The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

I dont always sit to pee... But when I do, I am rarely sober

And, you only pee even then because you're already sitting down and why not? [Dunno]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I'll admit it I sit down to pee in the morning. It's either that or I will spray all over the bathroom like a thumb over a garden hose.

[BuffCyclist]

I'll admit it I sit down to pee in the morning. It's either that or I will spray all over the bathroom like a thumb over a garden hose.

Bwahahahaha everyone make fun of the guy who was brave enough to admit something personal!!!

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[Sarcasm2]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Haha yeah. I'm not too proud. Cleaning up pee on the ground, wall, tank lid, feet, etc gets old.

[BuffCyclist]

Ha, with my knee injury though I'm doing a lot of it and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But who's going to make fun of a gimp? Oh wait... [LOL]

[wax_job]

Bathroom habits are hard to quantify.

[wax_job]

Needless to say, I will never touch another mans tablet... Just because I know where mine has been...

[BuffCyclist]

32141

First peach of the season. Still partly green on the inside, but has a nice peach flavor! Perhaps we'll have another 40lbs of ripe peaches in a few weeks, like last year!

[Ridge]

http://i.imgur.com/Ntsa7lk.gif

[wax_job]

Watch out for the birds and squirrels BC, they'll let you know when they are ripe.

[wax_job]

Ridge, how can you be upset with a cupcake in front of you?

[BuffCyclist]

Watch out for the birds and squirrels BC, they'll let you know when they are ripe.

We don't have squirrels here. But the birds have already picked one of our apple trees clean, but the other one has been left untouched and those apples are close to the size of grapefruits. Last year, we lost most of our harvest due to aphids (our first year in the home and we didn't spray the trees with anything). This year, we sprayed but it didn't last long and seemed like I had to spray every week, but I only did about every 3-4wks. We'll see. At least the peach tree this year isn't showing signs of aphids, so thats good.

[BuffCyclist]

Ridge, how can you be upset with a cupcake in front of you?

That's not a cupcake, its a milkshake and he's sucking from the straw. And I'm sure he's upset because he REALLY wanted a cupcake instead! [LOL]

[wax_job]

I'm sure he's upset because he REALLY wanted a cupcake instead!

That makes much more sense.

[wax_job]

I want cherry trees... A dog... And maybe bees

[wax_job]

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[BuffCyclist]

I want cherry trees... A dog... And maybe bees

We've got 2 apple trees, one large peach tree (more like a bush though, its 10ft wide and 8-9ft tall) and one 25ft tall nectarine tree, that for some reason, isn't producing any fruit this year.

I think with cherry trees you need two of them, otherwise they can't cross-pollinate and produce fruit. We are interested in getting one, but there are quite a few cherry orchards not 10min up the hill and they produce EXCELLENT bing and rainier cherries. A brown paper lunch bag FULL of cherries (pick them yourself style) is only $6.

[Ridge]

That's not a cupcake, its a milkshake and he's sucking from the straw. And I'm sure he's upset because he REALLY wanted a cupcake instead! [LOL]

Not upset, just bored. Thankfully, it's time for me to go to bed.

http://i.imgur.com/bDqrP2K.gif

[10mm-man]

32141

First peach of the season. Still partly green on the inside, but has a nice peach flavor! Perhaps we'll have another 40lbs of ripe peaches in a few weeks, like last year!

I like holding peaches is my hand too! I make them shave em 1st though.....

[BuffCyclist]

G'night Ridge!

[10mm-man]

We've got 2 apple trees, one large peach tree (more like a bush though, its 10ft wide and 8-9ft tall) and one 25ft tall nectarine tree, that for some reason, isn't producing any fruit this year.

I think with cherry trees you need two of them, otherwise they can't cross-pollinate and produce fruit. We are interested in getting one, but there are quite a few cherry orchards not 10min up the hill and they produce EXCELLENT bing and rainier cherries. A brown paper lunch bag FULL of cherries (pick them yourself style) is only $6.


Lucky you have fresh fruit!!

[BuffCyclist]

I like holding peaches is my hand too! I make them shave em 1st though.....

[LOL]

I was attempting to make fun of waxthis's pepper in his hand, but no one picked up on it.

[wax_job]

We had a bing tree growing up... Fantastic fruit when it produced...

yeah, thinking that the bees might take care of the pollination issue... Maybe

[BuffCyclist]

We had a bing tree growing up... Fantastic fruit when it produced...

yeah, thinking that the bees might take care of the pollination issue... Maybe

If they have another cherry tree on their route. Or maybe I'm thinking of a different type of fruit tree, but if I recall you needed two of them to get fruit. [Dunno]

[wax_job]

Lucky you have fresh fruit!!

Sounds like you have fresh (non-fruit) peaches... Which is just a lucky

[BuffCyclist]

Lucky you have fresh fruit!!

Yup, the peaches and nectarines were delicious last year! Though we only got about 8 nectarines that were edible, and not even 10 of the peaches (out of the 200 we picked) were edible due to the aphids. But fresh free fruit is always more delicious! Probably because you water it and stare at it for weeks until you can finally eat it.

[10mm-man]

Sounds like you have fresh (non-fruit) peaches... Which is just a lucky

Yep, as long as they are fresh! The moldy ones will get ya! [ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL]

[10mm-man]

stare at it for weeks until you can finally eat it.

Edit: could be taken wrong.

