it, I'll be very happy.




+1 on Bimmer cup holders. The ones in the X5 I just traded on the Taco actually intersected. You couldn't put two cups in two cupholders. Amazing.

Tell me about (broken) cupholders, and broken hazard relay switches, and broken turn signal stalk, and broken trunk release button, and broken sun visor clips, and broken window lockout button, and just about every other piece of hard plastic bits that fall apart on Euro luxo-sedans. I love driving my 2003 A6 (with replacement turbos and a rebuilt TC) but the maintenance on these things can kill you.

Only 88K miles and garaged 99.99% of the time.

Truly is a love/hate relationship.

I've brought this up before. My 2004.5 RAM sits outside 24x7 and doesn't fall apart.

wyome
04-03-2016, 18:22
Wife worked late today....everything is off schedule....feels weird man

HoneyBadger
04-03-2016, 21:58
How did you get to work?
Got a ride with someone else. I bought the car from a guy on base, and he left it at my office when we completed the transaction.

hurley842002
04-03-2016, 23:49
Fast 5 is on USA, I'm a fan of Vin Diesel, but I'm sorry, Dwayne Johnson would destroy him in that fight scene.

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 08:41
Fast 5 is on USA, I'm a fan of Vin Diesel, but I'm sorry, Dwayne Johnson would destroy him in that fight scene.


Seen only 1 of that F&F franchise. The last one Furious 7? IMO it's as if the writers of The Expendables said
Hey Lets make another Expendables movie. Only do a serious action/drama one

No matter how hard they tried. All i saw was a parody trying to take itself seriously.

hurley842002
04-04-2016, 09:50
Seen only 1 of that F&F franchise. The last one Furious 7? IMO it's as if the writers of The Expendables said
Hey Lets make another Expendables movie. Only do a serious action/drama one

No matter how hard they tried. All i saw was a parody trying to take itself seriously.

Lol, I can't disagree with that comment. After the first two, it pretty much became about the "scenery" for me. Wish Eva Mendes would have been in all of them (she's my #1, not including the wife of course lol). I haven't seen any of them past 5, and never saw the Tokyo one.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 12:31
Happy "Monday" gang! Today is my Saturday.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 12:31
Tomorrow is also my Saturday.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 12:34
And the day after that. [Neene3]

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 12:35
And then it's Monday again. :(

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 13:04
Well aren't you a special snoflake.

BigBear
04-04-2016, 13:07
Wish it would snow again. I really, really want a snow that would shut down the area for a few days. I wouldn't mind at all...

blackford76
04-04-2016, 14:13
Wish it would snow again. I really, really want a snow that would shut down the area for a few days. I wouldn't mind at all...

Sounds like someone didn't finish their homework.

blackford76
04-04-2016, 14:13
Every day is Saturday for some of us...

wyome
04-04-2016, 14:15
Icky eye doctor ppl.....grrr

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 14:42
Well aren't you a special snoflake.
My publicly-funded college professors told me I was. [Flower]

Irving
04-04-2016, 16:52
Wish it would snow again. I really, really want a snow that would shut down the area for a few days. I wouldn't mind at all...


Sounds like someone didn't finish their homework.

Whoa, welcome to the cool kids club fellas!

blackford76
04-04-2016, 17:25
But what if I don't want to be in the club?

buffalobo
04-04-2016, 17:40
No ho for you.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 17:57
Hey Bo!

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 18:29
tammy

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 18:30
faye

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 18:30
baker

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 18:31
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.Mb71b61a3f81712ca012bc4b5da9abfefo0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=168&h=159

waxthis
04-04-2016, 18:53
Ewwwwwww.

buffalobo
04-04-2016, 19:32
Hey Bo!
Hey back. Looks like you did ok on the Beemer.

Remind me to tell my beemer story, not enough time to tap it out on phone tonite.[emoji33]



sent from my electronic ball and chain

buffalobo
04-04-2016, 19:33
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.Mb71b61a3f81712ca012bc4b5da9abfefo0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=168&h=159
That pic just derailed a 200 car coal train coming down from Wyoming.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 19:37
That pic just derailed a 200 car coal train coming down from Wyoming.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

PRAZE JEZ US

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 19:38
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.Mf506eca285957113755f1bd71efcb871o1&pid=15.1&P=0&w=160&h=158

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 19:39
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M18ecb541484aa20d6811bfebceacee45o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=259&h=155

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 19:40
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M6da8006dd9b48a3c6ea787bc2cf4bdc5o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=254&h=171

Great-Kazoo
04-04-2016, 19:41
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.Mda406c68bf221e6fbf5168bbddb2a220H0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

buffalobo
04-04-2016, 20:05
PRAZE JEZ US
And pass the makeup.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

buffalobo
04-04-2016, 20:11
https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.Mda406c68bf221e6fbf5168bbddb2a220H0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300
Self reflection?

