The post whore thread.

[roberth]

Well, I am by no means an expert, but I felt like I had a harder time accelerating and climbing over obstacles when I had a rear suspension.

There is a reasonable chance that I have fallen prey to confirmation bias, but I guess I'll never know.

Also, I am nowhere near a biking expert. I used to ride weekly, but now it's become a monthly or bi-monthly thing with the arrival of Baby HB.

a lot of people still have that problem, i tested a lot of bikes before i got the one i have

[waxthis]

^^^^^ Agreed^^^^^ Just like everything else in this world, these things are evolving at a furious rate. Now 27.5 Hoops are the next big thing.

[waxthis]

Pepper plants are getting HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waxthis]

Ghost's are going to be plenty-full this year...

[HoneyBadger]

a lot of people still have that problem, i tested a lot of bikes before i got the one i have
Yeah... I used to know a LOT about bikes... but now I have a wife, a kid, and a full time job! Maybe someday i'll be able to jump all the way back into it.

[HoneyBadger]

Ghost's are going to be plenty-full this year...
yum?

[Puke]

HoneyBadger don't give a sh!t








[Flower]

[3beansalad]

^^^^^ Agreed^^^^^ Just like everything else in this world, these things are evolving at a furious rate. Now 27.5 Hoops are the next big thing.

Amazing how quickly cycling trends can change. There is still some lingering debate over which is better, 26 or 29er, and now someone is throwing a "new" wheel size in there again (I still think of them as 650b.) Hard to believe they've been around 5 years now for MTB. I'd be interested to ride one, I made the switch to 29er in 2008 and love the speed and ease of clearing obstacles, but I still haven't gotten used to the turning radius. Which is probably why I ride the road bike so much more. If I only road cross country and stayed out of the technical trails around the state I might not have issue with my 29er but I love tight technical singletrack, speaking of which I think I need a trip to CB soon.

As far as hardtail v. full squish, it takes a good test ride to determine which you really like better. Some bike shops will allow extended tests (sign it out on a Saturday morning and bring back Sunday afternoon) or a rental option to make sure you like it where you will ride it. Don't hesitate to put the screws to your LBS to get what you need to make a decision.

[waxthis]

Yeah... I used to know a LOT about bikes... but now I have a wife, a kid, and a full time job! Maybe someday i'll be able to jump all the way back into it.

I Know just how you feel, my kids are older now, so I'm looking to get back into it, reading and riding everything I can get my hands on. What blows me away are the prices.....HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waxthis]

yum?

[Puke]

HoneyBadger don't give a sh!t








[Flower]


Rumor has it baby HoneyBadgers really enjoy them.....
[Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

Rumor has it baby HoneyBadgers really enjoy them.....
[Coffee]
lol no hospital trips please!


...But I'm sure he would... [Muaha]

[HoneyBadger]

What blows me away are the prices.....HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol Yep... Used to be able to get a really decent bike for less than $400.

[roberth]

stupid fucking user - did a ticket wrong so we updated the wrong data - now i have to change it all back - good thing i made copies

[HoneyBadger]

stupid fucking user - did a ticket wrong so we updated the wrong data - now i have to change it all back - good thing i made copies
lolololol I have a feeling it's a hate-hate relationship. :D

[roberth]

lolololol I have a feeling it's a hate-hate relationship. :D

nah - she loves us b/c we fix her screw-ups

[waxthis]

More group hugs and the world would be a better place...

[3beansalad]

Too funny:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-flattered-complete-stranger-would-say-someth,33304/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

[roberth]

More group hugs and the world would be a better place...

screw that

the world would be a better place if there were negative consequences for bad actions

:)

[stoner01]

Wasssup bitches

[HoneyBadger]

screw that

the world would be a better place if there were negative consequences for bad actions

:)
Truth!

[HoneyBadger]

blaugh.

[waxthis]

screw that

the world would be a better place if there were negative consequences for bad actions

:)

Oh wtf? We going to make people accountable for their actions now. This place never ceases to amaze me......[ROFL2]

[stoner01]

I hear ya. Im glad its my day off

[waxthis]

Brought left over spagettei for lunch today. Oh, and a piece of garlic bread.

[stoner01]

nom nom nom

[HoneyBadger]

garlic bread sounds really good right about now... I guess i'll just have to settle for whatever is lying around.

[stoner01]

It was wing night tonight. They were decent for once.

