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JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 01:20
I find it hilarious when a dude gets bitch slapped.
[LOL]

stoner01
08-09-2013, 01:30
holeeeee crap today is dragging. Ive been here 5 hours now and between me and the other guy we have a grand total of 13 cars and a training car searched.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 01:31
That is a slow day...

stoner01
08-09-2013, 01:38
Im looking up random articles on Wiki.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 01:45
Been there. Done that... THAT is how you know you're bored.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 01:48
That's me every night/day whatever.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 01:57
That's me every night/day whatever.
HA! I watch a TV that I've seen 1,000,000 times over and over and over again on YouTube....

stoner01
08-09-2013, 02:00
At least you have youtube. I cant get it at work and its too slow on the one post that does get it. I cant view a lot of sites and since Im no longer "on" arfcom, well Im limited in what I do.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 02:03
None of us know why it works... It never used to. Some how it either slipped by or they're starting to understand that night shift is boring as hell.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 02:05
Yeah, when I was active, we weren't allowed to bring a lot of things to post. My theory was, if it kept my guys awake, I wasn't going to say anything unless they obviously looked like a bag of ass. Want to bring your laptop and watch movies or do homework, fine. But if you get a call, make your response time and be able to get shit done if needed.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 02:11
Yeah, when I was active, we weren't allowed to bring a lot of things to post. My theory was, if it kept my guys awake, I wasn't going to say anything unless they obviously looked like a bag of ass. Want to bring your laptop and watch movies or do homework, fine. But if you get a call, make your response time and be able to get shit done if needed.

That's how the SGTs are for us... As long as your rows are on time and you're doing your work they don't really care.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 02:12
Lunch Time

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 02:40
Lunch Time
Me too.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 02:47
You ever look back at where you grew up and realize you miss it but are glad you don't live there any more.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 02:56
I just say that because looking back at new York, I love going back to see family and the rural atmosphere but otherwise hate the state.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 03:08
Where I grew up is where I still live.... and Loveland, where I was born, is nothing like it used to be.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

Mick-Boy
08-09-2013, 03:17
You ever look back at where you grew up and realize you miss it but are glad you don't live there any more.


"You can never go home again Oatman..... but i guess you can shop there."

stoner01
08-09-2013, 03:25
Loveland has changed since I lived there. Even though I graduated not that long ago, I can still see the differences from growing up.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 04:45
Loveland has changed since I lived there. Even though I graduated not that long ago, I can still see the differences from growing up.
I didn't live there very long. Maybe 3 years.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 04:50
Same hear. High school and then I enlisted.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 04:51
I was there from 0-3 years old..... lol.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 04:54
Did they have running water and electricity back in those days?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 05:37
Did they have running water and electricity back in those days?
You mean back from 88-91? Yeah, they sure did! lol

stoner01
08-09-2013, 05:40
You mean back from 88-91? Yeah, they sure did! lol

Totally thought you were older...not the same age as me.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 06:15
Totally thought you were older...not the same age as me.

Oh really?

roberth
08-09-2013, 06:15
morning hoze

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:16
Hoe-bags......

stoner01
08-09-2013, 06:20
sup biotchez. And yeah JM..same age

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:21
Who's the same age? What's going on and why?

stoner01
08-09-2013, 06:22
Me and Jm are the same age

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 06:22
Who's the same age? What's going on and why?

shut up and order break fast. I'm heading out to garage sale surf.

buffalobo
08-09-2013, 06:22
Morning breakfast ho's.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:24
shut up and order break fast. I'm heading out to garage sale surf.


Okidoki.....

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:25
Me and Jm are the same age

Hmmmmmm....DOB?

stoner01
08-09-2013, 06:26
88

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:30
88 was a good year...

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:31
I got dibs on anything ammo related jim!

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:31
Holding Basil hostage.

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 06:35
I got dibs on anything ammo related jim!

he ain't a bad kid. so it's a pass for now.


Holding Basil hostage.