[10mm-man]

So today I ran into this guy; I was talking to his mom about making bags for the SBR's I'm making. Anyway he said his girlfriend at the time set him up, she was sleeping with another guy. He said he was sitting at his apartment and this guy walked in, he heard the door and then he remembers being hit and laying on the ground. Said he had to have his face reconstructed. He was bashed in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, over and over; 68 pieces of titanium in his skull!

Call me paranoid; not that I deal with people like that, but It makes me feel sane when I hear stories like this; and justifies while I always have my gun with me. Even when i am sitting at home!

[BuffCyclist]

Edit: could be taken wrong.

That's what this thread is all about! Making slightly borderline double entendres that people really aren't sure if they're meant that way or not [LOL]

[10mm-man]

That's what this thread is all about! Making slightly borderline double entendres that people really aren't sure if they're meant that way or not [LOL]

Yea, but I didn't want people thinking I was diving into un ripe fruit vs just not all warmed up and ready!! [ROFL1][Coffee]

[TheBelly]

Blah!

[Great-Kazoo]

Yea, but I didn't want people thinking I was diving into un ripe fruit vs just not all warmed up and ready!! [ROFL1][Coffee]

Fore play with fruit. Was the fruit sub or dom?

[stoner01]

Fruit is always the little spoon

[brutal]

So today I ran into this guy; I was talking to his mom about making bags for the SBR's I'm making. Anyway he said his girlfriend at the time set him up, she was sleeping with another guy. He said he was sitting at his apartment and this guy walked in, he heard the door and then he remembers being hit and laying on the ground. Said he had to have his face reconstructed. He was bashed in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, over and over; 68 pieces of titanium in his skull!

Call me paranoid; not that I deal with people like that, but It makes me feel sane when I hear stories like this; and justifies while I always have my gun with me. Even when i am sitting at home!

My wife asked me once why I wore my CCW at home. My reply was, "100% of home invasions happen at home." She never asked again.

[10mm-man]

My wife asked me once why I wore my CCW at home. My reply was, "100% of home invasions happen at home." She never asked again.

I am not lol'ing because home invasions are funny, but were else would a home invasion happen? [Coffee]

[stoner01]

Is it a home invasion if you live in an apartment. What about a studio. Or a condo? Just saying.

[bogie]

So today I ran into this guy; I was talking to his mom about making bags for the SBR's I'm making. Anyway he said his girlfriend at the time set him up, she was sleeping with another guy. He said he was sitting at his apartment and this guy walked in, he heard the door and then he remembers being hit and laying on the ground. Said he had to have his face reconstructed. He was bashed in the face with a pair of brass knuckles, over and over; 68 pieces of titanium in his skull!

Call me paranoid; not that I deal with people like that, but It makes me feel sane when I hear stories like this; and justifies while I always have my gun with me. Even when i am sitting at home!

So the moral I learned from this was to keep the pimp hand strong and da bitche$ wont do dat $hit.

[stoner01]

Careful. Felony Fields might want to take your guns away for domestic abuse from that comment.

[OtterbatHellcat]

good evening, whores.

10mm is stepping up to the pump?

welcome to our humble commode.:)

[stoner01]

Sup ho.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I need a part time job.......

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[stoner01]

Work as a rent-a-cop. cant go wrong.

[stoner01]

Catching up on records is a bitch

[OtterbatHellcat]

heya stoner and jm

[stoner01]

Hows the shoulder?

[OtterbatHellcat]

jm you left yourself wide open there...but i'm too damn tired to come up with anything good.

[stoner01]

Something about either his hourly rate or the going rate for a good corner on Colfax

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hows the shoulder?

okay...thanks. i almost really messed up today...a pot started to fall off the counter and i reached for it with that arm....hurt pretty bad but i don't think i messed up the docs
handy work.

[stoner01]

Good otherwise[fail]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Something about either his hourly rate or the going rate for a good corner on Colfax

yeah...it would have been something along those lines lol

[stoner01]

Like I said. Im doing dog records. They are so mundane it saps any creativity from me in about two seconds.

[OtterbatHellcat]

searching through paperwork is about as fun as sliding down a razor would be.

[stoner01]

Not searching, filling out. On two separate systems for two different companies for the same contract. One is web based and the other is on excel. The excel one is easier buy about tenfold.

[OtterbatHellcat]

jm...what type of part time stuff are you interested in? day, night? are you looking for something to be close to your primary job?

[OtterbatHellcat]

oh, plugging in data...phtttttt

just as fun.

[stoner01]

[pileoshit]

[OtterbatHellcat]

m hmmmm

[stoner01]

[Bang][Coffee]

[OtterbatHellcat]

i'm not very whory tonight stoner.

i'll be a heading to bed i think. take care brother...

goodnight whoreses.

peace

[stoner01]

dueces

[GilpinGuy]

Stoner1, you seeing the David Gilmour concert on AXTV? Kick ass.

[stoner01]

Nope. Im at work without TV

[stoner01]

And who is David Gilmour?

[GilpinGuy]

Damn. From the Royal Albert Hall. Good stuff. Been a while since I heard this stuff.

[GilpinGuy]

And who is David Gilmour?

Oh, a key player in Pink Floyd. Sorry man.... "Stoner01" and all, I just figured....wrong. LOL

[stoner01]

That's my name...not what I do in my spare time.

[GilpinGuy]

I see, no offense man. I just love this old stuff from the "good old days".

You do know who Pink Floyd is though, right?

[GilpinGuy]

Wow..dissed by Stoner 01 [gohome]

[stoner01]

Yes I know who pink Floyd is. Im not a huge fan but they have a few songs I listen to when I hear them.