Seriously, how you feeling kid?

Had to, Mrs bo says it sounds like you are a bigger kid than the kids. And then she reminds me I will be 12 yrs old for the rest of my life.[emoji106]

sent from my electronic ball and chain

Irving
04-04-2016, 20:25
But what if I don't want to be in the club?

The ole Groucho Marx syndrome eh? Understandable.

brutal
04-04-2016, 21:42
That pic just derailed a 200 car coal train coming down from Wyoming.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

Now we know the leg story.

brutal
04-04-2016, 21:45
Self reflection?

Seriously, how you feeling kid?

Had to, Mrs bo says it sounds like you are a bigger kid than the kids. And then she reminds me I will be 12 yrs old for the rest of my life.[emoji106]

sent from my electronic ball and chain

I hope nobody saw me chase the 14 month old grandson around the coffee table tonight. Trying to wear him down, but for a time, I was worried it was going to be the other way around. I think they feed him energizer bunnies.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 22:36
HB Jr turned 3 today. It seems that the more we try to tire him out, the more it riles him up. He never stops.
[panic]

Irving
04-04-2016, 22:38
Stake him to the yard with a bungee cord.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 22:46
Stake him to the yard with a bungee cord.
This would definitely get CPS called on us. [LOL]

Irving
04-04-2016, 22:52
No way, athletes do it. Just tell them he's training for Field Day. Line up his toys toward the end of the stretch distance and let him rip!

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 22:57
No way, athletes do it. Just tell them he's training for Field Day. Line up his toys toward the end of the stretch distance and let him rip!
Fantastic. He does have a mini trampoline that he jumps on for almost an hour at a time.

ChunkyMonkey
04-04-2016, 23:14
This would definitely get CPS called on us. [LOL]

Just speak chinese when they show up. It's cultural

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/21/article-0-093A928B000005DC-514_634x453.jpg

Irving
04-04-2016, 23:35
Sister in law works for some sort of CPS and one of her cases was a mom that would tie the kids up to the wall in the basement and pour uncooked rice on the floor so they couldn't get comfortable. I think she was making them kneel on the rice, but I don't have full details.

HoneyBadger
04-04-2016, 23:43
Sister in law works for some sort of CPS and one of her cases was a mom that would tie the kids up to the wall in the basement and pour uncooked rice on the floor so they couldn't get comfortable. I think she was making them kneel on the rice, but I don't have full details.
Wow. Some people don't deserve children.

brutal
04-05-2016, 00:14
Wow. Some people don't deserve children or pets but do deserve a cold jail cell.

FIFY

brutal
04-05-2016, 00:17
No way, athletes do it. Just tell them he's training for Field Day. Line up his toys toward the end of the stretch distance and let him rip!

We had training today.

No, don't touch, that's mine.

And how to high-five with Opa.

Fvck this bye-bye pansy ass sh*t. I wanna high five or a fist bump.

I'm gonna fvck with his mom and when she asks what we did, tell her I took him to the gun range and tiddy bar.

Great-Kazoo
04-05-2016, 05:07
We had training today.

No, don't touch, that's mine.

And how to high-five with Opa.

Fvck this bye-bye pansy ass sh*t. I wanna high five or a fist bump.

I'm gonna fvck with his mom and when she asks what we did, tell her I took him to the gun range and tiddy bar.


there's at least 4 - 5 different NSFW sentences i can do with your post

Great-Kazoo
04-05-2016, 05:12
Sister in law works for some sort of CPS and one of her cases was a mom that would tie the kids up to the wall in the basement and pour uncooked rice on the floor so they couldn't get comfortable. I think she was making them kneel on the rice, but I don't have full details.


Wow. Some people don't deserve children.


FIFY


Yet outside locking & tying them up. Using rice at one time wasn't child abuse.

Me sainted mother would make us kneel on uncooked rice, on the steps. IF we didn't behave in church.

They as i'm sure other parents did, washed or tried to wash our mouths out with soap for cursing, or talking back to them.