Si, Basil made a killer white pizza wed with it and the oregano. Next friday, denver run if you're open?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuEn77Lkw30

waxthis
08-09-2013, 06:37
No run today?

roberth
08-09-2013, 06:39
nope - hope to get a bike ride in

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 06:45
No run today?
I should run this morning... But the yawning is increasing as we speak....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 06:49
Do not flag.. Does not violate Craigslist terms of use. Not loaded ammunition
I have 1 pound containers of various powders for reloading

5 pounds of imr 4064 rifle powder
5 Ibs of hodgdon hp 38 pistol powder same as winchester 231
5 lbs of winchester 748 rifle powder
3 lbs of imr 4350 rifle powder
new production and sealed
Will not ship local only
$30.00 per pound
Call or Text Luke 3038595594

From CraigsList.....


THIS IS NOT LOADED AMMUNITION

I'm selling my Dillon Square Deal progressive reloading press, with extra conversion kits, and reloading components for 500 -- 9mm. Comes with the following:

Dillon Strong Mount
Conversion kits for 45 ACP, 40 S&W (10mm), 9mm
Large & small primer pick-up tubes and feed tubes
Extra tool head
Low primer warning system

500 qty. -- primers
1 lb -- Unique powder (or several other options)
500 qty. -- 9mm -- 147 grain LRN bullets
500 qty. -- 9mm brass cases

If you want to reload for something other that 9mm with the 147 grain lead I have supplies for other calibers we can discuss.

THIS IS NOT LOADED AMMUNITION

Please include your phone number in your email. I will remove this listing when this is gone.

Also from CraigsList....

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 07:00
From CraigsList.....



Also from CraigsList....

Thanks for the reminder to look at that powder. You want some for what calibers?

roberth
08-09-2013, 07:01
pricing is coming down

i'd have to see it but the Square Deal sounds pretty good

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 07:11
pricing is coming down

i'd have to see it but the Square Deal sounds pretty good

$50 for the powder, primers & brass
$85 per caliber conversion = $160
$380 for the SDB

not bad. Only down side is the SDB is pistol only. However those who own them really like the unit and turn around time for completed rounds.

roberth
08-09-2013, 07:15
$50 for the powder, primers & brass
$85 per caliber conversion = $160
$380 for the SDB

not bad. Only down side is the SDB is pistol only. However those who own them really like the unit and turn around time for completed rounds.

yup - i love my SDB in 45ACP

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 07:16
yup - i love my SDB in 45ACP

how are the dillon products [LOL]

roberth
08-09-2013, 07:23
how are the dillon products [LOL]

oh they suck out loud [ROFL1]

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 07:36
oh they suck out loud [ROFL1]

Figured, i'll go red green EH. Oh well back to da lodge

roberth
08-09-2013, 08:00
Figured, i'll go red green EH. Oh well back to da lodge

you have the lodge, i have the basement

BuffCyclist
08-09-2013, 08:06
Just throwing this out there, but I maintain that an airplane could take off on a treadmill...



























[Peep]

roberth
08-09-2013, 08:06
well they use a catapult on an aircraft carrier

stoner01
08-09-2013, 08:10
its more like a big slingshot

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 08:12
I missed Jim's comment...


223 and 308, Jim.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 08:16
I submit that rosie jones is one of the most beautiful women evar!

brutal
08-09-2013, 08:25
Who's the same age? What's going on and why?

stoner and JM had a bromance going on last night.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 08:31
gotta make it through those lonely nights some how

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 08:32
stoner and JM had a bromance going on last night.

So?

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 08:43
gotta make it through those lonely nights some how

And we made it. Well, I made it. It's day light over there.


Bed time, bitches!

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 08:45
stoner and JM had a bromance going on last night.

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 08:46
And we made it. Well, I made it. It's day light over there.


Bed time, bitches!

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

dueces

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 08:52
deuces - wild

OOPS WRONG THREAD

stoner01
08-09-2013, 08:58
[facepalm]lol

Ridge
08-09-2013, 09:02
I had some wild deuces yesterday. Too many pizza rolls

stoner01
08-09-2013, 09:05
you should see what they feed us here. bad juju all around

Monky
08-09-2013, 09:07
you should see what they feed us here. bad juju all around

Based on your lack of growth at summer camp, I would say you're fed like shit


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 09:21
greasy nastiness

waxthis
08-09-2013, 10:10
I feel like a pig in a blanket.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 10:21
What does that feel like?

Mazin
08-09-2013, 10:24
I feel like a pig in a blanket.