[stoner01]

Time for lunch. Or a Mid-night snack for y'all

[GilpinGuy]

Yeah, this is basically lunch time for me too bro.

Of course I have the day/night off, so here I am watching David Gilmour concerts, drinking beer and reliving the days of my youth. Life is good.

[GilpinGuy]

"When I was a child,
I caught a fleeting glimpse,
from the corner of my eye...."

Oh yeah, good stuff.

[stoner01]

I cant help but think how we don't need no education. We don't need no thought control.

[GilpinGuy]

Ahhhhh, you do know some Pink Floyd. :)

Where you working graves?

[stoner01]

Day Shift K9 handler. US Embassy Baghdad ;)

[GilpinGuy]

So you have your toes in the sand, scantily clad women women bringing you fancy drinks, and you're whoring here. Nice! [Beer]

[stoner01]

No, No and Yes. I wish I had a drink and a scantily clad woman nearby. Last time I had either was in april.

[GilpinGuy]

I'll have a PBR in your name...right now.

Seriously though. I assume you guys are on "high alert" with all the shit being spewed forth in the news here. Be safe man.

[stoner01]

Thanks. And I can neither confirm nor deny any alert postures we my have in play. Either way, I have a nice Colt M4 that can go pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew and not just pewpewpew

[stoner01]

'MERICA

[GilpinGuy]

'MERICA

'MERICA! [AR15]

[Mick-Boy]

This whole "high alert" thing is BS anyway.

[stoner01]

Mick youre preaching to the choir. I wasn't expecting shit to happen yesterday and Im glad I got a pseudo day off. This next week however, I plan to be a little overly cautious.

[Mick-Boy]

Here's the thing that irks me; There is no such thing as a strategic terrorist threat.

A real threat is against a specific target. It's at the tactical level. The idea that there is some kind of real threat based on actionable intelligence that impacts Embassies from Africa to Afghanistan is utter nonsense.

I'm not saying there aren't threats against these locations. I'm sure there are. But this idea that there is some kind of threat that spans almost the entire Islamic world stinks of political theater.

[stoner01]

Almost seems like they're trying to justify the NSA programs. On top of deflection from the dozen other controversies. And I agree, that threats are on the tactical level. We had our own fears here that I cant discuss, however they go along with this line of thinking.

[Mick-Boy]

Exactly. We've been tracking several things here too. None of them changed with this "actionable intel".

Like I said, comes off like political theater to me.

[stoner01]

Meh, what isn't theater with this admin?

[Mick-Boy]

Touche.

[GilpinGuy]

Meh, what isn't theater with this admin?

Winner!

[stoner01]

I can haz prize[pick-me]

[GilpinGuy]

I downed that PBR for ya pretty quick. I think I'll have another for ya. [Beer]

[stoner01]

You know youre bored when you look up random pron topics :/

[Ridge]

The NSA can see everything you do online, but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[stoner01]

Nope. Because Bloomberg banned CTC.

[waxthis]

Monday. Here we go again.

[Danimal]

Man I cant wait to go to bed. 12 hr night shifts suck ass

[stoner01]

I hate 12s because its get home, eat go to bed for the next one. I have no motivation afterwards. Luckily I have 8 and 9 hour shifts to break it up.

[roberth]

'morning hoze :)

another monday - nice sunrise - pink on the clouds with a blue background

[stoner01]

Another hour and Im off finally.
Glad yall had a good sunrise. Im starting to appreciate a later one and earlier sunset

[waxthis]

Shit.

[waxthis]

That is all..Have a great day you Whores!

[roberth]

Shit.

what happened? spill it

[BuffCyclist]

what happened? spill it

It wasn't a reply to something, he was stating that he just TOOK a shit. So, to answer your question, he already DID spill it! [LOL]

[USAFGopherMike]

Pizza for breakfast before a long day of projects. Morning whores.

[OtterbatHellcat]

good morning whores.

i think wax's "shit" is because of having yo start another work week.

[OtterbatHellcat]

a heart felt Howdy to the Whore brethren.......amen.

[USAFGopherMike]

I'm on leave this week so it's time to get a bunch of projects done around the house.

[BuffCyclist]

Mornin' Ho's!

I'm headed to the post office to buy nearly 200 stamps. Forgot that we have to stamp the RSVP cards in addition to invites. [facepalm]

[USAFGopherMike]

Stamps? what the... I have to go there later myself.

[OtterbatHellcat]

post office...phtttt


is the jeep on your list this week mike?

[USAFGopherMike]

Yes it is.. depending on what happens with my car. Also have to get some stuff up for sale.

[OtterbatHellcat]

are we invited bc?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Also have to get some stuff up for sale.

CL or egay? both?

[BuffCyclist]

are we invited bc?

You will be invited to the virtual thread I create after the event... But don't worry, I'll make sure I give you guys my registry information. [LOL]

We couldn't even afford to invite my step-siblings. I have known my step-mom's daughter since around 2001, but she didn't invite me to her wedding so [goFyourself]. My step-dad's kids (5 of them) are all married with at least 2 kids each, so that's almost 20 extra people and I met them for the first time this past September at my Mom's wedding. Nearly all of our guests are family, with less than 10 I think that will be friends. Only because we have no friends. :(

[OtterbatHellcat]

i phoned my boss yesterday...told him i'd try and come back to work on wednesday....he was cool about it....he actually understands if i need longer, too.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Only because we have no friends.

sure ya do !!! the whores got your back.

"on the wedding day from mrs. bc............."" who ARE all these weirdos, dear?""