[HoneyBadger]

Little HB is due to wake up any minute now and he is going to be ravenously hungry!

[waxthis]

JM 2.0 crash the site?

[Monky]

I apparently have a tax stamp pimp now


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Monky]

Little HB is due to wake up any minute now and he is going to be ravenously hungry!

Are you currently pumping your moobs?


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[HoneyBadger]

Are you currently pumping your moobs?


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Yep. Little guy has sharp teeth!

[roberth]

dang, habaneros taste good - i just cut off the no-seed end of one and ate it - such flavor

[Great-Kazoo]

Yep. Little guy has sharp teeth!

Don't you bottle it like most women do?

[HoneyBadger]

Don't you bottle it like most women do?
Nah, HoneyBadger babies like it straight from the teet!

[Great-Kazoo]

Nah, HoneyBadger babies like it straight from the teet!

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

[spittoon]

i am not a whore I think [Sarcasm2]

[spittoon]

dang, habaneros taste good - i just cut off the no-seed end of one and ate it - such flavor wtf they are [shithitsfan]just you what till the am

[spittoon]

OK Dinner brake

[roberth]

wtf they are [shithitsfan]just you what till the am

i'll be fine, i ate the seeded part on my hamburger

[roberth]

mom gave me some nice potato salad so i ate that too

[roberth]

and then i had some of mom's homemade chocolate potato cake for dessert

[spittoon]

i'll be fine, i ate the seeded part on my hamburger ha ha in the am let us know about the am

[roberth]

ha ha in the am let us know about the am

you wait til waxthis gives me a ghost pepper, we'll be in Windsor, i bet you'll hear me cry up there in Bailey. :)

[waxthis]

you wait til waxthis gives me a ghost pepper, we'll be in Windsor, i bet you'll hear me cry up there in Bailey. :)


While fly boy is face down eating shag after his 6th Yeti bomber.....[LOL]

[waxthis]

Might even see jim OD on oregano and basil.

[Great-Kazoo]

Might even see jim OD on oregano and basil.

BONUS

[3beansalad]

So desperate for football, I'm watching the CFL. BC at Toronto.

Damn this touchscreen.

[fly boy]

While fly boy is face down eating shag after his 6th Yeti bomber.....[LOL]

I can't find a place that sells YETI up here. And after last night, I could go for some more beer

[waxthis]

I can't find a place that sells YETI up here. And after last night, I could go for some more beer

30 min south to FTC.....You can do it man!!!

[fly boy]

30 min south to FTC.....You can do it man!!!

more like 40-45 minutes. and I might have to just to try it out.

[HoneyBadger]

When a man is desperate for beer.... GTFOOTW!!!!!!!!

[wax_job]

Gtfootw indeed

[GilpinGuy]

Sup bizotchez? Got internet acces for now, so time to whore it up!

[GilpinGuy]

Got some beer can chickens smoking up with some elk wrapped jalapeno pepper poppers waiting to get grilled up. Oh yeah.

[Great-Kazoo]

I can't find a place that sells YETI up here. And after last night, I could go for some more beer

The green Door Drive up window?

[Great-Kazoo]

more like 40-45 minutes. and I might have to just to try it out.

During front & rear daze, NFW.

[fly boy]

The green Door Drive up window?

Ha, if I go to the door, I'm going in!

During front & rear daze, NFW.

Just ended, and yes way. I got a flippen ticket from a Casper pd that was here helping out




sent while drinking and driving. don't text and drive, that's dangerous right there!

[HoneyBadger]

Night duty again... Maybe I'll resurrect the night crew thread.

[brutal]

Night duty again... Maybe I'll resurrect the night crew thread.

Oh noos

[patrick0685]

there are a few old threads that havent been resurrected in a while

[patrick0685]

and i havent been in here in prob 20+ pages

[roberth]

after 10 - time for bed

[roberth]

just found out my 1/2" ar500 75% silhouette is ready for me to pick up

[TheBelly]

just found out my 1/2" ar500 75% silhouette is ready for me to pick up

Excellent.... Shooting steel is awesome!

[Great-Kazoo]

Wouldn't it be nice if we had a steady downpour instead of the 5-15 min of rain then nothing the last week.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You bitches made me crack up a few times.. :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm not looking forward to this whole "living with one useful arm" program for however damn long it's gonna be.