Bagel dog ;)


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

roberth
08-09-2013, 11:31
hoze are slakkin 2day

stoner01
08-09-2013, 11:35
Sorry I was enjoying some fried cheese cake. It was so good I forgot to post

roberth
08-09-2013, 11:39
hey that sounds good

roberth
08-09-2013, 11:39
guns guns guns

range is open at noon tomorrow b/c of maint - i want to go shoot 300, maybe 400 yards on my new plate

crays
08-09-2013, 11:46
32419


Winding it down.

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

stoner01
08-09-2013, 11:49
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer

waxthis
08-09-2013, 11:54
32431

crays
08-09-2013, 12:14
STURGIS. WHORES.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/10/pepe9eta.jpg

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

roberth
08-09-2013, 12:18
COOL!!

stoner01
08-09-2013, 12:22
[Beer]Win

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 12:23
STURGIS. WHORES.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/10/pepe9eta.jpg

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

That your truck w/ trailer you're getting ready to load that bike on[LOL]

buffalobo
08-09-2013, 12:51
Fuck, I hate I-25. Trapped southbound 3 miles north of Greenland exit, accident @ mm 167, am @ 170. Fucking parking lot is 5 miles long now

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 12:52
That blows.

buffalobo
08-09-2013, 12:55
What really pisses me off is I ran my ass off this morning to "make up time" so I could take an hour "off" this after noon for personal business.

Shot to hell now.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

crays
08-09-2013, 12:56
Getting ready to open another can of Courage eh

Nope. Just pure liquid goodness.

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

stoner01
08-09-2013, 12:58
That reminds me. I need to restock my fridge.

crays
08-09-2013, 13:02
That your truck w/ trailer you're getting ready to load that bike on[LOL]

Hold on Jim. I have to wipe the tears out of my vagina.

But no, that's the photo tower on the end of main.

I'll be sure to flip you the big "You're #1" as I pass Windsor on my ride home.

And, I've got some more titegroup if you need it.


Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

crays
08-09-2013, 13:03
Hold on Jim. I have to wipe the tears out of my vagina.

But no, that's the photo tower on the end of main.

I'll be sure to flip you the big "You're #1" as I pass Windsor on my ride home.

And, I've got some more titegroup if you need it.


Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

And you do know my previous reply was all good fun.

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Post Toastie
08-09-2013, 13:07
Hold on Jim. I have to wipe the tears out of my vagina.

But no, that's the photo tower on the end of main.

I'll be sure to flip you the big "You're #1" as I pass Windsor on my ride home.

And, I've got some more titegroup if you need it.


Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Wow - vagina and titegroup in one post. [Beer]

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 13:35
Wow - vagina and titegroup in one post. [Beer]

Smoking hot, all in one package

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 13:35
And you do know my previous reply was all good fun.

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

You kid around, shocked i tell ya shocked.

stoner01
08-09-2013, 13:44
Im out whores. Time for a self induced coma.

roberth
08-09-2013, 15:26
sleep well

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:40
More rain....?

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:41
F***

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 15:45
More rain....?

Totaled roof [Bang]

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:46
Boys at Grim Bros Brewery in Loveland gatta be getting soaked!

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:47
Totaled roof [Bang]

Really?

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:47
^^^^ And the truck?^^^^^^

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 15:54
Really?

that's what we said


^^^^ And the truck?^^^^^^

gonna get a few body shop estimates to see if it's worth filing on.

waxthis
08-09-2013, 15:55
Hmmmmmm.....Well, I know a roof guy.

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 16:01
Hmmmmmm.....Well, I know a roof guy.

ANSWER your phone

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 16:07
ANSWER your phone

Quit calling at odd ball times?

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

brutal
08-09-2013, 17:18
Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free…it’s women that make it hard.

brutal
08-09-2013, 17:19
My wife caught me pleasuring myself with a picture of her mother.

















She made me drop the darts immediately.

roberth
08-09-2013, 17:31
[Tooth]

Mazin
08-09-2013, 18:22
Lmao

So is she a MILF? You know MILF does a body good ;)


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:18
Hello, my Whore Friends.

:)

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:21
Hello, my Whore Friends.

:)
What up, clown?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:23
"clown to Franklin"

What up......bitch?

How's the um.......dieting going?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:24
It's a good thing we're not all hanging out with Wax......we'd all be fucked.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:26
I'm damn happy it's the weekend......Whoooop Whooooooop!!!!!!

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:28
That's rich, the little prick comes in here and calls me a clown...and then leaves.....what a bitch.

buffalobo
08-09-2013, 19:29
I'm damn happy it's the weekend......Whoooop Whooooooop!!!!!!