Now a daze, even going back 25 something years, raising your voice to your kids is child abuse. Depending what your kids were taught in school, etc. Oh how special snowflake we have become.

HoneyBadger
04-05-2016, 14:06
Yet outside locking & tying them up. Using rice at one time wasn't child abuse.

Me sainted mother would make us kneel on uncooked rice, on the steps. IF we didn't behave in church.

They as i'm sure other parents did, washed or tried to wash our mouths out with soap for cursing, or talking back to them.

Now a daze, even going back 25 something years, raising your voice to your kids is child abuse. Depending what your kids were taught in school, etc. Oh how special snowflake we have become.
You're a barbarian. [ROFL1]

Great-Kazoo
04-05-2016, 15:49
You're a barbarian. [ROFL1]


Haters gonna hate.

In CA yelling at your tv constitutes delusional fantasy, cause enough to remove firearms from the home.

Great-Kazoo
04-05-2016, 15:49
YET the state has no problem releasing 2x convicted violent felons due to over crowding.

brutal
04-05-2016, 17:32
there's at least 4 - 5 different NSFW sentences i can do with your post

I set em up, all ya gotta do is knock em down.

brutal
04-05-2016, 17:34
Yet outside locking & tying them up. Using rice at one time wasn't child abuse.

Me sainted mother would make us kneel on uncooked rice, on the steps. IF we didn't behave in church.

They as i'm sure other parents did, washed or tried to wash our mouths out with soap for cursing, or talking back to them.

Now a daze, even going back 25 something years, raising your voice to your kids is child abuse. Depending what your kids were taught in school, etc. Oh how special snowflake we have become.

I guess we all have our own idea of limits. I never spared the rod with my kids, but certain forms of "discipline" do cross some lines.

waxthis
04-06-2016, 08:21
Indian taco may get posted today...[Beer]

HoneyBadger
04-06-2016, 09:05
Indian taco may get posted today...[Beer]
Good. Don't let us down.

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 09:58
Good. Don't let us down.


It's 9 in the a.m he's 2 hours past his old IT post time. Unless he's doing brunch.

waxthis
04-06-2016, 10:06
Anticipation is a bitch isn't it...[ROFL3]

waxthis
04-06-2016, 11:31
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/3272CD82-0C84-462F-BD90-42F9F54AD2FC_zps8epmayhi.jpg

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 11:46
Anticipation is a bitch isn't it...[ROFL3]

So's constipation.

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 11:47
So's constipation.

Actually it's more a pain in the ass, then a bitch.

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 11:51
Knew i forgot something


I'M BACK HOME !!

hghclsswhitetrsh
04-06-2016, 11:56
Nice. I bet you feel more comfortable now.

Mazin
04-06-2016, 12:01
Knew i forgot something


I'M BACK HOME !!


Glad your back home!!!!!

waxthis
04-06-2016, 12:09
Knew i forgot something


I'M BACK HOME !!

Right On...:)

Irving
04-06-2016, 12:31
Welcome home.

HoneyBadger
04-06-2016, 13:43
Glad you're home, Kazoo! Is your wheel chair high enough to comfortably operate your presses?

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 14:27
Glad you're home, Kazoo! Is your wheel chair high enough to comfortably operate your presses?

Unfortunately not. BUT my mobility cart is.

HoneyBadger
04-06-2016, 14:38
BUT my mobility cart is.
thats how we know everything will be okay.

Great-Kazoo
04-06-2016, 16:15
thats how we know everything will be okay.

Unfortunately it's red, not blue [Rant2]

brutal
04-06-2016, 21:38
Unfortunately it's red, not blue [Rant2]

http://www.toolup.com/product-images/Krylon-1901_1.jpg

Irving
04-06-2016, 21:40
Unfortunately it's red, not blue [Rant2]
Does it have googley eyes?

buffalobo
04-06-2016, 22:18
Knew i forgot something


I'M BACK HOME !!

Cool.[AR15]

So what on the smoker this weekend?

Great-Kazoo
04-07-2016, 18:56
Cool.[AR15]

So what on the smoker this weekend?


FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD.

Irving
04-07-2016, 20:06
Cool.[AR15]

So what on the smoker this weekend?

Something vegetarian no doubt.

Irving
04-07-2016, 20:07
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD.

Have you weighed yourself yet?

Great-Kazoo
04-07-2016, 21:20
Have you weighed yourself yet?