[GilpinGuy]

I'm here, I'm here! Whore at me before I loose service again!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've got about 30 minutes, and I'll be cut off from anything fun until after the damn surgery.

[TheBelly]

Time for theory practice?? Learn about the rule of I-F-G and a IV-vi chord progression....

that crap will blow your mind!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

GG...:)

Are you a full service whore at the moment?

[GilpinGuy]

I've got about 30 minutes, and I'll be cut off from anything fun until after the damn surgery.

I know that feeling. Good luck with the surgery bro. Take it easy for a few days.

[GilpinGuy]

Full service whores! For the same price! Bring it!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Belly!! Hey man, I'm sorry for your dilemma man...... I'm prayin' for ya brother. I only hope the best for you, and the rest of my friends here, man.

[TheBelly]

The resolution of the I-F-G sounds pretty darn awesome if you use it right.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Full service whores! For the same price! Bring it!

Okay, what does $50 get me?

*I'm almost afraid of the answers this might bring...lol*

[GilpinGuy]

E#

[TheBelly]

Belly!! Hey man, I'm sorry for your dilemma man...... I'm prayin' for ya brother. I only hope the best for you, and the rest of my friends here, man.

it sounds like a helicopter in my bedroom.... I'm trying to deal with it, though. Wife sleeps in another room, but she stays with me until I fall asleep.

she also bakes me cookies and cupcakes.

[GilpinGuy]

$50 will get you 2+ 30 packs of PBR to pound in 30 minutes.

[TheBelly]

E#

Nope, a sharp cant be used in a double diminished iad, particularly for the sixth to resolve correctly.

[TheBelly]

Diminished triad. That's what I meant to say.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The resolution of the I-F-G sounds pretty darn awesome if you use it right.

There are many progression possibilities that I've not fully explored yet, but I do know that you know more about it than I do, Belly..... while I could really delve into that aspect with enthusiasm, I should stick with what my instructor has me working on for now....and unfortunately, after tomorrow, I don't know when I'll even be physically able to hold the guitar in my hands again.

I'm really bummed out about how long that might be.

[OtterbatHellcat]

$50 will get you 2+ 30 packs of PBR to pound in 30 minutes.

lmao

[GilpinGuy]

Diminished triad. That's what I meant to say.

I was gonna say....

[OtterbatHellcat]

Diminished triad. That's what I meant to say.

The fifth is flat?

[TheBelly]

Aural theory is your ticket to being able to hear something and then recreating it.....

try this: make the 'neener' sound, like a 3rd grader would.... You know... Neener neener neener!!!

thats a minor third.

[GilpinGuy]

E# = F

[OtterbatHellcat]

I was gonna say....


*bring on the whores, and lets get naked and party*

Is that what you meant?

[GilpinGuy]

If I remember Spinal Tap correctly.

[OtterbatHellcat]

E# = F

And B# IS C.........it's all fun man.

Double sharps and flats are really cool too... *wink*

[GilpinGuy]

How are you only 16 posts ahead of me? Slackin......

[TheBelly]

The fifth is flat?

Nope.... it's actually a minor sixth chord, so think of e-g-b flat.....

then invert it..... G-Bb-E..... Now lower the top of that.....

G-Bb-Eb.....

funky shit happening with that,...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Aural theory is your ticket to being able to hear something and then recreating it.....

try this: make the 'neener' sound, like a 3rd grader would.... You know... Neener neener neener!!!

thats a minor third.

Wait a minute....the third Neener is two notes......

[GilpinGuy]

And B# IS C.........it's all fun man.

Double sharps and flats are really cool too... *wink*

Totally in fun...nothing but fun when whoring.

[TheBelly]

The Bb wants to resolve to an A and the Eb wants to resolve to a D..... Making a perfect fifth(inverted).... Which sets up the IV-I cadence.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You know..........Neener, neener, Nee....ner.

[TheBelly]

Wait a minute....the third Neener is two notes......

Or this: the song "all-star" by the band smash mouth starts on a perfect fifth...

"some-body (once told me the world is gonna roll me..........)

[GilpinGuy]

We should really leave minors out of whoring...just MHO

[OtterbatHellcat]

The Bb wants to resolve to an A and the Eb wants to resolve to a D..... Making a perfect fifth(inverted).... Which sets up the IV-I cadence.

I really want to mess with it...and thank you.. :)

I really dig progressions that allow me to express solo stuff in major and minor at the same time.....fun.