Damn straight.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:34
Heya Lobo.

I really think we should collectively lobby the powers that be, and pass the Four day work week, and the THREE day weekend as the national standard.

"Give the Governor a harrumph"

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:37
I left work today and ran and helped step mom with some stuff, cruised home and tried to flame some damn stickers....and it started raining like a bitch, for some time. I said piss on it and took a much appreciated nap.

Woke up at 6:30 and headed straight here, to see you wonderful people...

*shit eating grin*

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:39
That's rich, the little prick comes in here and calls me a clown...and then leaves.....what a bitch.
Little? Boy, I will whoop you....

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:40
OH yeah.....Cool bike Crays.

I really dig your decal btw.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:41
There he his...

How's it going JM?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:41
HEY!!!!

Where's that respect to your elders, and all that?

*damn kids*

buffalobo
08-09-2013, 19:43
Looks like we lucked out of the rain tonite.

On a pizza run to Ft. Morgan w/ #1 minion. Sometimes kinda sucks, pizza run is 56 mile round trip, unless I pick up in Brighton on the way home.


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:43
Boy, I will whoop you....

Gonna beat up on a one armed old man, eh?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:43
There he his...

How's it going JM?

Listening to the Rockies game and watching inmates.....

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:45
Looks like we lucked out of the rain tonite.

On a pizza run to Ft. Morgan w/ #1 minion. Sometimes kinda sucks, pizza run is 56 mile round trip, unless I pick up in Brighton on the way home..

That's cool man...that's a long way to go for a pie. Ain't there a few places in Lupton or Keenesberg....shit, what's that next town up?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:48
Oh yeah...Hudson?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:48
Boy, I will whoop you....

Gonna beat up on a one armed old man, eh?

I am not too proud to whoop and old man....

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:48
Listening to the Rockies game and watching inmates.....

When do ya get to cut out of there, man?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:49
HOME RUN ROSARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WooHoo!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:49
When do ya get to cut out of there, man?
I get off at 7am.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:55
I am not too proud to whoop and old man....

Can't say that I was much different when I was 25 too. Drinking, druggin'...didn't give a shit about anything much more than fightin' or fuckin'....and a paycheck.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 19:57
I get off at 7am.

Hell, ya wanna meet at Billies in the morning?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 19:58
I don't fight... I'm a nice guy....

By the way... I passed you in post count....

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:00
Hell, ya wanna meet at Billies in the morning?
I would if I had any cash at all.... And I also need to meet a guy down in Westy at 8:30 to pick up some primers.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:03
I don't fight... I'm a nice guy....

By the way... I passed you in post count....

wtf....do posts from some other board count here?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:03
Ya know what I just noticed....

In my profile I put "King Of Panty Land" as my occupation...

I'm posted in the female module today... So... "King Of Panty Land" isn't that far from the truth.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:05
Well that's cool on getting some supplies. I need to be doing that as well.

Maybe we'll just hook up for breakfast some other time then...:)

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:05
In my profile I put "King Of Panty Land" as my occupation...

LOL

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:06
I don't think I filled much stuff out in there.....haven't looked since I signed up, really.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:12
Come to think of it....if any of you guys up around Brighton area would like to meet up for a breakfast .... lunch/dinner or something like that....... I'm in.

Just sayin'.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:15
*while JM is busy with some strung out bitch, pissed off at being incarcerated....I'll try and make up some distance*

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:15
Whore whore whore.....

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:16
thread thread thread

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:17
I'm surprised there aren't a plethora of brethren whores here tonight.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:17
I'll bet that happens a bit later.

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:18
Hey guys

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:18
3,200 posts!

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:18
just stopping by to see which one of you has their legs spread.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:18
I wonder if we're gonna get bitch slapped on Top Shot again next week....that kinda pissed me off it wasn't on Wednesday night.

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:19
You guys are now in a race?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:19
just stopping by to see which one of you has their legs spread.

Not me...:)

lol Bogie...whasssup?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:20
You guys are now in a race?


I'm in a white one....are there others I'm allowed to be in?

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:20
Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity OBC

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:20
I was told I was told I grew up a poor black child...... I think someone was bullshitting me.

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:21
Yeah that's right, you are a skinhead

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:21
Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity OBC

I thought it was only insane if you answered yourself as well.