[stoner01]

Wassup all you street corner biotches

[BuffCyclist]

Only because we have no friends.

sure ya do !!! the whores got your back.

"on the wedding day from mrs. bc............."" who ARE all these weirdos, dear?""

Aw, well isn't that sweeeeeeet! OBC, you're making me [Cry]

I already have a feeling she's going to hold the actions of a lot of my family against me [LOL]. They can be a crazy bunch when you get them in the same room and give them liquor.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wassup all you street corner biotches

i'm a partial gimp, but not completely useless...i'm gonna flame some goat stickers before it gets too hot outside. you off duty now stoner?

[stoner01]

Be thankful it isn't a military wedding.

[stoner01]

i'm a partial gimp, but not completely useless...i'm gonna flame some goat stickers before it gets too hot outside. you off duty now stoner?

Ayyup. Watchin me some Patti Anne Brown and chillin

[OtterbatHellcat]

bc..your surgery is next week, yes?

[Great-Kazoo]

Mornin' Ho's!

I'm headed to the post office to buy nearly 200 stamps. Forgot that we have to stamp the RSVP cards in addition to invites. [facepalm]

Why don't you just do a mass pm to everyone. Save time and paper.
For our wedding 77BC (before computers) we called anyone we knew and said we're getting married at my S-I-L house date and time. if you can make it great, if not, thanks anyway.
In those days you had to lick stamps, none of this fancy adhesive stuff.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ayyup. Watchin me some Patti Anne Brown and chillin

nice !...i hope you have a cold one in yo hand as well

:)

[stoner01]

Dry Contract[thumb down1]

[BuffCyclist]

bc..your surgery is next week, yes?

Yup, next week Thursday.


Why don't you just do a mass pm to everyone. Save time and paper.
For our wedding 77BC (before computers) we called anyone we knew and said we're getting married at my S-I-L house date and time. if you can make it great, if not, thanks anyway.
In those days you had to lick stamps, none of this fancy adhesive stuff.
My fiancee wanted actual invites. A lot of her family lives in Germany, so stamps are cheaper than that long distanxe phone calls.

[OtterbatHellcat]

stoner...that totally blows. i'm sorry for that, for sure.

[stoner01]

Meh. Its not like I drink all the time anyways. Although I just might start when I get back

[roberth]

hey otterbatcat - this would be a good time to get your .22 and practice one handed shooting

[stoner01]

Is that what we're calling it these days? But in all seriousness, how is the ammo situation there?

[OtterbatHellcat]

well, after some torch fest time, i think i'll give the JD a ride around the lawn too. pisses me off i can't manage the gas trimmer, that shit's gonna have to wait. gotta make a beer run at some point today.

later on homies, hope we have a good day.

[OtterbatHellcat]

hey otterbatcat - this would be a good time to get your .22 and practice one handed shooting

man that would cool....no place close to here to do it though... :(

syl fellers

[BuffCyclist]

Whew, got worried I was banned there for a second! I could view the forum, but the "reply text box" was greyed out! Started frantically wondering what I did [LOL]

Stupid invitations are barely 3/16" longer than the normal stamp size, so they will be $1.12 each to mail instead of $0.46. [Bang]

[waxthis]

what happened? spill it


If I could, what would it be........................Rip9 VS Jet 9 VS Giant Anthem X 29er..............

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You whores are slackin. Get back to yo corner.

[OtterbatHellcat]

damn...wax wants to blow 5K on a bicycle...more power to ya bro.

[roberth]

If I could, what would it be........................Rip9 VS Jet 9 VS Giant Anthem X 29er..............

didyou look at Lenz - they are made here - http://lenzsport.com/mtb_main.php

the niner bikes are great and very popular bikes but they have funky cable routing - i don't know enough about the giant to comment one way or the other

[roberth]

damn...wax wants to blow 5K on a bicycle...more power to ya bro.

awesome bikes though - i've gone through my 29er phase already

[OtterbatHellcat]

the weed flaming and yard mowing proved enough strain for the arm today....i'm inside bound for the remainder of the day.

i surprised habib at the liquor store down in brighton. i carried my two 24's up to the counter and set them on the floor...pinched one crab style and lifted it up on the counter for scanning.

i guess he wasn't expecting my skinny old white ass being capable of doing that. shit, i only have half the hand strength i had 20 years ago. it isn't that hard to pick up two 24's with one hand/arm for transport to the car either. hell, he thinks i'm gifted.

but you guys know i'm just this side of retarded, so it cancels out.... lol

[BuffCyclist]

damn...wax wants to blow 5K on a bicycle...more power to ya bro.

In college when I was somewhat racing, I bought a brand new $7.5k road bike for only $3.8k (thanks to team sponsorship). Still have it, almost sold it a few years back for some money, but I figured I'd never be able to afford another bike that nice so I decided to keep it [LOL].

But I have to say, it is an absolute DREAM to ride! And the integrated seatpost is just beautiful!

[OtterbatHellcat]

awesome bikes though - i've gone through my 29er phase already

well, if you're going to join the big kids diving down mountain sides....you should probably have the best shit available....i'm thinking.