[TheBelly]

Be able to hear and sing back all the intervals of the normal 12-tone scale...

[OtterbatHellcat]

We should really leave minors out of whoring...just MHO


lmao......again.

[GilpinGuy]

OK, OK, I'll leave you two Nigel Tufnels to the geeter theory. Gotta check my other thread.

[TheBelly]

I've spent about 2/3rds of my life studying that crap, and I'm almost retarded about it now.... I've forgotten soooo much!

[TheBelly]

Being able to hear and sing the different intervals is the start... It can be done without using any arms.

then understand what chords sound like... Major, minor, diminished, augmented, adding tones, deleting tones, inversions and how they change your perceptions... Then the modes of the 12-tone systems......

And that's just the 12-tone harmonic stuff until the year 1680 or so......

[GilpinGuy]

Not one view for help yet. [facepalm]

HighesNet sucks whore ass.

[TheBelly]

Then this guy helped by making goooooooood use of counterpoint.

the dead white Western European guys had their poop in a group, that's for sure.

[TheBelly]

suck whore ass.

sounds like an exciting Internet plan.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Or this: the song "all-star" by the band smash mouth starts on a perfect fifth...

"some-body (once told me the world is gonna roll me..........)

That *IS* a catchy tune...I'm trying to get the vibe you're laying down.... it's cool man. You know what you're talking about.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, my friends........

I'm cut off from any liquids or foods until some undisclosed damn time tomorrow. I'll ask that if you see me post, please give me some understanding if I'm like....10 minutes behind what's happening..I might be posting with one hand and my nose.... lol.

Peace, brotherses.

Gotta get up early, don't really want to do this, but have to to get this shit fixed.

Goodnight Whores.

[brutal]

Wouldn't it be nice if we had a steady downpour instead of the 5-15 min of rain then nothing the last week.

As much and as long as you want except Sat-Mon. My house painting isn't getting done with all the weekend rain.

[TheBelly]

Night OBC!

night hose!

[waxthis]

Let the whoring commence!

[buffalobo]

Commencing.



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[buffalobo]

OBC, good luck with your slice and dice.


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[roberth]

good morning slackers :)

[waxthis]

Mow-nin Ho-Bags.

[waxthis]

Or, is that bag-o-hoe?

[waxthis]

Or, bag-a-hoe.

[waxthis]

Im so confused.

[waxthis]

OBC says bag a midget?

[buffalobo]

It is a good morning. The wife and grandkids made cinnamon rolls yesterday.

I have confirmed they used the highest quality control standards. :thumbup:

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[roberth]

sounds delicious

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Damn I don't want to drive to centennial this morning. Bleh.

[buffalobo]

Damn I don't want to drive to centennial this morning. Bleh.

Traffic ho, will get to spend plenty of time with friends and neighbors in traffic. :banghead:

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[roberth]

traffic is awful...especially with the texting/yakking numbnuts who forget what the turn signal stalk is for

[stoner01]

Wassup whores. Im glad the site is back up

[buffalobo]

traffic is awful...especially with the texting/yakking numbnuts who forget what the turn signal stalk is for

You are not following me are you? :eek::D

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[buffalobo]

OBC says bag a midget?

Yep, and tie it to stripper pole in the basement. :eek::screwy::eek:

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[HoneyBadger]

Morning fellers. All this talk about music theory is bringing some of it back for me, but I can't believe how much I've forgotten in just the last few years. I spent a year studying blues and jazz music theory and I was a part of a rockin jazz band in college, but haven't really done anything since then. I've forgotten A LOT.

[HoneyBadger]

So Wax, what did you have for breakfast? :)

[Great-Kazoo]

So Wax, what did you have for breakfast? :)

I saw him this morning @ mickey D's drive through. He's Down with the Clown.

[waxthis]

So Wax, what did you have for breakfast? :)


[fyou].................................................. ....LOL, ok you got me. I'll start the Quaker Oats when I go back to 8 hour days starting on the 12th. Just cant eat that stuff at 4:30 in the morning.

[waxthis]

I saw him this morning @ mickey D's drive through. He's Down with the Clown.

WTF? I miss one phone call and I get this?...........................BTW, How was KFC?

[HoneyBadger]

Belly, you've probably forgotten more music theory than I ever knew.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Traffic ho, will get to spend plenty of time with friends and neighbors in traffic. :banghead:

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E470 my friend.