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:21
well just dropped in to see what was happening.

worked late and going out for a late dinner.

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:22
I thought it was only insane if you answered yourself as well.

Maybe that's why people look at me funny?

bogie
08-09-2013, 20:22
have a good night guys :)

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:23
Yeah that's right, you are a skinhead

Dammit...I went from clown to skinhead.

Shits going downhill.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:24
well just dropped in to see what was happening.

worked late and going out for a late dinner.

Enjoy the evening with the wif....I assume.

Later man.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:30
Dammit...I went from clown to skinhead.

Shits going downhill.

I shave my head.... What does that make me?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:31
just stopping by to see which one of you has their legs spread.

That was some funny shit right there.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:32
I shave my head.... What does that make me?

Cue ball?

Kojak?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:36
Cue ball?

Kojak?

I wish I could grow a beard out....

I heard a rumor that they're going to relax the grooming standards a bit... Allow goatees...

That would help me a ton... When I shave I break out under my chin...

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:38
Lots of guys have problems with the skin on their face from shaving. Try different cremes and different razors, you should find something that doesn't do that eventually.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 20:45
Damn...it's gonna be kind of a chilly night I think. Might be a great night for some fire pit action.


Shit, that reminds me I need to put the sprinklers on rain delay.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 20:48
Damn...it's gonna be kind of a chilly night I think. Might be a great night for some fire pit action.


Shit, that reminds me I need to put the sprinklers on rain delay.

Do like the people by me do..... Water in a downpour...

The streets could be flooded.... And they're still watering... Not with any automatic system... But with the hose....

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 20:51
I wish I could grow a beard out....

I heard a rumor that they're going to relax the grooming standards a bit... Allow goatees...

That would help me a ton... When I shave I break out under my chin...

Noxema skin cream

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 20:57
I shave my head.... What does that make me?

Throw a condom on it and I'll tell ya! [Coffee] [LOL][ROFL1][Beer]

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:03
Throw a condom on it and I'll tell ya! [Coffee] [LOL][ROFL1][Beer]


You're rude...... So, I might need you to fill out a form for that thing we were talking about.... Apparently I need permission from the Sheriff to do what we discussed.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:03
LOL 10mm

Prick with a helmet on it.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:04
Hiya JM.....

That shit that 10mm was saying, was totally uncalled for, man.

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 21:06
You're rude...... So, I might need you to fill out a form for that thing we were talking about.... Apparently I need permission from the Sheriff to do what we discussed.


Says who?

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:06
Hiya JM.....

That shit that 10mm was saying, was totally uncalled for, man.

It's ok.... He knows I could put a whoopin on him.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:07
Says who?

Says the man with the stars on his collar.... It's not a specific thing. It would be the same no matter what/where....

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:08
Good evening Jim.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:09
Oh yeah...I never said howdy to 10mm.

Howdy 10mm.

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 21:10
It's ok.... He knows I could put a whoopin on him.


Says the man with the stars on his collar.... It's not a specific thing. It would be the same no matter what/where....


What are you mumbling?

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 21:10
Oh yeah...I never said howdy to 10mm.

Howdy 10mm.


Hey brother!

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:12
I love the smell of whores...in the evening.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:13
Well, more succinctly......before heavy USE, I should say.

;)

roberth
08-09-2013, 21:15
Well, more succinctly......before heavy USE, I should say.

;)

yah, they still smell pretty

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:17
yah, they still smell pretty

I don't smell very good at all... Didn't have time to shower before work... Gonna have to do it tonight after the workout.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:20
Howdy Roberth... :)

How ya doing brother?

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:23
Looks like we lucked out of the rain tonite.

On a pizza run to Ft. Morgan w/ #1 minion. Sometimes kinda sucks, pizza run is 56 mile round trip, unless I pick up in Brighton on the way home.


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

DO NOT HAVE THE PIZZAHUT OR FAGGABOUTIT IN BRIGHTON...

That's my PSA for the day.


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OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:24
Evenin' Mazin........and thank you for that PSA...and shit.

:)

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:25
2 more days till I'm out for the week.headed up to the hills and hopefully play a couple tourneys.


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JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:26
DO NOT HAVE THE PIZZAHUT OR FAGGABOUTIT IN BRIGHTON...

That's my PSA for the day.


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".