[BuffCyclist]

the weed flaming and yard mowing proved enough strain for the arm today....i'm inside bound for the remainder of the day.

i surprised habib at the liquor store down in brighton. i carried my two 24's up to the counter and set them on the floor...pinched one crab style and lifted it up on the counter for scanning.

i guess he wasn't expecting my skinny old white ass being capable of doing that. shit, i only have half the hand strength i had 20 years ago. it isn't that hard to pick up two 24's with one hand/arm for transport to the car either. hell, he thinks i'm gifted.

but you guys know i'm just this side of retarded, so it cancels out.... lol

Haha, I was on crutches for my 21st (last time I had knee surgery actually, the surgery was about a week after my bday). Anywho, I managed to carry two handles of liquor and two 6 packs of beer, while crutching, up to the register. They felt bad for me that no one helped me, so they gave me a nice discount [LOL]

[roberth]

i went through 2 phases at the same time, 29er and singlespeed

i had a niner one9 - that was a cool bike

[OtterbatHellcat]

i guess "discount" isn't part of sand jockies cash register program.

[OtterbatHellcat]

i went through 2 phases at the same time, 29er and singlespeed

i had a niner one9 - that was a cool bike

after your experimenting over the years...what did you finally settle on, as your main bicycle?

[roberth]

well, if you're going to join the big kids diving down mountain sides....you should probably have the best shit available....i'm thinking.

yep and that costs $$$$$

a new fork for my full suspension is $1000, a new rear shock is $600 - these are fox - i won't use anything else - i'm glad fox stuff is tough - i won't have to replace my 2006 versions for a couple more years

[OtterbatHellcat]

here's a question. i try to be respectful to all species, from bugs...all the way up the ladder....however, am i really doing mother nature a disservice by killing every paper wasp surrounding my home?

[roberth]

after your experimenting over the years...what did you finally settle on, as your main bicycle?

i have a chumba evo (26") for the mountains - chumba seems to concentrate on europe even though they are made in california

i usually ride a santa cruz chameloen (26") hardtail down here

i kinda want to try the new turner burner 27.5"

[roberth]

here's a question. i try to be respectful to all species, from bugs...all the way up the ladder....however, am i really doing mother nature a disservice by killing every paper wasp surrounding my home?

i kill 'em, been stung too manys while minding my own business. they liike to buzz me or see how close they can get to me when i'm reading a book outside so i kill them - if they aren't smart enough to know i'm a human and i don't smell like a tree then they aren't smart enough to live

[OtterbatHellcat]

i have a chumba evo (26") for the mountains - chumba seems to concentrate on europe even though they are made in california

i usually ride a santa cruz chameloen (26") hardtail down here

i kinda want to try the new turner burner 27.5"

cool.

[OtterbatHellcat]

i kill 'em, been stung too manys while minding my own business. they liike to buzz me or see how close they can get to me when i'm reading a book outside so i kill them - if they aren't smart enough to know i'm a human and i don't smell like a tree then they aren't smart enough to live

i'll go with that then. it's kind of a toss up with me on that stuff. let life live, or kill it cause i don't happen to like it.

[waxthis]

damn...wax wants to blow 5K on a bicycle...more power to ya bro.

Ha....No chance of that, daughters club volleyball gets every spare cent I have....Need to find something somewhat decnet though, my current bike is about dead. Hmmmm to finance, would importing midgets from europe be considered racist?

[roberth]

i'll go with that then. it's kind of a toss up with me on that stuff. let life live, or kill it cause i don't happen to like it.

wasps definately provide a service and i hate to kill them but i dislike being stung more

[roberth]

Ha....No chance of that, daughters club volleyball gets every spare cent I have....Need to find something somewhat decnet though, my current bike is about dead. Hmmmm to finance, would importing midgets from europe be considered racist?

go to bicycle village - they used to have a trek credit card program - get a nice trek - check for shimano lx components on the bike and start there

[waxthis]

go to bicycle village - they used to have a trek credit card program - get a nice trek - check for shimano lx components on the bike and start there

Hell ya......CREDIT, the American way. Buy on impulse and justify it with logic. I love it!!!!!!!!!
[Coffee]

[roberth]

Hell ya......CREDIT, the American way. Buy on impulse and justify it with logic. I love it!!!!!!!!!
[Coffee]

i know, i know, i'm doing things in cash too, if i buy something online i make sure i have the cash ready to put back on the card first

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ha....No chance of that, daughters club volleyball gets every spare cent I have....Need to find something somewhat decnet though, my current bike is about dead. Hmmmm to finance, would importing midgets from europe be considered racist?

that.. is a loving father.....you go dad.. ;)

[waxthis]

i know, i know, i'm doing things in cash too, if i buy something online i make sure i have the cash ready to put back on the card first

I was being facetious. But it is tempting as hell...................
[Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

i'm enjoying a delicious spaghetti lunch right now.

[roberth]

a sweet niner for 3200 - a medium - too small for me but a great set up

http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/3973377694.html

another one

http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/3912782350.html

[roberth]

i really enjoyed riding a 29er - they ride so well especially over rocks and stuff - the wheels really soak up alot before it gets to your arse

[waxthis]

Haha, I was on crutches for my 21st (last time I had knee surgery actually, the surgery was about a week after my bday). Anywho, I managed to carry two handles of liquor and two 6 packs of beer, while crutching, up to the register. They felt bad for me that no one helped me, so they gave me a nice discount [LOL]


Sweet, I'm going to give that a try...Got spare crutches in the garage!!!..............[Alrigh]

[waxthis]

a sweet niner for 3200 - a medium - too small for me but a great set up

http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/3973377694.html


Yip saw that...How tall are you?

[OtterbatHellcat]

that is a nice bike.....wondering if mike is getting his ads up now..lol

[roberth]

Yip saw that...How tall are you?