[HoneyBadger]

[fyou].................................................. ....LOL, ok you got me. I'll start the Quaker Oats when I go back to 8 hour days starting on the 12th. Just cant eat that stuff at 4:30 in the morning.
Lol I'm no fan of oatmeal, but I'll eat it if I'm really hungry.

[HoneyBadger]

E470 my friend.
Yeah no kidding! I don't think you even have to pay a toll going that route. The tolls start east of 25, right?

ETA: disregard. I am retard.

[waxthis]

You Whores have a wonderful day.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Yeah no kidding! I don't think you even have to pay a toll going that route. The tolls start east of 25, right?

Oh yeah it costs big money. I get on at i76 and go all the way to chambers on e 470.

[HoneyBadger]

Oh yeah it costs big money. I get on at i76 and go all the way to chambers on e 470.
I'm sorry, I am quite literally retarded this morning. I'll get back to you after I have some coffee... [facepalm]

[3beansalad]

Morning garden tools.
MMMMM, coffee.

[stoner01]

I love getting mail

[HoneyBadger]

Okay coffee has been consumed. Now I'm ready to start getting ready for this day.

[BuffCyclist]

I woke up this morning and first thing I did was check the status of the Great Ammo/Component/Part Shortage of 2013.

BCM still has BCG's in-stock, so it must be over! WAHOO!!

[BuffCyclist]

Nobody calls me moonpie but Meemaw!

[Great-Kazoo]

Nobody calls me moonpie but Meemaw!

How about RC Cola.

[BuffCyclist]

How about RC Cola.

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that you don't watch The Big Bang Theory. Am I right?

[BuffCyclist]

Though to be honest, I've never eaten a moonpie. They sound delicious though!

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that you don't watch The Big Bang Theory. Am I right?

knock knock knock penny, penny penny.
We do but when i hear Moonpie my mind always goes back to one of our favorite bands. NRBQ.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0QERpNudfA

[3beansalad]

Anything goes Thursday coming up soon...

[BuffCyclist]

Sheldon - I have a few questions. First, I noticed that you offer soup and a half-sandwich.
Penny - Yes.
Sheldon - Where exactly does the half-sandwich come from? Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich, or do I have to wait for someone else in the restaurant to order the other half?
Penny - No no, Sheldon, they just make a half-sandwich.
Sheldon - You can't make a half-sandwich. If its not half of a whole sandwich, its just a small sandwich!
Penny - Okay fine, its soup and a small sandwich. Is that what you want?
Sheldon - Of course not, I'll have my usual.
Penny - Great. *walks away*
Sheldon - Aren't you going to ask me if I want a beverage?
Penny - Don't you usually get lemonade?
Sheldon - Yes.
Penny - You want lemonade?
Sheldon - Yes.
Penny - Anything else?
Sheldon - Yes, I want you to apologize to Leonard!

[BuffCyclist]

Anything goes Thursday coming up soon...

[ROFL2]

[3beansalad]

http://youtu.be/_eD8RhPDU5Y

[Great-Kazoo]

Top O the mornin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqPe8Ms2w8

[BuffCyclist]

Top O the mornin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqPe8Ms2w8

Haha, so you DO watch it! Its funny, if you go back to the first few seasons, they really take advantage of her cleavage and show it off a lot more. It was probably to get people hooked on the show for the ratings [LOL].

[HoneyBadger]

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

[HoneyBadger]

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[3beansalad]

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon:Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

[HoneyBadger]

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

[stoner01]

I think I preffer Winnie(?) better. The nerdy blonde with glasses.

[HoneyBadger]

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon:Well, today we tried masturbating for money.


heh heh heh classic.

[HoneyBadger]

I think I preffer Winnie(?) better. The nerdy blonde with glasses.
Bernadette?

[crays]

Happy as camel....

What-what!

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

[BuffCyclist]

I think I preffer Winnie(?) better. The nerdy blonde with glasses.


Bernadette?

No, I think he's talking about Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years... *google search*... wait, did she have glasses?

[HoneyBadger]

Sheldon: Good Morning your honor, Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se - that is to say representing himself.
Judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.
Sheldon: Yet you wound up in traffic court.

[stoner01]

I meant Bernadette. I don't watch the show enough. I need to.

[BuffCyclist]

I meant Bernadette. I don't watch the show enough. I need to.

Ah, gotcha. I was about to say...