I try to avoid EVERYTHING in Brighton... At least while in uniform...

If I go out at night from now on I'm changing out to street clothes... Shady ass town.

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:26
Evenin' Mazin........and thank you for that PSA...and shit.

:)

OBC how it be bro!!!

What are you going to load for man?


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Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:27
I try to avoid EVERYTHING in Brighton... At least while in uniform...

If I go out at night from now on I'm changing out to street clothes... Shady ass town.

Lol that's no joke! But generally I say do eat in Brighton. You want some classic American cuisine I suggest the Pepper Pod in Hudson


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JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:29
2 more days till I'm out for the week.headed up to the hills and hopefully play a couple tourneys.


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

Next month, when I get paid, we should go play one of the cheaper ones.... I haven't played poker for stakes in a long time.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:29
223 and 40 S&W to start with.......get some comfort level with that and expand out.

fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:29
MAZIN..... Jeep might be up for a gun trade :D

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 21:33
Looks like we lucked out of the rain tonite.

On a pizza run to Ft. Morgan w/ #1 minion. Sometimes kinda sucks, pizza run is 56 mile round trip, unless I pick up in Brighton on the way home.


Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

make your own. it's easy and much more rewarding , PLUS a gas saver.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:34
You want some classic American cuisine I suggest the Pepper Pod in Hudson

They were great there 20 years ago...then had a real drop off in quality and service. Have they repaired that situation...evidently?

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:34
Heya there Flyboy.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:35
223 and 40 S&W to start with.......get some comfort level with that and expand out.

I can teach you .223. I haven't been doing it very long... But I feel as though I have a pretty solid grasp on it.

fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:38
Heya there Flyboy.

Suck it Trebek!

fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:38
sorry. Ron Rico, and a friend in Sturgis has me Feeling like fighten

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:39
I can teach you .223. I haven't been doing it very long... But I feel as though I have a pretty solid grasp on it.

I appreciate that JM,... very nice of you to offer, that's cool.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:40
Suck it Trebek!


Dude, you just made me LMAO with that response.

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 21:41
Dude, you just made me LMAO with that response.

What is pissed for $200 Alex

fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:41
MAZIN..... Jeep might be up for a gun trade :D

It needs a tranny. $450 for a re-man TH400 3-speed auto. $900 for a custom 5-speed auto that "should fit." according to Jaspers in Denvah

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:42
Next month, when I get paid, we should go play one of the cheaper ones.... I haven't played poker for stakes in a long time.

I'd be down. I haven't played in almost a year but I have been getting fond of 3 card even with the horrible stakes.


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fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:42
Dude, you just made me LMAO with that response.

lol, that's what my WIFI is named. I have seen some crazy ass Wifi names. "Nigga get yo own wifi" was my favorite so far.

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:44
223 and 40 S&W to start with.......get some comfort level with that and expand out.

Let me see what I have for ya


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Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:46
MAZIN..... Jeep might be up for a gun trade :D

I will pm you tomorrow bro, I'm about ready to hit the sack.


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OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 21:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Qqu_WBIc

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 21:53
.....


Did you go get your lower? haven't seen a PM or call in a while... So must have... [Coffee]

fly boy
08-09-2013, 21:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Qqu_WBIc


HAHA, an I know later on, he just states "suck it trebek"

Mazin
08-09-2013, 21:54
OBC I forgot your just right down the street. If you want that I can meet at the gas station off of the frontage road anytime after 5 this weekend.


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JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 21:54
A position player is pitching for the pirates against the Rockies.... Bah hahahahaha.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:01
OBC I forgot your just right down the street. If you want that I can meet at the gas station off of the frontage road anytime.

The Shell Station? Sure, man. Sat or Sun anytime after 5:00 pm....I'll be there.

...and thank you very much, brother.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:02
Shit, you might have the Diamond Shamrock in mind as well.

We'll clear that up later.

fly boy
08-09-2013, 22:05
wlp, I'm off

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:07
Hope you have a decent night Flyboy.

See ya next time around, man.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:32
Curious...

Any of you guys civ or former mil.......wear BDU pants with some regularity?

I find them awesome for riding the KX...(when I was into it)...and for other stuff too. I took a pair when we went to Glenwood, and found myself wanting to wear them just about every day, because it was really cool to have all the extra pockets for carrying shit, and still be comfortable.