6 2

[waxthis]

6 2


Hmmm...you must have a longer inseam. I'm 6,1 and the Rip9 in L just seemd to tall..Now, the JET9 in M felt great.

[waxthis]

that is a nice bike.....wondering if mike is getting his ads up now..lol

Wonder if he would trade for some cold hard steel.........................
[Coffee]

[roberth]

Hmmm...you must have a longer inseam. I'm 6,1 and the Rip9 in L just seemd to tall..Now, the JET9 in M felt great.

yah, 36 inseam - i rode a rip nine and didn't care for it but we didn't have time to set it up perfect

i'm very happy with the bikes i have

[OtterbatHellcat]

i'm thinking we should set some goals for 10mm to become a good whore.

nothing hard really...maybe a 10 post run or something.

[roberth]

Wonder if he would trade for some cold hard steel.........................
[Coffee]

you could ask :)

[3beansalad]

yah, 36 inseam - i rode a rip nine and didn't care for it but we didn't have time to set it up perfect

i'm very happy with the bikes i have

Well you do have a very nice list of rides...

Craigslist is a great source, and Veloswap is still a long way off.

[roberth]

i'm thinking we should set some goals for 10mm to become a good whore.

nothing hard really...maybe a 10 post run or something.

nah - let him make his own way

[roberth]

Well you do have a very nice list of rides...

Craigslist is a great source, and Veloswap is still a long way off.

thank you

i have a specialized cross bike and a gios road bike too - i used to have more bikes but firearms took precedence - thankfully so in light of the new laws

[3beansalad]

thank you

i have a specialized cross bike and a gios road bike too - i used to have more bikes but firearms took precedence - thankfully so in light of the new laws

I need to expand my stable,and keep thinking I need to get another 26" MTB. I love my 29er but still get uncomfortable with the handling in the tight stuff.

But of course my 14 yo joined the CS Front Rangers this year so we dropped a small fortune on his road bike, which weighs close to 4# less than my roadie and makes me think it needs an upgrade.

But guns and ammo keeps getting purchased too... maybe I can score a second job at a bike shop or Bass Pro.

[OtterbatHellcat]

howdy 3b

[OtterbatHellcat]

we have a couple specialized, nothing spectacular.

[3beansalad]

Afternoon OBC.

I really like my Felt f65, but with today's materials it's a bit of a dinosaur. My Kona 29er isn't any better but at least you expect the weight with a MTB.

Of course the cost of bikes is a big reason not to upgrade, just ride harder.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Of course the cost of bikes is a big reason not to upgrade, just ride harder.

the same thing goes for hookers......lol

[3beansalad]

same thing goes for hookers......lol

No substitute for a hooker upgrade... they all end up looking like a chick in "There's Something about Mary."

[OtterbatHellcat]

shit...hookers killed it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

nope...hookers are thriving... :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

it's gonna suck going back to work wednesday.

[3beansalad]

it's gonna suck going back to work wednesday.

Back to hookers again?

[waxthis]

it's gonna suck going back to work wednesday.


A Midget a day keeps the hookers at bay.

[BuffCyclist]

Can't tell what's worse, watching spackle dry or watching paint dry...

[OtterbatHellcat]

bc, it would be much more fun if we had some midget hookers....clearly.

[OtterbatHellcat]

*shoots a spitball at wax*

[buffalobo]

Do midget hookers make paint/spackle dry faster?

Will that logic work to convince wife to get a couple?

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[OtterbatHellcat]

i put a t shirt on for the first time today, since the operation. only hurt for about 15 minutes afterwards. taking it off was much easier.

[BuffCyclist]

Fiancee just called and said she definitely wants to take a CCW class, guess she read some news story online about a pregnant lady (or new mom) and wants to carry a gun when we get there. [Awesom]

Excited to sign her up for a class this fall!

[waxthis]

Can't tell what's worse, watching spackle dry or watching paint dry...

Unless you have that new fancy paint, I say spackle. Goes on pink, drys white.

[BuffCyclist]

i put a t shirt on for the first time today, since the operation. only hurt for about 15 minutes afterwards. taking it off was much easier.

Hey, thats awesome, congrats!

[BuffCyclist]

Unless you have that new fancy paint, I say spackle. Goes on pink, drys white.

Actually, we DO have fancy paint. Its a flat, so it goes on shiny and a brighter color, then dries flat and lightens up a bit [LOL]

[waxthis]

i put a t shirt on for the first time today, since the operation. only hurt for about 15 minutes afterwards. taking it off was much easier.

Yeti reduces that to 7 min you know...
[Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Do midget hookers make paint/spackle dry faster?

Will that logic work to convince wife to get a couple?

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*dividing the parabolic expansion theory, and multiplying residual base inherent coefficient variables.....i would say......yes*

[waxthis]

Actually, we DO have fancy paint. Its a flat, so it goes on shiny and a brighter color, then dries flat and lightens up a bit [LOL]

[Eek3]

[BuffCyclist]

[Eek3]

You've never heard of a flat sheen? We have textured walls, so the flat sheen hides the texture. While wet, it is very shiny and then dries to the flat sheen.

When we did our front bedroom, it was a dark blue, almost like a midnight. It went on the wall as a turquoise and we freaked out, then after it dried it darkened/dulled up and looks beautiful!

[OtterbatHellcat]

wax....i need to change beers apparently.


great news on the carry stuff bc......maybe that acp is closer than you think now... *sweet*

[BuffCyclist]

Haha, she won't be getting that large frame m&p9 (though I keep eyeballing it). Wonder if I could convince her to have it as a bedside gun... 17+1 of 9mm is a good number.