[HoneyBadger]

I meant Bernadette. I don't watch the show enough. I need to.
Yes you do. :)

[Great-Kazoo]

I meant Bernadette. I don't watch the show enough. I need to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdpWDvVao8

[3beansalad]

http://youtu.be/XfJukPj0xJQ

[buffalobo]

http://youtu.be/XfJukPj0xJQ

I would join their girls nite out drinking.

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[roberth]

tv = mindsuck

post whore thread = enlightenment

[HoneyBadger]

I would join their girls nite out drinking.

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Who wouldn't?!?

















Oh yeah. Sheldon wouldn't.

[HoneyBadger]

tv = mindsuck

post whore thread = enlightenment
LOL [LOL]

[HoneyBadger]

I enjoy a little mind sucking every now and then.

[waxthis]

WTH?

[waxthis]

Fix this shit
31973

[buffalobo]

TV is mostly background noise for me. BBT is one of the few shows I do like to watch, mostly reruns.

Definitely a mind numbing activity.

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[Great-Kazoo]

Fix this shit
31973

Move the white wire to #2 , pull main, go home, bbq, relax. FIXED

[HoneyBadger]

CUT THE RED ONE! THE RED ONE!!!!

[BuffCyclist]

Fix this shit
31973

Hmm...


Move the white wire to #2 , pull main, go home, bbq, relax. FIXED

You sure? I was going to say CUT the white wire, connect to yellow wire, say "oops" and start running away frantically! [LOL]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Whatever you do don't cut the green wire. Movies were wrong.

[3beansalad]

Oh goodness


http://youtu.be/M_za37I-lys

[HoneyBadger]

Molecules.

[HoneyBadger]

Sheldon: I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep? C'mon ... I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?

[roberth]

[QUOTE=waxthis;1258153]Fix this shit[QUOTE]

remember that scene from the first Die Hard movie - where the terr runs thru the phone wires with a chainsaw?

[BuffCyclist]

Raj: Doesn't anybody have a rod of resurrection? Because if you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me!

[roberth]

so bbt is a bunch of euphemisms for sex?

co-ar15 has that with REAL people - not actors

[BuffCyclist]

so bbt is a bunch of euphemisms for sex?

co-ar15 has that with REAL people - not actors

Somewhat, although not always. Its a great show, you should watch it if you haven't seen it!

[HoneyBadger]

so bbt is a bunch of euphemisms for sex?

co-ar15 has that with REAL people - not actors
Well, yeah... that's how it makes money.

[wax_job]

Or, is that bag-o-hoe?

Meow-nin?

[HoneyBadger]

Was the site just loading really slow for anyone else?

[HoneyBadger]

Are we being DOS attacked by MAIG?

[HoneyBadger]

Or blocked by the NSA again?

[roberth]

nope, just your isp giving your name to the nsa

[stoner01]

F them ALL just because

[HoneyBadger]

nope, just your isp giving your name to the nsa
Hahahahaha It's a little late for that... I already work for the .gov and have several security clearances. its a little more difficult to have secrets when you have to pass a polygraph test...

[roberth]

Hahahahaha It's a little late for that... I already work for the .gov and have several security clearances. its a little more difficult to have secrets when you have to pass a polygraph test...

i haven't had to take a polygraph yet

[HoneyBadger]

i haven't had to take a polygraph yet
they can be a real mindfuck, but you just gotta stay cool. They will try to frustrate you and get under your skin... that's part of their job.

[stoner01]

I hate polys. But then again I get frustrated easy so yeah.

[roberth]

why do they want to get under your skin?

[roberth]

i think i'm missing the point of a polygraph

[HoneyBadger]

why do they want to get under your skin?
To record your responses to different emotions and create a baseline that they can use to see if you are actually lying.

[HoneyBadger]

They start out the test by creating a baseline, then they inject "check" questions throughout the test to see if you are being consistent and to verify that they have a good baseline.

[3beansalad]

nope, just your isp giving your name to the nsa

Wait, you're potentially a gun owner and you are just now getting on the NSA list? Slacker.

[roberth]

Wait, you're potentially a gun owner and you are just now getting on the NSA list? Slacker.

i peruse all the "i hate the government" websites - i've been on the list for a while i'm sure - no slacking here - just trying to increase my footprint

[Great-Kazoo]

i haven't had to take a polygraph yet

That you remember. When unconscious anything is possible. OK just a Little Pin Prick, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's working Good

[roberth]

aliens from outer space!!!!!