A petite 170[ish] oh yeah no one knew so i had to do the math, approx 14 lbs.

wctriumph
04-07-2016, 22:14
Welcome back to the world. Happy you are doing OK all things considered. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out.

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 02:24
Welcome back to the world. Happy you are doing OK all things considered. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out.

Thanks.

Buy my moderately expensive scope, I'm posting later this morning.
OR
Find me an inexpensive trike, or zippy scooter.

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 09:01
Irony: Trump protestors trying to stop a Trump rally… by building a wall.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd8YjALUkAA3w0-.jpg:large

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 09:02
https://twitter.com/GSElevator


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcqrK19UYAA7nZK.jpg

Dave
04-08-2016, 09:47
Good thing I took the day off. Celebrating b-day and national beer day last night.... No hangover, but I know I wouldn't have been up at 5 to get to work this morning. It's nice that I could at least get a free whatever I want coffee from Starbucks. Venti caramel latte with extra caramel and 3 extra espresso shots. [Coffee] Off to opening day festivities.

wyome
04-08-2016, 15:25
Spending the day in somewhat beautiful Lawton, OK....up in ft sill for my son's Army Basic Training graduation...

Proud of my young soldier..

Mazin
04-08-2016, 15:37
That's awesome!!! Tell him the Ho's are proud of him!

KS63
04-08-2016, 16:50
I have micro aggressions. Anyone else?....

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 17:42
I have micro aggressions. Anyone else?....

Does acid indigestion count ?

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 17:46
Spending the day in somewhat beautiful Lawton, OK....up in ft sill for my son's Army Basic Training graduation...

Proud of my young soldier..

You're in the Buckle of the bible belt.

Take a drive over to temple, hit the bar up for some beverages. Or drive through duncan, stop in fast print and see if Doug and his wife still own the place. The biggest billboard in Duncan use to be a black background pink letters WELCOME TO DUNCAN JESUS LOVES YOU.

Irving
04-08-2016, 20:16
What happened to fitz' jump start request thread? First it was locked, then the whole thing is now gone. It looked normal from what I saw, but I'm curious how it got that far sideways that it needed to be axed.

**I'm not questioning that it was deleted, I just want to know what drama ensued.

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 20:34
What happened to fitz' jump start request thread? First it was locked, then the whole thing is now gone. It looked normal from what I saw, but I'm curious how it got that far sideways that it needed to be axed.

**I'm not questioning that it was deleted, I just want to know what drama ensued.

Maybe he got it started, making thread no longer relevant ?

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 20:35
What happened to fitz' jump start request thread? First it was locked, then the whole thing is now gone. It looked normal from what I saw, but I'm curious how it got that far sideways that it needed to be axed.

**I'm not questioning that it was deleted, I just want to know what drama ensued.

Does a need help this morning thread, really warrant going all day?

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 20:36
What happened to fitz' jump start request thread? First it was locked, then the whole thing is now gone. It looked normal from what I saw, but I'm curious how it got that far sideways that it needed to be axed.

**I'm not questioning that it was deleted, I just want to know what drama ensued.

WELL DOES IT??








scotty i

need

moar


power.

Irving
04-08-2016, 20:37
Every other thread gets left up. It's not like someone is going to show up 31 months from now and be like "where you at bro?"


However, had that thread been left up, I would have set a reminder on my phone for 31 months from now to do exactly that.

Dave
04-08-2016, 20:38
Spending the day in somewhat beautiful Lawton, OK....up in ft sill for my son's Army Basic Training graduation...

Proud of my young soldier..

Grats to you and the new soldier!

Great-Kazoo
04-08-2016, 20:45
Every other thread gets left up. It's not like someone is going to show up 31 months from now and be like "where you at bro?"


However, had that thread been left up, I would have set a reminder on my phone for 31 months from now to do exactly that.



There's this REPORT Icon lower right side . Maybe the OP asked for it to be closed. Some members do act responsibly. Unless they're having a hard time finding a FFL [panic]

gnihcraes
04-08-2016, 20:59
Oil change on our new diesel is @10,000 miles. But at a cost of $140 owner or $200 dealer.

Average 24.5 mpg mostly city so far.

Jeep GC with 3.0l. V6 diesel

Just fyi

Whoops, jumped in a bit late on this thread.. Didn't see I was responding to an older post... Diesel vs gas..

Carry on. Lol
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