We'll probably end up spending a few hours in the LGS so she can fondle every single pistol they have to find the one that really fits her small hands.

[OtterbatHellcat]

yeti isn't an ipa is it?

[OtterbatHellcat]

i think it would be great if the wif came home one day, and announced to me that she was gonna start carrying.

[BuffCyclist]

Its really quite the shock, especially since just about a year ago I was struggling to get her to the shooting range let alone be in the same room as a firearm. I want to get her back to the range again, but the temp gets up to 95*F by 830am and that's just not enough time to be out there. Oh well, at least she WANTS to take the class!

[OtterbatHellcat]

that's great, bc.

[buffalobo]

i think it would be great if the wif came home one day, and announced to me that she was gonna start carrying.

Get the Paxton Quigley book, "Armed and Female", for her.

Will check with wife, maybe she will loan hers out.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

it's awesome when a fella can sling some lead around, and be good at it........el primo when your lady can do it as well.

[OtterbatHellcat]

thanks for the info, lobo...:)

[waxthis]

You've never heard of a flat sheen? We have textured walls, so the flat sheen hides the texture. While wet, it is very shiny and then dries to the flat sheen.

When we did our front bedroom, it was a dark blue, almost like a midnight. It went on the wall as a turquoise and we freaked out, then after it dried it darkened/dulled up and looks beautiful!

WTF? ............I need to get out of my cave more..:(

[OtterbatHellcat]

my wife was much the same way as bc's...regarding having "weapons in the same room"...for a long time. even though she used to hunt, years ago. it took a bit of conversation to allow a shotgun next to the bed...and to get her to be familiar with it and the safety...etc.

[BuffCyclist]

Haha, yea we were doing a semi-gloss (eggshell) paint for our other rooms, but it was just too shiny. Looked into it more, and you use a flat sheen to hide imperfections on the wall. The shinier the paint, the easier to clean and wipe down, BUT it also shows imperfections in the texture/wall-straightness/etc much more. So we switched to flat and it looks so much nicer!

We have read though that you want semi-gloss or shinier in the kitchen and bathrooms, but everywhere else you can use flat. It really adds some elegance to the walls! Like, right now I'm looking across my living room about 15ft at the new paint, and it is so dull I can't even tell that the wall is textured. But next to it where the old paint is still showing, I can tell its textured and it looks pretty uneven and bad.

[OtterbatHellcat]

WTF? ............I need to get out of my cave more.

Santiagos has a restaurant in a cave now?

[BuffCyclist]

my wife was much the same way as bc's...regarding having "weapons in the same room"...for a long time. even though she used to hunt, years ago. it took a bit of conversation to allow a shotgun next to the bed...and to get her to be familiar with it and the safety...etc.

Yea, I remember when I told her that I had guns, she totally freaked out that she was in the same house! Her dad was retired AF and he didn't even like guns from service, so she was never exposed to them. Then one day she asked to see them, and I pulled out my glock and my AR, she was interested/curious yet I could see the fear in her eyes. Once I started getting her more comfortable with them (by me CC'ing everywhere we went and especially on vacations), she wanted to hold one. Not long after that, she was at the range shooting more accurately than I could [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

nice, bc....and good for her.

[OtterbatHellcat]

there was a thread here the other day....had a line in it:

100% of all home invasions happen at home.

classic, man.

[OtterbatHellcat]

i'm thinking it's about time for a little siesta,

[OtterbatHellcat]

btw....i found the whore power crystals in the last cave on the left side, level 22.

leave me a few of them....hoarders.

[TheBelly]

i put a t shirt on for the first time today, since the operation. only hurt for about 15 minutes afterwards. taking it off was much easier.

it's a lot easier to just rip it off your body, a la Hulk Hogan.

[waxthis]

it's a lot easier to just rip it off your body, a la Hulk Hogan.

Or have wax job use his teeth.............[LOL]

[waxthis]

WTF? ............I need to get out of my cave more.

Santiagos has a restaurant in a cave now?

That hurt you know...:(

[BuffCyclist]

okay waxthis, i just took a picture to compare the paint sheens. The picture doesn't do the color justice, but you get the idea:

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As you can tell, left side is wet paint and brighter, right side is dry paint, duller and flat.

[waxthis]

okay waxthis, i just took a picture to compare the paint sheens. The picture doesn't do the color justice, but you get the idea:

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As you can tell, left side is wet paint and brighter, right side is dry paint, duller and flat.

Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fly boy]

holy shit! I can't bob dole this, so MERICA!!!!

I'm out again for a few days

[roberth]

bob dole is a verb?

[fly boy]

I got nothing... but a little Dr pepper and some ronrico

sent while drinking and driving. don't text and drive, that's dangerous right there!

[Great-Kazoo]

Paint color...!s should we invite Ellen to join the boards ?

[Ridge]

I wrote an angry rant about the body shop that worked on my car to my insurance agent. She replies back that she's forwarding it to the shop. Great.


I just wanted to say that I'd suggest against sending customers to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in the future. I'm pretty dissatisfied with their service. The replacement front bumper does not align properly with the fenders on the car. When I went to have them take a look at it, they pointed out that the paint on the bumper has been scratched (I'm livid about that, by the way. But my own fault), so they refused to look at the bumper. I decided to investigate myself after getting home. I found that the car was not properly reassembled. The bolts holding down the driver side headlight were only finger tight, and I had to tighten them down. They reused damaged parts (including parts they billed Progressive for as new replacements) and forgot to replace some pieces.