[roberth]

nope

just no such agency and christians in action

[HoneyBadger]

Ahhh, breakfast for lunch!


Is it because I like breakfast better?

Or because I am just finally getting around to making it?

[roberth]

Ahhh, breakfast for lunch!


Is it because I like breakfast better?

Or because I am just finally getting around to making it?

yes

[roberth]

i had a lightly done chicken fried chicken for lunch from our cafe, it was very good.

[HoneyBadger]

Option B is the correct answer. This morning was busy!

[Great-Kazoo]

chicken rice. will follow up with protein shake after pt. Then BLT's on home made bread for DinnA.

[HoneyBadger]

Just added 4 bottles of hydrogen peroxide to my home emergency kit. Hydrogen peroxide is useful for LOTS of things!

[Monky]

Just added 4 bottles of hydrogen peroxide to my home emergency kit. Hydrogen peroxide is useful for LOTS of things!

You should do better research


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[roberth]

Just added 4 bottles of hydrogen peroxide to my home emergency kit. Hydrogen peroxide is useful for LOTS of things!

what is the shelf life?


You should do better research


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

could you elaborate a little?

[roberth]

from wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide


At one time, the most common household use of hydrogen peroxide was to disinfect wounds, but it is now thought to slow healing by affecting tissue growth through several possible factors. Lower concentrations(10mM) slightly promoted tissue growth in wounded mice compared to a control group, while 160mM hydrogen peroxide (equivalent to a 0.5% solution) delayed initial wound closure. [2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#cite_note-nonhealing-2) Surgical use can lead to gas embolism formation, e.g. [3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide#cite_note-3)

[BuffCyclist]

^^ True, but you can use it to brush your teeth. [Tooth]

[HoneyBadger]

You should do better research


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Yes, please elaborate. I did plenty of internet research before spending a ghastly $8 on hydrogen peroxide. It has all sorts of household uses, and I certainly don't plan on ingesting it.

3% Hydrogen Peroxide Uses:


Beauty


Acne – to help clear up skin, dab pimples with peroxide using a cotton ball.
Finger Nails – to whiten, soak a cotton ball with peroxide and rub it on your nails.
Hair – to gradually give your hair highlights, mix equal parts peroxide and water and spray on wet hair. Comb the solution through your hair and dry.
Mouthwash – instead of purchasing expensive mouthwashes, try using peroxide instead.
Teeth – to whiten, hold one capful of peroxide in your moth for 10 minutes daily.
Toothpaste – to make your own, make a paste using peroxide and baking soda.



Healthcare
always consult a doctor before using hydrogen peroxide as a treatment



Boils – to heal, pour ½ a bottle of peroxide in your bath water.
Canker Sores – to prevent, hold one capful of peroxide in your mouth for 10 minutes.
Colds – to cure in 24 hours, put a few drops of peroxide in your ear, when the bubbling stops (5-10 minutes), drain onto a tissue. Repeat for the other ear.
Colonic – to make your own, add 1 cup of peroxide to 5 gallons of warm water.
Corns and Calluses – to soften, soak feet in a solution made of equal parts water and peroxide.
Cuts – to keep from getting infected, clean the cut with peroxide.
Detox Bath – to rejuvenate, add 2 quarts of peroxide to your bath water. Soak for at least a ½ hour.
Ear Infections – to relieve, place 6-8 drops in the affected ear.
Ear Wax – to remove, add a couple of drops of warm olive oil followed by a couple of drops of peroxide. Sit with head tilted for several minutes and then flush the ear with warm water.
Enema – to make your own, add 1 tablespoon to 4 cups of water.
Foot Fungus – to cure, spray a solution made of equal parts peroxide and water to your feet every night.
Infections – to heal, soak the infected area in peroxide for 5-10 minutes several times a day.
Sinus Infection – to relieve, add one tablespoon of peroxide to non-chlorinated water to be used as a nasal spray.
Toothache – to relieve pain, hold one capful of peroxide in your mouth for 10 minutes.
Yeast Infections – to control, add 2 capfuls of peroxide to your douche 1-2 time per week.