To the point that I ordered some by Propper in plain colors, and got interested in some ABU digi-cam stuff too...ordered a pair of those cause of the extra pockets on the calf. I'm a happy camper with that stuff.

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 22:37
Well...... Tonight just went to shit.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:39
Damn phone, wallet, keys, camera, miscellaneous bullshit, etc...

Do that with a regular pair of Levis.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:39
Well...... Tonight just went to shit.

Geeze, I hope not.

I thought you were going to bake me a pizza and rub my feet.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:44
I *am* kinda hungry damn it.....and my feet are kinda sore.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:46
I'm gaining on ya..... gaining on ya.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:47
whore, bitch, whore, bitch, whore, bitch.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:54
I just had an...........yep, an idea.

Grilling some of those Ballpark burgers that are in the freezer tonight. I don't think the fire pit is gonna happen though...I'm too damn tired to stay out there for that long. I'd be up into the wee hours of the morning if I did that.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:55
Definitely a cool enough evening for the fire pit though.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:56
*gratuitous whore posting for count benefit only, ensues*

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:57
I hope whatever shitty thing going on at JM's job isn't super shitty.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 22:57
Standard shitty is plenty shitty enough, as far as shitty goes.

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 22:58
Well JM isn't back yet. Maybe he meant he needed to go take one instead..

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 22:59
BDU's are way cool! But when You wear them as your every day dress, you get tired of them. I couldn't wait to get into jeans after a long week! They felt awesome.............

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 22:59
Blah blah blah

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:00
shitz,

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:01
Never gonna catcha ya two ho's no matter how much

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:01
I post like

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:02
a whore!!

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:02
Hell...standard shitty:

Super shitty

Extra shitty

Fuck me running shitty

..and Fuck the world shitty.

I think that about covers the basic shitty levels....

*unless you include "kinda" shitty*

For the optimists...there are:

Not shitty

Hardly shitty at all

Very little shitty about it.

...or the veritable "no shit" which is open to full examination regarding context surrounding it.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:04
Re-hi there 10mm

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:06
Re-hi there 10mm


H! HO! Were are all the whore's?

Great-Kazoo
08-09-2013, 23:07
Hell...standard shitty:

Super shitty

Extra shitty

Fuck me running shitty

..and Fuck the world shitty.

I think that about covers the basic shitty levels....

*unless you include "kinda" shitty*

For the optimists...there are:

Not shitty

Hardly shitty at all

Very little shitty about it.

...or the veritable "no shit" which is open to full examination regarding context surrounding it.

You forgot Sharty

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:07
Dunno...kinda shitty to not see more of us.......being Whores together this evening.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:08
You forgot Sharty


Albeit that someone nicknamed Squishy, would forget the Shart factor.

That was kinda shitty on my part....




lol

10mm-man
08-09-2013, 23:11
I think JM fell in........

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:12
Shitty really has no boundries...monumentally shitty.

Insanely shitty.

Rat fuck bastard shitty...

It's so open to creativity.

OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2013, 23:14
I'm gonna go get some burger fixin's ready to go with my burgers.

Irving
08-09-2013, 23:20
How do you guys keep up with this thread? I posted something to JM, fell asleep, and had to look back through like 10 pages to see if he responded.
Also, does BDU describe the material, style, color?

ETA: Doesn't BDU stand for Battle Dress Uniform or something?

zteknik
08-09-2013, 23:31
How do you guys keep up with this thread? I posted something to JM, fell asleep, and had to look back through like 10 pages to see if he responded.
Also, does BDU describe the material, style, color?

ETA: Doesn't BDU stand for Battle Dress Uniform or something?
Yea I cant keep up on all that I missed-just dive in where your at :D
And yes BDU means battle dress uniform-DCU-desert cammo uniform,ACU Army combat uniform--I just call em all fatigues..

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 23:36
They took one of my control panels to fix another posts control panel that went down... Just makes it hard to open doors now. Gotta have the main control booth do it.

zteknik
08-09-2013, 23:47
They took one of my control panels to fix another posts control panel that went down... Just makes it hard to open doors now. Gotta have the main control booth do it.
At leastyou don't have to go door to door :)
Now that would suck!!

JM Ver. 2.0
08-09-2013, 23:52
At leastyou don't have to go door to door :)
Now that would suck!!

Yeah it would... It's just as much of a chore the way it is though.