The way the paint is damaged, I also suspect they did not include a flex agent in the paint, which means that as time goes on and pressure is put on the plastic bumper cover, that the paint will begin to spiderweb and crack as it is subjected to the stress.

I've included photos of the bumper fitment and the large chip in the paint for you to see. I also believe the hood is not properly aligned, but will have to take some measurements from an undamaged car first to compare.

http://i.imgur.com/Tz77Ri4l.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nd2SuyAl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RToavugl.jpg

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Why am I so tired?

[roberth]

Why am I so tired?

living is rough sometimes, find some nice grass and some flowers, look at the sky and take a nap.

[BuffCyclist]

That sucks about the car Ridge! When the drivers door on my xterra needed replacing (my own stupid fault), the shop that did the work did not align the hinges well so there is a much larger gap at the back of the front door than on the other side of the truck. Also, the drivers door sticks out near the jamb and its very obvious. Yours looks much worse than mine though. Hope Progressive resolves it for you!

[bogie]

sup whores


okay waxthis, i just took a picture to compare the paint sheens. The picture doesn't do the color justice, but you get the idea:

32165

As you can tell, left side is wet paint and brighter, right side is dry paint, duller and flat.

iz dat peenk?

[bogie]

BC, you got me wanting fried tomatoes so i made some last night. Instead of frying the leftover egg batter, I made some tomato gravy instead! It looks like hell on the camera phone pic, but damn it tasted good...

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[BuffCyclist]

iz dat peenk?

Somewhat looks that way. In direct sunlight, it looks like a light tan (lighter than FDE with no hint of pink). In ambient light, it is a little on the pink side, and in darker light, it looks like a dark tan with a hint of purple I guess. Its in our living room, we really like the color. Here is a pic with the trim done and kind of in the shadows with no direct light. All of the colors that we tried (every single shade of tan from 3 different brands) all had a hint of pink to them in direct light.

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Okay, so it still looks slightly pink in this picture too, but its really not as pink as it looks. Oh well, you can sorta get the idea.



And jim, you wanna keep making fun of my pics?! Huh, do ya PUNK?!

[013]







[LOL]

[BuffCyclist]

BC, you got me wanting fried tomatoes so i made some last night. Instead of frying the leftover egg batter, I made some tomato gravy instead! It looks like hell on the camera phone pic, but damn it tasted good...

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Awesome! They look delicious! I was thinking about them so much that I was going to buy some tomatoes at the store, but they were all either rotten or looked like they had yellow pimples and I definitely wasn't going to eat those!

[bogie]

Awesome! They look delicious! I was thinking about them so much that I was going to buy some tomatoes at the store, but they were all either rotten or looked like they had yellow pimples and I definitely wasn't going to eat those!

Oh man they were de-lish! Thanks for the idea :)

And I love me some tomato gravy. My mom's recipe browns a pound of bacon cut into small (1/4") pieces until crispy, then makes the tomato gravy with homemade canned tomatoes in the bacon grease.. All of served over buttered toast. My gravy was a bootleg without the bacon but damn, gravy over fried food is always a winner.

[BuffCyclist]

Never heard of tomato gravy, but if I get some tomatoes soon, i'll have to try doing that! Thanks for the idea!

[bogie]

OMG a pistol for sale in the trading post with a light on the front rail [panic]

[bogie]

Wife is making dinner tonight. Sloppy joes, creamed corn, green beans!

[BuffCyclist]

OMG a pistol for sale in the trading post with a light on the front rail [panic]

[ROFL1]

[BuffCyclist]

Just had a couple slices of pizza and a Dale's Pale Ale. How I miss CO beer! Might be time to go get another beer...

Peach pie and Blue Bell ice cream later tonight! [Dinner]

[bogie]

You looking through the glass tonight BC?

[bogie]

Just had a pizza and a Dale's Pale Ale. How I miss CO beer! Might be time to go get another beer...

Peach pie and Blue Bell ice cream later tonight! [Dinner]

Dale's...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm snobbing tonight with a stella.

[BuffCyclist]

Nah, don't have to work again until 8/30, the telescope is in pieces right now (well, being reassembled) for the yearly summer shutdown. I've got my knee surgery on 8/15 so I'm hoping to be recovered in those 2 weeks before I have to work [LOL]

[BuffCyclist]

Dale's...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm snobbing tonight with a stella.

Yes, well, do you know how difficult it was for me to acquire a 6 pack of Dale's?! I'm savoring each and every one, trying to make them last as long as possible!

[bogie]

Nah, don't have to work again until 8/30, the telescope is in pieces right now (well, being reassembled) for the yearly summer shutdown. I've got my knee surgery on 8/15 so I'm hoping to be recovered in those 2 weeks before I have to work [LOL]

That sounds like a pain. I can't imagine the alignment procedures necessary for something like that...

[bogie]

Yes, well, do you know how difficult it was for me to acquire a 6 pack of Dale's?! I'm savoring each and every one, trying to make them last as long as possible!

Anytime you need it, I'll ship some CO beer down to you... Is that even legal? Say the word man..

[bogie]

We have high end microscopes at work that are bad enough... I can't imagine maintaining something that large... (that's what she said, i know)

[bogie]

Anytime you need it, I'll ship some CO beer down to you... Is that even legal? Say the word man..

NSA is after me now, $hit [pileoshit]

[bogie]

Where's all the hos tonight?

[bogie]

6 in a row?

[bogie]

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not have a full moon.


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