General Cleaning



Bathroom – to disinfect, fill a spray bottle with equal parts peroxide and water.
Counter tops – to kill germs, spray the counter tops with peroxide and wipe with a clean cloth.
Grout – to whiten, make sure the grout is dry, then spray a generous amount of peroxide on the grout. Let it sit for 1-2 hours and scrub the area with an old toothbrush and some warm soapy water.
Mirrors – for a no steak clean, spray mirrors with peroxide and wipe with a paper towel or newspaper.
Mold – to control, clean the area with peroxide.
Tile – to remove stains, make a thick paste using flour and peroxide. Apply the mixture to the stain, cover with plastic wrap and let it sit overnight. Rinse clean.
Toothbrush – to kill germs, soak your toothbrush in peroxide.

Kitchen



Cutting Board – to kill germs, after rinsing off your cutting board, spray it with peroxide.
Dishrags and sponges – to clean, soak them for 15-30 minutes in a solution using equal parts peroxide and warm water. Rinse.
Fruits & Vegetables – to clean, spray them with peroxide (food grade) and let them stand for a few minutes, then rinse and dry.
Fruits & Vegetables – for a non-toxic sanitizer, pour peroxide (food grade) into a dark colored spray bottle (light destroys peroxide) and fill another spray bottle with vinegar. Spray your fruits and vegetables with the peroxide and then repeat using the vinegar.
Fruits & Vegetables – to neutralize chemicals and prolong freshness, add ¼ cup of peroxide (food grade) to a sink full of cold water. Soak vegetables for 20-30 minutes. Rinse, drain and let dry.
Refrigerator – to disinfect, spray the interior with peroxide and wipe with a clean cloth.
Salad – to prolong freshness, lightly spray with a solution of ½ cup water and 1 tablespoon of peroxide (food grade).

Laundry



Blood Stains – to remove, pour peroxide on the spot and let it sit for a few minutes. Then rub and rinse with cold water.
Clothes – to whiten, add a cup of peroxide to your wash. Peroxide is more mild than bleach and will keep your clothes from wearing out as fast.
Wine Stain – to remove, mix together equal parts peroxide and liquid detergent. Pour the mixture over the stain. With a clean cloth blot the stain and wash with warm water.
Wring Around the Collar – to remove, spray the area with a mixture of 2 parts peroxide and 1 part liquid detergent. Let it sit for an hour before rinsing. *Works great on armpit stains too.

Miscellaneous



Mites – to kill, spray with area with peroxide.
Plants – to improve their root system, water them with a mixture of 32 parts water and 1 part peroxide.
Seeds – to sprout, soak seeds overnight in a mixture of 1 ounce peroxide and 2 cups water.

[waxthis]

"Colonic – to make your own, add 125 cup's of peroxide to 5 gallons of warm water."....
[Eek2]

[bogie]

Dishrags and sponges? Who would actually do that?

[bogie]

Add some coffee grounds to that colonic recipe and you'd be set..

[bogie]

The seed sprouting is interesting. I hadn't heard that one before.

[TheBelly]

Belly, you've probably forgotten more music theory than I ever knew.

nope, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

[bogie]

Grout whitening sounds like a useful idea.

[TheBelly]

Oh yeah. Sheldon wouldn't.

He's not too excited about girls in the show because of his nerdiness.... He's not attracted to girls in real life because of his homosexuality...

BAZINGA!

[bogie]

Concentrating H2O2

http://topologicoceans.wordpress.com/2013/01/30/lablulz-densitometry-of-hydrogen-purr-oxide/ (http://topologicoceans.wordpress.com/2013/01/30/lablulz-densitometry-of-hydrogen-purr-oxide/)

[bogie]

chicken rice

Seasoning?

[bogie]

Ahhh, breakfast for lunch!


Is it because I like breakfast better?

Or because I am just finally getting around to making it?

I could eat breakfast at every meal!

[HoneyBadger]

Dinner time! Yum.

[bogie]

18 = emancipation age

[bogie]

17 HMR

[bogie]

16 get the license

[bogie]

15 pool balls

[bogie]

14 become a taxpayer

[bogie]

13 never seen one in a building

[bogie]

12 days of christmas

[bogie]

11 gun salute

[bogie]

Roman numeral X

[bogie]

9 lives of a cat

[bogie]

8 days of hanukkah

[bogie]

7 hills of rome

[bogie]

6 guitar strings

[bogie]

5 fingers and toes

[bogie]

4 earth wind air and fire

[roberth]

stop

[bogie]

3 cheese pizza

[roberth]

:)

[bogie]

8 sides on a stop sign